Episode 24

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0:00:22 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:25 > 0:00:28and welcome to Pointless, the show where we aim for the obscure

0:00:28 > 0:00:31and we ignore the obvious. Let's meet today's players.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Couple number one.- Hi, my name's Flo and this is my friend Ellie,

0:00:38 > 0:00:40and we live together in Newcastle.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Couple number two.- Hi, my name's Simon, this is my work colleague

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Billy, and we're from London. - Couple number three.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Hi, I'm David, this is my girlfriend Kayleigh and we're from Luton.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52And finally, couple number four.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Hi, I'm Neil, this is my wife Lisa and we're from Birmingham.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57And these are today's contestants.

0:00:57 > 0:00:58APPLAUSE

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Thanks very much, all of you. A very warm welcome to Pointless,

0:01:01 > 0:01:03lovely to have you here. We'll get a chance to chat to each of you,

0:01:03 > 0:01:05of course, throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09He is a man who really knows his onions,

0:01:09 > 0:01:11which should come in really handy

0:01:11 > 0:01:13for today's Vegetables That Make You Cry round.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Hiya. Hi, everybody.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Good afternoon.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Afternoon to you.- Good afternoon.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24I can tell you, the vegetables that really make me cry -

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- broccoli, cos don't like it. - Really?- Yeah.- All of them?

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Tenderstem, purple sprouting, the lot?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Oh, the whole lot. - The whole family of broccoli.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34You know, I'm over it, I don't cry.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36It's fine. Just, you know, given the choice, I'd probably say no.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38That's all, that's all I'm saying.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Or a turnip could make you cry, if it...

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Oh, if someone throws it, yeah. - Oh, oh!- Of course it could.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- HE SOBS Like that.- Very good acting!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Not bad, is it? That was a turnip, wasn't it, you could tell by the...

0:01:50 > 0:01:53If I'm honest, I thought it was a swede, but it wasn't bad.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56I would say it's worth a BAFTA, rather than an Oscar.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Wow. BAFTA - ignore what he just said -

0:01:59 > 0:02:03I see very much as on a par with Oscar.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Really.- You think? - Yeah!- How many Oscars have you got?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- None, yet.- How many BAFTAs have you got?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- One.- Hey, listen, that was when you were with Ben, I'm guessing.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Yeah.- Yeah. Have you ever won any by yourself?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17- No.- Yeah.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Now, what a show we had last time.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22We were playing for £8,500 last time.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25David and Kayleigh were on that show, the only pair returning.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Such an exciting...

0:02:26 > 0:02:29David told us that Queen Elizabeth II started her reign in 1603.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32They joined the 200 club in that particular round!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Then, Kate and Lynne got through to the final...

0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Yeah.- For £8,500.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38First answer, one point.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Second answer, three points. - They did so well!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44And I will leave you to tell everybody what happened

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- on the third answer. - Very exciting indeed.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Kate and Lynne managed not to win the jackpot,

0:02:49 > 0:02:51so we add another £1,000 to it,

0:02:51 > 0:02:54so today's jackpot starts off at £9,500. There it is.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56APPLAUSE

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Right, if everybody is ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08All you have to remember is this - the pair with the highest score

0:03:08 > 0:03:11at the end of each round will be eliminated. That is it.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Very best of luck to all four pairs.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Our first category of today is...

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:03:19 > 0:03:20who's going to go second,

0:03:20 > 0:03:23and whoever is going first, please, step up to the podium.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29OK, and the question concerns...

0:03:33 > 0:03:34- Richard?- Yeah, on each board,

0:03:34 > 0:03:36we're going to show you seven clues to films,

0:03:36 > 0:03:38all of which have alliterative titles -

0:03:38 > 0:03:41you just need to tell us the most obscure film you can think of.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Seven on the first board, seven on the second,

0:03:43 > 0:03:4514 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Thank you very much indeed.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50So, let's reveal our first board of seven clues, and here they are.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28I'll read those all one last time.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Flo, welcome to Pointless, good to have you here.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- What do you do, Flo? - I've just graduated, actually.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- You have just graduated, from where? - Northumbria University.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Within the precincts of Northumbria University, I am Dr Armstrong.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Really?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16What is up with the world?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18I'm sure it's a lovely place though, Flo, I wouldn't worry.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- It's a lovely place, actually. - What are you a doctor of?

0:05:21 > 0:05:22I can't remember.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Literature.- Are you?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Yeah.- Quite right!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Now, Flo, what did you do, what degree?- I did chemistry.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Chemistry, not a great deal of help here.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33But who knows?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35How about this board here? How are you feeling about it?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37I think there's quite a few I know on there,

0:05:37 > 0:05:40which I was quite surprised by.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44I'm thinking Jim Carrey plays a lawyer, Liar, Liar.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Liar, Liar, says Flo.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Let's see if that's right,

0:05:48 > 0:05:50let's see how many of our 100 people said Liar, Liar.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53It's right.

0:05:55 > 0:05:5755.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Kind of an alliterative score as well, 55.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Nice start, Flo, well played.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Teamed up with the same director for Ace Ventura, Pet Detective,

0:06:04 > 0:06:06and Bruce Almighty, as well.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Now, Simon, a warm welcome to Pointless, good to have you here.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13- What do you do, Simon? - I'm a firefighter.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Are you? Now, where do you do that?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- In London?- Yeah, in London, I'm based at Fulham Fire Station.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Is that a nice fire station to be based at?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23It's a listed building so, it's rather beautiful to look at, yeah.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Very nice. Is it beautiful from the inside, though?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- It is, when I'm on duty. - Yes, very good!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30So, what do you tend to do while you're waiting around?

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Do you play pool?- We haven't got a pool table, we got a snooker table,

0:06:34 > 0:06:37but times have moved on from that, we now do a lot of training...

0:06:37 > 0:06:38You do a lot of training?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I mean, you've got photoshoots for calendars,

0:06:40 > 0:06:43haven't you, every other day, I should think?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Now, Simon, what would you like to go for

0:06:45 > 0:06:48on our board of alliterative film titles?

0:06:48 > 0:06:51I think I know all of them apart from maybe one or two.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54I'll go for the second bottom one, the mother and daughter one,

0:06:54 > 0:06:56and I think that's Freaky Friday.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Freaky Friday, let's see if that's right,

0:06:59 > 0:07:01let's see how many of our 100 people said Freaky Friday.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05It is right.

0:07:05 > 0:07:0755 is our only score so far and you pass it.

0:07:07 > 0:07:0931, look at that, Simon.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Very good indeed.

0:07:10 > 0:07:1231.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Yeah, Jodie Foster plays the daughter

0:07:14 > 0:07:16in the first version of that film.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18She auditioned to play Princess Leia -

0:07:18 > 0:07:21cos she was under contract to Disney, she couldn't do it.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Lindsay Lohan plays that role in the remake.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Thank you very much, Richard.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28David, welcome back.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Thank you.- David, we discovered last time... Tell everyone,

0:07:31 > 0:07:34tell the ladies and the gentlemen what it is you do, David.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I'm a freelance jazz trombonist.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38What about that? Yeah.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41What about that?

0:07:42 > 0:07:45I love that. All the stuff.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46The vib.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48But, yes, you've just recently graduated

0:07:48 > 0:07:50from the Birmingham Conservatoire.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Correct.- How long were you there? - Four years.- Four years!

0:07:54 > 0:07:57And you get to try all sorts of different styles of tromboning?

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Yeah, but I studied jazz, so, it was different styles within jazz.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04I see, OK. So, you and classical music left...

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- We have parted ways.- You parted company some time back.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08- Yeah.- Very good.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Now, David, what would you like to go for on our board?

0:08:12 > 0:08:15I think I'm going to go for the Will Smith one.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Mm-hm?- And I hope this is right, but I think it's Bad Boys.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Bad Boys, says David. Let's see if that's right,

0:08:21 > 0:08:23let's see how many of our 100 people said Bad Boys.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26It is right.

0:08:26 > 0:08:2855, our high score, 31, our low.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Oh, and you've passed them both, look at that. Down to 25.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Very well done indeed.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Well played, David.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Yeah, it was Michael Bay's first ever feature film,

0:08:38 > 0:08:40has made many since,

0:08:40 > 0:08:42with a huge amount of explosions in each and every one.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Thank you very much indeed.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Lisa, welcome to Pointless, great to have you. From Birmingham?- Yeah.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48And what do you do, Lisa?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50I'm not working at the moment -

0:08:50 > 0:08:52I was made redundant not so long ago,

0:08:52 > 0:08:55so I'm just enjoying some time out, spending some time with the family.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Very good. And who's in your family?

0:08:58 > 0:09:02Obviously, Neil, and our two boys, we got a 16-year-old,

0:09:02 > 0:09:04and a son who's eight.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06And what are their names?

0:09:06 > 0:09:07- Jack and Ryan.- Jack and Ryan.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11Hi, Jack and Ryan. Lisa, this board is all yours,

0:09:11 > 0:09:16- what would you like to go for? - Um, yeah, I'll go for the, um,

0:09:16 > 0:09:19novel by Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- "John Jirl" is how I think they pronounce it!- OK.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25OK, Gone Girl, says Lisa. Let's see if that's right

0:09:25 > 0:09:28and let's see how many of our 100 people said Gone Girl.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Look at that, 15,

0:09:38 > 0:09:40very well done indeed, Lisa.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Best score of the pass.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Yeah, very well played, everyone, on that pass, actually,

0:09:45 > 0:09:48apart from the very lowest scorer, you avoided the biggest ones,

0:09:48 > 0:09:51it's very nicely done. The two biggest scorers are at the top one,

0:09:51 > 0:09:52- which of course is...- Dirty Dancing.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Dirty Dancing. That would have scored 59.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- The ABBA one is the biggest scorer of all.- Mamma Mia!- Mamma Mia!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59That would have scored 81.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Any idea on this last one?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03If you haven't heard of it, you won't guess it.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07It is Pigskin Parade and it's a pointless answer,

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- so very well done if you said that. - Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11OK, well, we're halfway through the round.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Let's take a quick look at those scores.

0:10:13 > 0:10:1515, the best score of the pass. Lisa, well done.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Lisa and Neil, looking like strong contenders for Round Two.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20As I have to say, are David and Kayleigh, on 25.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22And on 31, there, are Simon and Billy.

0:10:22 > 0:10:2555 is where we find Flo and Ellie.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27So, Ellie, you know what we need from you, a nice low score.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Good luck with that. We're going to come back down the line now.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Can the second players, please, step up to the podium?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36OK, we're going to put seven more clues

0:10:36 > 0:10:39to alliterative film titles up on the board - and here they are.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42We've got...

0:11:18 > 0:11:20I'll read those all again.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Neil, a warm welcome to Pointless.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Thank you.- What do you do, Neil?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00I run an audiovisual company.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Basically I just go round gyms and leisure centres,

0:12:02 > 0:12:06fitting out dance studios with lighting and TVs and whatnot.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08They're quite sophisticated, these,

0:12:08 > 0:12:11and quite often they're integrated into the gym equipment, aren't they?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14It's getting more PC-based now

0:12:14 > 0:12:19so it kind of seems like time is passing me by cos I'm getting old.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21In the old days, it used to be all mixers.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23- Yeah.- The big, heavy stuff.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26But now it seems to be just the push of a button on a PC

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- and just everything works. - Now, do you belong to a gym, Neil?

0:12:29 > 0:12:30I don't, no.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33I have a free membership but unfortunately I don't go.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36But spending so much time in the gym must make you feel good.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Stepping out of the gym, you must think, oh!

0:12:38 > 0:12:42It's not nice when you have to fit a piece of equipment

0:12:42 > 0:12:45on a treadmill that somebody has been on and it's all sweaty.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- It's not the greatest job sometimes.- No, I suppose not.

0:12:48 > 0:12:49Now, Neil, there you are on 15.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Our high-scorers at the moment are Ellie and Flo on 55,

0:12:52 > 0:12:54so 39 or less gets you through.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00I only know one. I'm really struggling with this board.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04It's the last one, the Eddie Murphy one, and it's Dr Dolittle.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Dr Dolittle, says Neil. Here is your red line.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09If you can get below that, you're into the next round.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11How many people said Dr Dolittle?

0:13:13 > 0:13:14It's right.

0:13:16 > 0:13:1876 for Dr Dolittle.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Not bad. 91 is your total.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21It could be enough to keep you in.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Yeah, tougher board, this one, I think, than the first one.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27It contains very few elements from the original books,

0:13:27 > 0:13:29the Dr Dolittle film.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Perhaps unsurprisingly.- Mmm. Mmm.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Interesting. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Kayleigh, welcome. Remind us what you do, Kayleigh.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39I'm a music student at the University of Nottingham.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Are you nearly finished at the University of Nottingham?

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Yeah, I've done two years and I'm about to go into my final year.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Very good. How has it been, Nottingham?

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- Have you had a lovely time there? - Yeah, I have, I've loved it.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52As a music student, I suppose you're very heavily involved

0:13:52 > 0:13:54in all sorts of music ensembles and things like that?

0:13:54 > 0:13:58Yes, so I do quite a lot of choral stuff outside of my degree.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00- That's fun. - Do you think when you leave,

0:14:00 > 0:14:03will you go on into professional music, do you think?

0:14:03 > 0:14:08I would hope to but possibly, it's quite a hard thing to get into.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- You're a cellist, we discovered last time?- Yeah, and a singer.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Would you maybe think about moving to the string bass

0:14:14 > 0:14:16so you could accompany David?

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Yeah. Maybe!

0:14:17 > 0:14:20The pair of you, you don't need the rest of the band.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23You've got the bass, you've got the trombone, you've got the kit there!

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Anyway, Kayleigh, there you are on 25.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Ideally you'd be scoring 65 or less.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Yeah.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Yeah, I'm going to go for the Anne Hathaway one.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36I think that's Ella Enchanted.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37Ella Enchanted, says Kayleigh.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Here is your red line. If you get below that with Ella Enchanted,

0:14:40 > 0:14:42you're into Round Two.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45It's right.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49And you are through. Very well done indeed.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Ella Enchanted, still going down.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Look at that, 10.

0:14:53 > 0:14:5435 is your total,

0:14:54 > 0:14:57which I suspect will be the lowest total of the whole round.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Yeah, very strong answer, well played.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01In fact, both of her films that year, Anne Hathaway,

0:15:01 > 0:15:04she was also in Princess Diaries 2, they're both her as a princess,

0:15:04 > 0:15:08- falling in love.- Very good. Thank you, Richard. Now, Billy.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Hello there.- Billy, because Simon said work colleague,

0:15:11 > 0:15:15I am guessing you're either a photographer for the calendar

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- or you're also a firefighter. - I am indeed.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22- A firefighter. Are you at Fulham? - No, I was in Fulham with Simon

0:15:22 > 0:15:25but I was promoted a few months ago so now I've moved to Dockhead,

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- which is just near Tower Bridge. - What are the big changes

0:15:28 > 0:15:30at Tower Bridge, Billy, since you left Fulham?

0:15:30 > 0:15:32- It's a brand-new station.- Oh!

0:15:32 > 0:15:35It was a famous TV show filmed there. Brand-new, new people.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37- Brand-new people?- Mm-hm.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39They've done it all.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40Shiny new people.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42They've fitted this out immaculately.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Obviously I've got a little bit more responsibility now

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- so I'm trying to get used to that. - Good stuff.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51OK, now, Billy, what are the alliterative titles to these films?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53There's a few that I know.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56A few that I don't want to chance a guess,

0:15:56 > 0:15:58so I'll go with something that I think I know,

0:15:58 > 0:16:03which is the trilogy that sees Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05I think it's Batman Begins.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Batman Begins, says Billy.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Here is your red line. Get below that with Batman Begins

0:16:10 > 0:16:12and you're through. Let's see how many people said it.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16It is Batman Begins.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18And you are through.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Very good indeed, 33.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- 64 is your total.- Well played.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26During the filming of that in Chicago,

0:16:26 > 0:16:29a local motorist panicked when he saw the Batmobile

0:16:29 > 0:16:31when they were filming, drove into the side of it,

0:16:31 > 0:16:35cos he told the police he thought it was an invading alien spaceship!

0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Unbelievable.- Extraordinary.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Ellie, welcome to Pointless, great to have you here.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43What do you do, Ellie? I've also just graduated from Northumbria.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Ellie, what did you graduate in?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47- History.- History, very good.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50What are your plans for the future?

0:16:50 > 0:16:51At the moment, just saving up money

0:16:51 > 0:16:54and then hopefully going travelling with Flo.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Oh, that's nice, will you take a year, do you think?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59- A full year?- Yes, save up some money and then go.- Very nice.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Very good, well, have a lovely, lovely time.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Maybe win this jackpot, that will set you well on the way.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Hope so.- In order to do that,

0:17:06 > 0:17:09you have to score 35 points or less to get through to the next round.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11So, this board is all yours.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Talk us through it, Ellie.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15OK, well I know two of them

0:17:15 > 0:17:17but I imagine they're going to be quite high-scoring.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21So, the giant ape isn't my answer but is King Kong.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25But I'm going to go for Alan Cumming which is Black Beauty.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Black Beauty, says Ellie.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Here is your red line.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Can you get below that red line with Black Beauty, I wonder?

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Let's see how many of our 100 people said Black Beauty.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41You've done it!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Very well done, 28 for Black Beauty.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Touch and go there.

0:17:45 > 0:17:4683 is your total.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Good work, Ellie, and absolutely you chose the right one

0:17:49 > 0:17:52because King Kong is the biggest scorer on the board.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55King Kong would have scored you 86 points.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57The other two answers also would have seen you through.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59The Julie Andrews film, do you know that?

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Victor Victoria. - Oh, yes, yes, I remember.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Would have scored you 22. And Dustin Hoffman?

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- Marathon Man.- Marathon Man and that would have scored you 13.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Thanks very much, Richard. So, at the end of our first round,

0:18:08 > 0:18:11the pair that we have to say goodbye to, with a high score of 91, well,

0:18:11 > 0:18:13it was very close. Very close indeed,

0:18:13 > 0:18:16but I'm afraid, Neil and Lisa, you are just out in front, there,

0:18:16 > 0:18:19so we have to say goodbye to you - but we'll see you again next time.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Look forward to that very much indeed.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Meantime, thank you so much for playing, Neil and Lisa.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28But for the remaining three players, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35And so three pairs remain.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37At the end of this round, we'll have to say goodbye to another pair,

0:18:37 > 0:18:39but David and Kayleigh, very well done.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Our returning pair, there.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Lowest individual score from you with Ella Enchanted, Kayleigh -

0:18:44 > 0:18:46and lowest combined scores so very, very good indeed.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47They're the ones to beat, I'd say.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Anyway, best of luck to all three pairs.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Our category for Round Two this afternoon is...

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:18:56 > 0:18:58who's going to go second and whoever is going first,

0:18:58 > 0:19:00please, step up to the podium.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:19:05 > 0:19:11We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Male tennis Grand Slam singles champions

0:19:20 > 0:19:22whose surnames contain L, T, or A. Richard?

0:19:22 > 0:19:23Yes, simply looking for any man

0:19:23 > 0:19:26who has won one of the singles titles at a Grand Slam tournament.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29That's the French Open, Australian Open, US Open and Wimbledon,

0:19:29 > 0:19:31whose surname contains one of those three letters, please.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35That's in the Open era, so from 1968 through to Wimbledon 2016.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Thank you very much indeed.

0:19:37 > 0:19:42- Now, Ellie.- I don't know any tennis players apart from the obvious.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46So I think I'm going to have to make up an answer.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Roger Thompson.- Roger Thompson.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Let's see how many of our 100 people said Roger Thompson.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00No, sorry, not Roger Thompson, I'm afraid.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02An incorrect answer, there.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03100 points.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Yeah, I mean, he's been in so many finals, Roger Thompson!

0:20:06 > 0:20:11It's extraordinary but you know why he's not the right answer?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13He doesn't actually spell it with a T.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Oh!- No, he spells it with a ph.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21So, we would say Phompson but it's actually,

0:20:21 > 0:20:23he pronounces it Thompson, but it's not how it's written.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Yeah. Now, Billy?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I'm going to go for Pete Sampras.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Pete Sampras. Billy says Pete Sampras.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33How many of our 100 people agree with Billy?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Look at that, 23 for Pete Sampras.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Well played, Billy.

0:20:46 > 0:20:4714 Grand Slams for Sampras.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Won all of them apart from the French.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Thanks very much, Richard.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Kayleigh? - I watch Wimbledon all the time

0:20:54 > 0:20:56so I'm probably going to kick myself

0:20:56 > 0:20:59for not getting anything more obscure, but, um...

0:20:59 > 0:21:02I'm going to have to go for quite an obvious one and say Novak Djokovic.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Novak Djokovic, says Kayleigh.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Yes.- Oh!

0:21:12 > 0:21:16Yes, he is spelling it very much Djokovic, isn't he, there?

0:21:16 > 0:21:19I'm afraid that scores you 100 points.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22This catches people out time after time after time.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24It caught me out. As soon as you said it, I thought,

0:21:24 > 0:21:26I looked down to seen how many points Djokovic scored

0:21:26 > 0:21:28and then realises he doesn't have an L, T or an A in his name.

0:21:28 > 0:21:33- I thought it was Djok-A-vic. - Oh, it's Djok-O-vic I'm afraid.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35- It does sound like Djok-a-vic. - Djok-a-vic.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Djok-o-vic. Well, thank you very much.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Only two scores between the three pairs.

0:21:43 > 0:21:4723, very much the best score there, Billy and Simon, well done.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Then 100 is where we find Kayleigh and David, and Ellie and Flo.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52So, Flo and David,

0:21:52 > 0:21:55I would say it's between the pair of you to see who stays and who leaves

0:21:55 > 0:21:56at the end of this round. Best of luck.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58We're going to go back down the line now.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Can the second players, please, step up to the podium?

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Now then, David, there you are, joint high-scorers on 100.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Is tennis something dear to your heart?

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Not in the slightest.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Right. To the extent you have to make up a name

0:22:13 > 0:22:16or to the extent where you have to go for an obvious name?

0:22:16 > 0:22:18I'll either have to make up a name

0:22:18 > 0:22:22or just hope that Andy Murray has L, T or A in his surname.

0:22:22 > 0:22:27Let's see. How many of our 100 people said Andy Murray.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30Yeah, he's got an A.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34He's got an A. Look at that, 52 for Andy Murray.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Well done!- That takes your total up to 152.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41So sneaky of Andy Murray to have that A in his surname,

0:22:41 > 0:22:44it's just hidden away, you wouldn't know it was there.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46- You would not know it was there. - I know!

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Thank you very much, Richard.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Now then, Simon, the good news is, you're through.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52It doesn't matter what you score,

0:22:52 > 0:22:55you'll never overtake the high score of David and Kayleigh.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57What would you like to go for?

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Because we're through, I'm going to go a bit risky.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03I will go for Marin Cilic.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Marin Cilic. Marin Cilic, says Simon.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08No red line, you're already through.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Let's see how many how far down the column we get with Cilic.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14It's right. That risk paid off.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Look at that! 1!

0:23:21 > 0:23:231, Simon, taking your total up to 24.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Very well done indeed.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28That's a great answer, Simon.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Well played. Yeah, won the 2014 US Open, Marin Cilic.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Went on to form the Cilic People!

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Thanks very much, Richard.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Now, Flo, we have a contest on our hands here.

0:23:39 > 0:23:4151 or less is what we need from you.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42How good is your tennis?

0:23:42 > 0:23:46I can only think of one other tennis player that hasn't been said yet.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50- OK.- I think there is an A in the name, though,

0:23:50 > 0:23:51so, Rafael Nadal.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Rafael Nadal!

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Rafael Nadal. Here is your red line.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58If you get below this with Nadal, there it is,

0:23:58 > 0:24:00you are into the Head-To-Head.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02How many of our 100 people said Nadal?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Well, Murray scored 52.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09And Nadal gets you through, look at that!

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Down it goes to 27.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13Very well done indeed.

0:24:13 > 0:24:14127 is your total.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Yeah, very nice save there. Very well played.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22In fact his surname is 60% As and Ls so he's really

0:24:22 > 0:24:24packing them in, isn't he? Loads of pointless answers.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26I know people will be shouting answers at the screens.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28I'll take you through some of the lowest scorers.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Three points for Nastase and Krajicek,

0:24:30 > 0:24:32two for Rafter, Stich, Moya and Hewitt,

0:24:32 > 0:24:35One for Thomas Johansson, Petr Korda, del Potro,

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Safin, Chang, Kuerten and Rosewall.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40All of those would have scored you one point.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Let's took a look now at the pointless answers.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45All of these won French Opens.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Next page along.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51We've got Mats Wilander who won seven titles.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52Roscoe Tanner, the American.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55Stan Smith, one of the greatest tennis players of all time.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Won a couple of titles in the Open era.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04You also could have had Costa, Teacher, Orantes,

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Sergo Bruguera and Thomas Muster. Very well done if you said

0:25:06 > 0:25:09any of those, and we've already had the top three answers

0:25:09 > 0:25:11which were Sampras, Nadal and Murray.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Thank you very much indeed, Richard, so at the end of our second round,

0:25:13 > 0:25:16we have to say goodbye, I'm sorry to say, to David and Kayleigh,

0:25:16 > 0:25:18our returning pair.

0:25:18 > 0:25:19Our old friends from the last show.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22This is where we part company - but thank you so much for playing.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24David and Kayleigh, wonderful players.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our Head-To-Head.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Congratulations, Simon and Billy, Flo and Ellie,

0:25:39 > 0:25:42you're now one step closer to the final

0:25:42 > 0:25:45and let's not forget a chance to play for that jackpot

0:25:45 > 0:25:47which currently stands at £9,500.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53It's always lovely when we get to this point

0:25:53 > 0:25:54cos it's the Head-To-Head -

0:25:54 > 0:25:57it's much more relaxed and you can chat before you give your answers.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59It's all lovely if we forget about that huge sum of money

0:25:59 > 0:26:01that's just waiting in the next round.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03The first pair to win two questions will go through

0:26:03 > 0:26:04and play for that jackpot.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Best of luck to both pairs - let's play the Head-To-Head.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Here is your first question, and it concerns...

0:26:18 > 0:26:21- Richard?- We're going to show you five close up pictures now

0:26:21 > 0:26:23of famous landmarks. We want you to tell us the name

0:26:23 > 0:26:26by which that landmark is most commonly known, please.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28I can't wait to see how close they're going to be,

0:26:28 > 0:26:29these close-ups..

0:26:29 > 0:26:32OK, let's reveal our five close-ups, and here they come.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34We have got...

0:26:56 > 0:26:57There we are.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Five close-ups of famous landmarks.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Simon and Billy, you're our low scorers, so you will go first.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Right.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06OK.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09I think D looks a bit more obscure, doesn't it?

0:27:09 > 0:27:10- D, D, D.- D? OK.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13We're going to go for D, the Taj Mahal.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16The Taj Mahal, say Simon and Billy, for D.

0:27:16 > 0:27:20Taj Mahal. Now, Flo and Ellie, talk us through that board.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23We're thinking about C. We can't remember the full name of it.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25We think it's Familia... something...

0:27:25 > 0:27:30Can't quite remember. We think B is the Sydney Opera House.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32- Shall we go for B? I don't know E. - We're going to have to go for B.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Yeah, we'll say B, Sydney Opera House.

0:27:35 > 0:27:36Sydney Opera House for B.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39So, we have Taj Mahal and Sydney Opera House.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Simon and Billy said Taj Mahal,

0:27:41 > 0:27:42let's see if that is right for D.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:27:46 > 0:27:47It is right.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Look at that, 25.

0:27:56 > 0:27:5825 for the Taj Mahal.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Now, Flo and Ellie meanwhile have gone for the Sydney Opera House

0:28:00 > 0:28:02for B. Let's see if that's right.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:28:08 > 0:28:09It's right.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Oh, it wins it for you. Look at that!

0:28:14 > 0:28:15Down to 16 for the Sydney Opera House.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Very well done indeed, Flo and Ellie.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20Not an easy close up to recognise it from, by any means,

0:28:20 > 0:28:22and it means after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25That's a good answer. I didn't get the Sydney Opera House.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Did you? It's a tricky angle, that.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30- Yeah.- A was the Eiffel Tower, a very big scorer.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31Would have scored you 66.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36You were absolutely along the right lines for C, it's in Barcelona.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39- Yeah, it's the Gaudi. - It's the Sagrada Familia.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42- That's it!- It would have scored you 15 points.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44If you can't get the last one, this is what you must do.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47You must look at the television and go like this.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51Got it? The leaning Tower of Pisa.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54That would scored you 18 points.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57Very nice. Thank you very much - so, here comes your second question.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00Well done, Flo and Ellie, you won that one, which means,

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Simon and Billy, the onus is on you to win this next one -

0:29:02 > 0:29:04but they get to answer it first, so, good luck with it.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Our second question today is all about..

0:29:11 > 0:29:13- Of course.- Of course.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15We're going to show you five pairs of words now

0:29:15 > 0:29:16which are the French and German names

0:29:16 > 0:29:18for various types of fish or shellfish.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20Can you tell us the English names for them, please?

0:29:20 > 0:29:25OK, let's reveal our five shellfish and fish in French and German.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27And here they are.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29We have got...

0:29:43 > 0:29:46APPLAUSE Thank you.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50Thank you. Thank you, I'll read those again.

0:30:02 > 0:30:05So, Flo and Ellie.

0:30:10 > 0:30:15OK, we're going to go for the last one with mussels.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17Mussels, say Flo and Ellie.

0:30:17 > 0:30:20Mussels. Now, Simon and Billy, it's over to you.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22Do you want to talk us through that board?

0:30:22 > 0:30:24Well, we'd like to, yeah!

0:30:25 > 0:30:29We're thinking the top one, cos it sounds like tuna fish to me.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34OK, we're going to go with the top one and tuna fish.

0:30:34 > 0:30:37Tuna fish? Yeah. So we have mussel and we have tuna.

0:30:37 > 0:30:39So, Flo and Ellie went for mussel.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Let's see if that's right for la moule.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44Let's see how many of our 100 people said mussel.

0:30:45 > 0:30:46It's right.

0:30:48 > 0:30:5072.

0:30:50 > 0:30:5172 for mussels.

0:30:53 > 0:30:58Meanwhile Simon and Billy have gone for tuna, tuna fish for le thon.

0:30:58 > 0:30:59Let's see if that's right,

0:30:59 > 0:31:01let's see how many of our 100 people said tuna.

0:31:03 > 0:31:06It's right. And it wins you the point.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08By quite a way.

0:31:08 > 0:31:1047.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12Very well done indeed.

0:31:12 > 0:31:15Simon and Billy, that means after two questions, it's 1-1.

0:31:15 > 0:31:16You're back in the game.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18Game on now. It's quite a hard board, isn't it?

0:31:18 > 0:31:21- It is quite hard.- La crevette, you sometimes see on menus.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24- Crayfish, is it? - It's prawn.- Oh, it's prawn.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26So, our 100 did rather well, they scored 22.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31- Le homard, der Hummer? - Lobster.- It is lobster, yeah.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33I wouldn't know that. How do you know that?

0:31:33 > 0:31:3611 points for that. And le cabillaud?

0:31:36 > 0:31:39Cod. That somehow scored seven points,

0:31:39 > 0:31:41so, very well done if you said that.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44OK. So here comes the third question. This is the decider.

0:31:44 > 0:31:45This will decide who goes through to the final

0:31:45 > 0:31:47and plays for that massive jackpot.

0:31:47 > 0:31:50Best of luck to both pairs. Our third question is all about...

0:31:51 > 0:31:53Presidential Children.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56- Richard.- Going to show you a list of first names, now,

0:31:56 > 0:31:58of children of presidents. Just need you to tell us

0:31:58 > 0:32:01which president they were children of, please.

0:32:01 > 0:32:02Best of luck, both teams.

0:32:02 > 0:32:03Thank you very much indeed.

0:32:03 > 0:32:07OK, let's reveal our presidential children, and here they are.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27I'll read those all again.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43So, Simon and Billy, it's over to you.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45Quite tough, but...

0:32:46 > 0:32:47..we'll go for...

0:32:49 > 0:32:53..Chelsea, is the daughter of Bill Clinton?

0:32:53 > 0:32:56Bill Clinton, say Simon and Billy. Bill Clinton.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59Now, then. Flo and Ellie, over to you,

0:32:59 > 0:33:01talk us through that board if you like.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Well, I'm only certain on one.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Malia and Sasha I think is Barack Obama's children...

0:33:06 > 0:33:08but we don't know whether

0:33:08 > 0:33:10to sort of go for a bit of a guess of one, or...

0:33:10 > 0:33:12When was Roosevelt?

0:33:12 > 0:33:14- I don't know.- I don't know either!

0:33:14 > 0:33:16- Shall we just go for it?- Yeah.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19OK. Margaret, Jessie and Eleanor, we're going for...

0:33:19 > 0:33:21- Is it Theodore?- Well, there's two.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23There's FDR and there's Theodore.

0:33:23 > 0:33:24Theodore Roosevelt.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Theodore Roosevelt, say Flo and Ellie.

0:33:27 > 0:33:28Theodore Roosevelt.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30So we have Bill Clinton, and we have Theodore Roosevelt.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33Simon and Billy went for Bill Clinton for Chelsea,

0:33:33 > 0:33:36let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39It is right.

0:33:40 > 0:33:4178.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48Meanwhile Flo and Ellie have gone for Theodore Roosevelt

0:33:48 > 0:33:51for Margaret, Jessie and Eleanor. Let's see if that's right,

0:33:51 > 0:33:53let's see how many people said it if it is.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58No! Bad luck.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00I'm afraid an incorrect answer, which means, Simon and Billy,

0:34:00 > 0:34:03after three questions you are through to the final 2-1.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05Yeah. Very, very well played.

0:34:05 > 0:34:07Yeah, Chelsea Clinton, very big score of 78.

0:34:07 > 0:34:11Malia and Sasha, which of course you know, is Barack Obama.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14- Would have scored you 43 points. - Oh!

0:34:15 > 0:34:1743 points would have seen you through.

0:34:17 > 0:34:19Now, let's fill in the rest of these.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21Mary Margaret became famous later in life

0:34:21 > 0:34:24as an author and radio and TV host, as Margaret Truman.

0:34:24 > 0:34:25Harry S Truman was her father.

0:34:25 > 0:34:26Would have scored you five.

0:34:26 > 0:34:29Bird and Baines you can work out, cos Baines is the middle name of...

0:34:29 > 0:34:31- Lyndon B Johnson. - Yeah. Lyndon B Johnson.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33Would have scored you ten points.

0:34:33 > 0:34:36This is a tough one, very well done if you got this, anyone.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38Woodrow Wilson is the answer there.

0:34:38 > 0:34:42And that was a pointless answer, so terrific work if you got that.

0:34:42 > 0:34:43Thank you very much indeed.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46So the pair leaving us at the end of the Head-To-Head Round,

0:34:46 > 0:34:47I'm afraid it's Flo and Ellie.

0:34:47 > 0:34:50Slightly annoying, isn't it, knowing that you could have done it

0:34:50 > 0:34:51on the Barack Obama answer, there -

0:34:51 > 0:34:53but never mind, we'll see you again next time.

0:34:53 > 0:34:56We'll look forward to that very much. Meantime thanks so much,

0:34:56 > 0:34:57- Flo and Ellie.- Thank you!

0:34:59 > 0:35:02But for Simon and Billy, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08Congratulations, Simon and Billy.

0:35:08 > 0:35:09You've seen off the competition,

0:35:09 > 0:35:12and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:35:20 > 0:35:25and at the end of today's show the jackpot is standing at £9,500.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32Wow! Well, I mean, you made quick work of that.

0:35:32 > 0:35:34Quick work of that. I mean, obviously by the time people

0:35:34 > 0:35:37watch this it will all have been edited together,

0:35:37 > 0:35:39what the viewers at home won't realise is

0:35:39 > 0:35:41you've actually been called out three times during this show.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44You've been off to fight fires all over London.

0:35:44 > 0:35:47But what would you love to see come up on that board?

0:35:47 > 0:35:49- Simon.- Music, films, sport.

0:35:51 > 0:35:52OK. OK.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55- Billy?- Anything that Simon knows, ideally.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58- OK.- Maybe food...

0:35:58 > 0:36:00- OK.- ..I'm not too bad at.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02All right. Well, listen, very, very best of luck.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04I don't need to remind you what's at stake here.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07Let's see what today's choices look like,

0:36:07 > 0:36:10and let's hope there's something you don't mind up here, we've got...

0:36:18 > 0:36:21What about Phil Collins, do you know anything about that?

0:36:21 > 0:36:24- Him?- No. But I don't know anything about the others either, so...!

0:36:24 > 0:36:27Scripted reality television, it's stuff like...

0:36:27 > 0:36:29It's Made in Chelsea and all that rubbish, innit?

0:36:29 > 0:36:31- Do you watch it?- No.

0:36:31 > 0:36:32- Do you watch it?- A bit.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35All right, OK, then. Cool.

0:36:35 > 0:36:36That's as close as anyone gets

0:36:36 > 0:36:38to admitting they watch TOWIE, isn't it?

0:36:38 > 0:36:40Erm...

0:36:40 > 0:36:43OK. We're going to go for Scripted Reality Television.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45Scripted Reality Television it is.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47- Richard?- OK, gents, very best of luck,

0:36:47 > 0:36:50What a way to win £9,500 this would be.

0:36:50 > 0:36:53We're looking for any cast member in the first episode

0:36:53 > 0:36:56of the first series of any of these three shows, please.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59So full name of anyone who appeared in the first episode

0:36:59 > 0:37:03of Made In Chelsea, who appeared in the first episode of Geordie Shore,

0:37:03 > 0:37:06or who appeared in the first episode of The Only Way Is Essex.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09So, the full name, please, of anyone in episode one,

0:37:09 > 0:37:11series one of any of those three shows,

0:37:11 > 0:37:13and we all wish you the very best of luck.

0:37:13 > 0:37:14Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16As always you've got up to one minute

0:37:16 > 0:37:19to come up with three answers, and all you need to win that jackpot

0:37:19 > 0:37:21is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:37:21 > 0:37:22Are you ready?

0:37:22 > 0:37:23- Yup.- Yeah!- OK.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock...

0:37:25 > 0:37:27There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Well, first, I don't know nobody in Made In Chelsea.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32- Nor me. Scrap that. - Right. Geordie Shore...?

0:37:32 > 0:37:34I know... Is it Charlotte Crosby?

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Is it Gaz...

0:37:37 > 0:37:40Gaz...Beadle?

0:37:40 > 0:37:42I think he was in it. Erm...

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Do you want me to tell you what I know from the bottom one?

0:37:44 > 0:37:47- Go on, then.- Gemma Collins...- Yeah, not her.- Obviously Joey Essex.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50- Right.- Is there one called Arg, or has he got a second name?

0:37:50 > 0:37:52Yeah, I don't know what his first name is.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54That's his name, innit?

0:37:54 > 0:37:55- Arg.- Oh, is it? I don't know.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57OK, you've got Jessica Wright...

0:37:57 > 0:38:00What's... Chloe something?

0:38:00 > 0:38:01Chloe...

0:38:01 > 0:38:03Sims? Chloe Sims?

0:38:03 > 0:38:04It's not Tims, is it? Chloe Sims?

0:38:04 > 0:38:06I don't know. Chloe Sims could be one.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09Who's the girl who was on, erm...

0:38:09 > 0:38:11the jungle?

0:38:11 > 0:38:13Amy. Amy Childs?

0:38:13 > 0:38:14- Mm-hm.- She's Essex, isn't she?

0:38:14 > 0:38:16- Is she?- I think she's Essex, yeah.

0:38:16 > 0:38:20- Ten seconds left.- So I think we should go Gaz...

0:38:20 > 0:38:21- Beadle.- Mm-hm.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23- Charlotte Crosby?- OK.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25The Chloe one's going to kill me.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27- Amy Childs is right, isn't it?- OK.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30That is your minute up, let's have your three answers -

0:38:30 > 0:38:32and if you could say which category you're answering in each case,

0:38:32 > 0:38:33that would be great.

0:38:33 > 0:38:37OK. So, from Geordie Shore, Charlotte Crosby...

0:38:37 > 0:38:39Charlotte Crosby.

0:38:39 > 0:38:42- ..Gaz Beadle.- Gaz Beadle.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45and from The Only Way Is Essex, Chloe Sims.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47- Chloe...?- Sims?

0:38:47 > 0:38:49- Chloe Sims. - OK. Now, of those three,

0:38:49 > 0:38:52which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:52 > 0:38:54I think, if it's right, Chloe Sims.

0:38:54 > 0:38:57Chloe Sims goes last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:38:57 > 0:39:01- Charlotte Crosby?- Don't look at me! - Charlotte Crosby.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03We'll put Charlotte Crosby first.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06OK, well, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order, then.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09And here they are. We have got Charlotte Crosby,

0:39:09 > 0:39:12we've got Gaz Beadle and we've got Chloe Sims.

0:39:12 > 0:39:13Well, very, very best of luck.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16Three good answers on the board. let's hope they're all right.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18Let's hope one of those will be pointless

0:39:18 > 0:39:22and will win you that jackpot of £9,500.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25Simon, what would you do with your share of that if you won?

0:39:25 > 0:39:26Erm...

0:39:26 > 0:39:29With the majority of the share...

0:39:29 > 0:39:32I would probably take my two kids...probably to New York,

0:39:32 > 0:39:34cos my daughter's big into her drama and her dance

0:39:34 > 0:39:36and she's always wanted to have a look at Broadway.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39- Very good indeed. - And the rest, I'll just waste it.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Perfect. Billy, how about you?

0:39:41 > 0:39:45Yeah. After the drinks for the watch,

0:39:45 > 0:39:47probably a holiday.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49Go to the US again.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51Very nice indeed. OK, well, very best of luck.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53Simon and Billy, three answers on the board,

0:39:53 > 0:39:55let's hope at least one of those is pointless

0:39:55 > 0:39:57and wins that jackpot for you. Your first answer was Charlotte Crosby,

0:39:57 > 0:40:00In this case we were looking for cast members

0:40:00 > 0:40:02of the first episode of Geordie Shore...

0:40:02 > 0:40:06If Charlotte Crosby is pointless, you will win £9,500.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09How many of our 100 people said Charlotte Crosby, for Geordie Shore?

0:40:11 > 0:40:13It's right.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16All it has to be now is pointless and you leave here with £9,500.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19Charlotte Crosby takes us down through the 30s.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21Into the teens...

0:40:21 > 0:40:22and we are still...

0:40:22 > 0:40:24Oh! Not quite single figures.

0:40:24 > 0:40:2611.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28Not bad for a first answer.

0:40:28 > 0:40:2911 for Charlotte Crosby.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32Let's move on to your next answer, Gaz Beadle -

0:40:32 > 0:40:33again we're looking for cast members

0:40:33 > 0:40:36from the first episode of Geordie Shore.

0:40:36 > 0:40:40If Gaz Beadle's pointless, he will win you £9,500.

0:40:40 > 0:40:41How many of our 100 people said it?

0:40:41 > 0:40:43Gaz Beadle.

0:40:45 > 0:40:46It's also correct.

0:40:46 > 0:40:49Charlotte Crosby took us all the way down to 11...

0:40:49 > 0:40:52Gaz Beadle now takes us down through the 30s...

0:40:53 > 0:40:54..and through the teens.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56We are into single figures...

0:40:56 > 0:40:58Ooh! 8. 8 for Gaz Beadle.

0:41:01 > 0:41:04We're down into single figures territory here,

0:41:04 > 0:41:06which is very exciting indeed.

0:41:06 > 0:41:09One more shot at today's jackpot, £9,500 -

0:41:09 > 0:41:11and you're putting it all on Chloe Sims.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13In this case we're looking for cast members

0:41:13 > 0:41:15from the first episode of The Only Way Is Essex.

0:41:15 > 0:41:18Chloe Sims has to be pointless for you to win, though.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21Let's find out. For £9,500, how many people said Chloe Sims?

0:41:28 > 0:41:29Oh! Bad luck!

0:41:30 > 0:41:32Two good answers there.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36We'll discover why Chloe Sims was wrong,

0:41:36 > 0:41:38but I'm afraid you didn't manage to find

0:41:38 > 0:41:40that all-important pointless answer,

0:41:40 > 0:41:42so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £9,500.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44That will now roll over onto the next show.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47But what a strong performance right the way through the show.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Very, very, good indeed.

0:41:49 > 0:41:52And you get a Pointless trophy each to take home in recognition of that.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54So, very well done, Simon and Billy.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Unlucky, gents, that is unlucky.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01I'd have loved to see you going back to your station

0:42:01 > 0:42:05telling them you won £9,500 cos you knew people who were on TOWIE!

0:42:05 > 0:42:08But, yeah, Chloe Sims was from series two onwards of TOWIE,

0:42:08 > 0:42:10not in that first episode in the first series.

0:42:10 > 0:42:11That's unlucky.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13We'll take you through some of the pointless answers -

0:42:13 > 0:42:16we'll start with Made In Chelsea. You could have had...

0:42:19 > 0:42:22Amber Atherton, Fredrik Ferrier, Funda Onal,

0:42:22 > 0:42:25Gabriella Ellis, Gabriella Tristao or Jackson Kai.

0:42:25 > 0:42:28Well done if you said any of those at home.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31Geordie Shore now. Five pointless answers here...

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Also could have had Dan Senior.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39And The Only Way Is Essex, first episode...

0:42:44 > 0:42:47Big Ben Smith, Julie Lloyd, Lauren Lindsay, Matthew Haynes,

0:42:47 > 0:42:49Michael Wood or Sade Ibrahim.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51Very well done if you said any of those at home.

0:42:51 > 0:42:53And what a great performance, gents, in the studio.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55Sorry you didn't walk away with the money.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57Thanks very much indeed, Richard, and thanks very much,

0:42:57 > 0:43:00Simon and Billy, it's been wonderful having you here.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02Sadly, though, they didn't win our jackpot today,

0:43:02 > 0:43:05which means it rolls over onto the next show when we'll be playing for

0:43:05 > 0:43:07£10,500.

0:43:09 > 0:43:11Join us then to see if someone can win it.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.