Episode 35

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0:00:13 > 0:00:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:20 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:23 > 0:00:25and a very warm welcome to Pointless -

0:00:25 > 0:00:27the show were obvious answers mean nothing

0:00:27 > 0:00:29and obscure answers mean everything.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36And couple number one...

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hi, I'm Arry and this is Ash, and we're from Nuneaton.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Couple number two... - Hi, my name's Gareth,

0:00:41 > 0:00:43this is my girlfriend, Kelly, and we're from Watford.

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Couple number three...

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Hello, my name's Shani and this is my husband, Carl,

0:00:47 > 0:00:48and we live in Barnsley.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50And finally, couple number four...

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Hello, my name's Annette, this is my friend, Maja,

0:00:52 > 0:00:53and we're from Borehamwood.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55And these are today's contestants.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Thank you very much to all of you. We'll get to chat to each of you

0:01:00 > 0:01:02throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Taxing us like the Revenue, it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- APPLAUSE - Hiya. Hey, everybody.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Good afternoon to you. - Good afternoon.- Now...

0:01:15 > 0:01:18we've got a returning pair here, and it's Maja and Annette,

0:01:18 > 0:01:20who got all the way through to the head-to-head.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Very impressive performance. But... You'll have spotted this.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Everyone at home would have spotted this.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Sort of Pointless history. We've got Ash here and Arry.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29First time ever we've got a pair of contestants who,

0:01:29 > 0:01:30if you put C in front of both of their names,

0:01:30 > 0:01:32you get the name of a famous wholesale warehouse.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35LAUGHTER Oh, that's great, isn't it?

0:01:35 > 0:01:36It's never happened before.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Can you believe that's never happened before?

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Can't believe it. - So weird, isn't it?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45The amount of shows we've done, it's the first time.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47LAUGHTER

0:01:49 > 0:01:51What a joyous thing that is.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Ah, brilliant. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Now, listen to this -

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Nadeem and Ayesha didn't win the jackpot last time,

0:01:56 > 0:01:58so we add another £1,000 to that.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00So, today's jackpot starts off...

0:02:01 > 0:02:03..at £2,000.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04There we are.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16So, I mean... You know this anyway,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19but I'm just going to say it again for the fun of it.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22The pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:02:22 > 0:02:25will be eliminated. So your job is to make sure you are not that pair,

0:02:25 > 0:02:27is what I'm saying. Keep those scores down.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Best of luck to all four pairs.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Our first category today...

0:02:31 > 0:02:33..is History.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35It's History. Can you all decide in your pairs,

0:02:35 > 0:02:37who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45OK, and the question concerns...

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Crime And Punishment, Richard.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51We're going to show you seven clues on each pass here,

0:02:51 > 0:02:53all about the history of Crime And Punishment.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Just give us a nice, obscure answer if you can.

0:02:55 > 0:02:5714 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Thanks very much indeed.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01So we're looking for the answers to these clues, essentially.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Here is our first board of seven clues.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05And they read like this...

0:03:36 > 0:03:37I'll read those again.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09There we are.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Arry.- Yes?

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Good to have you here, Arry.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Where have you come from?- Nuneaton.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16From Nuneaton. What do you do in Nuneaton?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18I'm a field sales rep.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19A field sales rep.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Can I ask what field, loosely, you are a sales rep in?

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- The tobacco industry.- I see. The tobacco industry.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27What are your hobbies, Arry?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30I enjoy football. I also collect watches as well.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- You collect watches?- I do, yes.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- How many have you got?- I currently have a collection of about 12.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh, very nice indeed.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Very good. OK, Arry, what are you going to go for on our board?

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Um...

0:04:43 > 0:04:46The letter D stands for...

0:04:46 > 0:04:47I'm going to say Dunce.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Dunce, says Arry. Let's see if that's right.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Let's see how many of our 100 people said Dunce.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Eee.- Ah!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Urgh. 88. APPLAUSE

0:04:59 > 0:05:0188. However, you never know, you might have taken

0:05:01 > 0:05:03the only answer off the board that everyone else knew.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05So 88 might be a good score to have at this stage.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08That is a surprisingly big score for that answer, I would have thought.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11The name comes from the followers of John Duns Scotus,

0:05:11 > 0:05:12who was a Scottish theologian,

0:05:12 > 0:05:16and they were decried for sort of being fools,

0:05:16 > 0:05:18which they were no more or no less than anyone else.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19But that's where it came from.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23There we are. Thank you, Richard. Now, Kelly.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Hi.- Welcome to Pointless.- Thank you. - Good to have you here, Kelly.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Here from Watford. What do you do?

0:05:27 > 0:05:31I work in retail support for a retail finance company.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Right you are. And what do you like getting up to when work is over?

0:05:34 > 0:05:37In my spare time, if I can, I like to travel.

0:05:37 > 0:05:42So I've been to Australia a few times, Thailand, America...

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Oh, so you do proper travel.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46You save it all up and do a proper, long journey.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47That's it. But we have just recently

0:05:47 > 0:05:49been to Amsterdam for a weekend away.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51OK, well, that makes a change.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Did you just think, "Oh, maybe city breaks aren't so bad"?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Yeah, no, it was really good. Really impressed with Amsterdam.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57- It's a lovely city, isn't it?- Yes.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Now, Kelly, what would you like to go for?

0:05:59 > 0:06:03I am going to attempt the 18th-century English highwayman

0:06:03 > 0:06:08who rode a horse called Black Bess, and I'm going to go for Dick Turpin.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Dick Turpin, says Kelly. Let's see if that's right.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Let's see how many of our 100 people got Dick Turpin.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18It's right. Well, you pass 88.

0:06:18 > 0:06:1959.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21It's all going in the right direction.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Yeah, born in Essex and trained as a butcher, Dick Turpin.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30When he achieved notoriety, he moved up to Yorkshire.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32He was eventually executed for stealing horses.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Don't steal horses, kids. That's the...- Yeah.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39But he was kind of a folk hero even in his time, wasn't he, Dick Turpin?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Yeah, he was. - Yeah, yeah, interesting.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Possibly for his sausages. I don't know. I can't remember.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Yes, they loved his sausages.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48And his surname is an anagram of turnip.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50LAUGHTER

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Nothing wrong with that.- Nothing wrong with any of these things.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55There we are. OK, Carl, welcome to Pointless.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Good to have you here. What do you do, Carl?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59I work at a glass factory.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Oh, that's fun. What do you do there?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Well, I'm still a trainee at the minute,

0:07:03 > 0:07:07but I'm studying different ways to make glass jars and glass bottles.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08So do you do any blowing?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10No. It's a bit more modern than that.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11- It's a bit more...- Yeah.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oh, but that's fun. That's good.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15When do you finish your training?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17It's between six months... Things like that.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20At the end of the day, you're SHATTERED, I should think.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Sorry, that's-that's just... GROANS AND LAUGHTER

0:07:22 > 0:07:24There we go. Good. Laugh it out. Laugh it out.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28OK, Carl, what would you like to go for?

0:07:28 > 0:07:29Er...

0:07:29 > 0:07:32I'm going to have to go for the top one. I think it's Australia.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Australia. Australia, says Carl.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Let's see if that's right,

0:07:36 > 0:07:39let's see how many of our 100 people got Australia.

0:07:41 > 0:07:4288 is the high score.

0:07:42 > 0:07:4459 the low.

0:07:44 > 0:07:4674. Lands roughly between.

0:07:48 > 0:07:4974 for Australia.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Some big scoring going on, isn't there, for some of these?

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Yeah, originally British convicts would be transported to America,

0:07:55 > 0:07:57but after the Declaration Of Independence,

0:07:57 > 0:07:59couldn't do it any more, so Australia.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Australia it was.- Yeah.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Oh, OK.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Now, Annette.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05- Hi.- Welcome back.- Thank you.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Welcome back. Our returning pair from the head-to-head.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Got to have your eyes on the final this time, surely.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Well, I hope so, but looking at that board, I'm not so sure!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Well, just remind us what you do, Annette.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20I'm a local government officer from Borehamwood.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23There we are. Now, do you want to talk us through the board?

0:08:23 > 0:08:27No, they'd be sheer guesses, unfortunately.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29But I'll have a guess at Thomas Becket

0:08:29 > 0:08:31was assassinated in St Paul's.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32In St Paul's.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33OK, St Paul's, says Annette.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Oh, back luck, Annette.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Scores you 100 points.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47But it's been a very high-scoring round so far,

0:08:47 > 0:08:49so you're not really... You're in pretty good company, still.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Yeah, sorry, Annette. Not St Paul's, it was Canterbury Cathedral.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Canterbury was the answer there.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Would have scored 39 points.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Now, in law, a mulct is another name for a fine.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Very well done if you said that. 4 points if you did.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- LAUGHING:- I had a guess at this next one.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09The 19th-century prison ship named after the Marvel...

0:09:09 > 0:09:10I thought... "Iron Man?"

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Because you would think... - Yeah, clapped in.- Exactly.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15But it's not, of course. When you hear the answer...

0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Hulk.- Ah, of course.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19That would have scored you 8 points.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21The legal term there for unlawful imprisonment.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22The answer is... You have the...

0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Body.- Body. Yep.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26And that would have scored 27.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27So, best answer up there - fine.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Thanks, Richard. Well, we're halfway through the round,

0:09:30 > 0:09:31so let's take a look at those scores.

0:09:31 > 0:09:3359 is the lowest score of the pass.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36So Kelly and Gareth looking pretty strong at this point.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Then up to 74, where we find Carl and Shani.

0:09:38 > 0:09:4188, Arry and Ash.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45And then up to 100, not too far ahead, Annette and Maja.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Maja, we do need a low-scoring answer from you

0:09:46 > 0:09:48to keep you in the game. Best of luck with that.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50We're going to come back down the line now.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58OK, let's put seven more clues to Crime And Punishment

0:09:58 > 0:09:59up on the board.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01And here they are.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34I'll read those all again.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Now, then, Maja, welcome back to Pointless.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Thank you.- Here from Borehamwood.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11And you work just next-door to Annette, pretty much.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Yeah, pretty much. Same floor.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Who started working there first?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Me. I've been there 28 years.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20And how long has newcomer Annette...?

0:11:20 > 0:11:2214. About 14.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23Did you hit it off immediately?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Yeah, we sort of knew each other before.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Well, I knew Annette...

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Of Annette. She didn't remember me from school. So...

0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Oh, you were at school together? - Yeah.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33And you said to her, "Oh, Annette, remember me?"

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- And she said, "No."- I didn't expect she would ever remember me.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- We were in different years. - Oh, fair enough.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- She's older, obviously. - LAUGHTER

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Thanks(!)

0:11:42 > 0:11:43I like the "obviously".

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Now, Maja, you are our high scorers on 100. We need a low score.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50But look at that - you've got a pristine, box-fresh board there.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52I have. I wish it was the one before, though, to be fair.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55I knew quite a low score on that board.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59It's probably going to be a really obvious one,

0:11:59 > 0:12:01and I think I'm going to say...

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Jack the Ripper is London.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Jack the Ripper, London, says Maja.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Well, there's no red line for you as you're the high scorers,

0:12:07 > 0:12:10but let's see how many of our 100 people said London.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13It's right.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Oh!- And 80 is what it scores.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Takes your total up to 180.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Well, there is a scenario in which you could remain with us.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Strange that it would score fewer than dunce, I would say.- Yeah.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Don't you think?

0:12:28 > 0:12:30I would have thought that would be in the 90s.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Yeah. Anyway, there we are.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Thank you, Richard. Now, Shani, welcome to Pointless.- Hello.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37What do you do, Shani?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40I work part-time as a therapy assistant,

0:12:40 > 0:12:42but I'm also studying part-time at university as well.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43What are you studying?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45An occupational therapist, that's what I want to be.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Right you are. So in the same sort of area.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Yeah, yeah.- What do you like to get up to

0:12:50 > 0:12:51when you're not working and studying?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53It doesn't leave you a lot of time.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55No. We've got two Jack Russells, Stan and Ollie.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Very nice. - So we like walking those every day.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00We go to the cinema a lot as well on a weekend.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Very good. Now, Shani, you're on 74 -

0:13:03 > 0:13:05the high scorers are out of your reach,

0:13:05 > 0:13:07even if you score 100 points, which is great news.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11It is. History is not my strong point at all.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16I'm going to take a guess at the decade and say the '60s.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- This is for the abolition of the cane in private schools.- Yeah.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- OK, let's see. The '60s, says Shani. - No idea.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25No red line for you because you're already through, which is nice.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Let's see how many of our 100 people said the '60s. Is it right?

0:13:31 > 0:13:32It's not correct.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Scores 100 points, takes your total up to 174.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37But you're through.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40- I'll give all the correct answers at the end of the pass, Shani.- OK.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, Gareth.- Hi.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- A warm welcome to Pointless. - Thank you.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47What keeps you busy in Watford, Gareth?

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Well, I like my films.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50I'm really big into films.

0:13:50 > 0:13:55I'm a big Tottenham Hotspur fan, follow them as much as I can.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58I'm also a really keen fruit and vegetable grower.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Are you?- I am indeed. - When did you get into that?

0:14:01 > 0:14:02About sort of over a year ago,

0:14:02 > 0:14:06we started planting some seeds and it went on from there.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09So what were the first things you grew?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- The first year?- The best things we grew were courgettes.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14I was going to say courgettes.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Fail-safe. Do you grow any salads, things like that?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Yeah, a bit of leaf, rocket... - Yeah? Very nice.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Right, Gareth, you're on 59.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23The high scorers, again, out of your reach.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Doesn't matter what you score here.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29OK, I'm going to go for the top answer...

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Sorry, the top question, Australian bush ranger,

0:14:31 > 0:14:32and I think that's Ned Kelly.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Ned Kelly, says Gareth.

0:14:34 > 0:14:35No red line for you, you're already through,

0:14:35 > 0:14:38but let's see how many of our 100 said Ned Kelly.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Good answer, Gareth.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Down it goes. That's not bad at all.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48- 37.- I have a feeling that's our lowest score of the round so far.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Yes, it is.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Takes your total up to 96.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Well played, Gareth. Yeah, he'd previously been played

0:14:54 > 0:14:56by Mick Jagger as well, in another film.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Thanks very much, Richard.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Now then, Ash, welcome to Pointless.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02- Hello.- Good to have you here, Ash. - Thank you.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04What do you do, Ash?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Ironically, I work at a cash and carry.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07No! LAUGHTER

0:15:07 > 0:15:09I do. Yeah.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11- What about that?- No way!

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Ash and Arry. Oh, it's a shame...

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Arry, what would it take for you to be persuaded to go and work with Ash?

0:15:16 > 0:15:18I previously did work there.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- No!- Two years ago, yes.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21You are kidding.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Did everyone say, "Hey, it's Ash and Arry." Or...

0:15:24 > 0:15:26No. You're the first people to pick up on it.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28LAUGHTER

0:15:28 > 0:15:30What?! You guys need to go back there.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32- Yeah.- Outrageous!- Oh!

0:15:32 > 0:15:34How fantastic!

0:15:34 > 0:15:35How long have you been there, Ash?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38I've been there five years. It was a part-time job while I was at uni,

0:15:38 > 0:15:40but now I'm a delivery supervisor there, so...

0:15:40 > 0:15:41You're going to stick with it there?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Well, it's a bit of experience,

0:15:43 > 0:15:45just to build the CV and see what happens.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46- That's fun.- Yeah, it's not too bad.

0:15:46 > 0:15:51OK, now, Ash, you have a job here, which is to score 91 or less...

0:15:51 > 0:15:52- Yes.- ..to keep you in the game.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Would you like to talk us through the board?

0:15:54 > 0:15:57I'd love to. Um...

0:15:57 > 0:15:58I'm unsure, though, to be honest.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01I think I've only got one answer that is viable

0:16:01 > 0:16:04and that is Leonardo DiCaprio's film, which is Catch Me If You Can.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Catch Me If You Can, says Ash.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Here is your red line. Nice and high.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10But if you can get below that with Catch Me If You Can,

0:16:10 > 0:16:11you are into the next round.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Look at that. Well done.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Comfortably through.

0:16:21 > 0:16:2529. Our new lowest score of the round, actually.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Taking your total up to 117.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Great score, Ash. Very well played.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Now, let's go through the rest of this, shall we?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35The future UK Prime Minister who established the police?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Robert Peel.- Robert Peel.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Bobbies and peelers, of course.

0:16:38 > 0:16:4150 points for that. Do you know the decade in which

0:16:41 > 0:16:43the cane was abolished in private schools?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45The '80s or '90s. Let's say the '90s.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48It WAS the '90s, yeah. The '90s would've scored 5 points.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50It was abolished in state schools in the '80s.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52The gunfight at the OK Corral. Do you know this one?

0:16:52 > 0:16:55It's good. You'll know the name. It was in Tombstone.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Oh, yes. Yes. I should've known that.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Would've scored 6 points.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- And of course the Mona Lisa... - The Louvre.- Stolen from the Louvre.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03That would have scored 69 points.

0:17:03 > 0:17:04So the '90s is the best answer there.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Well done if you said that.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Thanks very much, Richard.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10So, at the end of our first round, the pair we have to say goodbye to,

0:17:10 > 0:17:11it's our only returning pair.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Look at that, Maja and Annette.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16I'm so sorry. Crime And Punishment.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17I'm afraid you had your comeuppance there.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20- I'm sorry.- We did.- We did. - Head-to-head last time.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22- Never mind.- Let the side down.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24I'm so sorry. It's a shame to have to say goodbye so soon,

0:17:24 > 0:17:26but it's been great having you on both shows.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Thank you so much, Maja and Annette. - Thank you very much.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31APPLAUSE

0:17:31 > 0:17:35But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41And look at that, suddenly we're down to three pairs.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Ooh, it's getting very intimate here, isn't it?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46At the end of this round, we'll be down to two pairs

0:17:46 > 0:17:47in time for our head-to-head round.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51Well, Ash, very well done to you. Our lowest score in that round.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53But that was an appropriately punishing round,

0:17:53 > 0:17:56that one, wasn't it? Very high scores all around.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Anyway, well done. We all survived.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Best of luck to all three pairs for our next round,

0:18:00 > 0:18:02and our category for Round Two today...

0:18:03 > 0:18:06..is Cinema. Cinema. Can you all decide in your pairs

0:18:06 > 0:18:08who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:18:08 > 0:18:11And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17OK, and the question concerns...

0:18:19 > 0:18:20..Iconic Film Stars.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Iconic Film Stars. Richard.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Yeah, Xander's about to show you a board with four iconic film stars

0:18:25 > 0:18:29of a certain generation and you just need to tell us the name of any film

0:18:29 > 0:18:32that any of these have ever been in, please, according to IMDb.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34As always, it's a feature film made for cinema release.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36No short films, documentaries, anything like that.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39So any film any of the following four have been credited in.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42OK, thanks very much indeed. So, as Richard just mentioned,

0:18:42 > 0:18:44we're going to put four names on the board.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45You just have to throw out the name of a film

0:18:45 > 0:18:48that any one of those four has been in.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51OK, so let's reveal those four iconic film stars,

0:18:51 > 0:18:52and we have got...

0:19:01 > 0:19:05Now then, Arry, we come to you first.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08OK. I know Richard doesn't like this, but...

0:19:08 > 0:19:10it's a bit before my time, I would say.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11- Ssh!- Oh!

0:19:11 > 0:19:14None of it's before your time. All of these are available.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16They're still available. It's your time now, right?

0:19:16 > 0:19:18- OK, yes.- These films still exist, yeah?

0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Yep.- So it's not before your time.

0:19:21 > 0:19:22- Of course. Yes. - LAUGHTER

0:19:22 > 0:19:24OK, that is a verbal warning.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28- That is a verbal warning. That's a yellow.- Yeah.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29I'll go for...

0:19:30 > 0:19:34It's a bit of a guess. The Best Hotel Marigold, Julie Andrews.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37The Best Hotel Marigold, says Arry.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38The Best Hotel Marigold.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40There's a faint murmuring coming from the crowd.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42I wonder what THAT means.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Let's see what the column makes of it.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52Bad luck, Arry. An incorrect answer there, scoring you 100 points.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Yeah, sorry, Arry. I know you had to make the best of a bad deal there.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57I'll give all the answers at the end of the round.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Now, Kelly. Kelly, this isn't so bad, is it?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- It's OK, but...- It's OK, good.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07- ..I might have a couple of obvious answers.- Yes.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10But I'm going to go with Audrey Hepburn and Breakfast At Tiffany's.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Breakfast At Tiffany's, says Kelly. Let's see if that's right.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Let's see how many of our 100 people said Breakfast At Tiffany's.

0:20:18 > 0:20:19It's right.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Not bad. 49.

0:20:24 > 0:20:2549.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Well played, Kelly.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Yeah, she was nominated for an Oscar for playing Holly Golightly in...

0:20:30 > 0:20:32It's the film of the Truman Capote novel

0:20:32 > 0:20:35and he wanted Marilyn Monroe to play Holly Golightly.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38There we are. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Now then, Shani.

0:20:40 > 0:20:45Yes, I think I'll go with Julie Andrews and The Princess Diaries.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48The Princess Diaries, says Shani. Let's see if that's right.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Let's see how many of our 100 people said The Princess Diaries.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54It's right.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Look at that, down it goes.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02The Princess Diaries scores you 4.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Shani, very well done indeed on that far podium.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08That's a very good answer.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Yeah, plays a queen in that, Julie Andrews.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12One of her later films.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Thanks very much, Richard. We're halfway through the round,

0:21:14 > 0:21:17so let's take a look at those scores before we head back down.

0:21:17 > 0:21:194, Shani, very well done indeed.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Lovely low scoring over there.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23I'd say Shani and Carl are a shoo-in for the head-to-head

0:21:23 > 0:21:25at this point. Then up to 49,

0:21:25 > 0:21:27where we find Kelly and Gareth.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Then to 100, Arry and Ash.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32So, yes, Ash, let's see what happens in the next pass.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Whatever happens, we need a low score from you, though,

0:21:34 > 0:21:37so best of luck with that. We'll come back down the line now.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Will the second players, please, step up to the podium?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44OK, Carl, remember, we're looking for any film

0:21:44 > 0:21:47starring any of these iconic film stars.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49What would you like to go for?

0:21:49 > 0:21:52If you can score 95 or less, you're definitely in the next round.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Embarrassingly, my answer was going to be The Princess Diaries, but...

0:21:56 > 0:21:58I'm going to go for Singin' In The Rain.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Singin' In The Rain, says Carl.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Singin' In The Rain. Here's your red line. Nice and high.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04If you get below that with Singin' In The Rain,

0:22:04 > 0:22:06you're in the head-to-head.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09There you are. Very well done.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Through you go.

0:22:12 > 0:22:1350.

0:22:15 > 0:22:1754 is your total.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19Yeah, from 1952.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Nominated for two Oscars.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23- What a wonderful film. - Fantastic film.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Now, Gareth, there we are.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29You are on 49. 50 or less gets you through.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32I think, again, it's not a great one for me,

0:22:32 > 0:22:35but I'm going to have to go for a more easy one,

0:22:35 > 0:22:39so I think I'm going to say Julie Andrews and The Sound Of Music.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41The Sound Of Music, says Gareth.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42Here is your red line.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45If you can get below that red line there, with The Sound Of Music,

0:22:45 > 0:22:47you are into the head-to-head for sure.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54It's right. There we are. 77.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57I think you've kept yourself in the game there,

0:22:57 > 0:22:58but you've given Ash a chance.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00126 is your total.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Yeah, the very opening scene when she's singing the title song,

0:23:02 > 0:23:05they kept having to re-film because she kept getting knocked over

0:23:05 > 0:23:08- by the downdraught of the helicopter that was...- Oh, really?- Yeah.

0:23:08 > 0:23:09ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:23:09 > 0:23:11I'd like to see the outtakes from that.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Yeah, I'd love to see that.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Thanks very much, Richard. OK, now, Ash, this is exciting.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19You have to score 25 or less or we say goodbye to you.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Yeah. Might as well say goodbye now, I think.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24LAUGHTER

0:23:24 > 0:23:28I'll just say... James Bond, From Russia With Love.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30OK, From Russia With Love, says Ash.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Well, let's find out. You never know.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35There is your red line. From Russia With Love.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Were any of these stars in From Russia With Love?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Oh, I'm sorry, Ash.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46I'm afraid you are now our newest members of the 200 club.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48It's a great club to be part of. Some of the benefits...

0:23:48 > 0:23:50- You don't get a trophy, though. - No, not this time round.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53You get a lovely scarf and a pocket square.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54- OK.- And it's...

0:23:54 > 0:23:57You know, it's fun. We have outings regularly.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59- And you get a special Ash and Arry discount card as well...- Yeah.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- ..which is great. Nice to have. - LAUGHTER

0:24:02 > 0:24:03It scores you 100 points,

0:24:03 > 0:24:05- takes your total up to 200. Sorry, Ash.- Yeah, unlucky.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Funnily enough, one of those rounds where you'd have gone through

0:24:08 > 0:24:10if we follow the old rule of, if you don't know anything,

0:24:10 > 0:24:14go for a sequel, cos Princess Diaries 2 would've scored 1 point.

0:24:14 > 0:24:15Would have been a cracker.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Now, there's some good pointless answers here. Some lovely films.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Let's take a look at a few of them.

0:24:21 > 0:24:2410. Julie Andrews in that with Dudley Moore.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Cover Girl, that's Gene Kelly.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29The wonderful How To Steal A Million, it's a great film -

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Audrey Hepburn in that.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Well worth watching.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Robin And Marian, that's an older Audrey Hepburn

0:24:35 > 0:24:38with an older Sean Connery playing Robin and Marian.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Shall We Dance, that's Fred Astaire.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Lavender Hill Mob - a very, very early appearance of Audrey Hepburn,

0:24:43 > 0:24:45one of her first ever film appearances.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Just a little walk-on part.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48Very well done if you know it.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51It's one of those little film facts that some people know.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52Viva Knievel!

0:24:52 > 0:24:56Gene Kelly plays Evel Knievel's alcoholic mechanic in that film.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Xanadu. That's also Gene Kelly.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01And Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly both in the Ziegfield Follies.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Let's have a look at the top three scorers,

0:25:03 > 0:25:05the ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:25:05 > 0:25:06We've already heard all three of them -

0:25:06 > 0:25:10Breakfast At Tiffany's, Singin' In The Rain and The Sound Of Music.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12There we are. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15So, at the end of our second round, the pair we have to say goodbye to,

0:25:15 > 0:25:18with their high score of 200, I'm afraid it's Ash and Arry.

0:25:18 > 0:25:19It's been great having you here.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22We'll see you again next time and I hope you'll go a little bit further.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Meantime, thanks very much for playing, Ash and Arry.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27APPLAUSE

0:25:27 > 0:25:31But, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Congratulations, Kelly and Gareth, Shani and Carl,

0:25:37 > 0:25:39you are now one step closer to the final

0:25:39 > 0:25:41and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:25:41 > 0:25:44which currently stands at £2,000.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Oh, it's always a relief, isn't it, once you've got to the head-to-head?

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Because you can now confer before you give your answers,

0:25:54 > 0:25:56which is just lovely. The first pair to win two questions

0:25:56 > 0:25:58will be playing for the jackpot.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01- Oh, look, it's a north-south head-to-head.- Ooh.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05Look at that. Yes, it's Watford versus Barnsley.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06Ooh, I wonder who's going to win.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09We've had great answers from each pair.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Best of luck to both of you.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14APPLAUSE

0:26:17 > 0:26:22Here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:26:22 > 0:26:25BBC "Sound Of" Winners.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26BBC "Sound Of" Winners.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Yeah, simply going to show you pictures now

0:26:28 > 0:26:31of musical acts who have won the BBC "Sound Of" poll.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33But who are they, please?

0:26:33 > 0:26:36OK, let's reveal our five acts, and here they come.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37We have got...

0:27:03 > 0:27:06There we go. Five winners of the BBC "Sound Of" poll.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Now then, Kelly and Gareth,

0:27:08 > 0:27:10you have been our low scorers up to this point,

0:27:10 > 0:27:14so you will go first. Feel free to confer.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16THEY WHISPER

0:27:19 > 0:27:23We are going to have a shot at D,

0:27:23 > 0:27:25and we think it's Years & Years.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29Years & Years, say Kelly and Gareth for D.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32OK, now then, Shani and Carl, that board is yours.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Talk us through it if you can.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36I think A's Sam Smith.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38B, Ellie Goulding.

0:27:38 > 0:27:39C, Mika.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41And E, 50 Cent.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44I think if they're right, they've probably won the point,

0:27:44 > 0:27:46but we'll say C, Mika.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49C, Mika, say Shani and Carl.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51C, Mika. So, we have Years & Years, and we have Mika.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54Kelly and Gareth said Years & Years for D.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01It's right.

0:28:05 > 0:28:06That's a good answer. Years & Years.

0:28:06 > 0:28:10Look at that, ending up at 6. That's a fantastic answer.

0:28:10 > 0:28:13Made good use of your beginner's advantage there, I'd say,

0:28:13 > 0:28:18Kelly and Gareth. Now, Shani and Carl have gone for Mika for C.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20Let's see if that's right,

0:28:20 > 0:28:22let's see how many of our 100 people said Mika.

0:28:29 > 0:28:30Ooh, not bad, not bad at all.

0:28:30 > 0:28:3220.

0:28:33 > 0:28:38But well done, Kelly and Gareth, after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40Well played. Now, these BBC "Sound Of" polls,

0:28:40 > 0:28:41it's before these people are famous.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43So they've got a very, very good strike rate.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46It's critics and other people who choose who's going to be famous

0:28:46 > 0:28:49and they get it right pretty much all the time, I have to say.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52Sam Smith would have scored you 37 points.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54He won that poll in 2014.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Ellie Goulding, who won it in 2010,

0:28:56 > 0:28:59she would have scored you 36 points.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Mika won it in 2007.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03And Years & Years won it in 2015,

0:29:03 > 0:29:05and have gone on to great things since then.

0:29:05 > 0:29:07And there is 50 Cent,

0:29:07 > 0:29:09and he won it in 2003,

0:29:09 > 0:29:11and would've scored you 15.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13There we are. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15So here comes your second question.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Shani and Carl, you get to answer it first,

0:29:17 > 0:29:20but you have to win this one to stay in the game, so best of luck.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23Our second question today is all about...

0:29:23 > 0:29:24Varieties Of Apple.

0:29:24 > 0:29:26Varieties Of Apple, Richard.

0:29:26 > 0:29:29We are now going to show you names of five varieties of apple,

0:29:29 > 0:29:30but with alternate letters missing.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32Can you fill in those gaps, please?

0:29:32 > 0:29:37Mmm-mmm! OK, so, let's reveal our apples with bits bitten out,

0:29:37 > 0:29:39and here they are. We have...

0:29:59 > 0:30:02Shani and Carl, it's over to you.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04THEY WHISPER

0:30:04 > 0:30:06Yeah, that's it.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09We'll go for the bottom one, Braeburn.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11- Braeburn...- Yep. - ..say Shani and Carl.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14Braeburn. Now, Kelly and Gareth.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16Do you want to go through those apples?

0:30:16 > 0:30:19- Not really. - SHE LAUGHS

0:30:19 > 0:30:20Um...

0:30:20 > 0:30:22I only know the other one.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24They, obviously, I think, have got the better,

0:30:24 > 0:30:28but we're going to have to say Granny Smith.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31OK, so, Braeburn and Granny Smith we have.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Braeburn, Granny Smith. Shani and Carl said Braeburn.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36Let's see how many of our 100 people said Braeburn.

0:30:39 > 0:30:40Braeburn is right.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46Not bad. 39 for Braeburn.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52Kelly and Gareth have gone for Granny Smith.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54Let's see if that's right as well.

0:30:54 > 0:30:57Let's see how many of our 100 people said Granny Smith.

0:31:00 > 0:31:01It's right.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05It's going to be quite close, I think. 52 for Granny Smith.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09Well done, Shani and Carl, that's just what you wanted there.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11You're back in the game. After two questions, it's 1-1.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14Yeah, the Braeburn name comes from New Zealand, an orchard.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16And Granny Smith is from an Australian gardener.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18So both from the other side of the world, those names.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20The top one... Do you know that?

0:31:20 > 0:31:22It's named after a famous house.

0:31:22 > 0:31:25- Blenheim Orange.- Ah. ALEXANDER CHUCKLES

0:31:25 > 0:31:27That would've scored you 12 points. The next one?

0:31:27 > 0:31:28- Bramley.- Bramley, yeah.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30Doesn't look like Bramley, funnily enough, does it?

0:31:30 > 0:31:31And it only scored 13 points.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33And this last one is the best answer on the board.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35- Another Australian one. - Something pink.- It is.

0:31:35 > 0:31:38- Cripps pink.- Cripps pink. - Cripps pink.

0:31:38 > 0:31:403 points. Well done if you said that.

0:31:40 > 0:31:41Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43OK. So it all comes down to the third question.

0:31:43 > 0:31:45Whoever wins this one will go through to final

0:31:45 > 0:31:48and play for that jackpot. So best of luck to both pairs.

0:31:48 > 0:31:51Our third question is all about...

0:31:51 > 0:31:53Portugal. Portugal.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55- Richard.- Yeah, music, apples, Portugal.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58That's how we do it. Five clues now to facts about Portugal.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00Whoever gives us the most obscure answer

0:32:00 > 0:32:02is going through to play for that jackpot. Very best of luck.

0:32:02 > 0:32:04Thanks very much indeed. Let reveal our clues.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06Here they come.

0:32:06 > 0:32:07We have got...

0:32:26 > 0:32:28There we are. I'll read those all again.

0:32:42 > 0:32:45We come to you, Kelly and Gareth, to kick us off here.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47THEY WHISPER

0:32:52 > 0:32:57OK, we're going to go for the Special One, manager of Chelsea,

0:32:57 > 0:32:59and we're going to go Jose Mourinho.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Jose Mourinho, say Kelly and Gareth.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04Now, Shani and Carl, that board's all yours.

0:33:04 > 0:33:08Do you fancy taking us through it?

0:33:08 > 0:33:10We know... We think the top one's Lisbon.

0:33:10 > 0:33:14- Bottom one, "thank you".- Yeah.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16I'd guess at, like, a Portuguese pound

0:33:16 > 0:33:18or anything like that for the currency.

0:33:18 > 0:33:20- Shall we go for...?- Lisbon.

0:33:20 > 0:33:23- We'll go for Lisbon.- Lisbon. - OK, capital city, Lisbon.

0:33:23 > 0:33:26So we have Jose Mourinho and we have Lisbon.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29Kelly and Gareth went for Jose Mourinho as the Special One.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:33:35 > 0:33:36It's right.

0:33:39 > 0:33:4045.

0:33:43 > 0:33:4545.

0:33:45 > 0:33:46Now, it was a toss up, I think, wasn't it,

0:33:46 > 0:33:48between Jose Mourinho and Lisbon,

0:33:48 > 0:33:50which one you thought you should go for?

0:33:50 > 0:33:52Let's find out which one you should have gone for,

0:33:52 > 0:33:55because Shani and Carl have said Lisbon, the capital of Portugal.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57Let's see how many of our 100 people said Lisbon.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Well, it's right.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04Oh-ho-ho, there's your answer.

0:34:04 > 0:34:0673 for Lisbon, which means...

0:34:06 > 0:34:09very well done, Kelly and Gareth, after three questions,

0:34:09 > 0:34:11you're through to the final, 2-1.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13Let's fill in those bottom three, shall we?

0:34:13 > 0:34:14Portugal's main unit of currency.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16I like the idea it was the Portuguese pound.

0:34:16 > 0:34:17- LAUGHTER - That was good.

0:34:17 > 0:34:19It's the escudo.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22Escudo. That would have scored you 28 points.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25The peninsula is the Iberian peninsular.

0:34:26 > 0:34:29- Would've scored 41. And "obrigado"...- "Thank you".

0:34:29 > 0:34:32..means "thank you", yeah. Actually, men say, "Obrigado" -

0:34:32 > 0:34:33women tend to say "Obrigada."

0:34:33 > 0:34:36Would've scored you 58 either way.

0:34:36 > 0:34:37Thanks very much, Richard.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40So the pair leaving us at the end of our head-to-head round,

0:34:40 > 0:34:42I'm afraid, Shani and Carl, it is you.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45But three correct answers in this round.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47I think, had things been the other way around,

0:34:47 > 0:34:50I think you also had Years & Years as well, I think, didn't you?

0:34:50 > 0:34:53- No.- Oh, you didn't. Oh, well, there we are.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Well, anyway, listen, we'll see you again next time.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57We look forward to that very much indeed,

0:34:57 > 0:34:59- but, meantime, thanks so much, Shani and Carl.- Thank you.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01APPLAUSE

0:35:02 > 0:35:05But, for Kelly and Gareth, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10Well, congratulations, Kelly and Gareth,

0:35:10 > 0:35:12you have seen off all the competition

0:35:12 > 0:35:16and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy, so very well done.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:35:24 > 0:35:27and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,000.

0:35:27 > 0:35:28There we are.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33So, just one appearance on Pointless.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36Just one appearance. Right through the rounds.

0:35:36 > 0:35:39Right through the head-to-head and, yeah, we never got to talk to you.

0:35:39 > 0:35:42We just talked about your veg, we didn't talk about your fruit.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44- We've got...- We haven't started fruit, really, have we?

0:35:44 > 0:35:46Fruit's more, we were talking about tomatoes...

0:35:46 > 0:35:49Oh, well, that's good. Nice. Yes. Very good.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51We'll come onto fruits next year.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53- Strawberries, raspberries... - Well, exactly.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55I'm so sorry, I just got a message from Huw Edwards,

0:35:55 > 0:35:58says he wants to start the news. If we could just...

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Yeah, OK, thanks. Yes.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02Point taken.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04But, yeah, tomatoes, lovely. Always nice.

0:36:04 > 0:36:08Under glass or would you have that under some kind of tunnel?

0:36:08 > 0:36:10Well, they're currently in a tray and then...

0:36:10 > 0:36:12- they'd go out.- Very nice.

0:36:12 > 0:36:13OK. Well, now, listen.

0:36:13 > 0:36:16Back to Pointless... Peaches under glass as well.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18LAUGHTER A white peach...

0:36:18 > 0:36:21- Mmm! Mmm!- Ooh, doughnut peach. - That is...

0:36:21 > 0:36:24Oh, bad news, Sophie Raworth is currently...

0:36:24 > 0:36:26She's smashing the doors to the studio down.

0:36:26 > 0:36:30OK, I'm just going to pop that peach there for later.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32OK, right, now, as always,

0:36:32 > 0:36:35you have to choose the category for this round

0:36:35 > 0:36:38from the board that we put there. There'll be four things up there.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41Probably all four of them will scare you slightly, but you know that

0:36:41 > 0:36:43behind each one, there'll be something, I hope,

0:36:43 > 0:36:44that will make it a bit nicer.

0:36:44 > 0:36:47Let's hope you like the look of one of these, though.

0:36:47 > 0:36:48Today's selection...

0:36:56 > 0:36:59I think we've pretty much decided already on that one,

0:36:59 > 0:37:00because the other...

0:37:00 > 0:37:03It's the jazz albums, yeah. It's the...

0:37:03 > 0:37:05No, I was thinking Nora Ephron.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07No, it's going to be the Champions League football, please.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09OK, the Champions League football, Richard.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12OK, good luck. Big chance of winning the jackpot here.

0:37:12 > 0:37:13This is what we're looking for.

0:37:13 > 0:37:16We're looking for any of the 18 players

0:37:16 > 0:37:20in the Champions League-winning Liverpool squad of 2005.

0:37:20 > 0:37:23Any of the 18 players who were in that final squad

0:37:23 > 0:37:24for the final match.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26We're looking for any of the 18 players

0:37:26 > 0:37:28in Man United's match day squad

0:37:28 > 0:37:30when they won the 2008 Champions League.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33Or we're looking for any of the 18 players in Chelsea's match day squad

0:37:33 > 0:37:36when they won the 2012 Champions League.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38So any of the players in the match day squads

0:37:38 > 0:37:40when those three teams won the Champions League.

0:37:40 > 0:37:41Very best of luck.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46Now, as always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:37:46 > 0:37:49and all you need is just for one of your answers to be pointless.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51- Are you ready?- Yes. - Yes, we are. Yeah.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53OK, let's put your 60 seconds up on the board -

0:37:53 > 0:37:56there they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58Right, Liverpool... I know a couple of ones there.

0:37:58 > 0:38:02- We've got Milan Baros, I was thinking of.- Yeah?

0:38:02 > 0:38:06- Chelsea, I'm thinking of a guy called Paulo Ferreira.- Yeah.

0:38:06 > 0:38:10Manchester United... Oh, God, I'm thinking of...

0:38:11 > 0:38:13- Start with the obvious. - I'm thinking of...

0:38:13 > 0:38:15Oh, what's his name?

0:38:15 > 0:38:18There's a set of twins. One of the twins.

0:38:18 > 0:38:21- Neville?- No, not Neville.

0:38:21 > 0:38:22OK.

0:38:24 > 0:38:27Just trying to think of the Manchester United one.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29I'm going to say Fabio.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32Fabio? So, we're taking an answer from each question?

0:38:32 > 0:38:34Yeah, an answer from each question.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36I think we've decided.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38OK. You're happy to stop the clock?

0:38:38 > 0:38:41- Yes.- OK, let's stop that clock and you give me your three answers

0:38:41 > 0:38:43and say which category you're answering for each one.

0:38:43 > 0:38:47Well, we're going to take one from the winning Liverpool squad,

0:38:47 > 0:38:50and then we're going to say Milan Baros.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52Milan Baros.

0:38:52 > 0:38:56- For the Manchester United squad, I'm going to say Fabio.- Fabio.

0:38:56 > 0:39:00And for the Chelsea squad, I'm going to say Paulo Ferreira.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02Paulo Ferreira. OK, of those three,

0:39:02 > 0:39:04which is your best shot at a pointless answer, do you think?

0:39:04 > 0:39:06I'd probably go for Paulo Ferreira.

0:39:06 > 0:39:07Paulo Ferreira goes last.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09Which is your least likely to be pointless?

0:39:09 > 0:39:11I think it's Milan Baros.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13Milan Baros we put first.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16OK, well, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order, then,

0:39:16 > 0:39:19and here they are. We have got...

0:39:22 > 0:39:25Three good answers on the board there.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28Let's hope one of those will win that jackpot for you.

0:39:28 > 0:39:312,000 quid, not a bad prize to be taking home.

0:39:31 > 0:39:33What would you do with that, Kelly?

0:39:33 > 0:39:35Well, we'd like to put it towards a holiday.

0:39:35 > 0:39:39We're actually planning to hopefully visit Machu Picchu this year.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42- Lovely.- So it would be a start to that fund.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45Very nice indeed. Gareth, anything you want to add to that?

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Yeah, a few seeds and compost for my veg.

0:39:47 > 0:39:50- Very good.- As you do. - Very good. As you do.

0:39:50 > 0:39:54OK, now, your first answer was Milan Baros.

0:39:54 > 0:39:56In this case, we were looking for

0:39:56 > 0:39:59the 2005 Liverpool Champions League-winning squad.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01If nobody mentioned Milan Baros,

0:40:01 > 0:40:04you will leave here immediately with £2,000.

0:40:04 > 0:40:09Let's find out how many of our 100 people said Milan Baros.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16It's right. Now, if this goes all the way down to zero, as I say,

0:40:16 > 0:40:18you will leave here with £2,000.

0:40:18 > 0:40:22Milan Baros now taking us through the 20s and the teens,

0:40:22 > 0:40:25into single figures, down it goes, still going down...

0:40:25 > 0:40:26You've done it! Look at that.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28Baros is a pointless answer.

0:40:28 > 0:40:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:29 > 0:40:32Very well done indeed. Fantastic.

0:40:32 > 0:40:34Brilliant. Well done, you.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:40:40 > 0:40:42Look at that, straight out of the traps,

0:40:42 > 0:40:44your first answer, Milan Baros, a pointless answer,

0:40:44 > 0:40:47which means you go home with that jackpot of £2,000.

0:40:47 > 0:40:50Very well done indeed. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:53 > 0:40:55Superb. Richard.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57Terrific, wasn't it? I told you it was a good question for you.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00Any big football fan is going to get a pointless answer on this round.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02There's lots and lots of big names.

0:41:02 > 0:41:04But Milan Baros is a terrific answer.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06Very well played. Let's go through the answers

0:41:06 > 0:41:09for the different questions. Liverpool first.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13Djimi Traore was a pointless answer.

0:41:13 > 0:41:14Harry Kewell, the Australian.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Luis Garcia, Steve Finnan.

0:41:16 > 0:41:20Kewell and Finnan both went off injured in that game

0:41:20 > 0:41:23before Liverpool's mighty comeback. Other pointless answers...

0:41:23 > 0:41:25Antonio Nunez, Djibril Cisse,

0:41:25 > 0:41:27Igor Biscan was a pointless answer, Josemi,

0:41:27 > 0:41:30and Scott Carson, also a pointless answer, the goalie then.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33Now, the members of the Manchester United winning squad.

0:41:34 > 0:41:37Our friend, Fabio, did not appear in that squad,

0:41:37 > 0:41:39so it would have been an incorrect answer.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Anderson, however, would have been a pointless answer.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43Michael Carrick, a pointless answer.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45Owen Hargreaves as well, does a lot of media work now,

0:41:45 > 0:41:47retired with injury. Wes Brown, a pointless answer.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Three other pointless answers.

0:41:49 > 0:41:52Darren Fletcher, a pointless answer, Mikael Silvestre and Tomas Kuszczak.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55Again, the reserve goalie, was a pointless answer.

0:41:55 > 0:41:56Now, Paulo Ferreira...

0:41:56 > 0:41:58Chelsea, also a pointless answer.

0:41:58 > 0:42:00AUDIENCE MURMURS IN APPROVAL

0:42:00 > 0:42:01- So very well played. - APPLAUSE

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Jose Mourinho helped get you here,

0:42:08 > 0:42:11and Paulo Ferreira would have won you the money.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14Some other scorers as well, though, for Chelsea.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17Some other no scorers, really. David Luiz was a pointless answer,

0:42:17 > 0:42:18Florent Malouda was a pointless answer.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20Juan Mata, Michael Essien.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22Some big names on these lists.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25Daniel Sturridge, who was an unused substitute in that squad.

0:42:25 > 0:42:29Jose Bosingwa, Romeu, Ferreira, Ross Turnbull, another reserve goalie.

0:42:29 > 0:42:31Ryan Bertrand and Solomon Kalou.

0:42:31 > 0:42:34All of those pointless answers, so lots of pointless answers out there.

0:42:34 > 0:42:37But you picked two of them. Congratulations.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40- Thank you.- I look forward to hearing much more about this fruit and veg.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42- Oh, I'm so sorry, we're out of time. - Ahh.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44LAUGHTER

0:42:44 > 0:42:47Thanks very much indeed. Well, thanks again to our winning players,

0:42:47 > 0:42:51Kelly and Gareth, who go away with today's jackpot of £2,000.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54Very well done. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:55 > 0:42:57Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:42:57 > 0:43:00to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...

0:43:00 > 0:43:03- Goodbye.- ..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:03 > 0:43:06APPLAUSE