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0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and welcome

0:00:24 > 0:00:27to Pointless. This is the show where all the questions have been asked

0:00:27 > 0:00:30to 100 people before the show. All our contestants have to do is

0:00:30 > 0:00:33come up with the answers that no-one else could think of.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Let's meet today's players.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39And couple number one.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41My name is Rani. I'm from Coventry.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43This is my friend, Ange, from Bradford.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- Couple number two. - Hi, I'm Pauline.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49This is my husband Hugh, and we live in Kennington in London.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Couple number three. - Hi, my name is Suleiman.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54This is my friend, David, and we're both from London.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55And finally, couple number four.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Hi, my name is Lyn. I come from Sunnybrow in County Durham.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01And Kenny is from Spenny in County Durham.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03And these are today's contestants.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Thank you very much indeed. Lovely to have you all here.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11We'll get to chat to each of you throughout the show as it

0:01:11 > 0:01:14goes along. So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Haters gonna hate that this complicator is gonna complicate,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21then simplify!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23It's my Pointless friend, it's R... XANDER LAUGHS

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Hello! Hi, everybody.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Good afternoon.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Goodness me.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31What range you have as an actor.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- I know. - That was amazing.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Thank you. - That was really good stuff.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- I think a lot of people will have enjoyed that.- Do you think?

0:01:37 > 0:01:40I think the Royal Shakespeare Company might be in touch,

0:01:40 > 0:01:42for all ye know.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45That was very good. Now, two couples returning from the last show.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Neither of them got through to the head-to-head,

0:01:47 > 0:01:49but they're both quite good, I think. Kenny and Lyn

0:01:49 > 0:01:52up there on podium four, got knocked out in the first round.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Lyn was unfortunate, I think, in Round One.- Yeah.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57And I think Pauline was very unfortunate in Round Two.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Pauline and Hugh will be quite hard to beat.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Two shows in a row we've had postmen in the final.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06What is that all about? I don't know if any of our contestants today is a

0:02:06 > 0:02:09postman, but if they are, suddenly things are looking up.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11I would doubt it.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Surely, someone's got to be delivering letters today?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Yeah, exactly that. - Yep.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19The first round today sounds like it's going to be terrifying.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20It's kind of OK.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23So when you see it and you think, "Oh, my goodness" - you'll be fine.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26You'll be fine. But it sounds terrifying.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Thank you very much indeed. Hannah and Jason won the jackpot last time,

0:02:29 > 0:02:32which is exciting. But that means we start off today with a jackpot

0:02:32 > 0:02:36of £1,000. OK, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43So remember this -

0:02:43 > 0:02:45the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:02:45 > 0:02:48will be eliminated. That is the only thing you have to remember.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Keep your scores low. Our first category today...

0:02:52 > 0:02:55is Language and Literature.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Can you all decide in your pairs, who's going to go first,

0:02:57 > 0:02:58who's going to go second?

0:02:58 > 0:03:01And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08OK. And the question concerns...

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Shakespeare plays in French.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- There you go. Richard.- That does sound quite scary, doesn't it?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18You'll be fine. I think you'll be OK.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21On each board, we'll show you seven titles of Shakespeare's plays

0:03:21 > 0:03:25in French. You need to give us the usual English title for these plays,

0:03:25 > 0:03:27please. There will be 14 in all for you to have a go at at home.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Very best of luck to us all.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Yes, indeed. So we are looking for these Shakespeare plays but we have

0:03:34 > 0:03:38put them up here in French. What are they in their original English?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54I'll read those a second time.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10There we are. Now, Ange, welcome to Pointless.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Thank you.- Lovely to have you here. What do you do, Ange?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14I work with data.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Not the character from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Oh, that's a shame! I was going to say.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21What are your hobbies, Ange, when the data is done?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24When the data is done, I like to read.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27I like to try and ride on empty public transport.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29I commute every day on the Central Line,

0:04:29 > 0:04:32so I try to get on empty carriages on the Central Line,

0:04:32 > 0:04:33which is a challenge.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35What time of day do you travel at?

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Normal times. I travel at 8:15, 5:30.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- And you find an empty carriage? - Yeah, sometimes. Yeah.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- It's a challenge. - It IS a challenge.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- It is a challenge! - There we are.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48OK, Ange. Let's go to the board. How are you feeling

0:04:48 > 0:04:50about these Shakespeare plays with French titles?

0:04:50 > 0:04:54I think I know a couple, but I think the ones I know are really obvious.

0:04:54 > 0:05:00So, I will go for All's Well That Ends Well.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02All's Well That Ends Well. Fourth one down.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Fourth one down, tout est bien. Let's see. Is that right?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08All's Well That Ends Well. How many of our 100 people said it?

0:05:11 > 0:05:12It's right.

0:05:17 > 0:05:1931. APPLAUSE

0:05:19 > 0:05:22For All's Well That Ends Well. Good score to get us going.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24That is a nice start. Not quite a tragedy, not quite a comedy,

0:05:24 > 0:05:27they call those the problem plays.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Thank you. Now, Hugh. - Hello.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Hugh, welcome back to Pointless.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Remind us what you do, Hugh? - I'm a nonexecutive director.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35- Which is just lovely. - Yes.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- You work sort of part-time? - Part-time, that's right.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41You swan in every so often just for meetings.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- But when you do work, it's very real work. Serious work.- Oh, I'm sure.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I'm sure. Do you reckon you have about half your time to yourself?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48About half my time, yes.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51That's quite nice. And you fill it doing rather fun things like what?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54When we both stopped our full-time jobs, we took a gap year.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56What we called our long overdue gap year,

0:05:56 > 0:05:59because we didn't have one when we first started working.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Yeah.- And we went travelling, which was very nice.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02How fantastic. Where did you go?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04We went to Scotland quite a lot.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Wow! One day I long to go there.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09That's right. The Outer Hebrides. The Isle of Harris and Lewis.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11How lovely. And you were there for a sort of big, prolonged time?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Yeah, just on a beach in a beautiful place, really lovely,

0:06:14 > 0:06:17swimming in the sea and walking - absolutely beautiful.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Very good. OK, now Hugh, Shakespeare in French.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Are there any on this board that you're not sure of?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26There are one or two I don't know, but I'm going to go for

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Much Ado About Nothing, Beaucoup De Bruit Pour Rien.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Beaucoup De Bruit. OK, let's see if that's right.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Let's see how many of our 100 people said Much Ado About Nothing.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39- That took a long time! - It's right.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Now, 31 is our only score at this point,

0:06:42 > 0:06:44and you pass it. Look at that.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47There we are. Look at that. 15. Good work, Hugh.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49APPLAUSE

0:06:49 > 0:06:51One of Shakespeare's most frequently performed comedies.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- It's actually the sort of round that makes you feel quite clever.- Yeah.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58When you can work them out. "I can do French AND Shakespeare!"

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Yeah! Thank you very much, Richard.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Suleiman.- Hi.- Welcome to Pointless. Good to have you here.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- What do you do, Suleiman? - I'm a postman.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I'm not, really!

0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Oh, for a second there! - Sadly, the less glamorous answer is

0:07:12 > 0:07:14that I'm an IT consultant and project manager.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- But fun? - Not really, no.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Oh, it's great being the white knight who comes riding to

0:07:19 > 0:07:21people's rescue when things go wrong.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Occasionally. - Yeah, that's nice.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Everybody sees Suleiman and thinks, "Thank goodness, Suleiman's here,

0:07:26 > 0:07:29"he can sort it out." What else do you like doing?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Well, we're not doing an awful lot at the moment because we are in the

0:07:31 > 0:07:35middle of buying our first house. So not a lot of spare time, really.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Have you decided which house it is you want to buy?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Yeah, it's all going through. - It is all going through. Phew!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- What a relief.- Absolutely. But other than that, we like to travel.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45We have a four-year-old daughter. We spend a lot of time with her.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Lovely.- She is probably the most well travelled four-year-old

0:07:48 > 0:07:51that we know, really. We go off on long weekend breaks around Europe

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- an awful lot.- Very good. What's your daughter called?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Anisa.- Hi, Anisa. I'm assuming she's watching?- She loves the show.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- She absolutely loves it. - OK. Very good.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01My sister-in-law is an Anisa.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Aw, that's nice. - There you go.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07And if she has children, you might have a nephew and a niece-a.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08POLITE LAUGHTER

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Oh, thank you. Now, Suleiman, what would you like to go for?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14I'm going to go with the penultimate one.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16I will say The Merry Wives Of Windsor.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19OK, Les Joyeuses Epouses De Windsor.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people went

0:08:22 > 0:08:24for The Merry Wives Of Windsor.

0:08:29 > 0:08:3131 the highest score still.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Ooh, 47. APPLAUSE

0:08:33 > 0:08:36There is no disguising that Windsor, is there?

0:08:36 > 0:08:40- 47 for the Merry Wives. - Yes, a big clue in the Windsor.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- That's the problem there. - Thank you, Richard.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Now then, Lyn, welcome back to Pointless.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Yes, a very unfortunate early exit for you in the first round

0:08:49 > 0:08:52last time. We'll see no more of that, I'm sure.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Now, remind us what you like getting up to, Lyn.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I do a lot of cooking, a lot of eating,

0:08:58 > 0:09:00and a fair amount of slimming.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02What sort of cooking do you like to do?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Anything and everything.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Do you have a favourite thing?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- I love Italian food. Anything Italian.- Anything Italian.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13So if you were cooking Italian, what would you do?

0:09:13 > 0:09:18Spaghetti carbonara, or chicken with garlic.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Chicken with garlic. Oh, the acme of Italian food there!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24How fabulous. Now then, Lyn,

0:09:24 > 0:09:27how did you and Kenny decide to come on the show?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Who came up with the thought that you should...?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31It was me. I'd been asking him for months and months, and he kept

0:09:31 > 0:09:33saying, "No, no, not going on, don't know anything."

0:09:33 > 0:09:37So we went out on New Year's Eve and I got him drunk and he said yes.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40That's how I ended up being on the show as well!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42OK, now, Lyn, this board is all yours.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44If you wanted to, you could talk us through it.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49I know the top one and the bottom one.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51I'm not too sure about the other two.

0:09:51 > 0:09:57The Comedy Of Errors. I think the second one is King John.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01I'm not sure about the next one.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04I think it's possibly The Night Of Kings.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06And The Merchant Of Venice.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09It's going to have to be either the top or the bottom one.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- The Comedy Of Errors.- You're going to go for The Comedy Of Errors.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15OK, Let's see how many of our 100 people said The Comedy Of Errors.

0:10:20 > 0:10:2676 for The Comedy Of Errors. APPLAUSE

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Yeah, a big scorer there.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30You might have taken the risk and gone for Le Roi Jean.

0:10:30 > 0:10:35It is King John. That would have scored you 21 points.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38The Merchant Of Venice would not have done you any favours either.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41That would have scored you 80 points, even more.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Now, that IS The Night Of Kings, that's how you would translate it.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- But the Night of Kings is another name for...?- I have a feeling...

0:10:46 > 0:10:49The night there, I think this is the play that you and I did for O-level.

0:10:49 > 0:10:53- Exactly right. - It is Twelfth Night.- Twelfth Night.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- It is.- The Night Of Kings. That would have scored 4 points.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58- OK, thank you. - Pleasure.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00We're halfway through the round, let's look of the scores.

0:11:00 > 0:11:0315, very well done, Hugh, that is the best score of that pass

0:11:03 > 0:11:06by a bit. Hugh and Pauline, I think we will see you in Round Two.

0:11:06 > 0:11:1031, Ange and Rani, well done. 47, Suleiman and David.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Now 76, Lyn and Kenny.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14That is quite high.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16So Kenny, you have the pick of the next board,

0:11:16 > 0:11:19so make sure you find a nice low-scoring one. Good luck.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21We are going to come back down the line now.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:11:26 > 0:11:30OK, let's put seven more Shakespeare plays up in French on the board.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Here they are.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45I will read those one last time.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Now, Kenny. Remind us what you do. - I'm a civil servant.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03A civil servant, that's right. Based up there in Spenny.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- What do you like getting up to? - I also like cooking.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08One of my favourite dishes is by Nigella Lawson.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10And she does a chicken and chorizo dish.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13It's always a good stalwart if you have about half an hour to spare.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17Chicken chorizo, put it in the oven, half an hour, it's done.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20That's delicious. But also, a keen gardener, we discovered?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23I love gardening. One of the things that I like the most is when you can

0:12:23 > 0:12:26go outside into your garden, and get your own herbs and potatoes

0:12:26 > 0:12:28and your own plants that you've grown,

0:12:28 > 0:12:30and then go back into the kitchen and cook them fresh.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Mm. How delicious. My mouth is now watering.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Now, Kenny, what would you like to go for?

0:12:34 > 0:12:38- A nice low score is what we need. - This is not a good board for me.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40The only one I know is The Tempest.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- The top one. - OK, The Tempest, says Kenny.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48There is no red line for you - you're the high-scorers.

0:12:52 > 0:12:5577. 77. APPLAUSE

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Well, I'll say this, you and Lyn - lovely grouping there.

0:12:58 > 0:13:0077. 153 is your total.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Yeah, the play opens with a storm raised by Prospero.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Thank you, Richard. Now, David.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Kenny and Lyn have done you all a tremendous service,

0:13:09 > 0:13:12at huge cost to themselves.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14They have taken one for the team here, you might say.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16They will be leaving at the end of this round,

0:13:16 > 0:13:18which means everyone left will be going through.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20However, we still need answers.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22David, what do you do?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24- I'm an IT trainer. - An IT trainer.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Do you and Suleiman work together? - We used to work together.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29I see. And who left who?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- He left first and I left second, I guess.- We both left.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34That's nice. Still friends. Did you meet working together?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Yes. - Very good.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39And what sort of things do you get up to when you're not training?

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Travel. I was going to say languages,

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- but now that would make me look a bit foolish!- Yeah!

0:13:43 > 0:13:46But travel, definitely. And I've discovered baking recently.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Brownies, specifically. - Brownies!

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- I have some time now.- Is there a particular recipe for brownies

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- you like to follow? - Just from some website.

0:13:53 > 0:13:58Who cares? A brownie is a brownie, really. Mm!

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Now, David, what would you like to go for?

0:14:00 > 0:14:02This is not a very good board,

0:14:02 > 0:14:04but I'm going to go for the penultimate one,

0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Measure For Measure. - Measure For Measure says David.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08No red line - you're already through.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Let's see how many of our 100 people said Measure For Measure.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14It's right.

0:14:16 > 0:14:2250. 97 is your total. APPLAUSE

0:14:22 > 0:14:25It's quite a low score for that, I would say.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Mesure Pour Mesure. That's almost identical to the name of the play!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30LAUGHTER

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Thank you very much indeed. Now, Pauline.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Again, you are already through, which is good news.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Remind us what you do. - I am a solicitor.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- I specialise in employment law. - Right you are. Part-time again.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Indeed. - Which is very good.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47So, are you good at making sure that half the time that you are available

0:14:47 > 0:14:50coincides? Or do you sometimes find that you have got all this time off

0:14:50 > 0:14:52and Hugh is off doing his nonexecutive directing?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55It can be tricky, but we've been pretty lucky so far.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59OK. Very good. And what do you like getting up to, Pauline?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Well, we like a lot of sporting things, wild swimming, tennis...

0:15:02 > 0:15:06Let's just go right back to wild swimming, Pauline.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Where do you wild swim?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Well, in London it's kind of like the Serpentine.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11So it's perhaps not quite so wild.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- But in Scotland we have done Loch Ness, which is very cold.- Very nice.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16We've done swimming when we were in Brazil and Argentina.

0:15:16 > 0:15:21- We did a lot of swimming in the lakes and rivers there.- OK.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Now, Pauline, it doesn't matter what you score here, which is nice,

0:15:24 > 0:15:26but I suspect you've got a good answer.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28I'm going to go for the third one down and Love's Labour Lost.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Love's Labour Lost, says Pauline.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Let's see how many of one of our 100 people said it.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36No red line again, cos you're already through.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Look at that. 18. Very well done indeed.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Taking your total up to 33. APPLAUSE

0:15:46 > 0:15:49I suspect the lowest total of the round.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52And at the start of that, the king and his three companions take

0:15:52 > 0:15:54three years for self-improvement.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57They take, essentially, a very, very long gap year.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00But I think they went as far as Scotland, which is crazy.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Can you imagine?! Long way.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Long way. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Now, Rani. Welcome to Pointless.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Good to have you here. What do you do, Rani?

0:16:08 > 0:16:11I'm an IT business analyst.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13IT! We've gone from postmen to IT.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- An IT what analyst? - Business.- Oh, really?

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- OK.- Yeah. What does that actually mean?

0:16:19 > 0:16:23I try and understand what business requirements are,

0:16:23 > 0:16:26- so I can then communicate them to technical people.- Oh, I see.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29So you're the liaison between the IT specialists themselves,

0:16:29 > 0:16:33podium three, and business, podium two.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Laymans. I don't know why I pointed at you.

0:16:35 > 0:16:39Laymen?

0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Yeah, I would call you that. - Did she call us laymen?

0:16:42 > 0:16:46- Yeah. She called you a layman. Not me. She didn't point at me.- No.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Layman, no, you're quite right. I know absolutely nothing.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Not just about IT, either.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Now, Rani, you're on 31.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55- You're through. It doesn't matter. - Thank God.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57It's fine. But this board is all yours.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Wouldn't it be fun to go through it and fill in all the blanks?

0:16:59 > 0:17:02I don't like Shakespeare, and I don't like French.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05The first board was OK because I could have guessed some of those.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09I'm just going to go for the fifth one down -

0:17:09 > 0:17:12The Two Gentlemen Of Verone. Verona!

0:17:12 > 0:17:13The Two Gentlemen Of Verona,

0:17:13 > 0:17:15correcting yourself at the last minute there!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17The Two Gentlemen Of Verona.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Let's see if The Two Gentlemen Of Verona is right.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22No red line, you're already through.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26It is The Two Gentlemen Of Verona.

0:17:30 > 0:17:3441. 72 is your total. APPLAUSE

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Yeah, well done. They both fall in love with the same person,

0:17:36 > 0:17:39of course, and complications ensue.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Quite difficult, some of these last ones.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44The bottom one, hiver - if you know your French...

0:17:44 > 0:17:45- The Winter's Tale. - The Winter's Tale.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48That would have scored you 18. And the second one down...

0:17:48 > 0:17:50- As You Like It. - As You Like It.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Now, that would have scored you 17.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55But this last one is the best answer on the board.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Again, it's... You've got to guess, but The Taming Of The Shrew, surely,

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- with "la sauvage". - It is The Taming Of The Shrew.

0:18:01 > 0:18:02That would have scored you 1 point,

0:18:02 > 0:18:04so very well done if you said that at home.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Thank you very much, Richard.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08So, at the end of our first round, the pair we have to send home,

0:18:08 > 0:18:12with a high score of 153, oh, Kenny and Lyn, I'm so sorry.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15I'm sorry. Had things fallen differently,

0:18:15 > 0:18:17you could easily have been through right the way to the final.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20We've just given you two tough first rounds, I'm afraid.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22We haven't seen nearly enough of you.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24It's been lovely having you on. Thank you so much, Ken and Lynney...

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Ken and Lynney?! Kenny and Lyn!

0:18:29 > 0:18:33But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39And so suddenly we are down to three pairs.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42At the end of this round, we'll be down to two pairs.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Well, Pauline and Hugh, very well done.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Two lovely low-scoring answers there,

0:18:46 > 0:18:50and the lowest total score of the round. But well done, everyone.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52We made it through Shakespeare in French.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Phew! Our category for Round Two today

0:18:55 > 0:18:57is Pop Music.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58Can you all decide on your pairs

0:18:58 > 0:19:00who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:19:00 > 0:19:03And whoever's going first, please, step up to the podium.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08OK, let's find out what the question is.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:19:17 > 0:19:18..as they could.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Acts that had a bestselling top 40 single in 2015.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Richard.- Yeah, we're looking for any act or artist who released

0:19:24 > 0:19:27one of the 40 bestselling singles of the year in 2015.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30If they were a featured artist, they're allowed as well,

0:19:30 > 0:19:31so long as they're named on the track.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34So any of the artists or acts who released any of the 40

0:19:34 > 0:19:36top selling singles of the year.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Best of luck.- Thanks very much.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Now then, Rani.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43What would you like to go for?

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Um...

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I'm going to say...

0:19:48 > 0:19:49..One Direction?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52One Direction, says Rani.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02No. I'm afraid not One Direction,

0:20:02 > 0:20:04scoring you 100 points there.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Yeah, you'd have thought so, wouldn't you?

0:20:06 > 0:20:08- I suspect that might not be the last 100.- No...

0:20:08 > 0:20:10..in this round, would be my guess.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12No, indeed.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16Now, Hugh. Ah, it's like a dream come true for you, isn't it, Hugh?

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Absolutely.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21I have got an answer. It's Ellie Goulding.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Ellie Goulding, says Hugh.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people

0:20:25 > 0:20:26said it if it is.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30It's right.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35What a relief! Good answer.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Absolutely right. Look at that, seven.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Good answer, Hugh.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40Seven for Ellie Goulding.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45Well played, Hugh. Love Me Like You Do was the fourth best selling

0:20:45 > 0:20:47- single of 2015. - Thanks very much, Richard.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Now, David.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51I'm going to go with Taylor Swift.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Taylor Swift, says David.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Let's see how many of our 100 people said Taylor Swift.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Oh!

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Oh, I'm afraid an incorrect answer,

0:21:02 > 0:21:04scores you 100 points.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Yeah, there's some big names not on the list.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07- There are.- Who's ON the list?

0:21:07 > 0:21:09- Who?- That's the question.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Actually, who's on the list? - No, I'll say at the end.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14- OK.- That's probably the best way of doing it.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Thanks very much. We're halfway through the round.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Let's look at the scores. Seven, the best of that pass.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Very well done, Hugh and Pauline.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24I think the head-to-head beckons because we then travel up to 100,

0:21:24 > 0:21:26where we find David and Suleiman and Rani and Ange.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Very best of luck. We'll come back down the line now.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36So, Suleiman, we're looking for any artist or group

0:21:36 > 0:21:39who had one of the top 40 bestselling singles

0:21:39 > 0:21:42of 2015 in the UK.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43OK, not a good one for me

0:21:43 > 0:21:46but I'm going to go with Daft Punk.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Daft Punk, says Suleiman.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50No red line. You're joint high-scorers.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Let's see how far down the column we get with Daft Punk.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57Oh!

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Bad luck, Suleiman.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01That is 200.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02But the round is not over yet.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Yeah, that's a couple of years before, really,

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Suleiman, I'm afraid.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10You never know, might even have a monks of lockdown situation here.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12We might. We might just.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16Can you imagine? And the monks will be singing the hits of 2015 as they

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- come on. They'll be chanting them. - Oh, wouldn't that be amazing?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Yeah.- Now, Pauline, what would you like to go for?

0:22:21 > 0:22:23It doesn't matter what you score, you're through.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26That is good news. I think I'm going to go for Ed Sheeran.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Ed Sheeran, says Pauline.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31There we are. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32No red line, as you're already through.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43Look at that! Great, 11.

0:22:43 > 0:22:44Very well done indeed.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Brings your total up to 18.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Thinking Out Loud, Photograph AND Bloodstream -

0:22:50 > 0:22:54three tracks in the top 40 bestselling singles of the year.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55OK, this is exciting.

0:22:55 > 0:23:00Now, Ange, your target is 99.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03- OK.- 99 or less gets you into the head-to-head.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Have you got a good answer?

0:23:06 > 0:23:09I don't know if it's good. I've got an answer.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Good answer.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12What are you going to go for?

0:23:12 > 0:23:14I'm going to go for Wiz Khalifa.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Wiz Khalifa. Here is your red line.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19First time we've had a red line for a long time.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20There we are, Wiz Khalifa.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Will you get below that red line with Wiz Khalifa?

0:23:22 > 0:23:24How many of our 100 people said it?

0:23:26 > 0:23:29It's right! Very well done indeed, Ange.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30You can stand down the monks.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36And down to two, Ange!

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Not only that, but the best score of the round.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Takes your total up to 102.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Very well done. - That's a great answer, yeah.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45See You Again was the fifth biggest selling record of the year

0:23:45 > 0:23:48from Wiz Khalifa. Lots of pointless answers here.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Let's take a look at a few of them.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Demi Lovato with Up.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Diplo, Where Are You Now?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Fetty Wap, our favourite, a pointless answer.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Major Lazer, Maroon 5, Skrillex.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Tinie Tempah, Tyga, Walk The Moon, who did Shut Up And Dance.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07You also could have had OMI, who did Cheerleader,

0:24:07 > 0:24:11DJ Snake, Galantis, Kygo, Disciples. Lots of pointless answers there.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13We'll take a look at the top three answers,

0:24:13 > 0:24:15the ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Rihanna, 17 points.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Justin Bieber, who had four tracks in that top 40 bestselling

0:24:21 > 0:24:23singles of 2015, 28,

0:24:23 > 0:24:26and Adele, as always on these rounds, is at the top with 58.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Love that Adele is now just always at the top of things.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32She's the Manchester United of music,

0:24:32 > 0:24:34which she, I suspect, would not thank us for.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Well, we're at the end of our second round and I am sorry to say,

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Suleiman and David, this is the point we say goodbye to you

0:24:41 > 0:24:44but we get to see you again next time.

0:24:44 > 0:24:45We're looking forward to that already.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49But meantime, thanks very much for playing, Suleiman and David.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Well, congratulations Pauline and Hugh, Ange and Rani,

0:25:02 > 0:25:05you're now one step closer to the final and the chance to play

0:25:05 > 0:25:08for our jackpot which currently stands at £1,000.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Well, we're here at the head-to-head which means you can now confer

0:25:12 > 0:25:14before you give your answers and the first pair to win two questions

0:25:14 > 0:25:16will be playing for that jackpot.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17Well, Pauline and Hugh,

0:25:17 > 0:25:20it was Round Two last time we saw you leave.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Slightly unfortunately, I'd say.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25A bit too early. But here we are, vindication.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Our low scorers in this round, but also, Ange and Rani,

0:25:28 > 0:25:30we had lovely low scoring from you.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34Wiz Khalifa there, Ange, in the last round, particularly impressive.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36But I think it's just going to be very close.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Hugh and Pauline have been very good but so have you individually,

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Ange and Rani. Best of luck to both pairs.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Let's play the head-to-head.

0:25:48 > 0:25:53Here is your first question and it concerns...

0:25:55 > 0:25:58- Richard?- We're going to show you five pictures now of famous people

0:25:58 > 0:26:01called Bradley. Can you tell us their full names please?

0:26:01 > 0:26:05OK, thank you. Let's reveal our five Bradleys and here they come.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06We have...

0:26:28 > 0:26:29SOME LAUGHTER

0:26:32 > 0:26:35There we go, five famous Bradleys.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39Pauline and Hugh, you will go first, you're our low scorers.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42Which one?

0:26:42 > 0:26:44- E?- Yeah.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48- We know his name, don't we? Do you? - He was on just then, wasn't he?

0:26:48 > 0:26:50- Yeah. What was his name? - Yeah, I know the name.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54OK, we're going to go for E, Bradley Walsh.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56E, Bradley Walsh, say Pauline and Hugh.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Now, Ange and Rani, that board is all yours.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Talk us through the Bradleys.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03We know A and B, don't we?

0:27:03 > 0:27:05A is Bradley Cooper.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08B is Brad Pitt and we knew Bradley Walsh.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11- I don't know C or D. - I don't know C or D either.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14- So shall we go with Bradley Cooper? - Yeah, Bradley Cooper, A.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16OK, A, Bradley Cooper.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18So we have Bradleys Cooper and Walsh.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20But not in that order.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Pauline and Hugh went for Bradley Walsh.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Let's see if that's right for E

0:27:23 > 0:27:26and let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28INDISTINCT

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Oh, a very popular Bradley there.

0:27:33 > 0:27:3474.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40Ange and Rani meanwhile have gone for Bradley Cooper for A.

0:27:40 > 0:27:41Let's see if that's right,

0:27:41 > 0:27:43let's see how many of our 100 people went for that.

0:27:47 > 0:27:48It's right.

0:27:48 > 0:27:49And it wins you the point.

0:27:49 > 0:27:50Very well done.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55That's a good answer. 29 for Bradley Cooper.

0:27:55 > 0:27:58Which means, Ange and Rani, after one question, you're up 1-0.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01Very well done. I'll tell you what, not only did Bradley Walsh

0:28:01 > 0:28:03beat Bradley Cooper, he also beat Brad Pitt.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06He's going to be unbearable.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Brad Pitt would have scored you 68 points.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11We love Bradley very, very much

0:28:11 > 0:28:13but I'm not going to tell him he beat Brad Pitt.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15I don't think I could handle it.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17I think I might tell him he was a pointless answer.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19OK, we'll go with that, he was a pointless answer.

0:28:19 > 0:28:22No-one recognises him. It was a really good picture of you

0:28:22 > 0:28:24and everything, Brad. Everyone was going, "Who's that guy?

0:28:24 > 0:28:26"It's some..." Yeah, it's weird.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29Now, D,

0:28:29 > 0:28:30that is Bradley Wiggins.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33He would have scored you 49.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36And C, if you know your Moto GP,

0:28:36 > 0:28:37you'll know this one.

0:28:37 > 0:28:38Bradley Smith.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40Very well done if you said that.

0:28:40 > 0:28:41A pointless answer.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44Thank you very much, Richard. So, here comes your second question.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47Ange and Rani, you get to answer it first but, Pauline and Hugh,

0:28:47 > 0:28:48you have to win to stay in the game.

0:28:48 > 0:28:52So, good luck. Our second question today is all about...

0:28:54 > 0:28:58- Richard?- Five clues now to facts about the county of Surrey.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01Let's reveal our five Surrey clues, and here they come.

0:29:22 > 0:29:23Let me read those again.

0:29:39 > 0:29:42There we are. Ange and Rani will go first.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45THEY CONFER

0:29:45 > 0:29:48I know the third one but I can't remember...

0:29:48 > 0:29:50THEY CONFER

0:29:51 > 0:29:53Yeah, let's go for that.

0:29:53 > 0:29:54We're going to go for the town

0:29:54 > 0:29:57that serves as the county's administrative centre

0:29:57 > 0:29:58is Guildford.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01Guildford, say Ange and Rani.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04Now then, Pauline and Hugh, talk us through that board.

0:30:04 > 0:30:08Well, the Premier League football team is Chelsea.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11The cricket ground is the Oval.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13The charter is the Magna Carta.

0:30:15 > 0:30:20I thought maybe the town's Cathedral was Guildford but we were confused

0:30:20 > 0:30:23about whether Guildford was the administrative centre or not.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26So, what are we going to go for?

0:30:26 > 0:30:27THEY CONFER

0:30:27 > 0:30:29We'll go the second one, the Oval.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31OK, the Oval. So, we have Guildford

0:30:31 > 0:30:34for the administrative centre and the Oval.

0:30:34 > 0:30:37Ange and Rani said Guildford was the administrative centre.

0:30:37 > 0:30:39Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:30:39 > 0:30:40Let's see if it's right.

0:30:43 > 0:30:44No.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46It is not right.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48Guildford is not the administrative centre.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51Pauline and Hugh, all you have to be is right with the Oval

0:30:51 > 0:30:52and you will win this point.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00You are right and you do win the point, very well done indeed.

0:31:00 > 0:31:01Down that goes.

0:31:01 > 0:31:0339.

0:31:03 > 0:31:06But chiefly, it was right, which means, Pauline and Hugh,

0:31:06 > 0:31:09you're back in the game. After two questions, it's 1-1.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Yeah, and Guildford is a correct answer to the question that you

0:31:11 > 0:31:13thought it was a correct answer to,

0:31:13 > 0:31:15which is the cathedral featured in The Omen.

0:31:15 > 0:31:1618 points for that.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19The town that serves as the administrative centre...

0:31:19 > 0:31:23- Kingston.- Kingston upon Thames. That would have scored you two points.

0:31:23 > 0:31:24You're right about the other two.

0:31:24 > 0:31:28The British charter is the Magna Carta, a big scorer for that, 55.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31And it's Chelsea's ground, Cobham.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33That's quite a good score, 12 points for that.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Kingston upon Thames, the best scorer.

0:31:35 > 0:31:38Thank you very much indeed. Here comes your third question.

0:31:38 > 0:31:39Whoever wins this one goes through

0:31:39 > 0:31:42to the final and plays for that jackpot. Best of luck to both pairs.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44Our third question today is all about...

0:31:47 > 0:31:50- Richard?- We're going to show you the names of five deadly plants but

0:31:50 > 0:31:51we've removed alternate letters.

0:31:51 > 0:31:54Can you fill in those gaps? Whoever gives us the best answer

0:31:54 > 0:31:56is going through to play for that jackpot, so best of luck.

0:31:56 > 0:32:00OK, let's reveal our five mixed up deadly plants, and here they are.

0:32:10 > 0:32:12I'll read those again.

0:32:21 > 0:32:22Pauline and Hugh will go first.

0:32:26 > 0:32:27THEY CONFER

0:32:38 > 0:32:40OK?

0:32:40 > 0:32:41We do know a few of them, we think.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44Some of them are surprising that they're deadly if they're

0:32:44 > 0:32:47what we think they are, but we're going to go for oleander.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50Oleander for the middle one. Oleander.

0:32:50 > 0:32:56Now then, Ange and Rani, talk us through that board if you can.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58We don't really know very many.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00The bottom one we think is buttercup

0:33:00 > 0:33:03and the one above is foxglove.

0:33:03 > 0:33:04We think...

0:33:06 > 0:33:07I think we'd like to go for...

0:33:09 > 0:33:11- ..foxglove?- Foxglove.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13OK, foxglove, say Ange and Rani.

0:33:13 > 0:33:15So, oleander and foxglove.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17Pauline and Hugh said oleander,

0:33:17 > 0:33:20let's see if it's right and let's see how many people said it.

0:33:23 > 0:33:24It is right.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32Oh, seven, very well done indeed.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36Oleander, yeah, that's going to take some beating, I think.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38Foxglove, say Ange and Rani.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40Let's see how far down the column we get with that.

0:33:44 > 0:33:45It's right.

0:33:46 > 0:33:4876 for foxglove.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51All of which means very well done, Pauline and Hugh,

0:33:51 > 0:33:55you are through to the final. After three questions, 2-1.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57Very nicely done. Some of these are more deadly than others,

0:33:57 > 0:34:00it has to be said. The buttercup, it has toxins but they degrade

0:34:00 > 0:34:02very, very quickly. But it is

0:34:02 > 0:34:04buttercup and would have scored 57.

0:34:04 > 0:34:06Tobacco at the top,

0:34:06 > 0:34:0869 points for that.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11This next one down, you can work out it's a pea

0:34:11 > 0:34:13and it's a rosary pea.

0:34:13 > 0:34:14It would have scored you two points

0:34:14 > 0:34:16so very well done if you said that.

0:34:16 > 0:34:17Thank you very much indeed.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:34:20 > 0:34:23I'm afraid, it's Ange and Rani but that was very, very hard fought,

0:34:23 > 0:34:25that one. I knew it would be close.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27It came down to a decider with the third question

0:34:27 > 0:34:29and you lost out to oleander.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31That was going to be tough to beat, wasn't it?

0:34:31 > 0:34:34But we'll see you again next time. I'm sure you'll do just as well,

0:34:34 > 0:34:37if not better. But meantime, thanks very much, Ange and Rani.

0:34:39 > 0:34:42But for Pauline and Hugh, it's time for our Pointless final.

0:34:46 > 0:34:47Congratulations, Pauline and Hugh.

0:34:47 > 0:34:50You have fought off all the competition

0:34:50 > 0:34:52and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot and, at the end of

0:35:01 > 0:35:04today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,000.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06Well, very, very well done.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08Here you are. You haven't put a foot wrong.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11You were our low scorers in Round One, low scorers in Round Two.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14Head-to-head, yeah, you fell foul of the Bradleys.

0:35:14 > 0:35:15You know what happens in this round?

0:35:15 > 0:35:17We put four things up on the board there. Who knows?

0:35:17 > 0:35:20Some of them are quite cryptic, some are really very specific indeed.

0:35:20 > 0:35:24Is there anything you'd like to see up there on the board?

0:35:24 > 0:35:27- Well, we haven't had geography yet, have we?- No. Something historic.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29I always like a bit of history.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31OK, well, best of luck.

0:35:31 > 0:35:32Let's see what is up there today.

0:35:32 > 0:35:34I can't promise there'll be anything you like

0:35:34 > 0:35:37but there might be something. Today's selection looks like this.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39We've got...

0:35:45 > 0:35:48We'll be good on Women In Politics, I think.

0:35:48 > 0:35:49I think Women In Politics...

0:35:49 > 0:35:53Yes, no, The Tropics would be my back-up.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57- Definitely not doing the bottom two, no. OK?- Yeah.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00I think we're going to go for Women In Politics, please.

0:36:00 > 0:36:01Women In Politics.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04OK, very best of luck. We're looking

0:36:04 > 0:36:06for any of the following three things, please.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08We're looking for any of the cast of the film The Iron Lady,

0:36:08 > 0:36:12the 2011 film The Iron Lady, according to IMDB.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14Or we're looking for any woman who's ever been appointed to

0:36:14 > 0:36:17a US presidential cabinet or had a cabinet level position.

0:36:17 > 0:36:18Or we're looking for any country

0:36:18 > 0:36:21with more women in their parliaments in the UK.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24That means a percentage of women, so any of the 43 countries of the world

0:36:24 > 0:36:27that have a greater percentage of women in their lower house

0:36:27 > 0:36:29or in their parliament. So, cast of The Iron Lady,

0:36:29 > 0:36:32women appointed to US presidential cabinets or countries with

0:36:32 > 0:36:34a greater percentage of women in their parliaments.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37- Very best of luck.- Thank you very much indeed. As always, you've got

0:36:37 > 0:36:39up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:36:39 > 0:36:42All you need to win that jackpot is for just one of those answers to be

0:36:42 > 0:36:43pointless. Are you ready?

0:36:43 > 0:36:45- Yes.- Very good.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49There they are. Your time starts now.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51Women in presidential cabinets,

0:36:51 > 0:36:54Condoleezza Rice, Madeleine Albright.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57We've never seen the cast of Iron Lady so we can't comment on that.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59Countries, I think maybe India.

0:36:59 > 0:37:00What about Tibet?

0:37:01 > 0:37:04Maybe the Philippines. Countries that have had women prime ministers.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06We know some of the Scandinavian ones

0:37:06 > 0:37:09but they would be high-scorers.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12Let's go for something quite wacky in the countries as a risk.

0:37:12 > 0:37:16- Yeah.- Tibet or India? Philippines? I don't know.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18I'm tempted to go for the Philippines.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Somewhere like New Zealand maybe?

0:37:20 > 0:37:21Yes, maybe New Zealand.

0:37:23 > 0:37:24Yeah, choose more.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28Should we go for Madeleine Albright?

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Madeleine Albright for one, I think so.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33Then two, two countries, whichever you think are the most unlikely.

0:37:33 > 0:37:37- Take a risk on one. - Take the Philippines as a risk.

0:37:37 > 0:37:41Then one of the Scandinavian countries, Norway.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43- Denmark?- Denmark.

0:37:43 > 0:37:45We'll try that. OK.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Sounds like you've arrived at your three answers

0:37:47 > 0:37:50and your time is up now, so let's have them.

0:37:50 > 0:37:53So, we're going to go for Madeleine Albright for the second category.

0:37:53 > 0:37:57- Madeleine Albright.- And then we're going to go for the Philippines and

0:37:57 > 0:37:58Denmark for the countries.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00The Philippines and Denmark for

0:38:00 > 0:38:03countries with a greater percentage of women in Parliament. OK.

0:38:03 > 0:38:07Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:07 > 0:38:09If it's right, the Philippines.

0:38:09 > 0:38:12The Philippines, we'll put last. The least likely to be pointless?

0:38:12 > 0:38:14Probably Madeleine Albright.

0:38:14 > 0:38:15Let's try Madeleine Albright.

0:38:15 > 0:38:18We'll put Madeleine Albright and then Denmark in the middle.

0:38:18 > 0:38:20Let's put those answers up on the board in that order then and

0:38:20 > 0:38:22here they are. We have got

0:38:22 > 0:38:26Madeleine Albright, Denmark and the Philippines.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29Well, very best of luck. Three good answers on the board there.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32I have no idea which of them are right, if any of them,

0:38:32 > 0:38:36but if any of those were to win you the jackpot of £1,000,

0:38:36 > 0:38:37what would you like to do with it?

0:38:37 > 0:38:39Well, our friends have told us

0:38:39 > 0:38:42- we have to have a Pointless party with the money.- I think so.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44I think that's right.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Anything else, Hugh?

0:38:46 > 0:38:48I think a party's a good idea actually.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50I mean, frankly, even if you don't win,

0:38:50 > 0:38:53a Pointless party is on the cards.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55OK, your first answer was Madeleine Albright.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57In this case, we were looking for any woman who has held

0:38:57 > 0:39:00a cabinet position in the US.

0:39:00 > 0:39:03Let us find out if it's right, let's see if it's pointless.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05If it's both of those things, you will leave here with £1,000.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07How many people said Madeleine Albright?

0:39:10 > 0:39:12It's right.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15Now, if Madeleine Albright takes us all the way down to zero,

0:39:15 > 0:39:17you will leave here with £1,000.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Madeleine Albright takes us down through the 20s and the teens

0:39:20 > 0:39:21into single figures.

0:39:21 > 0:39:22Still going down to five.

0:39:24 > 0:39:25Not bad.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29Not bad. That's a great score in normal gameplay.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32Sadly though, in this round, it's only pointless answers that count

0:39:32 > 0:39:35so we have to move on to your next answer which was Denmark.

0:39:35 > 0:39:38Now in this case, we were looking for countries with more women in

0:39:38 > 0:39:39their parliament than in the UK.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41This has to be pointless to win the jackpot.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44Let's see, for £1,000, how many people said Denmark.

0:39:47 > 0:39:48Again, it's right. Now,

0:39:48 > 0:39:51Madeleine Albright took us all the way down to five.

0:39:51 > 0:39:55Denmark takes us down through the 40s, into the 30s, into the 20s.

0:39:55 > 0:39:56Still going down.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Oh, 18.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05There you are. Yes, Denmark.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07I blame Helle Thorning-Schmidt for that.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10I think she's made Danish politics very popular over here.

0:40:10 > 0:40:14Now, your third and final answer is the Philippines.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16This was the one you thought, if it was right,

0:40:16 > 0:40:18was going to be your best shot a pointless answer,

0:40:18 > 0:40:19so fingers crossed.

0:40:19 > 0:40:22If this is pointless, it will win you £1,000.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25How many of our 100 people named the Philippines as a country

0:40:25 > 0:40:27with more women in their parliament?

0:40:28 > 0:40:30Is it pointless?

0:40:35 > 0:40:37Oh, bad luck, bad luck.

0:40:37 > 0:40:39Well, three good attempts there.

0:40:40 > 0:40:41I'm afraid you didn't manage

0:40:41 > 0:40:44to find that all-important pointless answer though, so I'm afraid

0:40:44 > 0:40:46you don't go away with today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:40:46 > 0:40:50That will roll over onto the next show but it's been very, very good,

0:40:50 > 0:40:53your performance right across the show today, and last time

0:40:53 > 0:40:57you left rather too early but you've made up for it, I think, this time.

0:40:57 > 0:40:58And you go away with our Pointless trophy,

0:40:58 > 0:41:02so very, very well done for that. But fantastic, Pauline and Hugh.

0:41:07 > 0:41:08Yeah, and you did exactly the right thing,

0:41:08 > 0:41:11going for an obscure third answer as well and when you see some of

0:41:11 > 0:41:14the names on the list, Philippines, it is fewer than the UK,

0:41:14 > 0:41:17but there are answers on this list that are as obscure.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19We will start with the cast of The Iron Lady.

0:41:19 > 0:41:22Some big names on this list.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Alexandra Roach, who was with you in Hunderby.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26Anthony Head, John Sessions,

0:41:26 > 0:41:27Richard E Grant.

0:41:27 > 0:41:30Everyone in that film a pointless answer, other then Meryl Streep,

0:41:30 > 0:41:32Jim Broadbent, Olivia Colman and Susan Brown.

0:41:32 > 0:41:35Now, women appointed to US presidential cabinets.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37A few names you'll know here. Elizabeth Dole, who served

0:41:37 > 0:41:38under Bush Senior and Reagan.

0:41:38 > 0:41:41Janet Reno, who was Clinton's Attorney General.

0:41:41 > 0:41:42Janet Yellen and also Loretta Lynch,

0:41:42 > 0:41:44who's Obama's Attorney General as well.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47Everyone on that list apart from Hillary Clinton, Condoleezza Rice,

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Madeleine Albright and Frances Perkins,

0:41:49 > 0:41:52every other woman who has been appointed to the US Cabinet

0:41:52 > 0:41:53was a pointless answer.

0:41:53 > 0:41:57Now, the UK has got 29.4% of women in the House of Commons

0:41:57 > 0:42:00and there are lots and lots and lots of countries in the world

0:42:00 > 0:42:02that do much better than that.

0:42:02 > 0:42:03Here's four of them. Cuba.

0:42:03 > 0:42:05Rwanda has the most in the world.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07It's got 63% women in the Rwandan parliament.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09Slovenia. South Africa.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12All these other countries have more women in their parliaments than us.

0:42:12 > 0:42:14Algeria. And these are all pointless.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16Andorra, Angola, Burundi, Cameroon,

0:42:16 > 0:42:18Costa Rica, El Salvador, Ethiopia,

0:42:18 > 0:42:21former Yugoslavian Republic of Macedonia, Grenada,

0:42:21 > 0:42:23Guyana, Mexico, Mozambique, Namibia,

0:42:23 > 0:42:26Nepal, Nicaragua, Senegal, Serbia,

0:42:26 > 0:42:28Seychelles, Sudan, Tanzania,

0:42:28 > 0:42:30Timor-Leste, Trinidad and Tobago,

0:42:30 > 0:42:31Tunisia and Zimbabwe.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33All of those were pointless answers.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35Lots and lots of answers that weren't pointless as well.

0:42:35 > 0:42:37All the Scandinavian countries scored points.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40New Zealand, you mentioned, that scored five points as well,

0:42:40 > 0:42:42but very well done if you got one of those at home

0:42:42 > 0:42:43and unlucky in the studio.

0:42:43 > 0:42:46Thanks very much, Richard, and thank you, Pauline and Hugh.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48I'm sorry you didn't win our jackpot today.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51That means it rolls over onto the next show when we will be playing

0:42:51 > 0:42:53for £2,000.

0:42:57 > 0:42:59Join us next time to see if someone can win it.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...

0:43:01 > 0:43:03- Goodbye.- ..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.