0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very
0:00:24 > 0:00:28warm welcome to Pointless, the game where you're always aiming for the lowest score.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Let's meet today's players.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35And couple number one.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Hello, I'm Jon from Brighton and this is my friend Andy from Croydon.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- Couple number two.- Hi, my name is Bev, this is my mum Liz,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45and we're from a town called Helensburgh in Scotland.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Couple number three.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Hello, I'm Kieran, this is my brother Callum and we're from Newark in Nottinghamshire.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52And finally couple number four.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56Hello, I'm Leona and this is my husband Tony and we're from County Durham.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58And these are today's contestants.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Thanks very much, all of you, a very warm welcome to Pointless.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Lovely to have you here. We'll get to chat to each of you throughout the show as it goes along.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Delivering answers every day of the week, except Sundays,
0:01:12 > 0:01:14he does Jazzercise on Sundays.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Hiya. Hi, everybody. Hello.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Ah, good afternoon to you. - Good afternoon.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Oh, I don't think I've ever done Jazzercise. I'm not sure I'd enjoy it.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- Oh, you should.- That essentially combines two of my least favourite things in one.- Oh, exercise...
0:01:31 > 0:01:35And jazz. See, exercise I don't like but I do, jazz,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I don't like but I don't feel compunction to do it.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Why don't you like jazz? What's wrong with jazz?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Imagine if jazz was good for you. And you had to do jazz every day.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- It- is- good for you.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- I'd hate that.- Do you really hate jazz?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- I don't hate jazz.- I'm not Johnny.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I tell you Johnny, I was going to say, he hates Jazz.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52He really does. No, I don't hate jazz, it just doesn't speak to me.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Doesn't speak to you.- Only Jon and Andy back from the last show.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Jon and Andy got through to the head-to-head, which was very impressive.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01They were the golden couple, despite being up against a team that had got
0:02:01 > 0:02:04two pointless answers previously, which was very impressive.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Dan and Suz, we're going to find out in a second if they got any more pointless answers
0:02:08 > 0:02:11in the jackpot, aren't we? I wonder if they did.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- I wonder, did they? - Or if they didn't.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Two pointless answers during game play.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Did they get any in the jackpot, or didn't they?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Or did they?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Or didn't they?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I've forgotten, did they or didn't they? I can't remember.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Dan and Suz didn't win the jackpot last time,
0:02:29 > 0:02:33so we add another £1,000 to it, so today's jackpot starts off at...
0:02:33 > 0:02:34There we are.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Now remember this. The pair with the highest score will be eliminated
0:02:49 > 0:02:51at the end of each round, OK. The pair with the highest score.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54So do what you have to do to keep your scores nice and low
0:02:54 > 0:02:56and you'll be fine. Best of luck to all four pairs.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Our first category today is...
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Can you all decide in your pairs, who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13OK. And the question concerns...
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Richard.- We're going to show you the names of seven films on each board,
0:03:18 > 0:03:20each of which have three words in their title,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23but we've missed out the third word in each case. Can you tell us what it is, please?
0:03:23 > 0:03:28Thanks very much Richard. We are looking for the missing third word on each of these film titles.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31And here is our first board.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32We have got...
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I'll read those titles again.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Jon. Welcome back.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Thank you, good to be back.- Oh! We had...
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Very, very good to have you back. You did awfully well last time.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Remind us what you do.- I'm a corporate trainer and coach.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15That is right. How long have you been doing that for?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17About five or six years.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19So when you start out, are you following a model?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22I mean, have you got a particular plan that you follow?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Or is it something that you, Jon, have devised?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Some of the time it's a model that's been devised by somebody else.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Sometimes it's something that I, or myself and colleagues and friends have devised.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33It's nice. I'm self employed, so I get to work with my friends.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- And you can just make it up! - You really can. - Make it up as you go along. Now Jon.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Something you can't make up
0:04:38 > 0:04:40as you go along, this round.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43What would you like to go for on that board?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Something tells me you know about cinema.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48I do, it's a nice subject from me.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I like it. And, I feel like I know
0:04:50 > 0:04:52all of these except one.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53And the one I'm going to go for...
0:04:55 > 0:04:56..I'd say I'm 90% certain of,
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I want to say the film with Benedict Cumberbatch was called
0:04:59 > 0:05:00The Fifth Estate.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02The Fifth Estate, says Jon.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Let's see how many of our 100 people said The Fifth Estate. Is it right?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09It is.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Something tells me this is going to
0:05:13 > 0:05:15be a nice, impressive low score.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17And it is! There we are, Jon.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19What a start to the show.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Six for The Fifth Estate.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Lovely start Jon, they're back in business on podium one.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Yes, it's a film about Julian Assange and WikiLeaks.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Thank you, Richard.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Bev, welcome here from Helensburgh. What do you do, Bev?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36I am a ranger with Loch Lomond and The Trossachs National Park.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I think that's just the loveliest job.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- It is the loveliest.- I could imagine.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42In all weathers, it must get quite wild up there.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Yeah, it has been recently.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47In all sorts of weathers, but the place is beautiful
0:05:47 > 0:05:50in all sorts of weathers. We call it atmospheric in Scotland.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- You know, if it's raining, it's not rain, it's...- It's atmosphere.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Have you ever seen a golden eagle up there?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Yes. I think.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02- I think.- That's exciting.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Somebody said to me, that if you're out and about in the Highlands of
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Scotland, if you don't see a golden eagle,
0:06:09 > 0:06:13then at least take solace in the fact that the golden eagle has probably seen you.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Very nice.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Ospreys, do you get those as well?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Yes, we get a lot of ospreys this year.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21It's been a bumper year for ospreys.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24And it's fantastic to see them all coming back.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- I love them.- Bev, what would you like to go for?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Oh, boy.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31I...
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I'm going to go with the George Clooney one,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Fantastic Mr Fox.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Fantastic Mr Fox, says Bev.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said Fantastic Mr Fox.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Sorry!
0:06:46 > 0:06:47- Oh!- It's right.- Phew!
0:06:48 > 0:06:5062.
0:06:51 > 0:06:5362 for Fantastic Mr Fox.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Yeah, and he voices Mr Fox, that's a lovely film.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00There we are. Thank you, Richard.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Kieran, welcome to Pointless.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Hello.- Good to have you, from Newark, you said?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Yes.- What keeps you busy in Newark, Kieran?
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Well, I'm a musician looking for work in the political sector.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Looking to play music in the political sector?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Or a musician, but also looking for work in the political sector?
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Yeah, the latter. Also looking for work.- I bet the political sector...
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Nothing would spruce it up more than a good band.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25- I'd love to. I'd love to. - What do you play?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29I play the guitar and keyboard, but I mainly sing.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32That's fine. Are you in a band at all or...?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I'm not, no. No, I'm a solo.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- A singer-songwriter?- That's the one, yeah.- Very good indeed.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Now, Kieran, what would you like to go for on our board?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I promised Callum that I would try
0:07:43 > 0:07:44and get the first answer right,
0:07:44 > 0:07:46just to get a little pressure
0:07:46 > 0:07:47off him.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48So I'm going to go with
0:07:48 > 0:07:50the penultimate one,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52The Shawshank Redemption.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Redemption, says Kieran.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people got The Shawshank Redemption.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03HE LAUGHS Listen, you got it right.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04You got it right.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08I promised you, Cal, I told you I would, buddy.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11And that is six points less pressure on Callum...
0:08:11 > 0:08:12LAUGHTER
0:08:12 > 0:08:14..than if you'd got it wrong, which is good.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Yeah, blimey, talk about needing redemption. That is quite something.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Incredible to remember quite how, sort of,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22low key that film was when it was released.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25It wasn't a big deal, wasn't the sort of, one
0:08:25 > 0:08:27where you go on chat shows,
0:08:27 > 0:08:29just one other release in a week of other things.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32It absolutely just came in under the radar, didn't it?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Beautiful film.- Yeah.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Absolutely. Now then, Leona.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Welcome. Lovely to have you here, from County Durham.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40- Thank you.- And what do you do, Leona?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43I've just graduated, and am about to start my teacher training year.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- So...- Oh, congratulations.- Thank you.- Do you know where you will be?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Yes, it's at a college, so it's post-compulsory,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53so a little less pressure, they're not as young, so...
0:08:53 > 0:08:56That will be nice. Very nice. What are your interests, Leona?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I've just recently taken up karate
0:08:59 > 0:09:02with my little girl. So no messing, guys.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Wow, yeah. I was never going to mess! I promise that.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Less so now. So you go along with your girl.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- What's your little girl called? - She's called Millie, and she's nine.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Millie. Excellent. Who of the pair of you is better at karate?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Millie! A lot better, yeah.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19HE CHUCKLES
0:09:19 > 0:09:20You're in the same class at the same time,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23or do you go off and get taught over there and she's...?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Yeah, separately.- So you don't actually...?- Yeah, we don't have to fight each other.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- That would be terrible.- That would be wrong. Setting mother against child like that.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33It wouldn't be right. Leona, this is your board,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35you can talk us through it and fill
0:09:35 > 0:09:36in all of those blanks for us,
0:09:36 > 0:09:37if you like, and then say which one
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- you want to answer.- Thank you.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Well, the only other ones
0:09:40 > 0:09:42that I knew have been taken.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44So I'm going to have to just go
0:09:44 > 0:09:45with The Great Escape.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48The Great Escape, says Leona.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said The Great Escape.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Oh, no!- Oh...
0:09:57 > 0:10:00A little bit of pressure off Callum there.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02A little bit more pressure on Tony there.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04That scores you 100 points, I'm afraid, Leona.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Yeah, it's a long time before that, I'm afraid. 1963. - I thought it was early, yeah.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Robert Redford's not in it as well, that's the other big clue there.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I've never seen it. My dad puts it on, and I turn it off.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Oh, it's good. It's good. You should have watched it.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20That one is The Great Gatsby.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Yeah, would have scored you 53 points.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- The top one, one of the greatest films ever made.- Men.
0:10:26 > 0:10:3012 Angry Men. That would have scored 77. Kiss the...?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33..Girls. Is the answer to that one. 25 points.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35You can probably guess this last one. Sorry Wrong...?
0:10:35 > 0:10:36I'm going to say number.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39You are correct. That would have scored 32.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41So the best answer on the board, Jon, is The Fifth Estate.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Not for the first time, the best answer, well played.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45There we are. Thank you very much, Richard.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49We're halfway through the round. Let's take a quick look at our scores. 6 the best score,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51as Richard says, Jon and Andy looking very strong
0:10:51 > 0:10:53on the back of that.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Then we travel up to 62 where we find Bev and Liz,
0:10:55 > 0:10:58up to 94 where we find Kieran and Callum,
0:10:58 > 0:11:01and then just a hop, skip and a jump up from there is where we find Leona
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- and Tony.- Sorry.- Tony, you'll get the new board,
0:11:04 > 0:11:06so find a nice low-scoring answer on it,
0:11:06 > 0:11:08and maybe it will be enough to keep you in the game.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Best of luck with that. We're going to come back down the line now.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:11:14 > 0:11:18OK. Let's put seven more three-word film titles up on the board
0:11:18 > 0:11:19with a missing third word.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21And we have got...
0:11:39 > 0:11:41I'm going to read those all again.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- Tony, welcome to Pointless.- Hiya. Thank you.- What do you do, Tony?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I'm a manufacturing technician in a food factory.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Oh! That's quite fun. What kind of food is it?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Crisps. Well-known crisps.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Oh, I love a crisp.- Wow!- But I love a well-known crisp better.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03LAUGHTER
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Like a potato crisp, or a corn or maize-based snack?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- A bit of both. - ALEXANDER GASPS
0:12:08 > 0:12:10You're kidding me, this is unbelievable.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Do any of the corn-based ones come out shaped like monsters?
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Yes, they do, actually. Yeah. - LAUGHTER
0:12:17 > 0:12:19I don't believe it.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22I do not believe what's happening.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Which bit of the production are you involved in?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27I'm on the machine that puts crisps in the packets.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28So I keep them running.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31If you wanted to, you could tinker with that machine, so it'd put
0:12:31 > 0:12:34every four crisps it puts in a packet, another one goes into a little Tony bag!
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- LAUGHTER - Well, if I don't get caught, yeah.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41There we go. That's fun. Tony, there you are, you're the high-scorers at the moment.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Only at the moment, because I think
0:12:43 > 0:12:44you might have a good answer
0:12:44 > 0:12:46on this board.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47I'm going to go for...
0:12:47 > 0:12:48I've got to go
0:12:48 > 0:12:50for an absolute fluky guess,
0:12:50 > 0:12:51but judging by the year,
0:12:51 > 0:12:53I'm thinking the Matthew Broderick
0:12:53 > 0:12:55one might be The Lion King.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56The Lion King? OK.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Well, let's see if it's right. There's no red line for you, I'm afraid, Tony,
0:12:59 > 0:13:03as you're the high-scorers, but let's see how far down the column we get with The Lion King.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07It is The Lion King.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Down to 58 as well.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Not bad, Tony.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14It's all in Callum's hands.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Yeah, Matthew Broderick voiced Simba in that.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20You've given yourself a chance, you could still stay in.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24They say the plot is based on Hamlet, but I would say very loosely.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29- Pretty loosely.- Pretty loosely, I mean, there's a lion in Hamlet,
0:13:29 > 0:13:30but apart from that...
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Now then, Callum, welcome to Pointless.- Hello.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Now, what do you do, Callum?
0:13:36 > 0:13:42Currently I'm studying sports journalism, an online freelance course.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Now that's quite fun.- With the London School of Journalism.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Is it a completely broad course?
0:13:47 > 0:13:51- Yes, it is.- Does it focus on any particular sports that you particularly want to focus on?
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Not in particular, it's more of a journalism-based course.
0:13:55 > 0:14:01So learning the traits of journalism, and then, hopefully,
0:14:01 > 0:14:04at the end of the course, I'll get a diploma,
0:14:04 > 0:14:06and move on to sports journalism.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09What area of sports journalism would you like to go into?
0:14:09 > 0:14:13I'd like to move into something to do with football, cricket or tennis.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17That would be fun. Now then, Callum, you are on 94, we have a challenge.
0:14:17 > 0:14:23Kieran helped you a bit by not scoring the full 100, but, yeah,
0:14:23 > 0:14:25if you can score 63 or less,
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- you're through.- OK. I think I'm
0:14:27 > 0:14:29going to go for the Simon Pegg film.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31The World's End.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32The World's End, says Callum.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Here is your red line. If you can get below this red line with The World's End,
0:14:36 > 0:14:39you are through to Round Two. Let's see how many people said it.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- It's right.- Go down, down, down.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45And you're through, very well done indeed, Callum. Look at that. 40.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49134 is your total.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Very well played. Yeah, another lovely film, it's all part of Edgar Wright's Cornetto trilogy.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- That's what they call it.- Thank you very much, Richard.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Now, Liz, welcome to Pointless. - Thank you.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- Lovely to have you here from Helensburgh.- Yeah.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- What keeps you busy, Liz? - I'm retired.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09What did you do before you retired?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12I was a line dance teacher for 30 years.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13SHE LAUGHS
0:15:13 > 0:15:16No-one ever really retires from line dancing!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Really? A line dance teacher.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Xander, I'm 71 years old!
0:15:21 > 0:15:25- But...- I've got to retire!- You can still call a line dance, couldn't you?
0:15:25 > 0:15:30Yeah, it's nice not travelling so far. I was on the road every weekend.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32So how far did you have to go?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33America, Canada...
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Oh, really? You had to go and tell them how to line dance?
0:15:36 > 0:15:41- No, show them.- Show them. - Yeah. I don't tell them.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42And do you choreograph as well?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Yes.- You're still devising dances, aren't you, Liz.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I've got a big one coming off in November,
0:15:48 > 0:15:51we'll have 1,000 dancers in Blackpool from all over the world.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52And you with a megaphone?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Shouting, telling them... Sorry, showing them what to do.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- A microphone.- With a microphone. I mixed my phones.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03You're all over the place, mate. What's wrong with you?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Liz, I'm very impressed.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08That's brilliant. Now, you've got a good score there from Bev
0:16:08 > 0:16:10in the first pass. 62, which means
0:16:10 > 0:16:1395 or less keeps you in the game.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15I do know one,
0:16:15 > 0:16:17because I quite like the bodies.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19The Full Monty.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21LAUGHTER
0:16:21 > 0:16:24The Full Monty, says Liz.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25There is your red line.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Get below that red line, and you're through to the next round.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30How many people said The Full Monty?
0:16:31 > 0:16:35It's right, and you're through. Very well done. It's good enough.
0:16:35 > 0:16:3887 has taken you up to 149.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Yes, some big scoring going on now.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Set in Sheffield, of course, The Full Monty.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Thank you very much, Richard.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Now, Andy, welcome back to Pointless.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Remind us what you do, Andy?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I'm a social work manager with mental health.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54I work in mental health.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Now, we were talking about Jazzercise earlier.- Yes.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Last time you were here, you were telling us about boxercise.- Yes.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02All the -cercises, we have covered today.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Boxercise, what else do you like getting up to in your spare time?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08I like watching sport. Mainly on TV.
0:17:08 > 0:17:13I've got a six-year-old son, so I play football with him.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Is he...? Does he like watching sport as well?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18He watches what I tell him to watch!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Liverpool FC.
0:17:20 > 0:17:25Andy was telling me after the last show that his son is a fan of our catchphrase.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26"Oh, that ain't bread?"
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- "That's toast."- We haven't said that for so long.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- We haven't said it for about 500 episodes.- No.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34We loved saying that.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- There we are. What's he called? - Nathaniel.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- Nathaniel.- That's for you, Nathaniel.- There you go.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Now, Andy, this board is all yours,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43and the best news is you're through already,
0:17:43 > 0:17:44so it doesn't matter what you score.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Right. OK. I know all of them,
0:17:47 > 0:17:48and could take an educated guess
0:17:48 > 0:17:51at one. The top one is Stand By Me.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54The second one Is Any Given Sunday.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58The bottom one is Man Of Steel.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00And I'd probably go Bye Bye Blackbird for Dick Van Dyke,
0:18:00 > 0:18:03but I'll probably plump for...
0:18:04 > 0:18:05..Any Given Sunday.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Any Given Sunday, no red line for you, you're already through.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Let's see how many people said Sunday.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14It is Any Given Sunday.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20It's another good score from the
0:18:20 > 0:18:21first podium there, 14.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Taking your total up to 20.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26The lowest total by a long chalk.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29And you've also given us the best answer on the board.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Very well played, podium one. Terrific stuff. Done the double.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Stand By Me that would have scored you 66 points.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39It's not Bye Bye Blackbird, not Bye Bye Baby.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Bye Bye Birdie would have scored you 17 points.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46And Man Of Steel, you're quite right at the bottom there.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48That would have scored you 39.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Thanks very much. So we're at the end of our first round,
0:18:50 > 0:18:53and I'm afraid the pair we have to say goodbye to with a high score
0:18:53 > 0:18:55of 158, it's Tony and Leona.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- Sorry.- I'm sorry. That wasn't a perfect round for you.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Come back next time, and I'm sure we'll have the perfect round,
0:19:01 > 0:19:03several perfect rounds, I hope, for you.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06It's been great having you on. Thank you, so much, Tony and Leona.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20And now it starts to get mean.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22We're down to three pairs, at the end of this round,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25we'll have to be down to two players.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Jon and Andy. Lowest score on each board there, very well done.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Very impressive indeed.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31But well done everyone else for making it through that round.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Great to have you here for our second round. Our category is...
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to go first,
0:19:41 > 0:19:45who's going to go second? Whoever's going first please step up to the podium.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Richard.- Yes, we're looking for the name of any woman who's won a
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Grand Slam title in the Open era, that's from the French Open in 1968,
0:20:07 > 0:20:09all the way through to June 2016, please.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12The surname contains one of those letters. Very, very best of luck.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15And the Grand Slam tennis tournaments are the Australian Open,
0:20:15 > 0:20:18French Open, Wimbledon and the US Open.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Thank you very much, Richard.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Now then, Andy.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- Hello.- Yes. A female tennis Grand Slam champions.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28One of those letters in their name.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- Just in their name.- I would like to go for Tracy Austin.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Tracy Austin, says Andy.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said Tracy Austin.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43It's right.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Yeah, down it goes, still going down.
0:20:48 > 0:20:512. APPLAUSE
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Very well done, Andy.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Tracy Austin.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59They're so good, aren't they, on podium one?
0:20:59 > 0:21:03That's very, very good. Especially with very little preparation time.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Yes, won two US opens, Tracy Austin.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- She's got an A and T in her name. - I know.- Which is amazing.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- That's why she scored two!- She would have scored one,
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I think, if she'd been called Tracy Ustin.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- One point, I think.- Or Zin.- Yeah.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Thank you. Kieran.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23I'm expecting Callum to rescue me again, hopefully.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26One of these days, Kieran, one of your rounds is going to come up,
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I'm sure. I can sense it.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32I'm going to go with Victoria Azarenka.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Victoria Azarenka, says Kieran.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43It's right. Well, 2 is the only score we've got posted at the moment.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Victoria Azarenka takes us down
0:21:46 > 0:21:48into single figures and 2 again.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Look at that! APPLAUSE
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Very well done indeed. Very strong play on this round.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Very well played, Kieran, terrific stuff. I'm worried about Liz now after those two answers.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04It's great, isn't it? Yes, Victoria Azarenka. First Belarussian woman to win a Grand Slam title.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06So many As in her surname.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- I know!- She's got three, which, I mean, is more than most people have got.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11You and I have both got one.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13And that's more than enough, really.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17But to have three, I mean, goodness gracious!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20That's a lot of As. And her daughter is good at tennis.
0:22:20 > 0:22:25- You do the maths, right. Three, yeah.- Three, I've done it. Liz.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Now then.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Some very impressive low-scoring up until now.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Can we continue that, or even improve on it?
0:22:32 > 0:22:33I'll try.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Evonne Goolagong.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Evonne Goolagong, says Liz.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45It's right.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Well...
0:22:46 > 0:22:492 is the line that has been drawn.
0:22:51 > 0:22:547 for Evonne Goolagong. Very well done indeed, Liz.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56I'm not going to be able to beat that.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59I'm not going to beat that.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Seven Grand Slam singles titles, and L in there, and A in there.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06I mean, what more could you want? It's the perfect answer.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Thank you, Richard. We are halfway through the round. Let's take a quick look at those scores.
0:23:10 > 0:23:132 is the big low score there. Andy and Jon
0:23:13 > 0:23:15and Kieran and Callum on 2.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Liz there on 7, really not that far ahead.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Bev, you realise what this means we require?
0:23:22 > 0:23:26We require some super low-scoring female Grand Slam champions from you
0:23:26 > 0:23:29with one of these letters in their surname.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31OK, we're going to come back down the line now.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39So, Bev.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Yes.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43We are looking for any female Grand Slam tennis champion whose surname
0:23:43 > 0:23:46contains an L, T, or A.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48You're our high-scorers, that sounds ridiculous when you're only on 7.
0:23:48 > 0:23:53- But there you are.- That's going to be hard to beat, you know, the boys.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Oh, man, I'm sorry, Mum.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Brain's blank.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Martina Navratilova.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Martina Navratilova, says Bev.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05There is no red line for you, as you're the high-scorers.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Let's see what happens when we say Martina Navratilova.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- 34...- Sorry.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21.. for Navratilova takes your total up to 41.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Yes, she's got all three of them in there.
0:24:25 > 0:24:30At least that's something. Without those letters she would be called Mirin Nuriov.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Thank you very much indeed.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Now, Callum.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36You have a target here of 38,
0:24:36 > 0:24:41which I suggest, for a sports journalist like you, should be...
0:24:41 > 0:24:43..easily within your reach.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47OK. So I have a few in my head.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49But I'm going to go for Lindsay Davenport.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Lindsay Davenport, says Callum. It's earning you a nod from Jon,
0:24:52 > 0:24:55which I have learned is a good thing to have.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59There is your red line. If you get below that, you are through to the next round with Lindsay Davenport.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04It's right.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08It's good enough.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11And it stops at 7. There we are.
0:25:11 > 0:25:139 is your total. Very well done.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- Very nicely done Callum, that's a relief, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:25:19 > 0:25:24Goodness me. Yes, a Grand Slam winner, also won gold at the 1996 Olympics, Lindsay Davenport.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Thank you, Richard.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29Now then, Jon. You're on 2, the high-scorers are Bev and Liz on 41.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32So 38 or less gets you through.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34There's a more ambitious one that, I think, I'm sure is right.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I'm just concerned it might be wrong.
0:25:36 > 0:25:41So I'm going to guess at, hope this is a low-scorer, Monica Seles.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Monica Seles, says Jon. Monica Seles. Here is your red line.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46If you can get below that with Monica Seles,
0:25:46 > 0:25:49you're through to the next round. How many of our 100 people said it?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54It's right.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Yep, gets you through.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00There we are, 5 for Monica Seles.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Takes your total up 27.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Once again, Jon and Andy, the lowest total of the round.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Very well played Jon, lowest scorers again, impressive stuff.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Lots of pointless answers here. Let's take a look at a few.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Well done if you said any of these.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25She won seven Grand Slam titles, Henin-Hardenne.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Petra Kvitova, two time Wimbledon champion.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Also could have had Anastasia Myskina, Barbara Jordan, Chris O'Neil, and Mima Jausovec.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Those are the pointless answers. Let's take a look at the top three,
0:26:37 > 0:26:39the ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43There is Martina Navratilova, 34.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Venus Williams, 42, and
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Serena Williams right at the top on 45.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Thank you very much, Richard. So at the end of our second round,
0:26:51 > 0:26:53the pair we have to say goodbye to with their high score of 41,
0:26:53 > 0:26:56I'm afraid, Bev and Liz, it is you. Nothing wrong with that score.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Lovely low score. It's just that these scores were lower.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01I'm afraid. So we have to say goodbye to you.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Only for a bit. We'll see you again, next show.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Look forward to that very much. Meantime, thanks very much. Bev and Liz.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Congratulations Jon and Andy, Kieran and Callum,
0:27:20 > 0:27:22you're now one step closer to the final.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25And a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at...
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Wow. This is where battle commences
0:27:34 > 0:27:36because we are now in the head-to-head,
0:27:36 > 0:27:38which means you start playing as teams.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40What formidable teams you are going to be.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43You can confer before you give your answers. The first team to win two
0:27:43 > 0:27:45questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Now, Kieran and Callum, very, very well done.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50We've had some lovely scores from you.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54But Jon and Andy, they are our low-scorers in every round so far.
0:27:54 > 0:27:58This is the second time you've been our golden couple, in fact, in the head-to-head.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01I wouldn't want to call this, but anyway, best of luck to both pairs.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Let's play the head-to-head.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11Here is your first question, and it concerns...
0:28:14 > 0:28:18- Richard.- Yes. We're going to show you five UNESCO World Heritage sites.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21Now we're actually going to show you five photographs of UNESCO World Heritage sites.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24I thought it was too difficult to bring the actual sites.
0:28:24 > 0:28:28Listen, guys, I looked into it. Couldn't be done. We're also going to give you the initials.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30Can you tell us what they are, please?
0:28:30 > 0:28:33OK, let's reveal our five UNESCO World Heritage sites.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36And we have got...
0:29:07 > 0:29:08There we are.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11Five UNESCO World Heritage sites.
0:29:11 > 0:29:15Jon and Andy, you are our low-scorers so you will go first.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24- It's not a very kind board. - It's not very kind.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26But we're going to go for C
0:29:26 > 0:29:28and say that's Canterbury Cathedral.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30Canterbury Cathedral.
0:29:30 > 0:29:31Canterbury Cathedral.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Not very kind, but very beautiful.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Now, Callum and Kieran.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38Do you fancy talking us through the rest of that board?
0:29:38 > 0:29:39We'd love to.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42- But we can't! - LAUGHTER
0:29:42 > 0:29:45We only know one other, we're afraid.
0:29:45 > 0:29:49And, and that's D.
0:29:49 > 0:29:50And we think it's Kew Gardens.
0:29:50 > 0:29:54Kew Gardens. So we have Canterbury Cathedral and we have Kew Gardens.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Jon and Andy said Canterbury Cathedral for C.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:30:02 > 0:30:03It's right.
0:30:06 > 0:30:0953 for Canterbury Cathedral.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16Kieran and Callum, meanwhile, have gone for Kew Gardens for D.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Let's see how many of our 100 people said that. Kew Gardens.
0:30:22 > 0:30:23It's right.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Oh, 71 for Kew Gardens.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31Well done, Jon and Andy, after one question, you are up 1-0.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35Very well played. That first one would have won you the point, actually. It's simply...
0:30:35 > 0:30:37- Bath.- Yes, the whole place is a
0:30:37 > 0:30:38UNESCO World Heritage site.
0:30:38 > 0:30:42Would have scored you 37 points.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Um B.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Yeah, I don't know. It's pretty.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50- It's lovely, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:30:50 > 0:30:51It's Saint Kilda.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Would have scored you 2 points.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56- Saint Kilda.- And the last one.
0:30:56 > 0:30:57It's an aqueduct.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59It's certainly aqueduct.
0:30:59 > 0:31:00Penrith.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02It's not the Penrith Aqueduct.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04It's the Pontcysyllte Aqueduct
0:31:04 > 0:31:05in Wales.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Would have scored you 4 points.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10- That looks pretty, doesn't it? - Doesn't it look pretty?
0:31:10 > 0:31:12Thank you, Richard. So here comes your second question now.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Kieran and Callum, you get to answer it first, but you need to win this
0:31:15 > 0:31:17one to stay in the game, so good luck.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19Our second question today is all about...
0:31:23 > 0:31:26Yes, we're going to show you five clues now to facts associated with
0:31:26 > 0:31:30the word west. Can you give us the most obscure answer, please?
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Excellent. Let's review our five clues, and here they come.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34We have got...
0:31:56 > 0:31:58I'll read those again.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Callum and Kieran will go first.
0:32:22 > 0:32:24Go on, you decide.
0:32:24 > 0:32:29So, according to the title of the 1971 Benny Hill hit single,
0:32:29 > 0:32:31he's the...
0:32:31 > 0:32:34Fastest milk cart driver in the West.
0:32:34 > 0:32:37Fastest milk cart driver in the West,
0:32:37 > 0:32:40say Kieran and Callum.
0:32:40 > 0:32:46OK. Now Jon and Andy, talk us through the rest of the board.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51We think that the first one is West Bromwich.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54The second one is West Ham.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57The musical is West Side Story.
0:32:57 > 0:33:01And the last one is Westlife.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03Which would you like to go for?
0:33:03 > 0:33:08- The first one?- No.- We're going to go for the Hawthorns, being located at West Bromwich.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10West Bromwich, say Jon and Andy.
0:33:10 > 0:33:14So we have the fastest milk cart driver and West Bromwich.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16In the order they were given, fastest milk cart driver,
0:33:16 > 0:33:19let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25Oh, bad luck, Kieran and Callum.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28- I'm afraid.- I realised, yeah.- I'm sorry. An incorrect answer there.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Jon and Andy have gone for West Bromwich, let's see if that's right,
0:33:31 > 0:33:33let's see how many of our 100 said it.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37It's right, it is West Bromwich.
0:33:41 > 0:33:43And it scores you 29.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45But all it had to be, in fact, was right.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47And it means, Jon and Andy, after two questions,
0:33:47 > 0:33:49you're straight through to the final 2-0.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51Yeah. Very well played, gents.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53These days in these more politically correct times,
0:33:53 > 0:33:55it would be the fastest milk cart driver in the West.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58But it was the fastest milkman in the West, the Benny Hill song,
0:33:58 > 0:34:01I'm afraid. Not like Benny Hill to be un-PC!
0:34:01 > 0:34:04- Weird.- Strange.- 30 points it would have been as well,
0:34:04 > 0:34:06so it would have lost you the point by one.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10The football club, you're absolutely right, is West Ham, West Ham United.
0:34:10 > 0:34:1549 points for that. Natalie Wood played Maria in West Side Story,
0:34:15 > 0:34:1757 for that and Swear It Again was Westlife,
0:34:17 > 0:34:20as you said, and that would have scored 32.
0:34:20 > 0:34:21Thanks very much, Richard.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:34:24 > 0:34:26I'm afraid, Kieran and Callum, it is you.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29But it's good news, really, because it means we get to see you again next time,
0:34:29 > 0:34:32which will be fun. And I'm sure you'll do just as well, if not better next time.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35But thanks very much in the meantime for playing, Kieran and Callum.
0:34:38 > 0:34:42But for Jon and Andy, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Congratulations, Jon and Andy,
0:34:47 > 0:34:49you have fought off all the competition
0:34:49 > 0:34:52and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02And at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at...
0:35:07 > 0:35:10Well, I'm... Jon and Andy, I mean to say,
0:35:10 > 0:35:13you've turned up here, you've been the lowest scorers in Round One,
0:35:13 > 0:35:16the lowest scorers in Round Two, 2-0 in the head-to-head, I mean,
0:35:16 > 0:35:19this is lining up to be a slam dunk, I think here.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21And you missed it very narrowly last time.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25But it'll be very, very satisfying if you could take that jackpot away with you.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28What would you like to see come up, Jon?
0:35:28 > 0:35:32I think Cinema is a good subject for me,
0:35:32 > 0:35:37- between us we love pop music...- And '90s hip-hop.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39If that specifically came up...!
0:35:39 > 0:35:41That sounded like a request, Andy.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43OK. Well, let's see.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45I mean, obviously, I have no control over what comes on board.
0:35:45 > 0:35:49You just have to hope there's something up there that you like the look of. Best of luck.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Today's selection looks like this.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53We have got...
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Nothing on classical music.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07JFK would be a shot in the dark.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09US crime writers...
0:36:09 > 0:36:12No, no. Sport in Leicester, I think, begrudgingly.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14OK. Begrudgingly, sport in Leicester.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17OK, very best of luck, gents, three different questions here.
0:36:17 > 0:36:21Let's take a look at them. We're looking for anybody who played for
0:36:21 > 0:36:24Leicester in their Premier League-winning squad in 2015-16.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Anyone who actually took to the pitch at any point during the season.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30We are looking for anyone who Mark Selby beat on his way
0:36:30 > 0:36:33to two snooker World Championships in 2014 and 2016.
0:36:33 > 0:36:37Or we are looking for anyone who played in Leicester Tigers squad
0:36:37 > 0:36:38in the 2015-16 premiership.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41Again, so long as they took to the field, we'll count them as an answer.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43So the Premier League football-winning squad,
0:36:43 > 0:36:46Mark Selby's opponents for his two World Championships wins,
0:36:46 > 0:36:48and the Leicester Tigers squad. Very, very best of luck.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51Thank you very much. Now as always, you've got up to one minute
0:36:51 > 0:36:54to come up with three answers. All you need to win that jackpot is for just one
0:36:54 > 0:36:57- of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?- Yes.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.
0:37:00 > 0:37:01Your time starts now.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04Marco Fu, I don't know whether it's right,
0:37:04 > 0:37:06but we'll just have that as a stand back.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08The Leicester City squad. I think I could give you the first 11...
0:37:08 > 0:37:11I think Andy King came in for a few games and Jeff Schlupp came in for a
0:37:11 > 0:37:16few games. Shinji Okazaki, I think is a less well-known first team member.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Marc Albrighton, but I think...
0:37:18 > 0:37:21- Pretty popular.- I couldn't name anyone who's on the Tigers...
0:37:21 > 0:37:25Do we know who the substitute goalkeeper was?
0:37:25 > 0:37:29- No.- The man was ever present anyway, though, wasn't he.
0:37:29 > 0:37:34- No idea.- Shall we say Marco Fu, Andy King, Jeff Schlupp?
0:37:34 > 0:37:36We've still got 25 seconds.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39I just want to give ten more seconds' thought to the Leicester City players.
0:37:39 > 0:37:43Who else would have come on? I know that guy who used to play for Brighton...
0:37:43 > 0:37:45..he played.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47- Ulloa.- Ulloa?
0:37:47 > 0:37:48- Yes.- Yes!
0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Is it Leonardo Ulloa?- Yeah, Leonardo Ulloa.- 10 seconds left.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54How do you feel about Marco Fu?
0:37:54 > 0:37:57Um...it's just a shot in the dark.
0:37:57 > 0:38:01- I'd put Ulloa in there as well, man.- Yeah?- In fact, no, stick with Fu.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03That's your time up, OK, let's have your three answers
0:38:03 > 0:38:06and if you could say which category you're answering for each one.
0:38:06 > 0:38:11Mark Selby's Snooker World Cup championship opponent, we'll go for Marco Fu.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15- Marco Fu.- And for the Leicester City Premier League-winning squad we're
0:38:15 > 0:38:17going to go with Jeff Schlupp.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19- Jeff Schlupp.- And Leonardo Ulloa.
0:38:19 > 0:38:23And Leonardo Ulloa. Of those three, which do think is your best shot
0:38:23 > 0:38:27- at a pointless answer? - I'm going to say, I think Ulloa.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31- I think Schlupp.- OK, we'll say Schlupp.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33They're all on the squad, you know, they're there.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36- Schlupp.- Schlupp.- OK, so Schlupp goes last.
0:38:36 > 0:38:40- And Fu probably first...- Yes. - ..and Ulloa in the middle.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43OK, well, let's put those answers up on the board in that order then,
0:38:43 > 0:38:45and here they are.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47We've got Marco Fu, we've got Leonardo Ulloa,
0:38:47 > 0:38:50and we've got Jeff Schlupp.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53Well, very, very best of luck. Three good answers on the board there.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Now if one of these turns out to be pointless,
0:38:55 > 0:38:57quite a nice jackpot to be taking home, £2,500,
0:38:57 > 0:39:01what would you like to do with that? Jon, you first.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04We, hopefully we're buying a house quite soon.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07And we want to do a bit of work to it, maybe get the garden done nicely,
0:39:07 > 0:39:11do out the kitchen, so dull as it may sound, make the house nice, make it into a home.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14- Well, that's nice, something permanent there.- Yeah.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16OK, now Andy, what about you?
0:39:16 > 0:39:20Oh, mine's very, very easy. Me and my partner got married last year...
0:39:20 > 0:39:24- Congratulations.- ..in December on the beach in Australia. - Very nice!
0:39:24 > 0:39:28And she didn't have a honeymoon, so I'd like to give her a honeymoon.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31- Very nice.- To San Francisco. - Oh, I was going to say to Leicester.
0:39:31 > 0:39:35That's OK, yeah. Very best of luck. Three good answers, as I said.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Your first answer is Marco Fu.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40In this case, we were looking for any World Snooker Championship opponents of Mark Selby.
0:39:40 > 0:39:44If this is pointless, it will win you £2,500.
0:39:44 > 0:39:48Let's see how many of our 100 people said Marco Fu.
0:39:52 > 0:39:53It is right.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56Now, if Marco Fu can take us all the way down to zero,
0:39:56 > 0:39:57you will leave here with £2,500.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00Down we go through the 20s, into the teens.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Into single figures.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04We're still going down with Marco Fu. 3.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13It's a great score.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16That's the sort of score you've been giving us every round,
0:40:16 > 0:40:17up until this point.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20Sadly, though, we only accept pointless answers in this last round.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23So your next answer is what we move onto, Leonardo Ulloa.
0:40:23 > 0:40:28In this case, we were looking for any Premier League-winning squad member of Leicester City.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31If this is pointless, it will win you £2,500.
0:40:31 > 0:40:35How many of our 100 people said Leonardo Ulloa?
0:40:38 > 0:40:39It's right.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43Marco Fu took us all the way down to 3.
0:40:43 > 0:40:44Leonardo Ulloa now takes us
0:40:44 > 0:40:46down through the teens.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48We are into single figures,
0:40:48 > 0:40:49down we go, we're still going down.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51We pass 3!
0:40:54 > 0:40:57Very well done indeed!
0:41:02 > 0:41:06Congratulations, brilliant! Leonardo Ulloa was a
0:41:06 > 0:41:10pointless answer, which means you go home with that jackpot of £2,500.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Very well done.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15Is there nothing Leicester City can't win?!
0:41:15 > 0:41:18When you woke up this morning, I bet you didn't think Leonardo Ulloa was
0:41:18 > 0:41:20going to buy your wife a honeymoon!
0:41:20 > 0:41:22- No!- But there it is, he's done just that.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24Jeff Schlupp, lots of pointless answers here,
0:41:24 > 0:41:27also a pointless answer, Jeff Schlupp. Very well done!
0:41:31 > 0:41:36Let's take a look at the pointless answers in the different categories, gents.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39You said Shinji Okazaki as well during your 60 seconds,
0:41:39 > 0:41:41a pointless answer. Robert Huth is a pointless answer,
0:41:41 > 0:41:44literally one of their biggest stars. Amazing stuff.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Also Demarai Grey a pointless answer,
0:41:46 > 0:41:49Nathan Dyer a pointless answer, Ritchie de Laet.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Lots and lots of pointless answers there.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53Gokhan Inler as well, Kramaric a pointless answer,
0:41:53 > 0:41:57so all sorts of big names there from that incredible Leicester-winning
0:41:57 > 0:42:00squad. Let's take a look at the Mark Selby opponents now.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03McManus, Ali Carter. Two future stars of the game there.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05Kyren Wilson. Also Michael White.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08Also Sam Baird and Robert Milkins, all of those pointless answers.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11Well done if you said any. And the Leicester Tigers squad.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19Everybody apart from Dan Cole, Manu Tuilagi, Ben Youngs and Peter Betham.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21Everyone else is a pointless answer.
0:42:21 > 0:42:25Very well done if you got one at home. Guys, you've been absolutely terrific for two shows,
0:42:25 > 0:42:28- and what a lovely way to top it off. Terrific jackpot win.- Fantastic.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31And I must apologise for calling poor old Leonardo Ulloa, u-llo-a,
0:42:31 > 0:42:33instead of u-sho-a.
0:42:33 > 0:42:37You know what, I almost stopped you, but it was so cute, I couldn't.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39- I liked it so much.- I know.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41- It's nice, though.- It's lovely.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45Yeah, wartime sitcom flavour to it as well, which is nice.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48Well, thank you, once again, to our brilliant winning players, Jon and Andy.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Thank you so much for being so brilliant.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53You go away with today's jackpot of £2,500.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.