0:00:20 > 0:00:22CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:00:25 > 0:00:29Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong, and a warm welcome to Pointless,
0:00:29 > 0:00:36the quiz show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners. Let's meet today's players
0:00:36 > 0:00:42Liz and Jane, you're our first pair on the show this afternoon. How do you two know each other?
0:00:42 > 0:00:49We are sisters. Jane's the eldest. I'm the youngest. There are two more in between.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Four sisters?- Yes. - Wow. That's a formidable team!
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- It is.- Where are you from?- Devon.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Jane, what are you hoping comes up?
0:00:58 > 0:01:02I would love something to do with literature.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- I like reading and I've taught it as well.- You've taught it?- Yes.
0:01:06 > 0:01:12- So, literature, then.- Yes. - I think you're going to do well. Best of luck the pair of you.
0:01:12 > 0:01:18Welcome back Sureeni and Olivia. You were on last time. Everyone gets two cracks at the final.
0:01:18 > 0:01:24- Remind us how you did last time. - We crashed and burned, I'm afraid, in the first round.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29- What was it?- Sport. - Oh, the Commonwealth Games.- Yeah.
0:01:29 > 0:01:36- Olivia, what do you do in your spare time?- Last year I did the London to Brighton Mini run in my vintage car.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- A vintage Mini?- Yeah. - Still going strong?- Yeah. I love it.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- How about you, Sureeni? - I sing in a couple of choirs.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- Not just one choir! Two choirs!- Yes. - Different choirs?- Completely.
0:01:48 > 0:01:55- One is more church music and the other one more pop.- Very exciting. Very best of luck to you.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Next, we welcome Bob and Bill. How do you know each other?
0:01:59 > 0:02:04We met when we were two. We were playing in our red cars in the street.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08We bumped into each other and been friends ever since.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Exchanged details!- That's right.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Bob, what's your area of expertise?
0:02:14 > 0:02:19I'm a chartered architectural technologist. I draw building plans.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21That's posh for Bob the builder.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- That's right. - Bob the architectural technologist.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- That just doesn't work.- No.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Very best of luck the pair of you. Finally, Dan and Danny.
0:02:31 > 0:02:38- How do you know each other?- We went to the same university and Danny slept on our floor for four months.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43- And you're still friends. - I know. Can't get rid of him!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Where were you at university?- Hull.
0:02:46 > 0:02:51- Danny, what did you do at Hull? - I did sport science.- Catching(!)
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Catching! A bit of throwing, bit of catching!
0:02:55 > 0:02:59- Dan, how about you? - I did British politics.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- LAUGHTER - All right, Danny. All right.
0:03:02 > 0:03:08Let's just see whose degree does them better on the show. The very best of luck to you.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11There's one person left for me to introduce.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16It's rumoured he has a little black book of his favourite obscure facts.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21- I don't believe that! He's my Pointless friend, Richard.- Hiya.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24APPLAUSE AND WHISTLES
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Good afternoon to you. - The best of afternoons to you, sir.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- How are you?- I'm very well. - Should be a good show.
0:03:33 > 0:03:40We've only got one returning pair. Sureeni and Olivia got knocked out in the first round.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43There's no sport, no literature,
0:03:43 > 0:03:47but we have chartered architectural technology in round two!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49LAUGHTER
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Well, thanks, Richard. We put all our questions to 100 people.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56We are after the obscure answers.
0:03:56 > 0:04:02Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer, an answer none of our 100 people gave.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Each time, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Nobody won the jackpot last time so we add £1,000.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Today's jackpot starts at...
0:04:12 > 0:04:14CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Right, let's play Pointless.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29In the first round, each of you gives me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Whichever team has the highest score will be eliminated.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37An incorrect answer will score the maximum of 100 points.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Our first category is...
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Can you decide who's going to go first and second?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name
0:04:55 > 0:04:59as many U2 singles as they could.
0:04:59 > 0:05:04U2 singles. Jane and Liz just couldn't be happier(!)
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Richard. - Everybody looks delighted(!)
0:05:07 > 0:05:14Any single released by U2 or which features them as co-artist to reach the UK Top 40
0:05:14 > 0:05:16up to the start of 2011.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21- There are 40 answers on the list. - OK, thanks, Richard.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Liz and Jane, you drew lots, and you get to go first.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- You lucky things, Jane(!) - LAUGHTER
0:05:27 > 0:05:32- Does this mean anything to you?- No. I get my U2s and UB40s muddled up!
0:05:32 > 0:05:36I wouldn't know, really, if I've got the right one.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- But I've got one in mind. - OK. Very good.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Red Red Wine?- Red Red Wine. I see what you've done there!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45LAUGHTER
0:05:45 > 0:05:51Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said Red Red Wine.
0:05:51 > 0:05:57You're hoping to score as few points as possible. Let's hope it's correct. Red Red Wine.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Bad luck!- I knew it!
0:06:02 > 0:06:08I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer and you score the maximum.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Richard, am I correct in thinking a U2 was a rocket?- It was a spy plane.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- A spy plane. Yeah, that's right. - That's very unlucky, Jane.
0:06:16 > 0:06:22- At least you know why you got it wrong.- Yes! - You got U2 and UB40 mixed up.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Turning up to the DSS with a spy plane!
0:06:25 > 0:06:30Now, then, Olivia. Remember, we are looking for U2 singles.
0:06:30 > 0:06:36Hello Hello. I can hear it in my head going round. I'm not sure if that's what it's called.
0:06:36 > 0:06:41Hello Hello. Let's see if that is a correct answer and, if it is, how many people said it.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Bad luck.
0:06:47 > 0:06:53That also is an incorrect answer and you score the maximum of 100 points.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Richard.- Sorry, Olivia. I'll explain why that's incorrect at the end.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00At least you've made Jane very happy.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03We've never had four 100s in a row before.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Not till now!
0:07:06 > 0:07:13- Come on, Bob! - I've got some U2 albums and I can't think of a single!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Bob the technical architect, come on!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I really can't... Goodbye.
0:07:18 > 0:07:23- Goodbye?- Yes. As opposed to Hello Hello.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Can we fix it, Bob?
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Yes, we can.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Listen, Bono. If you're watching...!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33LAUGHTER
0:07:34 > 0:07:39Let's see if it's a correct answer and how many people said Goodbye.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Yup! - LAUGHTER
0:07:46 > 0:07:48That is an incorrect answer.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52You also score the maximum of 100 points.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54It really is going very well indeed.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59I know all U2 watch the show, they watch it together.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03The Edge will be in front of the TV, "Guys, come here. They're doing us!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07"Let's find out which of our songs is most popular."
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Now they'll be sitting there, the champagne going slightly flat,
0:08:11 > 0:08:17going, "Why don't we release singles called Goodbye, Hello Hello and Red Red Wine?"
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Bob, you just made the Edge cry.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- LAUGHTER - Now, then. Dan.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26What's the most obscure U2...?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Do you know what? Just name a U2 single!
0:08:30 > 0:08:37- A U2 single. - U2 are my mum's favourite band. I feel I should know this.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41There's one I think I know but it might be the name of an album.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46I'm considering going for a safe one after the display we've had. No offence, guys!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Um... I'll risk it.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Joshua Tree?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Joshua Tree.- I've just seen his face. It looks bad.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Welcome to Pointless history.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01LAUGHTER
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Will your mum be watching, Dan?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Probably, yeah.
0:09:06 > 0:09:12Let's see if The Joshua Tree is a correct answer and how many people said it. Good luck.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18LAUGHTER AND GROANS It is an album, though.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Isn't it?- I don't...believe it.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Did you all just have an agreement before the show started?
0:09:25 > 0:09:30"Do you know what? Shall we all just get maximum scores?"
0:09:30 > 0:09:33There you are. You scored the maximum of 100 points.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Look at that! Richard.- Yeah.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41Everyone's got the wrong answer for slightly different reasons.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43The Joshua Tree is a U2 album.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Let's refocus. None of us will ever speak of that again.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51OK, get a series of pointless answers and cheer U2 up.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56We're halfway through the round. Let's look at those scores.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58LAUGHTER
0:09:59 > 0:10:02You are all on 100 points!
0:10:04 > 0:10:09One of you is leaving us at the end of this round. You have only yourselves to blame.
0:10:09 > 0:10:16We're going to come back down the line. Can the second players please take their places on the podiums?
0:10:17 > 0:10:21OK, we are looking for singles by a band called U2.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Right, I think I've just about remembered one.
0:10:25 > 0:10:31Linked in with football. I think it was a theme tune to a highlights programme. Beautiful Day.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said Beautiful Day.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Well done, Danny.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Very well done.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:10:48 > 0:10:51That scores you 19.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54It takes your total up to 119.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Excellent.- A single released by U2!
0:10:57 > 0:11:01I was beginning to think they hadn't released any.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Beautiful Day they used as a theme to The Premiership on ITV.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Phew.- Bill.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13We have a high scorer now.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Danny and Dan on 119. If you score 18 points or less,
0:11:16 > 0:11:21you will be through, for sure, to the next round.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Bill, I bet you know some U2 songs.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26One I definitely know is a U2 single.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Probably one of the first ones they ever did.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Er... In The Name Of Love. - Here's your red line coming in.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Let's see if In The Name Of Love gets you below that red line.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45It's correct.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Well done, Bill. Brilliant answer!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:11:55 > 0:11:58That's a bit more like it. It scores you three points.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00It takes your total to 103.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04It's Pride (In The Name Of Love). Very good answer. Well done.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08We are looking for U2 Top 40 singles, Sureeni.
0:12:08 > 0:12:13You are on 100 points. Our high scorers are Danny and Dan on 119.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17I think, seeing as Olivia started with... I'm going with Vertigo.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- I think she was thinking of that song.- Vertigo?- Yeah.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Let's see if Vertigo's right and how many people said Vertigo.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Well done, Sureeni.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Very well done, indeed.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38APPLAUSE
0:12:38 > 0:12:41That scores you six and takes you up to 106.
0:12:41 > 0:12:46- Richard.- Well played, Sureeni. It's like old-school Pointless.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51When people got right answers. A Number One from 2004.
0:12:51 > 0:12:58- I think that's what Olivia was thinking of. The chorus starts "Hello, hello."- Now, then, Liz.
0:12:58 > 0:13:03This is the moment of truth, where Danny and Dan, Liz and Jane
0:13:03 > 0:13:07tussle to see who will be leaving us at the end of this round.
0:13:07 > 0:13:13- I've got one in my head. With Or Without You is what I'm saying.- With Or Without You.
0:13:13 > 0:13:22I'm so glad you didn't say, "I always get confused between U2 and the Goombay Dance Band!"
0:13:22 > 0:13:24LAUGHTER
0:13:24 > 0:13:29We're looking for U2 singles. You are saying With Or Without You.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31You have to score 18 or less.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35There's your red line. Below that, through to the next round.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Good luck, Liz.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42It's right.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Oh, my goodness!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Very, very well done.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52You had to score 18 points.
0:13:52 > 0:13:58You did score 18 points. Very well done, Liz. That takes you to 118.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- Richard.- Very well played, Liz, and everybody on that second pass.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07Insult to injury to Dan and Danny, it's from The Joshua Tree album.
0:14:07 > 0:14:12There were lots of pointless answers here. Let's look at some of them.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me was a Number Two.
0:14:17 > 0:14:22As was City Of Blinding Lights. Discotheque was Number One.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Three more Top Ten hits here...
0:14:30 > 0:14:32..Fire was their first single.
0:14:32 > 0:14:37It's the only pointless answer not to be a Top Ten hit!
0:14:37 > 0:14:43Judging by the standards here, very well done it you named ANY U2 single.
0:14:43 > 0:14:50So, at the end of Round One, the losing pair with the highest score is Dan and Danny. The Dans.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55So, listen, your short time on Pointless, first time round.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59You'll be back. You'll be back. What has it taught you?
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- Don't bring him with me next time. - LAUGHTER
0:15:03 > 0:15:09Listen, we will get all your sport and politics next time round.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12We say goodbye now, but thanks so much for playing.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:15:16 > 0:15:19For the remaining pairs, it's time for Round Two.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Only two pairs can make it through to the head-to-head.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32One of the three teams will leave us at the end of this round.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35OK, our category for Round Two is...
0:15:38 > 0:15:43Can you decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second?
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Our Round Two question this afternoon concerns...
0:15:56 > 0:16:04We're about to show you a list of quotes said by or commonly attributed to famous people.
0:16:04 > 0:16:09- We asked 100 people to tell us who said them. Richard. - Six quotes on each pass.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12The more obscure the quote, the fewer points you'll score.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16If you give us an incorrect answer, you'll score 100 points.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21I almost never give clues, but after the first round I'll say one thing.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- None of them were said by Bono. - LAUGHTER
0:16:24 > 0:16:29So we are looking for the people who most famously said these quotes.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Here we go...
0:16:47 > 0:16:49..I'll read them one more time...
0:16:55 > 0:16:58..Liz, there are the quotes.
0:16:58 > 0:17:03Let's find a nice obscure one and attribute it to somebody correct.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08I think "Ich bin ein Berliner" was said by JF Kennedy.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11JF Kennedy, "Ich bin ein Berliner", let's see if that's right.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15And if it is, how many people knew that answer, JF Kennedy.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Yes, of course.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Scores you 33. Richard.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35He said it to West Berliners after the Berlin Wall went up.
0:17:35 > 0:17:42It's quite a low score, but some of that's explained by the fact that 17 thought Hitler said it.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48Now then, Olivia. How comfortable are you with that selection?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Fairly confident, but I'm beginning to doubt myself.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56What's going on there?
0:17:56 > 0:18:01I'm going for, "I have nothing to declare except my genius".
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- Which I think was Oscar Wilde. - Oscar Wilde.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Let's see if it's right and how many people knew that answer.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Well done.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Very well done. 22 for that.
0:18:28 > 0:18:34- Richard.- Reportedly said by him in 1882 at New York customs control.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37But no evidence that he did ever say it.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39There we are.
0:18:39 > 0:18:44Here are the quotes. You just have to supply me with the author.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- Bill. - Right, I think I know three of them.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Which are they?- "I have a dream" - Martin Luther King.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55"The lady's not for turning" - Margaret Thatcher.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57"The eagle has landed" - Neil Armstrong.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01"I live and die by my serve", I imagine is a tennis player.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05I can't think who. I think I'll go for Neil Armstrong.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- Neil Armstrong and...? - "The eagle has landed."
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Neil Armstrong and "The eagle has landed".
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Let's see if that's right and, if it is, what it scores you.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19It's right.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Best score so far!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Very well done.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38I suspect it's a low score because he's more famous for saying,
0:19:38 > 0:19:42"One small step for man. One giant step for mankind."
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Maybe people forgot "The eagle has landed."
0:19:44 > 0:19:48You're quite right to choose that one...
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Any clues on "I live and die by my serve"?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Yes. That was Bill Gates. It was one of their early dial-up sets.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05My Serve. And he said, "I live and die by My Serve."
0:20:05 > 0:20:07LAUGHTER
0:20:07 > 0:20:12No. It's actually Larry Mullen, the drummer from U2.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- Was it Pete Sampras? - It is Pete Sampras, yes.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Very well done if you got that at home.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26That last answer from Bill and Bob, 19.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Lovely low score.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Olivia and Sureeni looking very good on 22.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38Jane, you have to find a really nice low-scoring answer to get through.
0:20:38 > 0:20:44We're going to come back down the line. Can the second players please take their places on the podium?
0:20:44 > 0:20:49We're going to put six more quotes up on the board. Here they are...
0:21:06 > 0:21:07..Let me say those again...
0:21:18 > 0:21:23..We are looking for the people who famously said these quotes.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Bob, you're the low-scorers. The high-scorers are Jane and Liz.
0:21:27 > 0:21:34To be absolutely sure of going through the head-to-head, you want to score 13 or less.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36OK, um...
0:21:36 > 0:21:40I do know, think I know, a few of those.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Finding the most obscure is difficult.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I'll go for "I have the heart and stomach of a King."
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Which was Elizabeth I.
0:21:49 > 0:21:54"The heart and stomach of a King" - Elizabeth I.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57If you get below that red line with Elizabeth I,
0:21:57 > 0:21:59you are through to the head-to-head.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Let's see if she did say that and, if she did, how many people said it.
0:22:13 > 0:22:1818! Very good score! That takes your total up to 37.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21APPLAUSE
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Said in an address to troops at Tilbury
0:22:24 > 0:22:28in 1588, when a Spanish invasion was imminent.
0:22:28 > 0:22:33- Sureeni.- Yes.- The high-scorers are now Bob and Bill on 37.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35You are on 22.
0:22:35 > 0:22:40If you can score 14 or less, you are through to the head-to-head.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44I'm going to go for "We're more popular than Jesus now."
0:22:44 > 0:22:46John Lennon.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people knew that quote.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02Quite a well-known one. Takes your total to 55.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Richard.
0:23:05 > 0:23:10It's a correct answer, Sureeni, and keeps the pressure on Jane.
0:23:10 > 0:23:16"We are more popular than Jesus now" is something that Bono was saying,
0:23:16 > 0:23:18but he may have to reconsider.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Thanks very much, Richard.
0:23:20 > 0:23:25Now then, Jane. The high-scorers are Sureeni and Olivia on 55.
0:23:25 > 0:23:30You have to score 21 or less with this answer.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32I think I know all of those.
0:23:32 > 0:23:37"They think it's all over. It is now" is Kenneth Wolstenholme.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41"We shall fight on the beaches" is obviously Churchill.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" was Muhammad Ali.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48"Any colour, so long as it's black" was Henry Ford.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51I'll go for Henry Ford, "Any colour, so long as it's black."
0:23:51 > 0:23:56You have to score 21 or less. Here's your red line.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00If Henry Ford can get you below that red line
0:24:00 > 0:24:03you are through to the head-to-head, good luck.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Let's see if it's right and how many people said Henry Ford.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12It's right.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Surprisingly high score there. 34.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26That takes your score up to 67. Richard.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Unlucky, Jane. You got every single one right.
0:24:29 > 0:24:34- One of those answers would have kept you in the round.- Which one?
0:24:34 > 0:24:38"They think it's all over. It is now." Ironically.
0:24:38 > 0:24:44- It is now, isn't it? - It was Kenneth Wolstenholme.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47The other two were big scorers, though...
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Thanks very much, Richard.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07At the end of Round Two, the losing pair with the highest score,
0:25:07 > 0:25:09it's Liz and Jane.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- That makes it a bit harder, knowing Kenneth Wolstenholme.- Well...
0:25:13 > 0:25:19- It does really, if I'm honest! - It's a very well-known quote.
0:25:19 > 0:25:25I'm old enough. I watched the World Cup Final on television and I remember him saying it.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29We will see you next time. We'll look forward to that.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Thank you, meanwhile, for playing.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37For the remaining pairs, things get even more exciting in the head-to-head.
0:25:43 > 0:25:48Bob and Bill, Sureeni and Olivia, you've made it to the head-to-head.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Only one player can play for the jackpot
0:25:51 > 0:25:54which currently stands at...
0:25:56 > 0:26:00CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:26:00 > 0:26:03You go head-to-head on the best of three questions.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07Each pair gives just one answer, and you are allowed to confer.
0:26:07 > 0:26:12Score less than the other pair and you will win that question.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16The pair that gets first to the best of three will play for the jackpot.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- Let's play Pointless. - APPLAUSE
0:26:22 > 0:26:25OK, here is your first question.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:26:28 > 0:26:30to name as many...
0:26:33 > 0:26:36..as they could.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Richard.
0:26:38 > 0:26:43We're looking for any of the nine squares between "Go" and "In Jail" on the standard UK Monopoly board.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46We won't accept "Just Visiting" on the "In Jail" square.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Any of the nine squares between "Go" and "In Jail".
0:26:49 > 0:26:54Thanks, Richard. Bob and Bill, because you've played best so far,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56you get to go first.
0:26:56 > 0:27:01The nine Monopoly squares between "Go" and "In Jail".
0:27:01 > 0:27:07- LOW VOICES - Old Kent Road...- Whitechapel.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Whitechapel.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15- Whitechapel?- Yeah. - Sureeni and Olivia.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18We think Old Kent Road is the first one.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21We're not sure of the second dark brown.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23There are three light blue ones.
0:27:23 > 0:27:28- What about the station?- King's Cross?- I thought Charing Cross.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32I always get those two mixed up with Harry Potter.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35What do you think? Angel Islington?
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- The Angel Islington. - Shall we go for that?- Yeah.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42- We're going for Angel... Angel OF Islington?- Angel Islington.
0:27:42 > 0:27:46- Angel Islington. - The Angel Islington. OK.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50So, we have Whitechapel and we have the Angel Islington.
0:27:50 > 0:27:56Bob and Bill, Whitechapel. Let's see if it's correct and how many people said Whitechapel.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:28:12 > 0:28:16Sureeni and Olivia have gone for the Angel Islington.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20Let's see if it's right and how many people said the Angel Islington.
0:28:30 > 0:28:35- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - Very, very well done.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38The Angel Islington scores you just nine.
0:28:38 > 0:28:42- It's one-nil to Sureeni and Olivia. Richard.- Two good answers.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46Whitechapel, we accepted. It's Whitechapel Road.
0:28:46 > 0:28:50The Angel Islington is where the people from Waddington's sat down
0:28:50 > 0:28:52to work out what locations to use.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55There's a couple of low scorers here...
0:28:58 > 0:29:01..King's Cross station, not Charing Cross...
0:29:12 > 0:29:16..The other one you were thinking of, Old Kent Road, 42.
0:29:16 > 0:29:23Here is your second question. Bob and Bill, you have to win this question to stay in the game.
0:29:23 > 0:29:30Sureeni and Olivia, if you win this, you are straight through to play for that £2,250 jackpot.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32Here is your second question.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:29:34 > 0:29:36to name as many...
0:29:39 > 0:29:41..as they could. Richard.
0:29:41 > 0:29:50Any of the seven people who've been the presenter of the Film programme from Film '71 to Film 2011.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53We won't accept stand-ins for individual episodes,
0:29:53 > 0:29:57but seven hosts from '71 all the way through to 2011.
0:29:57 > 0:30:01OK, Sureeni and Olivia, you go first on this one.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04CONFER IN WHISPERS
0:30:07 > 0:30:13- Go on!- We're going to go for Claudia Winkleman. - Claudia Winkleman?- Yeah.
0:30:13 > 0:30:18OK, Bob and Bill, Claudia Winkleman is off the table.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20We know a couple of them.
0:30:20 > 0:30:25- We're going to go for Barry Norman. - You're going for Barry Norman?- Yeah.
0:30:25 > 0:30:28Claudia Winkleman from Sureeni and Olivia.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Barry Norman from Bob and Bill.
0:30:30 > 0:30:35Claudia Winkleman, let's see if that's right and how many people said that.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:30:46 > 0:30:4826.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Now, Bob and Bill.
0:30:53 > 0:30:59You've gone for Barry Norman. Let's see if that's right and how many people knew Barry Norman.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10Oh, well done, Bob and Bill!
0:31:10 > 0:31:12- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - That was what you needed.
0:31:12 > 0:31:16Barry Norman beats it, 24 to 26.
0:31:16 > 0:31:21After two questions, you are absolutely like as you lie, Richard.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24It's been very close on both questions.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27There's three obvious ones, but four slightly less obvious.
0:31:27 > 0:31:31There's three pointless answers as well, from the early days.
0:31:31 > 0:31:35Joan Bakewell presented briefly in '72 and '73.
0:31:35 > 0:31:40Jacky Gillot was the original presenter of Film '71.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43Frederick Raphael, the writer and author, was also pointless.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46Danny Leigh, the Guardian film critic
0:31:46 > 0:31:51who co-hosts with Claudia Winkleman, scored one point. Then Barry Norman.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53He presented for 26 years...
0:31:58 > 0:32:01OK, here is your third question.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Whoever wins this question will be through to the final
0:32:04 > 0:32:09and playing for that jackpot of £2,250. Good luck.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:32:13 > 0:32:15to name as many...
0:32:17 > 0:32:21..as they could. Children of "Brangelina".
0:32:21 > 0:32:28- Richard.- We're looking for any of the six children born to or adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
0:32:28 > 0:32:33With the adopted kids, we're looking for the names as they are now,
0:32:33 > 0:32:35as of the start of 2011.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Thank you very much indeed.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Bob and Bill, you are going to go first.
0:32:40 > 0:32:45We're not very good at celebrities. THEY WHISPER
0:32:45 > 0:32:47That'll do.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50David. LAUGHTER
0:32:50 > 0:32:52- David Gelina.- Yeah.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55You're going for David. Sureeni and Olivia.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58I don't know any.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00A-herm!
0:33:00 > 0:33:06I know that... I think she had Maddox or Lennox or both.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10I know that her and Brad Pitt had Shiloh.
0:33:10 > 0:33:15I think there's twins, and I think the girl's called Vivienne.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18Let's go for one you're definitely sure.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21- Shiloh.- Shiloh. - Shiloh, you're going to say.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24We have David and we have Shiloh.
0:33:24 > 0:33:29Whoever wins this question is through to the final to play for that jackpot.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31Bob and Bill went with David.
0:33:31 > 0:33:36- THEY LAUGH - You never know!
0:33:37 > 0:33:40Sometimes you do know.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42LAUGHTER
0:33:42 > 0:33:46Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said David.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50- GROANS - Who's have thought(?)
0:33:50 > 0:33:56Bad luck, Bob and Bill. Sureeni and Olivia, you have gone for Shiloh.
0:33:56 > 0:34:00All that matters is that it is right and you are through to the final.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06Very well done.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:34:14 > 0:34:1811. That's academic. It only had to be right, and it was right.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Sureeni and Olivia, you are through to the final.
0:34:21 > 0:34:26- Richard.- Yeah, Madonna had an adopted child, David, of course.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29Just the wrong celebrity, that's all.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32There are the twins at the bottom...
0:34:33 > 0:34:36..Zahara on six...
0:34:43 > 0:34:47Well, the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head is Bob and Bill.
0:34:47 > 0:34:54It was very, very close. Extremely exciting...in the first two questions!
0:34:54 > 0:35:00- Sadly, we went a bit off piste. - It's a fair cop, guv. They played better than us. Good luck.
0:35:00 > 0:35:04Well, we'll get to see you next time, which we look forward to.
0:35:04 > 0:35:08- Meanwhile, thanks very much. - CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:35:09 > 0:35:15For Sureeni and Olivia it's time for our Pointless final and the chance to win our jackpot of £2,250.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24Congratulations, Sureeni and Olivia.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28You fought off the competition and won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:37 > 0:35:41You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot which stands at...
0:35:45 > 0:35:48CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Now, the rules are very simple.
0:35:50 > 0:35:56Find a Pointless answer, an answer that none of our 100 people can think of.
0:35:56 > 0:36:00We haven't had any pointless answers today. You only have to find one now.
0:36:00 > 0:36:05Firstly, you choose a category from these three options. Here we are...
0:36:10 > 0:36:13..British actresses, opera or fashion.
0:36:13 > 0:36:17You're a design student, so fashion would be on you.
0:36:17 > 0:36:22- Opera, I'd rule out cos I only know the obvious ones.- I agree.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25- I think British actresses. - Yeah. I think.
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Yeah. British actresses.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:36:34 > 0:36:37..as they could. Richard.
0:36:37 > 0:36:42Any feature film for which Julie Walters received an acting credit
0:36:42 > 0:36:44or voice credit for animated films.
0:36:44 > 0:36:48We're not looking for short films, TV films or documentaries.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51Any feature film starring Julie Walters.
0:36:51 > 0:36:55There are 30 films on the list, up to the beginning of 2011.
0:36:55 > 0:36:59Thank you. You now have one minute to come up with three answers.
0:36:59 > 0:37:05All you need to win that jackpot of £2,250 is for one of those to be pointless.
0:37:05 > 0:37:09Your 60 seconds start now.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12Billy Elliot, the Harry Potter series.
0:37:12 > 0:37:16- Educating Rita was her first film. - Yeah.- She was really good in that.
0:37:16 > 0:37:21- Has she done any voice acting? - She probably has. She's really recognisable.
0:37:21 > 0:37:25Educating Rita. Which Harry Potter was she in?
0:37:25 > 0:37:28- All of them.- What's an unusual Harry Potter film?
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Goblet Of Fire? I don't know.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33What's the American one?
0:37:33 > 0:37:36That's the Philosopher's Stone. Yeah.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41We need a third one.
0:37:41 > 0:37:48- Prisoner Of Azcaban. Shall we go for The Goblet Of Fire?- Yeah. And what? Prisoner Of Azcaban?
0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Then do you want to go for Educating Rita?- Yeah.
0:37:51 > 0:37:55- She was really... It was an amazing film.- Can't think of any others.
0:37:55 > 0:37:59- Apart from the really obvious. - Billy Elliot.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02- That's too obvious.- Yeah.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Five seconds left.
0:38:07 > 0:38:12OK, that's your minute up. I now need your three answers.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15We were looking for Julie Walters films.
0:38:15 > 0:38:21We're going to go for the Harry Potter series, The Goblet Of Fire.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24- Goblet Of Fire. - Educating Rita.- Educating Rita.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27- What was the third one? - Another Harry Potter one.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone.
0:38:30 > 0:38:34Of those three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless?
0:38:34 > 0:38:38- Educating Rita.- We'll put that last.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41Which of the two Harry Potters shall we put first?
0:38:41 > 0:38:45Um, probably The Goblet Of Fire.
0:38:45 > 0:38:51Goblet Of Fire, Philosopher's Stone, Educating Rita. We'll put them up in that order.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53We have...
0:39:01 > 0:39:04..Two Harry Potter films in your trio.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06We're looking for Julie Walters films.
0:39:06 > 0:39:10This was the answer you had the least faith in.
0:39:10 > 0:39:15You only have to find one pointless answer to win that £2,250 jackpot.
0:39:15 > 0:39:20Let's see if The Goblet Of Fire is right and, if it is,
0:39:20 > 0:39:23how many people said Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32Wow! And there we are! Turns out not to be a correct answer.
0:39:32 > 0:39:37Unfortunately, that's not a pointless answer. Bit of a surprise.
0:39:37 > 0:39:42- Maybe we just don't know who Julie Walters is! - Maybe she's not in Harry Potter!
0:39:42 > 0:39:46- Sureeni, does anyone? - LAUGHTER
0:39:46 > 0:39:50Here's your second answer. Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone.
0:39:50 > 0:39:55Now we know that she wasn't in The Goblet Of Fire, how are we feeling?
0:39:55 > 0:39:58She has to be in the first one.
0:39:58 > 0:40:02- They say goodbye when they go to Hogwarts.- I'm assuming.
0:40:02 > 0:40:07They're quite young in the first one so they'll need a parent!
0:40:07 > 0:40:11Let's hope it's right and, if it is, nobody said it.
0:40:11 > 0:40:16This is your second answer, The Philosopher's Stone.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19This has to be pointless to win the jackpot.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22Let's see how many people said it.
0:40:24 > 0:40:26That's more like it!
0:40:41 > 0:40:43Wow!
0:40:45 > 0:40:49Time to take stock of our position.
0:40:49 > 0:40:53Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone scored only four points.
0:40:53 > 0:40:57Who knows what they know about Educating Rita?
0:40:57 > 0:41:02- £2,250, what would you do with that? - We want to go to New York.
0:41:02 > 0:41:07- Yeah. We'd spend the money on a holiday.- Very, very good.
0:41:07 > 0:41:12We only have one more chance to win that jackpot of £2,250.
0:41:12 > 0:41:17Educating Rita, it's riding on that. We're looking for Julie Walters movies.
0:41:17 > 0:41:23This was the answer you had the most faith in. This for that jackpot of £2,250.
0:41:23 > 0:41:28Let's see if Educating Rita is right and, if it is, how many people knew that answer.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Well, it's right.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44Oh, no!
0:41:52 > 0:41:57Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that crucial pointless answer.
0:41:57 > 0:42:01You don't win today's jackpot, which rolls over to the next show.
0:42:01 > 0:42:06You have been amazing contestants and you take home our pointless trophy.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:42:09 > 0:42:14- So, Richard. - Very well played throughout.
0:42:14 > 0:42:18Educating Rita was the most popular answer of all followed by Mamma Mia,
0:42:18 > 0:42:21Billy Elliot and Calendar Girls.
0:42:21 > 0:42:25Goblet Of Fire was the only Harry Potter film she wasn't in,
0:42:25 > 0:42:28but they all scored much the same as Philosopher's Stone.
0:42:28 > 0:42:33Let's take a look at the pointless answers. There were a fair few...
0:42:34 > 0:42:37..Dreamchild, she plays a voice of a dormouse...
0:42:39 > 0:42:42..Intimate Relations and Just Like A Woman,
0:42:42 > 0:42:44she plays a landlady in both.
0:42:44 > 0:42:48Mickybo And Me, she's Mickybo's mother.
0:42:49 > 0:42:53Prick Up Your Ears, the Joe Orton biog. She plays HIS mother.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55Stepping Out with Liza Minnelli.
0:42:55 > 0:42:59Titanic Town, she plays a Belfast peace campaigner.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02- Very well done if you said any of those.- Thanks, Richard.
0:43:02 > 0:43:08Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you Sureeni and Olivia. Thank you so much for playing.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11APPLAUSE
0:43:13 > 0:43:19Nobody's won our jackpot which means it rolls over onto the next show, where we will be playing for...
0:43:21 > 0:43:24AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Join us to see if someone wins it.
0:43:26 > 0:43:30- It's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:43:50 > 0:43:53Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:43:53 > 0:43:56E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk