Episode 22

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0:00:23 > 0:00:26Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome to Pointless.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30The show where obvious answers mean nothing and obscure answers mean everything.

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37And couple number one.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Hello, I'm Lyn from Swanage in Dorset

0:00:39 > 0:00:41and this is my daughter Kate who lives in south London.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43APPLAUSE

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Couple number two.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Hi, I'm Brian, this is my wife Pamela,

0:00:47 > 0:00:49and we are from Fetcham near Leatherhead.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Couple number three.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Hi, I'm Chris from Bushey,

0:00:56 > 0:01:01and this is Cathy from Dorset.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06And finally, couple number four.

0:01:06 > 0:01:13Hi, my name is Matt, I'm from Birmingham, this is my friend George, he is from Coventry.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16And these are today's contestants. Thanks very much, a very warm welcome to Pointless,

0:01:16 > 0:01:20we'll get to find out a little bit more about each of you throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25A man who claims his middle name is Trivia,

0:01:25 > 0:01:26despite his birth certificate saying Colin.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28It's my Pointless friend, Richard.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Hiya. Hey, everybody.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Good afternoon. Good afternoon to YOU.Good afternoon.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Did you notice anything different about the introduction? I don't know how it happened.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Everyone clapped after each...I think an overenthusiastic audience, which is a great thing to have.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Normally, we leave silence.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Sometimes... Sometimes, whoever goes first, if they say,

0:01:48 > 0:01:49"..and I'm from Leatherhead!"

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Then people just think... Even people not from Leatherhead.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56I liked the fact YOU started joining in after a couple as well. You got very carried away.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Yeah, always a follower.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Quite. I'm not going to have that from here on in.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Because it just adds time to the show.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Just... Well said. That was good.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08And if there is one thing this show doesn't need

0:02:08 > 0:02:10it's constantly stopping all the time.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Get on with the questions, get on with the action!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Now, I'll say one other thing. Go on.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Four brand-new pairs today. I know.Which is quite rare.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21When did that last happen? Like, a long time ago,

0:02:21 > 0:02:23a really long time ago.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25But also, quite a nice little jackpot as well.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Nice jackpot. Eight people here we scarcely know.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31We're going to get to know them. We sure are.Aren't we?

0:02:31 > 0:02:35We're staying until the end - whatever happens.There we are. Mmm.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Thank you very much. Now, Mara and Sean didn't win the jackpot last time,

0:02:38 > 0:02:42which means we add another £1,000 to it, so today's jackpot starts off...

0:02:42 > 0:02:44at £7,000. There we are.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45CHRIS: Wow!

0:02:45 > 0:02:46APPLAUSE

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55So all you have to remember is this.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57The pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:02:57 > 0:03:00will be eliminated. Keep your scores nice and low,

0:03:00 > 0:03:02and you should be fine. So very, very best of luck.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Our first category today is...

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Fruity Clues.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10They are my favourite kinds of clues. Mmm!

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Can you all decide in your pairs, who is going to go first and who is going to go second.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22OK. And the question concerns...

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Apples and Oranges.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Apples and Oranges, Richard.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Yeah, on each board we're going to show you seven clues.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Each of the clues contains the word either "apple" or "orange".

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Can you give us the answers to these clues please?

0:03:35 > 0:03:36It couldn't sound simpler.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Nice, isn't it?Yeah.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Apples OR oranges - and-slash-or oranges - feature in all these clues,

0:03:41 > 0:03:43as you'll see shortly because here they are.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12I'll read those all one last time.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Kate, welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here. From London?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Yes.And what keeps you busy in London, Kate?

0:04:44 > 0:04:48I do logistics for a interpersonal skills training company.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Whoa... Let's just unpick that.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Interpersonal skills training company. Are you involved in any training at all?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56No, I just tell people where they need to be to DO the training.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00To do their training.Yeah, that's right.So they go out from... to every corner of the UK...

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Yeah. All over Europe...the globe?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Globe.Wow. To do interpersonal training.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Yeah.So your interpersonal skills with THEM also have to be pretty good?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Yeah, that's right.OK, well, how are we feeling about apples and oranges?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Not good.OK, well, good luck!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Kate, what would you like to go for?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Well, I only really know obvious ones.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20So I'm going to go with one of them.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24I'm going to go for "pomme de terre", which I think is potato.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26"Pomme de terre" - potato.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said potato.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32It's right.

0:05:33 > 0:05:3474.

0:05:34 > 0:05:3774, potato. Could be a lot worse.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39At least it's right.Exactly.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42The heaviest potato ever was from the National Somerset Show.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45It was only 10 lbs - seems to me like you could easily have, like,

0:05:45 > 0:05:48a two-stone potato.Exactly, I was expecting something horrific.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Something the size of a...

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Of a house.Of a teenager.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Cos that to me would sound the same size as the biggest DIAMOND ever.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59Yeah.I don't know if diamonds and potatoes have similar growth rates.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Certainly, potatoes are cheaper.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04They are. Yes.I used to grow diamonds in an allotment.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Yes, in an allotment. I remember. It was lovely, it was amazing.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11They were lovely. It was enormously profitable, I don't know why I stopped.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16I literally made billions, I don't know... I'm going to start doing that again.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18You should. From little diamond seeds.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Thank you very much, Richard. Pamela, welcome to Pointless.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Great to have you here. What do you do?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26What's the name of the place near Leatherhead you come from?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Fetcham.There we are. What do you do, Pamela?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31I'm a housewife. So I look after my children and...

0:06:31 > 0:06:34How many children have you got? Two.What sort of age are they?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36They're actually 20 and 18 now.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Very good. What do you like doing in and around the Leatherhead area?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41I enjoy gardening.Splendid.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43So, I do a little bit of part-time gardening.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Do you have diamonds?

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Sadly not. I've had potatoes, but they haven't come up as diamonds.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Yeah.Diamonds - I mean, you want to keep them under a cloche

0:06:52 > 0:06:54for a lot of the autumn and winter. Ah, that's what it is.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Pamela, what would you like to go for on our board?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00I know one obvious one, but I'm going to go for the top one,

0:07:00 > 0:07:03"Jason Orange left this British pop group in 2014",

0:07:03 > 0:07:05as Take That.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Well, I have always been interested to know

0:07:07 > 0:07:11how Take That and the potato compare in popularity,

0:07:11 > 0:07:12but Take That, says Pamela.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Let's see how many of our 100 people said Take That.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19It's right.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Look at that, less popular than potato.

0:07:21 > 0:07:2357.

0:07:23 > 0:07:2657.Well played, Pamela.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29He always strikes me as a very nice fella, Jason Orange.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30You must have met him a couple of times.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Do you know, I haven't. I have, and he is.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36There we are. Now, Cathy, a very warm welcome.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Thank you.Lovely to have you here, from Dorset.Yes.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39And what do you do, Cathy?

0:07:39 > 0:07:43I am a senior lecturer at the Arts University Bournemouth.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45What's your particular...

0:07:45 > 0:07:47I work in the faculty of media and performance,

0:07:47 > 0:07:52and I teach about the cultural and creative industries.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Very good indeed. That's exciting, how long have you done that for?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Done that for about four years now.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Wow.Before that I worked in industry.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Will Pointless feature at any point in one of your lectures?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Students probably watch the programme a lot,

0:08:06 > 0:08:07so I'm going to have to mention it.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Something for them to watch with their breakfast, isn't it?Yeah.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Now, Cathy, what would you like to go for?

0:08:14 > 0:08:15I am going to say

0:08:15 > 0:08:17the "German-born Irish actor

0:08:17 > 0:08:20"who played Apple co-founder Steve Jobs,"

0:08:20 > 0:08:23and I'm going to say Michael Fassbender.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Michael Fassbender, says Cathy.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Let's see how many of our 100 people agree with Cathy.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30It's right.

0:08:31 > 0:08:3357 was our low score till now,

0:08:33 > 0:08:35look at that, smashed it, down it goes

0:08:35 > 0:08:37to 11. That's a great score.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Well done, Cathy!

0:08:38 > 0:08:4111 for Michael Fassbender.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Good work, Cathy.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Yeah, nominated for an Oscar for that performance,

0:08:45 > 0:08:47but lost out to Leonardo DiCaprio.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49He's very good in it. He's very good, isn't he? Yeah.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Thank you very much indeed. Matt, a warm welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55And what do you do? I'm a graphic designer,

0:08:55 > 0:08:57so I do things like logos, packaging,

0:08:57 > 0:08:59websites, all things like that.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00And you do that freelance?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02That's right.See, that's quite fun.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05So people come to you...and I mean, do they have some ideas themselves

0:09:05 > 0:09:07or do they just throw it over to you and say,

0:09:07 > 0:09:10"Come up with some brilliant design for us"?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Depends on the client - some have a general idea

0:09:13 > 0:09:15but a lot sort of...don't. At all!

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Right, that's fine. And when you're not graphic designing, what keeps you happy?

0:09:19 > 0:09:22So, I like going out with my friends, I like travelling,

0:09:22 > 0:09:24and I'm a big fan of Eurovision as well.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Very good indeed. Matt, you're the last person to have this board

0:09:27 > 0:09:30so you could go through all of those answers that are as yet unanswered.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34The author... I'm thinking it's George Orwell.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36But I'm not sure.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Northern-Eastern US city is New York,

0:09:39 > 0:09:41but I think that's going to be quite high.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Let's go...

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Going to go for New York. New York, for the Big Apple.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said New York.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51It is right.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Look at that, 85!

0:09:53 > 0:09:57A new high score. Good news for Kate and Lyn on the first podium there.

0:09:57 > 0:10:0085 for New York.Yeah, shall we fill in the rest of this board?

0:10:00 > 0:10:01The regnal name of the Orange King...

0:10:01 > 0:10:03William.It's William, yeah.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Would have scored you 40.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07The author of A Clockwork Orange?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Anthony Burgess.Anthony Burgess, right.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Would have scored you 17.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12And now, this Channel Orange,

0:10:12 > 0:10:15which I've got to say is an unbelievably brilliant album...

0:10:15 > 0:10:17and it's Frank Ocean.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Oh!Would have scored you one point.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Yeah. There we are.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Thank you very much indeed. We are halfway through the round,

0:10:22 > 0:10:25let's look at those scores. 11 was the best score of that pass, Cathy,

0:10:25 > 0:10:27very well done indeed.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Cathy and Chris looking very much

0:10:29 > 0:10:31top of the table at this point.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Because we then travel all the way up to 57,

0:10:33 > 0:10:35your nearest rivals are Pamela and Brian.

0:10:35 > 0:10:3674, Kate and Lyn,

0:10:36 > 0:10:38and 85, Matt and George.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40George, we need a nice low score,

0:10:40 > 0:10:42let's hope it will keep you in the game.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Well come back down the line.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Will the second players please step up to the podium?

0:10:49 > 0:10:53OK, let's put seven more Apples and Oranges clues up on the board

0:10:53 > 0:10:55and here they are...

0:11:26 > 0:11:28I'm going to read those all one last time.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56George, welcome to Pointless.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59What do you do, George? I'm currently a fraud investigator,

0:11:59 > 0:12:00working in Birmingham.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02What bit of the investigation are you?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Are you just going through bits of paper,

0:12:05 > 0:12:07or going through microfilms, maybe?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09A bit of everything, really, in relation mainly to

0:12:09 > 0:12:12debit and credit card fraud. Anti-fraud investigations.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15So, comparing records and dates and things, is it?

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Yeah, trying to find out what's going on,

0:12:17 > 0:12:19and predicting what's going to happen as well.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23At any stage, do you have thrilling denouements in warehouses?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25LAUGHTER

0:12:23 > 0:12:25No.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Cardboard box factories, none of that? You don't have any...

0:12:28 > 0:12:30You never chase people down? "Oi!"

0:12:30 > 0:12:32No, I leave that to the Government.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Interesting. Now, George, you're the high-scorers,

0:12:35 > 0:12:37we need a low score from you. Good luck with that.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39You've got a lovely brand-new board there.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42I was looking at a few of them.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43My mind's just gone blank.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45I should know the answer to these,

0:12:45 > 0:12:46but I'll go with "Orange,

0:12:46 > 0:12:48"lemon and grapefruit are a species

0:12:48 > 0:12:50"of this genus of plants"...

0:12:50 > 0:12:52I'll say Citrus.Citrus,

0:12:52 > 0:12:54says George. Citrus. Let's see if that's right.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57No red line for you because you're the highest scorers,

0:12:57 > 0:12:59but let's see how far down the column we get.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02It's right.

0:13:05 > 0:13:0644 for Citrus.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Not bad at all. 129 is your total.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Yeah, absolutely. I think lemon,

0:13:11 > 0:13:15I've said before, it's the one food that goes with everything.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Stick lemon on anything, sweet or savoury, and it makes it better.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Mm. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Chris...Yes.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24..a very warm welcome to Pointless.

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Thank you.Lovely to have you here.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27From Watford?Yes. And what do you do, Chris?

0:13:27 > 0:13:30I'm a web developer.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32What kind of things do you develop for the web?

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Mostly educational websites,

0:13:35 > 0:13:37so it's things that

0:13:37 > 0:13:40health institutes use

0:13:40 > 0:13:44to promote their own industry.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47So, most...

0:13:47 > 0:13:49medical industries use

0:13:49 > 0:13:52continuing professional development

0:13:52 > 0:13:55to further their...

0:13:55 > 0:13:57their knowledge.I see,

0:13:57 > 0:14:01and they come to you to design this website for them?

0:14:01 > 0:14:03No, I'm a developer, not a designer.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Right. Oh, I see.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09So the look of it is not you, but the algorithms are all done by you?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Yeah. The nuts and bolts.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14The really brainy stuff, in other words. The code.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Yes, yes.Good!

0:14:16 > 0:14:18I was pleased with "code"! Yes, good.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Chris, you are on 11 - you are through...

0:14:21 > 0:14:24through a combination of the high scores of George and Matt

0:14:24 > 0:14:26and the low-scoring of Cathy in the first pass,

0:14:26 > 0:14:28you are through to the next round,

0:14:28 > 0:14:29which takes a bit of pressure off you

0:14:29 > 0:14:31but I bet you've got a good answer.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Erm... No, not really.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34LAUGHTER

0:14:34 > 0:14:36But I'm going to say All Saints

0:14:36 > 0:14:39for the er...for the group

0:14:39 > 0:14:41the Appleton sisters are in.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44All Saints, says Chris. Let's see how many of our 100 people said All Saints.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47No red line for the lovely reason that you are already through.

0:14:47 > 0:14:48How many people said All Saints?

0:14:51 > 0:14:52It's right.

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Look at that - 26.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Very well done indeed.

0:14:59 > 0:15:0137, the lowest score of the round

0:15:01 > 0:15:03by some margin, I can say.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Yeah, five number one singles for All Saints.Brilliant!

0:15:06 > 0:15:10Never Ever sold over a million copies in the UK.Extraordinary.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Now then, Brian, welcome.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Yes.What do you do, Brian?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16I'm a self-employed trainer,

0:15:16 > 0:15:18IT training for companies,

0:15:18 > 0:15:21and I go into schools and run robotics days.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23What, you teach them how to do this...?

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Er...honestly not.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Oh, that's a shame. I bet you can do that, though, Brian.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32No, no. Not at all.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Now, I was hearing before the show started

0:15:34 > 0:15:36that you and Pamela met through the medium of volleyball.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38We did. We played volleyball.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Do you still?Not any more.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43When are the autumn years of your volleyball career?

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Well, I do know people who still play at the age of 70,

0:15:46 > 0:15:50but neck problems put me out at about...42, I think I stopped.

0:15:50 > 0:15:51Neck or net?Neck.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Oh, neck. Or both!

0:15:53 > 0:15:55OK. Now, Brian, you're on 57.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59The high-scorers at the moment are George and Matt on 129. 71's your target.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01What would you like to go for?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03I think I know three of them,

0:16:03 > 0:16:05but I think they're very high

0:16:05 > 0:16:07scorers, so it's just...judging.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12I think I'll go for the...

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Orange County... California.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18California - is that a guess? No.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21It's 90%.90%...Yeah.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24..informed. There's your red line - if you get below that,

0:16:24 > 0:16:27you're through to the next round. Is it right? How many people said it?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Very well done. Good enough.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Oh, with room to spare, down to 27!

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Very good indeed. 84 is your total.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Well played, Brian.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Disney's first-ever theme park, Disneyland,

0:16:43 > 0:16:45opened in Orange County in 1955.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Thank you very much. Lyn...Hello.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Welcome to Pointless.Thank you.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Here from Dorset, and what do you do, Lyn?

0:16:51 > 0:16:55My husband and I run a 13-bedroom hotel in Swanage in Dorset.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Very nice indeed. How long have you been doing that?

0:16:58 > 0:17:0118 years. 65,000 breakfasts.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01XANDER GASPS

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Wow! Every day, can you imagine that?

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Every day! That's a lot of black pudding, isn't it?

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Do you have largely holiday-makers, or do you have lots of businessmen?

0:17:11 > 0:17:15No, very few businessmen. Anybody who comes in in a suit is either a tax inspector

0:17:15 > 0:17:16or something like that, you know.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18No, holiday-makers... We take a lot of walkers -

0:17:18 > 0:17:21the local countryside is just fabulous for walking,

0:17:21 > 0:17:24so we get a lot of walking groups and dogs.Oh, that's nice.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26A lot of people come back again and again?Yeah, loads.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Oh...! That's where nearly all the breakfasts go.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Absolutely! Mm.Very good.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Now, Lyn - 74 is your current score.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34If you can score 54 or less...

0:17:34 > 0:17:36It's quite tough cos there are some

0:17:36 > 0:17:38very difficult ones on the board and

0:17:38 > 0:17:40some very easy ones on the board.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Yeah. I'm going to have to go for

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Snow White, the Disney film. OK, you're going for

0:17:45 > 0:17:47the 1937 Disney film, Snow White.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Here is your red line...

0:17:49 > 0:17:52It could be higher. It could well be higher.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Anyway, let's see what happens when we say, Snow White. How many people said it?

0:17:58 > 0:17:59It's right.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Oh, Lyn!

0:18:03 > 0:18:04Oh, not far off!

0:18:05 > 0:18:0661 though

0:18:06 > 0:18:08takes your total up to 135.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11That is unlucky. Shall we fill this board in?

0:18:11 > 0:18:14The prison inmate, do you know that one, from Orange Is The New Black?

0:18:14 > 0:18:15It's not a drama I've seen.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Piper Chapman. It's terrific if you do want to catch it,

0:18:18 > 0:18:216 points for that. The word meaning a flight of steps?

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Stairs.Stairs, would have scored you 77.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26And do you know the author of Five Quarters Of The Orange?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29I don't know that.Same as the author of Chocolat...

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Oh...!It's Joanne Harris.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34And it's a pointless answer, so very well done if you said that at home.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36There we are, thank you very much indeed, Richard,

0:18:36 > 0:18:40so we are at the end of our first round and I'm sorry to tell you

0:18:40 > 0:18:42that Lyn and Kate, my nearest neighbours on the show so far...

0:18:42 > 0:18:45and we have to say goodbye to you. 135.Yeah.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46We'll see you again next time

0:18:46 > 0:18:48and look forward to that very much indeed.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51In the meantime, thank you very much, Lyn and Kate!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53For the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01And so suddenly we are down to three pairs.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Getting a little more intimate now,

0:19:03 > 0:19:05and we'll be getting down to two pairs at the end of this round.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Best of luck to all three pairs -

0:19:07 > 0:19:10our category for Round Two this afternoon is...

0:19:10 > 0:19:11Football.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second,

0:19:15 > 0:19:18and whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22OK, let's find out what the question is.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...

0:19:26 > 0:19:29as many team names

0:19:29 > 0:19:32containing the letters P, E or N as they could.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Team names containing the letters P, E or N.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Yeah, we're looking for the names of any teams in the Premier League,

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Championship, League 1 or League 2, please, in England,

0:19:40 > 0:19:42whose names contain one of those letters.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Thank you very much indeed.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Brian.

0:19:47 > 0:19:53I will say, simply because it's my team anyway, Brighton & Hove Albion.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57Brighton & Hove Albion, says Brian. Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Oh, look at that, 5, very well done indeed.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Great start to the round, 5 for Brighton & Hove Albion.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Well played, Brian, the mighty Seagulls.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16I used to go and see them all the time when I was a kid, down at the Goldstone Ground.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Absolutely.Not there any more. Ah...

0:20:18 > 0:20:20There we are. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Chris, what would you like to go for?

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Yeah, erm...

0:20:24 > 0:20:29I don't like to repeat their name

0:20:29 > 0:20:31because they're, erm...

0:20:31 > 0:20:35the local rivals to Watford,

0:20:35 > 0:20:37but for the sake of this show,

0:20:37 > 0:20:40I will say Luton Town.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Luton Town, says Chris.Yes.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Luton Town, the last time those words will pass your lips -

0:20:45 > 0:20:49for a while anyway.Yes. Luton Town, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55It's right. Now, 5 is our only score posted at this stage....

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Oh, look at that!

0:20:59 > 0:21:023 for Luton Town, very well done indeed, Chris.

0:21:02 > 0:21:043 for Luton Town.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Yeah, rivals of Watford and nicknamed the Hatters.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Ah, yes. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Matt, what would you like to go for?

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Let's go...

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Sheffield Wednesday. Sheffield Wednesday, says Matt.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Sheffield Wednesday. How many of our 100 people said it?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25It's right.

0:21:26 > 0:21:285's the high score. 3's the low.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Oh,

0:21:32 > 0:21:357 for Sheffield Wednesday. Still a lovely low score.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Yeah, well played, Matt. It's got an E and N in it.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40In fact it's got a load of Es.Mm!

0:21:40 > 0:21:43There you go, thank you very much, Richard.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Before we come back up the line, time to have a quick look at those scores.

0:21:46 > 0:21:473 was the best score of the pass,

0:21:47 > 0:21:49very well done there, Chris.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Then we travel up to 5, Brian and Pamela.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Then we travel up to 7, nice and neat, where we find Matt and George.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57So, George, once again, we need a low score from you in the next pass.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59We'll come back down the line now.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:22:04 > 0:22:07OK, now, George, you are the high-scorers, on 7.

0:22:07 > 0:22:12Remember, any football team whose name contains a P or an E

0:22:12 > 0:22:14or an N.

0:22:14 > 0:22:15Er... Everton.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Everton, says George.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Everton. No red line for you as you're the high-scorers.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Let's see how many of our 100 people said Everton.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27It's right.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Ooh, 38 for Everton,

0:22:34 > 0:22:36taking your total up to 45.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40Yeah, the Es are very obvious in that one.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42And the N at the end as well. And the N. Yeah.Yeah.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Thank you.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Now then, Cathy.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47I'm going to have to say it

0:22:47 > 0:22:49cos it's where I'm from,

0:22:49 > 0:22:51but I'm going to say

0:22:51 > 0:22:52AFC Bournemouth.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54AFC Bournemouth, says Cathy.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Now, ideally, you would score

0:22:56 > 0:22:5841 or less with this.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59This is what 41 looks like,

0:22:59 > 0:23:03there's your red line. Get below that, you're into the head-to-head.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Bournemouth, how many of our 100 people said it?

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Well done, Cathy...

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Oh, it's a great answer, down to 4.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Fantastic, taking you up to 7.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Very strong.Good work, Cathy. They're called the Cherries,

0:23:20 > 0:23:23cos their stadium was built on a cherry orchard.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26That's nice. Bad news for cherry fans!

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Bad news, but they're still...

0:23:28 > 0:23:31You can transplant cherry trees. Or plant new ones.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Exactly, it's harder to plant a new football ground.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36It is! Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Now, Pamela, you have a target

0:23:38 > 0:23:41of 39 or less. Right.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44What would you like to go for?

0:23:44 > 0:23:48Er, I'm going to say... Middlesbrough.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Middlesbrough.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51OK. Middlesbrough, nicely done.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Took me a little while to work that out.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Middlesbrough. There is your red line...

0:23:56 > 0:23:58You see, I take that as a good sign.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Let's see what happens when we say Middlesbrough.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Well done, you are through.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09I have a hunch this might go a long way down.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Oh, and it does!

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Look at that, Pamela. Very well done indeed, a pointless answer.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16That, of course, adds £250 to today's jackpot,

0:24:16 > 0:24:21takes the total up to £7,250,

0:24:21 > 0:24:23it scores you nothing, leaves your total at 5.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Very strong indeed. Yeah, how about that?

0:24:25 > 0:24:26Very well done. It's interesting

0:24:26 > 0:24:28because they're a very famous team, Middlesbrough,

0:24:28 > 0:24:30but because the letters are sort of

0:24:30 > 0:24:32slightly hidden away in the middle,

0:24:32 > 0:24:33no points at all.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36We'll look at all the pointless answers now, there's quite a few,

0:24:36 > 0:24:41but let's take a look at a few of them. You would have got £250 for...

0:24:53 > 0:24:56..You could have Cambridge United, Cheltenham Town, Mansfield Town, Morecambe, Reading,

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Rotherham United, Shrewsbury Town, Stevenage,

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Swindon Town and Yeovil Town. Those are all the pointless answers.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04We'll take a look at the top three,

0:25:04 > 0:25:06the ones that most of our 100 said...

0:25:11 > 0:25:14..Manchester United. Always at the top, isn't it?

0:25:14 > 0:25:16They often are.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18There we are. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20So at the end of our second round it's George and Matt

0:25:20 > 0:25:23we have to say goodbye to with 45. That WAS quite a high score.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Everton, I'm afraid, let you down badly there,

0:25:26 > 0:25:27but we'll see you again next time,

0:25:27 > 0:25:29and look forward to that very much indeed.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Meantime, thanks very much, George and Matt!

0:25:31 > 0:25:34APPLAUSE

0:25:34 > 0:25:37But, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Congratulations, Cathy and Chris,

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Pamela and Brian, you are now one step closer to the final

0:25:48 > 0:25:50and a chance to play for our jackpot

0:25:50 > 0:25:53which currently stands at £7,250.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Well, we have arrived in the head-to-head, which means

0:25:59 > 0:26:02you are now allowed to confer before you give your answers,

0:26:02 > 0:26:05and the first pair to win two questions will play for that jackpot.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Best of luck to both players. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:12 > 0:26:16Here is your first question and it concerns...

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Paris Expats,

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Richard.Yeah, going to show you five famous people now

0:26:21 > 0:26:24who have lived as an expat in Paris at some point.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26You just have to tell us who they are, please.

0:26:26 > 0:26:31Thanks very much indeed. Let's reveal our five Paris expats and here they come. We have got...

0:26:55 > 0:26:58There we are. Now, Cathy and Chris,

0:26:58 > 0:27:00you're our low scorers, so you will go first.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06OK, going to go for E...

0:27:09 > 0:27:10..and we're going to say Josephine Baker.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Josephine Baker say Cathy and Chris.

0:27:13 > 0:27:14Now, Pamela and Brian,

0:27:14 > 0:27:17would you like to talk us through these Paris expats?

0:27:17 > 0:27:20I think A's Jarvis Cocker.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24C, I think, might be Jim Morrissey,

0:27:24 > 0:27:26but I'm not sure.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29And D, I think, is Pablo Picasso.

0:27:30 > 0:27:31I think we'll go

0:27:31 > 0:27:33D, Pablo Picasso.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36OK, Pablo Picasso, say Pamela and Brian.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38So we have Josephine Baker and Pablo Picasso.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Cathy and Chris said Josephine Baker for E.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Let's see if that's right, and how many of our 100 people said it.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48It's right...

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Josephine Baker taking us all the way...

0:27:51 > 0:27:53down to 9,

0:27:53 > 0:27:56look at that, very well done indeed!

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Continuing with that nice low-scoring streak.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01Pamela and Brian meanwhile have gone for Pablo Picasso for D.

0:28:01 > 0:28:02Let's see if that's right,

0:28:02 > 0:28:05let's see how many of our 100 people said Picasso.

0:28:08 > 0:28:09It's right.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Yeah, 30 for Picasso.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Josephine Baker the winning answer there.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20Very well done, Cathy and Chris. After one question, you're up 1-0.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Yeah, good win. The American-born French dancer Josephine Baker,

0:28:23 > 0:28:26the French recruited her as an intelligence agent.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28Very interesting story.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30There is an answer that would have beaten Josephine Baker as well.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33Jarvis Cocker would not have beaten Josephine Baker,

0:28:33 > 0:28:35he would have scored you 38 points.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39It's not Jim Morrissey, that's sort of a compound pop star.

0:28:39 > 0:28:40Yeah!

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Jim MORRISON

0:28:42 > 0:28:43would have scored you 52.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45And B,

0:28:45 > 0:28:46do you know who it is?

0:28:46 > 0:28:49I didn't know he looked like that, but by looking at the initials,

0:28:49 > 0:28:50I think I will say Cole Porter.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52You are correct, it IS Cole Porter

0:28:52 > 0:28:53and would have scored you 8 points.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Very well done if you said that at home. Best answer there.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59Thank you very much. So here is your second question - Pamela and Brian,

0:28:59 > 0:29:00you get to answer first,

0:29:00 > 0:29:02but you have to win it to stay in the game, so good luck.

0:29:02 > 0:29:06Our second question today concerns...

0:29:06 > 0:29:07Medical Specialities.

0:29:07 > 0:29:11Richard?We're going to define five different branches of medicine now.

0:29:11 > 0:29:14We'll give you the names of those branches with letters removed.

0:29:14 > 0:29:16Can you tell us what they are, please?

0:29:16 > 0:29:20Thank you very much indeed. Let's reveal our five medical specialities and here they are. We have got...

0:29:39 > 0:29:41I'm going to read those all again.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59Now, then, Pamela and Brian.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:30:03 > 0:30:04OK, we're going to chance it

0:30:04 > 0:30:06cos we're not sure...

0:30:06 > 0:30:08The last one, the kidneys - Nephrology.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11Nephrology.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13Cathy and Chris...

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Talk us through that board.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17Well, the one we SHOULD go for -

0:30:17 > 0:30:19well, that is very obvious -

0:30:19 > 0:30:20is Neurology, because we both have

0:30:20 > 0:30:23multiple sclerosis so we know a lot

0:30:23 > 0:30:24about neurology

0:30:24 > 0:30:26and the nervous system! Erm...

0:30:26 > 0:30:27Yeah, we're going to have to go for

0:30:27 > 0:30:29the first one, "Eyesight,

0:30:29 > 0:30:30"corrective lenses and eye disease"

0:30:30 > 0:30:33and we're going to have to say Ophthalmology.

0:30:33 > 0:30:34Ophthalmology.Ophthalmology.

0:30:34 > 0:30:38Ophthalmology is what you're saying. OK, Nephrology and Ophthalmology.

0:30:38 > 0:30:39So, Pamela and Brian are going for

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Nephrology for the bottom one.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it...

0:30:48 > 0:30:50It's right.

0:30:55 > 0:30:5623.

0:30:57 > 0:31:0123 for Nephrology. Now, Cathy and Chris meanwhile have gone for Ophthalmology

0:31:01 > 0:31:04for the top one. Let's see if that's right for eyesight and eye disease,

0:31:04 > 0:31:08let's see how many of our 100 people said Ophthalmology. Is it right?

0:31:10 > 0:31:13No...Oh, no.

0:31:13 > 0:31:14Bad luck, but not Ophthalmology.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17Which means well done, Pamela and Brian, you're back in the game -

0:31:17 > 0:31:19after two questions, it's 1-1.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22Yeah, not Ophthalmology, it doesn't fit the letters, but it's...?

0:31:22 > 0:31:23Optometry.Optometry.Oh, OK.

0:31:23 > 0:31:25Would have scored you 33 anyway.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29Neurology would have scored you 73.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32Chiropody would have scored you 46.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Now, this one,

0:31:35 > 0:31:38you can sort of work out if you know the constituent parts of it.

0:31:38 > 0:31:40So "ear" - "oto-"...

0:31:40 > 0:31:42"Throat"...Na...

0:31:42 > 0:31:45.."larynx", so it's Otolaryngology.

0:31:45 > 0:31:49Oh, that sounds nice!And would have scored you three points

0:31:49 > 0:31:51so three people. Well done to our 100.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53Thank you very much. Here is your third question.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55Whoever wins it goes through to the final

0:31:55 > 0:31:58and will play for the jackpot. Very best of luck to both pairs,

0:31:58 > 0:32:00our third question today is all about...

0:32:02 > 0:32:06.."Best New Musical" or "Musical of the Year" Olivier Award winners.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Richard.We're simply going to show you the titles of five shows

0:32:09 > 0:32:12that have won one of those awards but we've left one word out of each title.

0:32:12 > 0:32:15Can you fill in that word, please? Very best of luck to both teams.

0:32:15 > 0:32:19OK, thank you very much. Let's reveal our five musicals, and here they are.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Cathy and Chris, you will be first.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43THEY CONFER

0:32:43 > 0:32:45OK...

0:32:45 > 0:32:46We're going to say, um,

0:32:46 > 0:32:49Top Hat, 2013.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52Top Hat, say Cathy and Chris. Top Hat.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Now then, Pamela and Brian, that board is all yours.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56Talk us through it.

0:32:56 > 0:32:57The first one

0:32:57 > 0:32:59we're pretty sure is Blood Brothers.

0:32:59 > 0:33:00One of our first dates

0:33:00 > 0:33:02was to go to Blood Brothers.

0:33:02 > 0:33:03Sweeney Todd...Sweeney Todd.

0:33:03 > 0:33:04Sunny Afternoon maybe

0:33:04 > 0:33:05and Kinky Boots.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08But I think we'll go...The top one.

0:33:08 > 0:33:09with the top one, Blood Brothers.

0:33:09 > 0:33:10Blood Brothers, that's nice.

0:33:10 > 0:33:13So, Blood Brothers. We have Top Hat and we have Blood Brothers.

0:33:13 > 0:33:14Cathy and Chris said Top Hat,

0:33:14 > 0:33:17let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said Top Hat.

0:33:19 > 0:33:20It is Top Hat...

0:33:24 > 0:33:25It's a nice low score. Down it goes,

0:33:25 > 0:33:27look at that. Down to 11,

0:33:27 > 0:33:30very well done indeed, Cathy and Chris. Top Hat.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33Pamela and Brian, 11 is what you have to beat

0:33:33 > 0:33:35with Blood Brothers. Let's see what happens.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37How many people said Blood Brothers?

0:33:39 > 0:33:40It's right.

0:33:43 > 0:33:4545 for Blood Brothers.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Very well done, indeed.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50Cathy and Chris, after three questions, you are through to the final, 2-1.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53Yeah, but very sweet, that's the second time you've gone out

0:33:53 > 0:33:54to Blood Brothers.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00Sunny Afternoon is right, it would have been the next best scorer.

0:34:00 > 0:34:03The musical based on the music of The Kinks would have scored you 14.

0:34:03 > 0:34:07Sweeney Todd would have scored you 85.

0:34:07 > 0:34:09And Kinky Boots, a very big scorer as well,

0:34:09 > 0:34:1075 for that.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12Thank you very much, indeed.

0:34:12 > 0:34:14The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:34:14 > 0:34:18I'm afraid it's Pamela and Brian but it's good news really, we get to see you again next time.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21We look forward to that very much. In the meantime, thanks so much, Pamela and Brian.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24APPLAUSE

0:34:25 > 0:34:28But for Cathy and Chris, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33Well, congratulations, Cathy and Chris,

0:34:33 > 0:34:37you've seen off all the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46Yeah.You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:34:46 > 0:34:49At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at

0:34:49 > 0:34:51£7,250.

0:34:51 > 0:34:52AUDIENCE:Whoo!

0:34:54 > 0:34:58I have to say, I think your chances are pretty good.

0:34:58 > 0:35:02I don't want to jinx it, but what would you like to see come up in this round? Chris, you first.

0:35:02 > 0:35:04Erm... Football. Yeah.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06It often does.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09Cathy?American literature,

0:35:09 > 0:35:11Dorset...

0:35:11 > 0:35:13LAUGHTER

0:35:13 > 0:35:18Erm, classic Hollywood films of the golden age,

0:35:18 > 0:35:19that sort of thing.Perfect.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22Well, very best of luck. Let's see what today's selection looks like.

0:35:22 > 0:35:23We have got...

0:35:34 > 0:35:38Personally speaking, Defeats Of Sporting Greats.

0:35:38 > 0:35:42OK, we could, if you're happy to carry it, or we could do Red Things.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46I've no idea what's... It could be about anything.Yeah.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49Well, let's say Defeats Of Sporting Greats then.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Sporting greats, yeah.

0:35:51 > 0:35:54OK. Defeats Of Sporting Greats, it is.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57I think, tactically, often it's a good thing to do if one of you has

0:35:57 > 0:35:58a particular strength, to go with that,

0:35:58 > 0:36:01but it takes a brave man to do it, is the truth.

0:36:01 > 0:36:04People often don't do it, so fingers crossed it works out for you.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06We're looking for any of the following three, please.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08We looking for...

0:36:20 > 0:36:22Of either code.

0:36:22 > 0:36:24So anyone who's beaten Serena Williams at Wimbledon,

0:36:24 > 0:36:26Steve Davis at the Crucible,

0:36:26 > 0:36:28or Phil Taylor at the World Darts Championships

0:36:28 > 0:36:30up to and including the 2016 tournaments.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33Very best of luck. Thanks very much, indeed.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35Now, as always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:36:35 > 0:36:39and all you need to win that jackpot of £7,250

0:36:39 > 0:36:43is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:36:43 > 0:36:46Yes.Yes.OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:36:46 > 0:36:48There they are. Your time starts now.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53Anyone who has defeated Phil Taylor,

0:36:53 > 0:36:56there's a number of darts players.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00Starting with superstars, erm...

0:37:00 > 0:37:02Dennis... Dennis. Erm...

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Ah, geez, I'm forgetting his name now.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10Dennis Bailey? Or Denis Ovens.

0:37:10 > 0:37:15I just suddenly got Denis Ovens in my head and I don't know why.

0:37:15 > 0:37:19So if I put him down as one because I don't know anything.

0:37:19 > 0:37:20Yeah.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22Anything else on the darts?

0:37:24 > 0:37:27Snooker and darts, I'm more happy.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Have we got another? We need two more.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31We've got 20 seconds.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33So, Denis Ovens.

0:37:33 > 0:37:35And then?Yeah.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Erm, Maria...

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Ten seconds left.

0:37:39 > 0:37:42Maria Kerber for the tennis?

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Maria Kerber.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46OK, and one more?

0:37:46 > 0:37:47Erm...

0:37:47 > 0:37:48Snooker?

0:37:48 > 0:37:51Right, that, I'm afraid, is your time up.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Do you want to give us your three answers.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56Say which category you're answering each one.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58So, we start with the darts,

0:37:58 > 0:38:01then it was Denis Ovens?

0:38:01 > 0:38:02Yeah.Denis Ovens?

0:38:02 > 0:38:04Yeah.Denis Ovens.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07And then...Maria.Maria?Kerber.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09Kerber.Maria Kerber?

0:38:09 > 0:38:11For Serena Williams. For beating Serena Williams.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13And then the third one...

0:38:13 > 0:38:15Mark Williams.

0:38:15 > 0:38:18Mark Williams.OK, Mark Williams for Steve Davis.

0:38:18 > 0:38:21OK, so we have Denis Ovens,

0:38:21 > 0:38:23Maria Kerber and Mark Williams.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26Of those three, which do you think is your best shot

0:38:26 > 0:38:28at a pointless answer? Mark Williams.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31Mark Williams goes last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:38:31 > 0:38:32Denis Ovens.

0:38:32 > 0:38:36I'm not even sure that's the real name of the player.

0:38:36 > 0:38:37We'll put Denis Ovens first.

0:38:37 > 0:38:41Let's put those answers up on the board in that order and here they are.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43We have got Denis Ovens,

0:38:43 > 0:38:45Maria Kerber and Mark Williams.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48Well, three answers on the board there.

0:38:48 > 0:38:52One of those could turn out to be pointless and win you that jackpot.

0:38:52 > 0:38:56If it is pointless, it would win you that jackpot of £7,250.

0:38:56 > 0:38:59What would you like to do with it? Cathy, I'm going to ask you first.

0:38:59 > 0:39:03Well, we've just bought, my husband and I, have just bought a new flat

0:39:03 > 0:39:05and there's a lot of work to do

0:39:05 > 0:39:08so I would probably put it towards that.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10Very good, indeed. Chris, how about you?

0:39:10 > 0:39:13I do a lot of work for charities

0:39:13 > 0:39:17and the good thing to say would be,

0:39:17 > 0:39:20"Oh, I'd give the money to charity."

0:39:20 > 0:39:25The real answer is, go on a Caribbean cruise.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27LAUGHTER

0:39:30 > 0:39:32Well said.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Well, let us hope, fingers tightly crossed,

0:39:34 > 0:39:37that one of these answers is pointless and will win that jackpot for you.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40Your first answer was Denis Ovens.

0:39:40 > 0:39:45In this case we were looking for anyone who has beaten Phil Taylor at the World Darts Championships.

0:39:45 > 0:39:49Denis Ovens, it has to be right, then it has to be pointless,

0:39:49 > 0:39:52and if it's both of those things, you leave here with £7,250.

0:39:52 > 0:39:56Let's see how many of our 100 people said Denis Ovens. Is it pointless?

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Oh!Bad luck.

0:40:01 > 0:40:02I'm afraid an incorrect answer.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05You weren't sure about Denis Ovens and I'm afraid there is your answer.

0:40:05 > 0:40:08An incorrect answer there. So, we move on to your next answer.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11Two more shots at today's jackpot. Your next answer was Maria Kerber.

0:40:11 > 0:40:15In this case we were looking for anyone who has beaten Serena Williams at Wimbledon.

0:40:15 > 0:40:18If this is pointless, it wins you £7,250.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20How many people said Maria Kerber?

0:40:23 > 0:40:26Oh, bad luck!

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Sorry.I'm afraid two incorrect answers on the trot there

0:40:29 > 0:40:31but we now turn to your third and final answer,

0:40:31 > 0:40:34the one you thought was your best shot at a pointless answer.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36Mark Williams and in this case we were looking for

0:40:36 > 0:40:39anyone who has defeated Steve Davis at the World Snooker Championships.

0:40:39 > 0:40:43If this is right, and it is pointless, it wins you £7,250.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46Mark Williams, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48Is it pointless?

0:40:51 > 0:40:52It's right.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54You first answer was Denis Ovens and that was incorrect.

0:40:54 > 0:40:57Your second answer was Maria Kerber, that was incorrect.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59Your third answer, Mark Williams,

0:40:59 > 0:41:01is absolutely right and down we go to single figures.

0:41:01 > 0:41:02Still going down.

0:41:02 > 0:41:03Down we go to two.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05AUDIENCE GROANS

0:41:05 > 0:41:06Oh!

0:41:08 > 0:41:10That's a great answer.

0:41:11 > 0:41:14And you placed it beautifully as your third answer as well.

0:41:14 > 0:41:18I'm afraid two of our 100 people knew Mark Williams.

0:41:18 > 0:41:22I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £7,250.

0:41:22 > 0:41:26I'm afraid that rolls over to the next show, but it's been brilliant having you here.

0:41:26 > 0:41:27Such a strong performance,

0:41:27 > 0:41:30be so proud of everything you've done on the show today.

0:41:30 > 0:41:32It's been brilliant. And in recognition of that,

0:41:32 > 0:41:35you get to take home a Pointless trophy, so very, very well done.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37It's been lovely having you here, Cathy and Chris.

0:41:40 > 0:41:43Yeah, no Caribbean cruise, I'm afraid, Chris,

0:41:43 > 0:41:45but the good news is that Denis Ovens is a real person.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48Yay!He is a darts player, I don't think he's ever played Phil Taylor

0:41:48 > 0:41:51in a World Championship but he is a real person.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54I think, unfortunately, the guy you were thinking of was Dennis Priestley.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57Dennis, the Menace, Priestley, and he was a pointless answer.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Oh, no.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01It's not Maria Kerber, it's Angelique Kerber.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04And again she hasn't played or beaten Serena at Wimbledon either.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07Let's take a look, loads of names you'll know, especially on the darts and snooker

0:42:07 > 0:42:11because I know you know your darts and snooker. Tennis, let's start with that.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14Four pointless answers here, people who have beaten Serena.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23Those are the only pointless answers so well done if you said one.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25Now, let's take a look at some of these snooker players.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Some very familiar names for you here, I'm afraid.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36You could have had Andy Hicks, Anthony Hamilton, Joe Perry,

0:42:36 > 0:42:38Shaun Murphy also beaten him a couple of times.

0:42:38 > 0:42:39Stephen Lee and Stuart Bingham.

0:42:39 > 0:42:41Let's take a look at the darts players now.

0:42:41 > 0:42:44Again, you're going to recognise all these names.

0:42:47 > 0:42:49Gary Anderson beat him in the final very recently.He's Scottish.

0:42:49 > 0:42:52And Mark Webster, another world champion.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54You could have had Kevin Spiolek, Michael Smith

0:42:54 > 0:42:57and Wayne Mardle as well. Very well done if you said

0:42:57 > 0:42:59any of those at home and unlucky in the studio.

0:42:59 > 0:43:02Thanks very indeed, Richard, and thanks so much, Cathy and Chris,

0:43:02 > 0:43:04it's been wonderful having you here. I'm afraid they didn't win

0:43:04 > 0:43:07the jackpot today which means it rolls over onto the next show

0:43:07 > 0:43:11when we will be playing for £8,250.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13APPLAUSE

0:43:13 > 0:43:16Join us then to see if someone can win it. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...

0:43:16 > 0:43:19Goodbye.And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.