0:00:14 > 0:00:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome to Pointless,
0:00:25 > 0:00:27the show were obvious answers mean nothing
0:00:27 > 0:00:29and obscure answers mean everything.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37And couple number one.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Hi, I'm Zara from Reading, this is my boyfriend Simon from London.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Couple number two.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Hi, I'm Tom, this is my housemate Sam and we're from Exeter.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Couple number three.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Hi, I'm Dave, this is my wife Jan, we're from Staffordshire.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51And finally, couple number four.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Hi, I'm Naomy, this is my friend Chris,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54and we're from London and Brighton.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56And these are today's contestants.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Thanks very much, all of you.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01A very warm welcome to Pointless, lovely to have you here.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04We'll get to chat to you throughout the show, of course.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Now available as an audiobook, a download, a kooya,
0:01:09 > 0:01:13a wapbizzle and a poke, it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hiya. Hey, everybody.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Good afternoon. Good afternoon to you, how are you?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21And to you, I am very well, thank you.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23I enjoyed you saying "wapbizzle".
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- I can say that as many times as you like, Richard.- Excellent.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Anyway, we have got three returning pairs.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Simon and Zara got through to the head-to-head,
0:01:30 > 0:01:31they are on podium one.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Dave and Jan got knocked out in Round One,
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Jan had a slight accident.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Yes.- With the alphabet.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Which I'm sure we'll get onto, Jan. - I'm sure you will.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42But redemption today, it's going to be redemption,
0:01:42 > 0:01:44because we know they're very, very good.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46And Naomy and Chris, who got knocked out in Round Two.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48So one new pair, Tom and Sam, welcome along.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- But, yeah, a familiar bunch for us. - Very good.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Thank you very much, Richard.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Now, John and Louis won the jackpot last time,
0:01:54 > 0:01:58so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08OK, remember this, the pair with the high score at the end
0:02:08 > 0:02:12of each round will be eliminated, so make sure your scores are
0:02:12 > 0:02:15nice and low, no conferring till we get to the head-to-head round.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Our first category this afternoon is...
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Can you all decide in your prayers who's going to go first,
0:02:22 > 0:02:24who's going to go second?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34OK. And the question concerns...
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Yes, on each board we're going to show you seven clues
0:02:39 > 0:02:41to famous people called or known as Paul,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44but who is the most obscure Paul of all?
0:02:44 > 0:02:4614 in all to have a go at home, very best of luck.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Thank you very much indeed.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Let's reveal our first board of Pauls, and here they come.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I'll read through those Pauls one last time.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48There we are, a whole lot of Pauls for you, Zara. Welcome back.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Now, head-to-head last time.- Yes.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54You've got to be hoping to go one step further this time.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- Zara, remind us what you do. - I work for customer services.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00That's right, and what are your interests, Zara?
0:04:00 > 0:04:06I like going travelling, I've been to a few places. Cambodia and...
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Have you been to Ho Chi Minh City,
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- by any chance?- No. - Oh, Jan can tell you all about it.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18- No, but after that, I would like to go.- Excellent. OK, now, Zara...
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Yes?- ..what would you like to go for?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Erm, I think I know three of them,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26but two of them I'm not 100% sure,
0:04:26 > 0:04:30so I don't know whether to just go for the one
0:04:30 > 0:04:32that I absolutely know...
0:04:33 > 0:04:38Let's go for team captain on Have I Got News For You, Paul Merton.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Paul Merton, says Zara.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Let's see how many of our 100 people said Paul Merton.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45It is Paul Merton.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Not bad. Not bad. 52. - Yeah, solid start.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Also crops up doing all sorts of interesting documentaries
0:04:56 > 0:04:58as well, Paul Merton. He's always sort of
0:04:58 > 0:05:01exploring old stations in India or China or something.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Well, do you know, he used to have a massive fear of flying.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06He wouldn't fly, so all of his documentaries were based
0:05:06 > 0:05:08very much in the United Kingdom.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10And he then went on a special course to allow him to fly,
0:05:10 > 0:05:14and that was when he went off and did India and various...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16China, I think.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Oh, that's so interesting.- There you go. OK! Sam, welcome to Pointless.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Great to have you. From Exeter?- Yes. - And what do you do in Exeter?
0:05:23 > 0:05:28I am a student who studies international relations.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- And are you in your last year? - Yes, yes.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33And are you going to go into international relations,
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- do you think?- No, I am incredibly interested in art,
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- so I'm hoping to go into the art world.- Oh, that's nice.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Will you go and do a course after that,
0:05:41 > 0:05:42a foundation course or...?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Yeah, probably a course in history of art, yeah.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46I see, good luck with that.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49How nice, though, a brilliant thing to go into.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Will you be based in London, do you think?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Either in London or in Paris. - Oh, excellent!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Yeah, just to pick two nice places to go and work.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Sam, what would you like to go for from our board of Pauls?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03This is a terrible board for me, so I will go for the only one I know,
0:06:03 > 0:06:08which is the Manchester United midfielder, which is Paul Scholes.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Paul Scholes, says Sam. Let's see if that's right,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14let's see how many of our 100 people said Paul Scholes.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21It is Paul Scholes, 52 is where we got with Paul Merton.
0:06:21 > 0:06:2340 is where we end up with Paul Scholes.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Nicely done, Sam.- Yeah, well played.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Now co-owner of Salford City along with lots of the other
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Class of '92 players.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I love Paul Scholes, he was always my favourite.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Thank you very much, Richard. Jan, welcome back to Pointless.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Thank you. - Remind us what you get up to, Jan.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I am a retired fingerprint officer,
0:06:42 > 0:06:46I look after two grandchildren part-time and a couple of dogs.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Now, your grandchildren must be just fascinated by fingerprinting.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Oh, they're too young.- Oh, really? - Yeah, four and two.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- You wait, when one of them nicks a cake...- Yeah.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58..they're going to find out what you used to do for a living.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Absolutely. So yes, grandchildren,
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- I imagine they take up quite a bit of your time.- They do, yes.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- How often do you see them?- Two days a week.- Very good, very good.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09And have you taken anything up since retiring?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Not really, I haven't really had much time.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13- I imagine you haven't!- No.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- I read, we have got the two dogs we walk.- Very good.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Now, Jan, how do you find our Pauls here?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Much better than the last time I was on here.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I do actually know two of them.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I'm going to go for Paul Hogan.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Paul Hogan, says Jan. - Crocodile Dundee.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Let's see if that's right,
0:07:32 > 0:07:34let's see how many of our 100 people said Paul Hogan.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40It's right, 52 is our high score at this point.
0:07:40 > 0:07:4161 for Paul Hogan!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Look at that. Still very much there
0:07:44 > 0:07:46in the consciousness.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Yeah, before finding fame he was a rigger
0:07:48 > 0:07:51on the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52- Of all the bridges to rig on...- Yes.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55..I would say that's a good 'un.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Not for me, because I live in London.- No.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- So the commute would be awkward. - It would be awkward.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02But you might be, I'm just saying, as a rigger,
0:08:02 > 0:08:04you might be set the task of working on
0:08:04 > 0:08:08a footbridge perhaps somewhere we haven't even heard of in Australia.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12That'd be fine... Well, I wouldn't take the job.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Why would I take that job?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16No, I'm thinking more for Paul Hogan before he found fame.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Oh, OK, nice for him.- There you go.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20OK. LAUGHTER
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Chris.- Hi. - Welcome back to Pointless.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25It was Round Two, I think, for you the last time.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Yeah, I gave a bit of a naff answer
0:08:26 > 0:08:27and we went out with 100 points.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I got 100 points, one of my answers, unfortunately.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Well, never mind. Remind us what you do, Chris.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I'm a student at Brighton studying philosophy and politics.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- And what year are you in? - Second year.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- What are your plans for the end of your degree?- Gosh.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42I'm not sure, probably I want to study a little bit more,
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- maybe, so we'll see.- And will you stick in Brighton for that,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- do you think?- I'd like to, I want to do a creative-writing course
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- if I can, so that's the plan. - Very good.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53OK, Chris, this is all yours, this board - if you wanted to go
0:08:53 > 0:08:55through it and fill in all those blanks, you would be very welcome.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Yeah, unfortunately, the only one I knew on there was Paul Scholes,
0:08:58 > 0:09:00so that's...a shame!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02So I'm just going to have to go for a guess, unfortunately.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I'm just going to go with Paul Rudd,
0:09:04 > 0:09:06even though I'm fairly sure that's wrong.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- Which one do you want to pick?- Let's go with the US winner, Best Oscar.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Best Oscar, OK, for The Color of Money.- That's the one.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16The ineffable Paul Rudd, let's see if that's right.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22You're right...
0:09:22 > 0:09:24it's wrong, I'm afraid, yes.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27That scores you 100 points. Yes, Chris.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Yeah, I think you will go through this board.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31There is one you might struggle with,
0:09:31 > 0:09:35but we will find out in a second. The songwriter?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Oh, hello.- I don't know that one. - It's Paul Anka.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Paul Anka.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- The Best Actor Oscar... - Paul Newman.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45We'll go down the bottom, the frontman of The Jam...
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Paul Weller.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50That's another very big score. Do you know this one, the director?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Yes. He's called Paul Anderson,
0:09:52 > 0:09:54but he has got a middle name and I can't remember what it is.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Paul...- He has, I need all of it, I'm afraid.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I know you will. Paul someone Anders... Paul...
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Because his name is always the three words.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Nominated for six Oscars, never won one. Paul...- I can't remember!
0:10:04 > 0:10:05..Thomas Anderson.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Thomas Anderson, thank you very much indeed.
0:10:07 > 0:10:095 points, so very well done if you said that at home.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Thank you very much indeed.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.
0:10:13 > 0:10:1640, the best score of the pass - very well done indeed, Sam -
0:10:16 > 0:10:18putting you and Tom at the top of the table.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Then 52 is where we find Zara and Simon. 61, Dave and Jan.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23And then up to 100, I'm afraid, Chris and Naomy.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25So, Naomy, a little bit of pressure on you,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28but you are the first person to be let loose on the new board,
0:10:28 > 0:10:32so find a nice low score and let's hope it's enough to keep you in.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33We're going to come back down the line now -
0:10:33 > 0:10:36can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41OK, let's put seven more Pauls up on the board.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11I'm going to read all of those again.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43There we go, seven more Pauls. Naomy, remind us what you do.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46I'm a student at the University of Surrey and I study law.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- Studying law, and how soon before you finish?- In two years' time.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52See, a bit of breathing space there.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Have you enjoyed the law so far?
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Will you be going on into a career in law?
0:11:56 > 0:12:01Yeah, it's OK. Obviously a lot of reading, but, yeah,
0:12:01 > 0:12:03hoping to be a solicitor.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07It's one of those degrees, isn't it? Almost inevitably everyone
0:12:07 > 0:12:10is going to go into law, but what are your interests outside law?
0:12:10 > 0:12:15I love to travel. I love music, as well, and...
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- I sing in a gospel choir. - And where's that?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- At my university.- At the university,
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- so it is the university gospel choir.- Yeah.- Brilliant.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25And presumably, by the end of the year, once everyone's ear is in,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28and everyone is working together, that must be an amazing sound?
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Yeah, we only practise once a week,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32but we never forget what we did the week before,
0:12:32 > 0:12:34everyone remembers and it sounds amazing each time.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36And once you start with a new intake,
0:12:36 > 0:12:39how long does it take for everyone to get back into it?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Or is it fairly instant? - Fairly quickly.- That's good.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Now, Naomy, you are the high-scorers on 100,
0:12:44 > 0:12:46we need a new low score from you.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48How are we finding these Pauls?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I think it's almost as bad as the first one!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53There's only one in there that I know,
0:12:53 > 0:12:57which is the most obvious one, the last one, and that's Paul McCartney.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59OK, Naomy is going to say Paul McCartney.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01No red line, you are the high-scorers.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Let's see how many of our 100 people went to Paul McCartney.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08It's rig... Whee-hee-hee!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11It's right. 92, I'm afraid, is what it scores you.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14That takes your total up to a unbeatable 192.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Yeah, I wonder if he might be the most famous Paul ever, do you think?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Yeah, surely. - That's weird, isn't it?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23To be the most famous person with your name ever.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25You might be the most famous Xander ever.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Maybe, or there is the fish of the same name, that's quite renowned.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Oh, yeah, you're the second most. - There we are.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36Thank you very much, Richard. Dave, welcome back to Pointless.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- Thank you.- Remind us what you do, Dave.- I'm a retired police officer.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42And what do you get up to in your retirement, Dave?
0:13:42 > 0:13:46More or less the same as Jan does, except I do all the cooking,
0:13:46 > 0:13:48all the gardening...
0:13:48 > 0:13:49LAUGHTER
0:13:49 > 0:13:51What else can I say?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- How is Dave's cooking, Jan? - It's excellent.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Oh, that's good. Do you pride yourself
0:13:56 > 0:13:58on a signature dish of some kind?
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Probably a chilli or a curry - a hot curry.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Oh, a good curry.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Do you make your own paste when you do a curry or do you...?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- No, I mix all the spices myself. - Mmm.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Mm! It sounds good.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13All right, Dave, good news, you are through to the next round,
0:14:13 > 0:14:14doesn't matter what you score.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16What would you like to go for?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Well, Paul McCartney I'd got.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22There's only two others I know.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27The second one and... And the footballer.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31I think the footballer is going to be high, so I will go for,
0:14:31 > 0:14:33erm, Paul Simon.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Paul Simon, says Dave. No red line, you are already through.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Let's see how many people said Paul Simon.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43It's right.
0:14:43 > 0:14:4777. Another high score, taking your total up to 138.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Yes, some very big scores on both of these boards.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52They met when they were 11, Simon and Garfunkel.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- Amazing.- Mm.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Art Garfunkel stopped doing Simon and Garfunkel to go off and be
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- a supply teacher, I think. Isn't that right?- Did he?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- No, an ART teacher, I think he was. - No, he was a Garfunkel teacher.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06No, he went off to teach, I think.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08- That must have been quite weird. - Quite weird.
0:15:08 > 0:15:13This is your new teacher, Art Garfunkel. I'm thinking... Surely.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Anyway, strange.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19- So, now, Tom.- Hello.- Welcome to Pointless, good to have you here.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- Also from Exeter.- Yep.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- That must mean you're at university, as well.- Yep.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- And what are you studying? - I'm studying business economics.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- How is it going?- Eh, it's OK. - Are you nearly finished or...?
0:15:30 > 0:15:35- Coming to an end, yeah.- Very, very good. Nice note of summer.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- It's lovely.- Very nice. - Given this is going out in November.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- Yes. A nice note of summer, just to remind everyone.- To remind us, yes.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Yeah, very good. And, Tom, what are you going to do when you finish?
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Have you got a plan for next year?
0:15:47 > 0:15:51- Yeah, I'm going out to Australia to play cricket for the winter.- Oh!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Go and visit the bridge across Sydney Harbour.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54LAUGHTER
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Beautifully put together. The rigging on that is second to none.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- So you're going to be playing cricket out there?- I will be.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- OK, so you take your cricket quite seriously, I would imagine?- Yep.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Do you pay for the university team?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I play for the university team and my club back home.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Is it a first-class cricket team? - It's not first-class cricket,
0:16:11 > 0:16:13but I have appeared in Wisden with my school team.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Very good indeed.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Well, that's fun, so a year off to do that,
0:16:17 > 0:16:20and maybe you might come back and take cricket a bit further.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I don't think so, I think that will probably be the end of
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- serious cricket.- OK. - The start of the real world.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Very good. Keep that real world at a distance
0:16:27 > 0:16:28for as long as you can, Tom.
0:16:28 > 0:16:3040 means you are already through,
0:16:30 > 0:16:33but let's have a nice low score from you for this board.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Fortunately, the footballer is still there,
0:16:36 > 0:16:38because it is the only one of the remaining answers that I know.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- And that is Paul Gascoigne. - Paul Gascoigne, says Tom.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43No red line, you are already through,
0:16:43 > 0:16:45let's see how many of our 100 people said Paul Gascoigne.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50It's right.
0:16:50 > 0:16:5579! Taking your total up to 119.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Yeah, huge scores everywhere here, aren't there?
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Two more famous than Paul Simon.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- These are very big Pauls, aren't they?- They're big Pauls.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- That's a huge PAUL table. - Massive Pauls.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09There we are, thank you very much indeed. Simon.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Remind us what you do, Simon. - I'm a book-keeper.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13A book-keeper, that's right.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17And your interests outside the world of book-keeping, Simon, are what?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20I collect vinyl records and I like to travel a lot
0:17:20 > 0:17:22to watch a lot of sports.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Now, vinyl records, presumably,
0:17:24 > 0:17:28there used to be record shops all over the place, they're quite
0:17:28 > 0:17:32few and far between, they are quite specialist when you find them now.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Are there still record fairs?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Well, there are still record shops around,
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- but a lot of the shops are online these days.- I guess that's it.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41A great many of them across the country.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I used to love those record fairs, they were just brilliant.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Extraordinary rare vinyl you would see there.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49And extraordinary people, actually, would turn up.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52People who really knew very specific details.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55There are some people who know a lot about them and they are
0:17:55 > 0:17:58very sought-after, even the '90s vinyl is very expensive
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- because it wasn't collected in those days.- There you are.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Now, Simon, you are on 52, which means you are also through,
0:18:03 > 0:18:06but this board is yours - if you wanted to,
0:18:06 > 0:18:09you could talk this through it and fill in all the blanks.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Yes, I think I know a few. The top one would be Paul Whitehouse.
0:18:13 > 0:18:19I imagine the British designer would probably be Paul Smith.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24But I think I would like to go for the director of RoboCop
0:18:24 > 0:18:26as Paul Verhoeven.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Paul Verhoeven, says Simon.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29No red line for you, you are already through.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Let's see how many of our 100 got Paul Verhoeven.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36It's right.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42That's a very good answer - look at that. 14.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Very well done indeed, Simon.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Taking your total to 66. The lowest score of the round by some distance.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Nicely played, Simon,
0:18:49 > 0:18:51took us through the board very nicely, as well.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Just one missing off there. You are right about Paul Whitehouse.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Also a big scorer.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Paul Smith was the British designer.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03And the best answer on the board
0:19:03 > 0:19:05is the British electronic music producer.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Paul Oakenfold. - Paul Oakenfold.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10And he would have scored 5 points. Well done if you said that at home.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Thank you very much indeed.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14So at the end of our first round, the pair we're sending home,
0:19:14 > 0:19:16with their high score of 192. I'm afraid, Naomy and Chris,
0:19:16 > 0:19:19it's your second appearance, which means this really is goodbye.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Far too soon to be sending you home, but it has been great having you on.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Thank you so much for playing. Naomy and Chris.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37And so, three pairs remain.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38At the end of this round,
0:19:38 > 0:19:41we will have to say goodbye to one of the pairs in front of me.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Well, there were some quite high scores
0:19:43 > 0:19:44in that round, but they were all fairly
0:19:44 > 0:19:47high-scoring, those Pauls. Simon, very well done,
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Paul Verhoeven was the best score by a margin in the round,
0:19:50 > 0:19:53so on the basis of that, I would say Simon and Zara are probably
0:19:53 > 0:19:56the ones to beat, but best of luck to all three pairs.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Our category for Round Two is...
0:20:00 > 0:20:01It's a word round.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Can you all decide in your pairs
0:20:03 > 0:20:05who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:20:12 > 0:20:17We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Yeah, simply any word with its own entry
0:20:26 > 0:20:27in the British & World English section
0:20:27 > 0:20:29of oxforddictionaries.com, please,
0:20:29 > 0:20:31that follows that exact pattern.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34As always, no proper nouns, no hyphenated words.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Got one.- Have you?- Mm.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- I'll have a little think. - OK. Now, Simon...
0:20:39 > 0:20:42LAUGHING: Sorry, haven't given you a lot of time there.
0:20:42 > 0:20:48- I think I have one. I'm going to go for trace.- Trace, says Simon.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Let's see how many of our 100 people liked trace.
0:20:59 > 0:21:0215 for trace - not bad.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Yes, to copy a small amount of something,
0:21:08 > 0:21:11virtually everyone I went to school with - trace.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Thanks very much. Tom.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I'm going to go for trade.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23Trade, says Tom, let's see how many of our 100 people said trade.
0:21:32 > 0:21:349 for trade.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Uh, yeah, trade, that just means trade.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41LAUGHTER
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Thank you very much indeed. Jan.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I've got a couple in my mind,
0:21:45 > 0:21:48and I'm not going to make the same mistake again.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52But they're going to be quite high. I'm going to say table.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Table, says Jan.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Let's see how many of our 100 people went for table.
0:22:05 > 0:22:0714 for table, not bad.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12That's a piece of furniture.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14LAUGHTER
0:22:14 > 0:22:15With four legs. You will have seen them,
0:22:15 > 0:22:17you'll probably have one in your house.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21- I know the ones you mean.- Oh, do you have one?- Yeah, with drawers.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Well, they can do. - Quite tall, aren't they?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Oh, no, you're thinking of cupboard.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30No, table, it would be a smaller thing. Table.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- You will definitely have one. - OK.- I promise you.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35I shall look out for that, I will look one up. And maybe get one.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Thank you very much indeed. We're halfway through the round,
0:22:38 > 0:22:39let's take a look at those scores.
0:22:39 > 0:22:419, the best score of the pass - well done, Tom and Sam.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Looking set fair for a place in the head-to-head.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Then up to 14, where we find Dave and Jan.
0:22:47 > 0:22:4815, Simon and Zara.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Well, Simon and Zara, low-scorers in the last round,
0:22:51 > 0:22:54are our high-scorers JUST at this point of the second round.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57So, yes, Zara, we need a low score from you. Good luck with that.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59We're going to come back down the line,
0:22:59 > 0:23:01can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:23:04 > 0:23:08OK, now then, Dave. Dave... You're on 14.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Ideally, you'd score a pointless answer here.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16There's one, being the bit of grey matter that's left.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18I think it's right. Taupe.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20T-A-U-P-E.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23I like it already, Dave. Taupe.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25I'm going to say here's your red line. You won't see it,
0:23:25 > 0:23:28but it's there, on the pointless line.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Let's see how many of our 100 people said taupe.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Look at that, 3 - not bad at all, Dave.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Takes your total up to 17,
0:23:45 > 0:23:47I suspect that will see you through.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Yeah, very well played, taupe, it's grey with a hint of brown. Mmm.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Mm.- It's like when you look at a lovely grey colour and think,
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- "Tell you what this needs - a little hint of brown in it."- Ah.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Wonderful. Thank you very much, Richard. Now, Sam.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05I'm going to say...truce.
0:24:05 > 0:24:10- Truce?- Yes.- Well, "trace" did pretty well, let's see how "truce" does.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Ideally, you'd score 7 or less.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15There's your red line, let's see if you can get below that with truce.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18It's right.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Good enough, down to 3!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Very well done indeed, takes your total up to 12,
0:24:29 > 0:24:32through you go to the head-to-head round.
0:24:32 > 0:24:37Yeah, truce, to have a truce. You might sign a truce on a table.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39That'd be another use for table.
0:24:39 > 0:24:44There you go. OK, Zara, we have a competition on our hands here.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48What we need from you is a score of 1 or less.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- No pressure.- 1 or less.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54- I think it's unlikely but we'll give it a go.- Come on.- Twinkle.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02OK. Twinkle. Erm...
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Let's see. There's your red line.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10It's down there, let's see if "twinkle" is right.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Oh, I'm sorry, Zara.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17No, I was trying to write it as well but the...
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Oh, I'm sorry, I'm afraid that's wrong, scores you 100 points.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Takes your total up to 115.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Yeah, it has to fit that exact pattern, I'm afraid.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28It has to be T then three blanks then E, it can't just be anything
0:25:28 > 0:25:31beginning with T, so, twinkle, unfortunately is too long.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35- What was your answer? - I've got three. Tulle, T-U-L-L-E.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Oh, well, I've got tulle. - That's amazing!
0:25:38 > 0:25:41So, tulle was three points.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Tithe.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Tithe? 7.- And torte.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- T-O-R-T-E.- Six points.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Tulle! Hooray!
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- Good.- Let's take a look at the pointless answers on this board.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Quite tough to get a pointless answer on this one,
0:25:55 > 0:25:58very well done if you got any of these.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Tenge, which is Kazakh money, terce, which is a religious service,
0:26:01 > 0:26:04there is a type of gardenia called a tiare.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Some people might have got tilde,
0:26:06 > 0:26:09that's the little Spanish accent you see,
0:26:09 > 0:26:11titre, which is something to do with chemistry which is too
0:26:11 > 0:26:15complicated for me to understand, toque is a small hat,
0:26:15 > 0:26:18TOWIE, in fact it's not TOWIE, it's towie.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21It's an Australian colloquial word for someone who drives a tow truck.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Tuple,
0:26:23 > 0:26:26which is a computing term and a tutee which is essentially
0:26:26 > 0:26:28a student, someone who is tutored.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Let's look at the top three answers,
0:26:29 > 0:26:32the ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Those, 24,
0:26:35 > 0:26:38these, 25,
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- and there are 42. - There we are.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Thank you very much, indeed, Richard.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45We're at the end of our second round and the pair we have to send home,
0:26:45 > 0:26:48I'm afraid, with a high score of 115, is Zara and Simon.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Low-scorers last time round.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54- I didn't pay attention to Richard, I'm sorry.- Hey, listen, that's OK.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Most of the time that's the thing to do, but very occasionally,
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- it's worth listening. - ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:26:59 > 0:27:02It's been lovely having you on, Zara and Simon. Thanks much for
0:27:02 > 0:27:04playing. Zara and Simon.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05APPLAUSE
0:27:05 > 0:27:09But, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Congratulations, Tom and Sam and Dave and Jan,
0:27:15 > 0:27:18you're now one step closer to the final and the chance to play
0:27:18 > 0:27:22for our jackpot which currently stands at £1,000.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Well, we've arrived at the head-to-head which means you're
0:27:24 > 0:27:27now allowed to start conferring before you give your answers.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29The first pair to win two questions in this round will
0:27:29 > 0:27:31go through to the final to play for that jackpot.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Best of luck to both pairs, let's play the head-to-head.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43Here is your first question and it concerns...
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- Richard.- I'm going to show you five pictures now of birds that migrate to the UK
0:27:49 > 0:27:52in the winter or the summer and we're going to give you their common names but with
0:27:52 > 0:27:55alternate letters missed out - can you tell us what they are, please?
0:27:55 > 0:27:58OK, let's reveal our five migrating birds and here they are.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00We have got...
0:28:23 > 0:28:25There we are. Five migrating birds.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Tom and Sam, you are our low scorers so you will go first.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Feel free to confer.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31THEY WHISPER
0:28:38 > 0:28:42We know three of them and we think of them the best one is
0:28:42 > 0:28:45probably E, which I think is a waxwing.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48OK, waxwing, say Tom and Sam for E.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51Dave and Jan, do you want to talk us through the other birds?
0:28:51 > 0:28:55- You can do it out loud if you like. - A is a swallow, we think.
0:28:55 > 0:29:00- B, I'm not...- It's nightjar. - It's nightjar.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02C is fieldfair,
0:29:02 > 0:29:05D is nightingale.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07THEY WHISPER
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Yes, possibly.
0:29:10 > 0:29:11B, nightjar.
0:29:11 > 0:29:15Nightjar, nightjar, B. So, we have waxwing and we have nightjar.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Tom and Sam went for waxwing for E.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people got it.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25It's right.
0:29:27 > 0:29:2943 for waxwing.
0:29:32 > 0:29:36Meanwhile, Dave and Jan have gone for nightjar for B,
0:29:36 > 0:29:40let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said nightjar.
0:29:44 > 0:29:45It's right.
0:29:45 > 0:29:48And it beats waxwing.
0:29:48 > 0:29:5222 for nightjar, very well done indeed, Dave and Jan.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55That means after one question, you are up 1-0.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58- It looks armour plated, doesn't it, the nightjar?- Doesn't it?
0:29:58 > 0:30:00- It looks like a bird from Game Of Thrones.- Yeah.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02- ALEXANDER LAUGHS - Amazing.
0:30:02 > 0:30:06A is, of course, the swallow, and the swallow would have scored 86.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09C is the best answer on the board, much better than the nightjar.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11The fieldfare scored 13 points, very well done if you said that home.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14It looks a little bit disapproving, the fieldfare, I think.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17Well, that's because it's having its picture taken
0:30:17 > 0:30:19- while it's trying to do a wee. - LAUGHTER
0:30:19 > 0:30:21It's going, "Dude?!"
0:30:21 > 0:30:25- "That's hardly fair."- "Come on." Fieldfare there.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27And D, of course, is a nightingale.
0:30:27 > 0:30:31And the nightingale would have scored you 90 points.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34Thank you very much indeed. OK, here is your second question.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37Now, Dave and Jan answer it first but, Tom and Sam,
0:30:37 > 0:30:40you have to win this one to stay in the game, so best of luck.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43The second question in this round is all about...
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Alliterative American sports teams, Richard.
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Yes, simply the names of five American sports teams that
0:30:52 > 0:30:55have alliterative names. We've missed off the second word
0:30:55 > 0:30:57of each, can you tell us what it is, please?
0:30:57 > 0:31:00Thank you very much indeed. Let's reveal our sports teams and
0:31:00 > 0:31:01here they are.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26Now, Dave and Jan, you go first.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28THEY WHISPER
0:31:37 > 0:31:40- We'll go for Seattle Seahawks. - Seattle Seahawks,
0:31:40 > 0:31:42say Dave and Jan. Now then, Tom and Sam,
0:31:42 > 0:31:45do you want to talk us through the board and fill in all the blanks?
0:31:45 > 0:31:49I think the top one is the Chicago Cubs,
0:31:49 > 0:31:53the second one is the Buffalo Bills, the third one are the
0:31:53 > 0:31:56Cleveland Cavaliers and the
0:31:56 > 0:32:00last one, the Boston Bruins.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03And we're going to go for the last one.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06- The Boston Bruins.- Yep. - OK, Boston Bruins.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09We have Seattle Seahawks and we have the Boston Bruins.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11David and John went Seattle Seahawks -
0:32:11 > 0:32:15let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people got it.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22It's a good answer, Seattle Seahawks. Down it goes.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26Look at that, 17 - very well done indeed, Dave and Jan.
0:32:29 > 0:32:33Tom and Sam, meanwhile, have gone for the Boston Bruins.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Bruins.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40It's right.
0:32:40 > 0:32:4117 is what it's got to beat
0:32:41 > 0:32:44for you to be back in the game,
0:32:44 > 0:32:45and it does it -
0:32:45 > 0:32:48very well done indeed, look at that! Down to seven.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50Superb play there, Tom and Sam -
0:32:50 > 0:32:54that's exactly what you needed after two questions, it's now 1-1.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56And took us through the board perfectly, Sam,
0:32:56 > 0:32:58as well - got every single one of them right.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00The Chicago Cubs would have scored you 20, the biggest scorer is
0:33:00 > 0:33:03the Buffalo Bills, would have scored 25. Actually, the best
0:33:03 > 0:33:06answer is the next one which is Cleveland Cavaliers
0:33:06 > 0:33:08and that would have scored you 1 point.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11- Terrific work if you said that at home.- Thank you very much indeed.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14OK, so here comes your third question this is the decider.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17Whoever wins this one goes through to the final to play for that
0:33:17 > 0:33:19jackpot, so best of luck to both pairs.
0:33:19 > 0:33:23Our third question is all about Cambridge. About Cambridge, Richard.
0:33:23 > 0:33:26Yes, five clues to facts about the city of Cambridge and whoever
0:33:26 > 0:33:29gives us the most obscure answer is going through to the jackpot.
0:33:29 > 0:33:30Thank you very much.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33Let's reveal our five clues and here they come.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55I'll read those all again.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Tom and Sam, you will go first.
0:34:18 > 0:34:23We're going to say the bottom one is a punt.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25OK, you're going to go for a punt.
0:34:25 > 0:34:29A flat-bottomed boat, OK, Dave and Jan.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Well, the top one is Stephen Hawking and I don't know any of the
0:34:32 > 0:34:36- rest, do you?- No. So it has to be the top one.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39It's going to have to, yes, Stephen Hawking. Professor Stephen Hawking.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41You're going to go for Stephen Hawking,
0:34:41 > 0:34:43so we have punt and we have Stephen Hawking.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46So, Tom and Sam went for a punt, a flat-bottomed boat -
0:34:46 > 0:34:49let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people got that.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56There we are, 54.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02This is going to be very interesting. 54 for punt.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06Where is Stephen Hawking going to come in relation to that, I wonder?
0:35:06 > 0:35:09Let's see how many of our 100 people said Stephen Hawking.
0:35:13 > 0:35:14It's right.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18Oh, look at that, Stephen Hawking beating the punt.
0:35:18 > 0:35:2140 for Stephen Hawking.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23Which means, Dave and Jan, very well done.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25After three questions, you're through to the final, 2-1.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27Well played, Dave and Jan.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30But congratulations to Tom and Sam, the first people ever on this
0:35:30 > 0:35:33show to say, "I'm going to go for a punt," and actually go for a punt!
0:35:33 > 0:35:36Now, the other three answers are all better answers
0:35:36 > 0:35:37than the ones we've had.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40- The century the University of Cambridge was established...- 13th.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43It is the 13th, yeah, 1209, the first scholars went to Cambridge.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46- Ten points for that. The city centre park...- Parker's Piece?
0:35:46 > 0:35:49- Parker's Piece, yeah. - I didn't know that.
0:35:49 > 0:35:50That would have scored you two points.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53- And the monarch who founded Trinity College...- Henry VIII.- Henry VIII.
0:35:53 > 0:35:57- That would have scored 27. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:35:59 > 0:36:02I'm afraid, Tom and Sam. It's not that bad, actually,
0:36:02 > 0:36:04saying goodbye to you now, because we get to see you next time.
0:36:04 > 0:36:08Otherwise you would have just gone straight through to the final and that would have been it.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10But very strong play throughout the show today,
0:36:10 > 0:36:12so I'm sure we can expect you to do as well next time.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15But, meantime, thank you very much indeed, Tom and Sam.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18APPLAUSE
0:36:18 > 0:36:20But for Dave and Jan, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Congratulations, Dave and Jan, you have fought off all
0:36:27 > 0:36:30the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:36:36 > 0:36:39You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:36:39 > 0:36:43At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,000.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45There we are. Well, very, very well done.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47Round One last time, we had to say goodbye to you.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50This time, right through to the final.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Very impressive bird knowledge, I noticed.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54Well, I was quite surprised, really,
0:36:54 > 0:36:57because I saw the title and I thought, "Nah."
0:36:57 > 0:37:00And of course, when that came up, "Oh, yeah, I'll have them."
0:37:00 > 0:37:02There you are, yeah, no - very, very well done.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Anything you would particularly like to see
0:37:04 > 0:37:06come up in this last round?
0:37:06 > 0:37:07Something I know the answers to!
0:37:07 > 0:37:09LAUGHTER
0:37:09 > 0:37:12- Good, yes!- Geography's not too bad. - Geography's not too bad.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15- She'll do all right on the music. - Well, it depends what music.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18- She's a rock chick. - AGEING rock chick!
0:37:18 > 0:37:21OK, well, listen, very best of luck.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Let's see what today's categories look like.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26Today's board reads like this. We have got...
0:37:33 > 0:37:37- Chemistry is no good at all. - Wisden is one, I'd say.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40- Crime writers, I only know... - A couple.- One or two.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43- Well, what do we know?- Catch... - We know at least one.- Yes.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45- Shall we go with that one? - Up to you.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Yeah, we'll go with films with "catch" in the title.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49Films with "catch" in the title, Rich?
0:37:49 > 0:37:51OK, we are looking for anyone who received an acting credit
0:37:51 > 0:37:54according to IMDb in any of the following three films, please.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57So, anyone who acted in...
0:37:59 > 0:38:00Oh, I love that film.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10So, To Catch A Thief, Catch-22 or Catch Me If You Can.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Very best of luck.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15Thanks very much indeed. As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with
0:38:15 > 0:38:18three answers and all you need to win the jackpot is for just
0:38:18 > 0:38:20- one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?- Yes.- Yes.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Good, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock, there they are,
0:38:23 > 0:38:25your time starts now.
0:38:25 > 0:38:29Right, Catch Me If You Can, you've got, um, Tom Hanks and, um,
0:38:29 > 0:38:32- Leonardo DiCaprio.- Yes.
0:38:32 > 0:38:33Um...
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Oh, God, who else was in it?
0:38:36 > 0:38:40Um... To Catch A Thief, wasn't it Cary Grant?
0:38:40 > 0:38:42- Cary Grant, yes.- And...
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Was Grace Kelly in that?
0:38:45 > 0:38:49- I honestly...- To Catch A Thief? - I honestly don't know.
0:38:49 > 0:38:50Um...
0:38:50 > 0:38:55I should know one from Catch-22, as well, I just can't think what it is.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57At the moment, we've got two in one...
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Two in one, and one in the other.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01But, like, I can't...
0:39:01 > 0:39:02Catch-22...
0:39:02 > 0:39:04Nothing coming to mind?
0:39:04 > 0:39:06Well, I can see his face.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09- I just can't... - That doesn't help!- No, it doesn't.
0:39:09 > 0:39:13- Um, I can't...- So... We'll go for what we've got.- Yeah, yeah.
0:39:13 > 0:39:17- OK. Are you happy with the ones you've got?- Yes.- Yeah, yeah.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19OK, well, we'll stop the clock there,
0:39:19 > 0:39:23- let's have your answers, then. - Right, are we going for two in...
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Two in Catch Me If You Can.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28- Yeah, and we'll choose, let's say, Tom Hanks and...- Tom Hanks.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32- And Leonardo DiCaprio.- Leonardo DiCaprio.- And To Catch A Thief...
0:39:32 > 0:39:35- I don't know whether she was in it or not.- Well...- Grace Kelly.
0:39:35 > 0:39:36Grace Kelly.
0:39:36 > 0:39:40Now, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:39:40 > 0:39:42- Possibly Grace Kelly, if it's right. - OK, Grace Kelly, we'll put last.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45- Least likely to be pointless, do you think?- Tom Hanks.
0:39:45 > 0:39:46Tom Hanks goes first.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49Let's put those answers up on the board in that order, then,
0:39:49 > 0:39:51and here they are. We've got...
0:39:54 > 0:39:56Well, three good answers there,
0:39:56 > 0:39:58let's hope one of those is pointless and wins you that jackpot.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01If it does, have you got any plans for what you might like to do
0:40:01 > 0:40:02with that jackpot money?
0:40:02 > 0:40:06- Possibly put it towards a holiday. - Very nice. Dave?
0:40:07 > 0:40:08I'll go with what she says!
0:40:08 > 0:40:09Very wise!
0:40:09 > 0:40:11OK, your first answer is Tom Hanks.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13In this case, we were looking for cast members
0:40:13 > 0:40:15from Catch Me If You Can.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18It has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot of £1,000.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Let's see how many people said Tom Hanks.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24Well, it's right.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27All it has to be now is pointless, and if it goes all the way
0:40:27 > 0:40:30down to the bottom of the column, you will leave with £1,000.
0:40:30 > 0:40:31Tom Hanks now takes us to...
0:40:31 > 0:40:3336.
0:40:34 > 0:40:35Not bad.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38But annoyingly, not a pointless answer, which means we move
0:40:38 > 0:40:42on to your next submission, which is Leonardo DiCaprio.
0:40:42 > 0:40:45Again, we are looking for cast members of Catch Me If You Can.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47Has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot of £1,000.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50Let's see how many people said Leonardo DiCaprio.
0:40:52 > 0:40:53It's right.
0:40:53 > 0:40:57Tom Hanks took us all the way down to 36.
0:40:57 > 0:40:58Leonardo DiCaprio...
0:40:58 > 0:40:5957.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Oh, this is moving in the wrong direction, I'm afraid!
0:41:05 > 0:41:07But there we are, we have one more answer.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Everything is now riding on your third and final answer,
0:41:10 > 0:41:12which is Grace Kelly, and in this case,
0:41:12 > 0:41:14we were looking for cast members of To Catch A Thief.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17For £1,000, let's see how many people said Grace Kelly.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19Is it pointless?
0:41:22 > 0:41:23Well, it's right.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26Your first answer, Tom Hanks, took us down to 36.
0:41:26 > 0:41:30Your second answer, Leonardo DiCaprio, took us down to 57.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Grace Kelly passes both of those,
0:41:32 > 0:41:33we go down to 11.
0:41:35 > 0:41:39Very good, that last answer, a lovely low score there.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42But sadly, you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer,
0:41:42 > 0:41:45so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000 -
0:41:45 > 0:41:48that rolls over to the next show - but what a strong performance.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50Every round, we've had nice low scores from you.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52And for that, in recognition for all that,
0:41:52 > 0:41:54you get to take home a Pointless trophy.
0:41:54 > 0:41:58So, very, very well done indeed. But thanks very much, Dave and Jan.
0:41:58 > 0:41:59APPLAUSE
0:42:00 > 0:42:02Yeah, tough final category,
0:42:02 > 0:42:04let's take a look at the pointless answers.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07The first one, To Catch A Thief, was the hardest of all.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09In fact, the only answers in To Catch A Thief that score any
0:42:09 > 0:42:12points at all were Cary Grant, Grace Kelly and John Williams.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15Every single other member of that cast was a pointless answer.
0:42:15 > 0:42:16Now, let's move on to Catch-22,
0:42:16 > 0:42:19where there's some more famous names.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21Anthony Perkins in that would have been a pointless answer.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24The wonderful comic actor Charles Grodin.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26Martin Balsam, who is in 12 Angry Men, also in Psycho.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28Martin Sheen, a pointless answer,
0:42:28 > 0:42:30he was also in Catch Me If You Can, but he scored points in that.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33Everyone a pointless answer there, apart from Alan Arkin,
0:42:33 > 0:42:36Jon Voight, Orson Welles, Buck Henry, Richard Benjamin and our old
0:42:36 > 0:42:40friend Art Garfunkel, who scored points there - scored four points.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43And Catch Me If You Can, let's take a look at this.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46Amy Acker, the wonderful Elizabeth Banks...
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Now, Frank Abagnale Jr, he is who the film was about,
0:42:48 > 0:42:51and he plays a cameo in the film as well, he's a pointless answer.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54James Brolin, as well. Everyone there, a pointless answer,
0:42:54 > 0:42:56apart from DiCaprio and Hanks, Christopher Walken, Amy Adams,
0:42:56 > 0:42:59Martin Sheen, Jennifer Garner and Ellen Pompeo.
0:42:59 > 0:43:00Everyone else, a pointless answer.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Very well done if you got pointless answers in any of those categories.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Thanks very much, Richard, and thanks very much, Dave and Jan.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08Very sadly, they didn't win our jackpot today, which means
0:43:08 > 0:43:13it rolls over onto the next show, when we will be playing for £2,000.
0:43:16 > 0:43:18Join us then to see if someone can win it.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.