Episode 35

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0:00:21 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome to Pointless,

0:00:25 > 0:00:28the game where you're always aiming for the lowest score.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35And couple number one.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Hi, I'm Tash. This is my partner, Lina.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39We're from Bournemouth and we live in London.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Couple number two. - Hi, my name's Wayne.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44This is my sister, Lisa, and we're from Middleton in Manchester.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Couple number three. - Hi, I'm Adam.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48This is my friend, Ste, and we are from Liverpool.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49And finally, couple number four.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Hi, I'm Gary and this is my partner, Hayley.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54We're from Linlithgow, just outside Edinburgh.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56And these are today's contestants.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Thanks very much, all of you. A very warm welcome to Pointless.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Great to have you with us. We'll get a chance to chat to each of you,

0:01:03 > 0:01:05of course, throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10There's no flies on him, but that's mainly because he insists on

0:01:10 > 0:01:12only wearing wet-look pleather leggings.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Hiya. Hey, everybody.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Good afternoon.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19APPLAUSE

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Good afternoon to you, sir. - And to you.- How are you?

0:01:22 > 0:01:23- I'm very well.- Excellent.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25We welcome back two returning pairs from the last show.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Both very strong pairs.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Tash and Lina, who got through to the head-to-head.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33We've also got Adam and Ste, who got through to Round Two,

0:01:33 > 0:01:36although in the last show, they were called Adam and Steve.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Yeah, I know. So, what is it? VE Day back in Liverpool?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40LAUGHTER

0:01:40 > 0:01:41- You had a VE-ectomy.- Yes.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Something's happened. That's weird, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46I wonder why. I think it's because I said Adam and Steve sounds like

0:01:46 > 0:01:49a misprint in the Bible and

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Adam and Ste doesn't quite so much.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Yeah, they've sidestepped that one.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Now then, Sarah and Mike didn't win the jackpot last time,

0:01:56 > 0:01:59which means we add another £1,000 to the jackpot.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02It's getting bigger all the time, as it does when people don't win it,

0:02:02 > 0:02:05so, today's jackpot starts off at £3,000. There we are.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07APPLAUSE

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Remember this, the pair with the highest score at the end of

0:02:19 > 0:02:21each round will be eliminated, so just make sure

0:02:21 > 0:02:24you are not that pair. Best of luck to all four pairs.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Our first category this afternoon is...

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:02:32 > 0:02:33who's going to go second?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36And whoever's going first, please, step up to the podium.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42OK. And our question concerns...

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Richard.- Yeah, we are about to show you nine pictures

0:02:50 > 0:02:52of crime-fighting duos. We're looking for the name

0:02:52 > 0:02:54of any actor you are about to see.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56So it's going to be 18 actors in all.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Very best of luck, everybody. - Thanks very much indeed.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00So, we're going to put this picture up,

0:03:00 > 0:03:02it's going to stay up for the entire round, we won't be changing it.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Don't go expecting a change halfway through the round because we won't be doing that.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Just throw out a name and if it matches with one of these people,

0:03:09 > 0:03:11you're quids in.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13OK. Let's put the image up on the board, and here it comes.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14We have got...

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Them.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20You just have to name any of these crime-fighting actors.

0:03:21 > 0:03:26There we go. Lina, welcome to Pointless again.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Last time, we saw you through to the head-to-head.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31You were our golden couple, in fact, in the head-to-head.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- We were.- But by the very fact that you are back here,

0:03:35 > 0:03:37we can glean that you didn't make it through to the final.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- It all went wrong. - It didn't go terribly wrong.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41We had good answers from you.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44You were just underscored by your opponents.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46So, yes, remind us what you do, Lina.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49So, I work in a visa office in the Australian High Commission,

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- which is very exciting. - Which is quite exciting.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Are you actually front of house?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Do you meet the people who come in, who queue up,

0:03:55 > 0:03:57- or are you backstage... - Backstage, that's it, yeah.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00..doing all that stamping and paperwork? And your interests,

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- when you're not handing out visas? - Just travelling

0:04:02 > 0:04:04and kind of exploring London a bit and just...

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Yeah, that sort of thing. - Very good.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09What is the most exciting thing you've been to visit in London

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- since you've been here?- In London?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13OK. This is quite a lot of pressure now.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16So, recently went to kind of Shoreditch kind of area.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- That kind of Brixton markets, that sort of area.- There you are.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Street markets and the like.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Now, Lina, what are you going to go for?

0:04:23 > 0:04:27You just have to name one of these crime-fighting people.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30OK. This isn't a very good board for me,

0:04:30 > 0:04:32but I think I'm just going to play it safe

0:04:32 > 0:04:34and say Benedict Cumberbatch.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Benedict Cumberbatch, says Lina.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38OK. It's getting you a nod from Tash.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Benedict Cumberbatch.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45It's right.

0:04:48 > 0:04:5142. APPLAUSE

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- 42, not bad.- Yes, there he is.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55He's Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56There we are. Thank you, Richard.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Now then, Lisa, welcome here from Manchester.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- What do you do, Lisa? - I'm a planning administrator.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07I see. What bit of the whole planning process do you administer?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I'm in the operations department for services -

0:05:10 > 0:05:14- gas and water and electricity. - I see. Very good indeed.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Now, what are your interests, Lisa?

0:05:15 > 0:05:18I particularly like fitness, is a favourite one.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20What sort of thing do you do to keep fit?

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Do you just go to the gym or do you have a whole range of activities?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I have a range of activities, but I particularly like going to the gym,

0:05:26 > 0:05:27weight training and cycling.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- My two favourites. - Very good indeed. Good stuff.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Now, Lisa, what do you make of this board of crime-fighting duos?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36I'm going to go for Suranne Jones.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Suranne Jones, says Lisa.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Let's see how many of our 100 people said Suranne Jones.

0:05:46 > 0:05:4842 is our only score at this point.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49You pass it.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51How you pass it! Look at that.

0:05:51 > 0:05:5418. Very well done indeed, Lisa. APPLAUSE

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Good scoring skills.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Good answer, Lisa. Bailey from Scott & Bailey, there,

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- right in the middle, Suranne Jones. - Thanks very much, Richard.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Now then, Ste. Ste.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Not Steve.- No.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09I didn't go anywhere near the "vuh" and the "eh".

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Somewhere in your dressing room, there's just a couple of sad letters.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14OK. Ste, remind us what you do.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16I work in food retail.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18In food retail. In a frozen food...

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Quite a famous frozen food retail chain.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25And what do you do when you take your gloves off?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27When I take my gloves off? I like to play badminton,

0:06:27 > 0:06:30do a little bit of boxing, just for the cardio side of it.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- That's good. Do you actually... You spar?- Just sparring, yeah.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36But mainly for the fitness?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Knackering, isn't it? - It's very tiring.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Yeah. Very, very good for that.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Now, Ste, who are you going to name on this board?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- I am completely lost on this one. - ALEXANDER GASPS

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Completely lost on this one.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'm going to go with bottom right and I think it's just

0:06:50 > 0:06:52his character name, but Terry McCann.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53I know it's not his actor's name.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Terry McCann, says Ste.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Terry McCann. Let's see if it's right.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Let's see how many of our 100 people said Terry McCann.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Ste, I'm so sorry,

0:07:06 > 0:07:10an incorrect answer, scoring you 100 points.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Sorry, Ste. I will give all the correct answers at the end of the pass.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Thanks very much indeed.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Gary, welcome.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Nice to have you here from Linlithgow.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20What do you do up in Linlithgow, Gary?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23I'm a project manager for the British Council.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25That's fun. The British Council,

0:07:25 > 0:07:29sort of cultural exchange with the world at large.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Yeah. I work with schools,

0:07:30 > 0:07:35I help them find European partners and set up projects so they can...

0:07:35 > 0:07:39So they can go out and perform and school groups from overseas can come

0:07:39 > 0:07:41and perform over here? Oh, it's a brilliant institution,

0:07:41 > 0:07:43- the British Council.- Yeah. - How did you get into it?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I fell into it.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51They do that. Some people recruit, they just lay traps, don't they?

0:07:51 > 0:07:54A lot of the people who work there have a sort of language or

0:07:54 > 0:07:57cultural studies background. I've got a history background

0:07:57 > 0:08:00and I just tried various jobs after I had graduated and...

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- And that was the one that fitted? - Yeah, I enjoyed the organisation.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07I bet. Very good. Now, Gary, who are you going to go for on this board?

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Podium four is terrible because I've been staring at it, just panicking.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17I know the actors, but I've forgotten half their names.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19So I'm going for John Simm.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21John Simm. John Simm.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Let's see how many of our 100 people said John Simm.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30It's absolutely right.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Well, 18 is our low score at this point and you pass it.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Look at that. Down to 13. APPLAUSE

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Excellent actor, excellent score.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40- 13.- Well played, Gary.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42There he is, playing Sam Tyler in Life On Mars.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Also played the Master in Doctor Who.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Such a good actor. Very, very fine. OK, well, we're halfway through

0:08:48 > 0:08:50the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

0:08:50 > 0:08:5113, very well done,

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Gary and Hayley are on top of it all at the moment.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Then we go up to 18, where we find Lisa and Wayne.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Up to 42, Lina and Tash.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00And then, Ste and Adam, 100.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04100. We can't be sending you home at the end of this round.

0:09:04 > 0:09:05So, Adam, let's hope...

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- I'll try.- ..you've got a nice low scoring answer up your sleeve.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12We're going to come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Hayley, welcome to Pointless.- Hello.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Lovely to have you here.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20What do you do, Hayley?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23I work for Historic Environment Scotland,

0:09:23 > 0:09:25which is similar to English Heritage.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29We look after castles, abbeys, different historical monuments in Scotland.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33That's nice. Two nice jobs and both of you with a firm interest in history.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Did you meet through history? How did you meet?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Yes, we did meet sort of through history.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41We both worked as tour guides on the Royal Mile in Edinburgh.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44We both started off as ghost tour guides.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Oh, I was going to say, please, please tell me you dressed up?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48We had big cloaks and...

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Big cloaks and a sheet. Ooooh!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53That's the way to do it! That's really good fun.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56There's no better place for ghosts than the Royal Mile in Edinburgh.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Oh, fantastic. Who is your favourite ghost?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Oh...- Putting you on the spot! - I don't know, actually!

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Forget them, really.- The most evil ghost is a man called Mr Boots,

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- which doesn't sound very evil but... - It does.- He's not very nice.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09OK. Fair enough.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Hayley, you're on 13.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Really, in an ideal world,

0:10:13 > 0:10:15you'd score 86 or less

0:10:15 > 0:10:17and that would get you through to the next round. OK.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Well, I'm going to stick with the Life on Mars theme

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- and go for Philip Glenister. - Philip Glenister, says Hayley.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Here is your red line.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Let's see how far down the column you get with Phil Glenister.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31It's right and you're through.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Well, if John Simm scored 13...

0:10:36 > 0:10:39..Philip Glenister scores 10. There you are. Very well done.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41APPLAUSE Takes your total up to 23.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Very well done. A nice matching pair there from Life On Mars

0:10:45 > 0:10:48on that final podium. There he is, next to John Simm, Philip Glenister.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Thanks very much indeed.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51Now, Adam.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Adam, welcome back. Remind us what you do.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57I'm a delivery driver in the frozen retail business.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01- In the same frozen retail business...- Yes.- ..as Ste.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04So, Ste prepares the order, you pick it up

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- and take it to the customer? - In my little trendy van, yes.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11Very good. Does it run on some fuel other than petrol or diesel?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- No.- Oh, I'm sorry.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Now, Adam, what are your hobbies?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Football, darts, snooker.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Shove ha'penny. I'm just thinking of all the other pub sports.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23No. That was years ago.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25That was before I was born.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28And I like to do canyoning.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Oh, yes, canyoning! Yes.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32So, we go to the Lake District

0:11:32 > 0:11:36and we jump off waterfalls into just pools of water...

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- All kitted up with...? - From 35 foot.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Yeah, and you're all kitted up, you've got the wet suit on.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Yeah.- And you've got a buoyancy aid as well.- Yeah.- So, it's good.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46It's quite hard-core though.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48- It's dangerous, yeah. - You're telling me, 35 feet!

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Anyway, there we go. You're on a high score there,

0:11:50 > 0:11:53talking about dangerous. We need a low score from you, Adam,

0:11:53 > 0:11:56- to keep you in the game. Oh, no?- No.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00- No?- I've got a name, but I think I'm getting confused with someone else.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Remember, you can just throw a name at the board, you don't...

0:12:03 > 0:12:05I don't know anyone else, so I'll go the top right.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I don't think it's the right answer, but I'll go for it.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09- Timothy Spall.- I can see...

0:12:09 > 0:12:11I can see where the link's being made there.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Timothy Spall. Let's see if it's right.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16No red line for you as you're the high-scorers.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Let's see how many people said Timothy Spall.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23AUDIENCE GROAN Oh, Adam, I'm so sorry.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Another incorrect answer and that scores 100 points

0:12:25 > 0:12:27and that takes your total up to 200.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Yeah, sorry, Adam.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32I don't go canyoning, but I go Kanye-ing, which is...

0:12:32 > 0:12:34I release rap albums and get married to Kim Kardashian.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38- Yeah.- Which is equally dangerous, I might say.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40You get dropped into that marriage from a distance.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42- From 35 feet.- Exactly.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44And I have to wear a wet suit.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Not kidding there! Now, Wayne.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Hi.- Welcome to Pointless.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Good to have you here. What do you do, Wayne?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53I'm a recruitment consultant in Manchester.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55I recruit for teachers in...

0:12:55 > 0:13:00teachers, lecturers, in colleges across Yorkshire and Newcastle.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Very good. That's exciting.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03So, a wide... Yeah, a wide field there.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05You travel around the area quite a bit?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08I do. It's a really important part, to actually visit your clients

0:13:08 > 0:13:10and create rapport with them, so more often than not,

0:13:10 > 0:13:13you'll find me on a train zipping across Yorkshire and Newcastle,

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- just to sort of keep them sweet. - I can think of worse places to be zipping across!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Wayne, what do you like doing when you're not doing that?

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Very similar to Lisa, in a way.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23I absolutely love training, so I train...

0:13:23 > 0:13:26seven...six, seven days a week. I do weight training...

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- Wow.- ..gymnastics, running, yoga.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29I like to keep myself really active.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32What have you been doing while we've been keeping you penned up here

0:13:32 > 0:13:35at Pointless? Have you been lifting televisions, or, I don't know...?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Count this one as a day off. A well-earned one.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39This can be your one in seven.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Now, there you are, you're on 18, doesn't matter what you score.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Lovely low score from Lisa, by the way, in the first pass,

0:13:45 > 0:13:47but you're through to the next round anyway.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50But why not dazzle us with your crime knowledge?

0:13:50 > 0:13:54I'm going to go for it, cos I loved this programme back when I was young.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55- Tyne Daly.- Tyne Daly.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Yeah.- Tyne Daly, says Wayne.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00No red line, you're already through.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Let's see how many people said it.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Well, our lowest score so far has been 10.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13You end up at 12. APPLAUSE

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Tyne Daly.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Yeah, very well played. I loved that programme as well.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Plays Lacey.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- There she is. - Thank you very much, Richard.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Now, Tash.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25- Hello.- Welcome back.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Remind us what you do, Tash.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29I'm a secretary in a property company.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31You're a secretary in a property company.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34And do you do any sort of property work as well?

0:14:34 > 0:14:36- No.- You never show anyone around?

0:14:36 > 0:14:39No. I think ultimately I want to get into teaching.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41- I see.- So something completely different.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43So you'll go back and do a sort of PGCE?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Yeah, hopefully. I worked in a school last year.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47What level would you teach at, do you think?

0:14:47 > 0:14:51- Primary or...?- Either primary or secondary maths.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52So...

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Excellent. But fun, though,

0:14:54 > 0:14:56having fun in your property office at the moment?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Yeah. No, it's really good. I really like it there.- Good stuff.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Now, Tash, you're on 42. Doesn't matter what you score,

0:15:01 > 0:15:03you're through to Round Two anyway.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06But I'm going to step out of your way so you can get a better look

0:15:06 > 0:15:08at these fine solvers of crime.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12The centre image, I think her name's Lesley something,

0:15:12 > 0:15:16but I'm not sure, so I'm going to stick, play safe,

0:15:16 > 0:15:18and one of my favourite actors, Martin Freeman.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Martin Freeman, says Tash.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22No red line for you, you're already through.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Let's see how many of our 100 people said Martin Freeman.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28It's right.

0:15:33 > 0:15:3625 for Martin Freeman... APPLAUSE

0:15:36 > 0:15:38..taking your total up to 67.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Let's fill in the rest of this board, shall we?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Next to Lacey there, you've got Cagney, played by Sharon Gless,

0:15:43 > 0:15:45she would have scored you 11 points.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Next to them, The Professionals,

0:15:46 > 0:15:48that's Martin Shaw and Lewis Collins -

0:15:48 > 0:15:4912 points and 11 points.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Then from Lewis, you've got Lewis and Hathaway,

0:15:52 > 0:15:54that's Kevin Whateley and Lawrence Fox -

0:15:54 > 0:15:5618 points and 10 points.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Now, down onto the next row, some of the best answers here.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Glynis Barber from Dempsey and Makepeace, 6 points.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Best answer on the board, Michael Brandon, from Dempsey and Makepeace,

0:16:04 > 0:16:07would have scored you 1. You're right, it is Lesley something,

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Lesley Sharp, would have scored you 5 points.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12And the bottom row, we've got Starsky and Hutch there.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Paul Michael Glaser, 12 points, and David Soul, 26.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18And then in the bottom, there, not Terry McCann.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19He did play Terry McCann.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22It's Dennis Waterman, would have scored you 29,

0:16:22 > 0:16:25and he's next to John Thaw, who would have scored you 32.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30So, at the end of our first round, we have to say goodbye to a pair

0:16:30 > 0:16:32and the pair we are saying goodbye to... I can't bear it,

0:16:32 > 0:16:34those two letters were helping you, Steve.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36- Ruined it.- Ste, Ste, I'm sorry. Oh, dear, oh, dear. Adam and Ste,

0:16:36 > 0:16:38it's been such a pleasure having you on both shows.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41I'm really sorry to be saying goodbye to you so soon in this show.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Cheers.- Thanks so much for coming to play.- Thank you very much.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Adam and Ste, wonderful people. APPLAUSE

0:16:47 > 0:16:50But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58And just like that, we were down to three pairs.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00The same, I have to warn you now,

0:17:00 > 0:17:02is going to happen at the end of this round, too.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05But very well done, Wayne and Hayley, our two low scorers there.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Hayley with Phil Glenister, Wayne with Tyne Daly.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Fabulous low scoring.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12And Tash and Lina, good stuff, you got through that round.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Our category for Round Two today is...

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:17:21 > 0:17:23who's going to go second? Whoever's going first,

0:17:23 > 0:17:25please, step up to the podium.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31OK. And the question concerns...

0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Richard.- Yeah, we are going to give you six geographical questions

0:17:38 > 0:17:41on each board. The answers to each of them begin with G,

0:17:41 > 0:17:44so there are going to be 12 in all to have a go at at home.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Thanks very much indeed.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47So, we're looking for these answers that begin with G

0:17:47 > 0:17:51and here are the questions. Our first board reads like this...

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Let me read those all again.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- There we go. Tash.- Yes.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53All of these answers begin with a G.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Um, I think, I think I know a couple,

0:18:55 > 0:18:59but I think they're going to be really high-scorers, so...

0:18:59 > 0:19:02I'm just going to take a risk and say...

0:19:02 > 0:19:05glacier for the persistent body of dense ice.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07OK. Glacier, glacier. Let's see if that's right.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Let's see how many of our 100 people said glacier.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13It's right.

0:19:16 > 0:19:1857 for glacier. APPLAUSE

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Not bad. Yeah, about 75% of the world's freshwater

0:19:22 > 0:19:25is stored in glaciers. The largest one in the world

0:19:25 > 0:19:27is the Lambert Fisher Glacier in Antarctica.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29It's 250 miles long

0:19:29 > 0:19:31and 16 miles wide.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Or it was this morning, it's probably smaller by now.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Thanks very much, Richard. Wayne.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Um... I'm going to go for...

0:19:41 > 0:19:45Again, I'm a huge fan of this person so I know the birthplace

0:19:45 > 0:19:49more than the city, but Gary for city of Indiana.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Gary, says Wayne.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Gary. Let's see how many of our 100 people got Gary.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00It's right. 57 is our only score at this point and you pass that,

0:20:00 > 0:20:02unsurprisingly. Gary takes us way down

0:20:02 > 0:20:05to 8. Very well done indeed, Wayne.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Good knowledge. 8 for Gary.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Yeah, very nicely played, Gary in Indiana. Birthplace of the Jacksons.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Or certainly the hometown of the Jacksons.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Thanks very much, Richard.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20Now then, Hayley, you are the last person to have this board of Gs.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- How are you liking it? - I think I know most of them.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- This is good.- I think I know all of them, actually,

0:20:25 > 0:20:28but I'm not 100% sure. I think the top one is globe.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34Then the Scottish city will be Glasgow, which I'm obviously

0:20:34 > 0:20:37sure about, but I'm worried that will score quite high.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40The second largest city, I think that might be Gothenburg.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43And the Swiss city might be Geneva.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47I'm going to play it risky

0:20:47 > 0:20:50and I'm going to go for Gothenburg for Sweden.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Gothenberg, says Hayley.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54It's earning you a nod from Gary, which is good.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Let's see how many of our 100 people said Gothenberg.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02It's absolutely right, Gothenberg.

0:21:02 > 0:21:0557's our highest score, you pass that.

0:21:05 > 0:21:0725 is where you end up, Hayley.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Very well done. Good scoring.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Yeah, filled the board in perfectly and chose the lowest scorer,

0:21:13 > 0:21:15so very, very well done. The top one, the globe.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Surprisingly low score, actually, for globe.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19Would have scored you 46.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21You were right to avoid Glasgow -

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I don't mean in that way - as an answer,

0:21:23 > 0:21:25- would have scored you 80. - LAUGHTER

0:21:25 > 0:21:28And the Swiss city is Geneva and that would have scored you 30.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32So, we are halfway through the round, let's take a look

0:21:32 > 0:21:35at those scores. 8, Wayne, very well done,

0:21:35 > 0:21:37lovely low scoring there. 8 is where we find you.

0:21:37 > 0:21:3925, Hayley and Gary,

0:21:39 > 0:21:41and then 57, Tash and Lina.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43So, Lina, we need a low score from you.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Good luck with that. We're going to come back down the line now.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:21:50 > 0:21:53OK, we're going to put six more clues up on the board

0:21:53 > 0:21:56and here they come. Remember, all these answers begin with a G.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Our second board looks like this...

0:22:22 > 0:22:24I'm going to read those all one last time.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49There we go. Gary, we come to you first.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Yes. It's OK, actually.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57I'm going to go for the Flemish city,

0:22:57 > 0:22:58Ghent.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Ghent, says Gary.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03You want to be scoring 31 or less.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04There is your red line,

0:23:04 > 0:23:07let's see how many of our 100 people said Ghent.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11It's right.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17You're through. That is a lovely low score,

0:23:17 > 0:23:1818, very well done indeed, Gary.

0:23:18 > 0:23:2118 for Ghent, takes your total up to 43.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24They promote a meat-free Thursday every Thursday in Ghent.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27It is called Donderdag Veggiedag.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Amen to that, that's a very good thing.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32- You don't have to do it. - No, well, you don't, you don't.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34What happens if you do, though?

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Prison. Yes, seven years.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38You get a sternly worded letter.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40You do. In prison.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42In prison. There you go.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Now, Lisa...

0:23:47 > 0:23:48Lisa, what would you like to go for?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Brilliant low score from Wayne.

0:23:50 > 0:23:54I'm not great at geography, so this is not a great board for me.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56- OK.- So I'm going to go for the top one.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59I'm not 100% sure on it, but I think it might be Gloucester.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01OK, you're going to say Gloucester.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05OK, the high-scorers are on 57, you need to score 48 or less.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Here is your red line.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09If you can get below that red line with Gloucester,

0:24:09 > 0:24:12you are through to the next round.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Let's see how we do with Gloucester.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Oh, Lisa, you're going to kick yourself, I'm afraid,

0:24:23 > 0:24:26- I think, when you know the answer. - No, geography is not my strongest.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 108.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30However, the round is not over.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Yes, sorry, Lisa, we'll give all the answers at the end of the pass.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Thanks very much indeed.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Now then, Lina.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Lina.- So, I think I know a few.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44The third one down I think is Guatemala, cos

0:24:44 > 0:24:47I can't think of any other country that starts with G in that area.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Hopefully. The fourth one down I think is Germany,

0:24:50 > 0:24:54and the next one down, I'm guessing geology or something like that.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57I'm going to go with Guatemala for the third one down.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Guatemala. You want to score 50 or less.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02That's what it looks like on the column.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Let's see what happens when we say Guatemala.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08It's right, well done.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Gets you through.

0:25:12 > 0:25:1726 for Guatemala, very well done indeed, 83 is your total.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21There are competing claims as to why it's called Guatemala.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24One is that it comes from a phrase meaning "the land of trees",

0:25:24 > 0:25:26and the other is that it comes from

0:25:26 > 0:25:28a phrase meaning "mountain of vomiting water".

0:25:28 > 0:25:31- I know which one I prefer. - That would be better, wouldn't it?

0:25:31 > 0:25:32- Yes.- It's quite cool.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34But it's the correct answer anyway.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Now, it's...- We couldn't accept Gloucester, I'm afraid,

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- but you're in the right place. - It Gloucestershire. Oh!

0:25:40 > 0:25:42That's the county, Gloucester is the city.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Gloucestershire is the county, sorry.

0:25:44 > 0:25:4640 points for that. The European country, you're quite right, Lina,

0:25:46 > 0:25:48was Germany. Would have scored you 75 points.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Study of the earth is geology.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52And that would have scored you 48.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54And the town opposite Newcastle?

0:25:54 > 0:25:56- Gateshead.- Gateshead, yeah.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Gateshead would have scored 34, so Ghent,

0:25:58 > 0:26:01- best answer on the board.- There we are, thank you very much indeed.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03So we are at the end of our second round and we have to say goodbye

0:26:03 > 0:26:06to a pair, and the pair, I'm afraid, is Lisa and Wayne.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Lovely low scoring in the first pass,

0:26:08 > 0:26:10very high scoring in the second.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12But we know what calibre of players you are, though,

0:26:12 > 0:26:15so next time you come back, I'm sure you'll do much, much better.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17- But in the meantime, thank you so much.- Thank you.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Lisa and Wayne, lovely to have you on the show.

0:26:20 > 0:26:24But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Congratulations, Gary and Haley, Tash and Lina,

0:26:32 > 0:26:34you're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play

0:26:34 > 0:26:39for our jackpot, which currently stands at £3,000.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41APPLAUSE

0:26:42 > 0:26:45It's always nice when we get to the head-to-head because

0:26:45 > 0:26:48from here on in, you are allowed to confer before you give your answers,

0:26:48 > 0:26:49which takes a lot of pressure off.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51It means you can start playing properly as teams.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54And in this round, the first pair to win two questions will be

0:26:54 > 0:26:57playing for that jackpot. Well, Tash and Lina, you've been here before,

0:26:57 > 0:26:59but last time, you were our golden couple.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01You were up against Mike and Sarah,

0:27:01 > 0:27:04and there was just no beating Mike and Sarah,

0:27:04 > 0:27:07they were just like a machine, low-scoring machine, they were.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10So, this time you are back, not as our golden couple,

0:27:10 > 0:27:13so we'll see if that suits you better. And, Gary and Hayley,

0:27:13 > 0:27:16well, we've had some lovely low scoring from you,

0:27:16 > 0:27:19so we know what Tash and Lina are going to be up against.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Very, very best of luck to both pairs, let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24APPLAUSE

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Here's your first question, and it concerns...

0:27:34 > 0:27:37- Richard.- We're going to show you five pictures now of percussion

0:27:37 > 0:27:40instruments, we need you to tell us what they are, please.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five percussion instruments,

0:27:42 > 0:27:44and here they come.

0:27:45 > 0:27:46We've got...

0:28:12 > 0:28:15There we go, five percussion instruments. Gary and Hayley,

0:28:15 > 0:28:18you are our low scorers, so you will go first.

0:28:18 > 0:28:19Feel free to confer.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Well, we have our answer.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25- You have your answer. - We think we know...

0:28:25 > 0:28:28all five of them. The one we're least certain about

0:28:28 > 0:28:31- though, I think we're going to take the gamble.- Yeah.

0:28:31 > 0:28:35- On you go.- So we're going to go for B, timpani.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38B, timpani, say Gary and Hayley.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40OK, now, Tash and Lina,

0:28:40 > 0:28:43those other percussion instruments are all yours, talk us through them.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46OK, so we think A is tambourine and C is xylophone,

0:28:46 > 0:28:47and E is steel drum.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50We are going to take a massive risk

0:28:50 > 0:28:53and say D is clowzel.

0:28:53 > 0:28:57Clowzel. Clowzel.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59So we have timpani and clowzel.

0:28:59 > 0:29:03Gary and Hayley said timpani for B.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Let's see how many of our 100 people said timpani.

0:29:09 > 0:29:10It's absolutely right.

0:29:12 > 0:29:1453. APPLAUSE

0:29:16 > 0:29:20Now then, Tash and Lina taking a massive risk,

0:29:20 > 0:29:23saying clowzel for D.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25Clowzel. Let's see if that's right,

0:29:25 > 0:29:27let's see how many people said clowzel.

0:29:31 > 0:29:34No, I'm afraid not a clowzel.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36That scores you 100 points. But it means, Gary and Hayley,

0:29:36 > 0:29:38after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:29:38 > 0:29:42Yes, not a clowzel, but it's a wonderfully rhyming wrong answer,

0:29:42 > 0:29:45because that is a cowbell.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49Not a clowzel. A cowbell, that would have scored you 36 points,

0:29:49 > 0:29:52it's actually the best answer on the board, cowbell.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54Let's take a look at the rest of these.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56A is of course tambourine,

0:29:56 > 0:29:57would have scored you 85.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01- C is...- A xylophone. - ..our old friend, a xylophone.

0:30:02 > 0:30:0781. That's tricky to think what 19 people are looking at that.

0:30:07 > 0:30:11I mean, there's only about three words in English language that begin with X,

0:30:11 > 0:30:13and they've got a picture of a xylophone next to it.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17Interesting, I have to say A and C,

0:30:17 > 0:30:20those are very much from the children's toy basket,

0:30:20 > 0:30:22- those versions of those instruments. - Oh, are you saying

0:30:22 > 0:30:24we should have a more professional tambourine and xylophone?

0:30:24 > 0:30:28No, not at all, I'm just saying that is very much, it's very much a child's tambourine.

0:30:28 > 0:30:30I think a professional tambourinist

0:30:30 > 0:30:32would possibly turn their nose up at that - I'm saying.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35Blimey! You know what, I don't know who made that tambourine.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38At the start of this round, someone was probably sitting there going,

0:30:38 > 0:30:39"Oh, I like this show...

0:30:39 > 0:30:42"Oh, my goodness, that's the tambourine I made.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44"That's the tambourine I made.

0:30:44 > 0:30:45- "Kids, kids, come in!"- Yes.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47- So everyone's now watching...- Yes!

0:30:47 > 0:30:49- That sturdy tambourine!- You go,

0:30:49 > 0:30:51"Oh, that tambourine is a child's tambourine."

0:30:51 > 0:30:54It is! He should be very proud of having made

0:30:54 > 0:30:57such a lovely, sturdy tambourine. It just ain't no professional one.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59Nor is that a professional xylophone.

0:30:59 > 0:31:03How do I know? It's got A, B, C, D, E, F, G written on it in a crayon.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:31:08 > 0:31:10And is that unprofessional? By someone who's never made...

0:31:10 > 0:31:12How many tambourines have you made in your life?

0:31:12 > 0:31:14- In my life?- How many?- None.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16- None, exactly.- There you are.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19- You're fully qualified to pooh-pooh someone else's efforts.- Yep!

0:31:19 > 0:31:23You want the best possible response on your jingles.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27The jingle jangles on the tambourine,

0:31:27 > 0:31:30you want the lightest touch...

0:31:30 > 0:31:33- A bit of a rattle, a bit of a "tsss"!- And what's that going to go?

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Clonk!

0:31:35 > 0:31:37- I'm sorry.- I am so sorry.

0:31:37 > 0:31:40It's going to go...clonk, you're going to go, "Ow!"

0:31:40 > 0:31:41Clonk! "Ow!" Clonk! "Ow!"

0:31:41 > 0:31:44- Cos it's heavy.- I probably wouldn't do it three times.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46- Probably the first time would... - LAUGHTER

0:31:46 > 0:31:48Anyway, before the news starts,

0:31:48 > 0:31:51let's move on to E, which is steel drum.

0:31:51 > 0:31:54There it is. That is sturdy and professional.

0:31:54 > 0:31:58- 58.- Beautifully made.- To add insult to injury to the tambourine guy,

0:31:58 > 0:32:00he's going, "And now he's saying how brilliant a drum is.

0:32:00 > 0:32:04"Just, like, a steel drum that used to contain olive oil."

0:32:04 > 0:32:07ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:32:07 > 0:32:08Here comes your second question.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Now, Tash and Lina, you get to answer it first, but remember,

0:32:11 > 0:32:14you have to win this one to stay in the game, so best of luck.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16Our second question today is all about...

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Yes, five clues now to facts about Angela Merkel,

0:32:21 > 0:32:23can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:32:23 > 0:32:26- Have you got a problem with her? - Not at all.- Fine.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28LAUGHTER

0:32:28 > 0:32:29Not at all.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Let's reveal our five clues about Angela Merkel.

0:32:51 > 0:32:52Let's read those all again.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10Tash and Lina, you will go first.

0:33:12 > 0:33:16So, we don't really, we don't know many of the answers there.

0:33:16 > 0:33:22All I know is that the German word for mother is "mutter", so...

0:33:22 > 0:33:26- we'll go for that?- Yes. - You're going to go for Mutter.

0:33:26 > 0:33:27OK, Mutter.

0:33:27 > 0:33:29So, Gary and Hayley.

0:33:30 > 0:33:34- Yes.- Talk us through the board.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37Political party, I'm not sure of enough,

0:33:37 > 0:33:39I think it's Christian Democrats.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42US publication, Time.

0:33:42 > 0:33:46Politician she succeeded, I can't remember.

0:33:46 > 0:33:512010, she's not been Prime Minister or President that long.

0:33:51 > 0:33:55- OK, we will go for the publication. - Yeah. Time.- Time magazine.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57Time magazine. So we have mutter, and we have Time magazine.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59Now, Tash and Lina said Mutter.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02If that's right, let's see how many of our 100 said Mutter.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08Oh, bad luck.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10I'm sorry, I'm afraid not Mutter.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13Gary and Hayley have gone for Time magazine.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Time magazine.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18It only has to be right for you to win this point.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22It is right.

0:34:25 > 0:34:30Very well done indeed, 24, but most importantly, it was right,

0:34:30 > 0:34:33and it means, Gary and Hayley, after only two questions,

0:34:33 > 0:34:35you are through to the final 2-0.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37Yes, very well played, Gary and Hayley.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40It's a good attempt with Mutter, which is mother, but it's not mummy,

0:34:40 > 0:34:43I'm afraid. Mummy is clowzel. Clowzel is mummy.

0:34:45 > 0:34:46Mummy is very close,

0:34:46 > 0:34:49- Mutti.- Mutti.- Which is what they call Angela Merkel.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52Mutti would have scored you 10 points.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54The political party, you were very, very close, yeah,

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Christian Democratic Union

0:34:56 > 0:34:58is Angela Merkel's party, 9 points for that.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01We'll look at the bottom next, the decade.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Well, she was elected in 2005, she's been around a long time,

0:35:03 > 0:35:05so it would have been the 2000s.

0:35:05 > 0:35:06Would have scored you 17.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08And the politician she succeeded.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10- Helmut Kohl.- No.- No! - Gerhard Schroder.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Of course it was Gerhard Schroder.

0:35:12 > 0:35:15And that was a pointless answer, so very well done it you said that.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17Thank you very much indeed.

0:35:17 > 0:35:22So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, it's Tash and Lina.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24Oh, I'm sorry. Two head-to-head rounds

0:35:24 > 0:35:27and two times we've had to send you away. I'm so sorry.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29It's been brilliant having you on the show and you've done incredibly

0:35:29 > 0:35:32well across both of them, but I'm sorry you never got to see

0:35:32 > 0:35:35the Pointless trophy. But thanks so much, Tash and Lina.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37APPLAUSE

0:35:39 > 0:35:42But for Gary and Hayley, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49Congratulations, Gary and Hayley, you have seen off

0:35:49 > 0:35:52all the competition effortlessly

0:35:52 > 0:35:54and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:36:03 > 0:36:06and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £3,000.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08APPLAUSE AND WHOOPING

0:36:10 > 0:36:12Well, it's pretty impressive, I have to say,

0:36:12 > 0:36:16you've come down here like a Linlithgow tornado,

0:36:16 > 0:36:17that's what you've been.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20You were the lowest scorers in Round One,

0:36:20 > 0:36:22you were the lowest scorers in Round Two.

0:36:22 > 0:36:24Not just 2-0 in the head-to-head,

0:36:24 > 0:36:27your opponents were so thrown and dazzled by your brilliance

0:36:27 > 0:36:30that they couldn't even get an answer right. Extraordinary.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33I would say you go into this final round with the following wind.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36I mean, in a good way. That doesn't sound a good thing, does it?

0:36:36 > 0:36:39But you know what I'm saying. You know what happens in this round.

0:36:39 > 0:36:42We put four things up on the board, you have to just pick one.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45Best of luck. Let's see what today's selection looks like. We've got...

0:36:56 > 0:36:59I think it has to be Oscar winners, do you think?

0:36:59 > 0:37:01- Oscars.- Yeah.- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:37:01 > 0:37:03- BOTH:- Oscar winners.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05OK, you're going to go for male Oscar winners.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07- Richard.- OK, very, very best of luck.

0:37:07 > 0:37:11I hope you finish the show as you've started it, terrific stuff so far.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13We're looking for any feature film made for cinema release

0:37:13 > 0:37:15for which any of the following three gentlemen have received

0:37:15 > 0:37:17an acting credit, please.

0:37:24 > 0:37:27So, Joe Pesci films, Jeremy Irons films, Geoffrey Rush films.

0:37:27 > 0:37:30That's up to the beginning of December 2015, please.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33Thank you very much indeed. Now, as always, you've got up to one minute

0:37:33 > 0:37:36to come up with three answers, and all you need to do to win

0:37:36 > 0:37:38that jackpot is to have just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:37:38 > 0:37:41- Are you ready?- Yes.- Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43There they are, your time starts now.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46- OK, do you know any Joe Pesci? - No, so let's leave him.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48- Jeremy Irons, you've got The Man In The Iron Mask.- Yes.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50- Obviously he was Scar in The Lion King.- Yes.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52- Geoffrey Rush, you've got Shine. - Yes.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54I think that's what he got the Oscar for.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56But I'm thinking Finding Nemo, he was in that.

0:37:56 > 0:37:57- OK.- That might be a good answer.

0:37:57 > 0:38:01- Have you got anything?- I'm kind of blank and Jeremy Irons was in

0:38:01 > 0:38:03a very bad film recently,

0:38:03 > 0:38:06that we watched that I can't remember what it was.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09Geoffrey Rush is in an Australian film that was phenomenally good.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11It's a place name.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13I thought I knew more.

0:38:13 > 0:38:14Do you know anything about the film?

0:38:14 > 0:38:16Is it,

0:38:16 > 0:38:19- is it something we've watched together?- No, you've not seen it.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22- It was in Australia. No, I can't remember.- OK.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25I think we'll go for those answers.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28I can't think of anything else. I'm having a complete blank.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30Jeremy Irons in a knight costume.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33- Wearing armour.- Ten seconds left.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36I can't think what...what...

0:38:36 > 0:38:39The Templar one, are you thinking?

0:38:39 > 0:38:42- Maybe.- I can't remember the name of it.- It was too bad.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45- Shall we just with it? - That is your minute up, I'm afraid.

0:38:45 > 0:38:46I now need your three answers.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48What are you going to go for?

0:38:48 > 0:38:51- Finding Nemo. - Finding Nemo for Geoffrey Rush.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53For Geoffrey Rush, Finding Nemo.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56And Shine for Geoffrey Rush.

0:38:56 > 0:38:57Shine.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00Jeremy Irons, we're going to go for...

0:39:00 > 0:39:03- The Man In The Iron Mask. - The Man In The Iron Mask.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06OK, of those three answers,

0:39:06 > 0:39:08which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:08 > 0:39:10I think we'll go for Finding Nemo.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13Finding Nemo goes last. Least likely be pointless?

0:39:13 > 0:39:15- Probably Shine.- Shine goes first.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17So we put The Man In The Iron Mask in the middle.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20OK, well, let's put those answers up on the board in that order, then,

0:39:20 > 0:39:23and here they are. We have got...

0:39:26 > 0:39:28Well, very best of luck. Three good answers on the board there,

0:39:28 > 0:39:31let's hope one of those at least is pointless and will win you

0:39:31 > 0:39:34that jackpot. £3,000, turning into quite a nice jackpot now.

0:39:34 > 0:39:35What would you like to do with that?

0:39:35 > 0:39:37Gary, I'm going to ask you first.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40- Holiday?- Yes. - Yes, definitely holiday.

0:39:40 > 0:39:43Somewhere... We prefer cold to hot,

0:39:43 > 0:39:45so I think Scandinavia.

0:39:45 > 0:39:50- I had a friend tell me about the Finnish Lakelands recently. - That would be nice.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53Oh, let's talk about your holiday plans, Gary and Hayley.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55The Finnish Lakelands.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57I'd like to go there, really pretty.

0:39:57 > 0:39:58How nice. Yes, that would be nice.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01Hayley, anything you'd like to add to that?

0:40:01 > 0:40:03Although Gary is saying we don't like hot places,

0:40:03 > 0:40:06we've wanted to travel around Italy for quite a while,

0:40:06 > 0:40:07so we'd love to see Rome and Venice.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10We've been to Florence before, so we'd like to go back there,

0:40:10 > 0:40:12so possibly towards that, but definitely a holiday.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15Fingers crossed. Let's hope at least one of those answers is pointless

0:40:15 > 0:40:18and will win that jackpot for you and send you off to the north

0:40:18 > 0:40:21- or the south, or both.- Yeah.

0:40:21 > 0:40:24Let's have a look. Shine was the very first answer you gave.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26In this case, we were looking for Geoffrey Rush films.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29This was one you thought was probably least likely to be pointless,

0:40:29 > 0:40:31but if it were to be pointless, it would win you £3,000.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33Let's see how many people said Shine.

0:40:37 > 0:40:39Shine is absolutely right.

0:40:39 > 0:40:42That's the first thing it needs to be,

0:40:42 > 0:40:43the second thing it has to be is pointless.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Down it goes through the 30s.

0:40:45 > 0:40:46Through the 20s and into the teens.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48Still going down into single figures.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50Yes, still going down through the single figures.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53You've done it! CHEERING

0:40:55 > 0:40:57Very well done.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03There we go. Congratulations.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05Shine.

0:41:05 > 0:41:06Your first answer.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08A pointless answer.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10Wow, talk about smash and grab.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12What about that? Fantastic.

0:41:12 > 0:41:13He won an Oscar for that.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16Well, I know, our 100 people maybe didn't know that.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19Well, clearly didn't know that. What am I talking about?

0:41:19 > 0:41:22But, listen, you have won our jackpot of £3,000.

0:41:22 > 0:41:26You'll be going home with that. Very well done indeed, Gary and Hayley.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:30 > 0:41:34Yes, as you say, 1997 Oscars, he won Best Actor for Shine.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36Amazing. So very, very well done.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38The Man In The Iron Mask would have scored you 6 points.

0:41:38 > 0:41:41Finding Nemo, which Geoffrey Rush did a voice for,

0:41:41 > 0:41:43also a pointless answer.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45- Very well done. - APPLAUSE

0:41:49 > 0:41:52You played about as well as it's possible to play Pointless,

0:41:52 > 0:41:53so lovely to have you here.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56Let's take a look at the pointless answers for the different questions.

0:41:56 > 0:41:57We'll start with Joe Pesci.

0:41:57 > 0:42:00You could have had...

0:42:02 > 0:42:03So, some big films here.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06The Public Eye. Easy Money, as well. Jimmy Hollywood.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Gone Fishing. The Good Shepherd,

0:42:08 > 0:42:10so some good pointless answers out there.

0:42:10 > 0:42:11Jeremy Irons now.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14And another Oscar-winning performance here.

0:42:14 > 0:42:18Reversal Of Fortune, which he won his Best Actor Oscar for.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21Kingdom Of Heaven as well, David Lynch's Inland Empire,

0:42:21 > 0:42:24and Cronenberg's Dead Ringers, all pointless answers,

0:42:24 > 0:42:25well done if you said any of those.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Now, Geoffrey Rush.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29Again, some big films here.

0:42:30 > 0:42:31Elizabeth was a pointless answer.

0:42:31 > 0:42:34Mystery Men, Shine, The Tailor Of Panama.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36I think the film you were thinking of was Lantana.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38- Lantana, yeah.- And that was a pointless answer as well.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40Would have been a terrific one.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42Very well done if you said any of those at home.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Thanks very much, Richard. And thanks, once again, to our winning

0:42:44 > 0:42:48players, Gary and Hayley, who go away with today's jackpot of £3,000.

0:42:48 > 0:42:53Very well done. APPLAUSE

0:42:54 > 0:42:57Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:42:57 > 0:43:00to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03- Goodbye.- And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.