0:00:22 > 0:00:26Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless -
0:00:26 > 0:00:29the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36And couple number one.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- My name's Steve, I'm from Portsmouth. This is my friend Josh from Horsham.- Couple number two.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Hello, my name's Ian, this is Pauline, my wife, and we're both from Consett in County Durham.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Couple number three.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Hello, my name's Tom, this is my sister-in-law Tilda and we're from Lytham Saint Annes.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52And finally, couple number four.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Hi, my name's Carl, this is my wife Tania, and we're from Ruislip.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56And these are today's contestants.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59APPLAUSE
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Thanks very much, all of you. A very warm welcome to the show.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Lovely to have you here. We'll get to chat to you each throughout the show as it goes along.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce - totally irreplaceable...
0:01:09 > 0:01:13because he's the only one who can work the coffee machine in the staff canteen.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- It's my Pointless friend. It's Richard.- Hiya.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16CHEERING
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Hey, everybody. Afternoon.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Good afternoon to you. - Good afternoon.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Oh, we've had some lovely shows recently.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Haven't they been nice?- Really have had a treat. I suspect we're going to have another lovely one.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Look at this lot. - I know.- Aren't they nice?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Only one returning pair, Steve and Josh,
0:01:32 > 0:01:35knocked out in round two last time - but look at the quality...
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- I know.- ..we've replaced the others with.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39I would say I liked the people in the last show,
0:01:39 > 0:01:41but this to me seems a step up...
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- I know.- ..I would say.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45There's a terrific moustache on the show as well, and
0:01:45 > 0:01:49I don't know if you've spotted that, but a real cracker.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I mean, we've had some good ones but that's, I mean, it's, you know
0:01:51 > 0:01:55what? It's not over-showy but it's quite elaborate.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Yeah.- It's beautifully kept as well. - Yeah, yeah.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01I suspect anyone who's got HD at home even now will be like...
0:02:01 > 0:02:02ALEX WHISTLES
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Whoa!- "How about that? How about that?"
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Shall we make a television programme?
0:02:08 > 0:02:09- What do you think?- Yes! Come on.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Let's do it, shall we? - Come on, we'll do it.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Now, I'm going to start off with a bulletin.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Sally and Stuart didn't win the jackpot last time,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18I know, which means we add another £1,000 to it.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21So today's jackpot starts off at this...
0:02:21 > 0:02:24CHEERING
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Remember this, if nothing else,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38the pair with the highest score at the end of each round
0:02:38 > 0:02:42will be eliminated. So as long as your scores are lovely and low, you have nothing to fear.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Best of luck to all four pairs.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Our first category today is...
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:02:51 > 0:02:52who's going to go second?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01OK. And the question concerns...
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Richard.- Little things, yeah, absolutely.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08The first time anyone's said "little things" and then pointed at me!
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Yeah. We're going to show you seven clues on each board and the answers to each of these clues contain the
0:03:12 > 0:03:14word "little" somewhere in them.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17So, seven on the first board, seven on the second, 14 in all to have a go at at home.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Very best of luck. - Thank you very much. OK.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23So we are looking for the little things that are missing from these clues.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Here is our first board of seven.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55I'll read those all one last time.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Josh, welcome back to Pointless.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Remind us what you do, Josh.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- I'm an insurance broker. - You broke insurance.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Where are you based, doing your insurance broking?- In Guildford.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Is it a particular kind of insurance that you sell, or is it just general?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35It's corporate. We're group insurance.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38I see, right you are. And what do you like doing when the insurance
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- day is done?- Mainly getting out and about,
0:04:41 > 0:04:43and not being stuck behind a desk is a good start.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45That is a very good start.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Yeah. OK. Now, Josh, this board.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- What would you like to go for? - Erm...
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Not a great board for me.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Probably have to go for the girl group, which is Little Mix.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Little Mix, says Josh. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Little Mix.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05It's right.
0:05:07 > 0:05:0959 for Little Mix.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16They all auditioned as solo singers, then got put into two groups,
0:05:16 > 0:05:17and then got put into one group,
0:05:17 > 0:05:19in the way that these things happen on X Factor.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- They've done very well for themselves, Little Mix.- They have.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Still going, still sell a lot of records, yeah. Great band.- Yeah.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Now then, Pauline, welcome.- Hi.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Lovely to have you here from Consett in County Durham.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- What do you do up in Consett? - I work at the leisure centre.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- I'm a business support assistant at the leisure centre in Consett. - Oh, now, that's nice.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- I always imagine people in leisure centres are happy, most of the time. - Very happy.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Does it smell a bit of chlorine?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- A little bit, yeah.- Oh, but that's a happy smell, chlorine.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- It is.- When you turn up at work, Pauline, do you wear a tracksuit,
0:05:46 > 0:05:47or do you wear business clothes?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49No, I wear business clothes.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52OK. You have to ask that because sometimes in a leisure centre...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54We should turn up in tracksuits.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58I do. I run in everyday with a sweatband.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59- Oh, do you?- Yeah.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- That is... I have yet to see that.- All right.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Now then, Pauline. Pauline, what would you like to go for on our board?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Well, I'm a little bit limited, I haven't got very much choice there,
0:06:10 > 0:06:12so I'm going to go for the
0:06:12 > 0:06:13last item on the board,
0:06:13 > 0:06:16which is the womenswear by Coco Chanel,
0:06:16 > 0:06:17the little black dress.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Little black dress, says Pauline.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Let's see how many of our 100 people got little black dress.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26It's right.
0:06:26 > 0:06:2859's our only score at this point and you pass it.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Look at that.
0:06:30 > 0:06:3135 for little black dress.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Yeah, possibly the most famous example is Audrey Hepburn's in
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Breakfast at Tiffany's. It sold for £410,000.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48That was in 2006, and it was in the sale, so...
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Tom, a warm welcome to you.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Great to have you here - from Lytham St Annes?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- That's right.- And what keeps you busy up there, Tom?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I'm an accountant, or a financial controller,
0:07:00 > 0:07:01for a small group of companies.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06- By day.- By day!- But what do you do when you put your audit books away?
0:07:06 > 0:07:07- At night?- Yes.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I lie on the sofa watching trash TV.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Television man!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14And at weekends I watch Blackpool...Football Club.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Oh, the football club!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Yeah.- I thought you might just watch...- No.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Cos Lytham St Annes, you get a lovely view of Blackpool.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Just keeping an eye!- Just keep an eye and just watch it.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- It's a lovely place. - Lovely place, Blackpool.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Now, Tom...- Yes.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28..what would you like to go for on our board?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I'd like to go for the stage name of Cyril Mead.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- I think it's Syd Little. - Syd Little, says Tom.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48APPLAUSE 32.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Well, it's our new low scorer there, Tom.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Thank you.- Well-played, Tom.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54That's a great answer. Ran a restaurant,
0:07:54 > 0:07:57well, a pub restaurant, in Fleetwood for four or five years,
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- not a million miles from you. - Yeah, there you go.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Carl, welcome to Pointless.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03It's good to have you here, from Ruislip...
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- That's right.- ..where they have that beautiful lido.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Yes, it's quite stunning.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11It is lovely there. And what do you do, Carl?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I'm a project manager at my local council.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Right you are, so what sort of projects do you manage?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18So I work in the digital services team,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21so we work on a number of websites, forms,
0:08:21 > 0:08:24and just processes that help residents to transact online,
0:08:24 > 0:08:26rather than calling us.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Very good. How long have you been doing it?- About three years, now.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Has that department just got bigger and bigger and bigger?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Yeah, it's steadily growing.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Yeah, I should think so. And what are your interests, Carl?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Quite a keen poker player.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39He's got a good poker face!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Mmm.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45That's a compliment. There we are.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Now, Carl, the board here behind me is all yours.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Yeah, unfortunately, I know one. It's not the one I wanted,
0:08:53 > 0:08:55all the ones I wanted have been taken,
0:08:55 > 0:08:56so I'm going to be forced to say
0:08:56 > 0:08:58fairy tale character who encounters
0:08:58 > 0:09:00the Big Bad Wolf on her way to visit
0:09:00 > 0:09:03her grandma is Little Red Riding Hood.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Little Red Riding Hood, says Carl.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Let's see how many of our 100 people said Little Red Riding Hood.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Well, 59...
0:09:12 > 0:09:15I was about to say 59 is our, the high score - it's not.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16APPLAUSE
0:09:16 > 0:09:18I'm stopped by our new high score, which is 90.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Yeah, they have that story around the world,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23and in Africa it's a hyena or a fox rather than a wolf,
0:09:23 > 0:09:26and in East Asia it's one of the big cats, normally.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28But we have a wolf. Same story, though.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Yeah.- Didn't happen, it's not a true story.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32It was made up.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34LAUGHTER
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Now, let's go through the rest of these, shall we?
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Do you know the novel?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I do, it's something Dog Little. I want to say...
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Nearly. Vernon God Little.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Vernon God Little, sorry.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Vernon God Little would have scored you three.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- State capital of Arkansas?- Little Rock.- Is Little Rock.- Yep.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49That would have scored you 41.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Do you know this one? It's a tough one.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Little Caesar.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57That would have scored six points. So Vernon God Little, best answer on the board.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Well done if you got that. - Thank you very much.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02We are halfway through the round, let's take a look at our scores.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04It was quite a high-scoring round, that one.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05But, Tom, very well done indeed.
0:10:05 > 0:10:0732, the best score there.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10So, Tom and Tilda, I suggest you will be going into the next round.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12That's how it looks, anyway, from here.
0:10:12 > 0:10:1435 is where we find Pauline and Ian,
0:10:14 > 0:10:1659 is where we find Josh and Steve,
0:10:16 > 0:10:18and 90, Carl and Tania.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Yes, that was quite high.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Might you have known any of the other ones, do you think? Little Rock? No?- No.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Tania, we need a low score from you. Good luck with that.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29We're going to come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36OK, we're going to put seven more little things up on the board and here they are.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08I'm going to read those all one last time.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Tania.- Yeah.- Welcome to Pointless, good to have you here.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Thank you.- What do you do, Tania? - I'm a secondary school teacher.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I teach French and Spanish.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Up to A Level?- Up to A Level.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Up to A Level. So your languages are pretty good?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- They're not bad.- What do you like getting up to in the holidays?
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Ooh! When I'm on school holidays or after work,
0:11:55 > 0:11:58I like to spend time with our two-year-old.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Lovely. - So, yeah, it's just quality time
0:12:01 > 0:12:03and trying to teach him Portuguese, as well.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Oh, that's clever. - Yeah.- That's clever.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- How's it going in?- Not too bad.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Not too bad. It's going in, he's not getting much out at the minute,
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- but he's only two. - It takes a while. He's only two.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Yeah.- And he's two? - Yeah.- That's impressive.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Anyway, Tania, new board, we need a low score.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Yes.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25I know two, but I'm going to go with the one I'm more confident on,
0:12:25 > 0:12:29which is Little Shop of Horrors, for musical and film about a plant that
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- drinks human blood. - Little Shop of Horrors, says Tania.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33There is no red line for you.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Let's see how many of our 100 people said Little Shop of Horrors.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39It's right.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44You see? That's a good answer.
0:12:44 > 0:12:4641 for Little Shop of Horrors, taking your total up to...
0:12:48 > 0:12:50In the original film version,
0:12:50 > 0:12:52there's actually a very early role for Jack Nicholson,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54plays a dental patient,
0:12:54 > 0:12:58which is the role that Bill Murray plays in the remake.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Thanks very much, Richard.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Now then, Tilda, welcome to Pointless.- Thank you.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Great to have you here. What do you do?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Well, I'm retired now.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I early retired.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09What did you do?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I used to work for Premium Bonds.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Oh, that's fun, for Ernie?
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Yes, Ernie, yes.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17So what were you doing for them?
0:13:17 > 0:13:18I did all sorts, really.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22I worked in the banking side and I worked in the prize draw branch.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24It's still very popular, isn't it, Premium Bonds?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26It is still very popular, yes.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Now then, Tilda, there you are, you're on 32.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32The highest scorers are on 131, so 98 or less keeps you in the game.
0:13:32 > 0:13:37OK. Well, I think I'll play it safe, then, I think,
0:13:37 > 0:13:43and I'll say the musician who had a founding role in rock and roll,
0:13:43 > 0:13:46and I'll say Little Richard.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Little Richard, Little Richard, says Tilda.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51There is your red line. If you can get below that with Little Richard,
0:13:51 > 0:13:53you're into the next round.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Through you go, look at that.
0:14:01 > 0:14:0358, taking your total up to a nice round 90.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Well-played, Tilda. Did exactly what you had to do there.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Little Richard is of course my arch enemy.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Ooh! Ooh!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Thank you, Richard. Ian.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Hello.- Welcome, welcome.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19How long have you been growing that moustache?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21About two years, now.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Ah!- I'm cultivating it. - It's a great moustache.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Do you wax it? - Yes, I put wax on it, yes.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28How often? Morning and night?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Nearly every half an hour or so, I keep giving a little twirl.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35- Do you keep the wax in your pocket? - Oh, yeah, I've got wax and the little comb.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37And how do you do it? Just rub it on the fingers there?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Just rub it in and just give a little twirl.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- You've got a comb?!- Oh, yeah.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- A tache comb?- Mmm. Haven't got it with us.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45ALEX GASPS LAUGHTER
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Had you ever had a moustache before that?- No.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Did it take a bit of getting used to?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52It did, yes. I was going to shave it off but my wife and kids says,
0:14:52 > 0:14:56- "Leave it on, Dad, you look better."- I like this bit here.- Thank you very much.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Little Tom Waits thing there, going on under the lip.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01That must have a name. That must be called something.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- I'm going to call it Simon! - Just tache.- That's great.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Now, Ian, we have a game on our hands...
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Right.- ..in that you need to give me a correct answer, basically.
0:15:09 > 0:15:1195 or less gets you through.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Well, there's a couple on there I know but I think I'm just going to
0:15:15 > 0:15:20stay safe and go for the member of Robin Hood's band of merry men,
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Little John.- Little John, says Ian. Here's your red line.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26If you get below that with Little John, you're into round two.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27How many people said it?
0:15:28 > 0:15:29It's right.
0:15:31 > 0:15:3376, takes your total up to...
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Yeah, portrayed as a bear in the Disney version of the story,
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- but actually was a man.- Actually, yeah. That's misleading, isn't it?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45It is misleading, yeah.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Thank you very much. Now, Steve, welcome back.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Remind us what you do.- Yeah, I'm a corporate insurance broker.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Corporate insurance. And when you put that behind you at the end of
0:15:53 > 0:15:55each day, what do you like to do?
0:15:55 > 0:15:56I just like spending time with my family.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Very nice. How big is your family?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01We've got a little girl, a four-year-old,
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- so she keeps us busy.- Very busy. What's her name?- Lily.- Hi, Lily.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Very good. Now, Steve, Josh did pretty well in the first pass there.
0:16:09 > 0:16:1271 is all you have to score to stay in the game.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15I think I know two of them.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Do you want to talk through the board?
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Yeah, I think the 2006 Steve Carrell film is Stuart Little.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24But I think I'm more confident on the bottom one there.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27The actor who was in the Royle Family and Two Pints of Lager as
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- being Ralf Little.- You're going to go for Ralf Little.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Here is your red line.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33If you get below this red line with Ralf Little, you're into round two.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35How many people said it?
0:16:38 > 0:16:39It's right.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41And you're through! Very well done.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Good answer. 31...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47..taking your total up to 90.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Good work, Steve. Yeah, the Steve Carrell film, not Stuart Little.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57That's not named after Roger Hargreaves' book and he wasn't in it. Other than that, it's perfect.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- It's...- Little Miss Sunshine. - Little Miss Sunshine. Such a lovely film, isn't it?
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Such a sweet film.- Two points for that. Well worth watching if you haven't seen it.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06The US series?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08You will remember this when I tell you.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Little House On The Prairie. - Oh, of course.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Oh, for goodness' sake. - Would have scored 26 points.- Yes.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15And the book by Frances Hodgson Burnett?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17This is Little Lord Fauntleroy.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Exactly right, and that would have scored 14.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- So, Little Miss Sunshine, best answer on the board. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24So, we are at the end of our first round.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Oh, and, Tanya, Carl, I'm afraid this is where we have to say goodbye to you.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32But we will see you again next time, I'm sure you'll go much, much further, but
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- in the meantime, thank you very much indeed, Tanya and Karl.- Thank you.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36APPLAUSE
0:17:38 > 0:17:41But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Well, what about that? Three pairs remain.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50At the end of this round, we will have to say goodbye to another pair.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52But, Steve, you are to be congratulated,
0:17:52 > 0:17:55the lowest individual score of the round for Ralf Little there.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57And our lowest combined scores.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58You were drawn, actually.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Tom and Tilda and Steve and Josh together on 90.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02So, yes, what I'm saying is this is going to be close.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04But best of luck to all three pairs.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Our category for Round Two today is...
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21OK, and the question concerns...
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Richard.- We're going to show you a board now of 16 film and TV
0:18:28 > 0:18:30characters who are better known as captains.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Can you tell us who these characters are, please?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34OK, thank you very much, Richard.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36So, we're going to put these captains up on the board.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38That board will remain for the entire round.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40We won't be changing halfway through.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43OK, so let's reveal our image.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44There they all are.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49All of those captains.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Now then...
0:18:52 > 0:18:57Steve, can you name an obscure captain from that board?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05OK, I think I've got one...
0:19:06 > 0:19:09..and I think I'm going to go with Captain Scarlet.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Captain Scarlet, says Steve.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16It's right.
0:19:21 > 0:19:2244 for Captain Scarlet, Steve.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Not bad.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Yeah, Captain Scarlet, from Captain Scarlet And The Mysterons.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- There he is, look.- Yeah.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- 44 points.- Thank you, Richard.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Tom, what would you like to go for on our board of captains?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42I know one or two of them, it's just which is the lowest of those?
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Erm...
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Captain Pugwash.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Captain Pugwash, says Tom.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Let's see how many of our 100 people said Captain Pugwash.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56It's right.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Oh, 75...
0:19:58 > 0:20:01for Captain Pugwash. Big score, that.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05That is a big score for Captain Pugwash, isn't it?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Goodness me.- Created by...
0:20:07 > 0:20:08- John Ryan.- John Ryan, yeah.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Aw!- 75 points for that.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12There we are. Now, thank you, Richard.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Pauline, how do you like our board of captains,
0:20:15 > 0:20:17our captains' table?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I can name a couple but I know they are going to be quite high.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23The choice I'm going to make is...
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Captain Mainwaring.- Captain Mainwaring, says Pauline.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Let's see how many of our 100 people said Captain Mainwaring.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Well, it's right. 75 is our high score and you pass it.
0:20:35 > 0:20:3864 for Captain Mainwaring. Not bad.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45There's a life-size bronze statue of Captain Mainwaring in Thetford,
0:20:45 > 0:20:48which is where an awful lot of the scenes were shot in Thetford
0:20:48 > 0:20:50and around Thetford Forest as well.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- That's nice.- There's a Dad's Army museum there.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Excellent. Thank you very much, Richard.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Well, we're halfway through our second round. Let's take a look at those scores.
0:20:57 > 0:21:0044, Steve, well done. 44, the best score of that pass.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Then up to 64 is where we find Pauline and Ian.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05And then 75 is where we find Tom and Tilda.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08So, yes, Tilda, we're going to need a low score from you in the next pass, so good luck with that.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12We're going to come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18OK. Now then, Ian...
0:21:19 > 0:21:21How do you like our captains?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24There's a couple, same as Pauline, there's a couple on there that I
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- know and it's just trying to keep away from the high ones.- Yeah.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28So I'm going to go for...
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Captain America.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Captain America, says Ian.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Here is your red line.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39You want to be scoring that to get through to the next round.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Let's see how many of our 100 people said Captain America.
0:21:48 > 0:21:5160 for Captain America.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53124 is your total.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55You might have done enough there, Ian.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Yeah, brilliant films, the Captain America films.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Really genuinely great series of films. Played by Chris Evans.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Thank you.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Now then, Tilda, you're on 75.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07The high scorers are on 124 -
0:22:07 > 0:22:1048 or less is your target.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13OK. Well, I know about three of them.
0:22:13 > 0:22:19So I think I'll go for Captain Jack Sparrow.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Jack Sparrow, says Tilda.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Let's see how many of our 100 people said Captain Jack Sparrow.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25There is your red line.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27It's right.
0:22:31 > 0:22:3654 for Captain Jack Sparrow, taking your total up to 129.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Yeah, just slightly too many.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41There's a wonderful Lonely Island song with Michael Bolton that
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- features Jack Sparrow. - Very good. Thank you.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Now, Josh.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Josh, you're on 44.
0:22:47 > 0:22:5084 or less keeps you in the game.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52I'm going to go for Captain Caveman.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Captain Caveman, says Josh.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Here is your red line. If you get below that, you are through to the head-to-head.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59How many people said Captain Caveman?
0:23:02 > 0:23:03It's right. And you're through.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Very well done.
0:23:08 > 0:23:1231. Takes your total up to 75.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18I used to love Captain Caveman, did you?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Used to be on in the school holidays, didn't it?- Mmm.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Now, there's some low scorers up here.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25In fact, the one next to Captain Pugwash is a low scorer.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27It's from Jaws. It's Captain Quint.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Very well done if you said that.
0:23:29 > 0:23:331 point for that. Next to Captain Quint is of course Captain Hook.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35He would have scored you 62.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38And next to Captain Hook, this is the only Pointless answer on the board.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41It's the US kids TV character Captain Kangaroo.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Very well done if you said that.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47On the next row, from Firefly, Captain Malcolm Reynolds.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Well done if you got that, if you like that show, four points.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52A very low score now for Captain Han Solo -
0:23:52 > 0:23:55would have scored you 45.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56John Barrowman there as Captain...
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Harkness.- Jack Harkness, yeah.
0:23:59 > 0:24:0421. Next to Captain Scarlet is Captain Ahab.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Yeah.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Would have scored you eight.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Right down the bottom there, Captain Nemo.
0:24:10 > 0:24:1119 points for him.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14And then you've got Chris Pine as Captain James T Kirk.
0:24:16 > 0:24:1938 points. And that's Tom Hanks from Saving Private Ryan but his
0:24:19 > 0:24:21character name is John Miller.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23That would have scored you two points, so well played if you said that.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Thank you very much indeed.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28So, at the end of our second round, I'm afraid, Tom and Tilda,
0:24:28 > 0:24:29we have to say goodbye to you.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- Oh, I'm so sorry. Well, we'll see you again next time.- Thank you.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36I'm sure you'll go much further then. But, in the meantime,
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- thank you very much for playing, Tom and Tilda.- Thank you.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Congratulations, Steve and Josh, Ian and Pauline,
0:24:52 > 0:24:54you are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for that
0:24:54 > 0:24:59jackpot, which currently stands at...
0:24:59 > 0:25:01- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Ooh, indeed. You have now made it to the head-to-head,
0:25:03 > 0:25:06which means you are now allowed to confer before you give your answers
0:25:06 > 0:25:10and the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11I'm not sure I could call this.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Let's play the head-to-head.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- Richard.- I'm going to give you five clues now to people who have
0:25:28 > 0:25:32occupational surnames, surnames which are occupations.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- I don't know how else to put that. - I don't know, either. - You know occupations?
0:25:35 > 0:25:36- Yeah.- And you know surnames?
0:25:36 > 0:25:40This is where those two concepts coincide.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Wow! OK. Let's reveal our five..
0:25:45 > 0:25:47..occupational surnames.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Here they are.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Let me read those one last time.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Steve and Josh, you're the low scorers, so you will go first.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Yeah, we're going to go with the artist who painted the Hay Wain
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- as John Constable. - John Constable, say Steve and Josh.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Now, then, Ian and Pauline, do you fancy talking us through that board?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52We think the real name of Fatboy Slim is Norman Cook
0:26:52 > 0:26:57and the actor who played the fourth Doctor between '74 and '81 was...
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Tom Baker.- Tom Baker.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02And I think we'll go with Norman Cook.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Norman Cook, say Ian and Pauline.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07So, we have John Constable and Norman Cook.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Steve and Josh said John Constable -
0:27:09 > 0:27:12let's see how many of our 100 people have said that.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17It's right.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Ooh, 57 for John Constable.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22APPLAUSE
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Ian and Pauline, meanwhile, have gone for Norman Cook.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Let's see if that's right for Fatboy Slim.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:27:33 > 0:27:34It is right.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37And it wins you the point. Very well done.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Down we go. Norman Cook for 22,
0:27:41 > 0:27:44and it means - Ian and Pauline, very well done -
0:27:44 > 0:27:47after one question, you are up 1-0.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50You chose the right one there. Although Tom Baker also would have won you the points,
0:27:50 > 0:27:53would have scored more than 22, would have scored you 50.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Baker being the job there,
0:27:57 > 0:27:58which is different to cook.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Do you know the director of the film?
0:28:01 > 0:28:05- I don't.- It's a job that you have beginning with S.
0:28:05 > 0:28:09- A job that I have beginning with S. - Yeah.
0:28:12 > 0:28:13It's Barry Stuntman.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16- Ah!- It's not. No, it's a job you have.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Other than this, what jobs do you do?
0:28:18 > 0:28:20I've got it. Is it Bryan Singer?
0:28:20 > 0:28:21It is Bryan Singer, yes.
0:28:21 > 0:28:25Very well done. That would've scored you 7 points.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27And this last one, this is a good job.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Can you think of any jobs beginning with F?
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Er...
0:28:31 > 0:28:32- Farmer?- There you go.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34It's not a farmer. Not Jimmy Farmer?
0:28:34 > 0:28:36- No.- Farrier.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38It's not Farrier.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40- Good. A furrier. - It's not a furrier.
0:28:40 > 0:28:44It's actually Jenni Financial Services Auditor.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49It's not. It is Jenni, though, and it's a cool job.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51- Jenni Falconer.- Oh, Jenni Falconer!
0:28:51 > 0:28:54- Jenni Falconer.- Yeah. You don't think of it as a job, do you?
0:28:54 > 0:28:55That would've scored you 1 point.
0:28:55 > 0:28:58Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Here is your second question.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Now, Steve and Josh, you have to win this one to stay in the game.
0:29:01 > 0:29:04But Ian and Pauline get to answer first, so good luck with that.
0:29:04 > 0:29:10The second question today is all about West End musicals.
0:29:10 > 0:29:14- Richard.- Yes, simply five pictures taken at West End musicals.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Can you name the musicals, please?
0:29:16 > 0:29:19OK, let's reveal our five pictures and here they come.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22We've got...
0:29:49 > 0:29:51There we are.
0:29:51 > 0:29:52Five West End musicals.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55Now, Ian and Pauline, you will go first.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03I'm not a fan of West End musicals, really...
0:30:04 > 0:30:09..so I'm going to go for A and hope it's Cabaret.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11Cabaret, say Ian and Pauline.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13Cabaret. Now, then, Steve and Josh...
0:30:15 > 0:30:18- Do you want to talk us through that board?- We can try.
0:30:18 > 0:30:22I think we think that C is Les Mis.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27A, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30I know what D is.
0:30:32 > 0:30:33I'm going to kick myself.
0:30:33 > 0:30:37- Go C.- Just go for C. - We'll go with C, Les Miserables.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41Les Miserables. OK, so we have Cabaret and Les Miserables.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43Ian and Pauline said Cabaret for E.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Oh!
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Not Cabaret.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57So, Steve and Josh, you just have to be right with your answer,
0:30:57 > 0:31:00which is Les Miserables for C.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02Let's see how many of our 100 people said Les Mis for C.
0:31:10 > 0:31:11Well, 27 people said it,
0:31:11 > 0:31:13but crucially it was right.
0:31:13 > 0:31:16And that means, after two questions, it's 1-1.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Well done, Steve and Josh, back in the game.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21You were right about A. It would have been a risk to go for it, but
0:31:21 > 0:31:22it was Charlie And The Chocolate Factory -
0:31:22 > 0:31:24would have scored 12 points.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27The best answer on the board is B, which is A Little Night Music.
0:31:27 > 0:31:30That would have scored you 1 point.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35D is the brilliant Book Of Mormon.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38That would have scored 6 points.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41And E, not Cabaret, but Chicago.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Chicago, written by the same people,
0:31:43 > 0:31:46but 25 points that would have scored.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48Thank you very much. So here comes your third question.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51Whoever wins this one goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot,
0:31:51 > 0:31:53so best of luck to both pairs.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56Our third question is all about...
0:31:58 > 0:31:59- Richard.- I am going to show you the names
0:31:59 > 0:32:01of five gemstones now, but in anagram form.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Whichever team gives us the most obscure answer is going through
0:32:04 > 0:32:06to play for that rather lovely jackpot.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08Mmm. Let's not forget that.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11OK, let's reveal our five anagrams of gemstones and we have got...
0:32:17 > 0:32:18I'll read those again.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25Steve and Josh will go first.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41- Amethyst.- Josh, for which one?
0:32:41 > 0:32:43- The top one.- Top one. OK.
0:32:43 > 0:32:44Now, Ian and Pauline...
0:32:46 > 0:32:48Do you want to talk us through that board?
0:32:48 > 0:32:52Amethyst was the one we were going to go for.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Next one down is diamond.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57The other three we cannot see,
0:32:57 > 0:33:00so we'll just have to go for...we'll have to go for a diamond.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02OK, you're going to go for diamond.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04So we have amethyst and we have diamond.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07Steve and Josh, you went for amethyst - let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12It's right!
0:33:16 > 0:33:1735 for amethyst.
0:33:17 > 0:33:21CHEERING APPLAUSE
0:33:21 > 0:33:24Ian and Pauline, meanwhile, have gone for diamond.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27Let's see how many people got that for Don Maid.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32It's right. Ooh!
0:33:32 > 0:33:3390 people got diamond.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38Very well done. That means, after three questions, Steve and Josh,
0:33:38 > 0:33:39you are through to the final - 2-1.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Well-played, gents. There is an answer out there that would
0:33:42 > 0:33:44have beaten amethyst. It's not the next one down, which is...
0:33:45 > 0:33:46Do you know that one?
0:33:46 > 0:33:49- Garnet.- Oh, of course, it's garnet.
0:33:49 > 0:33:50That would have scored 37.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52The bottom one...
0:33:52 > 0:33:53- Emerald.- ..is emerald
0:33:53 > 0:33:56and that would have scored you 59.
0:33:56 > 0:33:57And do you know this next one?
0:33:57 > 0:33:59It's the birthstone for August.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01It's a peridot, or a peridot.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04- Ah.- And that would have scored 12 points, so very well done if you said that at home.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06Thank you very much indeed.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, I'm afraid, Ian and Pauline.
0:34:10 > 0:34:11Nothing...
0:34:11 > 0:34:15I was about to say nothing wrong with any of your answers. There was something wrong.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Yes. The Cabaret Chicago mix-up, but we'll draw a veil over that.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20We will see you again next time, which is very good news for us.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Otherwise it would all have been over in one show, and that's just one show too few.
0:34:23 > 0:34:26But thank you so much for playing so well today.
0:34:26 > 0:34:27Ian and Pauline.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30CHEERING APPLAUSE
0:34:30 > 0:34:33But, for Steve and Josh, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39Congratulations, Steve and Josh,
0:34:39 > 0:34:41you have seen off all the competition
0:34:41 > 0:34:43and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:34:52 > 0:34:56At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £4,750.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59CHEERING APPLAUSE
0:35:00 > 0:35:03Well, very, very impressive.
0:35:03 > 0:35:07A nice, slow, steady, calm, confident performance across the show.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09You came from behind in the head-to-head.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12You were 1-0 down and you came through to win,
0:35:12 > 0:35:15so I think the stage is set for an impressive jackpot win here.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19What would you like to see come up in this last round to help you win that?
0:35:19 > 0:35:22Well, I'd like to see something football-related.
0:35:23 > 0:35:28- Were you going to say geography? - Geography, or something religious, maybe.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30- OK.- Don't want to hedge my bets too early
0:35:30 > 0:35:33cos it'll come up and I'll fail, so...
0:35:33 > 0:35:35Football, geography and religion.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38Let's see what's on the board!
0:35:48 > 0:35:52- London transport's going to be about tubes, isn't it?- Yeah, probably.- I think that's....
0:35:52 > 0:35:55I haven't got a clue about films and I'm rubbish on music,
0:35:55 > 0:35:58and I don't know much about Formula 1.
0:35:58 > 0:35:59LAUGHTER
0:35:59 > 0:36:02- And, frankly, I'm not great with London transport. - Let's do it, then.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04We'll go with London transport.
0:36:05 > 0:36:09- There we go, good luck. - OK, very best of luck, gents.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11You wait 20 minutes for a question, then three turn up at once.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Let's take a look at them. We're looking for the name of any
0:36:14 > 0:36:17London's Docklands Light Railway stations, please...
0:36:17 > 0:36:19according to the standard Tube map.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22We're looking for any London Overground stations
0:36:22 > 0:36:24in zones one and two,
0:36:24 > 0:36:27so they have to be on the London Overground network, please, zones one and two.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31Again, according to the Transport For London map. Or, any London Tube stations at all beginning with
0:36:31 > 0:36:34consonants B, C, D, F or G.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37So Docklands Light Railway stations,
0:36:37 > 0:36:39zone one and two Overground stations,
0:36:39 > 0:36:42and Tube stations beginning with B, C, D, F or G.
0:36:42 > 0:36:43Very best of luck.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45OK. Now, as always, you've got up to one minute
0:36:45 > 0:36:48to come up with three answers and all you need to win that jackpot
0:36:48 > 0:36:50is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Are you ready?
0:36:52 > 0:36:55- Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:36:55 > 0:36:56There they are. Your time starts now.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58- OK.- Got to go for the Tube stations.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00I don't know anything on the Docklands Light Railway.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Yeah, I know the obvious ones.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04- Yeah.- B - Bank, is that one?
0:37:04 > 0:37:06- Greenwich.- Greenwich, yeah.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10- Camden, is that one?- Camden Town.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12- Covent Garden.- Canning Town?
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Must be some that are out on the outskirts somewhere that's...
0:37:18 > 0:37:19I'm struggling badly here.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23- Can't think of anything.- Zone one and two London Overground stations,
0:37:23 > 0:37:26does that stop at Blackfriars? Blackfriars?
0:37:26 > 0:37:30- Yeah.- You happy to put Blackfriars on there? That is, yeah, that is a thing.- Er...
0:37:32 > 0:37:34- Yeah.- This isn't going to go well.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37- Er...- Canning Town?- Canning Town?
0:37:37 > 0:37:41- Camden Town. Is that too obvious? - Yeah, I think it's too obvious.
0:37:41 > 0:37:42- Greenwich.- Greenwich?- Nah.
0:37:44 > 0:37:45We haven't got much else.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48- Ten seconds left. - Canning and Camden,
0:37:48 > 0:37:52and then go for Blackfriars for overground, just in case someone doesn't know what the overground is.
0:37:52 > 0:37:57- OK. We'll do it.- Yeah?- We'll do that, yeah.- Sweet.- OK.
0:37:57 > 0:38:00OK, that's your time up. Let's have your three answers and if you could say which category you're
0:38:00 > 0:38:02answering in each case, that'd be great.
0:38:02 > 0:38:07OK, in the third category, London stations beginning with C,
0:38:07 > 0:38:09we're going to go with Canning Town.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11- Canning Town.- Camden Town.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14- Camden Town.- And we're going to go for...
0:38:14 > 0:38:16For the Overground station, Blackfriars.
0:38:16 > 0:38:20Blackfriars for the Overground stations in zones one and two.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22OK, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:38:22 > 0:38:24- Canning Town. - Canning Town goes last.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Least likely to be pointless?
0:38:26 > 0:38:28- BOTH:- Blackfriars. - Blackfriars goes first,
0:38:28 > 0:38:30OK, with Camden Town in the middle.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33OK, well, let's put those answers up on the board
0:38:33 > 0:38:35in that order then, and here they are.
0:38:35 > 0:38:36We have got...
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Well, you've found three answers there.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44What if one of these turns out to be pointless
0:38:44 > 0:38:46and wins that jackpot for you?
0:38:46 > 0:38:50£4,750, what would you like to do with that? Steve, you first.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Yeah, I'd like to take my family away, maybe.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55Our big wedding anniversary's coming up, so use it for that.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58That would be very nice. Josh, how about you?
0:38:58 > 0:39:01I'd like to go travelling with my better half around Southeast Asia.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03Lovely. Well, very, very best of luck.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06Three good answers. As I say, let's see how we do.
0:39:06 > 0:39:07Blackfriars.
0:39:07 > 0:39:11In this case, we were looking for any Overground station in zones one and two.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14If this is pointless, it will win you £4,750.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17Let's see how many of our 100 people said Blackfriars.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24Oh! Bad luck. An incorrect answer.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27So we move onto your next answer, which is Camden Town.
0:39:27 > 0:39:31In this case, we were looking for any London Underground station
0:39:31 > 0:39:33beginning with B, C, D, F or G.
0:39:33 > 0:39:37If this is pointless, again, it will win you £4,750.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39Let's see how many of our 100 people said Camden Town.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Is it pointless?
0:39:44 > 0:39:47It's right. Blackfriars was an incorrect answer.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49Camden Town is absolutely right, though.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52Down we go, through the thirties, into the twenties.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Into the teens. Into single figures, still going down.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57Camden Town still going down to 3. OK.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59APPLAUSE CHEERING
0:40:02 > 0:40:05That is a brilliant answer.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Irritatingly, it's not a pointless answer,
0:40:07 > 0:40:09and we only accept pointless answers in this last round,
0:40:09 > 0:40:11but it's a good answer.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13Your third and final answer, Canning Town.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16This is the one you thought was your best shot at a pointless answer.
0:40:16 > 0:40:20Now, Camden Town took us down to 3.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22Where possibly can Canning Town take us,
0:40:22 > 0:40:24apart from lower than three, surely?
0:40:25 > 0:40:28Let's see if it's pointless. If it is, it'll win you £4,750.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30How many people said Canning Town?
0:40:33 > 0:40:34It's right!
0:40:34 > 0:40:38Blackfriars, your first answer, was incorrect.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41Camden Town, your next answer, took us all the way down to 3.
0:40:41 > 0:40:45Canning Town takes us down into the single figures, down we go. We're still going down... Oh!
0:40:45 > 0:40:47AUDIENCE GROANS
0:40:47 > 0:40:51APPLAUSE
0:40:51 > 0:40:54- Oh, no.- Oh, bad luck.
0:40:55 > 0:40:563 for Canning Town.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59I thought that was definitely going to be less than Camden.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01Bad luck. Anyway, two very good answers there.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04Sadly, though, you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,
0:41:04 > 0:41:07so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £4,750.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09That will roll over onto the next show.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12But it's been wonderful to have you on the programme, and you've done so well.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16And you get a Pointless trophy to take home each, as well, so very, very well done, Steve and Josh.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19APPLAUSE CHEERING
0:41:23 > 0:41:24Very well-played, gents.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27Absolutely one of those days where none of the categories really
0:41:27 > 0:41:29suited you properly. You chose the best of a bad bunch for you
0:41:29 > 0:41:32and you made a good fist of it, so very well-played.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Blackfriars is not on the Overground network.
0:41:34 > 0:41:38Let's take a look at the pointless answers, loads and loads and loads,
0:41:38 > 0:41:39if you know your Tube map at all.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41The DLR...
0:41:42 > 0:41:46You could have had Bow Church, Stepford Bridge, Devons Road, Heron Quays, London City Airport,
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Pudding Mill Lane, that's nice.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51Shadwell, Stratford High Street, Stratford International - a pointless answer.
0:41:51 > 0:41:55Tower Gateway, West India Quay, Woolwich Arsenal, also a pointless answer.
0:41:55 > 0:41:56Well done if you said any of those.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59Now those zone one and two London Overground stations,
0:41:59 > 0:42:01lots of pointless answers here, as well.
0:42:01 > 0:42:02There's a few.
0:42:04 > 0:42:05Everything apart from -
0:42:05 > 0:42:08these were the only ones that scored on that network - Euston, Stratford,
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Clapham Junction, Canonbury,
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Kensington Olympia, Liverpool Street, West Hampstead,
0:42:12 > 0:42:15Caledonia Road and Barnsbury, Hackney Wick and Camden Road.
0:42:15 > 0:42:16Camden Road would have scored 1 point.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19Now, to those London Tube stations again.
0:42:19 > 0:42:20So many answers here.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23Loads of pointless answers. Some very well-known stations.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25So, very annoying if you look through this list,
0:42:25 > 0:42:28but it's kind of random as to which ones you're going to choose.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31Clapham Common, Farringdon, Grange Hill.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34Barbican, Barons Court, Bayswater, Belsize Park,
0:42:34 > 0:42:36Bermondsey, Bromley by Bow, Bow Road,
0:42:36 > 0:42:39Chalk Farm, Chancery Lane, Chigwell,
0:42:39 > 0:42:41Chiswick Park, Clapham North and Clapham South, Dollis Hill,
0:42:41 > 0:42:45Fulham Broadway, Gloucester Road, Goldhawk Road, Great Portland Street, Gunnersbury -
0:42:45 > 0:42:46lots of pointless answers.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Very well done if you said any of those at home.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Thank you very much, Richard.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52And thanks, Steve and Josh.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54I'm so sorry you didn't win our jackpot today.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57That will roll over onto the next show, when we will be playing for...
0:42:57 > 0:43:00APPLAUSE
0:43:01 > 0:43:04Join us, see if someone can win it. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07- Goodbye.- And it's goodbye from me - goodbye.