Episode 30

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0:00:19 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,

0:00:23 > 0:00:26and welcome to Pointless, the show where we are always aiming

0:00:26 > 0:00:28for the most obscure answers.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Let's meet today's players.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35And, couple number one.

0:00:35 > 0:00:39Hi, I'm Linsey, this is my husband Dale, and we're from Dunfermline.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Couple number two.- Hi, I'm Jo, this is my friend Denise,

0:00:41 > 0:00:43and we're from Wetherby in Yorkshire.

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Couple number three.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Hi, I'm Laura, I'm from Stroud in Gloucestershire.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50This is my friend Kate, originally from Cardiff, now residing in Leeds.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51And, finally, couple number four.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Hi, I'm Greg, this is my friend Sean, and we live in Leeds.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56And these are today's contestants.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Thanks very much, all of you.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02A very warm welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04We'll get to chat to you throughout the show.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06That just leaves one more person for me to introduce,

0:01:06 > 0:01:09here to clear things up like a put-upon caretaker,

0:01:09 > 0:01:12it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Hiya.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hi, everybody. Good afternoon.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Good afternoon to you. - Good afternoon.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Now, we only have one returning pair from the last show,

0:01:20 > 0:01:22and we feel very guilty, Jo and Denise,

0:01:22 > 0:01:24who got knocked out by one letter.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26One of those ones where you had to be fair to the other team,

0:01:26 > 0:01:28but they were very, very unfortunate.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30I would say to the other three pairs,

0:01:30 > 0:01:32it would be much fairer if you just let them win,

0:01:32 > 0:01:35I think that'd be a very kind thing to do.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38But, we've given away the jackpot two shows in a row now.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Can we make it three in a row? - It'd be nice.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42And also, I notice how Leeds-heavy we are.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Yes.- Aren't we? I think we're three-eighths Leeds.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Yeah.- It might be our biggest-ever Leeds ratio.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50It's something, isn't it?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53What is that, almost 38% Leeds?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Something like that, isn't it? - Yeah.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- It's a lot of Leeds. - It's a lot of Leeds.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59More Leeds than a dog shop.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01No!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03More Leeds than a pet shop.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Ah, very nice!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Thank you very much, Richard.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Now, Johnny and Ben won the jackpot last time,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12so today's jackpot starts off at £1,000.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14There it is. Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22OK, remember, the pair with the highest score

0:02:22 > 0:02:24at the end of each round will be eliminated,

0:02:24 > 0:02:26so do everything you can to make sure

0:02:26 > 0:02:28that your scores are nice and low.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Our first category today is...

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:02:36 > 0:02:38who's going to go second?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45OK, and the question concerns...

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Sitcom characters. Richard. - On each pass,

0:02:52 > 0:02:54we'll show you the names of seven different sitcom characters.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57We need the names of the actors who played these characters, please.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59There will be 14 in all to have a go at home, good luck.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02So, who played these sitcom characters?

0:03:02 > 0:03:03We have got...

0:03:22 > 0:03:24I'll read those all again.

0:03:40 > 0:03:45There we are. Linsey, a warm welcome to Pointless, here from Dunfermline.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47- What do you do, Linsey? - I'm a chartered accountant,

0:03:47 > 0:03:49but I'm currently on maternity leave.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Oh, that's nice.- Yes.- How much longer have you got on your leave?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Three weeks.- Ah.- Yes.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56What's that going to be like, going back?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59I hate to think! No offence to people from my work, but...!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02No, lovely to do that, but it's not the same as being at home.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04And your baby is how old now?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- She's nine months. - Nine months, that's lovely.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07- What's she called?- Eva.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Eva. She won't know, obviously, but Eva...

0:04:09 > 0:04:12- When she watches it on Challenge, she will!- Yes!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- When she graduates and she's watching this on Challenge.- Yeah.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17And what have you been doing,

0:04:17 > 0:04:20obviously apart from the heavy maternity duties,

0:04:20 > 0:04:21with your maternity leave?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Has there been time for any other fun?

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Well, maternity leave is fun, just looking after Eva.- Exactly.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28You know, going to lots of baby groups,

0:04:28 > 0:04:30coffee mornings, you know.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Very good indeed. Now, Linsey, what would you like to go for

0:04:32 > 0:04:34on our board of sitcom characters?

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Sorry, Dale. I'm just going to have to guess at one.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41I don't know any!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Well, you've got a nice clue there, with the initials,

0:04:44 > 0:04:47so your guess can be shaped by those.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Erm...I don't know.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Maybe I should just go for Sorry,

0:04:51 > 0:04:53cos I am sorry!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Timothy Lumsden, let's say...

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Richard Cummings.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01The wonderful Richard Cummings.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people

0:05:03 > 0:05:05said Richard Cummings.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10No, I'm afraid...

0:05:10 > 0:05:12I'm so sorry, Linsey, an incorrect answer there,

0:05:12 > 0:05:13scoring you 100 points.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Sorry, Linsey. Imagine if that had been right!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Denise.- Hello.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Welcome back to Pointless.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Oh, I'm so sorry last time...

0:05:23 > 0:05:25I know, I feel a fool.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28No, no! Well, it was unfortunate, very unfortunate,

0:05:28 > 0:05:30easy mistake to make, but costly.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Remind us what you do, Denise.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I'm a pension analyst, I work for a small firm in Wetherby,

0:05:35 > 0:05:38who provides advice for couples who are going through divorce,

0:05:38 > 0:05:40on how to settle their pension assets.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42There we are. And what are your hobbies, Denise?

0:05:42 > 0:05:47I like going running occasionally, and I do a lot of reading.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50I set up a book group about ten years ago,

0:05:50 > 0:05:51and we meet once a month.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55See, that's good. So, 12 books a year, minimum, you can guarantee.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Well, probably about nine books a year.- OK.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Now, Denise, what would you like to go for?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02- I know two or three of these. - Yes.- It's just trying to decide

0:06:02 > 0:06:05which one is going to be the best answer to give.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09I'm going to go for Susan Harper, and Zoe Wanamaker.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Zoe Wanamaker, says Denise, for Susan Harper.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20It's right. Well, you've already beaten our high score.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Zoe Wanamaker ends up at 45.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Well played. She also plays

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Lady Cassandra in Doctor Who, amongst many, many other things.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31For all those many book groups out there, in the last year,

0:06:31 > 0:06:34what book would you recommend for a book group?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37My favourite book has been The Cellist of Sarajevo,

0:06:37 > 0:06:39by Steven Galloway.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42There you go. A straight answer to a straight question.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- The Cellist of Sarajevo. - By Steven Galloway.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46There we are.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Now, Laura.- Hi. - Welcome to Pointless.- Thank you.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Good to have you here. What do you do, Laura?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- I'm a paediatrician. - A paediatrician.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- And where are you a paediatrician? - In Gloucester.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56In Gloucester - very nice indeed.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57What are your interests, Laura?

0:06:57 > 0:07:01I'm a bit time-poor, cos I have a young family as well,

0:07:01 > 0:07:04but I'm embracing a midlife crisis and doing lots of exercise,

0:07:04 > 0:07:06and triathloning, and stuff.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Wow. Wow.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Small triathlons.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Well, still, it's triathlon.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- That's what it is. - Still three things.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15How many triathlons a year do you do? Just the one?

0:07:15 > 0:07:18A year... Could we talk about, yeah, a decade?

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- A decade?- I've done one this year. - There we are, good.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Perfect. And are you going to be doing more?

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- I have another one planned, for the autumn.- Oh, Laura.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Excellent, good. Well, good for you.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Now, what are you liking on this board?

0:07:31 > 0:07:35I know an answer, so that's...

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- That's a start!- Yeah.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39I'm going to say Sorry,

0:07:39 > 0:07:40and I'm going to say

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Ronnie Corbett.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43That other great RC, Ronnie Corbett.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Ronnie Corbett.

0:07:52 > 0:07:5455 for Ronnie Corbett.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00When Ronnie Corbett was doing his National Service,

0:08:00 > 0:08:02he was the shortest commissioned officer in the RAF.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04The wonderful Ronnie Corbett.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Lovely Ronnie Corbett. Yeah.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08There we are. Greg.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Welcome to Pointless.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Good to have you here. What do you do, Greg?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14I'm a civil servant, I work in IT.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16In IT, in the civil service, in Leeds?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18In Leeds, yes, in Quarry House.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20And what do you do, aside from that?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22What else do you like to get up to?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Ten-pin bowling is my main hobby. I've been doing it...

0:08:25 > 0:08:28I started it when I was a student, and then carried on.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30- A lot of wasted years in a bowling alley.- Very good.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- I don't know, maybe not wasted. - Maybe not.- Maybe not.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36How many pairs bowling shoes do you own, Greg? Just the one?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- No, two.- Oh, two.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40What decides which pair you wear?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42I tend to stick with one pair,

0:08:42 > 0:08:44but you can change the heels and the soles as well.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46So while one's at the menders...

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Yes, you can put different soles and heels.- Very smart.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Now, Greg, this is your board. If you want to go through it

0:08:51 > 0:08:54and fill in all our blanks for us, you'd be mighty welcome.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57OK. Edmund Blackadder is Rowan Atkinson.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Ruth Jones is Frances de la Tour.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Don't know Howard Moon.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Bill Porter, I don't know.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05I'm going to go with Penny Warrender,

0:09:05 > 0:09:07which is Jan Francis.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Jan Francis, says Greg.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Let's see how many of our 100 people got Jan Francis.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19It's right. Well, 45 is our low score, and you pass it.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Look at that, down we go, Jan Francis.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Down to 16 - very well done indeed, Greg.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Best score of the round so far.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Very nicely played, Greg.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31You filled in a few of those nicely.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34You were quite right about Rowan Atkinson.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Rowan Atkinson would have scored you 61.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Frances de la Tour, you're right as well.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42She would have scored 39.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45And then one of our contemporaries, JB.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Julian Barratt.- Julian Barratt.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49He would have scored 3, best answer on the board.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51And Bill Porter -

0:09:51 > 0:09:52the first name is confusing,

0:09:52 > 0:09:54cos it's Belinda Lang.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57The wonderful Belinda Lang. She would have scored you 6 points.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Thank you. We're halfway through the round.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Let's look at those scores. 16, the best score of the pass.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Well done, Greg. Then we travel up to 45, where we find Denise and Jo.

0:10:05 > 0:10:0655, Laura and Kate.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Then 100, Linsey and Dale.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Richard Cummings not helping you out, there.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Dale... Yes. Well, I mean, who knows?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17You're not terrifyingly out in front, but you are in front.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19So a nice, low score from you, Dale,

0:10:19 > 0:10:21well, you'll know by the time we get to you what you can do.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Best of luck. We'll come back down the line now.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:10:28 > 0:10:31OK, let's put seven more sitcom characters up on the board,

0:10:31 > 0:10:33and here they come.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35We are looking for the actors who played these people.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54I'll read those one last time.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Sean, welcome.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Great shirt, Sean, by the way.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- Thank you very much! - What do you do, Sean?

0:11:15 > 0:11:16I'm a credit control manager.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Where do you control credit, Sean?

0:11:19 > 0:11:22The other companies that owe the company I work for money,

0:11:22 > 0:11:25I chase them up, and politely ask them to pay.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27That's quite tough, isn't it?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29That's not a fun way to spend a Monday morning, surely.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Absolutely.- Sean, what do you like getting up to,

0:11:32 > 0:11:34when you stop managing credit control?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36I'm a ten-pin bowler as well,

0:11:36 > 0:11:37bowl in the same league team as Greg, so...

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Hence the shirts? Is that ten-pin bowling wear?

0:11:40 > 0:11:44- I've been known to wear this sort of shirt at a tournament.- Very good.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Do you have your name written on the back of a shirt?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- I tend not to. I'm not that flash! - OK, OK, fair enough.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Now, Sean, you are the first person to have this board.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Dive in, help yourself,

0:11:54 > 0:11:57let's see if we can find a nice, low-scoring answer.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00If you can score less than 83, you're home and dry.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Greg set me up nicely with a great first answer,

0:12:03 > 0:12:04so I'm going to go for

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Private Frank Pike, Ian Lavender.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Ian Lavender, says Sean. Here's your red line -

0:12:08 > 0:12:12if you can get below this with Ian Lavender, you're into Round Two.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Let's see how many people said Ian Lavender.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19It's right - and you're through, very well done.

0:12:21 > 0:12:2240.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Taking your total up to 56.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Safe and sound. When Ian Lavender appeared on Celebrity Mastermind,

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Rick Wakeman was also on, and when John Humphrys

0:12:31 > 0:12:33said to Ian Lavender, when he asked him his name,

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Rick Wakeman shouted out, "Don't tell him, Pike!"

0:12:35 > 0:12:37LAUGHTER

0:12:37 > 0:12:39That's good. Thank you very much indeed.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Kate.- Yeah.- There you are, welcome to Pointless,

0:12:42 > 0:12:43great to have you here.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- What do you do, Kate? - I'm a hospital doctor.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47- What kind of hospital doctor?- Lungs.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Respiratory, but I specialise in lungs.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50I see, very good. And where do you do that?

0:12:50 > 0:12:54In mid-Yorkshire, so around Wakefield and Dewsbury.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56I see, and how do you and Laura know each other?

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Laura went to university with my husband.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Is he also a medic?- He is, yeah.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03He's backstage with my baby at the moment.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Aw!- He's not very good at quizzes, so we left him out.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Hang on, if he'd been good at quizzes,

0:13:08 > 0:13:09you'd have had him in here...?

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- She'd have had him, instead of me. - Oh, I see what you mean. Oh, I see.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16I thought there was going to be some sort of cougher in the audience!

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Now, what are your interests, Kate, aside from medicine?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21I haven't done very much, cos I only had a baby 11 weeks ago,

0:13:21 > 0:13:24so I'm still very much trying to leave the house.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26We really should have a creche here, shouldn't we?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28It makes a lot of sense.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31I used to play netball for a local team in a league,

0:13:31 > 0:13:33and I've just started back again last week.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36I like doing some knitting, doing some crafty things.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38I'm not very good, but I like to do that.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41And reading...anything, really. Mostly crime novels, I read.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Excellent, excellent.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45OK - now, Kate, there you are on 55.

0:13:45 > 0:13:4744 or less keeps you in the game.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49I think I'm going to go for

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Yvette Carte-Blanche from 'Allo 'Allo

0:13:51 > 0:13:52as Vicki Michelle.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Vicki Michelle says Kate. Here is your red line.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Get below that with Vicki Michelle, and you're into Round Two.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59How many people said it? Is it right?

0:14:01 > 0:14:02It is right.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Very well done, you are through to the next round.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Down you go to 16, great score there,

0:14:10 > 0:14:14taking your total up to 71.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Good work, Kate. I have to say,

0:14:15 > 0:14:17that's the first time I've ever seen Yvette's surname,

0:14:17 > 0:14:19I was not aware her surname was Carte-Blanche.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Now then, Jo, there we are.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25You are on 45.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27You have to score 54 to stay in the game.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28Jo, remind us what you do.

0:14:28 > 0:14:33My husband and I have a business selling industrial label printers.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Wonderful, wonderful.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Labels, from everything from the very small, to the...

0:14:37 > 0:14:39- The very big. - ..absolutely enormous.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40And your interests, Jo?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43I like going to anything live, really.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47So, live comedy, live music, theatre...

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Yeah. And I go to the gym -

0:14:49 > 0:14:51don't enjoy it, but I do go to the gym as well.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Very good indeed. Now, Jo, as I say, 54 is your target.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56What would you like to go for?

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Erm...I only know a couple,

0:14:59 > 0:15:01and I think they're probably going to be high,

0:15:01 > 0:15:06so I'm just going to have to go with it, I think, and go...

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Norman Stanley Fletcher, Ronnie Barker.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Ronnie Barker, says Jo.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Here's your red line - get below this with Ronnie Barker,

0:15:13 > 0:15:14and you are into Round Two.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Let's see if you can.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20It's right.

0:15:23 > 0:15:2468.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26A high score there for Ronnie Barker,

0:15:26 > 0:15:28taking your total up to 113.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Yeah, reuniting The Two Ronnies, there.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33There's a pub in Oxford called The Four Candles, in his honour.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Oh, yes, yeah.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Thank you very much, Richard.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Now, Dale, you've been handed a lifeline there -

0:15:39 > 0:15:42a pretty meagre one, but one nonetheless.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Yeah.- Should you score 12 or less,

0:15:44 > 0:15:46you will go through to the next round.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Dale, tell me, what do you do?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Charity fundraiser. Fundraising manager.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Very good. For one particular charity?

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Yes.- So you work absolutely for that charity?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Yeah.- Good. What is the charity, can I ask?

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Canine Partners.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02So, we train assistance dogs for people with physical disabilities.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03- Oh, that's nice.- Yeah.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Do you ever get to see the dogs,

0:16:05 > 0:16:07and participate in some of their training?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Yeah. Well, I dare not train them, cos I'd ruin it,

0:16:09 > 0:16:11cos, you know...I just want to play with them.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Ah! You're allowed to do that, surely?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15It's got to be part of a dog's training.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18I guess, yeah. Yeah. When the trainers aren't looking, yeah.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20How many dogs does Canine Partners look after?

0:16:20 > 0:16:22How many do you have going through your scheme?

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Close to around about 400 partnerships in the UK, now.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Wow.- Yeah. Growing all the time. - Fantastic.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Growing all the time, good for you.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Well, 100 is your score, 12 is what you need.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Do you fancy talking us through the board, Dale?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Well, I appreciate the offer, but...!

0:16:37 > 0:16:39LAUGHTER

0:16:39 > 0:16:42- You don't have to.- There's literally only one on there that I know.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46I do watch Peep Show, and Super Hans is a great character,

0:16:46 > 0:16:48but I do not know the name of the actor.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Pingu, I don't know.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Linda la Hughes, I don't know, so...

0:16:51 > 0:16:55Edina Monsoon is Jennifer Saunders.

0:16:55 > 0:16:56That's the answer you're going to go for?

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Well, yeah, it's the only one I've got.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01OK. Well, let's see if that scores 12.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Jennifer Saunders, how many of our 100 people said it? There's your red line.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08It's right.

0:17:10 > 0:17:1252, I'm afraid, Dale.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14There's your answer. 152 is your total.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Yeah, sorry, Dale. At least you've got a cool job!

0:17:19 > 0:17:21That would make up for it, wouldn't it?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24It sounds like the best job in the world.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26There's a couple of answers that would've won it for you.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Not the bottom one, which is...

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Kathy Burke.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31..the wonderful Kathy Burke.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33That would have scored you 24.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34But the other two would.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Now, BW, a slightly higher scorer,

0:17:36 > 0:17:38much more famous now than then,

0:17:38 > 0:17:40cos he's in the Bond movies.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Ben Whishaw.- Wow. - Would have scored you 2 points.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45And Super Hans, do you know who played Super Hans?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47As you say, brilliant character.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50He's played by the equally brilliant Matt King.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51That would have scored you 1 point,

0:17:51 > 0:17:53so very well done if you said that at home.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Thank you very much indeed, Richard. We're at the end of our first round.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00The pair we have to say goodbye to, with a high score of 152,

0:18:00 > 0:18:01Dale and Linsey.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Sorry, far too soon to be sending you home,

0:18:03 > 0:18:06but we'll see you next time, I'm sure you'll get much further.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Meantime, thank you, Dale and Linsey.- Thank you.- Thank you.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20And three pairs remain.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23At the end of this round, we'll have to say goodbye to another pair

0:18:23 > 0:18:25in time for our head-to-head round.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27I don't know which pair that is going to be,

0:18:27 > 0:18:29but very well done, Greg and Kate,

0:18:29 > 0:18:32for your lovely low-scoring answers in that last round.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Best of luck to all three pairs for Round Two.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Our category for Round Two today is...

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:18:42 > 0:18:43who's going to go second?

0:18:43 > 0:18:47And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52OK, let's find out what the question is, here it comes.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:18:54 > 0:18:59to name as many members of the African Union.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Members of the African Union - Richard.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06We're looking for any country that's a member of the African Union, as of February 2016.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08The African Union is essentially all African countries,

0:19:08 > 0:19:11apart from Morocco and Central African Republic.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13As always, by country, we mean a sovereign state

0:19:13 > 0:19:15that's a member of the UN in its own right.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21We're looking for any country that's a member of the African Union.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23So, Jo.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26A bit nervous about this one.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28I'm going to go Djibouti.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Djibouti, says Jo. Let's see if it's right.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Djibouti.

0:19:36 > 0:19:37It is right.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Down it goes. I think it's a good answer, Jo.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45It's a very good answer - 6.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Very well done - 6 for Djibouti.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Well played.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52They celebrate Christmas in Djibouti on January 7th.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56So if you want two lots of presents, you want to fly over in-between.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58That's nice.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59A sort of Epiphany Christmas.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02A lot of Orthodox Christian churches have it on 7th January.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05But they tend to be a bit more religious about it.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07There we are. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Now then, Kate. What would you like to go for?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12I think I'm going to go for Guinea-Bissau.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Guinea-Bissau, says Kate. Let's see if that's right,

0:20:15 > 0:20:18let's see how many of our 100 people said Guinea-Bissau.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28It's another great answer. Look at that.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Down to 2 for Guinea-Bissau. Very well done indeed, Kate.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35Everybody playing well.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Yeah, formerly under the rule of Portugal,

0:20:37 > 0:20:39gained independence in 1974.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Thank you very much, Richard.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Now, Sean.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45I think I'm going to have to take a bit of a gamble,

0:20:45 > 0:20:46some really low scores there.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48I'm going to try Comoros.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Comoros, says Sean.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Comoros.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57It's right - 6 is our high score.

0:20:57 > 0:20:582 is our low score.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Comoros...

0:21:02 > 0:21:03..zips past them both.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04A pointless answer.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Very well done on the far podium there.

0:21:06 > 0:21:11That adds £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to £1,250,

0:21:11 > 0:21:12and it scores you nothing.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Very well done indeed, Sean.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Well, this is very classy, everybody. Very well done.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20It's very rare you have a round that starts with Djibouti and it's the worst answer.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22That's all I'll say. Very impressive stuff.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Yeah, a volcanic archipelago, the Comoros.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Called the Perfumed Islands, very beautiful,

0:21:27 > 0:21:28and lots of very perfumed plantlife.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- And they smell lovely. - They smell lovely.- Mmm.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34You always know when you're flying over the Comoros.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36- HE SNIFFS - Oh, lovely.- Nice. Very nice.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39What do Morocco and Central African Republic

0:21:39 > 0:21:42need to do to become part of the union?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Morocco don't want to be...

0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Wow! - ..after a falling out

0:21:46 > 0:21:47because one of the other countries

0:21:47 > 0:21:51borrowed their lawn mower and did not return it.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Were they once part of it and there was a Mexit?

0:21:53 > 0:21:58It's because there was a dispute about another nation,

0:21:58 > 0:21:59which Morocco were having none of.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01And our friends in the Central African Republic,

0:22:01 > 0:22:03equally, they are currently...

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Their membership is in abatement due to...

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Haven't paid library fines.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10OK. Thank you very much indeed.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12We're halfway through the round, let's look at those scores.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Nothing was the best score of that round.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Very well done, Sean.

0:22:16 > 0:22:17Sean and Greg are acing it at the moment.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Then on 2, we find Kate and Laura.

0:22:19 > 0:22:206 is where we find Jo and Denise.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Denise, you're not way ahead, but something sort of pointless,

0:22:23 > 0:22:26in that sort of direction,

0:22:26 > 0:22:28would be mighty helpful at this stage.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Good luck. We'll come back down the line now.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:22:35 > 0:22:38So, Greg, we are looking for countries that are members

0:22:38 > 0:22:40of the African Union.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43I'm going to go with South Sudan.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45South Sudan, says Greg.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48OK, if you can score five or less with this, you are home and dry.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Let's see how many of our 100 people said South Sudan.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53There is your red line.

0:22:53 > 0:22:54It's right.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Nearly. 7 for South Sudan.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Taking your total up to seven.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09It became an independent nation on July 9th, 2011.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12The first baby born on that day was named Independence.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Which is quite sweet.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15It's nice if you shorten it to Indy.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- I think so, yes. - Independence is a bit much.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Pendy.- No... Pendo.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21- No.- Denty.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Indy is nice.- That'll do.

0:23:24 > 0:23:25OK. Now, Laura...

0:23:25 > 0:23:29- Mm.- Laura, what are you going to go for?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31If you can possibly score four or less,

0:23:31 > 0:23:33you are definitely through.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37No pressure. This should be a gift, but the stakes are quite high.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40I'm going to go for - I might mispronounce it...

0:23:40 > 0:23:41But I'm going to go for Lesotho.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45- Maybe Le-so-to.- Lesotho. Call it what you like.

0:23:45 > 0:23:46- Le-su-tu, I'm going to say. - You say that.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48But you call it what you like.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52There's your red line. Get below that with Lesotho, you are through to the next round.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56It is right.

0:24:00 > 0:24:0313 for Lesotho,

0:24:03 > 0:24:05taking your total up to 15.

0:24:06 > 0:24:11Yeah - the Lesotho Promise is the 15th biggest diamond of all time.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Sold for £7 million.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17- The Lesotho Promise.- Promise. It's the size of a golf ball.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Wow! Sounds like a nightclub.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20RICHARD LAUGHS

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Kim Kardashian bought it for her dog.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25- ALEXANDER LAUGHS - She didn't really.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Now, Denise.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Mm.- Denise.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34I'm going to have to go big or go home, aren't I?

0:24:34 > 0:24:36We are running out of low-scoring answers.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Well, there will be some in there. What do you have to score?

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Actually, you've been helped out a little bit by Laura there.

0:24:42 > 0:24:448 or less keeps you in the game. 8 or less.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48What I'm struggling is whether my answer is actually a correct answer in the first place.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51I'm going to say Equatorial Guinea.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55Equatorial Guinea, says Denise. Here is your red line.

0:24:55 > 0:24:56Is that going to keep you in the game, I wonder?

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Let's find out - how many people said Equatorial Guinea?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10You've done it. And it's scores you 1.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11Very well done indeed.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Takes your total to seven.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15You are equalling Greg and Sean

0:25:15 > 0:25:16over there on the far podium.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18- Very well done. - Very well played, everyone.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21A terrific round. Very unlucky to be going home

0:25:21 > 0:25:22with 15 points on the board as well.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25I'll go through some of the lower scorers on this one.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28You'd have got 6 points for Swaziland or Madagascar.

0:25:28 > 0:25:314 points for Gabon, Burkina Faso, Rwanda.

0:25:31 > 0:25:343 for Burundi, Benin, Mauritania.

0:25:34 > 0:25:362 points for Eritrea and Guinea.

0:25:36 > 0:25:381 point for Togo, Cape Verde.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40And here are the pointless answers.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42We've already heard one, the Comoros.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45There's three more.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Mauritius, Sao Tome and Principe,

0:25:48 > 0:25:50and the Seychelles.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51They were the pointless answers.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Let's take a look at the biggest scorers,

0:25:53 > 0:25:56the ones that most of our 100 people mentioned online.

0:25:58 > 0:26:0147 of our 100 said Nigeria.

0:26:01 > 0:26:0348 said Kenya

0:26:03 > 0:26:05and South Africa at the top there on 59.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Thank you very much indeed, Richard. At the end of our second round,

0:26:08 > 0:26:09the pair we have to send home,

0:26:09 > 0:26:11with their very low high score of 15,

0:26:11 > 0:26:13I'm afraid, is Laura and Kate.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16But, yeah, great answers from you in that round.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19They just happened to be very slightly higher-scoring than the other great answers.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22We'll see you again, I'm sure you'll go much further.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Meantime, thank you very much, Laura and Kate.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Congratulations, Greg and Sean, Jo and Denise.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39You are now one step closer to the final

0:26:39 > 0:26:41and a chance to play for that jackpot,

0:26:41 > 0:26:45which currently stands at £1,250.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46Well, here we are, in the head-to-head,

0:26:46 > 0:26:50which means you are allowed to confer before you give your answers.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53The first pair to win two questions will play for that jackpot.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Now, Jo and Denise, I think this is right and fitting,

0:26:55 > 0:26:57it is neat and proper, that you are here

0:26:57 > 0:26:58in the head-to-head round,

0:26:58 > 0:27:00having been short-changed in the last show.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02So that's good, but you are up against Greg and Sean,

0:27:02 > 0:27:05who have given us our only pointless answer this show.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09So you know the kind of calibre of your rivals.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Yes, very best of luck to both pairs.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Here is your first question.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21And it concerns...

0:27:24 > 0:27:28- Richard.- We are going to show you five pictures now of famous Evas.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30We just need you to tell us the most obscure.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Dale and Lindsey would have loved this.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Wouldn't they?- That's a shame. - They would have loved this.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Oh, well. OK.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Famous Evas - here they are. We have five of them.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14There we are. Five famous Evas.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Greg and Sean, you're our low scorers, so you will go first.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Feel free to confer.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20THEY WHISPER

0:28:22 > 0:28:25- WHISPERING:- Maybe Ava Gardner, his wife...

0:28:30 > 0:28:33We are going to go with A, Ava Gardner.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36Ava Gardner, say Greg and Sean.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38Now, Jo and Denise, it's over to you.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41Do you want to talk us through all those remaining ones?

0:28:41 > 0:28:43I don't, but Denise will do.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45We don't know who A was.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48I think B might be Eva Mendes.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50C could be Eva Peron.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52D, I don't know.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54E is Eva Longoria, I think,

0:28:54 > 0:28:56but I'm not sure how you pronounce her surname.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59Which one do you want to go for?

0:28:59 > 0:29:03I think...I think we'll go for B, Eva Mendes.

0:29:03 > 0:29:04Eva Mendes.

0:29:04 > 0:29:08So, we have Ava Gardner and we have Eva Mendes.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11Greg and Sean said Ava Gardner for A. Let's see if that's right,

0:29:11 > 0:29:14let's see how many of our 100 people said Ava Gardner.

0:29:18 > 0:29:19Ooh!

0:29:19 > 0:29:21Not Ava Gardner.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23Which means, Jo and Denise, you only have to be correct

0:29:23 > 0:29:27with Eva Mendes for B and you will win this question.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29Let's see if you are correct.

0:29:31 > 0:29:33You are.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36It is Eva Mendes.

0:29:36 > 0:29:37And that's not a bad score at all.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39Down it goes to 18. Very well done indeed,

0:29:39 > 0:29:42but most importantly, it was right, which means you win that question.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44After one question, you are up 1-0.

0:29:44 > 0:29:45Very well played.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48The first one is Eva Marie Saint,

0:29:48 > 0:29:49is A.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51She would have scored you 5 points.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54Would have been a terrific answer.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56C, you're right, is Eva Peron.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59Evita, she would have scored you 41.

0:30:00 > 0:30:05D is the Czech model, Eva Herzigova.

0:30:05 > 0:30:06Would have scored 2 points.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09And you were right about E as well,

0:30:09 > 0:30:10that's Eva Longoria.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13Eva Longoria. Would have scored you 30.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Thank you very much. OK, here comes your second question.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18Now then, Greg and Sean, you have to win this one to stay in the game.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20But Jo and Denise will get to answer it first.

0:30:20 > 0:30:24So good luck. Our second question today is all about...

0:30:25 > 0:30:27It is all about Queen.

0:30:27 > 0:30:30Five facts, now, to clues about the famous rock band Queen.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33Can you provide us with the most obscure answer?

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Thanks very much indeed. Let's reveal our five clues

0:30:35 > 0:30:37and here they come - we have got...

0:30:57 > 0:30:59I'll read those again.

0:31:16 > 0:31:17There we are.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Now, Jo and Denise will go first.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22THEY WHISPER

0:31:28 > 0:31:30OK, I think we are going to go for the last one

0:31:30 > 0:31:31and say Under Pressure.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33Under Pressure, say Jo and Denise.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Under Pressure. Now, Greg and Sean,

0:31:35 > 0:31:38that puts you under some pressure as well.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41- Now, do you want to talk us through the board?- I'll try.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43The first one is Freddie Mercury.

0:31:43 > 0:31:47The debut album, we think, '72, not sure.

0:31:47 > 0:31:50The musical is We Will Rock You.

0:31:50 > 0:31:53I think we are going to go with the sci-fi film, Flash Gordon.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55OK, you are going to go for Flash Gordon.

0:31:55 > 0:31:57So, we have Under Pressure and we have Flash Gordon.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59Jo and Denise went for Under Pressure.

0:31:59 > 0:32:02Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:32:06 > 0:32:07It's right.

0:32:11 > 0:32:1325 for Under Pressure.

0:32:16 > 0:32:20Meanwhile, Greg and Sean have gone for Flash Gordon.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people

0:32:22 > 0:32:24said Flash Gordon.

0:32:28 > 0:32:29It's right.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33Which of these comes out on top...?

0:32:33 > 0:32:35Oh, 28 for Flash Gordon!

0:32:35 > 0:32:38Wow, look at that. Under Pressure doing it for you there, Jo and Denise.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40I said Pointless owes you one.

0:32:40 > 0:32:41Richard said Pointless owes you one

0:32:41 > 0:32:44and, sure enough, it is repaying its debts.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47After only two questions, you are through to the final, 2-0.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49Yeah, that's very unlucky,

0:32:49 > 0:32:52especially as We Will Rock You, which I would have thought

0:32:52 > 0:32:54would've scored more, actually scores a lot fewer.

0:32:54 > 0:32:58We Will Rock You would have scored you 12 points.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Would have been a terrific answer.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02It's the longest-running show ever at the Dominion Theatre,

0:33:02 > 0:33:04- We Will Rock You.- Extraordinary.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07- Have you been to see it? - No. I didn't.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09- It's got some good songs on it. - Yeah, some good songs.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11- Some good songs.- Well, Queen songs.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Had Nigel Planer in it as well, which is nice.

0:33:13 > 0:33:16Cos they play Don't Stop Me Now, which is my favourite Queen song,

0:33:16 > 0:33:18but they just play it as a joke, where they stop them.

0:33:18 > 0:33:20So they start by playing Don't Stop Me Now

0:33:20 > 0:33:22and someone stops them.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24And then they don't play the song.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26- That's disappointing. - That was frustrating.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28- That is disappointing. - Yeah, I was frustrated.

0:33:28 > 0:33:31- There it is.- You're right. That is one of the great songs.

0:33:31 > 0:33:34That's even worse. That's worse than not playing it at all.

0:33:34 > 0:33:36- No.- Because I've got like... I've got it in my nostrils.

0:33:36 > 0:33:40- Absolutely.- You know? I've got a sniff of Don't Stop Me Now.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43Now, the name of their lead singer was Freddie Mercury.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45- Freddie Mercury.- Yeah.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48That would have scored you 65. Now, this is a tough one with Queen.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51What year do you think their debut album was released?

0:33:51 > 0:33:53Which was Night At The Opera? What was it?

0:33:53 > 0:33:55No - the first-ever one was just called Queen.

0:33:55 > 0:33:58- You said 1972...- 1972.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00Jo and Denise?

0:34:00 > 0:34:04- 1970...- 1971, I think we'll guess.

0:34:04 > 0:34:061974.

0:34:06 > 0:34:10So, '72, '71, '74,

0:34:10 > 0:34:11and I will go for...

0:34:11 > 0:34:13LAUGHTER

0:34:13 > 0:34:17'73. '73. You were all dancing around it.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20Would have scored you 1 point. Wasn't actually a hit until '74.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23- But was released in '73. - I'm going to take some glory there.

0:34:23 > 0:34:26I'm going to take some. I'm not due it, but I'll take it.

0:34:26 > 0:34:29No, you mustn't, because you got the wrong answer.

0:34:29 > 0:34:30So you would have scored 100.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32- Yeah.- Not for the first time.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35- No.- No.- Still...there we go.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37Thank you very much. So, the pair leaving us

0:34:37 > 0:34:40at the end of the head-to-head round, Greg and Sean,

0:34:40 > 0:34:42our stars of the show up to this point.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44A pointless answer we've had from you,

0:34:44 > 0:34:45low score after low score.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47But then Jo and Denise, the mighty Jo and Denise,

0:34:47 > 0:34:49there was no stopping them.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52There was just no stopping them. Now or at any time.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54We'll have to see you next time. But that's good news.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57Otherwise it would have been over in just one appearance

0:34:57 > 0:34:58and that would have been one too few.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00Thanks so much, meantime.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02Greg and Sean, tremendous contestants.

0:35:04 > 0:35:07But for Jo and Denise, it is now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17Well, congratulations, Jo and Denise.

0:35:17 > 0:35:18You've seen off all the competition

0:35:18 > 0:35:21- and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.- Yes!

0:35:27 > 0:35:29You have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:35:29 > 0:35:34At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,250.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37Well, it doesn't always happen, but it's amazing how often it does -

0:35:37 > 0:35:40when Pointless owes, Pointless pays.

0:35:40 > 0:35:44That's not to take away from your excellent answering skills as well.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46You've done extremely well. 2-0 in the head-to-head.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48There's never any argument with that.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50And again, quite often,

0:35:50 > 0:35:54that tends to carry people through to a very successful jackpot round.

0:35:54 > 0:35:58So let's hope today sees that through to its fitting conclusion.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00What would you like to see come up on the board?

0:36:00 > 0:36:01Any particular subjects?

0:36:01 > 0:36:03Um...I don't know.

0:36:03 > 0:36:05Anagrams of accountancy terms

0:36:05 > 0:36:07was something that we quite fancied doing.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09We always have that, don't we?

0:36:09 > 0:36:11It comes up a lot.

0:36:11 > 0:36:15- Premier League managers. - Excellent.- No...!

0:36:15 > 0:36:18Listen, who knows? We never know what's going to come up on that board

0:36:18 > 0:36:20but let's hope there's something you don't mind too much.

0:36:20 > 0:36:24Today's selection looks like this. We have got...

0:36:31 > 0:36:34Post-Punk Albums, definitely not. I could do Formula 1,

0:36:34 > 0:36:36but I don't know what they mean by "Decades of Formula 1."

0:36:36 > 0:36:39Shades Of Red, which is a bit of a...

0:36:39 > 0:36:42Shall we do Shades Of Red?

0:36:42 > 0:36:45- Random?- Yeah, Shades Of Red. - Yeah.- We'll do Shades Of Red.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Don't know what it means, but we'll do Shades Of Red.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Shades Of Red. I've no idea either. Let's find out together.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51- Richard.- Three very different questions here.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54I have to hand it to our question writers sometimes.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56Here are your three Shades Of Red questions.

0:36:56 > 0:37:00We are looking for any UK Top 40 single by Maroon 5,

0:37:00 > 0:37:02according to The Official Charts Company.

0:37:02 > 0:37:05We are looking for any Scarlett Johansson films.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Or we are looking for any winners of the Claret Jug -

0:37:08 > 0:37:10that is, anyone who has won the British Open -

0:37:10 > 0:37:12from 1950 through to 2016.

0:37:12 > 0:37:16So, UK Top 40 singles up to May 2016 by Maroon 5.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Any feature film made for cinema release, according to IMDb,

0:37:18 > 0:37:20which stars Scarlett Johansson.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22Or anyone who has won the British Open,

0:37:22 > 0:37:24won the Claret Jug for winning that,

0:37:24 > 0:37:26from 1950 all the way through to 2016.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29- Very best of luck. - Thank you very much indeed.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31That is what "Shades Of Red" means. That's cleared it up.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:37:34 > 0:37:35and all you need to win that jackpot

0:37:35 > 0:37:37is for just one answer to be pointless.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40I can remind you, you don't have to answer all three of those categories.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42You can focus on whichever ones you like.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44- Are you ready?- Yes.- Yes.- Good.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Do you know any Maroon 5 singles? - Only one.- Which is?

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Moves Like Jagger. I think we all know that one.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56- Scarlett Johansson films? - Girl With A Pearl Earring?

0:37:57 > 0:38:01- Lost In Translation? - And there was one...

0:38:01 > 0:38:05I have got the Maroon 5 album, and I can't think what's on it.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07Claret Jug winners... I think it's golf.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09I'm not entirely sure.

0:38:09 > 0:38:12Graeme McDowell, maybe.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15Scarlett Johansson films...

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Can't place her at all.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19Blonde hair, big mouth.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21SHE LAUGHS

0:38:23 > 0:38:26- I think if we say Girl With A Pearl Earring...- Yes.

0:38:26 > 0:38:30- Can you think of any Maroon 5...? - I just can't think of any...

0:38:31 > 0:38:34- Scarlett...- Oh! We Bought A Zoo. - Was she in that?

0:38:34 > 0:38:35She was in We Bought A Zoo, yes,

0:38:35 > 0:38:37but I don't think that will be pointless.

0:38:37 > 0:38:39Ten seconds left.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41And Lost In Translation. We can do three films...

0:38:41 > 0:38:44- Do you know any Maroon 5? - No, I can't think of any.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48The Other Boleyn Girl. She was in that.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50- Let's go with that. - OK, that is your time up.

0:38:50 > 0:38:51Let's have your three answers.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54I think we are going to do all Scarlett Johansson films.

0:38:54 > 0:38:57- OK.- We'll do The Other Boleyn Girl. - The Other Boleyn Girl.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59- Girl With A Pearl Earring. - Girl With A Pearl Earring.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01And... We Bought A Zoo or Lost In Translation?

0:39:01 > 0:39:03- We Bought A Zoo.- We Bought A Zoo.

0:39:03 > 0:39:04And We Bought A Zoo. Of those three,

0:39:04 > 0:39:07which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:07 > 0:39:10- The Other Boleyn Girl. - The Other Boleyn Girl goes last.

0:39:10 > 0:39:11Least likely to be pointless?

0:39:11 > 0:39:12- We Bought A Zoo.- We Bought A Zoo.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14Girl With A Pearl Earring goes in the middle.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17OK, let's put those answers up on the board in that order

0:39:17 > 0:39:19and here they are - we have got...

0:39:24 > 0:39:27Well, very best of luck. Three good answers there.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29If one of these happens to be pointless

0:39:29 > 0:39:32and wins you that jackpot, £1,250, what would you like to do with it?

0:39:32 > 0:39:33Jo, you first.

0:39:33 > 0:39:35I would like to go to Iceland.

0:39:35 > 0:39:38I've always fancied a weekend break in Iceland.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40How nice. A weekend, I think, is long enough.

0:39:40 > 0:39:43- A long weekend.- Yes. - Yeah.- A long weekend.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45Very good. Denise, how about you?

0:39:45 > 0:39:48I've been wanting for a long time to go on a hot-air balloon trip,

0:39:48 > 0:39:49so I will probably do that.

0:39:49 > 0:39:50Very good indeed.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53So, Iceland and hot air, fantastic.

0:39:53 > 0:39:54Best of luck. Three good answers, as I say,

0:39:54 > 0:39:56let's hope one of those at least is pointless.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Your first answer was We Bought A Zoo.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01In all three cases, we were looking for Scarlett Johansson films.

0:40:01 > 0:40:03Your first answer was We Bought A Zoo.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05If this is correct and it is pointless,

0:40:05 > 0:40:08it will win you £1,250.

0:40:08 > 0:40:10Let's see how many of our 100 people said We Bought A Zoo.

0:40:10 > 0:40:11Is it pointless?

0:40:14 > 0:40:15It's right.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17That was very much the first thing it had to be.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20We Bought A Zoo now takes us down through the 30s.

0:40:20 > 0:40:23If it goes down to pointless, it wins you £1,250.

0:40:23 > 0:40:24We are in single figures.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Down it goes. We Bought A Zoo, still going down...

0:40:26 > 0:40:30You've done it! Right out of the trap. Very well done indeed.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:32 > 0:40:36Very well done. Superb.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40Very well done indeed.

0:40:40 > 0:40:43Congratulations. We Bought A Zoo was a pointless answer.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Your very first answer.

0:40:45 > 0:40:49A pointless answer, which means you go home with that jackpot of £1,250.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52Off to Iceland, up in that balloon you go.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Well, that turned out very nicely, didn't it?

0:40:56 > 0:40:58Especially as on the last show,

0:40:58 > 0:41:00you lost because of Moody Blues

0:41:00 > 0:41:03and now the Shades Of Red have won you that jackpot.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05Terrific stuff.

0:41:05 > 0:41:06Your other two answers,

0:41:06 > 0:41:08Girl With A Pearl Earring would've scored you 10 points.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11The Other Boleyn Girl, another pointless answer.

0:41:11 > 0:41:15- Oh, well done!- Very well done. - Very well done.

0:41:17 > 0:41:20Three very good categories, I think, here, because lots of people...

0:41:20 > 0:41:22Lots of different areas of knowledge.

0:41:22 > 0:41:23We'll start with Maroon 5.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26I know some people would've got pointless answers here.

0:41:26 > 0:41:27Seven pointless answers.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29If I Never See Your Face Again, Makes Me Wonder,

0:41:29 > 0:41:30Misery, Wake-Up Call,

0:41:30 > 0:41:32also, It Was Always You,

0:41:32 > 0:41:35Must Get Out and This Summer was also pointless answer.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37Very well done if you got any of those.

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Scarlett Johansson now - lots of big films here

0:41:39 > 0:41:41were pointless answers for Scarlett Johansson.

0:41:41 > 0:41:43Home Alone 3, Match Point,

0:41:43 > 0:41:46in which she starred alongside a certain Alexander Armstrong.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49The Woody Allen film. Did you actually get to meet her?

0:41:49 > 0:41:51- When you filmed?- Oh, I...

0:41:51 > 0:41:53- No.- Did you not?

0:41:53 > 0:41:56No. I was on set one day when she was there.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58What were they saying about her?

0:41:58 > 0:42:01What was the vibe about Scarlett on set?

0:42:01 > 0:42:03- She was very nice. They liked her. - Good.- She was very popular.

0:42:03 > 0:42:05- I like it when people are nice. - Yeah, no, she was nice.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08The Horse Whisperer, there's The Other Boleyn Girl.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11Also could've had Hail Caesar, Hitchcock, Scoop, The Black Dahlia,

0:42:11 > 0:42:14The Prestige, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17That would have been a good answer. Well done if you said that.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Under The Skin as well was a pointless answer.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21And now the Claret Jug winners at the Open.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24I know lots of people would've done well on this. Lots of pointless answers as well.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26The South African Louis Oosthuizen.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28Mark O'Meara, Padraig Harrington, a pointless answer.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31Stewart Cink, who won against Tom Watson a few years back.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33You also could have had Ben Curtis, Ben Hogan, David Duval,

0:42:33 > 0:42:35Ian Baker-Finch, John Daly,

0:42:35 > 0:42:37Justin Leonard, Mark Calcavecchia.

0:42:37 > 0:42:39Todd Hamilton, Tony Lema, Zach Johnson -

0:42:39 > 0:42:41all sorts of pointless answers there.

0:42:41 > 0:42:43Well done if you got any of those at home

0:42:43 > 0:42:45and terrific work in the studio.

0:42:45 > 0:42:46Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49Thanks once again to our winning players, Jo and Denise,

0:42:49 > 0:42:52who go away with today's jackpot of £1,250.

0:42:52 > 0:42:53Very well done.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:56 > 0:42:59Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:42:59 > 0:43:00to the test on Pointless.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.