0:00:16 > 0:00:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:25 > 0:00:29You're very kind, and thank you. Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong and this is Pointless,
0:00:29 > 0:00:33the quiz show where obscurity counts for everything and high scores count for nothing.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Let's meet today's players.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38APPLAUSE
0:00:38 > 0:00:41So we start by welcoming back Hannah and Antoinette.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Everyone gets two shots at the Pointless final and this is your second and final shot.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Remind us how you did last time. - We did quite well.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- We got to round three.- You did.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- The head-to-head.- Yes.
0:00:52 > 0:00:57You covered yourself in politics, that's what you covered yourself in, Antoinette.
0:00:57 > 0:01:02- Yes.- That's all right. - What was your degree?- International Relations and Politics.
0:01:02 > 0:01:08- And what was the thing you didn't know the answer to?- The SDP.- Yeah.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- But, you know...- Oh, well.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- Technically, Hannah should have known since that's history as well. - Oh, great. Thanks.- Exactly.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Exactly, Hannah.- Blame shared.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Yeah. Blame shared.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- No, you'd forgotten all about that until I brought it up just now.- Yes.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26OK. And welcome to Moira and Maddie. How do you two know each other?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Hello. We're sisters. Maddie's my older sister.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Older sister. And where have you come from?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Banbury in Oxfordshire. - From Banbury in Oxfordshire.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39Now, one of you two was on the winning team of Crufts.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40- Yes. That's me.- Right.- Yes.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45- Fantastic. Dogs is very much your thing.- We do dog agility.- How many dogs have you got between you?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Eight.- Eight.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Who's looking after them now?
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Husbands.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Well, very best of luck to you this afternoon.
0:01:53 > 0:01:58And welcome back to Peter and Adam. You were also on the show last time. Remind us how you did.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Well, we got to the second round and it was my fault.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07I was very, very confident, and it turned out that my confidence was misplaced,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- so I'm here to rectify that today. - Very good. Adam, you forgiven him?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Not quite, unfortunately.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16OK. Well, very best of luck. And finally we've got Ian and Roy.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- How do you two know each other? - We're former colleagues. We met 15 years ago.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23What were you doing 15 years ago together?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I was in sales, and Ian was the finance director.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Well, very best of luck to you and welcome to the show.
0:02:27 > 0:02:32We'll find out more about all of you as the show goes on. There is just one more person for me to introduce.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37He is a man who is a walking hard drive of obscure data.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- He is my Pointless friend. He's Richard.- Hiya.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41APPLAUSE
0:02:41 > 0:02:46A walking hard drive of data.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- That doesn't sound good, does it? That sounds sort of arrestable. - Doesn't it?- Yeah.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- At least.- But also, since when I do walk on this show?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57We've done like 90 something, and no-one's ever seen my legs.
0:02:57 > 0:03:03- Yeah.- Apart from you. You can see them.- I can see them.- That's why you look distracted sometimes.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04What sort of show have we got?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Two returning pairs today. It's very important to have teamwork.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10I asked Hannah and Antoinette, "How are you going to get on?"
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Hannah said, "Out in the first round," and Antoinette said, "We'll win."
0:03:13 > 0:03:17So I suspect they'll lose somewhere in between the second and third round.
0:03:17 > 0:03:25But I think question one might favour the older pairs, and you know who you are.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Intriguing. Right, we've put our questions to 100 people before the show,
0:03:29 > 0:03:31but we are after the obscure answers they didn't get.
0:03:31 > 0:03:37To stay in the game with a chance to win our jackpot our players need to score as few points as they can,
0:03:37 > 0:03:40but what everyone's trying to do is find a pointless answer,
0:03:40 > 0:03:42an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46And every time that happens, if it happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Now, nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that,
0:03:50 > 0:03:54so today's jackpot starts off at £3,000.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56APPLAUSE
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Yes, indeed. Let's play Pointless.
0:04:03 > 0:04:10Now, in the first round each of you must give me one answer, and you cannot confer with your partner.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Whichever team has the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17OK. Our first category this afternoon is...
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to second?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:04:35 > 0:04:41We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Beano characters as they could.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Beano characters, Richard.
0:04:42 > 0:04:49Yeah. All the correct answers in this round will have featured in their own strip in the Beano comic.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51OK.
0:04:51 > 0:04:57Right. Hannah and Antoinette, you all drew lots before the show, and today you get to go first.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02Now, in this round, we're going to give you a choice of seven possible answers on the board in each pass.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05The first set of seven answers reads like this.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Let me just read those again.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Now, I can tell you that there is at least one pointless answer on that board.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31There is also at least one incorrect answer.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Say an incorrect answer and you will score the maximum of 100 points.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40- Now, Antoinette, you were grinning then.- With fear.- Really?
0:05:40 > 0:05:45- Yes. Sadly I didn't read the Beano. - You didn't read the Beano?- No.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50But I'm going to take a guess.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Lord Snooty.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Lord Snooty. Have you heard of Lord Snooty?- No.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58This is a complete shot in the dark.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01OK. Well, we are looking for Beano characters.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Antoinette is saying Lord Snooty.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Let's see if that's correct, and if it is, let's see how many people said Lord Snooty.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11It's right.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21That's a fantastic answer, Antoinette. Well done.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Scores you nine.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Richard.- Yeah. Very good way to start, Antoinette.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29He appeared in the first ever edition of the Beano, 1938.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31His full name is Lord Marmaduke of Bunkerton.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Maddie.- Hello. - Maddie, did you ever read the Beano?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37No. I read Bunty.
0:06:37 > 0:06:43- Not much help, eh?- Not much help, but do any of the things there sound likely?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Yes. But they might have been in something else.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- OK.- Oh, dear.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52I'm going to go for Calamity James.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Calamity James. OK. Calamity James.
0:06:54 > 0:07:00Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said Calamity James as a Beano character.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03It's right.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Brilliant! A brilliant answer.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Calamity James scores you one.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Richard.- Yeah. Strip of a boy with disastrous luck.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Calamity James, first appeared in 1986.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Thanks, Richard. Now, Adam, we're looking for Beano characters.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- I did read the Beano when I was a kid.- There we are.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33And I was 100% sure of Calamity James until it was just said,
0:07:33 > 0:07:37so now I'm going to have to play safe with the Bash Street Kids.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41OK. We've had scores of nine and one.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46Adam is going for the Bash Street Kids. Let's see if that's a correct answer.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51If it is, let's see if any of our 100 people didn't say the Bash Street Kids.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55It's right.
0:07:58 > 0:08:0131. That's not a terrible score, actually.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Not a terrible score at all. Richard.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08A quite surprisingly low score, one of the better known strips in the Beano.
0:08:08 > 0:08:13Cloak, Toots, Smiffy, Fatty, Spotty, various others. The kids of Class 2B.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Is it 2B or not 2B?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Oh, it was 2B. It was 2B.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- LAUGHTER - Very good.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23Thank you very much, Richard. Well, we are looking for Beano characters.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Ian, you are the last person to have this selection.
0:08:25 > 0:08:31- There is still at least one pointless answer on that board. - I've got a bit of a dilemma now.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36Well, on the basis that the Dennis answer's probably going to be quite high-scoring anyway,
0:08:36 > 0:08:40I might as well have a bit of a punt at one of the others.
0:08:40 > 0:08:46I did read the Beano, but it was so long ago. I've got a faint recollection for Irma Gobb.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50I'm not really sure why, but I think on balance I'll have a go for Irma Gobb.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Irma Gobb.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53It's a pretty name(!)
0:08:54 > 0:08:59Irma Gobb. Let's see if that's correct, and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Irma Gobb. If this is right, I suspect it goes a long way down.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Bad luck. Unfortunately, Irma Gobb is an incorrect answer,
0:09:12 > 0:09:15which means you score the maximum of 100 points.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Bad luck, Ian. Sorry.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Yeah. Tough luck, Ian. You've got to take a chance every now and again.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26Irma Gobb is actually Mr Bean's sort of on-off girlfriend in the films and the animated shows.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Let's look at the rest, see what perhaps you should have said.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34Obviously, Dennis The Menace is a high scorer, would have scored 71 points.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Billy The Cat, crime-fighting boy, used to help the police catch crooks.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yeah, that would have scored you one point.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43And Tom Thumb is a pointless answer.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Well done if you said Tom Thumb, about a six inch boy.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Thank you, Richard. Let's look at the scores.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50We're halfway through the round.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Well, we've covered pretty much all the bases,
0:09:53 > 0:09:55from Moira and Maddie on a fantastic one point there.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Maddie, brilliant, brilliant answer from you.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04All the way up, I'm afraid, to Ian and Roy on 100. Ian, bad luck.
0:10:04 > 0:10:10We're going to come back down the line. Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13OK. We're going to put another seven answers up on the board.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17We're looking for Beano characters. Our next seven reads like this.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Let me read those again.
0:10:40 > 0:10:45And again, I can tell you that at least one of those answers is pointless,
0:10:45 > 0:10:49and also at least one of those answers is incorrect, so try and avoid those incorrect ones.
0:10:49 > 0:10:56- Now then, Roy, you're on 100. You're way out in front there.- Thank you.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01But if you can find a pointless answer and someone else maybe scores 100,
0:11:01 > 0:11:03you might still be with us next round.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- That's the plan. - Did you read the Beano?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08I did, but many, many years ago.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Do you remember anything about the Beano?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14The obvious answers, yeah, which are not going to help us this round.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Not going to help you this round, no.
0:11:16 > 0:11:21Again, I'm going to have to take a risk, I think, one that's, I think, maybe right.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I'm going to go with Baby Face Finlayson.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Baby Face Finlayson. Do you remember Baby Face Finlayson?
0:11:26 > 0:11:31Rings a bell, but I'm not sure again if it's the right comic. I don't know, it's a guess.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Maybe it's from the Dandy? - HE SPITS
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Anyway, let's find out. You're on 100. There's no red line for you.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41You've got to hope you score as low as possible.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Let's see if Baby Face Finlayson is correct, and if it is,
0:11:44 > 0:11:47let's see how many people said it. Baby Face Finlayson.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48It's right.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Going to go quite a long way down.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Oh, Roy, well done.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04It's not quite a Pointless, but it's almost. That scores you one.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Takes your total up to 101. Richard.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11Yeah. Great answer. He was a Wild West outlaw who just happened to be in a pram, happened to be a baby.
0:12:11 > 0:12:16Very good. Peter. So we are looking for Beano characters.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20You are on 31. If you can score 69 or less with this answer, you are through to the next round.
0:12:20 > 0:12:2469 or less. Do you read the Beano? Did you read the Beano?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- I did. Yes.- Do you remember lots of people from the Beano?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31I remember a celebration of the 2,000th issue or something,
0:12:31 > 0:12:36which had a copy of the first ever Beano's cover, which featured Big Eggo,
0:12:36 > 0:12:39so that's my answer. I think it'll do well.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I think it'll do fantastically well. What do you think, Adam?
0:12:41 > 0:12:46- If he says so, yeah. That's fine. - Well, there's your red line.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49If the Big Eggo gets you below that red line, you are in the next round.
0:12:49 > 0:12:55Let's see if it's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said it. The Big Eggo.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57It's right.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00You're through to the next round.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Look at that!
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Very well done, Peter.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10That's a Pointless answer, it adds £250 to today's jackpot,
0:13:10 > 0:13:13taking the total up to £3,250,
0:13:13 > 0:13:17and it scores you nothing, giving you a total of 31.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22Very, very good answer, and as Peter rightly says, he was on the cover of the very, very first Beano.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Was on the cover for ten years until he was ousted by Biffo The Bear.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Very sad. Peter, thank you very much for that Pointless.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I don't know why I'm thanking you,
0:13:32 > 0:13:34but on behalf of whoever wins that jackpot,
0:13:34 > 0:13:37you've just added 250 quid to it.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Right, now, Moira. We are looking for Beano characters.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42You are on one,
0:13:42 > 0:13:47thanks to Maddie's fantastic answer in the first pass.
0:13:47 > 0:13:55There may well be another pointless answer on the board. There is definitely an incorrect answer.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57How good is your Beano knowledge?
0:13:57 > 0:14:03There's two that are familiar, but I don't know what comic they're from,
0:14:03 > 0:14:06so I'm going to say Minnie The Minx.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Minnie The Minx.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Here is your red line.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16Just below the pink line. If Minnie The Minx gets you below that, you are through to the next round.
0:14:16 > 0:14:21Minnie the Minx, let's see if it's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22It's right.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29There we are. 32. Not a bad answer at all.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Takes your total up to 33.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Minnie the Minx. - Yeah. Safely through.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38An eight-year-old girl warrior who loved beating up boys.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Good. OK. - Nothing wrong with that.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Nothing at all wrong with that.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47OK. Now then, Hannah, you are on nine.
0:14:47 > 0:14:53If you can score 91 or less, 91 or less, you're through to the next round.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55I read the Beano every week,
0:14:55 > 0:14:58and I had a big collection of it in the garage
0:14:58 > 0:15:00until my mum made me throw out a lot of them
0:15:00 > 0:15:03because it was taking over the garage.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- She parked the car in there or something?- Probably.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10So I'm not sure about Major Misunderstanding or Count Bezukhov.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14I've heard of Billy Whizz, but I'm not sure if that was the Dandy, so I'm going to say Roger The Dodger.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Roger the Dodger. OK. That's what you're saying.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20There's your red line. If you come below that red line, you are through
0:15:20 > 0:15:24to the next round and we'll be saying goodbye to Roy and Ian.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28OK. Let's see if Roger The Dodger is right, and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32It's right. It's good enough.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Roger the Dodger. Very good score.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43Scores you seven and takes your total up to 16.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Richard.- Yeah. Roger The Dodger.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Sort of like a male Minnie The Minx in a lot of ways, wasn't he?
0:15:48 > 0:15:52And they appeared in the same year, actually, for the first time in 1953.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Is he still around, Roger the Dodger?
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- Yeah, he is. He's still in the Beano. - I bet he doesn't get slippered any more.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- No. Probably doesn't, does he? - No.- No. He probably gets...
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Just encouraged.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06LAUGHTER
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Let's take a look at the rest.
0:16:08 > 0:16:13Billy Whizz, as Hannah says, actually is from the Beano, but would have been a fairly good 15.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18And out of those two, Alexander, do you think those are Beano characters or not Beano characters?
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- I think they're both from something else.- You are quite right.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27Major Misunderstanding is from Viz, and Count Bezukhov is from Tolstoy's War And Peace.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- There we are.- Both of those are incorrect.- Thanks very much, Richard.
0:16:31 > 0:16:37So the end of round one, the losing pair with the highest score is Ian and Roy.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Dear oh dear oh dear. And you being Beano readers and everything.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Yeah. It's age.- Yeah, I know.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45That's the trouble, isn't it? That's the trouble.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48You'll be coming back. Everyone gets two shots.
0:16:48 > 0:16:55What have you learnt, tactically, from your first all too brief appearance on Pointless?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Not to trust him!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Ah, well. Well, whatever you have learnt, I'm sure
0:17:01 > 0:17:04it will set you in very good stead for next time you're on the show.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09Anyway, you've been fantastic contestants. Sorry to say goodbye so soon, but thanks for playing.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11For the remaining three pairs, it's time for round two.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22It's time to find out which teams will be going to the head-to-head for the chance to reach the final.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25The category for round two is...
0:17:28 > 0:17:35Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and who's going to go second?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44And the question is...
0:17:50 > 0:17:53LAUGHTER
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Yeah. Famous Williams.
0:17:55 > 0:18:00Obvious. In this round, we're about to show you some famous Williams.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05We gave 100 people 100 seconds to tell us their surnames.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Richard.- Yeah. We're going to describe six different people, all of them called William.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11You've got to tell us what their surname is.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Some of them are quite obscure, and those will score you very low points.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- If you give us an incorrect answer you'll score 100 points.- Good luck.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22First six Williams are...
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Let me read those Williams out one more time.
0:18:57 > 0:19:02OK. Hannah, we are looking for the surnames of these famous Williams.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I should know the Oscar one but I don't,
0:19:05 > 0:19:10so I'm going to hope that my GCSE biology was OK,
0:19:10 > 0:19:15and say the physician who discovered blood circulation is William Harvey.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19William Harvey. OK. Blood circulation, William Harvey.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27It's right.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Very good answer.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37That scores you three points.
0:19:37 > 0:19:43- Richard.- Yeah. Great answer, Hannah. He first showed some of these things in 1628.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47He's the first person to work out that veins and arteries and things
0:19:47 > 0:19:51were one way, and the heart was pumping blood through the body.
0:19:51 > 0:19:58Very good. OK. Moira, we are looking for the surnames of these famous Williams.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02I'm going to go for the first Dr Who, William Hartnell.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04William Hartnell.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08First Dr Who. Let's hope that's right, and if it is, let's see how many people knew it.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10William Hartnell.
0:20:17 > 0:20:1840.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24William Hartnell getting 40 there.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Yeah. Pretty big score. Lots of Dr Who fans out there.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29He was the Doctor from 1963 to '66,
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- and they've been getting progressively younger ever since. - They sure have.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37OK. Peter, we are looking for the surnames of these famous Williams.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39What do you think?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Are any there that are jumping out at you?
0:20:42 > 0:20:48I don't know the victor at the Battle Of Stirling Bridge, but the founder of Microsoft is obviously Bill Gates,
0:20:48 > 0:20:51but that's probably quite a high-scoring one.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I didn't know the husband of Obama's first US Secretary Of State right away,
0:20:54 > 0:20:58but that's Bill Clinton, so that's probably quite high as well.
0:20:58 > 0:21:06So I'm going to have to go with the eight-time Oscar host and actor, Billy Crystal.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Billy Crystal, you are saying.
0:21:08 > 0:21:13Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said Billy Crystal.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16It is correct.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Good score. Look at that. Well done.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27That scores you six.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28- Billy Crystal.- Yeah.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Very good score there from Peter, and he's been through most of these.
0:21:32 > 0:21:37Founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, would have got you a fairly hefty 75.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40And of course, Obama's first Secretary Of State is Hillary Clinton,
0:21:40 > 0:21:43and her husband Bill would have got you 33.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- Now, do you know the victor at the Battle Of Stirling Bridge?- Wallace.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49William Wallace. Exactly right. 17 points.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53OK. We're halfway through the round, so let's take a look at the scores as they stand.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Hannah, great answer there. Three points.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58William Harvey. Fantastic.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Peter and Adam, another great score there. Nice bit of deduction.
0:22:01 > 0:22:06Moira and Maddie, 40 isn't a bad score. It just is in this instance.
0:22:06 > 0:22:13You are way ahead, 34 points ahead of your nearest rival.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Yes, I'm afraid, Maddie, the onus is on you in the second pass
0:22:16 > 0:22:18to come up with as low a score as you possibly can.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Let's hope there are some that you know. We're going to come back down the line.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:22:28 > 0:22:32OK. We're going to put six more famous Williams on the board, and here they are.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Let me read those one more time.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Remember, we are looking for the surnames of these famous Williams,
0:23:17 > 0:23:21and you are trying to find the one that the fewest of our 100 people knew. Now then, Adam,
0:23:21 > 0:23:27- any of those Williams jumping out at you?- Not really.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29I'm struggling a lot in this round.
0:23:29 > 0:23:36I may have to go for the most obvious answer of the whole round, because I don't know the other five.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- OK.- Yes. So I will go for the playwright born in
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Stratford-upon-Avon as William Shakespeare.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44William Shakespeare.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48You are on six at the moment. You want to be scoring 33 or less.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51There is your red line. Below that you're through.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Above that red line, who knows.
0:23:54 > 0:23:59OK. Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said William Shakespeare.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04It's a high score.
0:24:04 > 0:24:0892 people. That scores you 92, takes your total up to 98. Richard.
0:24:08 > 0:24:15Yes. Sort of quite a reassuringly high score that, isn't it, although not for Adam, I do accept that.
0:24:15 > 0:24:20Right, Maddie, we are looking for the surnames of these famous Williams.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22You are on 40. You were the high scorers.
0:24:22 > 0:24:30You now have to score 57 or less. 57 or less with this answer and you are through to the head-to-head.
0:24:30 > 0:24:35- Williams.- Well, yes, sadly there's only one I know on there now.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40So I'm hoping it won't get too many points,
0:24:40 > 0:24:43and that's the writer of I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud,
0:24:43 > 0:24:46and I think that's William Wordsworth.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49There's your red line. If you come below that red line,
0:24:49 > 0:24:53William Wordsworth will have got you through to the next round.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Let's see if it's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01It's right.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Oh, and look at that, it just gets you through.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Very good. That scores you 50. Takes your total up to 90.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- Richard.- Yes, a slightly less reassuringly low score there for Wordsworth.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Yeah.- 50 points, half and half.
0:25:16 > 0:25:24So then, Antoinette, you are on three. Thanks to Hannah's brilliant answer, William Harvey,
0:25:24 > 0:25:28you have to score 94 or less to be through to the head-to-head.
0:25:28 > 0:25:36Which sounds easy, but the only two that I was certain of have now gone.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Not surprisingly, I don't know the British PM.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46No, why would you(?) It's not like you're a Politics graduate or anything.
0:25:46 > 0:25:51International Relations. No, that's right.
0:25:51 > 0:25:56So, I don't know the director of Ben-Hur.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58I don't know TJ Hooker.
0:26:00 > 0:26:05Now, the only William I can actually think of is William Shatner,
0:26:05 > 0:26:11so hopefully he was the actor who played Dr Cliff Huxtable.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- OK.- Long shot, I know.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19William Shatner, Dr Cliff Huxtable.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Let's see if that's right.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26Here is your red line. It's there.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Let's see if William Shatner is the answer you really wanted it to be,
0:26:30 > 0:26:34and if it is, let's see how many people said it. William Shatner.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39No. Bad luck, Antoinette.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45It scores you 100 points, and it takes your total up to 103. Richard.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Antoinette, there's lots of different ways of getting wrong answers on this show,
0:26:49 > 0:26:53and you've picked one of the more spectacular ones in that
0:26:53 > 0:26:56you know there's an actor called William Shatner,
0:26:56 > 0:27:01you've looked at the board that says the word actor, but it says the word actor down the bottom as well,
0:27:01 > 0:27:05where it says actor/recording artist TJ Hooker, and that's William Shatner.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Oh!
0:27:07 > 0:27:14So sorry, would have scored you 36 points and would have seen you into the next round. That is tough luck.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17The actor who played Dr Cliff Huxtable is from the Cosby Show.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20It's Bill Cosby, was Cliff Huxtable.
0:27:20 > 0:27:25And the British PM who served four separate terms, why on earth a politics graduate would know that,
0:27:25 > 0:27:29I don't know, it's an unfair question to ask you. It's, Alexander?
0:27:29 > 0:27:33- Gladstone?- William Gladstone, yep, would have scored you 13 points.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36And the director of Ben-Hur?
0:27:36 > 0:27:37I don't know.
0:27:37 > 0:27:42William Wyler is the answer, and that would have scored you five points, so well done if you got that.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45OK. Thanks, Richard. So at the end of round two
0:27:45 > 0:27:50the losing pair with the highest score is Hannah and Antoinette.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- I thought you were through there. - Halfway there.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56We got Richard's prediction right of getting out in the middle.
0:27:56 > 0:28:00Hannah, are you a seething mass of fury, or are you a forgiving kind of person?
0:28:00 > 0:28:04Earlier we were doing a crossword and one of the answers was William Wyler,
0:28:04 > 0:28:05but I'll forgive her, it's fine.
0:28:05 > 0:28:10I suspect there'll be quite a few cross words between you.
0:28:10 > 0:28:11No, it's fine.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13- I'm not angry.- Not angry.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16- Can't be angry at her. - No, you can't. You can't.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20Well, I'm so sorry. This is your second and final chance on the show, so I'm afraid this time
0:28:20 > 0:28:23it really is goodbye. It's been lovely having you on the show.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Thanks for playing. Great contestants.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28APPLAUSE
0:28:28 > 0:28:35For the remaining two pairs, things are about to get even more exciting now as we enter the head-to-head.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38Now, we've already said goodbye to two teams.
0:28:38 > 0:28:42It's time to find out which of our remaining pairs will be playing for today's jackpot,
0:28:42 > 0:28:47which currently stands at £3,250.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49GASPING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:51 > 0:28:56You're now going to go head-to-head on the best of three questions. You are now allowed to confer.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59All you have to do each time is give an answer
0:28:59 > 0:29:02that scores less than your opposing pair and you will win that question.
0:29:02 > 0:29:08The first team to win two questions will be through to the final and be playing for today's jackpot.
0:29:08 > 0:29:09OK. Let's play Pointless.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17So here is your first question. We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:29:17 > 0:29:24to name as many of Robin Hood's merry men as they could. Robin Hood's merry men.
0:29:24 > 0:29:28- Richard.- Yeah. We're looking for any of Robin Hood's ten merry men.
0:29:28 > 0:29:33There is a merry woman as well but we won't accept her, just any of his ten merry men.
0:29:33 > 0:29:38OK. Moira and Maddie, because you've played best throughout the show so far you get to go first.
0:29:38 > 0:29:42So we are looking for Robin Hood's merry men.
0:29:42 > 0:29:44I can think of some.
0:29:44 > 0:29:49- Little John.- Friar Tuck. - A little bit obvious.
0:29:49 > 0:29:54- Think of any that aren't so obvious. - Allan A Dale.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56I like that one.
0:29:56 > 0:30:02- Yeah. Let's go for that that. - I've never heard of it!
0:30:02 > 0:30:05OK. Maddie's named one Moira's never heard of.
0:30:06 > 0:30:07Allan A Dale.
0:30:07 > 0:30:12Allan A Dale. Sounds like a sort of weekend Radio Two presenter.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14LAUGHTER
0:30:14 > 0:30:19OK. Peter and Adam, we are looking for one of Robin Hood's merry men.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22Well, the only one I was thinking of, Will Scarlet.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25I was thinking of Will Scarlet. Will Scarlet.
0:30:25 > 0:30:30Will Scarlet. Peter and Adam say Will Scarlet. OK. Moira and Maddie said Allan A Dale.
0:30:30 > 0:30:35Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said Allan-A-Dale.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37- It's right!- Never heard that one.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39Never, never, never...
0:30:46 > 0:30:50And Peter and Adam have gone for Will Scarlet.
0:30:50 > 0:30:54Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said Will Scarlet.
0:31:02 > 0:31:0433.
0:31:04 > 0:31:08So after the first question, it is 1-0 to Moira and Maddie.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11- Moira, you were saying you've never heard of it.- No.
0:31:11 > 0:31:18Think of it as Allan Airdale, and now you'll never forget it. Richard.
0:31:19 > 0:31:23Yeah. Very good answer, Allan A Dale. And the merry woman is Ellen A Dale, as well.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26Let's take a look at all of the list.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29- Wat O' The Crabstaff.- Wat, indeed.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Wat The Tinker, they used to call him.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34He was a pointless answer. Very well done if you got him.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37Will Scathelock, that was a pointless answer.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39David Of Doncaster, he was one point.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Arthur A Bland, that's two points.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43He's also known as Arthur The Tanner.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46Will Stutely, that would have scored you two points.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48Some of the better-known ones here.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Midge The Miller's Son would have scored you five.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Allan A Dale there with 12. Will Scarlet, 33.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54And two big scores up the top there.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Friar Tuck with 54,
0:31:56 > 0:31:58and Little John with 69.
0:31:58 > 0:32:04OK. Peter and Adam, if you want to stay in this game, you have to get this point.
0:32:04 > 0:32:08Moira and Maddie, you win this point, you are straight through to the final
0:32:08 > 0:32:12and a chance to play for that £3,250. OK. Here is your second question.
0:32:12 > 0:32:18We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:32:18 > 0:32:22Units of electricity. Richard.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26We're looking for any of the many different terms to describe
0:32:26 > 0:32:30units that measure the property of electricity in electrical circuits.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33We will accept widely used basic and derived units,
0:32:33 > 0:32:36but prefixes such as mega and milli won't be allowed,
0:32:36 > 0:32:40so it's just the basic units of electricity that are widely used.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44OK. Thanks, Richard. Peter and Adam, you are to go first this time.
0:32:51 > 0:32:56I'm going to say the ohm, the unit of resistance.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59OK. Ohm. Unit of resistance.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02Moira and Maddie, you can talk out loud if you like.
0:33:02 > 0:33:06It's over to Moira. I have no idea.
0:33:06 > 0:33:11We've got amps, amperes, volts. We've got watts.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14We've got possibly hertz, I don't know,
0:33:14 > 0:33:17cos it would be megahertz, or would it be hertz? I don't know.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22- Can you think of any more?- No.
0:33:22 > 0:33:24It's up to you.
0:33:26 > 0:33:30I'd take a gamble and go for hertz.
0:33:30 > 0:33:34OK. We have ohm and we have hertz.
0:33:34 > 0:33:38Peter and Adam, you have to win this point to stay in the game.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Simple as that.
0:33:40 > 0:33:45Peter and Adam said ohm. Let's see if that's correct, and if it is, let's see how many people said ohm.
0:33:48 > 0:33:49It's right.
0:33:53 > 0:33:5531.
0:34:00 > 0:34:05So then, Moira and Maddie, you've taken a gamble. You've said hertz.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08If this is right,
0:34:08 > 0:34:12and it beats 31, you are through to the final.
0:34:12 > 0:34:16Let's see if it's a right answer, and if it is, let's see how many people said it. Hertz.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Oh, hertz is good.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Yep. Wow. Look at that. 13.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34A great answer as it turns out and after the second question,
0:34:34 > 0:34:38Moira and Maddie are straight through to the final, 2-0. Richard, hertz.
0:34:38 > 0:34:42Yeah. Very, very good answer. Sorry, Peter and Adam, you're going ohm.
0:34:42 > 0:34:45LAUGHTER
0:34:45 > 0:34:49There were some answers that would have beaten hertz, four pointless answers here as well.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Let's take a look at some of them.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53There's the henry.
0:34:53 > 0:34:58There's the farad, which is the metrical unit of electrical capacitance.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00But henry's a unit of what?
0:35:00 > 0:35:02I'll tell you what the henry is if you want to know.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05- Do you know, I really don't, actually.- Yeah.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07It would take me a long time to read.
0:35:07 > 0:35:11It's the unit of inductance equal to the self-inductance of a circuit
0:35:11 > 0:35:13or the mutual inductance of two circuits
0:35:13 > 0:35:19in which the variation of one ampere per second results in an induced electromotive force of one volt.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21One volt, yes. That's right, yeah.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24- Pretty much exactly what I thought it was.- That's the henry.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26The fara, there's the weber,
0:35:26 > 0:35:29which is the SI unit of magnetic flux, of course.
0:35:29 > 0:35:33The siemens, which is the metric unit of electrical conductance.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36- Don't need to tell you that.- No.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39Very well done if you got any of those at home. All pointless answers.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41The tesla would have scored you one.
0:35:41 > 0:35:45The coulomb would have scored you three.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47There's hertz on 13.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50There's ohm on 31. Volt on 40.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Watt on 51.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55And ampere, or amp, on 54.
0:35:55 > 0:35:56OK. Thank you very much, Richard.
0:35:56 > 0:36:00So the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head, it's Peter and Adam.
0:36:00 > 0:36:04Peter and Adam, we just didn't have the categories that you knew.
0:36:04 > 0:36:08No. It didn't go for us, didn't get what we wanted.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Who's going to carry the can for this?
0:36:11 > 0:36:12No-one in this one.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15We just got unfortunate.
0:36:15 > 0:36:19You've done fantastically well at getting this far, but we have to say goodbye.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22Only one pair can go through to our Pointless final,
0:36:22 > 0:36:26but thanks very much for playing, Peter and Adam. Great contestants. Thank you.
0:36:26 > 0:36:31But for Moira and Maddie, it's now time for our Pointless final and the chance to win £3,250.
0:36:35 > 0:36:40So congratulations, Moira and Maddie, you've seen off all the competition and you have won
0:36:40 > 0:36:42our coveted Pointless trophy. Well done.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50APPLAUSE
0:36:50 > 0:36:53Well, you now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:36:53 > 0:36:58At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £3,250.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01GASPING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:01 > 0:37:04To win the money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07That's an answer that no-one else could think of.
0:37:07 > 0:37:11We have had one pointless answer today. You just have to find one more to go home with that money.
0:37:11 > 0:37:16First though, you've got to choose a category, and you can choose from these three options.
0:37:16 > 0:37:22We have golf, pop music and dog breeding.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25No, I'm joking. I'm joking. And reality TV.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35- Not golf.- Discount golf straight away.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38- But not music either.- Reality TV.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41- Shall we do reality TV? - What are you better at?
0:37:41 > 0:37:46- Probably reality TV.- OK. Yeah. Yeah.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49- Reality TV.- Yeah.- Through a process of elimination. OK.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51Let's find out what the question is.
0:37:51 > 0:37:55Good luck. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name
0:37:55 > 0:38:02as many celebrity Apprentices as they could.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Celebrity Apprentices. Richard.
0:38:04 > 0:38:10Yeah. We're looking for any celebrity who's appeared on any of the Sports Relief or Comic Relief versions
0:38:10 > 0:38:13of Celebrity Apprentice, prior to June 2010.
0:38:13 > 0:38:17You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers. All you need to win that £3,250
0:38:17 > 0:38:20is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- Your 60 seconds start now.- Any idea?
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Can you think of anyone?
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Did the Top Gear guys do it?
0:38:26 > 0:38:32- Did they do it?- No idea. I just remember seeing a lot of women, and they were arguing.
0:38:32 > 0:38:36- Oh, what was her name? - What was she in? What was she in?
0:38:36 > 0:38:38I can't remember.
0:38:40 > 0:38:41She stormed off.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44Do you remember? She stormed off and they had to bring her back on again.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Oh, what was her name?
0:38:46 > 0:38:49They made the cakes and the things to sell.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52I can't remember any of this, to be honest.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55I really can't remember any of it. 21 seconds. 21 seconds.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58Three names. Abi Titchmarsh, shall we say somebody like that?
0:38:58 > 0:39:00- Yeah.- Abi Titchmarsh.- Abi Titchmarsh.
0:39:00 > 0:39:04- Say one of the ones off... - Richard Hammond.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06And think of a third one.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11- Lenny Henry.- Lenny Henry, yeah.
0:39:11 > 0:39:15OK. Stop the clock. Right, you have three answers.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18We are looking for celebrity Apprentices.
0:39:18 > 0:39:19Now I need your three answers.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21What are they?
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Clearly, we have no idea.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26- Abi Titchmarsh.- Abi Titchmarsh.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28- Lenny Henry.- Lenny Henry.
0:39:28 > 0:39:33- And Richard Hammond. - And Richard Hammond.
0:39:33 > 0:39:39If you had to pick one of those to be your most confident shot at the pointless answer, which would it be?
0:39:39 > 0:39:42- Richard Hammond.- Richard Hammond.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45- Which is your least likely pointless?- Lenny Henry.
0:39:45 > 0:39:50OK. So let's put them up in reverse order of confidence.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00OK. There they are on the board.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02We were looking for celebrity Apprentices.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05This was your least confident answer.
0:40:05 > 0:40:09You only need one of these to be pointless to win that £3,250 jackpot.
0:40:09 > 0:40:14Let's hope nobody said your first answer, Lenny Henry.
0:40:14 > 0:40:19Lenny Henry, let's see if it's correct, and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:40:22 > 0:40:28Bad luck. Bad luck. Unfortunately, Lenny Henry is an incorrect answer so therefore not pointless.
0:40:28 > 0:40:32You have two more chances to win today's jackpot.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35We're looking for celebrity Apprentices.
0:40:35 > 0:40:39You have said Abi Titchmarsh as your second answer.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Eat my hat.
0:40:41 > 0:40:46Do you think she's related to Alan Titchmarsh?
0:40:46 > 0:40:47Did we mean Titmuss?
0:40:47 > 0:40:50SHE LAUGHS
0:40:50 > 0:40:55- That's who we meant! - I think you mean Abi Christmas.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57LAUGHTER
0:41:01 > 0:41:05OK. Abi Titchmarsh is what you said.
0:41:05 > 0:41:10- I did.- Let's see if that's a correct answer, and if it is, let's see how many people said
0:41:10 > 0:41:13Abi Titchmarsh. For £3,250.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18I'm hardly surprised!
0:41:18 > 0:41:19Bad luck.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23There's still Richard.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25There's always Richard Hammond.
0:41:25 > 0:41:29There he is. He's a small man.
0:41:29 > 0:41:33Maybe didn't attract too much attention when the 100 people
0:41:33 > 0:41:38were sitting down to rack their brains about celebrity Apprentices.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41This is your last chance to win £3,250. What do you reckon?
0:41:41 > 0:41:48- No! Red cross.- Let's see if it's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said Richard Hammond.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54Oh, no.
0:41:58 > 0:42:03Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer,
0:42:03 > 0:42:07so you don't win today's jackpot of £3,250, which rolls over to the next show,
0:42:07 > 0:42:11but you have been fantastic, and you do get to take home our Pointless trophy.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13APPLAUSE
0:42:15 > 0:42:19- Have you now remembered who it was? - I've remembered one.- Who?
0:42:19 > 0:42:21The girl out of Birds Of A Feather.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24- You haven't remembered it then, have you?- I can't remember her name.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27I know someone who knows all these things. Richard.
0:42:27 > 0:42:31Well, I think maybe the person who stormed out, was it Patsy Palmer you were thinking of?
0:42:31 > 0:42:35- Yes.- Stormed out, had rows with lots of the other...
0:42:35 > 0:42:37- She had rows with everyone. - She did a bit, yeah.
0:42:37 > 0:42:44If you had said Patsy Palmer you would have won the money, because she was a pointless answer.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46There are lots of pointless answers. Let's look at a few.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48Cheryl Cole has been a celebrity Apprentice.
0:42:48 > 0:42:54Rupert Everett, who left after one day. Lisa Snowdon.
0:42:54 > 0:42:58Karren Brady, who's now Sir Alan's right-hand man. Patsy Palmer, there we go.
0:42:58 > 0:43:02Nick Hancock, They Think It's All Over but there's another page to go.
0:43:02 > 0:43:07Phil Tufnell was a pointless answer, as were Ross Kemp and Trinny Woodall.
0:43:07 > 0:43:11Well, unfortunately, we do have to say goodbye to you, Moira and Maddie,
0:43:11 > 0:43:17but you have been fantastic. Great fun having you on the show. Thanks so much for playing. Thank you.
0:43:17 > 0:43:21So nobody's won our jackpot today, so it rolls over again,
0:43:21 > 0:43:24which means on the next show we'll be playing for £4,250.
0:43:24 > 0:43:28Join us next time to see if someone can win it.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30- It's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
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