Episode 48

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0:00:20 > 0:00:23Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome

0:00:23 > 0:00:26to Pointless, the show where we are always striving to find the most

0:00:26 > 0:00:29obscure answers. Let's meet today's players.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35And couple number one.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hi, I'm Gary and this is my Pointless friend Duncan,

0:00:38 > 0:00:42and we're both from Dunblane in Scotland where we are both church

0:00:42 > 0:00:45ministers and also football team chaplains.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Couple number two.- Hello,

0:00:48 > 0:00:51my name is Nick and I'm from Horsham in West Sussex and this is

0:00:51 > 0:00:54my lovely daughter, Amy, from Worcester Park in Surrey.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Couple number three.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hi, I'm Emma, this is my mum, Alison,

0:00:57 > 0:00:58and we're from Milton Keynes.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Couple number four.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Hi, I'm Henry, this is my friend Dougie, we're both from Leeds.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04These are today's contestants.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Thank you very much, all of you. A very warm welcome to Pointless.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Lovely to have you all here. We'll get a chance to chat to each of you

0:01:11 > 0:01:12throughout the show as it goes along

0:01:12 > 0:01:14so that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Dapper as a rapper, taller than a baller, quicker than a vicar.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20It needs more work, that one, I think. It's my Pointless friend,

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- it's Richard.- Hiya!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Hi, everybody. Hiya.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Good day to you.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29- Good day.- The last show, we've got to talk about,

0:01:29 > 0:01:31one of the great Pointlesses of all time, I would say.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Nick and Amy were in it and there was four terrific pairs

0:01:34 > 0:01:36in that last show, weren't there? All super-bright.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41Tom and John got through to the final and walked away with £10,500.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Mm!- Two pointless answers.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Tom said if he won the jackpot,

0:01:45 > 0:01:48he was going to spend some of it on a funeral plan for his dad, John.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52John...didn't look perturbed, John looked quite happy about that.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56John said he was getting so old, he was just going to blow his.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57But a great show, a terrific show.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Nick and Amy, the only returning pair, got knocked out in Round Two,

0:02:00 > 0:02:02so we welcome a new group,

0:02:02 > 0:02:05we welcome a much more slimline jackpot.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07There we are, thank you. So, yes,

0:02:07 > 0:02:09that's a very longwinded way of saying, yes,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Tom and John did in fact win the jackpot last time.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14I know, isn't it exciting, Nick?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Therefore today's jackpot starts off beautifully at £1,000.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Look at that! Ah!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21It's sweet, isn't it?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Cute.- Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Remember, the pair with the highest score

0:02:31 > 0:02:33at the end of each round will be eliminated.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35That's it, that's all you have to remember.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Apart from all the stuff we're going to ask you, but we'll come to that.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category today is...

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:02:45 > 0:02:48who's going to go second and whoever is going first,

0:02:48 > 0:02:49please step up to the podium.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55OK, and the question concerns...

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Richard?- Yes, on each board,

0:03:02 > 0:03:05we'll show you the surnames of various bands as they were when

0:03:05 > 0:03:07they had their first UK top ten single.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09We just need you to tell us what the bands were, please.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Seven on the first board, seven on the second. 14 bands in all

0:03:12 > 0:03:13to have a go at at home.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15OK, can you recognise these bands by their surnames

0:03:15 > 0:03:17and here is our first board of seven.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42I'm going to read those all one last time.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58There we are. Duncan, a warm welcome to Pointless.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Great to have you from Dunblane.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04We heard, one of the things Gary mentioned in the intro

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- was that you are a minister? - Correct.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09How long have you been a minister?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Um...35 years.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Goodness me! And what church are you a minister in?

0:04:14 > 0:04:15It's an independent church

0:04:15 > 0:04:18and it's called Dunblane Christian Fellowship.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Very good indeed. What are your interests?

0:04:20 > 0:04:24I just love football. My son used to play football and as you heard,

0:04:24 > 0:04:27I'm a sports chaplain for Stirling Albion.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Now that's exciting. Along with Gary?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Yes.- Same team, same club?- No.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- No?- Different.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh, do your clubs ever clash?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38We might this season, we might this season,

0:04:38 > 0:04:40- yes.- Dear, oh dear.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Well, Duncan, anyway, let's not dwell on that too much.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Here we have all these bands only by surname.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50How many of those do you think you know?

0:04:50 > 0:04:51This is my best topic.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Not! I know two, I think,

0:04:54 > 0:04:58but I'm going to have to go for the bottom one,

0:04:58 > 0:04:59the Rolling Stones.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01The Rolling Stones, says Duncan for the bottom one.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Let's see how many of our 100 people said The Rolling Stones.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08- It is The Rolling Stones.- Hey!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10It does score 88!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13There we are. It gets us off to a rollicking start there, Duncan.

0:05:13 > 0:05:1488 for The Rolling Stones.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Yeah, Not Fade Away was their first UK top ten single,

0:05:17 > 0:05:19previously a Buddy Holly track.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21The first track played on Radio Caroline.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Not Fade Away by the Stones.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- That's nice.- Yeah.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Nick, welcome back.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Thank you.- What a story of ups and downs it was last time.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Nick and Amy were our absolute champions in Round One.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36The two lowest scores by quite a long way.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Then the two highest scores by quite a long way in the second round,

0:05:39 > 0:05:42which was extraordinary. It was a words round.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44I thought you were going to walk it.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Nick, remind us what you do.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47I'm a management consultant.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50A management consultant. And your interests, Nick, are?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52I'm into spinning now.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56Allotment. I have a very exciting allotment with lots of exciting

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- vegetables in.- What is the most exciting of the exciting vegetables?

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Probably potatoes, because you do nothing except wait for them

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- to grow. - Then eat them, they're delicious!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- They are very good.- Nothing better than a fresh spud.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08How many different types of potato do you have?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Lots, but blight is a, well, a blight.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Isn't it, though? Isn't it?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Now, Nick, what would you like to go for on our board?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I think I know two or three of them.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19I suppose after last time, I've got to take a risk,

0:06:19 > 0:06:23so I'm pretty sure that Stefani and co

0:06:23 > 0:06:24is No Doubt.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25No Doubt, says Nick.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Let's see how many of our 100 people said No Doubt.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32It is No Doubt.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38There we are, 20.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Good going, Nick.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Yeah, their first UK top-ten single was a number one,

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Don't Speak, which was written about the break-up of Stefani and Kanal's

0:06:49 > 0:06:52relationship. But they were still happy to be in the band.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Now then, Alison, welcome to Pointless.- Hello.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Lovely to have you here from Milton Keynes.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59- Yep.- What do you do, Alison?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01I work with older people in their homes,

0:07:01 > 0:07:03supporting them to be independent.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Very good. How long have you done that for?

0:07:05 > 0:07:09I've been working with older people since I was about 16 or 17,

0:07:09 > 0:07:11but I've been doing this actual job for about three years.

0:07:11 > 0:07:16OK, very good. Are you always with the same people all the time?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Different people. When they come out of hospital, we help them.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20You get to build up nice relationships?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Yes.- That's good.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23What are your interests, Alison?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Um, crafting. I'm always making something.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Crochet, knitting.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Dance, ballroom dancing.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Very good indeed. Now, Alison, what about these bands?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39How confident are you of this board?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Well, they've just taken my answer! - That's annoying!

0:07:41 > 0:07:45So, I think I'll have to go for the third one - Coyle, Harding, Roberts,

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Tweedy and Walsh - Girls Aloud.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Girls Aloud, says Alison.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Girls Aloud.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00There you go, 45.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Not bad. 45 for Girls Aloud.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Yeah, their first single, Sounds Of The Underground,

0:08:05 > 0:08:07was Christmas number one, which was good going.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Tweedy there, of course, is Cheryl Cole.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Now then, Dougie.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Yes.- Good to have you, from Leeds?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Yes.- What do you do in Leeds, Dougie?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Actually, I'm a student in Birmingham at the moment,

0:08:18 > 0:08:20but I'm originally from Leeds.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Oh, I see, and what stage are you at at Birmingham?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24I'm in my final year doing philosophy.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Very good. Have you enjoyed it?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28I've enjoyed most of it, yeah.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Most of it? Philosophical answer.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32What are your interests, Dougie?

0:08:32 > 0:08:36My interests are sport, mainly. I like watching football, I play

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- cricket and some other sports as well.- Very good.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Mostly those two.- Good stuff.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Now, Dougie, this board is all yours.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44This is your time to shine.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Do you want to go through all these bands and fill in our names?

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Well, the top one is The Who, but that's probably too obvious.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55The only other one on there I think I will have a guess at from the name

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Yorke, and I'll guess at that being Radiohead.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- And that's the answer you're going to go for?- Yeah.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Radiohead for the Greenwood, Greenwood.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Let's see how many of our 100 people said Radiohead.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10It is Radiohead.

0:09:14 > 0:09:1520.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Very good indeed.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Our joint low scorers there, Dougie, well done.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Yeah, well played, Dougie.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Well worked out, as well. You were right about The Who as well.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27In fact, the most famous live album virtually of all time is The Who Live at Leeds,

0:09:27 > 0:09:29which I think was at Leeds Uni, might have been Leeds Poly,

0:09:29 > 0:09:31though, certainly one of the two.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33But The Who would have been a bigger scorer,

0:09:33 > 0:09:35that would have scored you 68.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Now, Hoffs might give you a clue to this next one down.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Susannah Hoffs, from The Bangles.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42The Bangles is the answer there.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Best answer on the board, nine points.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45And Cook, Jones, Rotten, Vicious...

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Sex Pistols.- The Sex Pistols, yeah, and that would have scored you 58.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53So, halfway through the round, let's have a look at those scores.

0:09:53 > 0:09:5520 is the lowest score and Dougie,

0:09:55 > 0:09:57you scored 20 and Nick, you scored 20,

0:09:57 > 0:09:59so very good. Dougie and Henry,

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Nick and Amy all looking pretty strong at this point.

0:10:01 > 0:10:0345 is where we find Alison and Emma...

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Oh, Duncan and Gary, 88!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Gary, you have lots of time to look at the next board,

0:10:08 > 0:10:10so find a nice low-scoring answer there and maybe it'll be enough

0:10:10 > 0:10:12to keep you in the game. Good luck with that.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14We'll come back down the line, now -

0:10:14 > 0:10:16could the second players please step up to the podium?

0:10:18 > 0:10:22OK, let's put seven more sets of surnames up on the board and here they are.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52I'll read those all again.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05That's a drum break, isn't it?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11There we are, Henry, welcome to Pointless.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- It is good to have you here, from Leeds.- Thank you.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Yeah, like Dougie, I'm also at university, I'm in Winchester.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18I see, how is Winchester going?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Really, really good, actually, yeah.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Is it a nice place, Winchester? - Yes, wonderful place.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24- What do you study?- Ancient classical and medieval studies.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26- You're also in your third year? - Yeah.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Very good. Is this your last year there?

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Yeah.- Do you know what you might do when you leave?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35I've been thinking of applying to the civil service,

0:11:35 > 0:11:37but that's kind of it, really.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39OK. Maybe take a break, maybe have a year off.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Yeah.- That would be nice.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45Now, Henry, you're on 20. 88 is our highest score here on podium one,

0:11:45 > 0:11:46which gives you quite a nice margin.

0:11:46 > 0:11:4967 or less keeps you in the game.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51The only one I can have a guess at is the top one,

0:11:51 > 0:11:54because they sound Scandinavian, so I'm going to guess ABBA.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56ABBA, says Henry.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Let's see what happens, Gary and Duncan. You get below that red line

0:12:00 > 0:12:02with ABBA, you are through to the next round.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Let's see how many of our 100 people said ABBA.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08It's right.

0:12:10 > 0:12:1268!

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Is what you score.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Well, Gary and Duncan need a pointless answer to beat you

0:12:18 > 0:12:19or to draw with you, I should say.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21So, we'll see what happens.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23You might have done enough, then.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Yeah, the ABBA Museum was one of the top three museums in Sweden,

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- according to Trip Advisor. - Goodness gracious me.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32I'm guessing that is just, sort of, clothing?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- It's all sorts of things.- Pianos.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Interactive experiences. - A couple of sequins.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- From a tour.- They probably play ABBA music.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Wonderful. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Emma, welcome to Pointless.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Lovely to have you here. And what do you do?

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I volunteer at a disability charity,

0:12:47 > 0:12:49providing information and support

0:12:49 > 0:12:51to people living in MK.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53MK, I like that.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55It's like NYC.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57- NYC, MK.- In many ways.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58LAUGHTER

0:12:58 > 0:13:01- So many ways. - So good, they named it once.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04In a roundabout kind of a way(!)

0:13:04 > 0:13:05- Ooh!- That's fun!

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Oh, Lordy!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11And what are your interests, Emma?

0:13:11 > 0:13:14I do a lot of quizzing, which is kind of why I'm here.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17And also,

0:13:17 > 0:13:20watch a lot of pro wrestling and I've just got back into archery.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24Wonderful. Emma, now, how are you liking this board?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26The highest scorers are both on 88,

0:13:26 > 0:13:28so ideally you'd score 42 or less.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31I don't think that's going to be too much of a challenge for you.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Going from the first name and the date, I'll go Flowers, Keuning,

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Stoermer, Vannucci as The Killers.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39The Killers. The Killers, says Emma.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Now, here is your red line. If you get below that with The Killers,

0:13:42 > 0:13:45you are through to the next round. How many people said The Killers?

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Very well done indeed.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Down it goes to 12. That is a great answer.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Happens to be our lowest score of the round so far.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01That takes your total up to 57.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05Well played, Emma. Great band, great answer as well. I will reveal where

0:14:05 > 0:14:08they got their name from at the end of this round as well.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Oh! Keep watching!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12- That's exciting!- Well...- Good.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13- It's not that exciting.- Isn't it?

0:14:13 > 0:14:15- No.- Stop watching!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Watch the same way you would have done previously.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Keep watching as you were, without...

0:14:21 > 0:14:23If you were about to switch off, still do,

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- if you weren't, I would say, keep watching.- OK.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27- Amy.- Hello!

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Amy, welcome back.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Remind us of what you do.- So I work in HR for a global company.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34A global company.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36- Yes.- That's... Hm!

0:14:37 > 0:14:39- Sounds impressive!- It does, what does it do in the globe?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41On the globe. Around it.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Lots of very exciting brands that we sell,

0:14:43 > 0:14:47so ice cream to washing powder to a savoury spread

0:14:47 > 0:14:49that I won't mention the name of.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52Wow!

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I can't even talk about it without my mouth watering!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58There we go. Anyway. Sorry!

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Where was I? Where was I?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Bands. Are you happy with bands?

0:15:02 > 0:15:05I think so, yeah. I was going to say The Killers.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07But I think I know a few of the others,

0:15:07 > 0:15:10so I'm just trying to work out which will be the lowest.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16I will go for Knowles, Rowland, Luckett, Roberson.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Destiny's Child.- Destiny's Child, says Amy.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Here is your red line. Quite nice and high.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Get below that with Destiny's Child, you are into Round Two.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Good enough.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Better than good enough.

0:15:33 > 0:15:3628, takes your total up to 48.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Which is our lowest total of the round.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Yes, very well played. Of course, Beyonce Knowles and Kelly Rowland

0:15:43 > 0:15:46we all know, and then there's Letoya Luckett and Latavia Roberson.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Lovely names. There we are.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Thank you very much indeed.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Now, then, Gary. Welcome.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Thank you.- Welcome to Pointless. - And goodbye.- And, well...!

0:15:56 > 0:15:57LAUGHTER

0:15:58 > 0:15:59I mean, you never know.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01There may be a Pointless answer on that board.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Yes.- Anyway, Gary, you are a minister.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Yes.- And do you... So what football team are you a...?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09It's the University of Stirling

0:16:09 > 0:16:13football team, they play in the Scottish Lowland league.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16I see. And how many matches do you go to?

0:16:16 > 0:16:19I try and go to all the home games, and a few away ones.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22- I was in...- Is there a short prayer in the, in the changing room?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24No, no. It doesn't work like that, no.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Oh.- If it did, we'd be in the Champions League, wouldn't we?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Yeah, yeah.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Nicely put. Now then, Gary, what would you like to go for?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Do you want to talk us through the board? There's a chance at least,

0:16:34 > 0:16:37at least before we say goodbye, should that happen...

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- A coincidence.- It's a...!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41It's a chance for you to dazzle us.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Yes, I will talk you through this board, of course I will. Yeah.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I don't know the top two ones at all, I knew The Killers.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Didn't know Destiny's Child at all.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50The next one is Spandau Ballet,

0:16:50 > 0:16:52I'm going to have to go for that,

0:16:52 > 0:16:54the last one's that One Direction rubbish, so...

0:16:55 > 0:16:58I would probably try and guess, but I just don't know.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Do a bit of guessing for fun, and then see which one...

0:17:00 > 0:17:02No, but then I look stupid, don't I?

0:17:02 > 0:17:03No, you won't.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05You may.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07I look stupid already, so, yeah...

0:17:08 > 0:17:11No, it was 1983, I just can't remember who Gilbert,

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Hook, Morris, Sumner are.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17So I'll just have to go for Spandau Ballet.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Hadley, Keeble, Kemp, Kemp and Norman.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Hadley, Keeble, Kemp, Kemp, Norman.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25OK, no red line for you as you are joint high-scorers at this stage.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Let's see how many people said Spandau Ballet.

0:17:34 > 0:17:3654 for Spandau Ballet.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Takes your total up to 142.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43That is One Direction, of course, the wonderful One Direction.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Back in the days when Zayn was in the band.- Yeah.- Yeah, less than...

0:17:46 > 0:17:48- 45?- 45, yes.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50That is surprisingly low.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Gilbert, Hook, Morrison, Sumner, that you were having trouble with.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Now this is where the Killers got their name from.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58They got it from a fictional band in a video by this group.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00- New Order.- New Order. - New Order, yeah.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02- Absolutely right.- And they...

0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Really?- Six points for that.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06- I didn't know that.- Yes.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09They had a band in one of their videos, for Crystal,

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- and they were called The Killers. - Wow.- And...

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Barrett, Mason, Waters, Wright...

0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Pink Floyd.- Pink Floyd.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Would have scored you 22.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Thanks very much indeed. Well, at the end of our first round,

0:18:20 > 0:18:23the pair we have to say goodbye to with their high score of 142, Gary and Duncan. I'm so sorry.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26I'm so sorry. Now, Duncan, I have got to be honest,

0:18:26 > 0:18:28you didn't set Gary up very well...

0:18:28 > 0:18:29- Thanks for saying that!- ..with the 88.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31The 88 was quite a platform for Gary to perform from...

0:18:31 > 0:18:33- It was, yes.- ..in the second pass.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Never mind. We'll see you again next time, where I am quite certain

0:18:35 > 0:18:37you'll do much better, but meantime,

0:18:37 > 0:18:39thank you very much indeed, Gary and Duncan.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40APPLAUSE

0:18:42 > 0:18:45But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Well, here we are, in Round Two.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Oh, Amy and Nick, will you make it beyond Round Two?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57That's the question this time.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Because once again, you are our low combined scorers.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Please can this pattern not emerge again?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06But very well done. Emma.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Our lowest individual scorer in that round,

0:19:08 > 0:19:09so very well done to you. And Henry and Dougie,

0:19:09 > 0:19:11just great to have you here.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Our category for Round Two today is...

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's

0:19:19 > 0:19:22going to go second. Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27OK, let's find out what the question is - here it comes.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:19:36 > 0:19:38..as they could. Chemical elements

0:19:38 > 0:19:41beginning with the letters of the word "atomic". Richard.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Yes, looking for any element on the periodic table

0:19:44 > 0:19:45as of August 2016, please,

0:19:45 > 0:19:47beginning with one of those letters.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Thank you, Richard.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Amy.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51Um...

0:19:51 > 0:19:53I'm going to go for...

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Osmium. O-S-M-I-U-M.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59You don't have to spell it! You're making...

0:19:59 > 0:20:03..you're making a rod for your own back, there! Osmium.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Osmium. - Yeah.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07She knows how to butter you up, doesn't she?

0:20:07 > 0:20:12- Yeah.- Osmium. Now, let's see how many of our 100 people said osmium.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17It's right.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Look at that! Down to three.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Very well done indeed, Amy.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Osmium, a great answer.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Yes, you can tell it was named after me,

0:20:30 > 0:20:33because it's exceptionally dense and very difficult to work with.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Alison. Now, then...

0:20:40 > 0:20:42..what would you like to go for?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44I'm going to go with this one,

0:20:44 > 0:20:46because I think people forget it's a chemical element.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50- Arsenic.- Arsenic, says Alison.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Arsenic. Let's see how many of our 100 people

0:20:52 > 0:20:53forgot it was a chemical element.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02Ooh!

0:21:02 > 0:21:0423. For arsenic.

0:21:04 > 0:21:05Not bad.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Yeah, arsenic is of course famously used as a poison

0:21:10 > 0:21:12- as much as anything.- Yeah.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14I don't know if people still use it as a poison.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Because Agatha Christie did.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19She did. That was very much the peak arsenic time, I think.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Yeah. Peak arsenic.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23There we are. Thank you very much indeed. Now, Dougie.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Well, I watch a lot of darts and I know that

0:21:26 > 0:21:29the metal used for darts is tungsten.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Tungsten.

0:21:31 > 0:21:32So that is what Dougie is going to say.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Let's see how many of our 100 people went for tungsten.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41It's right. Well, 23 is our high score.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Three is our low.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Look at that. Down to eight for tungsten.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Not bad at all, Dougie.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Not bad.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Yes, its name comes from the Swedish words for "heavy stone".

0:21:54 > 0:21:56The Swedish Tungsten Museum

0:21:56 > 0:21:58is the fourth most popular museum in Sweden.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02I'm guessing that is mainly just, sort of, costumes and stuff, isn't it?

0:22:02 > 0:22:06No, there is a lot of heavy stone, a lot of darts.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Couple of sequins. - And some Abba music.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Pretty much.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13And then, you know, herrings on Ryvita for the canteen.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Thank you very much indeed. - Pleasure.- We're halfway through the

0:22:16 > 0:22:18round. Let's take a quick look at those scores. Three, the best score

0:22:18 > 0:22:20of the pass. Amy and Nick, very well done indeed. Then up to eight

0:22:20 > 0:22:24where we find Dougie and Henry. 23 now, Alison and Emma.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26A little bit ahead there.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Emma, you looked quite pleased with this, I think,

0:22:28 > 0:22:31when it came up. So I'm hoping you've got a nice low-scoring answer up your sleeve.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Good luck with that. We'll come back down the line now.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Can the second players please step up to the podium.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40Now, Henry, remember,

0:22:40 > 0:22:44we're looking for any chemical element that begins with

0:22:44 > 0:22:47one of these letters - A, T, O, M, I or C.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48I am not a chemist.

0:22:50 > 0:22:55Fortunately, I am a musician and I know Tom Lehrer's element song.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58And, when I was doing chemistry, I managed to learn the first 40,

0:22:58 > 0:22:59so I should be OK.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03I am going to go with molybdenum.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Molybdenum. OK.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08There's your red line, Henry.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10If you can get below that with molybdenum,

0:23:10 > 0:23:12you're through to the next round.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Looking good, Henry. There we go.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Down to seven. Very well done indeed. Takes your total up to 15.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Well played. You learned the first 40 -

0:23:31 > 0:23:34that's actually atomic number 42,

0:23:34 > 0:23:36so your chemistry is very good, your maths is terrible.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Thank you very much, Richard. Now, then, Emma.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- Yes.- We need a low score here.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47Yeah, I've got one I immediately thought of that I don't know if I'm going to go for,

0:23:47 > 0:23:50cos I don't know if it's technically been added

0:23:50 > 0:23:51to the periodic table yet.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Have you just discovered it?

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Um, so I'll go for another one.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01I'm going to go with Americium.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Americium. Emma's quite good at this, I think.- Mm.

0:24:04 > 0:24:05Yeah. Americium.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09Now, you're the high-scorers, so there's no red line for you,

0:24:09 > 0:24:12but let's see how far down the column we get with Americium.

0:24:14 > 0:24:15It's right.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Down to two!

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Two for Americium takes your total up to 25.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Yes, very well played.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Of course, made famous by the song Is This The Way To Americium.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Thank you very much, Richard. Now, then, Nick.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36What would you like to go for?

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Now, you have a target of 21.

0:24:38 > 0:24:4021 or less is what we want.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Well, I'm hopeless at this, and Amy made me revise.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44So I'm hoping this is right.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Lanydium.- Lanydium?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Yeah, lanydium.- Lanydium.- Yeah.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Amy hasn't pulled a face yet.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Which I think she would have done if that was, if that was wrong.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Lanydium.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Lanydium.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Here is your red line.

0:24:59 > 0:25:03If you get below that with lanydium, you are into the next round.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Let's see what happens when we say lanydium.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10- AUDIENCE:- Oh!

0:25:10 > 0:25:11Oh, Nick.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14Oh...

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Nick!

0:25:16 > 0:25:17That scores 100 points!

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Takes your total up to 103.

0:25:20 > 0:25:21- I'm sorry.- Amy,

0:25:21 > 0:25:24I can't believe you had your dad revising chemical elements

0:25:24 > 0:25:26and not revising the alphabet!

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Oh, yes!

0:25:32 > 0:25:33I wasn't even thinking about that!

0:25:33 > 0:25:35And even if it was the right letter,

0:25:35 > 0:25:38- I am afraid lanydium is not an element.- It's not a thing. - It's not a thing,

0:25:38 > 0:25:41so I don't know what sort of list Amy's given you.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43There's a few Pointless answers out there.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Let's take a look at some of them.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Actinium, which is also a yoghurt.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53You had copernicium, meitnerium.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Fewer pointless answers than normal here, actually.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Tantalum, technetium, terbium...

0:26:00 > 0:26:02And thulium.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06Let's take a look at the top three scorers. The ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Iron would have scored 38.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Carbon, 43.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15And oxygen would have scored you 45.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Well, we are at the end of our second round, and I'm so sorry,

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Nick and Amy, it's happened again!

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Oh, no!

0:26:25 > 0:26:29Best scorers in the first round, worst scorers in the second.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Oh, it's been great having you here. I'm sorry. Far too brief,

0:26:32 > 0:26:35far, far too brief. It's been great, though. Nick and Amy.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36- Thank you.- Thank you.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42But, for our remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48Congratulations, Alison and Emma,

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Dougie and Henry.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52You are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for our

0:26:52 > 0:26:54jackpot which currently stands at

0:26:54 > 0:26:56£1,000.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59But the big news is we're in the head-to-head. We've made it.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Ahh... We can relax a bit now,

0:27:01 > 0:27:03because from here on in you can start playing as a team,

0:27:03 > 0:27:06you can chat before you give your answers, and the first pair in this

0:27:06 > 0:27:10round to win two questions goes through to the final and has a chance to play for the jackpot.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Well, you've seen off our only returning pair,

0:27:12 > 0:27:14so well done for that.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16We've had some really good answers from you, actually.

0:27:16 > 0:27:17Some fantastic low scores.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19So this, I think should be close.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Here is your first question.

0:27:29 > 0:27:30And it concerns...

0:27:34 > 0:27:36- Richard.- I will show you five pictures now of famous gymnasts,

0:27:36 > 0:27:39but can you identify the most obscure of these?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Thanks very much indeed. Let's reveal our five gymnasts,

0:27:41 > 0:27:43and here they come.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45We have got...

0:28:14 > 0:28:16There, five famous gymnasts.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19Alison and Emma, you are our low scorers, so you will go first.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27- WHISPERS:- Max.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29- WHISPERS:- Yeah.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32We're going to go D, Max Whitlock.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Max Whitlock for D.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36OK, Max Whitlock.

0:28:36 > 0:28:37Now, Dougie and Henry,

0:28:37 > 0:28:39do you want to talk us through the rest of that board?

0:28:39 > 0:28:44Well, I know one on that board, and I think I know a second.

0:28:44 > 0:28:45Or we know a second.

0:28:45 > 0:28:49- Yeah, I think we... - E is Beth Tweddle,

0:28:49 > 0:28:52but we think that C is Nadia Comaneci

0:28:52 > 0:28:54and that's what we'd like to go for.

0:28:54 > 0:28:58- Yeah.- Nadia Comaneci is what you are going to say for C.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01So we have Max Whitlock and Nadia Comaneci.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03Alison and Emma have gone for Max Whitlock for D.

0:29:03 > 0:29:04Let's see if that is right,

0:29:04 > 0:29:06let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:29:09 > 0:29:10It is Max Whitlock.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Look at that, 17. Very well done indeed.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19Nicely done, Alison and Emma.

0:29:21 > 0:29:25Dougie and Henry meanwhile have gone for Nadia Comaneci for C.

0:29:25 > 0:29:29Let's see if that is right, let's see how many of our 100 people went for Nadia Comaneci.

0:29:32 > 0:29:33It's right.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37Now then, 17 is what you have to beat.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39Ooh, 21!

0:29:40 > 0:29:42Very well done indeed, Alison and Emma.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44After one question, you are up 1-0.

0:29:44 > 0:29:45Yes, two good answers there.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48Of course Max Whitlock won two golds at Rio.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51And talking about Rio, anyone who watches gymnastics will remember A,

0:29:51 > 0:29:53who absolutely lit the place up,

0:29:53 > 0:29:55four gold medals she won at the Rio Olympics.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Simone Biles, the American gymnast.

0:29:58 > 0:29:59She would have scored 13 points.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01So, a very good answer.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03Pales into insignificance against the seven golds

0:30:03 > 0:30:04that this gentleman won.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06The Russian, Boris Shakhlin.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08Very well done if you said that.

0:30:08 > 0:30:09It's a Pointless answer.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14And E is Beth Tweddle, but she's the biggest scorer

0:30:14 > 0:30:15on the board with 32.

0:30:16 > 0:30:19Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So here comes your second question.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21Dougie and Henry, you need to win this one to stay in the game,

0:30:21 > 0:30:23but you get to answer it first, so that gives you some advantage.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26Good luck. Our second question today is all about...

0:30:29 > 0:30:32- Richard.- Yes, five clues now to religious festivals,

0:30:32 > 0:30:35also going to give you the number of letters in each answer.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37- Very best of luck.- Thank you very much indeed.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40Let's reveal our five clues, and here they are.

0:30:41 > 0:30:43We have got...

0:31:00 > 0:31:01I'll read those all again.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15Dougie and Henry will go first.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19THEY WHISPER

0:31:26 > 0:31:29Um, well, we think that the fourth one is Yom Kippur.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32OK, Yom Kippur, say Dougie and Henry.

0:31:32 > 0:31:37Yom Kippur. Now, then, Alison and Emma, what would you like to go for?

0:31:37 > 0:31:38Do you want to talk us through that board?

0:31:38 > 0:31:43Yeah, I was going to go for Yom Kippur, which is slightly annoying.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46And I should know the first month of the Islamic year,

0:31:46 > 0:31:48but I have completely gone blank on that.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50Hindu festival of lights is Diwali.

0:31:50 > 0:31:53First day of Lent is Ash Wednesday.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56And the four Sundays before Christmas is advent.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58I think we're going to go for Ash Wednesday.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00OK, Ash Wednesday, say Alison and Emma.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02So, we have Yom Kippur and Ash Wednesday.

0:32:02 > 0:32:03Dougie and Henry said Yom Kippur,

0:32:03 > 0:32:05let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:32:08 > 0:32:09It's right.

0:32:14 > 0:32:1624 for Yom Kippur.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22Alison and Emma, meanwhile, have gone for Ash Wednesday.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:32:28 > 0:32:29It's right.

0:32:32 > 0:32:3438 for Ash Wednesday!

0:32:34 > 0:32:36Well done, Dougie and Henry, back in the game.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39That's what we needed. After two questions, it is 1-1.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41Yes, very good head-to-head, everybody.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44The Hindu Festival Of Lights, you are right, is Diwali.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46Would have scored you more points,

0:32:46 > 0:32:47would have scored you 39.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50The bottom one, the Christmas season, is of course Advent,

0:32:50 > 0:32:51would have scored you 45.

0:32:51 > 0:32:55And the first month of the year in the Islamic calendar is Muharram.

0:32:55 > 0:32:59Muharram, and it was a pointless answer, so very well done if you said that at home.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Thank you very much, Richard.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03OK, now here comes your third question.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays for the jackpot.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08Best of luck to both pairs. Our third question is all about...

0:33:11 > 0:33:15- Richard.- Yes, this is the way to split up two very, very strong pairs!

0:33:15 > 0:33:17We're going to show you five titles

0:33:17 > 0:33:19of Shakespeare plays in anagram form.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Can you unscramble them and give us the most obscure answer?

0:33:21 > 0:33:23- Good luck.- Thanks very much.

0:33:23 > 0:33:25Let's reveal our five anagrams, and here they come.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38I'll read them again.

0:33:44 > 0:33:46Alison and Emma will go first.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Right, go on.

0:33:57 > 0:34:01Yes, I had a horrible sinking feeling where I didn't think we knew any of them!

0:34:01 > 0:34:03But they all seem to have come filtering through,

0:34:03 > 0:34:05so I think we're going to go for the top one.

0:34:05 > 0:34:09- Measure For Measure.- Measure For Measure, say Alison and Emma.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12Now then, Dougie and Henry, can you talk us through that board?

0:34:12 > 0:34:14No, we were also struggling.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17- We were struggling, weren't we?- We only know the second and third.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20- Yeah.- And we'll go with the second one.

0:34:20 > 0:34:21- The Tempest.- The Tempest.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23So we have Measure For Measure, and we have The Tempest.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25Well, in the order they were given,

0:34:25 > 0:34:27Alison and Emma said Measure For Measure for the top one.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:34:32 > 0:34:33It's good.

0:34:38 > 0:34:39Down it goes. Look at that!

0:34:39 > 0:34:42Down to three. Well done indeed, Alison and Emma.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48Meanwhile, Dougie and Henry have gone for The Tempest,

0:34:48 > 0:34:51let's see how many of our 100 people said The Tempest.

0:34:58 > 0:34:5942 for the Tempest.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01There we are.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03We have our results, and Alison and Emma, very well done.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05After three questions, you're through to the final, 2-1.

0:35:05 > 0:35:08Yeah, Measure For Measure, best answer on the board.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10Nothing you could have done there, gents. Unlucky.

0:35:10 > 0:35:14Batch Me, I think everyone knows is Macbeth.

0:35:15 > 0:35:16That would have scored you 60.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19Now, the bottom two, the two Js.

0:35:19 > 0:35:21Our Joined Metal, that is a very famous play.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23- Oh!- Romeo and Juliet.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25- Oh, no!- I'm afraid so.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27- Oh, no!- Would have scored 32.

0:35:27 > 0:35:28And Usual Ice Jars?

0:35:28 > 0:35:29Um, hang on.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31Hang on, hang on.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34It's a guy who had a salad named after him.

0:35:34 > 0:35:35Got him. Yeah. Yeah.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37- Julius Caesar.- Yeah, yeah.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39And that would have scored 17.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41Thank you very much indeed. Now we are at the end of our head-to-head

0:35:41 > 0:35:44round, and Dougie and Henry, this is where we say goodbye to you.

0:35:44 > 0:35:45But we'll see you again next time,

0:35:45 > 0:35:48when I'm sure you'll do just as well, maybe even go one step further.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51But in the meantime, thank you very much indeed, Dougie and Henry.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57But, for Alison and Emma, it is now time for our Pointless final.

0:36:02 > 0:36:03Congratulations, Alison and Emma.

0:36:03 > 0:36:07You have seen off all the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:36:16 > 0:36:19and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,000.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22There we are. We're a very tight show.

0:36:22 > 0:36:24Very tight indeed, today.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26So you've done incredibly well, and yeah,

0:36:26 > 0:36:29that was a hard-won head-to-head as well, I have to say.

0:36:29 > 0:36:32It'd be nice to take that jackpot home, though.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34What would you like to see come up in this last round?

0:36:34 > 0:36:36I'd like another Science round,

0:36:36 > 0:36:38but you're probably not going to give us more of that.

0:36:38 > 0:36:39- Film.- Film.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41That would probably be our safest bet.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43- Yeah.- Or pro wrestling!- Well,

0:36:43 > 0:36:46let's find out. The four options are going to appear on the board,

0:36:46 > 0:36:48you just have to select one of those.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51Today's options are...

0:37:00 > 0:37:01Right.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04My football and politics are kind of already a bust.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06'40s cinema...

0:37:06 > 0:37:08I'd be relying on you for '40s cinema.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10Or we could take a shot at the music one.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12Take a shot at the music one.

0:37:12 > 0:37:13- You sure?- Yeah.- Yeah?

0:37:13 > 0:37:16OK, yeah, we'll go for British female solo artists.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18OK, British female solo artists it is.

0:37:18 > 0:37:22OK, very best of luck. We're looking for any track off the following three classic albums, please.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24So any track on the original release of any of the

0:37:24 > 0:37:28following, please. Any track from Kate Bush's The Kick Inside...

0:37:28 > 0:37:32- That's you.- Any track from Back To Black by Amy Winehouse.

0:37:32 > 0:37:36Or any track from Dusty In Memphis by Dusty Springfield.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39So any track from the original release of The Kick Inside, Back To Black,

0:37:39 > 0:37:41or Dusty In Memphis.

0:37:41 > 0:37:42Very, very best of luck.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Thanks very much indeed. Now, as always, you've got

0:37:44 > 0:37:46up to one minute to come up with three answers,

0:37:46 > 0:37:50and all you need to win the jackpot is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:37:50 > 0:37:54- Just about.- OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58OK, yeah. Well, I want to get something right...

0:37:59 > 0:38:02- Was Lionheart on that one? - No, that was on Lionheart.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04OK, that was a different album. Good to know.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06Um... Oh, God.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Heavy Woman. This Heavy Woman.

0:38:09 > 0:38:10Does it have a verse in it?

0:38:10 > 0:38:12I don't know.

0:38:12 > 0:38:14- Um...- Oh...

0:38:14 > 0:38:19- Count them both. Man With The Child In His Eyes?- Man With The Child In His Eyes is on that, yeah.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Oh, God, what else was early? Um...

0:38:22 > 0:38:25Um... Babooshka.

0:38:25 > 0:38:26Um...

0:38:30 > 0:38:32- I think it...- I can't remember.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34I've gone blank now.

0:38:34 > 0:38:35INDISTINCT No,

0:38:35 > 0:38:37- I don't know.- Because that was one, wasn't it?

0:38:37 > 0:38:40- I can't remember.- OK.- Um...

0:38:42 > 0:38:43There's no point in going with Wuthering.

0:38:43 > 0:38:45There's no point in going with...

0:38:45 > 0:38:47- Ten seconds left.- The Kick Inside, cos that's there.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49It is literally the title of it!

0:38:49 > 0:38:52So, shall we say This Heavy Woman?

0:38:52 > 0:38:54- Or is it...- I can't remember!

0:38:55 > 0:38:59Come on. OK, that, I'm afraid, is your minute up.

0:38:59 > 0:39:03Let's have your three answers, and if you can say which category your answer is in, that would be great.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05Right. Yes, these will all be from The Kick Inside,

0:39:05 > 0:39:08because that is really our scene.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10We've gone blank today.

0:39:10 > 0:39:11So we'll go with...

0:39:11 > 0:39:13The Man With The Child In His Eyes.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15The Man With The Child In His Eyes.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17Babooshka?

0:39:17 > 0:39:18- It's not so good, but, yeah.- Yeah.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20- Babooshka.- Babooshka.

0:39:20 > 0:39:21And...

0:39:21 > 0:39:24- Yeah, go on. I can't remember what it's called.- Heavy woman.

0:39:24 > 0:39:25Heavy Woman.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27- Yeah.- OK. Now, of those three,

0:39:27 > 0:39:30which is your best shot at a pointless answer, do you think?

0:39:30 > 0:39:32- None of them!- Well, if it's right, Heavy Woman.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Heavy Woman we'll put last.

0:39:34 > 0:39:35Least likely to be pointless?

0:39:35 > 0:39:36- Probably Babooshka.- Babooshka.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38OK. And The Man With The Child In His Eyes in the middle.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41OK, well, let's put those answers on the board in that order then,

0:39:41 > 0:39:42and here they are.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50Very best of luck. Three good answers on the board.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53If one of these turns out to be pointless and wins you that jackpot,

0:39:53 > 0:39:55what would you like to do with it? Alison.

0:39:55 > 0:39:59- I should just put it in the holiday fund.- Very good. Very good.

0:39:59 > 0:40:03- Where would you like that holiday to take you, when the fund is filled? - Back to the Isle of Wight.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05I go every year, I love it.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07Fabulous. Emma?

0:40:07 > 0:40:09Well, I probably need...

0:40:09 > 0:40:12I need a new chair, really, and if I can get a powered wheelchair,

0:40:12 > 0:40:14especially if I'm going on holiday to the Isle of Wight,

0:40:14 > 0:40:15because it is 90% hill!

0:40:15 > 0:40:18Very good! Very good indeed.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20Well, best of luck, as I say, three good answers.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22Your first answer was Babooshka. This is the one you thought was

0:40:22 > 0:40:25probably least likely to be pointless, but let's find out

0:40:25 > 0:40:28how many of our 100 people said it. In the case of all three answers,

0:40:28 > 0:40:30we were looking for tracks from The Kick Inside by Kate Bush.

0:40:30 > 0:40:34Let's see how many of our 100 people said Babooshka for £1,000.

0:40:34 > 0:40:35Is it pointless?

0:40:38 > 0:40:39Oh, bad luck!

0:40:40 > 0:40:42Babooshka, I'm afraid, an incorrect answer.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44It is obviously not a pointless answer.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47We move onto your next answer, The Man With The Child In His Eyes.

0:40:47 > 0:40:50Let's find out how many of our 100 people named that as a track on

0:40:50 > 0:40:53The Kick Inside. For £1,000, is it pointless?

0:40:56 > 0:40:59It is right. Babooshka, your first answer, was incorrect,

0:40:59 > 0:41:01but down we go with The Man With The Child In His Eyes.

0:41:01 > 0:41:05Down through the 30s, into the 20s, into the teens.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08We're still going down. The Man With The Child In His Eyes takes us down to five.

0:41:12 > 0:41:15This is good. We have gone from 100 to five.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Can we keep, keep this progress up?

0:41:17 > 0:41:20We'll be on minus 82 for the next one.

0:41:20 > 0:41:23Fantastic, well, let's find out. Your third and final answer was Heavy Woman.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25You were hoping this would be right.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28Again, we're looking for tracks on The Kick Inside by Kate Bush.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30If this is pointless, it wins you £1,000.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33How many of our 100 people said Heavy Woman?

0:41:36 > 0:41:38Oh, no!

0:41:38 > 0:41:39Bad luck!

0:41:39 > 0:41:40APPLAUSE

0:41:42 > 0:41:44Well, of those three answers, we had one really good one.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47Your middle answer was a great score of five.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49But I'm afraid you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless

0:41:49 > 0:41:52answer. I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:41:52 > 0:41:53That rolls over to the next show.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56It's been great having you here. Really strong performers right the

0:41:56 > 0:41:59way across the show, and you take a very well deserved Pointless trophy

0:41:59 > 0:42:01home each, so very well done indeed.

0:42:01 > 0:42:02Alison and Emma.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09Yeah, very well played. I think you know it,

0:42:09 > 0:42:10it's Them Heavy People is the track,

0:42:10 > 0:42:12it would've scored you one point anyway.

0:42:12 > 0:42:13Aww! That's all right, then.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15It would've been exciting, but frustrating.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18So let's take a look at the pointless answers in the different categories.

0:42:18 > 0:42:19We'll start with Kate Bush.

0:42:24 > 0:42:28You also could have had Feel It, and Oh To Be In Love.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30Those are the six pointless answers there.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32Back To Black by Amy Winehouse.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35I'm sure some people would get pointless answers here.

0:42:39 > 0:42:42Also Addicted and Some Unholy War, pointless answers.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Now, Dusty.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52Also Breakfast In Bed, I Don't Want To Hear It Any More,

0:42:52 > 0:42:55In The Land Of Make-believe, and No Easy Way Down.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57Well done if you got any of those at home.

0:42:57 > 0:42:58Thank you very much, Richard.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00And thanks once again, Alison and Emma.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02Very sadly they didn't win our jackpot today,

0:43:02 > 0:43:03which means it rolls over onto the next show,

0:43:03 > 0:43:06when we will be playing for £2,000.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12Join us then to see if someone can win it. Meanwhile, it's goodbye

0:43:12 > 0:43:15- from Richard...- Goodbye.- ..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.