0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,
0:00:24 > 0:00:26and a very warm welcome to Pointless,
0:00:26 > 0:00:27the show where obvious answers mean nothing
0:00:27 > 0:00:32and obscure answers mean everything. Let's meet today's players.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37And couple number one.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Hi, I'm Mark, and this is Kas, my fiancee,
0:00:40 > 0:00:42and we're both from Ipswich.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Couple number two.- Hi there, I'm Adam, this is my friend Nick.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I'm from London, and Nick's from Surrey.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Couple number three.- Hi, I'm Hubert and this is my friend Charan.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53I'm from Bedford and she's from Wolverhampton.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And finally, couple number four.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Hi, I'm Andy, this is my wife Helen,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58and we're from Stourbridge, West Midlands.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01And these are today's contestants. APPLAUSE
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Thanks very much, all of you.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05We'll find out more about each of you throughout the show
0:01:05 > 0:01:07as it goes along, of course,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09so that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Here to flash you a toothy grin before biting your head off,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Hiya. Hey, everybody. - APPLAUSE
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Good day to you.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- And to you.- Now, it's going to be a cracking show, I think.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24We've got some really good questions.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26We've also got two returning pairs who are very strong as well.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Yeah.- We've got, on podium one there, Mark and Kas,
0:01:28 > 0:01:30who got through to the head-to-head last time,
0:01:30 > 0:01:34unlucky to be knocked out. Podium two, Nick and Adam.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Now, in Round Two, Nick gave us a pointless answer,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- in European Cities of Culture, which was very impressive.- Yeah.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Adam gave us a 100-pointer, but a very unlucky 100-pointer,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45I would say. He said Vienna had been a European City of Culture.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Apparently it hasn't.- No.- You'd think if anywhere had been,
0:01:47 > 0:01:49it would have been Vienna.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51So they are going to be tough to beat as well, I think.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Welcome to podiums three and four.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54It's going to be a tough one, but I think it should be a fun one.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58So, Chrissie and Sue didn't win the jackpot last time,
0:01:58 > 0:01:59so we add another £1,000 to that,
0:01:59 > 0:02:04so today's jackpot starts off at £4,250.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06APPLAUSE There we are.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Right, if everybody's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13APPLAUSE
0:02:15 > 0:02:16All I have to say to you is this -
0:02:16 > 0:02:19the pair with the highest score at the end of each round
0:02:19 > 0:02:22will be eliminated. You just have to make sure you are not that pair.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24No conferring, of course, in the first two rounds.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Our first category today...
0:02:29 > 0:02:30UK Tourism.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:02:33 > 0:02:34who's going to go second?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44OK, and the question concerns...
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Museums in the UK.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Yes, on each board we're going to name you seven museums from
0:02:52 > 0:02:54somewhere in the UK. You just need to tell us the name of the city,
0:02:54 > 0:02:57town or village you would find that museum, please.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Seven on each board, 14 in all to have a go at at home.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Very best of luck. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03So, we are looking for the town,
0:03:03 > 0:03:07village or city in which these museums are located.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09And here is our first board.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24I'll read those all one last time.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Now then, Kas. Welcome back.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Head-to-head!- Yep. - Head-to-head last time.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41You were on course. But you didn't win, they didn't win.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- No.- So the jackpot is a little bit better.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I mean, strategically, you kind of did the right thing there!
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Remind us what you do, Kas.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51I work for a well-known supermarket as a non-food stock controller.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Do the non-food people look across at the food people
0:03:54 > 0:03:56and feel a little bit envious? HE SMACKS HIS LIPS
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Mmm! - No, because we're a bit warmer.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Oh, that's true, of course! - Yeah, bit warmer.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Yeah, if you're in the food aisles, you've got to wrap up, I guess,
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- haven't you?- Yeah, you're in the chiller, or the freezer.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Not good. - Oh, and backstage as well.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Yeah.- It's always very cold back there.- Yeah.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Your bit is sweltering, I should think.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Yeah, got to take your fleece off, yeah.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17There we are. Now, Kas, what would you like to go for,
0:04:17 > 0:04:19of these many museums? How many of these have you been to?
0:04:19 > 0:04:23I don't think I've been to any, to be honest.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27I'm going to hope the other couples are just as stuck,
0:04:27 > 0:04:32and plump for the Victoria and Albert Museum, London.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34London, says Kas. London, for the V&A.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people
0:04:36 > 0:04:38said London.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's right.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Ouch. - 88. However, you have taken
0:04:43 > 0:04:46the one answer everybody was absolutely sure off the board.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Yeah, that's what I'm hoping.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50So, I think strategically, again, you might have done something
0:04:50 > 0:04:52very, very sound there. The V&A in London, Richard.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Yeah, the wonderful V&A, named after Victoria Beckham and Uncle Albert
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- from Only Fools And Horses. - LAUGHTER
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Thank you very much indeed. Adam.- Hi.- Back again.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Yes.- For another shot at that final, that jackpot.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Adam, remind us what you do.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- NICK SNIGGERS - I work in tourism!- Oh, no!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14But London-based tourism.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16It was sports! London-based sports-based tourism.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Yes.- You take people round particularly football grounds.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Yes, bringing people to London, taking them around the stadiums,
0:05:21 > 0:05:24and, yeah, just bringing as many people that we can.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Are there any stadiums that you think are the real knockout stadiums
0:05:27 > 0:05:29and some that you think are a bit meh?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32There is only one in London that I would consider to be the greatest
0:05:32 > 0:05:35stadium, and as we know, everyone knows, that is Craven Cottage.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Correct. Yeah. - I'm so glad he said that!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- It's true.- He doesn't even support Fulham,
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- he just wants to get through to the final. Isn't that appalling? - Absolutely.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45It is a lovely stadium, actually, if you come from abroad,
0:05:45 > 0:05:47because it's a very old-fashioned...
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Yeah. - Yeah, it's a lovely place to visit.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Unless you're a Fulham fan, in which case, miserable week after week,
0:05:51 > 0:05:53but if you're not...
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Genuinely, it's an exciting place to visit, cos you always win.- Yeah.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- Adam.- Yes.- What would you like to go for on this board of museums?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Well, Victoria and Albert was the one that I would have gone for
0:06:03 > 0:06:06as well, so just looking through the rest of them.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08If I were to go for a mildly educated guess,
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I would go for the bottom one, which is the Colman's Mustard Shop
0:06:10 > 0:06:13and Museum, and say Norwich.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I like the use of the word "mild" there.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- "Mildly..."- Yes.- There's nothing mild about Colman's Mustard,
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I can tell you that.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Is it in Norwich? Let's find out.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22How many of our 100 people said it?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27It is in Norwich! It's in Norwich.
0:06:31 > 0:06:3323.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36There we are. APPLAUSE
0:06:36 > 0:06:3723 for Norwich.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Yep, well done, Adam. The sort of answer, if you're at home,
0:06:39 > 0:06:41you'd be shouting at the telly, but when you're here
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- it's quite scary to hear yourself say the word Norwich.- There we go.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Thank you very much indeed. Now, Hubert. Welcome to Pointless.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Great to have you here. What do you do, Hubert?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I'm an IT student at college.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Right you are. And what are your interests?
0:06:55 > 0:07:00Well, it's technology, music and radio,
0:07:00 > 0:07:02those are my two big interests, really.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Do you make radio or do you listen to radio?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I make and listen.
0:07:06 > 0:07:11- What kind of music?- I do all genres, but I prefer electronic dance music, really.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Very good indeed.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Now, Hubert. These museums.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18This is quite interesting, because I did do leisure and tourism
0:07:18 > 0:07:25a few years ago. And we studied this particular museum and things to do
0:07:25 > 0:07:28with that relevant individual, so I'm going to go for
0:07:28 > 0:07:31the John Bunyan Museum and say that's in Bedford, I think.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33In Bedford. The John Bunyan Museum in Bedford.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Let's see if Hubert's right.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Oh, I hope you're right, Hubert.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bedford.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- It's absolutely right! - Wow.
0:07:44 > 0:07:4688 is our high, you whizz past that.
0:07:46 > 0:07:4723 is our low score,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49you whizz past that.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53It's 5! Very well done indeed, Hubert. Wonderful low score there.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Bedford, for the John Bunyan Museum.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59That worked out nicely. Remind us where you're from, Hubert?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Bedford! - He's from Bedford.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Even more so I should have got it right!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Yes. He was imprisoned at Bedford jail, John Bunyan,
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- so they now have a museum to him. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12- Now, Andy.- Hi.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Welcome to Pointless.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- What do you do, Andy? - I'm at University of Worcester,
0:08:16 > 0:08:19and I'm doing my Masters in psychology, my MSc.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21How long have you been doing that for? What's the...?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24I started in September. I was originally in education
0:08:24 > 0:08:30for 20 years, and I recently left to pursue a career change, really.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- You just like being in educational institutions, don't you?- I do!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- I do, absolutely. - And when you come out of that,
0:08:35 > 0:08:37you're just going to think, "Oh, I might just go
0:08:37 > 0:08:38- "and do something else..." - Yeah!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41But what are your hobbies, apart from going to university?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43For my sins, I'm a Wolves supporter,
0:08:43 > 0:08:47but my daughter, Ruby, has recently got into girls' football.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50So I've started to take her on a Saturday now,
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- and she plays for Wordsley Wasps. - Very good.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55And you've just given them a shout-out on prime-time BBC One,
0:08:55 > 0:08:56- that's fantastic! - Absolutely.- Good.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Give them a little bit of a push. - Excellent. Now, Andy,
0:08:58 > 0:09:01which would you like to go for? You can go through the board,
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- if you like.- Ashmolean, I don't know, to be honest.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07National Media Museum, I'd take a punt at Bristol.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11But my answer, I'd say the National Museum of Scotland,
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- and I'd go for Edinburgh. - Edinburgh, says Andy,
0:09:14 > 0:09:15for the National Museum of Scotland.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Let's see if that's right. And if it is,
0:09:17 > 0:09:19let's see how many of our 100 people said Edinburgh.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21It is right.
0:09:24 > 0:09:2646. Not bad.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Not bad, 46 for Edinburgh.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Yeah, very good answer. They've got Dolly the sheep,
0:09:32 > 0:09:36is in the National Museum of Edinburgh, stuffed.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38And presumably in the gift shop!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40And if it's not in the gift shop, you would...
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Not the original one, but...
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- No, but they could clone it, couldn't they?- There you go, yeah.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Let's go through the rest of these.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- You'll know where the Ashmolean is. - It's in Oxford.- It is in Oxford.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Another wonderful museum. That would have scored you 32 points.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Do you know where the National Media Museum is?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56No, I thought Bristol was a really good punt, actually.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00It is a good punt, because you got the first two letters right.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Which I would have given you!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Is it...?- It's in Bradford. - It's in "Brimingham"!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- It's in Bradford.- Oh, right.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Bradford is the answer to that. 16 points.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Do you know the D-Day Museum?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I would say Portsmouth, probably.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- You would be right. - Ah, phew! There we are.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Well done. 8 points.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Best answer on the board is the John Bunyan Museum.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Very well done if you got that,
0:10:20 > 0:10:23especially if you're not from Bedford!
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Thanks very much indeed.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Let's have a look at those scores, halfway through the round.
0:10:26 > 0:10:285, well done, Hubert. The best score of that pass.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Hubert and Charan looking very strong at this stage.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Then up to 23, where we find Adam and Nick.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Up to 46, Andy and Helen,
0:10:34 > 0:10:38and then up to 88, where we find Kas and Mark.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Now, you were head-to-headers last time, Mark.- Mm-hm.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43You can't go out first round. We need a really low score here.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- A kind of John Bunyan Museum answer. - I'll give it me best shot.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Best of luck with that. We're going to come back down the line now.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55OK. We're going to put seven more museums up on the board,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57and here they are.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I'll read those one last time.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- What do you do, Helen?- I'm a social worker, I work in mental health.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- How long have you done that for? - Nearly 16 years.
0:11:31 > 0:11:36I work in a community team, helping people to recover from illness and
0:11:36 > 0:11:39just trying to get their lives back on track as best they can, really.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Very good. Wonderful.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Helen, what are your interests?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44I like to read.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47I also kind of like to spend time with my family.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I really do enjoy that.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52And I also like entering various random competitions.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Have you ever won?- Yeah, I've won a few things, actually.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- What's the most random thing you've won?- Kind of...
0:11:58 > 0:12:00We've won a few weekends away.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- That's nice.- I've won some nice boots as well.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- There you are, nice boots. - Mm.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06There we are. Excellent. Now, Helen.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08What would you like to go for on this board?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I'm just going to play it safe and go for the
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Merseyside Maritime Museum, and go for Liverpool.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Liverpool. Liverpool, says Helen.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Let's see if that's right.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Here is your red line. If you get below that,
0:12:19 > 0:12:20you are through to the next round.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23How many of our 100 people said Liverpool?
0:12:25 > 0:12:26It's right.
0:12:28 > 0:12:3070.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32116 is your total. APPLAUSE
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Yeah, there's a clue there, isn't there, in the name?- Yeah.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Yeah, it's in the Albert Dock in Liverpool.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Charan, welcome to Pointless.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Great to have you here. Charan, what do you do?
0:12:46 > 0:12:47I study IT as well.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Is that where Hubert and you meet, studying IT?- Yeah.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53How long have you been studying IT together?
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- Two, three years now.- And whose idea was it to come on Pointless?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Me.- Was Hubert your first choice of team-mate?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Yeah. I have to say that, he's standing right next to me!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- LAUGHTER - I'll pay you later.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08You have to say that because you've got 5 on your scoreboard!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10He's done incredibly well.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Charan, what would you like to go for?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- I'll go for the Viking Centre thing. - Yep.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Scared to say this.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Is it York?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21York, for the Jorvik Viking Centre.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Let's find out if it is York.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26You can't lose, because the highest scorers are over 100 points
0:13:26 > 0:13:29ahead of you, so there's no red line for you for that wonderful reason.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Let's find out, though, if York is right,
0:13:31 > 0:13:32for the Jorvik Viking Centre.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36It is right.
0:13:40 > 0:13:4245. APPLAUSE
0:13:42 > 0:13:4445, taking your total up to 50.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Seeing you comfortably through to the next round.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Well played, Charan, and congratulations,
0:13:49 > 0:13:52giving us an answer somewhere where you don't actually study as well.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55That is quite impressive. Hubert, you could take a lesson there.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Yeah, it's in the Coppergate area of York.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Now then, Nick, welcome back. - Hello.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Remind us what you do, Nick.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Financial services, financial advice.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07And what do you like getting up to, aside from the finance side?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10I like going to see bands, like seeing comedy.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Anyone you particularly devoutly follow?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17I go and see Shed Seven every couple of years, myself and Adam.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19They play a Christmas show every couple of years,
0:14:19 > 0:14:23so, pretty much whether I like it or not, I get a ticket bought for me!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- But they're great, they are great. - You've learned to love them!
0:14:26 > 0:14:27- I have.- I love Shed Seven! - They're a great band.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30They are. They are a great band. Now, Nick, you're on 23.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- If you can score 92 or less, you're through.- Yeah...
0:14:32 > 0:14:35One might have thought that was an easy job, but that board is...
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- Tough.- It requires a bit of specialist knowledge, I think.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39A bit of local knowledge.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42I've got nothing. So I'm going to guess one.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47I'll try Kelvingrove, the top one, and Belfast.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Kelvingrove, Belfast, says Nick.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Yeah. I have no idea why I'm even saying it.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54OK, Helen and Andy have a strong interest in the result here.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56There is your red line. If you can get below that red line
0:14:56 > 0:14:59with Belfast, you're through to the next round.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Let's see if it's right, though.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05Let's see how many of our 100 people said Belfast.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06No!
0:15:06 > 0:15:07I'm sorry, Nick.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10I'm sorry, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,
0:15:10 > 0:15:13scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 123.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Yeah, sorry, Nick, not Belfast.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Adam feels a little bit happier now because finally you got 100 points
0:15:17 > 0:15:19as well. At least that's something.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- There you are. - Equal bragging rights.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Yeah. Thanks, Richard. Mark.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- Welcome back.- All right? - You are fairly recently engaged?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Yeah.- You and Kas. Have you set the date for your wedding?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- We're looking at maybe May next year.- Gives you a bit of time
0:15:33 > 0:15:36to work out where that honeymoon's going to be.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Are you going to keep that a secret, or are you going to...?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- We've got a vague idea where we would like to go.- Yeah.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- OK. - Somewhere on the south coast.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46OK. Wonderful places to visit,
0:15:46 > 0:15:50should you be lost for day trips while you're down there, Mark.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51You are on 88.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54This is very exciting, because if you can score 34 or less,
0:15:54 > 0:15:57which should be doable IF you get a good answer there,
0:15:57 > 0:15:58you're into the next round.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Right. I know one.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03The Museum of Science and Industry,
0:16:03 > 0:16:06because I've been quite a regular at that place,
0:16:06 > 0:16:08and I'll say Manchester.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Manchester, for the Museum of Science and Industry.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Here is your red line.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15It's not terrifyingly low, but it's low-ish.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Let's find out if you're right with Manchester.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Let's see how many of our 100 people agree with Mark.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24It's right.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28You've done it! Very well done indeed.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Look at that, down to 18, fantastic. APPLAUSE
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Very well done. 106 is your total.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Well played, Mark. Absolutely in Manchester.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- I haven't been, would you recommend it?- Definitely, yes.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42- Oh, that's nice. - Excellent, well played.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Let's fill in this board. Now, Kelvingrove Art Gallery,
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- it's not Belfast. - Glasgow.- Glasgow.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Would have scored 25 points.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Now, the Museum of Witchcraft is in Boscastle.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- Oh, in Cornwall.- In Cornwall, yeah.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Yes. - Would have scored you 8 points.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- Fitzwilliam...- Er, Cambridge.- ..is in Cambridge. Would have scored 15.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05And the best answer on the board is St Fagans National History Museum.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08It's an open-air museum, and it's in Cardiff.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Cardiff. 4 points. Very well done if you said that.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Thank you very much, Richard.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14So, at the end of our first round, the pair we're saying goodbye to,
0:17:14 > 0:17:16with their high score of 123, I'm so sorry, Nick and Adam.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- Yeah.- Yeah.- Yeah. Yeah.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Anyway, listen, it's been great having you on the show.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Thank you so much for coming along. Nick and Adam! Great contestants.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Thank you. - APPLAUSE
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- Good luck. - But for the remaining three pairs,
0:17:28 > 0:17:30it's now time for Round Two.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36And so we are down to three pairs.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Obviously, at the end of this round we will have to say goodbye
0:17:39 > 0:17:41to another pair before our head-to-head round.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Well, Hubert, very well done.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Lowest score of the round there, for the John Bunyan Museum.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Fantastic. Helen, I'm going to say you were lucky there.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Merseyside helped you out, but, listen, here we all are.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Very best of luck to all three pairs.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Our category for Round Two this afternoon is...
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Novelists. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first
0:18:02 > 0:18:04and who's going to go second?
0:18:04 > 0:18:08And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13OK, so let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many
0:18:18 > 0:18:22authors of the 100 Greatest British Novels as they could.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Authors of the 100 Greatest British Novels.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Richard.- Yes, in 2015, BBC Culture asked critics from outside the UK
0:18:30 > 0:18:33to name their favourite ever British novels, and they compiled
0:18:33 > 0:18:36a list of 100 greatest British novels of all time.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39We're looking for the author of any of those classic British novels,
0:18:39 > 0:18:41please. So any of the authors who are on that list.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44It's all novels, rather than anything else.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Now, Kas.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I might go for...
0:18:51 > 0:18:53..Raymond E Feist.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Raymond E Feist, says Kas.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people
0:18:58 > 0:19:00said Raymond E Feist.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Oh!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Bad luck. Not on that top-100 list, I'm afraid, Kas,
0:19:06 > 0:19:10which means it's incorrect and it scores you 100 points.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Yeah, sorry, Kas, he's American, Raymond E Feist,
0:19:12 > 0:19:16and works in the fantasy genre, which would possibly not have
0:19:16 > 0:19:20made it on the list even if he were British, I suspect.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23So, Hubert, we're looking for any author whose novel appears
0:19:23 > 0:19:26on the 100 Greatest British Novels list.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30I love my books. As for whether the authors are British or otherwise,
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I'm not too sure, but...
0:19:32 > 0:19:35This could be a high score, but this is the only one I know
0:19:35 > 0:19:37that's British. Go for JK Rowling.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39JK Rowling, says Hubert.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41JK Rowling. Let's see if that's right.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Let's see how many of our 100 people said JK Rowling.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50No! Bad luck, Hubert. It's going very well, this round, isn't it(?)
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Isn't it(?)- Yes, another incorrect answer,
0:19:52 > 0:19:56scores you another 100 points, so 100 points to Hubert and Charan.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Well, she's British, that's the good news, but, yeah, the world critics
0:19:59 > 0:20:03have not decided that her novels are one of the 100 best British novels
0:20:03 > 0:20:05of all time.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07There we are. Thank you, Richard.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Helen.- This is hard, isn't it? Because I don't know whether
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- to go for...- It is hard, isn't it? - ..a risky one, and not...
0:20:12 > 0:20:15But don't go for an American fantasy novelist...
0:20:15 > 0:20:18OK, I'll try. I don't know any of those, so that's fairly safe.
0:20:19 > 0:20:25I think I'm going to try and be a little bit clever, maybe.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I'm going to go for Charlotte Bronte.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Charlotte Bronte, says Helen.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people
0:20:31 > 0:20:33said Charlotte Bronte.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38There, it's a correct answer, Helen.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41It's a good answer, too.
0:20:41 > 0:20:4416. Very well done. APPLAUSE
0:20:46 > 0:20:4716 for Charlotte Bronte.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Good answer. Two novels on that list -
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Villette, and Jane Eyre of course.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Thanks very much. Well, we're halfway through the round.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Let's take a look at those scores as they stand.
0:20:55 > 0:20:5816 puts Helen and Andy right at the top of the table, there.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Well done. Then Hubert and Charan and Kas and Mark tied on 100, there.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04We're going to come back down the line now.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:21:10 > 0:21:11OK, so Andy, remember -
0:21:11 > 0:21:14we're looking for any author whose novel appears on
0:21:14 > 0:21:17the 100 Greatest British Novels list.
0:21:18 > 0:21:24Again, I think I'm going to go fairly safe. JRR Tolkien.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27JRR Tolkien, says Andy. Here is your red line.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29If you score 83 or less, which looks like that,
0:21:29 > 0:21:31you go through to the head-to-head.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33How many of our 100 people said JRR Tolkien?
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Is it right?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38It is right.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Through you go.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Another great answer.
0:21:44 > 0:21:4614. Look at that, very well done indeed.
0:21:46 > 0:21:4830 is your total. APPLAUSE
0:21:48 > 0:21:50You are in the head-to-head.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52And that's The Lord Of The Rings,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54is the novel he wrote that makes that list.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Thank you very much.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Now, Charan, what would you like to go for?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I'll go for CS Lewis.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03CS Lewis, says Charan.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06CS Lewis. No red line for you, as you're joint high-scorers,
0:22:06 > 0:22:09but let's see how many of our 100 people said CS Lewis.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Very good answer, Charan.
0:22:19 > 0:22:216 for CS Lewis! APPLAUSE
0:22:24 > 0:22:28Very well done. 106 is your total.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Terrific answer, isn't it?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Yeah, The Chronicles Of Narnia is on that list.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Thanks, Richard. And now Mark.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Well, you have a target here, Mark.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Yeah. - We need five or less from you.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I don't think I'm going to do it.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47This is... This is a terrible subject.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49I'll go for Terry Pratchett.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Terry Pratchett, says Mark.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Here is your red line, Mark, quite low,
0:22:54 > 0:22:56but if you can get below that with Terry Pratchett,
0:22:56 > 0:22:58you are into the head-to-head. Let's see if it's right.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Let's see how many people said Terry Pratchett.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Oh, bad luck!
0:23:04 > 0:23:05I'm sorry, Mark.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10scores you another 100 points, takes your total up to 200.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Yeah, sorry, Mark, not on that list.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Lots of answers that would have seen you through.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16You'd have got 4 points for Lewis Carroll, for Anthony Trollope,
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Evelyn Waugh.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20You'd have got 3 points for DH Lawrence, for Thackeray.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Zadie Smith would have scored you 3, Salman Rushdie would have scored 3.
0:23:23 > 0:23:242 points for Doris Lessing.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Kingsley Amis, Mary Shelley would have scored 2 points.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Ian McEwan, Daniel Defoe would have scored 2, Anthony Burgess.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32So lots of good answers out there.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Let's take a look at the pointless answers.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Alan Hollinghurst, he was on the list twice, with
0:23:37 > 0:23:40The Swimming Pool Library and The Line Of Beauty. George Gissing,
0:23:40 > 0:23:42who wrote New Grub Street, is a pointless answer.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Jonathan Swift, Gulliver's Travels, of course.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Julian Barnes, The Sense Of An Ending.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Kazuo Ishiguro, who wrote Never Let Me Go and The Remains Of The Day,
0:23:49 > 0:23:51both of those on the list.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Tristram Shandy by Laurence Sterne is on that list.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Monica Ali, for Brick Lane.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Muriel Spark, The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Sarah Waters, for The Little Stranger.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Lots of other pointless answers as well.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05You could have had AS Byatt, Kenneth Grahame for The Wind In The Willows.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06PG Wodehouse,
0:24:06 > 0:24:08you could have had Stella Gibbons for Cold Comfort Farm.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10So loads of pointless answers there.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12The top three scorers, let's take a look at them.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Charlotte Bronte, we already heard, on 16 points.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Jane Austen has four books on that list, 29 points.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26And Dickens also has four on the list, and would have scored 48.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Thanks very much, Richard. So, at the end of our second round,
0:24:28 > 0:24:31the pair we've got to say goodbye to, I'm afraid, Mark and Kas.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Now you hear them all being read out, all those pointless answers,
0:24:34 > 0:24:35you could easily have said one of those.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Yeah, Kenneth Williams.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Kenneth Grahame. - Grahame, that's the one. - LAUGHTER
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- Mind...blank, gone. - No, it happens. It does happen.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45That's the first time
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- someone's joined the 300 Club after they've been knocked out. - LAUGHTER
0:24:48 > 0:24:50It's been wonderful having you on the show.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Thanks so much for playing. Mark and Kas, good luck with the wedding.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54- Thanks very much. Mark and Kas. - Thank you.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57APPLAUSE
0:24:57 > 0:24:59But for Andy and Helen, Hubert and Charan,
0:24:59 > 0:25:01it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Congratulations, Andy and Helen, Hubert and Charan.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11You are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play
0:25:11 > 0:25:16for our jackpot, which currently stands at £4,250.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Well, you've made it this far, and your reward for that is that you're
0:25:23 > 0:25:25now allowed to confer before giving your answers,
0:25:25 > 0:25:28which I think takes a lot of pressure off, I'm sure you'll agree.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33I mean, very, very well done.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35We had some high scores in that last round.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36CS Lewis, Charan.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38I have to say, Hubert and Charan, each round,
0:25:38 > 0:25:41you've pulled out the lowest score, so very, very well done for that.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45And yeah, we did well, JRR Tolkien particularly inspired answer there, I thought.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Anyway, best of luck to both pairs.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Let's play the head-to-head. APPLAUSE
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Here is your first question.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59And it concerns Donkeys.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01LAUGHTER
0:26:01 > 0:26:02There we are. Donkeys, Richard.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Donkeys, Richard?
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Five clues...to facts... about donkeys.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11How do you like that?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Come on, let's just do it. - Let's do it, shall we?
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Let's do it. Here are the five clues about donkeys.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18We have got...
0:26:39 > 0:26:41I'm going to read those all one last time.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03OK, Andy and Helen, you're our low scorers, so you will go first.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06THEY CONFER QUIETLY
0:27:11 > 0:27:17OK, we'll go for the bottom, which is the donkey created by AA Milne,
0:27:17 > 0:27:19and we'll say Eeyore.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Eeyore, say Andy and Helen. Eeyore.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Now, Hubert and Charan, which would you like to go for?
0:27:25 > 0:27:28You can go through the board if you like.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30I thought I knew the Shakespeare one but I don't know.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33The only one I know is the Shrek one, but that would be obvious.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Do you know any other ones? Cos if not, we'll have to go for this one.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41- Eddie Murphy. - OK, Eddie Murphy.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Yeah, with the Shrek, we're going to go for the donkey...
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Yeah, the Shrek thing.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47OK, Hubert and Charan saying Eddie Murphy.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50So we have Eeyore and we have Eddie Murphy.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Andy and Helen said Eeyore.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Eeyore.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59Eeyore is right of course.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Oh, it's a high score. APPLAUSE
0:28:03 > 0:28:07A high score for Eeyore, Andy and Helen, 64.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Now, Hubert and Charan have gone for Eddie Murphy,
0:28:10 > 0:28:12the voice of Donkey in Shrek.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Eddie Murphy.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19It's right.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Ooh, look at that! 60.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23- Wow!- Wow! - APPLAUSE
0:28:23 > 0:28:28Well done, Hubert and Charan, after one question you are up 1-0.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30Yeah, two biggest scorers on the board, there.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Very, very close. Let's fill in the rest of these.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34All of these would have won the point.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37- The Shakespeare character... - Bottom.- ..is Bottom.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Right up the top. That would have scored you 22.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42- Palm Sunday... - Jerusalem.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46..celebrates Jesus entering Jerusalem, would have scored you 38,
0:28:46 > 0:28:48and this is a pointless answer, if you knew it.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52It is The Golden Ass.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55The Golden Ass. Very well done if you said that at home.
0:28:55 > 0:28:56Thank you very much indeed.
0:28:56 > 0:29:00OK, here comes your second question. Hubert and Charan,
0:29:00 > 0:29:02you get to answer it first, but, Andy and Helen,
0:29:02 > 0:29:05you have to win this one to stay in the game, so best of luck.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07Our second question today is all about...
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Donkeys to Postal Services.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14- This is just...- I know, it's unbelievable stuff,
0:29:14 > 0:29:16- it's quite high-octane. - Isn't it?
0:29:16 > 0:29:18I wonder if people at home might need to have a little sit-down.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20- Well, they're probably sitting down anyway.- Good job.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23If you've been standing up watching, I would sit down if I were you.
0:29:23 > 0:29:24- OK. - Just because of the head rush.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27We are going to show you five clues now to facts about postal services.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Whoever gives us the most obscure answer will be winning the point.
0:29:30 > 0:29:31- Good luck. - There we go.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35OK, so, here are our five clues, and they are...
0:29:57 > 0:29:58I'm going to read those all again.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16OK, Hubert and Charan, you to go first this time.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21OK. I think I know one.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24- OK. Which one? - The Postman Pat thing.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Yeah. I don't know any of them, to be quite honest with you,
0:30:27 > 0:30:28apart from the Postman Pat one.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30I think I know two, but I don't want to...
0:30:30 > 0:30:32I don't... No.
0:30:32 > 0:30:36We're going to have to go for Postman Pat's cat.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38It's Jess.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40Jess, say Hubert and Charan.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Jess is the cat.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45Now, then, Andy and Helen, over to you.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48The monarch who appeared on the Penny Black stamp,
0:30:48 > 0:30:49we'll go for Queen Victoria.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Queen Victoria, say Andy and Helen.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54Queen Victoria. We have Hubert and Charan's answer of Jess.
0:30:54 > 0:30:55Let's see if that right,
0:30:55 > 0:30:58let's see how many of our 100 people said Jess.
0:30:59 > 0:31:00It's right.
0:31:02 > 0:31:0564 for Jess. APPLAUSE
0:31:07 > 0:31:10Meanwhile, Andy and Helen have gone for Queen Victoria
0:31:10 > 0:31:11on the Penny Black.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Queen Victoria.
0:31:17 > 0:31:18Oh, it is.
0:31:20 > 0:31:23It's right, and 52 is what it scores.
0:31:23 > 0:31:24APPLAUSE
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Well done, Andy and Helen. You're back in the game.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28After two questions, it's 1-1.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30Two biggest answers again so, again,
0:31:30 > 0:31:33all three of these would have won you the points.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36The postbox in Doddington, it's painted to celebrate the win of
0:31:36 > 0:31:38the wonderful Jonnie Peacock.
0:31:38 > 0:31:40Very well done if you said that at home, it's the best answer up there,
0:31:40 > 0:31:423 points. Terrific stuff.
0:31:42 > 0:31:44The president, I think lots people would have said Lincoln,
0:31:44 > 0:31:47it's not Lincoln. It's George Washington.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49And that would have scored you 11 points.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51And the name given to the collection and study of stamps...
0:31:51 > 0:31:53- Philately. - Philately will get you nowhere.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56And that would have scored you 38.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58Thank you very much indeed.
0:31:58 > 0:31:59OK, it all comes down to our third question.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02This is the decider. Whoever wins this goes through to the final
0:32:02 > 0:32:05and plays for that jackpot. Very best of luck to both pairs.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Our third question today is all about...
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Take That Singles in Spanish.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17- Richard? - Which can only mean one thing,
0:32:17 > 0:32:20we're about to hear Xander's Spanish pronunciation,
0:32:20 > 0:32:23- which is famed across the world. - It is. Yeah.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26It's expert. We're going to give you now five titles of Take That
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Top 40 singles, but translated into Spanish.
0:32:29 > 0:32:33We need the English names of these songs, please.
0:32:33 > 0:32:34Oh, fantastic.
0:32:34 > 0:32:39- Here we go.- OK, let's reveal our five Take That songs in Spanish.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41And here they are.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57SOFTLY: Paciencia.
0:33:08 > 0:33:12APPLAUSE
0:33:12 > 0:33:13I don't deserve that at all.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17There are Spanish people now just throwing things at the television.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19I think that's why everyone's applauding.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21- Oh, I see, right.- They like it when we wind up the Spanish.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23- Oh, yeah.- Good work, Xander.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27OK, Andy and Helen, what would you like to go for?
0:33:27 > 0:33:29I'm trying to transport myself back to the '90s,
0:33:29 > 0:33:33not that it's helping particularly much right now.
0:33:35 > 0:33:40I'm going to go for Solo Se Tarda Un Minuto, It Only Takes A Minute.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42It Only Takes A Minute, say Andy and Helen.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45It Only Takes A Minute. Now, Hubert and Charan.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Right. I know, I think, the first...
0:33:47 > 0:33:50Am I allowed to talk you through the board?
0:33:50 > 0:33:53- Please, please do.- So the first one is Million Love Songs,
0:33:53 > 0:33:54second one is Rule The World,
0:33:54 > 0:33:58then the other one is what Helen and Andy said.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00What's the one below that?
0:34:00 > 0:34:03- Todo Cambia. - Er, I think that one...
0:34:03 > 0:34:04Could it be...?
0:34:04 > 0:34:07I'm not sure, that might be Said It All, but I'm not sure.
0:34:07 > 0:34:08And the other one was Paciencia.
0:34:08 > 0:34:13And that's Patience. But I'm trying to think which one to go for.
0:34:14 > 0:34:18I'm going to go for the Million Love Songs, which is the thingy...
0:34:18 > 0:34:22- The Amor one. - Un Millon De Canciones De Amor.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24- Yes, that one.- OK, there we are. Million Love Songs.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27So we have It Only Takes A Minute, and A Million Love Songs.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Andy and Helen went for It Only Takes A Minute.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:34:35 > 0:34:36It's right.
0:34:40 > 0:34:4321. APPLAUSE
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Meanwhile, Hubert and Charan have gone for A Million Love Songs.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.
0:34:54 > 0:34:55It's right.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Oh, 40. APPLAUSE
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Which means, very well done, Andy and Helen.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09After three questions, you are through to the final, 2-1.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12Yeah, nice round, that. Very well played, both teams.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16If you had said Rule The World for Gobernar El Mundo,
0:35:16 > 0:35:19- you would have been in the final. - I thought it would have been high!
0:35:19 > 0:35:20I thought the other way round!
0:35:20 > 0:35:2312 points, I'm afraid.
0:35:23 > 0:35:24Paciencia is, obviously, Patience.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28It's the biggest scorer up there, 41 points for that.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30And Todo Cambia, when you said Said It All,
0:35:30 > 0:35:31that sounded so convincing.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34I actually had to look down at my thing, and you'd got it wrong.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37I couldn't believe it. It's Everything Changes.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40- Oh!- Everything Changes, Todo Cambia. - Completely different.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Would have scored you 8 points, that's the best answer on the board.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44- That's fun, that round.- It's fun.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46- I suspect we'll be doing that again. - Oh...
0:35:46 > 0:35:51- Yippee(!)- We'll be doing Beatles songs in Latvian, and...
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Oh, not that again(!)
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Thanks very much. The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head
0:35:55 > 0:35:58round, I'm afraid, Hubert and Charan. Ooh, that was close.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00And you had the answer that would have seen you through to the final.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03But never mind, we'll get to see you again next time.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05We look forward to that very much. Hubert and Charan.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08APPLAUSE
0:36:08 > 0:36:12But for Andy and Helen, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:36:16 > 0:36:17Well, congratulations, Andy and Helen.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20You've seen off all the competition and you have won
0:36:20 > 0:36:21our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30- Thank you.- You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,
0:36:30 > 0:36:32and at the end of today's show the jackpot is standing,
0:36:32 > 0:36:37majestically, at £4,250. APPLAUSE
0:36:40 > 0:36:41Well, what a ride!
0:36:41 > 0:36:43- Absolutely.- I'm not going to say it's been easy.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46- No.- We've had some challenging rounds there for you,
0:36:46 > 0:36:49but let's hope there's something that you like,
0:36:49 > 0:36:51a nice category for you on the board.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53As always, you get to choose your category from the four we put up.
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Today's choices are...
0:37:05 > 0:37:07It would have to be 'Women In' Films for me, I think.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10- We go? Give it a random shot? - Yeah, I think so.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12- We've got the trophy, we're happy. - OK.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14'Women In' Films. You've got the trophy!
0:37:14 > 0:37:17- We've got the trophy.- And people will be all right if we just...
0:37:17 > 0:37:19They'll clap us anyway, won't they?
0:37:19 > 0:37:21Good luck with that!
0:37:23 > 0:37:25OK, we're going to give you three different questions now.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28We're looking for the casts, according to IMDb,
0:37:28 > 0:37:30anyone credited in any of these three films, please.
0:37:30 > 0:37:34In the 1984 film The Woman In Red, Gene Wilder's film.
0:37:34 > 0:37:35We won't accept Gene Wilder.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38Anyone from the 2012 film The Woman In Black.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41And you might know where this is going - anybody from the 1997 film
0:37:41 > 0:37:42The Woman In White.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45So any actor credited with appearing in any of those three films,
0:37:45 > 0:37:47according to IMDb. Very, very best of luck.
0:37:47 > 0:37:48OK. Now, as always,
0:37:48 > 0:37:51you've got up to a minute to come up with three answers,
0:37:51 > 0:37:54and to win that jackpot you just need to find one pointless answer
0:37:54 > 0:37:56among those three. Are you ready?
0:37:56 > 0:37:58- Yes.- OK. Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00There they are, your time starts now.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03OK. Cast of The Woman In Red.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06- We've watched The Woman In Black. - We have seen The Woman In Black.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09- Yes.- Erm... - What can you remember about it?
0:38:09 > 0:38:11Not a lot. You've read the book, haven't you?
0:38:11 > 0:38:14Read the book. I remember someone falling in a swamp.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16There was a man in there with glasses.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19Was he the Harry Potter guy, Daniel...? Is he Daniel Radcliffe?
0:38:19 > 0:38:21I think it is Daniel Radcliffe.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Yeah.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25Ooh. Anyone else in The Woman In Black?
0:38:25 > 0:38:28I'm trying to visualise... It has to be a woman in that...
0:38:28 > 0:38:31- Oh, no, anyone in the cast? - Yeah, anyone in the cast.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Scarlett Johansson?
0:38:35 > 0:38:37- No.- No, British film.
0:38:37 > 0:38:38Would Maggie Smith be in it?
0:38:38 > 0:38:41- Someone like that? - Let's go for Maggie Smith.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43- I'm really not... - British actors.
0:38:43 > 0:38:47Daniel Radcliffe, Maggie Smith... Erm...
0:38:49 > 0:38:52- Ten seconds left.- Yeah. - Another female?
0:38:53 > 0:38:54Who else would be in it?
0:38:56 > 0:39:00- I don't know.- I don't know. - I really don't know.- No.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03OK, I'm afraid that is your time up.
0:39:03 > 0:39:07I now need your three answers, and if you could say which films you're talking about for each one,
0:39:07 > 0:39:09- that would be great.- We're going to have to go for the cast of
0:39:09 > 0:39:12- The Woman In Black.- All three answers from The Woman In Black?
0:39:12 > 0:39:14All three answers. It's the only thing I know about.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16We haven't seen the other two.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18- I think that Daniel Radcliffe is in it.- Mm-hm.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21- Daniel Radcliffe.- The other two, I'm just going to go for Maggie Smith,
0:39:21 > 0:39:24just because she's a British actor...
0:39:24 > 0:39:25That's how they cast these things!
0:39:25 > 0:39:27And the third one, I'm going to go for Julie Walters.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30- Julie Walters.- It's not right, but we just need a third one.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32There you are. Daniel Radcliffe, Julie Walters, Maggie Smith.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34Of those three, which is your most confident answer?
0:39:34 > 0:39:37- None of them!- Your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:39:37 > 0:39:40We think Daniel Radcliffe would probably be the most...
0:39:41 > 0:39:43You know, I think he was in it,
0:39:43 > 0:39:45but I don't think he'd be particularly obscure.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48- So Daniel Radcliffe. - We'll put him last, then.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51- And least likely to be pointless? - Any of those two.- Anybody.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53- Julie Walters.- Julie Walters, so Maggie Smith in the middle.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56OK. Let's pop those answers up on the board in that order, then.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58- Thank you. - And here they are. We've got...
0:40:02 > 0:40:05OK. Your first answer is Julie Walters.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08In all three cases, we are looking for cast members of
0:40:08 > 0:40:11The Woman In Black. Now, before we just put these to the test,
0:40:11 > 0:40:13what would you do if you won that jackpot?
0:40:13 > 0:40:16You know, a holiday and perhaps a few house improvements, for me.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Obviously, for Andy it might be something slightly different.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20No, no. Holiday's a big one. A holiday would be lovely.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23Very nice. All right. Well, very best of luck.
0:40:23 > 0:40:24Julie Walters, let's find out.
0:40:24 > 0:40:28Is she a cast member of The Woman In Black and, if she is,
0:40:28 > 0:40:29is she pointless?
0:40:29 > 0:40:31She will win you £4,250 if she is.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34Let's see how many people said Julie Walters.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37Oh, bad luck.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39A good guess, but an incorrect answer, I'm afraid.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43So obviously not a pointless answer. Two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:40:43 > 0:40:44Your next answer was Maggie Smith.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47Again, we were looking for cast members of The Woman In Black.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50Let's find out if she's right, let's find out if she's pointless.
0:40:50 > 0:40:54She will win you £4,250 if nobody said Maggie Smith.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56How many people said it?
0:40:57 > 0:41:00Oh! I'm afraid also an incorrect answer.
0:41:00 > 0:41:03You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:41:03 > 0:41:04Your third and final answer,
0:41:04 > 0:41:06probably your most confident one on this film,
0:41:06 > 0:41:09- and you have seen the film! - We've seen the film!- I know!
0:41:09 > 0:41:11- We have.- Daniel Radcliffe.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Let's find out if it's right.
0:41:13 > 0:41:15To win the jackpot, it has to be pointless.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18How many of our 100 people said Daniel Radcliffe?
0:41:18 > 0:41:19For £4,250.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24- Yay, it's right! - Yay!
0:41:24 > 0:41:27Well, Julie Walters was incorrect, Maggie Smith was incorrect.
0:41:27 > 0:41:28Daniel Radcliffe...
0:41:28 > 0:41:30- 51.- Oh, well.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32- APPLAUSE - Thank you.- Thank you.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35Well, they were tough.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37It was quite a tough category.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39I suspect you'll be kicking yourselves when you see
0:41:39 > 0:41:42- the list of names.- We will.- But I'm afraid you just didn't manage
0:41:42 > 0:41:44to find that all-important pointless answer,
0:41:44 > 0:41:46which means you don't win today's jackpot of £4,250.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49- We've got the trophy.- That will roll over onto the next show and,
0:41:49 > 0:41:51as you say, you have got the trophy.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53And you've done fantastically well throughout the show,
0:41:53 > 0:41:55it's been great having you on. Andy and Helen.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57- It's been brilliant. Thank you. - APPLAUSE
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Takes us back to one of the very earliest rules of Pointless,
0:42:02 > 0:42:04which is never go for films in the final round.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07- That's what we always say, isn't it? - Yeah.- It's always difficult.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09Let's take you through these. The Woman In Red,
0:42:09 > 0:42:12there's only three members of the cast scored any points at all -
0:42:12 > 0:42:14Kelly Le Brock, Gilda Radnor and Charles Grodin.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Every other actor in that film was a pointless answer,
0:42:16 > 0:42:18so well done if you said any of those.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Now, The Woman In Black, which you have seen, and there's
0:42:20 > 0:42:23some well-known names here. Janet McTeer was a pointless answer.
0:42:23 > 0:42:26Jessica Raine, of course, is in Call The Midwife, a wonderful actress.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Roger Allam, another wonderful actor.
0:42:29 > 0:42:30Tim McMullan. In fact,
0:42:30 > 0:42:33everyone on the film was a pointless answer other than Daniel Radcliffe,
0:42:33 > 0:42:37Ciaran Hinds, Emma Shorey, Misha Handley, Liz White and Shaun Dooley.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40Everyone else was pointless. The Woman In White...
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Everyone on that film pointless apart from Simon Callow,
0:42:46 > 0:42:49Tara Fitzgerald and Andrew Lincoln.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51So, again, very well done if you got a pointless answer at home.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Tough category. You've been brilliant throughout,
0:42:53 > 0:42:56- it's been an absolute pleasure to meet you.- It's been wonderful
0:42:56 > 0:42:58having you on the show. Thank you so much for playing.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Well, Andy and Helen didn't win our jackpot today,
0:43:00 > 0:43:02so it rolls over onto the next show,
0:43:02 > 0:43:05which means we will then be playing for £5,250.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08APPLAUSE
0:43:08 > 0:43:11Join us then to see if someone can win it. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me.
0:43:13 > 0:43:14Goodbye.