Episode 13

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0:00:19 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:24 > 0:00:26and welcome to Pointless, the show that makes big winners

0:00:26 > 0:00:29out of the lowest scorers. Let's meet today's players.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35And couple number one.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hello, my name's Stephen, this is my best friend Andrew

0:00:38 > 0:00:39and we are both postmen from Banbury.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42- Couple number two. - Hi, my name's Jessica.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44This is my friend Shailyn and we are both from London.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Couple number three.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Hi, I'm Amber, this is my boyfriend Jordan and we live in Plymouth.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51And finally, couple number four.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hi, I'm Ailise and this is Clare and we are both students

0:00:53 > 0:00:55at the University of Exeter.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57And these are today's contestants.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Thanks very much, all of you.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03A very warm welcome to Pointless, great to have you here.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05We'll get to chat to each of you

0:01:05 > 0:01:06throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12He knows his role and he knows he's droll, it's my Pointless friend,

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- it's Richard.- Hiya. Hi, everybody.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Good afternoon.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Good afternoon to you. - Good afternoon.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- What a show last time.- I know.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24We had three pointless answers in regular play and then

0:01:24 > 0:01:27on the jackpot round we had three more.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29We had six pointless answers in all,

0:01:29 > 0:01:32and Alan and Heather walked away with that £2,750 on Dickens.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Two returning pairs from that - Clare and Ailise, welcome back,

0:01:35 > 0:01:37and Amber and Jordan as well.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40And we welcome our newcomers as well. Two postmen, that's nice.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Yeah, what a delivery.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- If they win...- Yeah. - If they win, I swear I'm going to

0:01:46 > 0:01:48leave their trophy with a neighbour.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50LAUGHTER

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Thank you very much anyway, Richard.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Anything to look out for in question terms?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- I will say this.- Yeah.- Round One...

0:01:57 > 0:01:59I would...

0:01:59 > 0:02:02In a way, I think if you're at all nervous or anything like that,

0:02:02 > 0:02:04I would switch off, because it's so high-octane

0:02:04 > 0:02:07it's going to blow a lot of people's minds, I think.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Thank you very much, Richard.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Now, Alan and Heather, as you've gathered,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13won the jackpot last time, which means we start off

0:02:13 > 0:02:15with a jackpot of £1,000 today.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17There we are. If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19APPLAUSE

0:02:23 > 0:02:25So, remember this, if nothing else -

0:02:25 > 0:02:28the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:02:28 > 0:02:30will be eliminated, so just keep your scores down.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category today...

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- It's already getting pretty exciting.- It gets better.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41- It gets better.- Plants.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:02:44 > 0:02:47who's going to go second? Watch them fight to go first.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56OK, and the question concerns...

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Oh, yes.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07On each board we're going to give you seven clues relating to herbs.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10You need to give us a nice obscure answer, please.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Seven herb clues on the first board,

0:03:12 > 0:03:14seven herb clues on the second board,

0:03:14 > 0:03:1614 in all to have a go at at home.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Very, very best of luck.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Imagine the excitement around Britain now.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21I can feel it in here.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24People being called in, kids being called in off the street.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Yeah.- "They're doing herbs on Pointless!"

0:03:30 > 0:03:31So, let's reveal our board.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34We are looking for the herbs being described by these clues.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37And here are our first seven clues.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08I've got to do all those again, so just bear with me.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Andy, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here from Banbury.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Yes.- Where you sort out all the mail.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Yes.- And then deliver it to people's houses.- Yes.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Do you have any favourite addresses on there or are they all lovely?

0:04:43 > 0:04:44They're all lovely, every single one of them.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48I'm glad. I would really love to get the inside gen on that.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49This is my area, you see.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51But where particularly do you deliver?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Talk amongst yourselves.- I deliver in a village called Cropredy.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57I see. And how long have you been on that particular beat?

0:04:57 > 0:05:0011 years on that job but 27 years as a postman.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Now, what happens...? Presumably if they suddenly changed

0:05:03 > 0:05:05your delivery area that would be awful, wouldn't it?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07You'd suddenly have to...

0:05:07 > 0:05:09You'd make friends again, I'm sure, very quickly,

0:05:09 > 0:05:10but do you have a say in that?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Yeah, kind of. Yeah, we do get to choose, but...

0:05:14 > 0:05:15That's good. That's good.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19So, Andy, what are you go to go for from our herbs here?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Not really good for me, this board, I'm afraid,

0:05:22 > 0:05:24but I think the medical herb famously used for

0:05:24 > 0:05:27a lawn at Buckingham Palace is camomile.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Camomile, says Andy.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Let's see how many of 100 people agree with Andy.

0:05:38 > 0:05:3952, not bad.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Not bad, it's a solid start.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43APPLAUSE

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Yeah, one of the nine sacred herbs of the Saxons, camomile.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48They had nine sacred herbs.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53I'm not going to ask what the others are because maybe there'll be more.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55But then we can then all see maybe what they have in common,

0:05:55 > 0:05:58the sacred herbs, and see if there's anything that marks them out.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00They're sacred.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02What marks them out,

0:06:02 > 0:06:05might have made them stand out to the Anglo-Saxons.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Oh, I think it was their sacredness.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08LAUGHTER

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Shailyn, welcome to Pointless, good to have you here.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13- What do you do, Shailyn? - I work in advertising.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Which department of advertising?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17So, we are the media planning and buying side,

0:06:17 > 0:06:19so we plan and buy media.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22So this is all the advertising that goes in the press that you put...

0:06:22 > 0:06:25I mean, how...? Has that changed quite a lot over the last ten years,

0:06:25 > 0:06:26the amount of focus on press?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Do you do lots more online stuff now?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Yeah, I mean, what we do is we, I guess,

0:06:31 > 0:06:34distribute the media through different channels,

0:06:34 > 0:06:39so social media, digital display, for example. So, yeah.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Excellent. Shailyn, what would you like to go for

0:06:41 > 0:06:42from our board of herbs?

0:06:42 > 0:06:46I have two in mind - one is a safe option,

0:06:46 > 0:06:48the other one is not so safe.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50I think I'm going to take the risk...

0:06:51 > 0:06:55..and I'm going to go for the relative of the onion, chive.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Chive, says Shailyn. Let's see if it's right,

0:06:57 > 0:06:59let's see how many of our 100 people said chive.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Well done.

0:07:05 > 0:07:0676.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Well, it's on the board.- 76.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12That's the crisp lovers of Britain know that, don't they?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Sour cream and chive. The Romans brought it to Britain,

0:07:14 > 0:07:17you can find wild chive growing along Hadrian's wall.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20- There you go.- That's nice, isn't it?

0:07:20 > 0:07:24That is nice. One of the many things they did for us.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25- The Romans?- Yeah.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27It's one of their sacred herbs, you know?

0:07:27 > 0:07:30I wonder what it is.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Thank you very much. Jordan, welcome back to Pointless.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Great to have you here. Remind us what you do, Jordan.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- I'm a youth worker.- You're a youth worker down in Plymouth?

0:07:38 > 0:07:39- That's right, yeah. - Very good indeed.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42And what are your interests, Jordan?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I like football, watching it, playing it.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48I like doing a bit of the gym when I've got time

0:07:48 > 0:07:50and that kind of stuff.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Very good indeed. How are you on herbs?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Do you cook at all? Do you grow herbs?

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Yeah, I cook. But these clues are not helping me right now.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04I think I'm just going to have to go with the common ingredient

0:08:04 > 0:08:06in soap and go lavender.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Lavender, says Jordan. Let's see if that's right,

0:08:08 > 0:08:11let's see how many of our 100 people said lavender.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14It's right.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Oh, look at that, lavender, passing everything else.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Oh, you leave them in your wake, Jordan.

0:08:20 > 0:08:2138 for lavender there.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Yeah, good answer, Jordan. Well played.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26It's one of those ones that's obvious when you see it

0:08:26 > 0:08:28but actually quite tricky to work out.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Renaissance painters used to use lavender

0:08:30 > 0:08:32to improve the quality of their colours.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Thank you, Richard.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Clare, welcome back.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Remind us what you do. - I'm a student at Exeter University.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- A medic...- Yes. - ..at Exeter University.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44And what are your interests, Clare?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Just doing a lot of stuff with friends,

0:08:47 > 0:08:49just play touch rugby for the uni.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Very good. And do you belong to any societies at the uni?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Just the touch rugby. - Just the touch rugby.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57That's enough. That's not just having friends.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59My society of friends.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01How are we feeling about this board of herbs?

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Because it's all yours, Clare.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05If you wanted to go through it and fill in all our blanks,

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- you'd be very welcome.- I don't think I'll be able to do that.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10The ones I was going to go for have gone, but I think something maybe

0:09:10 > 0:09:12has just popped into my head, so I'm going to go with it.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Good.- The leaves of this plant also known as cilantro,

0:09:15 > 0:09:17I think it might be coriander.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Coriander, gets you a nod and a smile from Ailise.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Is it right? Let's see how many of our 100 people said coriander.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26It is coriander.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Well done.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32And done it goes, 21.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Best score of the round so far. Very well done.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39That's good work, Clare, well played.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Now, shall we fill in this?

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Because you're very good with herbs.- Yes.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47- If you know what I mean. - Yes.- The top one?

0:09:47 > 0:09:48- Mint.- Mint, yeah.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51That's the biggest scorer up there, would've scored you 81.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54This next one is the best answer on the board.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56But, you see, initially I was thinking fennel,

0:09:56 > 0:09:59but, of course, cerfeuil, chervil.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Chervil is the right answer, very well done.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03- Nice. - Would've scored you four points.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06- And at the bottom?- That's oregano.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07- Oregano.- Or Oreh-gino.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Oreh-gino, the Americans say that.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- 32 points for that. - Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.

0:10:14 > 0:10:1621, the best score of the pass, Clare, well done, you.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Clare and Ailise I think will be in Round Two.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Then we go to 38 where we find Jordan and Amber,

0:10:21 > 0:10:2352 where we find Andy and Stephen

0:10:23 > 0:10:26and then up to 76, Shailyn and Jessica.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Jess, how are you on your herbs?

0:10:28 > 0:10:29This is not a good subject for me.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Really?- No.- OK.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Good luck with the next pass, then. - So we'll give it a go.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35OK. We are going to come back down the line now.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Can the second players please step up the podium?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42OK, let's put seven more clues to herbs up on the board

0:10:42 > 0:10:43and here they come.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17I'm going to read those all again.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Now then, Ailise, welcome back.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Also a medic.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49- Yes.- In your third year.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Yeah.- At Exeter.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53You are nothing to do with touch rugby, are you?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- No, rugby's not my thing. - You wouldn't touch that.

0:11:55 > 0:12:00What do you like getting up to when you're not in the medic department?

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Well, for exercise I tend to prefer things more like yoga,

0:12:03 > 0:12:06going to the gym, swimming. A bit more chilled out,

0:12:06 > 0:12:08less contact than rugby.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12Very good indeed. And are you adept with herbs? This is the big thing.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Well, I'm quite glad I'm going first

0:12:15 > 0:12:18because I don't think I could've got many of these.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21So I'm going to go for the member of the laurel family

0:12:21 > 0:12:23and I'm going to go with bay.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Bay, says Ailise. Here's your red line.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28If you can get below this red line with bay, you are home and dry.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Let's see how many of our 100 people said bay.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Very well done.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Good answer, 25.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Our two lowest scores so far on that far podium,

0:12:43 > 0:12:4546 is your total.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Very well played. The Greek god Apollo wore bay leaves

0:12:48 > 0:12:50after his sweetheart Daphne was turned into a bay tree.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Mm.- That is tough.- Yes.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Yeah.- There we are.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Thanks very much, Richard.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Amber.- Hi. - Lovely to have you back.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Remind us what you do, Amber.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03I'm a psychology student, final year.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05In your final year.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Are you going to miss it when you finish?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09No. The studying hasn't been...

0:13:09 > 0:13:11I'm one of those people, or few people,

0:13:11 > 0:13:14that can't wait to go out and get a job and a house...

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- Get on with it. - Yeah. Go travelling first.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Oh, that's good. So, how long are you going to go travelling for?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21As long as we possibly can.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24So you'll go off somewhere and just follow your noses,

0:13:24 > 0:13:26- or will you go on a...? - We want to go to Asia.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29We're going to teach for a little bit, teach English.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Excellent.- And then go south-east.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33- Fabulous.- Yeah.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Fabulous, well, good luck with all of that, Amber.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Now, you're on 38, the high-scorers are still

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Jessica and Shailyn on 76,

0:13:40 > 0:13:44- so 37 or less keeps you in the game.- Yeah.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45I knew bay.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49And it's between two others.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52I'm going to go with often used in pesto.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Basil.- Basil, says Amber.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Here is your red line. Not too far down.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Let's see if you can get near it or below it with basil.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05It's right.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Ooh.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10It's a popular one there, 80 for basil.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12118 is your total.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Yeah, big score there, I think mainly due to

0:14:14 > 0:14:17the Fawlty Towers reference, probably, in that clue.

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Thanks very much indeed.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22Now, Jessica, no longer the high-scorers, what about that?

0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Jessica, what do you do? - So, I work in advertising as well.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Now, Jessica, something tells me you're not originally from London,

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- are you? - No, I'm originally from Australia.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33From Australia, and whereabouts in Australia are you from?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Everywhere, because my dad's in the Army, so I moved around a lot.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37I see. That's good.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Now, you've been in London for how long?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Five years now.- OK.- Yeah.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Enough to sipe up as much pointless knowledge as possible.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47I will try my best, definitely.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Good. Well, very, very best of luck.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51As I say, you are on 76.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55You now have a target of 41 or less to remain in the game.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57So, I'm going to take a punt

0:14:57 > 0:14:59and go for the herb commonly used with salmon...

0:15:00 > 0:15:02- ..and go with dill.- Dill.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Yes.- Dill, says Jessica.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05Let's see if that's right.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08There is your red line, you have to get below that red line.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Let's see how far down the column we get with dill.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14- It's right.- Wow.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19There we are. Very good.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Not much space to spare there.

0:15:20 > 0:15:2237 takes your total up to 113,

0:15:22 > 0:15:24but gets you into Round Two, most importantly.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Well played, Jessica. Very nicely done, yeah.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29I love the character Dill in To Kill A Mockingbird,

0:15:29 > 0:15:31he's so sweet.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35- There it is.- There we are. - I don't know if he's in the new...

0:15:35 > 0:15:37- Is he in the other book? - I don't know.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39I wonder what happened to him.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41I might just leave the new book unread.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42I don't mind... I'll buy it.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45For the Lee estate, that'd be nice.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Yeah, but not read it. - But I think I won't read it.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50It can sit there alongside A Brief History Of Time.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Thank you very much indeed.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Now, Stephen.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Welcome, welcome, welcome.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59And I know what you do and I know even where you do it -

0:15:59 > 0:16:03the village of Sibford I know is in the middle of your delivery area.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07How large is the area geographically that you are...?

0:16:07 > 0:16:10The area I deliver is huge because I do the village of Sibford

0:16:10 > 0:16:15and Burdrop and then I have to drive, say, about 15 miles

0:16:15 > 0:16:18round some farms, all the way up to Rollright Stones,

0:16:18 > 0:16:19you know, more or less.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21- Yeah.- Then back down to The Firs, which you know.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Yeah.- Yeah, it's a big area. - That's a big area.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26So how long does it take you from start to finish?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Four hours.- Wow.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31He's laughing because there's a big joke in the office,

0:16:31 > 0:16:34they all start singing Sibford Gower takes an hour,

0:16:34 > 0:16:35but it's a load of rubbish.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Stephen, you're the last person to have this board.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42You've been set up quite well by Andy, 52 is not a bad score at all.

0:16:42 > 0:16:4465 or less gets you through.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Do you want to talk us through that board at all?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Unfortunately I can only talk you through one,

0:16:48 > 0:16:51which is the fourth herb mentioned

0:16:51 > 0:16:54in the Simon and Garfunkel song, which is thyme.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Thyme, well, let's see if it's on your side, Stephen.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Thyme. LAUGHTER

0:16:59 > 0:17:03There we go. There is your red line. Can you get below that with thyme?

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Very well done.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Oh, look at that, beautifully judged, Stephen.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Great economising there.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15It takes your total up to 112.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Yeah, very well played. What a tight round that was.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Terrific work, everybody. Yes, so,

0:17:20 > 0:17:23we all know the song, and a couple of the other things mentioned in it

0:17:23 > 0:17:26are also up here. It goes parsley, sage -

0:17:26 > 0:17:29which is the answer to the top one there.

0:17:29 > 0:17:3267 points. Rosemary, which is the answer to the bottom one,

0:17:32 > 0:17:34would scored 258.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36And this last one, it's the best answer on the board.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Tarragon. - Tarragon, with chicken, absolutely.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41That would've scored you 17 points.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Very well done if you said that at home.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46At the end of our first round, the pair we have to send home

0:17:46 > 0:17:48with their high score, Amber and Jordan.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50I can't bear it, you've come back for a second time

0:17:50 > 0:17:52when it's traditional to stay a bit longer,

0:17:52 > 0:17:54and on this occasion I'm afraid we are saying goodbye to you

0:17:54 > 0:17:56at the end of the first round. Far too soon.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57But lovely to have you on.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Thank you so much for playing, Amber and Jordan.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01APPLAUSE

0:18:01 > 0:18:04But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12What about that? We're down to three pairs.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Well done, you've made it through to Round Two.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18But particular well done, Clare and Ailise, fabulous,

0:18:18 > 0:18:19individually the lowest scorers

0:18:19 > 0:18:21and obviously together the lowest scorers,

0:18:21 > 0:18:24so very, very well done. They're clearly the pair to beat.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26But best of luck to all three pairs.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Our category for Round Two today is...

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:18:33 > 0:18:36who's going to go second? And whoever's going first,

0:18:36 > 0:18:37please step up to the podium.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43OK, and the question concerns...

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Richard.- Yes, so many British actors now go over to the States

0:18:51 > 0:18:54and star in US TV series, there's loads and loads of them,

0:18:54 > 0:18:56so we've got a whole round about them.

0:18:56 > 0:18:5716 pictures, we're about to show you,

0:18:57 > 0:19:01all of Brits in US TV dramas where they're playing Americans.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Just need to name one of these actors, please.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05There's going to be 16 in all to have a go at.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07OK, thanks very much. So, as Richard explained,

0:19:07 > 0:19:10we're going to put a picture up with 16 actors on it,

0:19:10 > 0:19:13just throw out a name of somebody who's up there on the board.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15OK, let's reveal the picture. Here it comes.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18There we go.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21There we go.

0:19:21 > 0:19:2416 British actors.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25Now, Andy.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27- Yes.- Who would you like to go for?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Oh, this is just no good for me at all.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31There's one face there I recognise,

0:19:31 > 0:19:33I just can't put a name to it,

0:19:33 > 0:19:35so I'm going to have to do plump for

0:19:35 > 0:19:38probably an obvious answer and say Hugh Laurie.

0:19:38 > 0:19:39Hugh Laurie, says Andy.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Let's see how many of 100 people got Hugh Laurie.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46It's right.

0:19:48 > 0:19:4957, that's not bad.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Not bad.- Could be a lot worse.

0:19:51 > 0:19:5357 for Hugh Laurie.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Yeah, played, of course, Dr House in House.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Fabulous, thank you very much indeed.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Now, Jessica.- Yes.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Have you decided which one you're going to go for?

0:20:02 > 0:20:06There's two. One is obvious and he's quite popular now...

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Well, don't do that one.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09OK.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Oh, Minnie Driver.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Minnie Driver, says Jessica.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Let's see how many of our 100 people spotted Minnie Driver.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Oh.- Who is that?

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Oh. Do you know what?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25I would just assume that she was on there.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28I didn't think... I was thinking, yes, Minnie Driver.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Yes, she's gone on to have a very successful career in the States

0:20:31 > 0:20:34but not on that board, I'm afraid.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35Bad luck, yes.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38An incorrect answer scoring you 100 points there.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Clare.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Yes.- Clare, how are you feeling about this board?

0:20:42 > 0:20:46I know a couple and there's one that I can't remember the name

0:20:46 > 0:20:49and it's really frustrating me, so I can't go for that one.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50I'm going to go for Idris Elba.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Idris Elba, says Clare.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Let's see how many of our 100 people said Idris Elba.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58It's right.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02And you pass 57, our low score.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03This is a new low score.

0:21:03 > 0:21:0527, very well done indeed, Clare.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07APPLAUSE

0:21:09 > 0:21:12That's a good answer, yeah, he played Stringer Bell in The Wire.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14He's the absolute archetypal person

0:21:14 > 0:21:16because he wasn't a big star over here

0:21:16 > 0:21:19and his American accent is so utterly convincing.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Now a huge star over here as well as over there.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Absolutely. Thank you very much indeed.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Well, we're halfway through the round,

0:21:26 > 0:21:27let's take a look at those scores.

0:21:27 > 0:21:3027, that far podium on fire today.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Clare and Ailise looking very strong for the head-to-head at this point.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Then up to 57, where we find Andy and Stephen,

0:21:35 > 0:21:37then up to 100, Jessica and Shailyn.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Shailyn, the round is not over yet,

0:21:39 > 0:21:42so a nice low score from you could easily redeem things.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Let's see what happens.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45We're going to come back down the line now.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Can the second players please step up to podium?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52OK. So, Ailise.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58This is not good for me.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01I'm honestly just going to have to make up a name, I think,

0:22:01 > 0:22:05and hope by some crazy chance that's someone up on the board.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09So I'm going to go with...

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Steve Johnson.

0:22:13 > 0:22:14Steve Johnson.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Brilliant with Minnie Driver in that...

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Anyway, let's see, Steve Johnson, there's your red line.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23I mean, it's not the end of the world if this is wrong.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Let's see what happens when we say Steve Johnson.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30Well, there we are.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Although that scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 127.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Luckily, you were very well set up by Clare

0:22:35 > 0:22:38and you may very easily still be in with a shout there.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Yeah, no Steve Johnson.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42- I bet there must be an actor called Steve Johnson...- Oh, yeah.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45..at home thinking, "I would love to get the call from LA."

0:22:45 > 0:22:48- But, yeah, not on that board. - Not on that board, sadly.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51How come you haven't landed a part in a major US drama?

0:22:51 > 0:22:53- I did a pilot for a US thing. - Did you?- Which is fun.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55You have a sort of pilot season where everyone...

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Did you have to do an American accent?

0:22:57 > 0:22:59No, I was playing an English person.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Oh, really?- Yeah. - Can you do an American accent?

0:23:01 > 0:23:03- I think I can.- Go on, then.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05- Right, I'm going to... - I'm not going to do it now.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07- We'll do a little scene.- OK.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10So I'm going to be an English tourist, OK?

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Yes.- And I'm coming in to the police station.

0:23:13 > 0:23:17I go, "Oh, I'm so sorry, my car has just broken down.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20"I wonder if there's anyone here who can help me."

0:23:20 > 0:23:22OVER-THE-TOP AMERICAN ACCENT: I could help you, sir!

0:23:22 > 0:23:24LAUGHTER

0:23:26 > 0:23:28The trouble is, I think maybe...

0:23:28 > 0:23:30I think maybe I hit someone further down the road.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Wait a minute, sir, we got a whole queue of people waiting here.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35But I just think that someone might be quite badly injured

0:23:35 > 0:23:37- down there...- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Would you deal with this joker while I go and get myself a muffin?

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- What do you say? - He's good, he's good.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44APPLAUSE

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Oh, that was spookily good, wasn't it?

0:23:50 > 0:23:51That was unbelievable.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Oh. The trouble is, when I do Americans,

0:23:54 > 0:23:57I always just keep it very subtle so it's very...

0:23:57 > 0:24:00I always think that's the way to do it, it's the key, don't over...

0:24:00 > 0:24:01Never overdo it.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Thank you very much. Now, Shailyn.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07- Yes.- 26 or less is what we require from you.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09I have absolutely no clue.

0:24:09 > 0:24:14I recognise some faces but I'm going to also have to take a guess.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16And I'm going to go for John Smith.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21John Smith. Well, there is your red line.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23And there is the top of the column.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Let's see what happens when we say John Smith.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Oh.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33I am afraid that's an incorrect answer, scores you 100 points,

0:24:33 > 0:24:35takes up to 200

0:24:35 > 0:24:38but wins you eternal gratitude on the far podium there.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41See, that's the thing with acting,

0:24:41 > 0:24:43because no two people are allowed to have the same name,

0:24:43 > 0:24:45all names are as common as each other.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- This is true.- Aren't they?- Mm.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Thank you very much indeed. Now, Stephen.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52You're the last person to have this board.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53Who would you like to go for?

0:24:53 > 0:24:54No, it's not a good board for me.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56I've not a clue on anyone,

0:24:56 > 0:24:59so I'll just pluck any actress out of the air and say Emma Thompson.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Emma Thompson, OK.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03No red line for you, you're already through,

0:25:03 > 0:25:04which is a bit of a relief.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Let's see what happens when we say Emma Thompson.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Not Emma Thompson, I'm afraid.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 157,

0:25:13 > 0:25:15but you're through anyway.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17That second pass went pretty well, didn't it(?)

0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Yeah!- God, this board's going to take a long time to fill in.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22- Oh.- Some very...

0:25:22 > 0:25:25- Yeah.- I bet you could probably go through this.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28I bet maybe there's two you don't know on that board.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29- But let's try.- So, top left?

0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Alan Cumming.- Alan Cumming, would've scored you seven points.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Next to Hugh Laurie?

0:25:34 > 0:25:38- It's Archie Panjabi from The Good Wife.- Yes.

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Would've scored you four.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41- Next to her...- Damian Lewis. - Damian Lewis.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Would've scored you 17.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Now, the first one on the next row.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46- Dominic West.- Dominic West.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Would've scored you seven.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Next to him? - I can't remember her name.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53She's in The Affair, with Dominic West in fact.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Ruth Wilson.- There we are. - She would've scored you four points.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Next to Ruth Wilson?

0:25:58 > 0:25:59Lovely Natascha McElhone.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Natascha McElhone would've scored you two points.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02- Next to her?- Michael Sheen.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Michael Sheen, 13.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Now, pointless answer for the one on the next row.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08- From Breaking Bad. - From Breaking Bad, yeah.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11- And it's...- I don't know what her name is.- ..Laura Fraser.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Very well done if you said that, pointless answer.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15- Next to Laura Fraser? - Morrissey, David Morrissey.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18The wonderful David Morrissey would've scored you seven points.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21He is in The Walking Dead, as is...

0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Andy Lincoln.- Andrew Lincoln, who would've scored ten points.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25Next to Andrew Lincoln?

0:26:25 > 0:26:29- John Mahoney.- John Mahoney, very famous for being in Frasier.

0:26:29 > 0:26:30British-born, two points for him.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32On the bottom row next to Idris Elba?

0:26:32 > 0:26:34You might not recognise her, Anna Friel.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37- Oh, it's Anna Friel?- Yes. It would've scored you six points.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38A very big name next to Anna Friel.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Only just recognised Martin Freeman.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Martin Freeman, yeah. Would've scored you 19.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44- And next to him?- Is David Harewood.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47David Harewood, who would've scored you one point.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49very well done if you got one of those low scorers.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Very good indeed. Thanks so much, Richard.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52So, at the end of our second round,

0:26:52 > 0:26:55the pair who are heading home with a high score of 200,

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Shailyn and Jessica, I'm afraid it is you.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00We will see you again next time, I'm sure you will go much, much further.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02But it's been great having you on the show, thank you so much.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Shailyn and Jessica.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06APPLAUSE

0:27:06 > 0:27:09But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Well, congratulations, Clare and Ailise, Stephen and Andy,

0:27:16 > 0:27:19you're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play

0:27:19 > 0:27:21for our jackpot, which currently stands at...

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Well, here we are, we've made it to the sunlit uplands

0:27:26 > 0:27:28of the head-to-head, which means you can now confer

0:27:28 > 0:27:30before you give your answers, which is nice.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Well, this is students versus postmen.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Very good. Same planet, different time zone, some might say.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43But, yes, Clare and Ailise, you've been here before,

0:27:43 > 0:27:45you were our golden couple last time.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Stephen and Andy, very best of luck.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50Great to have you here too. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:55 > 0:27:59Here is your first question and it concerns...

0:28:03 > 0:28:04- Richard. - Yeah, not as scary as it sounds.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06We're going to show you five pairs of books now

0:28:06 > 0:28:09and we've missed out numbers from both of their titles.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11All you've got to do is add together

0:28:11 > 0:28:12the numbers we have missed out.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Thank you very much.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Let's our reveal five sets of clues, and here they come.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49I'm going to do that again.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12Clare and Ailise, you will go first because you're our low scorers.

0:29:14 > 0:29:15OK.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18OK, so I think there's only one that we feel confident that we know,

0:29:18 > 0:29:20so we're just going to have to go for that.

0:29:20 > 0:29:24So, we're going for The Three Musketeers and 50 Shades Of Grey,

0:29:24 > 0:29:26adding up to 53.

0:29:26 > 0:29:2953 for the top one, say Clare and Ailise.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Now then, Stephen and Andy.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35Do you want to talk us through the board?

0:29:35 > 0:29:36- That board is all yours.- Not really.

0:29:36 > 0:29:41We know half of a few of them, but we don't know the other half.

0:29:41 > 0:29:42Yeah.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44So I think we're going to go for the third one,

0:29:44 > 0:29:49which is Three Men In A Boat and The 39 Steps, which is 42.

0:29:49 > 0:29:5142, OK.

0:29:51 > 0:29:53So, we have 53 and we have 42.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56Clare and Ailise said 53 - let's see if that's right for the first one,

0:29:56 > 0:29:59let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:30:01 > 0:30:02It's right.

0:30:04 > 0:30:0571.

0:30:05 > 0:30:07APPLAUSE

0:30:08 > 0:30:10Three plus 50 is 53 and it scores you 71.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13There we are. What could be simpler than that?

0:30:13 > 0:30:16Stephen and Andy have gone for 42 for the third one.

0:30:16 > 0:30:20Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said 42.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26And it wins you the point. Well done.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28Look at that, 57.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31Three plus 39 equals 42, scores 57,

0:30:31 > 0:30:36and it means, Stephen and Andy, after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38Yeah, very well played.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41Let's take a look. It's One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

0:30:41 > 0:30:43plus Slaughterhouse Five,

0:30:43 > 0:30:45which is six, which would have scored you 19.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47This is really confusing, isn't it?

0:30:47 > 0:30:50- Do you know this next one?- Erm...

0:30:50 > 0:30:52- The Secret Seven.- Secret Seven.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55And Fahrenheit...

0:30:55 > 0:30:58Oh, it's three. It's Fahrenheit nuh-nuh-nuh.

0:30:58 > 0:30:59- Fahrenheit 451.- 451.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02So, 458 is the answer there.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04It would have scored you 14.

0:31:04 > 0:31:05And this next one is a pointless answer.

0:31:05 > 0:31:09The first one is simply a note that Pittacus Lore left out

0:31:09 > 0:31:11for the postman. It says, "I am number four."

0:31:13 > 0:31:15And it's 12 Red Herrings, so the answer there is 16.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18Very well done if you got that at home, a pointless answer.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20Excellent. Thank you very much indeed.

0:31:20 > 0:31:21Here comes your second question.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24Clare and Ailise, you have to win this one to stay in the game.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27This is your second time here as our low scorers, our golden couple.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29We can't send you home at the end of this round

0:31:29 > 0:31:32without seeing you through to the final.

0:31:32 > 0:31:34But best of luck to both pairs.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36Stephen and Andy get to answer this one first.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38Question two is all about...

0:31:41 > 0:31:44- That's nice.- Yeah, we're going to show you five pictures now

0:31:44 > 0:31:48of cities that ranked in the top ten happiest cities to work in

0:31:48 > 0:31:49in the UK in 2016.

0:31:49 > 0:31:51Can you identify these cities, please?

0:31:51 > 0:31:54OK, let's reveal our five cities and here they come.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27There we are, five happy cities.

0:32:27 > 0:32:30Stephen and Andy, you will go first this time.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34OK, erm...

0:32:34 > 0:32:36Right, well, we think we know a couple, but we're going to go for C.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38We think that's Norwich.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40C, Norwich, say Stephen and Andy.

0:32:40 > 0:32:42Norwich. Now then, Clare and Ailise,

0:32:42 > 0:32:44do you want to talk us through that board?

0:32:45 > 0:32:51Erm... So, we think that A is Birmingham,

0:32:51 > 0:32:54B we think probably Bristol.

0:32:54 > 0:32:55D is London.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58And we're not so sure about E, but it may be Newcastle.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03So we're going to maybe go for Bristol for number B.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05OK, Bristol for B.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08So we have Norwich and we have Bristol.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10Stephen and Andy said Norwich for C.

0:33:10 > 0:33:13Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:33:16 > 0:33:17It's right.

0:33:21 > 0:33:22That's a good answer.

0:33:22 > 0:33:2418 for Norwich.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28I think Bristol's pretty good, though.

0:33:28 > 0:33:3018 for Norwich.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33Meanwhile, Clare and Ailise have gone B - Bristol.

0:33:33 > 0:33:34Let's see if that's right.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bristol for B.

0:33:40 > 0:33:41It is right.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45This is going to be close, I should think.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Oh, look at that! 25 for Bristol.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49APPLAUSE

0:33:49 > 0:33:52Which means very well done, Stephen and Andy.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55After only two questions, you're straight through to the final 2-0.

0:33:55 > 0:33:56Well played, gents, and appropriately,

0:33:56 > 0:34:00Norwich was number one on that list, the best UK city to work in.

0:34:00 > 0:34:03Number two on the list was D, which isn't London.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06They won't thank you for that! It's Liverpool.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09And Liverpool would have scored you 53.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12Number three on the list is Birmingham, which was A.

0:34:13 > 0:34:15They went out on beautiful days to photograph these, didn't they?

0:34:15 > 0:34:1943. Yeah, didn't they? I wonder if Photoshop has been involved somehow.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21I do wonder a little, yes.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23But, yeah, third nicest place to...

0:34:23 > 0:34:25Third happiest UK city to work in.

0:34:25 > 0:34:28E is not Newcastle, it is Nottingham.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30Nottingham. Very well done if you said that at home.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32Ten points, the best answer on the board.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34Wonderful. Thank you very much indeed.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36So the pair leaving us, I'm so sorry,

0:34:36 > 0:34:37at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:34:37 > 0:34:40second time you've been here and I'm afraid

0:34:40 > 0:34:41it's a 2-0 defeat by the postmen.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Oh! We say goodbye to our medics.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46Been lovely having you on the show. Thank you so much for playing.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48Sorry we're sending you home without a trophy, though.

0:34:48 > 0:34:49Clare and Ailise.

0:34:49 > 0:34:51APPLAUSE

0:34:53 > 0:34:56But for Stephen and Andy it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02Congratulations, Stephen and Andy,

0:35:02 > 0:35:04you have fought off all the competition

0:35:04 > 0:35:06and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:12 > 0:35:15You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot and at the end of

0:35:15 > 0:35:19today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,000.

0:35:19 > 0:35:20Well, this is very impressive.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22Apart from anything else, it's very good news

0:35:22 > 0:35:24for people living in the Banbury area,

0:35:24 > 0:35:27because it means their post tomorrow will be delivered

0:35:27 > 0:35:30absolutely at the normal time, no disruption to the service.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33Also, you will note how efficiently they have come in here.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36They've just got the job done, haven't been savaged by any dogs...

0:35:38 > 0:35:40..and are making out with a trophy each,

0:35:40 > 0:35:42which is very exciting indeed. Very well done.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45Anything you'd particularly like to see come up in this last round?

0:35:45 > 0:35:48- Music.- Anything sporty, I think. - Yeah, sport as well, yeah.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51I quite like football. Anything sporty, really.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53OK, best of luck. As always, there are four categories

0:35:53 > 0:35:56that will appear on the board behind me. You just have to hope

0:35:56 > 0:35:58there's something that you aren't too scared of on that board.

0:35:58 > 0:35:59Best of luck.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01Today's selection looks like this.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12- I don't know, Steve.- No. - I don't know any of them.- No.

0:36:12 > 0:36:15Should we give French pop a go? It's the only thing we even

0:36:15 > 0:36:17remotely know anything about.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20- OK, give it a go, yeah. OK, we're going to go for French Pop.- No!

0:36:20 > 0:36:22- French Pop. - LAUGHTER

0:36:22 > 0:36:24You just said, "Shall we go for French Pop?"

0:36:24 > 0:36:26You don't look happy with that, Stephen.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29- Are you all right with that?- No, no, no, sorry, as long as it is about...

0:36:29 > 0:36:31We don't know what it's about, do we?

0:36:31 > 0:36:32It could be champagne, couldn't it?

0:36:32 > 0:36:34LAUGHTER

0:36:35 > 0:36:37Man, we missed a trick there, didn't we?

0:36:37 > 0:36:39- Yeah.- We should have done that.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41Good luck, gents, I wasn't expecting that,

0:36:41 > 0:36:43but here are your three questions.

0:36:43 > 0:36:48We are looking for any UK top 40 single or album by the band Air.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50We are looking for any tracks on Serge Gainsbourg's

0:36:50 > 0:36:54greatest hits album Initials SG, released in 2003.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57Or we are looking for any tracks on the Daft Punk album

0:36:57 > 0:37:01Random Access Memories, please. The original release of that.

0:37:01 > 0:37:05So, top 40 singles or albums by Air, tracks on Initials SG,

0:37:05 > 0:37:07that's the best of Serge Gainsbourg,

0:37:07 > 0:37:10or tracks on Random Access Memories by Daft Punk.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12Very best of luck.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14OK, now, as always, you've got up to one minute

0:37:14 > 0:37:16to come up with three answers and all you need

0:37:16 > 0:37:19to win that jackpot is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22- Are you ready?- Yeah.

0:37:22 > 0:37:25OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:37:25 > 0:37:26There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28OK, so Daft Punk.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31THEY WHISPER

0:37:31 > 0:37:32Was that them?

0:37:32 > 0:37:36No, that wasn't Daft Punk, no. That wasn't Daft Punk. Erm...

0:37:36 > 0:37:38I can't think who it was.

0:37:38 > 0:37:41We're Up All Night To Get Lucky, was that Daft Punk?

0:37:41 > 0:37:42- Yeah?- Give that a go, yeah.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44That's me being really obvious, though,

0:37:44 > 0:37:48so think of something French, Steve.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50- Brie! - Top 40 singles or albums by Air.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52- Brie.- Yeah.- Want to try that?

0:37:52 > 0:37:54- Yeah.- I don't know...

0:37:54 > 0:37:56What else could we try?

0:37:56 > 0:37:57Think of a French city.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00- Saint Etienne. - Saint Etienne, or, yeah...

0:38:00 > 0:38:02That's a football club, isn't it?

0:38:02 > 0:38:06- Lyon or...- Yeah, Lyon.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Can't think of anything else.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10I don't know what else to say, really.

0:38:10 > 0:38:12What are we going to say?

0:38:12 > 0:38:16- One of them called Brie?- Yeah! - THEY LAUGH

0:38:16 > 0:38:19- Ten seconds left. - And the one you said before.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21- Get Lucky, is it?- Get Lucky.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24- And Cherbourg?- Yeah.

0:38:24 > 0:38:25- Yeah?- Yeah, do it, yeah.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28- I don't know. - OK, that is your time up,

0:38:28 > 0:38:29just as you arrive at your answers.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32What about that? So, yes, if you could give me your answers

0:38:32 > 0:38:34and say which category you're answering in.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37The tracks by Daft Punk, I think Get Lucky.

0:38:37 > 0:38:41- Get Lucky.- Singles by Air, we're going to say Cherbourg.

0:38:41 > 0:38:42- Cherbourg.- Yeah.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45And tracks of the Serge Gainsbourg best of album,

0:38:45 > 0:38:46we're going to say Brie.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48LAUGHTER

0:38:48 > 0:38:49Brie, OK. Of the...

0:38:49 > 0:38:50Mais oui!

0:38:52 > 0:38:54- Oh, that's good.- Yeah!

0:38:55 > 0:38:56- I think so.- Of those three,

0:38:56 > 0:38:58which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:58 > 0:39:02Oh, Brie, definitely(!) Yeah, most definitely!

0:39:02 > 0:39:04- Shall we?- Yeah!- Brie goes last.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06Least likely to be pointless?

0:39:06 > 0:39:07Erm... Get Lucky.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10OK, let's put those answers up on the board in that order, then,

0:39:10 > 0:39:11and here they are. We've got...

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Very best of luck. Now... ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:39:20 > 0:39:23I have to ask this question, if you were to win the jackpot...

0:39:25 > 0:39:27..what would you like to spend it on?

0:39:27 > 0:39:28Stephen, you first.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31Well, we're going to play golf soon on our annual holiday,

0:39:31 > 0:39:36so it will just go on a couple of really good nights there, you know.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38- Hit the town. Yeah. - Very good indeed.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41- Andy, anything else you want to add to that?- Similar, really.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44And I might buy some French cheese with it or something.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46Yeah! Quite right.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48Best of luck. Now, your first answer was Get Lucky.

0:39:48 > 0:39:51In this case, we were looking for tracks from the album

0:39:51 > 0:39:53Random Access Memories by Daft Punk.

0:39:53 > 0:39:54Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57For £1,000, is it pointless?

0:39:57 > 0:39:58Get Lucky.

0:40:01 > 0:40:03Well, it's right.

0:40:03 > 0:40:04It just has to be pointless now.

0:40:04 > 0:40:05Down it goes, it Get Lucky.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07Through the 50s, into the 40s.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10Makes it into the 30s and into the 20s.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12Down it goes, still going down. 20, not bad, actually.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14APPLAUSE

0:40:15 > 0:40:17Really not bad.

0:40:19 > 0:40:20Sadly, not a pointless answer,

0:40:20 > 0:40:24which means we now move onto your next answer, which is Cherbourg,

0:40:24 > 0:40:27which I think is still very much within the realms of possibility.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29In this case, we're looking for any UK top 40

0:40:29 > 0:40:31singles or albums by Air.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34Let's find out, for £1,000, is it right, Cherbourg,

0:40:34 > 0:40:36and if it is, is it pointless?

0:40:39 > 0:40:41- No.- No way!

0:40:41 > 0:40:43- Wrong album.- Ah...

0:40:43 > 0:40:45- I'm afraid an incorrect answer... - Ah, that one.

0:40:45 > 0:40:46..which means everything is now riding

0:40:46 > 0:40:51on your third and final answer. I think we've now escaped

0:40:51 > 0:40:53the bonds of possibility, haven't we?

0:40:53 > 0:40:57Brie. We're now looking for tracks on the Initials SG album

0:40:57 > 0:40:58by Serge Gainsbourg. Brie.

0:40:58 > 0:41:01Firstly, it has to be right, then it has to be pointless.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03If it's both of those things, you leave with £1,000.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05How many of our 100 people said Brie?

0:41:09 > 0:41:11Oh, bad luck.

0:41:11 > 0:41:12Bad luck.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Cannot believe it.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19Well, we had one good answer there, but that was...

0:41:19 > 0:41:21I mean, that's a really challenging round.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23Quite niche knowledge, you need there.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26I'm afraid you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer,

0:41:26 > 0:41:28though, unsurprisingly, so I'm afraid you don't win

0:41:28 > 0:41:29today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31That will roll over onto the next show.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34But it's been great having you here, absolutely fantastic.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36So it's a great pleasure to send you away with

0:41:36 > 0:41:39a coveted Pointless trophy each, so very, very well done.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Well earnt, Stephen and Andy.

0:41:41 > 0:41:42APPLAUSE

0:41:46 > 0:41:47Yeah, unlucky, gents. Very well played.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49There is some good news, which is having seen

0:41:49 > 0:41:52your two incorrect answers, a film producer's been in touch

0:41:52 > 0:41:55and wants to make a movie of this jackpot round called the...

0:41:55 > 0:41:58He's going to call it The Postman Always Wrongs Twice.

0:41:59 > 0:42:03Let's take a little look at the pointless answers, shall we?

0:42:03 > 0:42:06If you don't know Air, I think you'd rather like them.

0:42:06 > 0:42:07They're a fantastic band.

0:42:07 > 0:42:0910,000 Hz Legend, the album.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11All I Need, lovely track.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13Kelly Watch The Stars, a pointless answer.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15Number two album, Talkie Walkie.

0:42:15 > 0:42:19Also could have had Alpha Beta Gaga, Le Voyage Dans La Lune, Love 2,

0:42:19 > 0:42:21Playground Love, Pocket Symphony, Premiers Symptomes,

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Radio #1 and The Virgin Suicides. All of those were pointless answers.

0:42:24 > 0:42:25Well done if you said one there.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Serge Gainsbourg now.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30There's only three answers on that album that scored any points at all,

0:42:30 > 0:42:32which were Bonnie And Clyde, L'anamour

0:42:32 > 0:42:34and unsurprisingly Je T'aime as well.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Everything else on the album, including these,

0:42:36 > 0:42:38was a pointless answer.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40And Random Access Memories by Daft Punk,

0:42:40 > 0:42:42again, which is an amazing album.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45You could have had Fragments Of Time, Give Life Back To Music,

0:42:45 > 0:42:47Lose Yourself To Dance, Motherboard.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50You could have had Beyond, Contact, The Game Of Love, Touch and Within.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52Very well done if you got any of those at home.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55Thanks very much indeed, Richard, and thank you, Stephen and Andy.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57Great to have you on the show. I'm afraid they didn't win

0:42:57 > 0:43:00our jackpot today, which means it rolls over onto the next show

0:43:00 > 0:43:03when we will be playing for £2,000.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Join us then to see if someone can win it.

0:43:08 > 0:43:09Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.