Episode 32

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0:00:18 > 0:00:20APPLAUSE

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:25 > 0:00:27the show where the aim of the game is to avoid the obvious

0:00:27 > 0:00:30and find the obscure. Let's meet today's players.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35And couple number one.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hi, my name's Liz, this is my daughter Rosie,

0:00:38 > 0:00:39and we're from Milton Keynes.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Couple number two.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Hi, my name is Stuart, this is my friend David

0:00:42 > 0:00:44and we are from Edinburgh.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Couple number three.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Hi, I'm Liam, this is Francesca, and we're friends from Cardiff.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50And finally, couple number four.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Hi, I'm Rash, I'm from High Wycombe, this is my friend Tony,

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- he's from Hounslow. - And these are today's contestants.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Thanks very much, all of you, a very warm welcome to Pointless.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Great to have you here. We'll get a chance to chat throughout the show,

0:01:03 > 0:01:04of course, as it goes along.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce,

0:01:07 > 0:01:09the Rasputin of the highfalutin,

0:01:09 > 0:01:11it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Hiya. Hey, everybody.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Good afternoon.

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Good afternoon to you, sir.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- And to you.- Are you well?

0:01:19 > 0:01:20I am well, thank you.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23We've given away the Jackpot four shows in a row.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24That's pretty good going, isn't it?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- I know.- We have a rush of these things.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28That's good news, everyone, isn't it?

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Only Rosie and Liz coming back from that last show and we didn't

0:01:34 > 0:01:35see much of you in that one, only the one round.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37But it's lovely to have you back,

0:01:37 > 0:01:39hopefully see a little bit more of you.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41And lovely to meet our six new friends.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44That's nice, isn't it? Strangers are just friends we haven't met yet.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Yes, that's right.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47And Round One is a lovely one.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh, Richard. What a lovely show it's going to be.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Well, you know, we've got new guests, haven't we?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54You've laid it on, you've got all your nice questions out.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Exactly. Well it's, it's kind of nice, it's interesting.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- OK.- It's interesting.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59- There we are.- I'll say that.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Interesting. Good luck.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Now, Dale and Lindsey won the jackpot last time,

0:02:03 > 0:02:07I mean, we just give it out every time routinely now.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11But, yes, they did, which means we start off with a jackpot of £1,000,

0:02:11 > 0:02:14there it is. Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22You know this, of course, but I'm going to say it anyway.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25The pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:02:25 > 0:02:28will be eliminated. That's it.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Best of luck to all four pairs.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Our first category this afternoon is...

0:02:33 > 0:02:35It's a flags round.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:02:38 > 0:02:39who's going to go second,

0:02:39 > 0:02:42and whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48OK. So, our question concerns...

0:02:52 > 0:02:54LAUGHTER

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Not sure how I feel about that.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Interesting though, right? In 2016 the UN published its report,

0:03:00 > 0:03:03they do it all the time, the happiness index of the world,

0:03:03 > 0:03:06which countries, the citizens of which countries, are happiest.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09And we're going to show you 16 flags now, on this board,

0:03:09 > 0:03:14of nations that finished higher than the UK in the happiness index.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Where did we come on the index?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18We came 23rd.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Well, that's nice. OK.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22So now we're going to show you and image which has various flags.

0:03:22 > 0:03:2416, in fact, flags.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Let's find out what those flags are. Here they come.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Right. There you go.

0:03:31 > 0:03:3416 countries happier than the United Kingdom.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Liz, welcome back to Pointless. - Thank you.- Here from Milton Keynes?

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Yes.- Remind us is what keeps you busy in Milton Keynes?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Um, well, I like horses and riding,

0:03:44 > 0:03:46and I go to an awful lot of weddings.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- Oh, do you?- Yes.- Just because you're enormously popular? Or...?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52No, because I do the paperwork for two local churches.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55I do the legal paperwork, make sure the registers are completed

0:03:55 > 0:03:57and get the people to sign them.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Oh, that's nice. So quite busy Saturdays.- Yes.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- But it puts a spring in your step, I'd have thought.- Yes.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04- A nice wedding.- Yeah, Fridays, too, cos it's cheaper.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06OK. Oh, right, of course. Very nice, very nice.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Now, Liz, how are we feeling about our flags?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Um... Yes, some of them I know,

0:04:11 > 0:04:14some of them I should do and I can't put a name to.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Um...

0:04:15 > 0:04:17I'll go for...

0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Irish Republic.- The Irish Republic.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23The Republic of Ireland, says Liz.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Let's see how many of our 100 people went for the Republic of Ireland.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30It's right.

0:04:34 > 0:04:3546.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36APPLAUSE

0:04:36 > 0:04:3846 for the ROI.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Yeah, the 19th happiest nation in the world, Ireland.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44They used to run on Dublin Mean Time,

0:04:44 > 0:04:47which was 25 minutes behind Greenwich Mean Time, up until 1916.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Seriously?- Yeah.- 25 minutes?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Well, you know, but lots of places,

0:04:52 > 0:04:55it's only very recently that even England and Scotland and Wales have...

0:04:55 > 0:04:59- That's true, they all had different time zones.- Used to be all weird times all over the place.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Because it was the trains, really,

0:05:00 > 0:05:03the train timetables that made us standardise everything.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06That's a very good point. Before train timetables,

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- you could kind of live on your own time.- Yeah, pretty much.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Thanks very much indeed. Now, David.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here from Edinburgh.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15What do you do, David?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17I'm actually about to start a new job, um,

0:05:17 > 0:05:20so I'm moving to Vietnam to teach English.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- What was your old job? - I worked in retail, so...

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I see. That's going to be quite exciting.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Very, yes.- Do you have friends out in Vietnam who said,

0:05:28 > 0:05:30"David, you've got to come over here?"

0:05:30 > 0:05:33No, no, my girlfriend and I were in Thailand a couple of years ago,

0:05:33 > 0:05:36we loved that part of the world, so we decided, why not?

0:05:36 > 0:05:37How exciting. So you've already,

0:05:37 > 0:05:39you've had your farewell parties back in Edinburgh?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- I'm about to, yeah. - Have you had all your jabs yet?

0:05:42 > 0:05:43I've had all my jabs, yeah.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46So there's nothing but the flight between you and Vietnam.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- This is it, yeah. - Oh, that's very exciting.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49How long will you stay out there, do you think?

0:05:49 > 0:05:53- A year.- And maybe longer? If it all goes well?- Maybe longer, yes.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Wow. David, how are you on your flags?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59- I'm pretty good. - HE LAUGHS

0:05:59 > 0:06:01I regret saying that now,

0:06:01 > 0:06:03but I feel confident, yes.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05There are a couple I think are a bit risky,

0:06:05 > 0:06:08so I'm going to play it quite safe and go for Iceland.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Iceland, says David.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Iceland.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17It's right.

0:06:17 > 0:06:2046 is our only score at this point, and you pass it.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22There we are. Oh, you do pass it.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Look at that, 15. APPLAUSE

0:06:23 > 0:06:2615 for Iceland, very well done indeed, David.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Very well played, there's the Iceland flag,

0:06:29 > 0:06:31second from the right on the second row up.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33The third happiest nation on earth.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Iceland. There you go.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37OK, Francesca, welcome to Pointless.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Lovely to have you here, from Cardiff?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Yes.- And what do you do in Cardiff?

0:06:41 > 0:06:45I'm an English teacher, and I'm also a learning and skills coach.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Very good indeed. What level of English do you teach?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49GCSE, all levels really.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- All levels.- Yeah.- I see.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54So you're nearing the end of your term, your year, at this point.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Yes.- How much time do you get off over, say, a summer holiday

0:06:57 > 0:07:00before you have to start planning again for September?

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Well, I'm in further education, so we finish May, June time,

0:07:04 > 0:07:06- so we get a longer break than secondary schools.- I see, that's nice.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09What are you planning to do with your nice, long break?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Um, not much, to be quite honest.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- But that's nice, not much. - We work really hard.- Yeah, I know.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16I know. Put your feet up a bit.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Yes.- Yeah. So your reward is to come on Pointless.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- There you are.- Yes. - That's...that's relaxing.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22LAUGHTER

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Francesca, what would you like to go for?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Um, I think I should just play it kind of safe

0:07:27 > 0:07:29and get something on the board.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30So I'm going to go with Norway.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Norway, says Francesca.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Let's see how many of our 100 people said Norway.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39It's right.

0:07:39 > 0:07:4146 is our highest score, 15 is our low.

0:07:41 > 0:07:4254.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44A new high score, but it's not bad. APPLAUSE

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Much better than 100.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50And the fourth happiest country in the world, as well, Norway.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Slightly less happy than Iceland.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- But, um...- They're so nice, Norwegians.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Norwegians, yeah, absolutely.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58When I was in Norway, I didn't meet a single Norwegian

0:07:58 > 0:08:00I didn't wholeheartedly like.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01- How many did you meet?- Seven.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02LAUGHTER

0:08:02 > 0:08:06They gave a Norwegian knighthood to a penguin at Edinburgh zoo,

0:08:06 > 0:08:07the Norwegians.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Sir Puh-puh-puh? LAUGHTER

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Yeah.- That's nice, isn't it?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- It is nice.- Cold, though.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Yeah.- Lot less people.- But hearty.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17You know how cold weather makes people a bit more sociable?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Um... Yeah, maybe.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23- OK. Norway.- Nice. Lovely place.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Lovely place!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Rash, have you ever been to Norway? - Um, no, I haven't.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Oh, I was hoping you'd say yes, you could back me up there.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- What do you do, Rash? - I'm a freelance accountant,

0:08:31 > 0:08:33which is a euphemism for unemployed a lot of the time.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Oh, really. Sort of a free, a para-accountant.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39You'll run in where you're needed.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Do your accounting and run out again.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44What are your hobbies when not being a freelance accountant?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46I play golf very badly.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Lovely.- I watch a lot of football and cinema.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Excellent. There we are. Now, Rash, what about these flags?

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Um...

0:08:54 > 0:08:56A couple of the good ones have been taken,

0:08:56 > 0:08:58so I think I'm going to say Brazil.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59Brazil, says Rash.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Brazil on that board.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07It's right.

0:09:08 > 0:09:1257. Not bad. Not bad at all.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13APPLAUSE

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Ranked 17th, Brazil. I think I'd be happy if I lived in Brazil.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18I think you'd have to be.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Don't you think?- You'd have to be happy there, I think.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Nice place to live.- Yeah, yeah.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Thank you very much. We're halfway through the round,

0:09:24 > 0:09:26we'd better just have a little recap of those scores.

0:09:26 > 0:09:2815 was the best score of that pass.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31David, very, very well done indeed to you because we then hike up

0:09:31 > 0:09:33quite a way to 46, where we find Liz and Rosie,

0:09:33 > 0:09:3554, where we find Francesca and Liam,

0:09:35 > 0:09:38and 57, where we find Rash and Tony.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41All quite close together there, but Tony, you are just out in front.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43So we need a nice, low score from you on the next pass.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45We're going to come back down the line now,

0:09:45 > 0:09:47can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Tony.- Hello.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Welcome. Here from Hounslow?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Yes.- And what is it you do in Hounslow, Tony?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Well, I do it in Richmond, but I'm a postman.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- You're a postman?- Yes.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Now that's fun. You're out delivering rather than back in the sorting office?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Yes.- You're out delivering.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Are you on exactly the same beat each time?- More or less, yeah.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Up and down the hill. - It's very hilly, Richmond.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Isn't it? Yeah.- Oh, really hilly.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Do you take a sack with all the post in, or do you have a little...

0:10:14 > 0:10:16MIMICS SQUEAKING

0:10:16 > 0:10:18I've got both, I can choose.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21On the round I can make my own decisions as I walk around.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Um, now, Tony. You're out ahead. 57.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27We need a low score from you. What would you like to go for?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Well, a couple of the more difficult ones I'd only be guessing at,

0:10:30 > 0:10:32I don't think Rash would forgive me for that.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35So I'll play for one that I know, I think I know anyway, Denmark.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Denmark says Tony.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Denmark, no red line for you as you are the high-scorers but let's see

0:10:40 > 0:10:42how many of our 100 people said Denmark.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47It's right.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52That's a good answer, Tony, look at that, 29.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Second lowest answer, lowest scorer, should say, of the round.

0:10:55 > 0:10:5786 is your total.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Happiest country in the world, Denmark.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04How about that? It rains or snows 50% of the time.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06ALEXANDER CHUCKLES What's not to love.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08- And yet they're still happy. - Cold weather makes people happier.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Well, I think it does if you look at, other than Brazil so far

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- it's been quite cold, hasn't it? - Thank you very much, Richard.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Now, Liam, welcome. Welcome here from Cardiff.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20What do you do, Liam?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22I am a customer service advisor.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Are you? What kind of, what sort of customers are these?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27What have they been buying?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- They are buying gas and electric and home care products.- That...

0:11:30 > 0:11:33They're some happy customers already, aren't they?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Oh, fantastic yeah. - Very good, indeed.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37What are your interests aside from the customers?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Aside from that I love anything X-Men related.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44I like writing, I try to do a lot of that.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48I'm more of an ideas guy than seeing it through to the end, which is not helpful.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50I'm not going to make my money and get my BAFTA that way.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Oh, well, you never know.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Now, Liam, you were on 54.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56The high scorers are behind you.

0:11:56 > 0:11:5986. So 31 or less is your target.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01There's a couple I know,

0:12:01 > 0:12:05and I'm not sure whether to take a risk because I'm between two answers

0:12:05 > 0:12:07for one of them that I think would be a good one.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10But I'm going to have to go with the one that I know for sure.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12And that would be Belgium.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Belgium, says Liam. Here is your red line.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18If you can get below that with Belgium you're into the next round.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20How many people said Belgium.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24It's right.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Ooh, look at that Liam, very well done!

0:12:29 > 0:12:30It's exactly what you needed.

0:12:30 > 0:12:3331 was your target, 29's what you got.

0:12:33 > 0:12:3583 is your total, very well done.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Yeah, very well done. Ranked 18th in the world, Belgium.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41They've got a tram in Belgium that runs the entire length of the coast.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- That's pretty good, isn't it?- 70 stops.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47That's nice. Very good, thank you Richard. Now, Stuart.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Stuart, welcome to Pointless.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Good to have you here. What do you do, Stuart?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Er, I am a motivational speaker.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Ah, that is just...that is so timely.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Because I was, I was, I was just flagging.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01STUART LAUGHS

0:13:01 > 0:13:05I, um. Do you go and speak to huge roomfuls of people?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Theatres full of people? What sort of form does it take?

0:13:08 > 0:13:12It totally varies. It can be anything from one or two people in a room to 400 people in a room,

0:13:12 > 0:13:15- kids, adults, different focuses. - Wow.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18And by the time you've finished is everyone whooping,

0:13:18 > 0:13:20whirling napkins over their heads?

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- That's the target that's the goal for sure.- Ah, fantastic. Fantastic.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Now, Stuart, you are on 15 at the moment.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27A fantastic low score from David in the first pass.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30If you wanted to remain with us you need to score 70 or less with your

0:13:30 > 0:13:35answers. Getting harder, isn't it? As each, as each flag is named.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36What would you like to go for?

0:13:36 > 0:13:40There was, I had a flag in mind if we needed a low answer but I don't

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- think I need to take that risk.- Mmm.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45I'll go for Switzerland.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49Switzerland says Stuart. Here is your red line, nice and high.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52If you can get below that with Switzerland, you are into the next round.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54How many people said Switzerland?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58It's right.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00And you're through. Look at that.

0:14:00 > 0:14:0260 for Switzerland.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Not leaving too much to spare there,

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Stuart, but that takes a total up to 75 and sees you comfortably through.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Well done.- And that's the second happiest country in the world.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11We've done the top four now.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Thank you. Now Rosie. Welcome back. - Thank you.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Remind us what you do, Rosie?

0:14:15 > 0:14:18- I'm a software licence manager. - That is absolutely right.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- You, you've managed the licensing of software.- I do.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Literally any software.- Yeah, yeah.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25You are the person who looks after the licensing...

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- I'm afraid so.- ..of that.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Is that a legal thing or is it an electronic thing?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33It can be, both, yeah. It can be from a couple of hundred pounds to

0:14:33 > 0:14:35millions and millions of pounds.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37OK. So was your background legal, then?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40No, I've just done that for about 18 years now.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44- But you now know, you know your way around software licensing. - Yes.- Fantastic.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48How well do you know your way around, for example, flags?

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Um.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Well... There are some obvious ones up there.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56Canada, and America, and I'm really kicking myself

0:14:56 > 0:14:59because I'm not sure if that's Australia or New Zealand.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02So I'm going to go for Germany.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Germany. Germany.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07OK. Now you want to be scoring 39 or less.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11You have to get below that. How many of our 100 people said Germany?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16It's right.

0:15:17 > 0:15:22I feared that might happen, Rosie, 79 for Germany.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Takes your total up to 125.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Yeah, big scorer there. 16th happiest country in the world, Germany.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Happier than us. I can see that, the football and stuff, I guess.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- I guess.- Now let's go through the ones that we haven't ticked off,

0:15:34 > 0:15:38shall we? On the top there we've got the lowest and the highest scorer next to each other.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41The lowest scorer next to Switzerland there is Costa Rica.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Would have scored you one point.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Next to that, United States on 89.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Fifth happiest country in the world, Finland on 41.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Canada on 88.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Next to that, that one's Australia.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56On 70. Down onto the third row, next to Ireland there

0:15:56 > 0:15:59we've got Singapore, would have scored you two points.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Then the bottom row, there's only two left to fill in.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04We've got Mexico on 14,

0:16:04 > 0:16:06and New Zealand's up there as well,

0:16:06 > 0:16:08New Zealand with 63.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Thank you very much, Richard.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12At the end of our first round, the pair we're saying goodbye to

0:16:12 > 0:16:15with their high score of 125, Rosie and Liz, I'm afraid it is you.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18It's been lovely having you on but so short.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20On both occasions. I'm so sorry.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Far too soon to be sending you home but thank you so much for coming

0:16:22 > 0:16:25to play. Rosie and Liz, everyone. APPLAUSE

0:16:27 > 0:16:30But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38And just like that we lost one of our pairs.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40We are down to three pairs.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42I'm afraid to say at the end of this round it will happen again.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45I know. We'll have to say goodbye to another pair that is standing in

0:16:45 > 0:16:50front of me now. I wouldn't like to say which pair that might be because you all did incredibly well.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Very, very close.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Just 11 points between the highest and lowest scores there.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Best of luck to all three pairs for Round Two.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Our category for Round Two today is...

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Can you all decide in your pairs,

0:17:03 > 0:17:07who's going first, who's going second and whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14OK and the question concerns...

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Fictional pubs and bars in books and film, Richard.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Yeah. We're going to show you six pubs or bars on each pass.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25We need you to tell us the title of the film or book

0:17:25 > 0:17:29where you would have first found that pub or bar, please.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33There's going to be six on the first board, six on the second, 12 in all to have a go at at home.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34- Good luck.- Thanks very much, indeed.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38OK. So let's reveal our six pubs or bars and here they come.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04I'm going to read those all again.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23There we are. Stuart, over to you.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26It's not great.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29There's one fairly obvious one that I think, well, I know is correct,

0:18:29 > 0:18:32however, I think I'm going to take a little bit of a gamble.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34I'm going to go for Copacabana

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- and I think that might be Goodfellas.- Goodfellas says Stuart.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people

0:18:40 > 0:18:41said Goodfellas.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45It's right.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Nine.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54There we go, Stuart, very well done.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57That's a very good risk to take, yeah.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00There is a very famous three-minute tracking shot in that film where

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Ray Liotta and Lorraine Bracco walk through the Copacabana.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Thanks very much, Richard. Liam.

0:19:06 > 0:19:11Film and literature was what we wanted but this one is a really

0:19:11 > 0:19:15tricky one and I think I know the two more obvious ones.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17And if it's right I'm going to have to go for it.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20So I think and hope that,

0:19:20 > 0:19:24is it The Silence Of The Lambs for the top one?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26The Silence Of The Lambs you're going to say for the John Landis.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Let's see if that's right,

0:19:28 > 0:19:31let's see how many of our 100 people said The Silence Of The Lambs.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37No. I'm afraid not The Silence Of The Lambs, Liam,

0:19:37 > 0:19:39that scores you 100 points.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Yes, sorry, Liam, but you did get one of the all-time great intakes of

0:19:42 > 0:19:44breath from Francesca when you said it.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Ah, that will be available as a ringtone shortly.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Ah, now then, Rash.

0:19:52 > 0:19:53How do you like this board

0:19:53 > 0:19:55and do you feel up to talking us through it?

0:19:55 > 0:19:58I know a few. The top one, The Slaughtered Lamb, I think,

0:19:58 > 0:20:00is An American Werewolf In London.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03The JK Rowling is probably one of the Harry Potters, but I don't know much about that.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06The Crow And Crown is probably Withnail And I.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Rick's Cafe is Casablanca

0:20:07 > 0:20:09and the bottom one I think is A Clockwork Orange.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13So I'm going to say the Crow And Crown, Bruce Robinson,

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Withnail And I. - Withnail And I, says Rash.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Let's see how many of our 100 people got Withnail And I.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23It's right.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28Nine is our low score at this point.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30And you pass it. Look at that. Down to two.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Very well done indeed, Rash.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Two for Withnail And I.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Great answer, great film.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Beautifully done, Rash, yeah, very, very nice.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Fantastic film, Withnail And I.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42The first preview screening Bruce Robinson went to, he said,

0:20:42 > 0:20:45was an absolute disaster. He says it was almost silent throughout,

0:20:45 > 0:20:47apart from people just sort of chatting away,

0:20:47 > 0:20:50not a single laugh throughout the entire thing.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Then he discovered afterwards it was a coachload of German students who

0:20:53 > 0:20:57didn't understand English who were watching. He was hugely relieved.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00You took us through the rest of the board beautifully apart from

0:21:00 > 0:21:02JK Rowling. American Werewolf In London is correct

0:21:02 > 0:21:06for the John Landis film and that would have scored you 16 points.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10Rick's Cafe Americain was Casablanca,

0:21:10 > 0:21:13would have scored you 29 and you are right about the Korova Milk Bar,

0:21:13 > 0:21:15it's from A Clockwork Orange.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18That would have scored you 17 so you also chose the right one of the ones

0:21:18 > 0:21:20you knew and it's the first Harry Potter book,

0:21:20 > 0:21:22so Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone

0:21:22 > 0:21:25and that would have scored you 56.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29We're halfway through, let's look at those scores.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Two, the best score of that pass,

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Rash, very well done, indeed, Rash and Tony.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Nine is where we find Stuart and David.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38100, Liam and Francesca.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- Yes.- Now that may be an issue. We shall see, though.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43A nice low score from you, Francesca, and who knows,

0:21:43 > 0:21:46there might be some impossible ones on that next board, fingers crossed.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49Good luck either way. We're going to come back down the line now.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Can the second players please step up to the podium.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57OK, let's put six more pubs or bars up on the board and here they come.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00We've got...

0:22:22 > 0:22:23I'll read those all again.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Tony...we come to you.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51There you are on two. A lovely low score from Rash in that last pass.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Absolutely aced that round.

0:22:53 > 0:22:54- Mmm.- He's set you up very nicely,

0:22:54 > 0:22:58if you can score 97 or less the head-to-head awaits.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00OK. Well I'd like to go for the second one.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Bob's Country Bunker, John Landis film from 1980,

0:23:03 > 0:23:06- is it The Blues Brothers? - The Blues Brothers, says Tony.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11There's your red line, lovely and high.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15It is The Blues Brothers.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Look at that! Five for The Blues Brothers.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24You're on fire on that far podium.

0:23:24 > 0:23:25Taking your score up to seven.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- Very well done, indeed. - They know their films, don't they?

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Yeah, Dan Ackroyd proposed to Carrie Fisher during that film.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34He saved her life by using the Heimlich manoeuvre and proposed to

0:23:34 > 0:23:35her. They were briefly engaged.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Ah. And then she broke it off?

0:23:37 > 0:23:40- She got back together with Paul Simon.- Um, there we are.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Brilliant. Thank you very much, indeed. Now Francesca.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45There you are. You are our high-scorers at the moment.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47At the moment.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50If you could possibly score eight or less,

0:23:50 > 0:23:53you would find yourselves just very slightly still in the running.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Um, there is a few that I know but there's a couple I'm not sure on.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58I think I have to take a bit of a risk at this point,

0:23:58 > 0:24:00there's nothing else for it.

0:24:00 > 0:24:04So I'm going to go with The Admiral Benbow Inn, Treasure Island.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Treasure Island, says Francesca.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08No red Line for you as you are the high-scorers.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12Let's see how far down the column we can get with Treasure Island.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15It's right.

0:24:20 > 0:24:2240.

0:24:22 > 0:24:2540 for Treasure Island, taking your total up to 140.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Yeah, belongs to the father of Jim Hawkins,

0:24:27 > 0:24:29the main character in Treasure Island.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Thanks very much, indeed.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Now then, David, good news for you, you are already through.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37With that safety net beneath you, do you feel like talking us

0:24:37 > 0:24:40through the board and filling in all our blanks?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43The George Lucas one, the Cantina,

0:24:43 > 0:24:46something Star Wars-y, but I don't know very much about that.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Prancing Pony, don't know either.

0:24:48 > 0:24:53But I think The Winchester is where they go in Shaun Of The Dead.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Shaun Of The Dead is the one you're going to go for.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57The Winchester. Let's see if that's right,

0:24:57 > 0:25:00let's see how many of our 100 people went for Shaun Of The Dead.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04It's right.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11It's a great answer. 11. Look at that. Very well done, indeed.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Taking your total up to a nice neat round 20.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17Very well played. Directed by Edgar Wright, Shaun Of The Dead.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21The Mos Eisley Cantina is in something very Star Wars-y,

0:25:21 > 0:25:22it's in Star Wars. So that's...

0:25:22 > 0:25:24LAUGHTER

0:25:24 > 0:25:27That would have scored you more points, though, 30 points.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30The Ink And Paint Club, this is a really, really tough one,

0:25:30 > 0:25:32a Robert Zemeckis film, it's Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Ah.- Would have scored you two points. Very well done if you got that at home.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37And The Prancing Pony?

0:25:37 > 0:25:39- Is Lord Of The Rings?- Yeah.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41And that would have scored 24.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Thank you very much, indeed, Richard.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46So at the end of our second round we have to say goodbye to Francesca and

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Liam. I'm so sorry, that was tough.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51We'll see you again next time and I'm sure you'll go much further,

0:25:51 > 0:25:54but in the meantime thanks so much for playing. Francesca and Liam.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55APPLAUSE

0:25:57 > 0:26:01But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Congratulations Rash and Tony, David and Stuart,

0:26:08 > 0:26:10you are now one step closer to the final and a chance to

0:26:10 > 0:26:13play for our jackpot which currently stands

0:26:13 > 0:26:14at £1,000.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18But the big news is we have made it to the head-to-head which means you

0:26:18 > 0:26:19can start playing as teams.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22You can chat, you can confer before you give your answers.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Well, look at this, a group of friends.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Friends versus friends.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32We could say Scotland versus England,

0:26:32 > 0:26:35we could say we've got the motivational team there

0:26:35 > 0:26:37versus Tony the postman.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Stuart talks a good game, Tony delivers.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41There we are.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Very, very best of luck. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Here is your first question and it concerns...

0:26:55 > 0:26:56CONTESTANTS LAUGH

0:26:56 > 0:26:59- Richard.- Yep, we're going to show you five pictures of pigs.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01We need you to tell us their breed, please.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03We're going to give you alternate letters of that breed.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Very good, indeed. Let's reveal our five pigs and here they come.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08We've got...

0:27:32 > 0:27:35There we are, five breeds of pig,

0:27:35 > 0:27:39Rash and Tony, you've been our low-scorers so you will go first.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42I've no idea. Which one's the best?

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Go for E.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Er, E, British Saddleback.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50British Saddleback say Rash and Tony for E.

0:27:50 > 0:27:54Now then David and Stuart, do you fancy talking us through our other pigs?

0:27:54 > 0:27:56That was the one I knew!

0:27:56 > 0:27:59- Um.- Well we know that D is middle something.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Something White, I thought.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Middle White? Let's say that?

0:28:04 > 0:28:06Yeah. I've no idea.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08It's not a strong subject.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10I think we'll go for D, Middle White.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14Middle White. So we have British Saddleback and we have Middle White.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17So Rash and Tony have gone for British Saddleback for E,

0:28:17 > 0:28:21let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people got it.

0:28:24 > 0:28:25It's right.

0:28:28 > 0:28:2942.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31APPLAUSE

0:28:32 > 0:28:3442 for British Saddleback.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37David and Stuart, meanwhile, have gone for Middle White for D.

0:28:37 > 0:28:41Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Middle White.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45It's right.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50And it wins you the point! Look at that! There we go.

0:28:50 > 0:28:5431 for Middle White. Fantastic teamwork, arriving at that name.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56And it means, David and Stuart, after one question you are up 1-0.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59- Very well done.- Yeah, best teamwork ever, there, Stuart saying,

0:28:59 > 0:29:02well it's Middle something, and David saying, it's something White.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05The two of them suddenly looking at each other, thinking, here we go.

0:29:05 > 0:29:08Um, let's go through the rest of these, shall we.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11Those are the highest two scorers on the board, funnily enough.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13A is, you'll know it when I say it, it's Tamworth.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16- Oh, it's Tamworth! Oh. - Doesn't look like it is, does it?

0:29:16 > 0:29:19- For goodness' sake, that's easy. - 17 points for that.

0:29:19 > 0:29:22- There's a pointless answer up there. Which is B.- You're not kidding.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25And that is the Mangalitza.

0:29:25 > 0:29:28There you go. Looks almost like it could be a Shetland pony.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30Er, well, it's the woolly pig.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32It comes from Austria and Romania.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35And these are cute, aren't they?

0:29:35 > 0:29:36- Aren't they?- Look at them.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38They are Durocs.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41- Three points for that.- There we are.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43Thank you very much, indeed, Richard.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45So here comes your second question.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47Now, Rash and Tony, you have to win this one to stay in the game.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50Although David and Stuart get to answer it first.

0:29:50 > 0:29:53So good luck. Our second question is all about...

0:29:57 > 0:30:01- Fun. Richard.- Um, five scientific and technological breakthroughs

0:30:01 > 0:30:04now of the 1990s and the initials of what those breakthroughs were.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06Can you tell us what they are, please?

0:30:06 > 0:30:08OK, thanks very much, let's reveal our five breakthroughs

0:30:08 > 0:30:10and here they come.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13We've got...

0:30:35 > 0:30:37I'm going to read those all again.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58David and Stuart will go first.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10We were tempted by the first one

0:31:10 > 0:31:13but I think we're going to go for the second one

0:31:13 > 0:31:15- and try Dolly the sheep. - Dolly the sheep.

0:31:15 > 0:31:20Dolly the sheep, who I think resides in Edinburgh in a preserved form.

0:31:20 > 0:31:23Now, Rash and Tony, what would you like to go for?

0:31:23 > 0:31:26Well, um. We definitely don't know one of them so we're not going to go

0:31:26 > 0:31:28- for that one.- You can talk us through all of them if you like.

0:31:28 > 0:31:33- Ah, well, we think the first one is Hubble Space Telescope.- Yeah.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36The second one we think is Dolly the sheep.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39The third one is a bit of a giveaway, World Wide Web.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41And we don't know the fourth one.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44Unless the answer is Simon, but then there's a big clue there!

0:31:44 > 0:31:48The last one we think is, um, Human Genome Project.

0:31:48 > 0:31:49The Human Genome Project.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52So we have Dolly the sheep and the Human Genome Project.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54Now then, David and Stuart, Dolly the sheep.

0:31:54 > 0:31:55That's what you've gone for,

0:31:55 > 0:31:57let's see how many of our 100 people got that.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01It's right.

0:32:03 > 0:32:0565, big score there for Dolly the sheep.

0:32:07 > 0:32:10Rash and Tony meanwhile have gone for the Human Genome Project.

0:32:10 > 0:32:11Let's see if that's right.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14Let's see how many of our 100 people got it.

0:32:17 > 0:32:18It is right.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21And it wins it back, very well done indeed, Rash and Tony,

0:32:21 > 0:32:24back in the game, look at that, 14.

0:32:25 > 0:32:28It means after two questions, it's 1-1.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31Yeah, what an incredible decade as well for breakthroughs.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34It's amazing, while we're all watching telly and rowing about football and politics,

0:32:34 > 0:32:37these people are getting on changing the world in front of our eyes.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40Incredible stuff. The long-range observatory, you're right,

0:32:40 > 0:32:42was the Hubble Space Telescope.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44That would have scored 19 points.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46I think the boys knew that one as well, did you?

0:32:46 > 0:32:50- Yeah.- Still would have lost, wouldn't you, because of the Human Genome Project.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53- But it would have sounded cooler! - Yeah, definitely!

0:32:53 > 0:32:55The service is, of course, the World Wide Web.

0:32:55 > 0:32:57That would've scored 77.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00Now this last one, you'll kick yourself when you see it.

0:33:00 > 0:33:01I couldn't work it out at all.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04But again, it's something that we all have now.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06It's a smartphone.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08Would have scored you seven points.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Thank you very much, indeed, Richard.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14Here comes your third question, it all comes down to this,

0:33:14 > 0:33:18whoever wins this goes through to the final to play for that jackpot. Best of luck to both pairs.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21Our third question is all about...

0:33:24 > 0:33:28- Richard.- Yes, we're going to give you the first names now and the initial of five people

0:33:28 > 0:33:30who exhibited in the Sensation exhibition in 1997.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33Can you tell us who these artists are, please. Very best of luck.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35Thanks very much, indeed.

0:33:35 > 0:33:38Let's reveal our five Young British Artists, and here they come.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47I'll read those again.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54Rash and Tony, you'll go first again.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03We don't know all of them, but we're going for the middle one,

0:34:03 > 0:34:05Sarah Lucas, we think.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08Sarah Lucas, say Rash and Tony. Sarah Lucas.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10Now then, David and Stuart, do you want to talk us through the rest?

0:34:10 > 0:34:14- We think we know the two...- We know the two more obvious ones, I think.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16Tracey Emin and Damien Hirst.

0:34:16 > 0:34:17- That's right, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:34:17 > 0:34:19Shall we take a gamble on the top one?

0:34:19 > 0:34:22- Who do you think it is? - We could say Stuart?

0:34:22 > 0:34:24Jenny Stuart?

0:34:24 > 0:34:26I think that's wrong.

0:34:26 > 0:34:29We could take a gamble that they're wrong.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32- Yeah.- We'll go for Damien Hirst.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34You're going to go for Damien Hirst, I see the logic,

0:34:34 > 0:34:36we heard what you were saying there.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38You're banking on them being wrong.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40OK, now, Sarah Lucas is what Rash and Tony have gone for,

0:34:40 > 0:34:45let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said Sarah Lucas.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49They didn't get it wrong.

0:34:49 > 0:34:50Sarah Lucas is absolutely right.

0:34:52 > 0:34:56And it's a great score, down it goes, look at that, four for Sarah Lucas.

0:34:56 > 0:34:57Very well done, Rash and Tony.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59APPLAUSE

0:34:59 > 0:35:02That is going to take some beating.

0:35:02 > 0:35:04Damien Hirst, well, let's see what happens.

0:35:04 > 0:35:07Damien Hirst, how many people said that?

0:35:09 > 0:35:10It's right.

0:35:13 > 0:35:1462.

0:35:14 > 0:35:15APPLAUSE

0:35:17 > 0:35:19Well done, Rash and Tony.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22After three questions you are through to the final, 2-1.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24Yeah, great head-to-head, very well played everybody.

0:35:24 > 0:35:27Let's fill in the last three of those. You knew Tracey Emin.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30Tracey Emin would have scored you 43.

0:35:30 > 0:35:32At the bottom there, Marc Quinn,

0:35:32 > 0:35:35he would have scored you seven. The best answer on the board,

0:35:35 > 0:35:39she did lots of covers for Manic Street Preachers albums,

0:35:39 > 0:35:41she's Jenny Saville.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43She would have scored you two points.

0:35:43 > 0:35:45Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:35:47 > 0:35:49David and Stuart, this is where we part company.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51However, you'll be back again next time.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53You played incredibly well today, actually.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55A really strong performance across the show.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58We'll see you again next time, we'll look forward to that.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01In the meantime, thanks very much, David and Stuart. APPLAUSE

0:36:03 > 0:36:07But for Rash and Tony, it is now time for our Pointless final.

0:36:10 > 0:36:14Congratulations Rash and Tony, you have seen off all the opposition,

0:36:14 > 0:36:18and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:36:23 > 0:36:26You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:36:26 > 0:36:30and at the end of today's show the jackpot is standing at £1,000.

0:36:30 > 0:36:34There it is. Well, we have had a run now of four shows where we've given

0:36:34 > 0:36:37away the jackpot. Shall we make it five?

0:36:37 > 0:36:40- Well...- It'd be quite nice.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43What would you liked to see come up in this last round, anything in particular?

0:36:43 > 0:36:46I think we'd be good with football, if that came up.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49- OK.- Films, I think we'd have a chance.

0:36:49 > 0:36:50But not football films!

0:36:50 > 0:36:53No, not those. No, no!

0:36:53 > 0:36:56OK, as always, you get to choose your category from the four we put up on the board behind me.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59Let's hope there's something you like the look of up there.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01Today's choices are...

0:37:11 > 0:37:12Go with golf, go on.

0:37:14 > 0:37:15Come on. You know you want to.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17- Are you going to give me a hand? - Yeah.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19OK, we'll go Classic Ryder Cup tournaments.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22- Classic Ryder Cup tournaments it is. - OK, very best of luck gents,

0:37:22 > 0:37:26it's been a terrific team all the way through, hopefully you can make this five in a row.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28We're looking for anyone who played in any of the following three

0:37:28 > 0:37:31Ryder Cup tournaments, please. Anyone on either side,

0:37:31 > 0:37:33including the non-playing captain.

0:37:33 > 0:37:35Er, not vice captains, though.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38We're looking for anyone on the 1969 Ryder Cup teams,

0:37:38 > 0:37:41that was the US versus Great Britain and Northern Ireland,

0:37:41 > 0:37:45then anybody on the American, or European team from 1985,

0:37:45 > 0:37:49or the American or European team from 2006, please.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52So, anyone who played, including the non-playing captain,

0:37:52 > 0:37:54in each of those Ryder Cups.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57- Very best of luck. - Thank you very much, indeed.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00As always, you've up to one minute to come up with three answers,

0:38:00 > 0:38:03all you need to win that jackpot is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:38:03 > 0:38:07- Are you ready?- Yep.- Yes.- Good. Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09There they are, your time starts now.

0:38:10 > 0:38:12'69 is too far back.

0:38:12 > 0:38:142006 is our best chance.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17- Yes.- So, I'm going to say Paul Casey...

0:38:18 > 0:38:21What about Furyk? Would he have played?

0:38:21 > 0:38:23Jim Furyk would have done, on the American side.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Yeah, I always say him, because his is a weird surname.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27That's ten years ago. Yeah, I suppose it's feasible.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30And another European, maybe...

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Um...

0:38:32 > 0:38:36What about, is it Miguel Angel...

0:38:36 > 0:38:39- Miguel Angel Jimenez. - Go for him.

0:38:39 > 0:38:43- I'm not sure if he was there in 2006.- Oh.

0:38:43 > 0:38:45- Um...- They only play every two years, right?

0:38:45 > 0:38:48Yeah, 2006 was at the K Club.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Um...

0:38:50 > 0:38:52Darren Clarke was definitely there.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Ian Woosnam was the captain.

0:38:54 > 0:38:57What about the really scruffy one, Craig Stadler?

0:38:57 > 0:39:00Yeah, it would have been too late for him, though.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02- OK.- Um...

0:39:04 > 0:39:06- Jim Furyk.- Yeah.- Um, 2006...

0:39:06 > 0:39:09- Padraig Harrington? - Yeah, go for that.

0:39:09 > 0:39:12OK, that's your time up, let's have your three answers,

0:39:12 > 0:39:14and if you could say which category you're answering in.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16They're all going to be from 2006.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18All from 2006. And they are?

0:39:18 > 0:39:20We will go with Jim Furyk.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22Jim Furyk.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25- Er, Paul Casey.- Paul Casey.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28- And Darren Clarke. - And Darren Clarke.

0:39:28 > 0:39:32Of those three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:32 > 0:39:34- I'm going to say Paul Casey. - Paul Casey goes last.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36Least likely to be pointless?

0:39:36 > 0:39:39Possibly Jim Furyk, because we're not entirely sure.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42- OK, Jim Furyk we'll put first. - It's just a shot in the dark.- OK.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44Let's put those answers up on the board in that order, then.

0:39:44 > 0:39:45And here they are.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47We have got...

0:39:50 > 0:39:52Three very good answers up on the board there.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55Each one of those has a good chance of being pointless.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58If one of those wins you that jackpot of £1,000,

0:39:58 > 0:40:01what would you like to do with it? Rash, you first.

0:40:01 > 0:40:05Well, I'd give half of it to the Liverpool Guide Dogs for the Blind,

0:40:05 > 0:40:07which is something my sister's involved in.

0:40:07 > 0:40:11And the other half, to a small charity,

0:40:11 > 0:40:13I think it's in Surrey, called Sebastian's Action Trust.

0:40:13 > 0:40:17- Very good indeed.- Sorry, I'd also get 10% of his money, because I'm his agent.- Yeah.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20- Oh, right!- He did all the paperwork. - I did all the paperwork.- Yeah.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22Tony, how about you?

0:40:22 > 0:40:24I'd have to probably spend it on a trip to New York,

0:40:24 > 0:40:26not quite as laudable as Rash, but there you are.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29- Because we are going anyway.- OK, well very, very best of luck.

0:40:29 > 0:40:33Three good answers, as I say. Your first answer was Jim Furyk.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36In all three cases you've gone for the 2006 Ryder Cup.

0:40:36 > 0:40:40Jim Furyk, you thought, was probably your least likely answer to be pointless. Let's find out.

0:40:40 > 0:40:43You're not entirely sure it's right, Jim Furyk.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46If it is right and if it is pointless, it will win you £1,000.

0:40:46 > 0:40:49Is it right? How many people said it? Jim Furyk.

0:40:52 > 0:40:53It is right.

0:40:53 > 0:40:55OK, your first answer is right,

0:40:55 > 0:40:57Jim Furyk now takes us down through the 40s,

0:40:57 > 0:41:00if it goes all the way down to zero it will win you £1,000.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03We are now in single figures, down it goes, Jim Furyk still going down.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05You've done it!

0:41:05 > 0:41:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:08 > 0:41:10Fantastic, very well done indeed.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16Now that is teamwork, isn't it? Look at that!

0:41:16 > 0:41:18You line them up, Tony knocks them in.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21Or was it the other way round? Anyway, but still fantastic.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23Jim Furyk was a pointless answer, very well done.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26You will be going home with our jackpot of £1,000.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28APPLAUSE

0:41:31 > 0:41:34That's five jackpot wins in a row, very well played, gents.

0:41:34 > 0:41:38Your other two answers, Darren Clarke would have scored you three points,

0:41:38 > 0:41:41Paul Casey would have scored you one point.

0:41:41 > 0:41:45So Jim Furyk was the one and only, so very well played.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48You put them in the wrong order, but other than that terrific stuff.

0:41:48 > 0:41:51Now, let's go through all the different years,

0:41:51 > 0:41:52we'll start with 1969.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Everyone who played in that game, other than Tony Jacklin,

0:41:59 > 0:42:02Jack Nicklaus, Peter Alliss, Sam Snead, Brian Huggett and Lee Trevino.

0:42:02 > 0:42:06Every other answer was pointless, so well done if you said any others.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10Lots of pointless answers here as well.

0:42:13 > 0:42:16Andy North, Calvin Peete, Craig Stadler, who Tony mentioned,

0:42:16 > 0:42:17he was a pointless answer as well.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20Curtis Strange, Jose Maria Canizares, Jose Rivero,

0:42:20 > 0:42:23Lanny Wadkins, Manuel Pinero, Paul Way, Tom Kite.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25Lots of pointless answers there.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27And 2006.

0:42:27 > 0:42:28Lots more pointless answers.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35Chad Campbell, Chris DiMarco,

0:42:35 > 0:42:38David Howell, David Toms, Phil Mickelson was a pointless answer,

0:42:38 > 0:42:41Robert Karlsson, Scott Verplank, Zach Johnson also a pointless answer.

0:42:41 > 0:42:43Very well done if you got any of those at home.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Thanks very much, Richard,

0:42:45 > 0:42:47and thanks once again to our winning players,

0:42:47 > 0:42:51Rash and Tony, who go away with today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:42:51 > 0:42:53Very well done. APPLAUSE

0:42:55 > 0:42:59Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03- Goodbye.- And it's goodbye from me.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05Goodbye.