0:00:22 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless, the show
0:00:26 > 0:00:28where the aim of the game is to score as few points as you can,
0:00:28 > 0:00:30and you do that by coming up with the answers
0:00:30 > 0:00:31no-one else could think of.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Let meet today's players.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39And couple number one.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Hello, my name is Gillian. This is my partner in crime, Lesley,
0:00:43 > 0:00:45and we both live in Newcastle.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Couple number two. - Hello, my name is Derek.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49This is my friend Kyle and we are from Bolton.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Couple number three.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Hi, I'm Mark.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54This is my wonderful girlfriend, Katie,
0:00:54 > 0:00:57and we live in Chelmsford in Essex.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- And finally, couple number four. - Hi, my name is Mitchell.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03This is my wife, Sarah, and we come from Aberdeen.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05And these are today's contestants.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Thanks very much indeed. A very warm welcome to all of you.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Lovely to have you here on Pointless.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14We'll chat to each of you throughout the show as it goes along.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19His intelligence is way above the mean,
0:01:19 > 0:01:21so he is, in fact, very mean.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Hi, everybody. Hello.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30That joke doesn't make any sense,
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- either mathematically or linguistically.- I know.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- I should have said it faster... - Yeah, you should have done.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38..to bamboozle people with speed.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Yeah, or done a different one.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42I think it's a really poor start.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43- Really?- I think the whole show...
0:01:43 > 0:01:46I think a lot of work now for our eight contestants
0:01:46 > 0:01:48in raising this game.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Firstly, you've done something
0:01:49 > 0:01:51that is mathematically and linguistically incorrect.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I have then drawn attention to it, which is unprofessional,
0:01:54 > 0:01:56by the way, I should go,
0:01:56 > 0:01:59"Ha-ha-ha, very mean! You! I've got to watch you!"
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Two returning pairs from the last show.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Kyle and Derek on podium two, who got knocked out in Round One,
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- they were very unlucky in that Round One.- They were.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Kyle came up with a very good word, just wasn't in the dictionary.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11One of those things that happens sometimes.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12So we owe him one.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Katie and Mark got through to Round Two,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16so no-one here has seen the head-to-head as yet,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18but two pairs are going to.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Should be a lot of fun, I think.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Quite an exciting jackpot as well.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23We've given it away so much recently,
0:02:23 > 0:02:25but, actually, this is the biggest...
0:02:25 > 0:02:28I mean, it's not huge, but it's the biggest it's been for a while.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Anyway, Steph and Charlie didn't win it, is the point,
0:02:30 > 0:02:32so we are adding another £1,000 to it,
0:02:32 > 0:02:33so today's jackpot starts off...
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Look at this! ..at £4,000.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49So, remember this, the pair with the highest score
0:02:49 > 0:02:50at the end of each round will be eliminated.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Very best of luck to all four pairs.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55No conferring in the first two rounds, remember.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Our first category this afternoon is...
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to go first,
0:03:02 > 0:03:03who is going to go second.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12OK. And the question concerns...
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Songs from musicals, Richard?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19On each board, we will show you the names of seven songs from musicals.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22You just have to tell us what musical they are from, please.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24We are also going to give you the year in which
0:03:24 > 0:03:26that musical was first performed on the London stage.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Thanks very much indeed. OK, so,
0:03:27 > 0:03:30we are looking for the musicals that these songs are taken from.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Here is our first board of seven. And on it we have got...
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I'm going to read those all one last time.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Lesley.- Ooh...
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Now, that face tells me this is not your favourite round.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- No, it's not.- Ah.- Ugh.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Well, listen, Lesley, tell me...
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Here from Newcastle, which is lovely. What do you do?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I'm an accounts manager for a family firm.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22What does the family firm do?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24We make curry pastes and curry powders.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Ah, delicious!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29And you sell that all over the United Kingdom, do you?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Em...just about.- Just about.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35And what are your interests when you are not running the accounts?
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Oh, I have a pug dog, who I like to walk,
0:04:39 > 0:04:43and I also walk my ex-husband's pug dog and my niece's pug,
0:04:43 > 0:04:45so I have a lot...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Are all these pugs related?
0:04:47 > 0:04:51No, no. They just run amok in my house.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52In your house!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Now, Lesley, Lesley, what would you like to go for?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I think I'm going to go for
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Let's Go Fly A Kite and Mary Poppins.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Mary Poppins, says Lesley.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Let's see if that's right for Let's Go Fly A Kite
0:05:05 > 0:05:07and let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12It is Mary Poppins. Well done.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15There we are, 56 for Mary Poppins.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Not bad.- It's not 100.- Not bad. Gets us off to a good start.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Yeah, that stage musical written by Julian Fellowes
0:05:21 > 0:05:23who also created Downton Abbey.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- I did not know that! - Yep, there you go.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27There we go. Thank you.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Derek, welcome back. Welcome back.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32It was Round One we had to say goodbye to you last time.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- Yeah, Round One. - Remind us what you do, Derek.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38I work for a local authority, I work in the environmental health.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- That's right, pest control... - Pest control, dog warden.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43And dog warden, yes.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45When you give your last answer on the last show,
0:05:45 > 0:05:47you said, "As an ex-military man," I think you said,
0:05:47 > 0:05:49so what is your military background?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52When I was 18, I joined the Grenadier Guards.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53How long were you in the Guards?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- I did six years in the Grenadier Guards.- Wow!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Then I did 12 years in the Territorial Army.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00And how many times did you Troop The Colour?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Twice. 1977 and '78.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Excellent.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Now, then, Derek, musicals.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Now, some people, I know,
0:06:08 > 0:06:10won't be as happy with this as others.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11- How are you feeling? - No, I'm not.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12- You're not that happy?- No.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Em...
0:06:13 > 0:06:16I... I'd have to guess, to be honest.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17I think I'll guess for
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I Just Can't Wait To Be King to be Lion King.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23The Lion King, says Derek.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Let's see, The Lion King,
0:06:25 > 0:06:27is that right and how many of our 100 people said that?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31It's right! Very well guessed.
0:06:31 > 0:06:3456 is our only score so far and you pass it...
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Look at that, 37.
0:06:36 > 0:06:3837 for the Lion King.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Hugely long-running musical.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43That song written by Elton John, of course.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44I once took my entire...
0:06:44 > 0:06:49my son's entire class, I had to accompany them to The Lion King.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Elton John and Tim Rice, of course.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54They were both there, yes, they were both helping out,
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- which was very, very kind of them. - That's good, yeah.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Thank you very much indeed. Katie.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Hello.- Katie, welcome back.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Now, remind us what you do.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04I'm a support worker.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07That's right, and what do you like getting up to
0:07:07 > 0:07:09when you are not support working?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11When I'm not doing that, I do quite a lot of jiving.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- In a collective of jivers?- Yes. - Where do you go for that?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18We run a monthly night in Canterbury.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20See, that's fun!
0:07:20 > 0:07:21So I travel down for that
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- and we sometimes get a band, sometimes have a DJ.- Superb!
0:07:24 > 0:07:25And you are taught all the steps?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27What is the most impressive dance you do?
0:07:27 > 0:07:31I'm not very impressive when I do it, it's just fun!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Fantastic. Now, Katie,
0:07:32 > 0:07:36how are you feeling about musicals and songs from musicals?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I know a couple of those,
0:07:38 > 0:07:41but how high or low they are going to score, I don't know,
0:07:41 > 0:07:44so I'm going to go for Good Morning Baltimore
0:07:44 > 0:07:46and say it's from Hairspray.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Hairspray, says Katie. Let's see if that's right
0:07:49 > 0:07:50for Good Morning Baltimore,
0:07:50 > 0:07:53let's see how many of our 100 people said Hairspray.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56It's right.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Well, 56 is our high score, 37 our low.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01You pass the high score, you pass the low score, you keep going.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Look at that, down to 7. Wow, Katie!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Good going!
0:08:07 > 0:08:097 for Hairspray.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Great play, Katie.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13That's my favourite, Hairspray. It's so brilliant.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14And it's funny.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17It's funny, smart, all of those things, and brilliant songs...
0:08:17 > 0:08:18I love Hairspray!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Excellent, thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23So, now, Mitchell, a warm welcome to Pointless,
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- great to have you here from Aberdeen.- Yes.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28What keeps you busy up there, Mitchell?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30I work in a health club up in Aberdeen
0:08:30 > 0:08:33and when I'm not doing that, I've got a young family.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Young family. So, the health club first.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Are you a trainer or...?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38No, I used to be, now I'm the deputy general manager, so...
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Oh, you run the place!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Are you good at turning up and doing your time in the gym as well?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Oh, yeah.- You haven't really got an excuse, have you?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- No, no excuses.- Absolutely not. And your young family.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Who is in your young family, what age are they?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Two boys, Aidan and Millar.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54That's Millar with an A, I'm guessing,
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- proper Scottish spelling of Millar there.- Yes.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- How old are they? - They are eight and five,
0:08:59 > 0:09:01so I spend a lot of time with them, playing football.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Aidan, Millar, hope your dad does OK.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Take us through the board, fill in those blanks.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Unfortunately, I can't.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12The answers that have already been given are the ones I knew.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13I think I know one.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15For Radio Gaga, I'll go for Queen,
0:09:15 > 0:09:18only because I recognise it as a song, so I'll go for that.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- OK, that's going to be your answer? - Yes, Queen.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Queen. OK.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26So, the key thing is going to be, is that a correct answer?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Let's see how many of our 100 people said Queen.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Bad luck, Mitchell, I'm afraid not Queen.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Another musical, but that scores you 100 points.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Yes, based on the music of Queen,
0:09:41 > 0:09:43but the musical is called We Will Rock You.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46That's the answer there and would have scored 28 points.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Can't Take My Eyes Off You.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- It's the Jersey Boys. - Jersey Boys, yep, 4 points.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55We Both Reached For The Gun, Chicago.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Would have scored you 7.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- And Mungojerrie And Rumpelteazer... - Cats.- Cats, yes.
0:10:00 > 0:10:0219 for that, so the best answer on the board
0:10:02 > 0:10:04is Jersey Boys. Well done if you said that.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Excellent, thank you. We're halfway through the round.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Let's take a look at those scores.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Katie, look at that! Katie and Mark at the top of the table there,
0:10:11 > 0:10:12lovely low score of 7.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I mean, really low, because we then travel up to 37,
0:10:14 > 0:10:16where we find Derek and Kyle,
0:10:16 > 0:10:18looking very good there on podium two, by the way.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I think we will see you beyond this round.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22And then up to 56, Lesley and Gillian.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Ah, and then the issue of the 100.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Mitchell and Sarah.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Yes, Sarah, you will be the first person on the new board,
0:10:29 > 0:10:31so make sure you don't go for something comfortable,
0:10:31 > 0:10:33go for a nice low score, take a bit of a risk,
0:10:33 > 0:10:35it might keep you in the game. Best of luck.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36We're going to come back down the line now.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45OK, we are going to pick seven more songs up on the board
0:10:45 > 0:10:46and here they are.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49We have got...
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I'll read those all again.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22There we are. Sarah, welcome.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24So, what you do in Aberdeen?
0:11:24 > 0:11:29I'm an administration assistant in the same health club as Mitch.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Did you meet at the health club?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34No, we met someone else where we worked together, in a supermarket.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Oh, wow, so you sort of... Who went first to the health club?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Mitch.- Mitch, and then he sort of got in touch,
0:11:40 > 0:11:43said, "This is fine over here, leave the supermarket, come..."
0:11:43 > 0:11:48He likes to think he got me the job, but I, on my own merit, obviously...
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Let... We will let him think that, shall we, for now?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53So, do you actually work in the same office as Mitchell, then?
0:11:53 > 0:11:58Yeah, but I'm part-time, so we...fleetingly see each other.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- Well, you've got Aidan and Millar to look after.- Exactly.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Now, then, Sarah, what would you like to go for?
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Em...
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I know a few.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12I'm going to say The Wizard And I
0:12:12 > 0:12:14and go for Wicked.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Wicked, says Sarah, for...
0:12:16 > 0:12:19There was a little appreciative hum there,
0:12:19 > 0:12:21from a lone member of our audience. There we are.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24No red line for you as you are the high-scorers.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Let's if Wicked is right, let's see how many of our 100 people said.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31It is Wicked.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Oh, it's a good score, look at that!
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Down to 16. Very well done indeed.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Second-lowest score of the round so far. 116 is your total.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Very good answer, Sarah, well played, kept yourself in it there.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- I've not seen Wicked. Have you seen it?- I haven't.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- It's supposed to be good, isn't it?- They do say.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50People go and see it hundreds of times.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Yes, people get sort of obsessed.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Defying Gravity, that's the song I know from it.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I don't even know that.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59You mustn't defy gravity at home, kids, by the way.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Don't do that. That would be annoying for parents,
0:13:01 > 0:13:03if their children started defying gravity.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Thank you very much indeed.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Mark, welcome back.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Now, remind us what you do, Mark.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10I work on a desktop publishing team
0:13:10 > 0:13:12for one of the big four accountancy firms.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15So, desktop publishing is... What's that?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17You are publishing accountancy tomes?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Well, we produce the kind of presentations and publications
0:13:20 > 0:13:23that the department I'm in kind of send out, so...
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Right, OK.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Last time we discovered that you are a keen sportsman,
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- done lots of running... - A bit of running,
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I play a lot of football, a lot of cricket,
0:13:31 > 0:13:32I sort of do a lot of work
0:13:32 > 0:13:35for the charity that sort of supports us as well.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Very good.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Mark, are you a fan of the West End?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42- Do you like going to musicals? - No, no, probably this would be
0:13:42 > 0:13:45one of my least-favourite rounds, I think.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Luckily, Katie was good.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51She was so good that it doesn't matter even if you get this wrong.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Yeah, so I'm actually going to go for the last one,
0:13:53 > 0:13:55what was the last one?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57The last one was Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin',
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- was that the one? - Yeah, I think The Sound Of Music.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02OK, The Sound Of Music, says Mark, for Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin'.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05We have no red line because you are already through.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Let's see, though, if that's right.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09The Sound Of Music for Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin'.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Not The Sound Of Music, but it couldn't matter less.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17It scores you 100 points, but you're already through.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- 107 is your total. - Absolutely.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21I'll give all the correct answers at the end of the pass, Mark.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Thanks very much indeed.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Now, then, Kyle, welcome back.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Remind us what you do, Kyle.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31I work in admin at the Royal Mail.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32In admin at the Royal Mail,
0:14:32 > 0:14:35but, really excitingly, you play the euphonium.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36That's right, I do play the euphonium.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39The euphonium in a brass band. Do you march as a brass band?
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Are you one of those kinds of brass bands?
0:14:40 > 0:14:44We do march, yes, yes. Lots of concerts and civic events.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- I'd love to be in a brass band.- Oh! - How much fun must that be?!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Orchestras, I see why people would want to be in one, but it's not...
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- But a brass band!- Brass band!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55It would be like... What's the famous...?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Brighouse and something, what's that?- Rastrick.- That's right.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03That... Yeah, that beautiful purity of sound is just... It is something.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Someone was telling me once, that George Martin, actually,
0:15:06 > 0:15:10booked some pipers for a recording session
0:15:10 > 0:15:14and they kept walking and he kept saying, "Do you mind not walking?"
0:15:14 > 0:15:17And they said, "No, no, we have to walk, we have to walk."
0:15:17 > 0:15:19There was no way they could pipe and not walk.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Isn't that hilarious?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24So they had to put bits of carpet under them, so the pipers...
0:15:24 > 0:15:26I think it was just sort of instinctive
0:15:26 > 0:15:28to march with the pipes. That's hilarious.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30So, there you are, you were on 37,
0:15:30 > 0:15:33the high-scorers on 116 are Sarah and Mitchell.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36If you can score 78 or less, you are into Round Two.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38OK.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Well, I like a musical.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Some of these I do know.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I will have to go safe
0:15:45 > 0:15:48and I will choose Time Warp
0:15:48 > 0:15:51and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53The Rocky Horror Picture Show, says Kyle.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Let's see if that's right,
0:15:55 > 0:15:56let's see how many of our 100 people went for it.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58There is your red line, get below that
0:15:58 > 0:16:00and you are through to the next round.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06It's right. You are through to Round Two.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Look at that - 61, very well done indeed.
0:16:09 > 0:16:1098 is your total.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Yes, Time Warp was actually added to that during rehearsals,
0:16:16 > 0:16:20it was used to pad out the show, it wasn't in the original draft.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21What, the producers came in
0:16:21 > 0:16:25and said, "Running a bit short, can we make something up?"
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Exactly that, and Time Warp was slipped in.- There you go.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- OK. Now, Gillian.- Yes.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Welcome to Pointless, lovely to have you here from Newcastle.- Thank you.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36What keeps you happy in Newcastle?
0:16:36 > 0:16:37What do you like getting up to there?
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Since retiring from teaching, I've been doing a lot of volunteer work.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Very nice. So, what did you teach?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46I ended up doing special needs for the last 18 years.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- In Newcastle itself?- Yes.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Yes, and since retiring, what voluntary things have you done?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54I have volunteered for when the poppies went up to the north-east,
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- to Woodhorn Colliery.- Lovely!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59And I'm going to be a cake conductor again this year.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Because those cakes aren't going to conduct themselves, are they?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I tell you, pushing that trolley... We have a big supermarket trolley
0:17:05 > 0:17:09with a big cake on and you have to wear this outfit
0:17:09 > 0:17:11and you wheel it through the streets of Darlington
0:17:11 > 0:17:13with a brass band at the front.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15What about that? Probably with Kyle.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Can I ask a question?- Yes.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20What did all of that mean?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23LAUGHTER
0:17:23 > 0:17:28- Well, the cake conductor...- That's exactly what I think afterwards.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30What was that about?!
0:17:30 > 0:17:33What is it, is this a charity thing? You just push big cakes?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35No, it's just one of these mass performances
0:17:35 > 0:17:37that go on in the north-east, so...
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- You get weird and wonderful things to wear.- Things to wear?
0:17:40 > 0:17:44What, for the conducting? Or just for a mass performance?
0:17:44 > 0:17:45We all had a bowler hat, a pair of glasses
0:17:45 > 0:17:48and a long grey-and-red coat last year.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Goodness knows what it is going to be this year.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52It's Hansel and Gretel, the theme, so...
0:17:52 > 0:17:54This is getting worse, if anything.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56None of this is helping.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58This is my life! Marvellous!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01I mean... And you've got to turn the trolley round.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04This really feels like it would be a good use of the Red Button, I think.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Press the Red Button now if you want to know more about...
0:18:07 > 0:18:09That's what a lot of people say!
0:18:09 > 0:18:12OK, now, Gillian, we have an exciting contest on our hands here.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13- I forgot about that! - Because over there,
0:18:13 > 0:18:16116, Sarah and Mitchell, our high-scorers.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17You are on 56.
0:18:17 > 0:18:2159 or less gets you into Round Two.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Do you fancy talking us through the board?- No.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26LESLEY LAUGHS
0:18:26 > 0:18:27That's it, no.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29I only know one, I think.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Well, that's good!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I'm going to go for the bottom one, Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin',
0:18:34 > 0:18:37and I think it might be Seven Brides For Seven Brothers.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39AUDIENCE MEMBERS CHUCKLE
0:18:39 > 0:18:42What's wrong, Lesley? LAUGHTER
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Did you see that?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Is it not?- No, it's not.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Is it not?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Let's find out!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51LAUGHTER OK, here is your red line.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Let's see if you can get below that red line with
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin' being in Seven Brides For Seven Brothers.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- I'm shocked, I'm shocked! - Oh, no!- It's Oklahoma!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Oh, I'm afraid it's not Seven Brides For Seven Brothers.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 156.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Yeah, I'm afraid it's from Darlington Cake Trolley The Musical.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- I'm so sorry. - LAUGHTER
0:19:15 > 0:19:19No, I think, as Lesley knows, it's Oklahoma.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Oklahoma is the answer to that, would have scored 33 points.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27All-American Prophet is from another wonderful musical.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29This one you shouldn't all go and see.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- Book Of Mormon. - Book of Mormon, yeah.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33That scores 8 points.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34The Word Of Your Body
0:19:34 > 0:19:36is Spring Awakening.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Very well done if you said that, 3 points for that.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Be Our Guest.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Is Beauty And The Beast.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Beauty And The Beast, it is, 20 points.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- And I Dreamed A Dream? - Les Miserables.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Les Miserables, and that scored 38,
0:19:47 > 0:19:49so the best answer is Spring Awakening,
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- very well done if you said that. - There we are. Thank you
0:19:52 > 0:19:54very much indeed, Richard. So, we are at the end of our first round
0:19:54 > 0:19:56and this breaks my heart -
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Gillian and Lesley, I'm afraid you are our high-scorers.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02I thought you were going to go all the way through there.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Just have to go back to pushing the trolley with the cakes.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07No, because we'll see you again next time, which is lovely,
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- so that's fine. Next time, through to the final, I think.- Yes.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13But for now, thanks so much, Gillian and Lesley, wonderful.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15APPLAUSE
0:20:15 > 0:20:19But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26And so three pairs remain
0:20:26 > 0:20:28and, at the end of this round,
0:20:28 > 0:20:29we will have to say goodbye to another pair.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Well, far podium, phew!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33In fact, middle podium, phew as well!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36You both had a bit of a reprieve there.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38And Kyle and Derek, very well done.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Lovely to have you with us in Round Two.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Our category for Round Two today is...
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Can you all decide in your pairs
0:20:48 > 0:20:50who is going to go first, who is going to go second,
0:20:50 > 0:20:52and whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:21:05 > 0:21:09Commonwealth countries in the Southern Hemisphere, Richard.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11We're looking for the name of any Commonwealth country
0:21:11 > 0:21:13wholly or partly in the Southern Hemisphere, please.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15As always, by country, we mean a sovereign state
0:21:15 > 0:21:17that is a member of the UN in its own right.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Thanks very much indeed.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21So, Derek.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- Hm.- Hm-hm. - Hm, not a good subject for me.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I'll say... It's probably wrong, I think.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- I'll say Austria.- Austria?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- Austria.- Austria.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36OK, Austria says Derek.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Let's see if that's right,
0:21:37 > 0:21:40let's see how many of our 100 people said Austria.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42DEREK MUTTERS UNDER HIS BREATH
0:21:44 > 0:21:45I know what I've done.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Bad luck. I think I know what has happened there,
0:21:48 > 0:21:50but I'm afraid that scores you 100 points.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51I'm sorry, Derek.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Yeah, not... You know it's not Austria as well, sorry.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- It's tough on that first podium. - I know.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Yeah, not Southern Hemisphere, not a member of the Commonwealth.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- Now, Mark...- Yeah, I'm not sure whether to take a risk now or not.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- I'm going to go Namibia. - Namibia, says Mark.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Namibia, let's see if it's right,
0:22:10 > 0:22:12let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16It is right.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I think this is going to be a good one, down it goes.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Look at that. Down it goes to 5,
0:22:22 > 0:22:24very well done indeed, Mark!
0:22:25 > 0:22:265 for Namibia.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30That's great work, Mark, very well played.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Became a member of the Commonwealth in 1990.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36The most sparsely populated country in the Commonwealth.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Thanks very much, Richard. Mitchell.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I've got a couple of answers.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45A little bit unsure if I should take the risk.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Em... I'm going to try Jamaica.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Jamaica, says Mitchell. Let's see if that's right,
0:22:52 > 0:22:54let's see how many of our 100 people said Jamaica.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Bad luck, Mitchell. Great news for Derek and Kyle
0:23:02 > 0:23:05to have a bit of company up there on 100,
0:23:05 > 0:23:07but I'm afraid 100 is what that scores.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Yeah, it is in the Commonwealth,
0:23:09 > 0:23:12but Jamaica is in the same hemisphere as Aberdeen.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Well, as you can tell!
0:23:14 > 0:23:15There we are, thank you very much indeed.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Halfway through the round, let's look at those scores.
0:23:18 > 0:23:205, Mark, very well done, the best score of that pass.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Mark and Katie, I think you will be in the head-to-head, is my hunch.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Sarah and Kyle, it's going to be between the pair of you
0:23:25 > 0:23:27to decide who stays with us and who leaves
0:23:27 > 0:23:29at the end of this round, so best of luck with that.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31We will come back down the line now.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Can the second players please step up to the podium.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38OK, now, Sarah,
0:23:38 > 0:23:41remember we are looking for any country that is wholly or partly
0:23:41 > 0:23:44in the Southern Hemisphere and part of the Commonwealth.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- This is literally...- It's hard. - ..my worst subject.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Yeah, it's really hard.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52I'm just going to name somewhere we went travelling,
0:23:52 > 0:23:58I don't even know where it is or if it's in the Commonwealth, and say...
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Fiji.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Fiji. Fiji, says Sarah.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Let us see. No red line for you,
0:24:05 > 0:24:07you are joint high-scorers
0:24:07 > 0:24:08Let us see if it's right and then let's see
0:24:08 > 0:24:11how far down the column it goes if it is.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16It is part of the Commonwealth!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18It is south of the Equator!
0:24:18 > 0:24:19It is quite a good answer, I think, Sarah.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Look at that, 22! - I'll take that, I'll take that.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Very well done indeed.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25122 is your total.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Yeah, very well played, Sarah.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30It joined in 1970, left briefly and came back.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Thank you.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Now, Katie, Katie, good news for you.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36You are through, even if you score 100.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Good, because I haven't got a clue!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40I'm just going to pick somewhere that I know
0:24:40 > 0:24:43is definitely in the Southern Hemisphere and say New Zealand.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46New Zealand. New Zealand.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48I think you might be all right, but anyway, you're through,
0:24:48 > 0:24:51there's not even a red line for you, that's how through you are!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Let's see how many of our 100 people said New Zealand.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01It is right and it scores 73, which takes your total up to 78.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06The New Zealand Air Force,
0:25:06 > 0:25:09its logo is a kiwi, which is a flightless bird.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Might as well have a hippo!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Yeah.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Now, Kyle.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Kyle, we have a target here.
0:25:22 > 0:25:2421 or less.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I really...
0:25:26 > 0:25:28can't think of anything now,
0:25:28 > 0:25:31so I'll take a guess at the Seychelles.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34The Seychelles!
0:25:34 > 0:25:36The Seychelles, says Kyle.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Interesting! Here is your red line.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Get below that with the Seychelles, you are in the head-to-head.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Let's see how many of our 100 people said the Seychelles.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47It's right!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53It's not only right, it gets you through, look at that!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Not only that, it scores 1!
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Kyle!
0:25:58 > 0:25:59Very well done indeed!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Best score of the round, taking your total up to 101
0:26:02 > 0:26:05and getting you through to the head-to-head. Very well done.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09That's great work, Kyle. Yes, 90% forest, the Seychelles.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- That's a lot, isn't it? - Isn't it?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13And then some beach.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- And SOME beach! - Some beach that is!
0:26:16 > 0:26:19There is only one pointless answer on the whole board
0:26:19 > 0:26:20and that is Lesotho.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Very well done if you said Lesotho.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Namibia was a good clue, lots of the Southern African countries
0:26:24 > 0:26:27are on this list, a lot of the Pacific nations as well.
0:26:27 > 0:26:301 point for Solomon Islands, 1 point for Swaziland, Rwanda,
0:26:30 > 0:26:332 points for Kiribati, the Maldives, Uganda,
0:26:33 > 0:26:353 points for Mauritius, Nauru, Malawi,
0:26:35 > 0:26:394 points for Mozambique, Vanuatu...
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Vanuatu getting 4 points! How times change! ..Tanzania.
0:26:43 > 0:26:455 points for Tuvalu. Tuvalu?!
0:26:45 > 0:26:487 points for Zambia,
0:26:48 > 0:26:508 points for Papua New Guinea and Samoa, those are the low scorers.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Let's take a look at the top three scorers,
0:26:52 > 0:26:55the ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57South Africa would have scored you 37,
0:26:57 > 0:27:00we've just seen New Zealand at 73,
0:27:00 > 0:27:02and Australia 80.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Very much the Austria of the southern hemisphere.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07That's what I meant to say!
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Yeah, I know, I think we spotted that!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15At the end of her second round, the pair we have to say goodbye to,
0:27:15 > 0:27:17I'm sorry to say, Sarah and Mitchell, it's you,
0:27:17 > 0:27:19but we will see you again next time and we will look forward to that.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22I'm sure you will go much further then, but in the meantime,
0:27:22 > 0:27:24thanks very much, Sarah and Mitchell.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Well, congratulations, Katie and Mark, Kyle and Derek,
0:27:37 > 0:27:40you are now one step closer to the final
0:27:40 > 0:27:42and a chance to play for our jackpot,
0:27:42 > 0:27:44which currently stands, let's not forget, at £4,000.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Well, this is fun. We've made it to the head-to-head,
0:27:50 > 0:27:52which means you can confer before you give your answers
0:27:52 > 0:27:53and the first pair to win two questions
0:27:53 > 0:27:55will play for that jackpot.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57It's our two returning pairs, I like that!
0:27:57 > 0:27:58Our to returning pairs,
0:27:58 > 0:28:01neither of whom have been in the head-to-head before,
0:28:01 > 0:28:03so you are sort of old hands and new hands at the same time,
0:28:03 > 0:28:05if you see what a mean. But I think...
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Obviously, only one pair will go through to the final,
0:28:07 > 0:28:09so I think this is going to be very close.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:28:23 > 0:28:24Sketch shows, Richard.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Yes, we will show you a list now
0:28:26 > 0:28:28of recurring characters or sketches, famous sketches,
0:28:28 > 0:28:30from various British sketch shows.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33We need just need you to tell us the name of the sketch show, please.
0:28:33 > 0:28:37OK, so let's reveal our five clues and here they are.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04I'm going to read all of those again.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Katie and Mark will go first.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31THEY CONFER
0:29:40 > 0:29:44We'll go for D, Goodness Gracious Me.
0:29:44 > 0:29:50D, the fourth one down, Goodness Gracious Me, say Katie and Mark.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53OK, Kyle and Derek. Over to you.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Do you want to talk us through the rest of the board?
0:29:55 > 0:29:58- Yeah, I think so. - We know a couple.
0:29:58 > 0:30:02The top one is Little Britain.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05Four candles, Two Ronnies.
0:30:05 > 0:30:11I think the third one, I'm not sure about, is Trigger Happy TV,
0:30:11 > 0:30:13but I don't think it is,
0:30:13 > 0:30:16so we'll choose the last one
0:30:16 > 0:30:19as The Fast Show.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22OK, so, Kyle and Derek are going to say The Fast Show,
0:30:22 > 0:30:25so we have Goodness Gracious Me and we have The Fast Show.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27Katie and Mark have gone for Goodness Gracious Me.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Let see if that's right for the fourth one down
0:30:29 > 0:30:31and let's see how many of our 100 people said Goodness Gracious Me.
0:30:34 > 0:30:35It's right.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Oh, that's a good answer, look at that!
0:30:41 > 0:30:43Down to 11 for Goodness Gracious Me!
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Now, Kyle and Derek, meanwhile,
0:30:48 > 0:30:50have gone for The Fast Show for the bottom one.
0:30:50 > 0:30:51Let's see if that's right
0:30:51 > 0:30:54and let's see how many of our 100 people said The Fast Show.
0:30:57 > 0:30:58It's right.
0:31:02 > 0:31:03Oh, 20 for The Fast Show.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Close. But very well done, Katie and Mark,
0:31:07 > 0:31:09after one question, you are up 1-0.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12Two good answers, but there is one better one up there.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14The top two are the biggest scorers.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16Little Britain, as you knew, at the top.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Little Britain would have scored 46.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21And you'd have got 63 for the Two Ronnies.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23And this is the best answer.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25- HHTV is a clue. - There's the clue.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27- Horrible Histories. - Horrible Histories, absolutely,
0:31:27 > 0:31:29and that would have scored 5 points.
0:31:29 > 0:31:30Very well done if you said that.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Fantastic. Thanks very much. Here comes your second question.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Kyle and Derek, you get to answer it first,
0:31:35 > 0:31:37but you have to win it to stay in the game, so good luck.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40Our second question is all about...
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Food and drink named after places in England.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48Yeah, we are just about to show you a list of five foods and drinks
0:31:48 > 0:31:49that contain a place name in England,
0:31:49 > 0:31:51but we have missed out that place name.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Can you tell us what it is, please?
0:31:53 > 0:31:55Thanks very much indeed, so let's reveal
0:31:55 > 0:31:57our food and drink items and here they are.
0:32:18 > 0:32:19So we have...
0:32:24 > 0:32:27Kyle and Derek will go first.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31THEY CONFER
0:32:44 > 0:32:47So, the top one, Melton Mowbray.
0:32:47 > 0:32:51OK, Melton Mowbray, say Kyle and Derek. Melton Mowbray.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54Now, Katie and Mark, that board is all yours.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Do you want to talk us through it?
0:32:56 > 0:32:58We don't know the second, do we?
0:32:58 > 0:33:01No, unless it's a Bedfordshire clanger, but that's not...
0:33:01 > 0:33:04It is in Bedfordshire, so it could be a Bedfordshire clanger.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Plymouth gin.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Lancashire hotpot. And Dover sole.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11- So, Plymouth gin?- Yeah.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14I'd love to go for a gin!
0:33:14 > 0:33:16- We'll go with Plymouth gin. - Plymouth gin.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18So, we have Melton Mowbray and we have Plymouth,
0:33:18 > 0:33:20in the order they were given.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22Kyle and Derek have gone for Melton Mowbray.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24Let's see if that's right for the pork pie.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28It is right.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33There we are, 51 for Melton Mowbray pork pie.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38Meanwhile, Katie and Mark have gone for Plymouth gin.
0:33:38 > 0:33:42Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 said it.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48It is right.
0:33:48 > 0:33:50And it beats the pork pie, look at that!
0:33:52 > 0:33:5318!
0:33:54 > 0:33:5818 for Plymouth gin, which means, very well done, Katie and Mark,
0:33:58 > 0:34:01after only two questions, you are straight through to the final, 2-0.
0:34:01 > 0:34:02It's funny, because for some reason,
0:34:02 > 0:34:06I always thought Plymouth gin was Plymouth in the United States.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09I don't know why I thought that. Now I know better.
0:34:09 > 0:34:10You did know the second one.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12Luton and Leighton Buzzard are both in Bedfordshire,
0:34:12 > 0:34:14so Bedfordshire clanger.
0:34:14 > 0:34:17It's a type of pasty with savoury and sweet filling.
0:34:17 > 0:34:1817 points for that.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Lancashire hotpot, obviously a bigger scorer, 75.
0:34:21 > 0:34:25And Dover sole also a lot of points, would have got you 79.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28So Bedfordshire clanger the best answer on that board.
0:34:28 > 0:34:29Thanks very much indeed.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:34:32 > 0:34:35I'm sorry, Kyle and Derek, it is you, but a great performance today,
0:34:35 > 0:34:38right through to the head-to-head and some lovely answers from you.
0:34:38 > 0:34:39This, sadly, is the end of the line,
0:34:39 > 0:34:42but it's been wonderful having you here. Thank you so much for playing.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Kyle and Derek! APPLAUSE
0:34:47 > 0:34:50But, for Katie and Mark, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57Well, congratulations, Katie and Mark,
0:34:57 > 0:34:58you have fought off all the competition
0:34:58 > 0:35:00and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:35:09 > 0:35:12and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £4,000.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20Well, just looking back over the show,
0:35:20 > 0:35:23I think the first answer you gave us in the show was Hairspray,
0:35:23 > 0:35:25which scored something wonderfully low,
0:35:25 > 0:35:27then we had Namibia in the next round,
0:35:27 > 0:35:29then we had 2-0 in the head-to-head,
0:35:29 > 0:35:32it just says to me that we are heading towards something special
0:35:32 > 0:35:34- in this last round, I think. That's what- I- think.
0:35:34 > 0:35:38What would you like to see come up in this last round?
0:35:38 > 0:35:39Not musicals.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41But saying that, no, musicals would be fine
0:35:41 > 0:35:43because Katie would be good at them, so...
0:35:43 > 0:35:46- Football.- Not football. - Capital cities for me.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49Yeah, film soundtracks, that sort of thing. History.
0:35:49 > 0:35:53OK, well, you know how it works. We put four things on the board.
0:35:53 > 0:35:54They always look quite forbidding,
0:35:54 > 0:35:56but behind them, there are three subsets,
0:35:56 > 0:35:58so there is always something for you to have a go at.
0:35:58 > 0:35:59Usually, at least, anyway.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Let's hope there is something
0:36:01 > 0:36:03you like the look of on the first board and here it is.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16- It's kind of everything you asked for, isn't it?!- Yeah(!)
0:36:16 > 0:36:19It's got to be Crime Writers or Sporting Williams.
0:36:19 > 0:36:20- Let's go Sporting Williams.- OK.
0:36:20 > 0:36:24- We will go Sporting Williams. - Sporting Williams, very good.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26- Richard.- OK, three very different questions here.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29We are looking for anyone who has driven competitively
0:36:29 > 0:36:31in a Formula One Grand Prix race
0:36:31 > 0:36:34for the Williams team, from 1977 through to 2015.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37We are looking for anybody who Serena Williams beat
0:36:37 > 0:36:41on the way to winning all of her singles titles at Wimbledon.
0:36:41 > 0:36:46That's 2002, 2003, 2009, 2010, 2012 or 2015.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Or anyone that Mark Williams beat
0:36:48 > 0:36:51on the way to his two world titles, please, at the Crucible.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53So, Williams Formula One drivers,
0:36:53 > 0:36:54anyone who Serena Williams has beaten
0:36:54 > 0:36:57on the way to winning the Wimbledon singles title,
0:36:57 > 0:36:59or anyone that Mark Williams beat
0:36:59 > 0:37:01on his way to winning the World Snooker Championship.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03- Very best of luck. - Thanks, Richard.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06Now, as always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers
0:37:06 > 0:37:08and all you need to win that jackpot
0:37:08 > 0:37:10is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:37:10 > 0:37:11- Are you ready?- Yes.- Yes.- Good!
0:37:11 > 0:37:13Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15There they are, your time starts now.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18- OK.- OK, Williams drivers. Damon Hill, but it's obvious.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20I'm just trying to think who drove with him.
0:37:20 > 0:37:24Berger? I don't know. I don't know any of these.
0:37:24 > 0:37:28But you will. You'll know them. Right, Serena Williams.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30I think Ralf Schumacher drove for Williams.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Think. Serena Williams...
0:37:34 > 0:37:39- If she won it last year, she beat Heather Watson.- OK.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41And other players she beat...
0:37:41 > 0:37:43What about Mark Williams?
0:37:44 > 0:37:48- Mark Williams...- What sport is it?
0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Snooker.- Snooker, OK. - So, John Higgins...
0:37:51 > 0:37:53- KATIE LAUGHS - Is it a sport?!
0:37:53 > 0:37:56John Higgins, Peter Ebdon...
0:37:56 > 0:38:00- Maybe go for Peter Ebdon, that could be a good one.- Yes.
0:38:00 > 0:38:01Go Ralf Schumacher.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06- Serena Williams...- Ten seconds left.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09- Em...- And what did you say for Serena Williams?
0:38:09 > 0:38:10Someone from a bit further back.
0:38:10 > 0:38:11Quick!
0:38:11 > 0:38:14- We'll go Kim Clijsters.- OK.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16OK, that is your minute up, I'm afraid.
0:38:16 > 0:38:17I now need your three answers
0:38:17 > 0:38:20and if you could say which category you are answering.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23So, we'll go Ralf Schumacher for the Williams drivers.
0:38:23 > 0:38:24Ralf Schumacher.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Kim Clijsters...
0:38:26 > 0:38:29- Kim Clijsters. - ..for Serena Williams.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31- And what was the other one? - Mark Williams, snooker.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34- We will go Peter Ebdon. - Peter Ebdon?
0:38:34 > 0:38:36- Yeah, the Mark Williams question. - OK, so, one from each.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Peter Ebdon?
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Peter Ebdon goes last.
0:38:43 > 0:38:44Least likely to be pointless?
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Kim Clijsters.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Kim Clijsters.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50OK, well, let's put those up on the board in that order,
0:38:50 > 0:38:51and here they are.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53We have got Kim Clijsters,
0:38:53 > 0:38:55we've got Ralf Schumacher
0:38:55 > 0:38:56and we've got Peter Ebdon.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59Well, very best of luck, three good answers up there.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01Now, if one of those should win the jackpot for you,
0:39:01 > 0:39:05you would take £4,000 away. What would you do with that?
0:39:05 > 0:39:06Katie?
0:39:06 > 0:39:09I think... Well, we're going away to Cuba,
0:39:09 > 0:39:12so we would probably put it towards that. Em...
0:39:12 > 0:39:15A bit of house renovations and...
0:39:15 > 0:39:17- Fun stuff.- Very nice.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20Mark, anything you want to add to that?
0:39:20 > 0:39:23It would buy a lot of mojitos in Cuba, I think.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26So maybe future savings for a wedding, maybe.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28- Ooh!- Very nice, very, very nice.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30Well, very best of luck. Three good answers, as I say.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33Your first answer was Kim Clijsters. In this case,
0:39:33 > 0:39:35we were looking for Serena Williams' Wimbledon opponents.
0:39:35 > 0:39:38Only one of these answers has to be pointless, remember,
0:39:38 > 0:39:39for you to win that jackpot.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42For £4,000, let's find out how many people said Kim Clijsters.
0:39:42 > 0:39:43Is it pointless?
0:39:47 > 0:39:48Oh, no!
0:39:48 > 0:39:51Kim Clijsters an incorrect answer, I'm afraid,
0:39:51 > 0:39:52so not a pointless answer.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Only two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56Your next answer is Ralf Schumacher.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58In this case, we were looking for
0:39:58 > 0:40:01any Williams team driver in Formula One.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04If nobody said Ralf Schumacher and it is right,
0:40:04 > 0:40:06you will leave here with £4,000.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09Let's see how many of our 100 people said Ralf Schumacher.
0:40:12 > 0:40:13It's right.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16Let's see how far down the column we get with Ralf Schumacher.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Your first answer, Kim Clijsters, was incorrect.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Ralf Schumacher now takes us down through the teens,
0:40:20 > 0:40:22into single figures, down it goes,
0:40:22 > 0:40:23still going down, still going down...
0:40:23 > 0:40:25- to 2!- 2!
0:40:28 > 0:40:31APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:40:31 > 0:40:33I mean, that is a fantastic score, 2,
0:40:33 > 0:40:34but it is not pointless, annoyingly,
0:40:34 > 0:40:37which means everything is now riding on your third and final answer,
0:40:37 > 0:40:40your most confident shot at a pointless answer, you thought,
0:40:40 > 0:40:42which was Peter Ebdon. MARK AND KATIE LAUGH
0:40:42 > 0:40:45Now, in this case, we were looking for any opponent of Mark Williams
0:40:45 > 0:40:47in the World Snooker Championships.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50If this is pointless, it wins you £4,000.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Let's see how many of our 100 people said Peter Ebdon.
0:40:53 > 0:40:54Is it pointless?
0:40:58 > 0:41:00- No, bad luck!- Aw!
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Oh, I'm sorry.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08Well, your two wrong answers were good wrong answers, at least,
0:41:08 > 0:41:11and your middle answer was absolutely fantastic.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Ralf Schumacher - brilliant low score there, but sadly,
0:41:13 > 0:41:16you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer,
0:41:16 > 0:41:19so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £4,000,
0:41:19 > 0:41:20that will roll over on to the next show,
0:41:20 > 0:41:22but it's been wonderful to have you on
0:41:22 > 0:41:24and what a great performance right across the show today.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27And you each get a Pointless trophy to take home, so there you are,
0:41:27 > 0:41:30something to show for it, but very well done, Katie and Mark.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Yeah, terrific performance and glad it was a jackpot round
0:41:35 > 0:41:38you could at least have a crack at and gave us three good answers.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40Kim Clijsters has never played Serena Williams at Wimbledon,
0:41:40 > 0:41:42funnily enough, which is unusual.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44Let's take a look at the Formula One drivers first.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Some big names up here. I know people at home
0:41:46 > 0:41:48will definitely have got something here.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Also could have had other pointless answers.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57Alexander Wurz, Clay Regazzoni, Carlos Reutemann,
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Heinz-Harald Frentzen, Derek Daly was a pointless answer,
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Jean-Louis Schlesser, Jonathan Palmer,
0:42:01 > 0:42:04Kazuki Nakajima, Nick Heidfeld, Nico Hulkenberg,
0:42:04 > 0:42:07Pastor Maldonado, Thierry Boutsen, Valtteri Bottas.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09All of those were pointless. Very well done if you said any of those.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Serena Williams now. Again, a few big names up here.
0:42:16 > 0:42:20She beat Vera Zvonarevain in the final in 2010.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23You could have had Radwanska, Hantuchova, Dementieva...
0:42:23 > 0:42:26lots of other answers there. Let's take a look at Mark Williams.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28This is the hardest one of the lot, really, really tough.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31Very well done if you got any of these. Drew Henry, the Scot.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Fergal O'Brien, beat him in the quarterfinals.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35Two of the more controversial figures in world snooker,
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Quinten Hannd and Stephen Lee.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40Also you could have had John Reid and Stuart Pettman.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Very well done at home if you got a pointless answer.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Terrific performance in the studio.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Thanks very much, Richard.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Well, Katie and Mark, it's been great having you here.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50We have to say goodbye to you now, but very sadly,
0:42:50 > 0:42:52Katie and Mark didn't win the jackpot today,
0:42:52 > 0:42:55which means it rolls over on to the next show
0:42:55 > 0:42:57when we will be playing for £5,000.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02Join us then to see if someone can win it.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.