Episode 24

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0:00:16 > 0:00:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27the show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34And couple number one.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Hello, I'm Lauren, this is my husband Sandy and we're from London.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Couple number two.- Hi, I'm Iain, this is my friend Mark.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43I'm from Midlothian and he is from Motherwell.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47- Couple number three.- Hello, I'm Nina and I'm from Cirencester. This is my

0:00:47 > 0:00:51- friend Tom and he's from Solihull. - And finally, couple number four.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hello, I'm Francesca, this is my sister Giovanna

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- and we are from North Wales. - And these are today's contestants.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Thanks very much to all of you.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03We'll get to chat to each of you through the show as it goes along.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Throwing a spanner in the works like a marksman plumber,

0:01:08 > 0:01:11it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Hiya. Hi, everybody.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Good afternoon to you.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- And to you. - Now, an unusual show last time.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23We had Johnny and Matt and no-one has ever fluked their way to a final

0:01:23 > 0:01:25like Johnny and Matt fluked their way to the final.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28The fluked their way through round two...

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- They guessed!- ..when Sandy and Lauren got knocked out.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Then in the head-to-head, they guessed both of their answers,

0:01:34 > 0:01:36genuine guesses for both of their answers,

0:01:36 > 0:01:37and won both of those questions,

0:01:37 > 0:01:40got through to the final and then in the final,

0:01:40 > 0:01:42they didn't guess at all and they won the jackpot.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Goes to show, you make your own luck in this world, doesn't it?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Two returning pairs. Lauren and Sandy are back with us.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Giovanna and Francesca on the final podium got knocked out in round one.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Words round first up.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- You'll like that, won't you? - Mm.- Mm.- Mm-mm-mm.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Thank you Richard. Now, Matt and Johnny, as you gathered,

0:02:00 > 0:02:02won the jackpot last time, so today's jackpot starts off

0:02:02 > 0:02:04back at £1,000. There it is.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Remember, the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:02:15 > 0:02:19will be eliminated. That's the only rule you have to remember.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category this afternoon...

0:02:23 > 0:02:25is Words. As the man said.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Words. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:02:28 > 0:02:30who's going to go second and whoever's going first,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32please step up to the podium.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38OK. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:02:38 > 0:02:43We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many words

0:02:43 > 0:02:46ending in "UST" as they could.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Words ending "UST."

0:02:49 > 0:02:53We're looking for any word which has its own entry in the British and

0:02:53 > 0:02:56World English section of oxforddictionaries.com that ends "UST", please.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59No proper nouns, hyphenated words or anything like that.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Best of luck.- Thanks very much.- I'll write down what I think you're going

0:03:02 > 0:03:06- to say.- OK.- A little prediction. I got it right last time, didn't I?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08You did. Got it right.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10You usually do, actually.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11It's not bad, is it? Spooky.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13OK. You've written it down already?

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- I'm writing it down now, yeah. - That's just eerie, because I have...

0:03:18 > 0:03:20OK, I'm thinking.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23I'm thinking. I've got one immediately.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25I'm discarding that.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- Oh, no.- Cos that's probably the one. Anyway, good luck.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Sandy, welcome back. I think you're the first person we've had from

0:03:32 > 0:03:36your particular career on Pointless. Remind us what it is you do.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38I'm a musical theatre actor.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Absolutely. You've just been starring in Jersey Boys.- Yep.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43What are you working on at the moment? Are you rehearsing?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'm available for birthdays, bar mitzvahs, weddings.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Nothing at the moment. - "Can dance, has own tap shoes."

0:03:49 > 0:03:51What about that? Do you dance?

0:03:51 > 0:03:55A little bit. Less so as I get older.

0:03:55 > 0:04:00OK, now. Sandy, we are looking for words ending in "UST."

0:04:00 > 0:04:03OK, I'm going to go for unjust.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Unjust. Let's see how many of our 100 people went for unjust.

0:04:16 > 0:04:2020. Not bad. Not a bad start to the round there, Sandy.

0:04:20 > 0:04:2120 for unjust.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Nicely played on that first podium.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Anything that's not morally right or fair.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Thank you, Richard. Iain.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30A warm welcome from Midlothian.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33- What do you do, Iain? - I'm a cartographer.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36I think you're the first person we've ever had from your career

0:04:36 > 0:04:38on Pointless. Which aspect of cartography?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41I work for a digital mapping company,

0:04:41 > 0:04:46so I'm actually in charge of finding new ways of building maps,

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- new and interesting ways of building maps.- That's interesting.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Is it mostly done by satellite these days?

0:04:51 > 0:04:55It is done by satellite, but we get lots of data sources in and we are

0:04:55 > 0:04:59building with communities and using mobile phone data.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03You've got to be there on the ground to see where the marshlands are

0:05:03 > 0:05:05or the churches with spires are.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08My stuff's principally about automotives,

0:05:08 > 0:05:13so we're working on things toward autonomous driving.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17- Driverless cars, is that? - That's right.- That's exciting.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19That's a really exciting field to be in right now as well.

0:05:19 > 0:05:24All about to kick off there. Iain, right, words ending "UST."

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Yeah, I'm going to go for oust.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33See, I like that. I like that.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Let's see how many of our 100 people went for oust.

0:05:42 > 0:05:4520 is our only score at this point.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47And you've passed it. Look at that. Oust, there we are.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52- 15.- That's very nicely done.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Well played. That's a cartographer's brain for you, isn't it?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58But "oust" and "UST" both sound like Scottish islands.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- It's quite lovely. - Ust almost is a Scottish island.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03It almost is, I know.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Thank you very much. Now, Nina, welcome.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08A warm welcome from Gloucestershire.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- What do you do, Nina? - I'm a commissioning editor.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13A commissioning editor in which sphere?

0:06:13 > 0:06:16I commission mainly on legal works.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- As a publisher, is this? - Yes.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22That must keep you enthralled at all times, mustn't it?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24- At all times.- My goodness.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27What do you specialise in, any particular area of the law?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30I look after corporate crime, family and employment.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32I would love to read that.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I'm sure it can be arranged.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38What do you do when you run from the office every day?

0:06:38 > 0:06:42I really enjoy cooking, so I like to bake, I try to take some of that

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- into the office when I go in and I do a good curry.- Excellent.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Nina, what would you like to go for?

0:06:49 > 0:06:54OK, the word I'm going to go for is joust.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Did you just make that up on the back of oust?

0:06:56 > 0:06:59No, I was thinking of Heath Ledger when I thought of it.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03OK, there we are, A Knight's Tale. Joust. Let's see if it's right,

0:07:03 > 0:07:06let's see how many of our 100 people went for joust.

0:07:08 > 0:07:1120 is our high score, 15 is our low.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12So, 15 for oust.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Let's see where joust ended up, passes 15, down to 11.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Look at this, there's a pattern emerging here.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Very well played. Joust, it means to joust.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25LAUGHTER

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Thank you, Richard. Giovanna, welcome back.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Round one we said goodbye to you last time.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34We have to see more of you this time. Surely, surely.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36I'm very much hoping you've got a great word,

0:07:36 > 0:07:39but we'll come to that in a moment. Remind us what you do, Giovanna.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42I'm a final year student at John Moores University in Liverpool.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- And you're studying?- IT.- There we are.- So, yeah.- That's right.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Your interests outside of IT?

0:07:48 > 0:07:52"Outside of IT," like you're fascinated by IT!

0:07:52 > 0:07:56I love to shop with the little student money I have,

0:07:56 > 0:07:58but I make sure it goes a long way.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01I also have many things I would like to buy in the future so I'm just

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- making a list. - OK, very good.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Now then, Giovanna, what do you want to go for? You'll notice the scores

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- have been going down with each subsequent answer.- I know.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14A lot of pressure. I think I'm going to go for exhaust.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Oh, I like that. Exhaust, says Giovanna.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Let's see how many of our 100 people went for that.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Look at that. 1 for exhaust.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32This is fantastic.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Very strong.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39That's very pleasing, isn't it?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41That's lovely when you hear the word you think, "But...

0:08:41 > 0:08:43"Oh, yes, of course it does end 'ust.'"

0:08:43 > 0:08:45That means to exhaust

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- or an exhaust.- Thank you very much.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50We're halfway through the round so let's look at the scores.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Giovanna, the best score of that pass. Very well done indeed,

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Giovanna and Francesca. I think you're on something good there.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58We might be seeing you in the next round, let's hope.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Then we come up to 11 where we find Nina and Tom.

0:09:00 > 0:09:0315, were we find Iain and Mark and then up to 20, Sandy and Lauren.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Lauren, you have time to think of something absolutely stupendous.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11Good luck with that. We'll come back down the line now.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- Francesca, welcome back.- Hello. - Didn't Giovanna do well there?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Exhaust. A brilliant answer.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24There will of course be some pointless answers.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27There'll be answers we'll all see on the board at the end of the round

0:09:27 > 0:09:29and we'll kick ourselves and think,

0:09:29 > 0:09:33"Why didn't we think of that?" Francesca, what do you do?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Remind us. - I'm a modern languages graduate.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37What are the are you up to at the moment?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39I'm in the process of looking for a job.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Do you have a dream job in mind?

0:09:42 > 0:09:47Translation is the obvious one, but that's ideally what I'd like to do.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- I volunteered at the Rugby World Cup.- In real-time translation?

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Yeah.- Was that the first time you'd done it?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55I did it as part of my degree,

0:09:55 > 0:09:58we had translation and conversation classes,

0:09:58 > 0:10:01but that was the first time I actually got to use my languages.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05We had fans from Uruguay, from Argentina, from France.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Wow.- It was amazing.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Keeping one stream coming in one ear while you're hearing yourself

0:10:12 > 0:10:16out of the other ear, that's a real skill. Talking of real skills,

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Giovanna has set the bar wonderfully low there,

0:10:19 > 0:10:22or high, depending which way you look at it, with 1.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24What would you like to go for?

0:10:24 > 0:10:28The two I was going to for are gone, so...

0:10:28 > 0:10:31I'm going to have to go for an obvious one and say disgust.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Disgust, says Francesca, disgust. Here is your red line, if you can

0:10:35 > 0:10:37score 18 or less you're through to the next round.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40How many of our 100 people said disgust?

0:10:49 > 0:10:53Look at that. Well done, you're through. 10 for disgust.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Isn't that funny? Disgust scored less than oust and joust.

0:10:57 > 0:10:5911 is your total. You are through to the next round.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Surprising that, isn't it? I often worry, when you do get people from

0:11:03 > 0:11:06abroad trying to learn English and you tell them that disgust

0:11:06 > 0:11:09and discussed are spelled entirely differently and pronounced exactly

0:11:09 > 0:11:12the same, they must just go, "What's the point with this language?"

0:11:12 > 0:11:15There are so many instances of that, aren't there, where you think,

0:11:15 > 0:11:18"Oh, come on. I don't want to learn this."

0:11:18 > 0:11:22- It's crazy.- If you're watching this abroad, we're sorry.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23Thank you very much, Richard.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Tom, welcome.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Here from Solihull. What do you do, Tom?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29I work for the Environment Agency.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Very nice. Which department?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I work in Legal, I'm in the Enforcement and Prosecutions team.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37If you ever need to buy any legal texts,

0:11:37 > 0:11:39I know someone who can supply some to you.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41You know what I'm saying?

0:11:41 > 0:11:45- Tom, what are your interests?- I really enjoy long distance running,

0:11:45 > 0:11:47I'm currently training for the Edinburgh Marathon.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50How do you enjoy long distance running? What do you mean by enjoy?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- You really mean enjoy? - Yeah, it makes you feel great.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55When you get past the line and you think,

0:11:55 > 0:11:59"I never have to do that again! Oh, no, I do, because it's my hobby."

0:11:59 > 0:12:02I love it, get the headphones on, go out and pound the roads.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- It's great.- What do you listen to?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Fast tempo music.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10- Keeps me going. - Very good. Now, Tom, you're on 11.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12The high scorers at the moment are Lauren and Sandy,

0:12:12 > 0:12:14if you can score 8 or less...

0:12:14 > 0:12:17I'm going to go with entrust.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21Entrust, says Tom. Entrust. Well, good legal term there.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Let's see if it's right. We know if it's right. Let's see how many

0:12:24 > 0:12:27of our 100 people said entrust. There's your red line, quite low.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40You've done it. Look at that, 3 for entrust.

0:12:40 > 0:12:4114 is your total.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Very well done on podium three.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Yeah, another good answer and a nice legal one, too.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Give someone else responsibility for something.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Very good. Thanks, Richard. Mark, welcome here from Motherwell.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Great to have you with us. What do you do, Mark?

0:12:55 > 0:12:57I'm an accountant and finance manager.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00In a business that does something other than accounting?

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Yes, it's for a company that makes biodiesel from waste products.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Right you are. Excellent. What are your hobbies?

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Like Tom, I'm also a runner,

0:13:08 > 0:13:10- so maybe we should have a race after the show...- Yeah.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11..if it comes to a tie-break.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13I wonder which of you will get a head start,

0:13:13 > 0:13:17if you know what I'm saying. Now, Mark, there you are. You're on 15,

0:13:17 > 0:13:19the high score is still Lauren and Sandy.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22It's getting very exciting, isn't it?

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Now, you need to score 4 or less.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28OK, I'm going to go for combust.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Combust. Combust, says Mark.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Here's your red line, it's very low.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Where are we going to get on that column with combust?

0:13:45 > 0:13:49You've done it. 4 you needed, 4 you got. Look at that, 19.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Very well done.- Another very good answer and another one apposite

0:13:55 > 0:13:58to your job as well, I presume, in some ways, combust.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Thanks, Richard.

0:13:59 > 0:14:04Now, Lauren, you don't need me to tell you the terrible news.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06- It's bad, isn't it?- It is bad,

0:14:06 > 0:14:10we only had you for two rounds last time. I want to talk to you.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Lauren works in the box office at several London theatres.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17Sandy, your husband, works on the other side of the theatre,

0:14:17 > 0:14:20comes in through an entirely different door.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22How did your paths cross?

0:14:22 > 0:14:23At the time when we met,

0:14:23 > 0:14:28I was working in more of the front of house capacity, so we would

0:14:28 > 0:14:33cross paths before the show and at certain points during the show.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37I stalked him for a little while and then found a good time to corner him

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- right before he went on stage. - Aww. That's nice.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42- I ambushed him.- Very good.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- It worked. Superb. - Worked out really well.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Very good. Now, listen, you're on 20, I'm afraid.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Short of a minus score, you're not going to be staying with us.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53However, time to go out in a blaze of glory.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55We've gone down to 1 with exhaust.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58There's got to be some pointless answers there.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00I'm torn between two at the moment.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04I had one in my head from the very beginning, mistrust,

0:15:04 > 0:15:08which I thought was a good one and that's similar to entrust,

0:15:08 > 0:15:12but then one's just sprung to mind.

0:15:12 > 0:15:17I'm not sure if it's a complete real word, but I may as well say it.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20These are the best kinds of words, in my opinion, Lauren.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23I was going to go with wanderlust.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25That, funnily enough, was the first one I thought of.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28I've got a better one now, but that was the one you've written down.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30It was the one.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Wanderlust.- I'm going to write down another one, just in case.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Because I have now got a different one.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40I had wanderlust for about the first two and then,

0:15:40 > 0:15:42I promise it doesn't rhyme with joust.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44I didn't steal.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Wanderlust, said Lauren. I think that's a great answer.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Let's see how many of our 100 people said wanderlust.

0:16:00 > 0:16:016 for wanderlust.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07- 26 is your total. - It's a lovely word, isn't it?

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Do you know what? Mistrust would have scored 3.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Isn't that strange?

0:16:11 > 0:16:16Wanderlust is a much nicer word, so thank you for that.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20So, you've got another one? Wanderlust I'll get rid of.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22I then toyed for a little while with moon dust,

0:16:22 > 0:16:25but I have landed on downthrust.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29You've landed on downthrust, that's interesting.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31It can be very painful if you land on downthrust.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33It's an incorrect answer, I'm afraid.

0:16:33 > 0:16:34There you are, serves me right.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37I've got a pointless answer I thought you were going to go for.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39It's on our list of pointless answers.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43When you see the one you think I thought you would say...

0:16:43 > 0:16:45LAUGHTER

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- ..you must raise your hand. - I shall.- OK.- I shall.

0:16:48 > 0:16:53I think you'll know it. Let's take a look at some pointless answers.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Bulldust, which is a very coarse dust. Degust.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Dryasdust, which is a boring speaker, but it's all one word.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02It's a rather sweet word, isn't it? Misadjust,

0:17:02 > 0:17:04which is another name for a supply teacher.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06LAUGHTER

0:17:06 > 0:17:09No downthrust, but overthrust.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12That is to do with two rock layers going over each other.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13Overtrust.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Retrust, shortcrust.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21- There we go.- That's what I thought you would say.- That's the one.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23And unrobust.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Now, the top three answers,

0:17:25 > 0:17:27you know you were talking about releasing a perfume,

0:17:27 > 0:17:29- for the Alexander Armstrong scent. - Releasing a fragrance.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32You often release a fragrance, we've talked about that before.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36We talked about your diet before now. I've got the perfect name

0:17:36 > 0:17:40for your Alexander Armstrong fragrance for men.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41It's our top three answers.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45It's Just...

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Must...

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Lust.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50LAUGHTER

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Don't you think?

0:17:52 > 0:17:56JML. Just Must Lust, by Alexander Armstrong.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59From the House of Armstrong.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Thank you very much indeed, Richard. - Pleasure.- Well, there we are.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04At the end of our first round the pair we have to say goodbye to,

0:18:04 > 0:18:06I'm so sorry, Sandy and Lauren, our returning pair.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Round two last time, only round one this time.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Nothing wrong with your score there, 26 perfectly respectable.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14I'm afraid it just happens to be the high score. We have to say goodbye.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Thank you so much for playing. Lauren and Sandy.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for round two.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30And so we are down to three pairs.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33We have to say goodbye to another pair at the end of this round.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Well done, we made it through the words round with some aplomb,

0:18:35 > 0:18:38I have to say. Lovely low scores there.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Particular hats off to you, Giovanna, for exhaust.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Brilliant. Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:18:43 > 0:18:48Our category for round two today is...Famous People.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52Can you all decide who's going to go first, who's going to go second,

0:18:52 > 0:18:55and whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02OK, and our Famous People question concerns..

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Famous Tims.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Famous Tims, Richard.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08On each board I'm going to show you six descriptions of famous people

0:19:08 > 0:19:11called Tim, you just need to give us the most obscure Tim you can.

0:19:11 > 0:19:1412 in all to have a go at home. I've taken them all from

0:19:14 > 0:19:18Stephen Hawking's book A Brief History of Tim.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Thank you very much, Richard.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23So, we are looking for these famous Tims, and here they are.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25We've got...

0:19:51 > 0:19:54I'm going to read those one last time.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19A board of Tims.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22So, then, Mark, I have a feeling you'll probably know all of these.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25It's a good feeling, I wish I shared your optimism.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Unfortunately, not quite.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29I think I've got to go for the broadcaster,

0:20:29 > 0:20:31with the Goodies and go for Tim Brooke-Taylor.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Tim Brooke-Taylor, says Mark. Let's see if that right.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Let's see how many of our 100 people got it.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41It's right.

0:20:44 > 0:20:4540.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Not bad.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Yeah, very good answer, Tim Brooke-Taylor.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Nina.- Yes.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57What would you like to go for?

0:20:57 > 0:21:01I'm going to go for the lyricist and I believe that's Tim Rice.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Tim Rice, says Nina. Let's see if that's right,

0:21:03 > 0:21:06let's see how many of our 100 people said Tim Rice.

0:21:09 > 0:21:10It's right.

0:21:12 > 0:21:1354.

0:21:13 > 0:21:1554, high scorer for Tim.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Some big scorers here. Sir Tim Rice has been on the show, hasn't he?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23- He's an ardent fan of the show. - And a very lovely man.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- A very lovely man. Good afternoon, Sir Tim.- Good afternoon, Sir Tim.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Good afternoon.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- He will actually get that. - Or if you're watching on Challenge,

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- good evening, Sir Tim. - Yes. He's such a fan,

0:21:33 > 0:21:37quite often and watch it on catch up. Good morning, Sir Tim.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Thank you very much, Richard.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Now then, Giovanna. This board's all yours.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Fill your boots with Tims.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49I knew the Tim Rice one and I only know one other, which is the British

0:21:49 > 0:21:52astronaut, so I'm just going to go for that and that's Tim Peake.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Tim Peake, says Giovanna.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58Very interesting to see where this ends up.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Tim Peake. How many of our 100 people said Tim Peake?

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Not bad. 36. Well done, Giovanna,

0:22:11 > 0:22:14once again stealing the lowest score of the pass.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18Yeah, well played. But even 36 is quite famous.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Considering we hadn't heard of him until fairly recently.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23If you go up to space that's going to happen to you.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25- It's going to happen.- He used to be a test pilot,

0:22:25 > 0:22:28was in the Army Air Corps. All sorts of things. Tim Peake.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32Let's fill in this board. The Everton goalkeeper is Tim Howard.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34He would have scored you 19 points.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36The actor in Mystic River, famous acting Tim.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38I can only think of Tim Robbins.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40You're right. It is Tim Robbins.

0:22:40 > 0:22:436 points. And I think one of my favourite comedians...

0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Yeah, mine too. Tim Key. - The brilliant Tim Key.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- He's a pointless answer.- No. - He is a pointless answer.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52He's so brilliant. If he's playing anywhere near you, he does poetry

0:22:52 > 0:22:54and comedy, go see Tim Key, he's absolutely wonderful.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Always brilliant. Thank you. We're halfway through the round.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Let's take a look at the scores before we come back down the line.

0:23:00 > 0:23:0136, the best score of that pass.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Well done to you, Giovanna.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06I think we'll have you in the head-to-head, I think, this time.

0:23:06 > 0:23:1040 is where we find Mark and Iain and the 54, Nina and Tom.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Tom, we need a low Tim from you.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Low Tim, Tom. We'll come back down the line, can the second players

0:23:16 > 0:23:17please step up to the podium?

0:23:20 > 0:23:23OK, let's put six more Tims up on the board and here they are.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54I shall read those all again.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Now then, Francesca.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21All those Tims.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23How hard is that, do you think?

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Is that quite a challenging board or are you finding that all right?

0:24:26 > 0:24:29- Well, I definitely know two. - Good.- And I'm torn because

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Edward Scissorhands is one of my favourite films, but then

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Toy Story's one of my favourite films.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38So...I think I'm going to go for the actor who provides the voice

0:24:38 > 0:24:41- for Buzz Lightyear... - I think that's the right one...

0:24:41 > 0:24:44- And it's Tim Allen.- Tim Allen. Tim Allen, says Francesca.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Here is your red line. Quite low, but if you get below that

0:24:47 > 0:24:49with Tim Allen, you are through to the next round for sure.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Let's see how many of our 100 people said Tim Allen.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56It's right.

0:25:00 > 0:25:0226. I think that's good enough.

0:25:02 > 0:25:0526 takes your total up to 62.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Some very good scoring on that last podium today.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Well done. Yeah, we first knew him over here from Home Improvement,

0:25:11 > 0:25:15- his sitcom. - Thanks very much, Rich.

0:25:15 > 0:25:16Now, Tom.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Tom, you have a target here.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21- Yes.- It's a target of 7.

0:25:21 > 0:25:26I'm going to take a punt and go for the leader of the Liberal Democrats,

0:25:26 > 0:25:29- Tim Farron.- Tim Farron, says Tom. Here is your red line.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32That's the kind of answer that gets you below red lines like that,

0:25:32 > 0:25:35I think. Let's see. Tim Farron. Is it right?

0:25:38 > 0:25:39It is right.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Almost. 11. That could be good enough.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51It could be good enough. Everything is in Iain's hands.

0:25:51 > 0:25:5465 is your total. It's very close on those far two podiums.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Yeah, it's a very good answer as well. Very well played.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01Thanks very much, Richard. Now, Iain, talk us through that board.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03You have to score 24 or less.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07So, I'm not sure about the computer scientist, actually. I'm not...

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Tim Henman's at the bottom.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12And it's Tim Burton for Edward Scissorhands.

0:26:12 > 0:26:16I'm going to go for the singer who became the frontman

0:26:16 > 0:26:20- of The Charlatans and it's Tim Burgess.- Tim Burgess, says Iain.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23The frontman of The Charlatans. There is your red line.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Oh, I think that might get you below it. We'll see, though. Will it?

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Tim Burgess. How many people said that?

0:26:30 > 0:26:32It's right.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39You've done it. Oh, you have done it. Look at that. 4, Iain.

0:26:41 > 0:26:4344 is your total.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Great work, Iain.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Best answer of the round. Yeah, the wonderful Tim Burgess.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Now, the computer scientist...

0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Tim Berners-Lee.- Tim Berners-Lee.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Would have scored you 18.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Director of Edward Scissorhands, as you said, was Tim Burton.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Big scorer, though. 43 for that.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02And Tim Henman at the bottom there...

0:27:02 > 0:27:03scores 47.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06- Biggest scorer on that board.- I'll tell you something very exciting.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09- Yes.- Tim Burton is also a fan of the show.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11- Is he?- Yes.- Oh, that's nice.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Good afternoon, Tim. - Good afternoon, Tim.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Or if you're watching on Challenge...

0:27:16 > 0:27:18- BOTH:- Good evening, Tim.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19Or if you're watching on catch up...

0:27:19 > 0:27:22- BOTH:- Good morning, Tim.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Isn't that nice?

0:27:23 > 0:27:26- That is nice, isn't it? - We are popular with Tims.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29So, Johnny Depp would play you in the film version.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31- Yes.- And Matt Lucas as me.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33LAUGHTER

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39So, at the end of our second round, I'm afraid it's Tom and Nina,

0:27:39 > 0:27:42our legal beagles, we have to say goodbye to.

0:27:42 > 0:27:4665. Very close scoring, very exciting second round there.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48You just ended up a little bit in front.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51We will see you again next time. I'm sure you'll go much further.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Meantime, thanks very much for playing. Tom and Nina.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:28:04 > 0:28:07Congratulations, Iain and Mark, Giovanna and Francesca, you're now

0:28:07 > 0:28:11one step closer to the final and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:28:11 > 0:28:13which currently stands at £1,000.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15There it is. So, you know what happens from here on in.

0:28:15 > 0:28:18You play as a team. You can chat before you give your answers.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24This is exciting. It's a Scotland-Wales semifinal.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Very good indeed.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29Iain and Mark, your first appearance on the show. Giovanna and Francesca,

0:28:29 > 0:28:31we said goodbye to you the end of the first round last time,

0:28:31 > 0:28:34so it's virgin territory for both of you.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37Best of luck, both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47Here is your first question and it concerns...

0:28:47 > 0:28:50England's Greatest Places.

0:28:50 > 0:28:54What better way to start a Scotland versus Wales head-to-head?

0:28:54 > 0:28:57We're going to show you five images of some of England's greatest

0:28:57 > 0:29:00places, according to The Royal Town Planning Institute.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03They released a list. Well, thank you very much, Richard.

0:29:03 > 0:29:07Let's reveal our five great places, and here they are.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09We have got...

0:29:33 > 0:29:36There we go. Five of England's greatest places.

0:29:36 > 0:29:40Iain and Mark have been our low scorers so they will go first.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42THEY WHISPER

0:29:46 > 0:29:49I'd like to... I think we'd like go for E,

0:29:49 > 0:29:54- Saltaire. - Saltaire, say Iain and Mark.

0:29:54 > 0:29:58Now, Giovanni and Francesca, all those other places are yours.

0:29:58 > 0:30:02So, we know the three obvious ones, in our view.

0:30:02 > 0:30:07So, it's Bath, Liverpool Waterfront and the Peak District.

0:30:07 > 0:30:08I think we're going to go with...

0:30:08 > 0:30:11I think we're going to go for B, Liverpool Waterfront.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14B, Liverpool Waterfront. we have Saltaire and Liverpool Waterfront.

0:30:14 > 0:30:18Two good answers there. Iain and Mark went for Saltaire for E.

0:30:18 > 0:30:22Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said that.

0:30:31 > 0:30:32Not bad at all, look at that!

0:30:32 > 0:30:348 for Saltaire.

0:30:34 > 0:30:35Very strong.

0:30:37 > 0:30:41Giovanna and Francesca have gone for Liverpool Waterfront for B.

0:30:41 > 0:30:45Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said that.

0:30:48 > 0:30:49It's right.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53I think this is going to be very close.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Oh, 13, Liverpool Waterfront.

0:30:56 > 0:31:00Very close indeed, but well done, Iain and Mark, after one question,

0:31:00 > 0:31:02- you are up 1-0.- Two good teams here.

0:31:02 > 0:31:07Saltaire is a Victorian industrial village founded by Sir Titus Salt,

0:31:07 > 0:31:09and named after him and the River Aire.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13I always thought it was because it is quite near the coast, isn't it?

0:31:13 > 0:31:14So you thought it had salt air?

0:31:14 > 0:31:17- I thought it was, yes.- No, it is Sir Titus Salt and the River Aire.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20- There we are. - A is Bath,

0:31:20 > 0:31:23as you rightly said. That would have scored you 68.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26C is the Peak District.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30That scores 50. The best answer is 1 point.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33They call themselves the world's first garden city.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36- Letchworth.- Letchworth Garden City is the answer, 1 point,

0:31:36 > 0:31:37so very well done if you said that.

0:31:37 > 0:31:40Unless you live in Letchworth, in which case, come on!

0:31:40 > 0:31:43Thank you very much, Richard. So, here comes your second question.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46Giovanna and Francesca, you get to answer this one first,

0:31:46 > 0:31:48but you have to win it to stay in the game, so good luck.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50It concerns...

0:31:51 > 0:31:54Grimm's Fairy Tales. Richard.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57I'm going to show you five titles now of some of Grimm's fairy tales,

0:31:57 > 0:32:00but we have removed alternate letters. Can you fill in those gaps?

0:32:00 > 0:32:03OK, let's reveal our Grimm titles, and here they are.

0:32:16 > 0:32:17I'll read those again.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Giovanna and Francesca, you will go first.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31THEY WHISPER

0:32:37 > 0:32:39We know three, and out of the three,

0:32:39 > 0:32:43we think the least obvious is Rumpelstiltskin.

0:32:43 > 0:32:47Rumpelstiltskin, say Giovanna and Francesca. Now, then, Iain and Mark,

0:32:47 > 0:32:49talk us through that board and see how many of those blanks you can

0:32:49 > 0:32:52- fill in for us. - Rumpelstiltskin, we knew.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54The second one is Tom Thumb.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56The bottom one is Hansel And Gretel.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58We are going to go for the top one, The Frog Prince.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00The Frog Prince.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02So, we have Rumpelstiltskin and The Frog Prince.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05Nice little murmur of appreciation from the audience there.

0:33:05 > 0:33:07I think it was appreciation!

0:33:07 > 0:33:10Let's find out. Giovanna and Francesca went for Rumpelstiltskin.

0:33:10 > 0:33:13Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people got it.

0:33:16 > 0:33:17It's right.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21Oh, 82!

0:33:22 > 0:33:23That's punishing.

0:33:25 > 0:33:2882. Now, Iain and Mark have gone for The Frog Prince, the top one.

0:33:28 > 0:33:32Let's see if that's right, and let's see how many people said that.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37It's right, and it wins you the point.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40Oh, that is a good answer, The Frog Prince.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42Down it goes, look at that, 10 for The Frog Prince.

0:33:44 > 0:33:46That is pretty decisive.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48And it means, Iain and Mark, that after only two questions,

0:33:48 > 0:33:51- you are straight through to the final, 2-0.- Very well played, yes.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54There is only one answer up there that would have beaten The Frog Prince.

0:33:54 > 0:33:59Tom Thumb would have scored a fairly hefty 53.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01Hansel and Gretel at the bottom...

0:34:01 > 0:34:04another big scorer, 70.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07Now, this next one, you can see it's The Twelve...

0:34:07 > 0:34:08I'm getting Huntsmen.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11The Twelve Huntsmen is exactly right.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14That would have scored 3 points, so well done if you said that at home.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17Thanks very much, Richard. So, the pair leaving us at the end of the

0:34:17 > 0:34:19head-to-head round, I'm afraid, is Giovanna and Francesca.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22Really strong performance across the show today, it has been fantastic,

0:34:22 > 0:34:26but you came up against a cartographer and a very keen long-distance runner.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28That is just the sort of thing that is going to happen.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31So we have to say goodbye to you, but it has been wonderful having you

0:34:31 > 0:34:34on both shows. Thank you so much for playing, Giovanna and Francesca.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41But for Iain and Mark it is now time for our Pointless final.

0:34:45 > 0:34:49Congratulations, Iain and Mark. You have seen off all the competition,

0:34:49 > 0:34:52- and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.- Yes!

0:34:58 > 0:35:00You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:35:00 > 0:35:03and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,000.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06There it is. Well, very, very well done.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10A stealth raid, I would say, on Pointless. Very efficiently done.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13You can't argue with 2-0 in the head-to-head, always impressive.

0:35:13 > 0:35:14And two lovely answers there.

0:35:14 > 0:35:18Any particular areas of specialist knowledge you want to see tested

0:35:18 > 0:35:20in this last round?

0:35:20 > 0:35:23Music, that's how me and Mark met, through music.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26And maybe obviously geography, things like that for me.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29Well, let's see what today's selection looks like for you.

0:35:29 > 0:35:33A board of four choices. Today's are...

0:35:33 > 0:35:36Musical Things With Blood In Their Titles,

0:35:36 > 0:35:38Royal Families,

0:35:38 > 0:35:39The Year 2000,

0:35:39 > 0:35:42and The Great Offices Of State.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45- Let's go for musical.- I have never seen Blood Brothers, though.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48It is going to be Blood Brothers, isn't it?

0:35:48 > 0:35:52We'll take a chance. Musical Things With Blood In Their Titles.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55OK, Musical Things With Blood In Their Titles. Richard?

0:35:55 > 0:35:57Thank you, gents. That has been hanging around for a little while,

0:35:57 > 0:36:00and every time I see it, it makes me slightly uneasy. Only a tiny bit.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03There is something about it. Three very different questions here.

0:36:03 > 0:36:06Hopefully one of these will suit you. We are looking for any tracks

0:36:06 > 0:36:10on the Coldplay 2002 album A Rush Of Blood To The Head.

0:36:10 > 0:36:14We are looking for any songs from the original London cast recording

0:36:14 > 0:36:16of Willy Russell's musical Blood Brothers.

0:36:16 > 0:36:20Or we're looking for anyone credited with appearing in Taylor Swift's

0:36:20 > 0:36:23Bad Blood video, that video that had loads of cameos in it.

0:36:23 > 0:36:25So, tracks on A Rush Of Blood To The Head,

0:36:25 > 0:36:28songs from Blood Brothers and cameos in Taylor Swift's Bad Blood video.

0:36:28 > 0:36:31- The very best of luck.- Thanks very much, Richard. As always, you've got

0:36:31 > 0:36:33up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:36:33 > 0:36:37All you need to win that jackpot is for just one of those answers to be

0:36:37 > 0:36:38pointless. Are you ready?

0:36:38 > 0:36:41- We're ready.- OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43There they are, your time starts now.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45Do you want to do Coldplay songs?

0:36:45 > 0:36:49- I can't stand them! - I can't stand Coldplay, either.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52What are some of their songs?

0:36:52 > 0:36:54I'm trying to think A Rush Of Blood To The Head, you know?

0:36:54 > 0:36:59Was that their second album? Parachutes was their first album.

0:36:59 > 0:37:03- What you think?- Something about clocks or something like that?

0:37:03 > 0:37:05That's one of them. Let's go for Clocks.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07It's going to be a popular one. I don't know the album.

0:37:07 > 0:37:10- Cameos in Taylor Swift's Bad Blood. - Think of her friends, who's she got?

0:37:10 > 0:37:12That guy...

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Cara Dele... Delevingne.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16THEY WHISPER

0:37:16 > 0:37:18What's his name?

0:37:18 > 0:37:21Him that plays the guitar.

0:37:21 > 0:37:22You know who I'm talking about...

0:37:22 > 0:37:25- Ed Sheeran?- That's the one.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Cara Delevingne.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29And we'll go for Clocks for the other one.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32There's not really much we can do, is there?

0:37:32 > 0:37:36- Ten seconds left. - I don't know...

0:37:36 > 0:37:38Fix You, wasn't it?

0:37:38 > 0:37:43- What's that?- Fix You by Coldplay. - Fix You?

0:37:43 > 0:37:46OK, that is your time up. I now need your three answers.

0:37:46 > 0:37:49- What are you going to give me?- We're going to go for a couple of tracks

0:37:49 > 0:37:51from A Rush Of Blood To The Head. We are not Coldplay fans, we don't

0:37:51 > 0:37:54really know a lot of their stuff. But we think one of the songs that

0:37:54 > 0:37:57- they may have had on that album, Clocks.- Clocks.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00And we think a second one that might have been on that album is Fix You.

0:38:00 > 0:38:03- Fix You.- And now we are going to have a total guess at cameos

0:38:03 > 0:38:06from Taylor Swift's Bad Blood. Who would you want to go for?

0:38:06 > 0:38:08- Cara Delevingne.- Cara Delevingne?

0:38:08 > 0:38:11So, we have Clocks, we have Fix You and we have Cara Delevingne.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:14 > 0:38:17None of them, to be honest. We will go for Fix You.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20OK, Fix You, we'll put last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:38:20 > 0:38:22- Cara Delevingne.- Cara Delevingne we will put first.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25Clocks in the middle. And here they are.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27We have got Cara Delevingne,

0:38:27 > 0:38:30we have got Clocks, and we've got Fix You.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Three good answers there.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34Well, I say they're good answers, I mean, we don't yet know.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37We will discover, though. It's a sort of starter-pack level

0:38:37 > 0:38:40of jackpot we have, but still, a nice thing to be taking home,

0:38:40 > 0:38:431,000 quid, what would you do with that, what would you put that

0:38:43 > 0:38:47- towards, Iain?- My wife is actually buying stuff for our house

0:38:47 > 0:38:49at the moment. We've just bought a sofa.

0:38:49 > 0:38:53If she gets a mantelpiece, with a fireplace for our trophy to go on.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55There we are.

0:38:55 > 0:38:58Fantastic. Mark, how about you?

0:38:58 > 0:39:00I've always wanted to do one marathon before I stopped running.

0:39:00 > 0:39:03I was looking at the marathon at Mont Saint-Michel,

0:39:03 > 0:39:06in the north of France. I fancy going to that, take the family

0:39:06 > 0:39:09- with me for a bit of support. - Run through Brittany? Very nice.

0:39:09 > 0:39:10There we go. Well, best of luck.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13Three good answers on the board here, let's hope they're all right,

0:39:13 > 0:39:15let's hope at least one of them is pointless.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17The first answer was Cara Delevingne. In this case,

0:39:17 > 0:39:20we were looking for cameos on Taylor Swift's Bad Blood video.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22Cara Delevingne, I think, is a bit of a shot in the dark.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24Yes. Totally.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26So, we will see if it is right first. And if it is right, let's see

0:39:26 > 0:39:30if it's pointless. But how many of our 100 people said Cara Delevingne?

0:39:33 > 0:39:34It's right.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36That is a right answer.

0:39:36 > 0:39:37What a fantastic guess that was.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40Cara Delevingne taking us down through the 30s.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Into the 20s and into the teens.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45Into single figures. Down it goes, getting very exciting. Down it goes.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Oh, 1.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50Cara Delevingne.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55That close.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58You should have stuck with Taylor Swift cameos, don't you think?

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Just guessed loads of names there, yeah.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03We're now moving on to Coldplay territory. Clocks. In this case

0:40:03 > 0:40:06we were looking for tracks from A Rush Of Blood To The Head.

0:40:06 > 0:40:10Clocks has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot. So, for £1,000,

0:40:10 > 0:40:12let's see how many of our 100 people said Clocks.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19It's also correct.

0:40:19 > 0:40:22Cara Delevingne, your first answer, took us all the way down to 1.

0:40:22 > 0:40:26Clocks now takes us down through the 20s and into the teens.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28Down into single... Oh, not quite. 10.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34- At least it was the right answer. - 10 for Clocks,

0:40:34 > 0:40:37which means you only have one more shot at today's jackpot

0:40:37 > 0:40:40and that is Fix You. Again, we were looking for tracks from Coldplay's

0:40:40 > 0:40:44A Rush Of Blood To The Head for £1,000, how many people said

0:40:44 > 0:40:46Fix You? Is it pointless?

0:40:50 > 0:40:51Oh, no.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59Oh, well, I'm sorry. As often happens,

0:40:59 > 0:41:02I'm afraid it's always limited to just what's on the board and it just

0:41:02 > 0:41:05didn't quite put you through the hoops I know you could have

0:41:05 > 0:41:06leapt through cleanly.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08So I'm afraid you won't win today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11That rolls over onto the next show. But what a performance on the show.

0:41:11 > 0:41:15Be so proud of that. And you can take those trophies back and know

0:41:15 > 0:41:18that you really won them properly. Very, very well done, indeed.

0:41:18 > 0:41:20Iain and Mark. Fantastic.

0:41:27 > 0:41:31Iain and Mark, I'm gutted. Honestly, I'd love nothing more than to send

0:41:31 > 0:41:33our gentlemen here back up to Scotland with £1,000

0:41:33 > 0:41:36in their pocket. And when someone says, "How did you get that?" You'd

0:41:36 > 0:41:39say, "It's cos I knew Cara Delevingne was in a Taylor Swift video."

0:41:39 > 0:41:42Fix You was on X&Y, another Coldplay album.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45Let's take a look at tracks on A Rush Of Blood To The Head.

0:41:45 > 0:41:46A Whisper, Amsterdam,

0:41:46 > 0:41:48God Put A Smile Upon Your Face was

0:41:48 > 0:41:50a pointless answer. Warning Sign.

0:41:50 > 0:41:51And the other pointless answer

0:41:51 > 0:41:53was Green Eyes.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55Clocks, actually, the biggest score. The Scientist also on that album -

0:41:55 > 0:41:59In My Place, Politik and Daylight. They all scored points.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02Let's move on now to Blood Brothers.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05July 18th. So, if you know this musical, you would have got loads of

0:42:05 > 0:42:07answers here I suspect. July 18th, Secrets,

0:42:07 > 0:42:09Shoes Upon The Table.

0:42:09 > 0:42:10Take A Letter Miss Jones.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13Everything on that original soundtrack was a pointless answer,

0:42:13 > 0:42:16apart from Tell Me It's Not True, Marilyn Monroe, and Bright New Day.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18So, as I say, if you've been to see that musical,

0:42:18 > 0:42:20you would have done very, very well there.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23And loads and loads of cameos in this Taylor Swift video.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26Ellen Pompeo from Gray's Anatomy.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28Hailee Steinfeld from True Grit.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30Jessica Alba would have been a pointless answer.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32The wonderful Lena Dunham

0:42:32 > 0:42:33was a pointless answer.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35In fact, everybody apart from

0:42:35 > 0:42:37Ellie Goulding, Selena Gomez,

0:42:37 > 0:42:39Kendrick Lamar, Cindy Crawford,

0:42:39 > 0:42:42and, unfortunately for our gentlemen here,

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Cara Delevingne. But very, very well done if you got any of those

0:42:44 > 0:42:47- pointless answers at home. - Thanks so much, Richard.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50Well, Iain and Mark, very sadly, didn't win our jackpot today,

0:42:50 > 0:42:53which means it rolls over onto the next show

0:42:53 > 0:42:55when we will be playing for £2,000.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00Join us then to see if someone can win it. Meanwhile, it's goodbye

0:43:00 > 0:43:04- from Richard.- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.