0:00:19 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong. A very warm welcome to Pointless,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30the quiz where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32- Let's meet today's players. - APPLAUSE
0:00:36 > 0:00:39So first we welcome back Dan and Danny.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44Everyone gets two chances to reach the Pointless final and this is your final chance.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Dan and Danny, remind us what happened last time.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51We got all the way to the first round
0:00:51 > 0:00:54where, er, Dan didn't know his U2.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- I did, I just didn't say them. - LAUGHTER
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Oh, you two! - LAUGHTER
0:01:00 > 0:01:03It's great to have you back.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08- Remind us what you do, Dan. - I'm a marketing executive for a political communications company.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Which is as sexy as it sounds.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- What do you do, Danny? - I'm a trainee teacher.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I'm about to go out to China to do some teaching.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- What are you going to be teaching? - English.- Wow.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Where are you going in China? - Just outside of Shanghai.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Right you are. Great having you back on the show. Best of luck.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31Next, we welcome back Bob and Bill. You were also on the show last time. Remind us how you did.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35We got to the Head-to-Head and lost it.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Yes, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie... - Yes.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- ..and the names of their spawn.- Yep.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44LAUGHTER
0:01:44 > 0:01:50And you came up with David, which, frankly, Brad and Angelina, is a perfectly sensible name!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53What do you do in your spare time, Bob?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I'm a poor piano player.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- You can't be a poor piano player. - I assure you, I can!- Really?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02What about you?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I like to play the guitar and sing.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Have you ever put your skills together?
0:02:08 > 0:02:13- Many years ago we played in a band. - Oh, you did? Were you on keyboards, Bob?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- I was on drums then.- On drums.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19You're multi-instrumentalists! You're like Justin Bieber!
0:02:19 > 0:02:24Great to have you back on the show. Let's see if we can't get you all the way to the final.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29Next we welcome back Liz and Jane. You were on the show, as well, last time.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Three returning pairs. What happened to you?
0:02:32 > 0:02:37We got to the second round and then I thought of the wrong quotation.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41You wanted literature to come up last time. Did it? No, it didn't.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44What would you like, Liz, this afternoon?
0:02:44 > 0:02:48I would like anything to do with perhaps mythology.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- It does come up from time to time. - The arts...
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- LAUGHTER - Not today!
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Not today.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Liz, what do you do in your spare time?- I go trampolining, erm -
0:02:58 > 0:03:01No, no! Just stop there a second!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- You do it professionally? - No.- I mean properly.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14And finally, we have got Emily and Amy.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19- How do you two know each other? - We met four-and-a-half years ago at Loughborough University.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- What were you studying, Emily? - Psychology.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- I always imagine Loughborough has something to do with sport. - Yes.- Usually.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- But you weren't doing the psychology of sport?- No.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- Or, sorry, sport psychology. - No sports was involved in my life back then.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39- Unlike now!- Now's a different story. - They can't get you off that trampoline!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- LAUGHTER - Oh, dear!
0:03:41 > 0:03:45What about you, Amy? What were you doing at Loughborough?
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Communication and media studies. - In sport. Yes. Brilliant.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54It's fabulous having you both on. We'll find out more about all of you throughout the show.
0:03:54 > 0:03:59There is only one person left for me to introduce. A tour de force in the world of obscure knowledge.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- He's my Pointless friend, he's Richard.- Hiya.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04APPLAUSE
0:04:04 > 0:04:09In the world of obscure knowledge, you are a tour de force.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- The world of obscure knowledge. - LAUGHTER
0:04:12 > 0:04:13HE SIGHS
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Shall we get on?- Let's!- Excellent.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19It's going to be a battle royale today, I think.
0:04:19 > 0:04:24Three returning pairs. Bob and Bill got through to the Head-to-Head. They were very strong.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Emily and Amy may have their work cut out.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32The first two questions, both very different areas.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34High culture and low culture.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37We put all our questions to 100 people before the show.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40We are after the obscure answers they didn't get.
0:04:40 > 0:04:45You're looking to find a pointless answer, an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Each time that happens, we add £250 to the jackpot.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Today's jackpot starts off at:
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Right, let's play Pointless.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13In the first round, you must give me one answer. You cannot confer with your partner.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Whichever team has the highest score will be eliminated.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Our first category this afternoon is:
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Mm... Food.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Can you all decide who's going to go first and second?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Whoever's first, please step up to the podium.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:05:37 > 0:05:41to name as many types of curry as they could.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46As many types of curry. Bill's thrilled with that.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Richard. - The correct answers will be dishes
0:05:48 > 0:05:52that can typically be found on a curry house menu.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Dan and Danny, you all drew lots before the show and you get to go first.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01In this round, we'll give you a choice of seven possible answers in each pass.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06Your first set of seven answers reads like this:
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I'll read those one more time.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25At least one of those answers is pointless,
0:06:25 > 0:06:29but be very careful because at least one is incorrect.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Pick an incorrect one and you will score the maximum of 100 points.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Dan and Danny, curries...
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Do you eat a lot of curries? - Yes, I really love them.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41So, this is playing to your strengths?
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- I think I know a pointless, but I'm not going to risk it.- What?
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Not after last time. - What? No! Atone!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- LAUGHTER - I just want to get a right one.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54It's probably the hottest curry there is.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57I had it on a night out and it was really a bad decision.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- I'm going to say phaal.- Phaal.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- OK. You're hoping phaal is the correct answer.- Yes.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07And if it is, you're hoping hardly anyone said it.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Let's find out how many people said phaal.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16It's right. It's right down...
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Very well done. Look at that.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26Well, you didn't suffer in vain, Dan.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30That phaal has just scored you 6 points. Very good. Richard.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Well done. That's probably the hottest curry on most menus.
0:07:34 > 0:07:3610 to 12 ground chillies in a standard portion.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40OK, well, phaal scored you 6.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44- Bob, types of curry... Sounds fun? - It does, yes.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Do you eat curry? - I eat a lot of curry.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I always have the same meal.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Exactly. I don't study the menu enough to know what is on there.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I'm going to go for rogan josh.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You're going to go for rogan josh.
0:07:57 > 0:08:02Let's see if it's correct, and if it is, how many people said it. Good luck, Bob.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05He's right.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Down it comes. 37.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17It's a correct answer, but it's a high scorer.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Rogan josh. - Yes, a medium-strength curry.
0:08:19 > 0:08:26It used to be Kashmiri lamb stew but has been changed over the years by curry houses.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Thank you very much, Richard. Now then, Liz, types of curry?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I'm not a curry eater, so this is a complete guess.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Because I like the name of it, I shall go for pasanda.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Pasanda. There it is, three up from the bottom.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42OK. Pasanda, you're saying.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many said pasanda.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51It's right. Well done, Liz.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Down it comes. 13. Very well done. Pasanda.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- Pasanda, Richard?- It's a mild curry with a creamy sauce,
0:09:05 > 0:09:07usually with almonds and coconut.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Emily.- Hi! - We're looking for types of curry.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Do you eat curries?
0:09:12 > 0:09:16- Rarely.- Really? - Only if my dad's paying.- Really?
0:09:16 > 0:09:21I'm tempted to say vindaloo, obviously, because that's the main one, but...
0:09:21 > 0:09:24..samba...
0:09:24 > 0:09:28I'm just going to have to apologise, but I'm going to say samba.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29- Samba.- Samba.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34- What do you think samba is? Sounds delicious.- Erm, a dance?
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- LAUGHTER - Sorry!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Samba, you're saying. Let's see if it's right.
0:09:41 > 0:09:47- If it is right, I reckon it's going to go a long way down.- OK!
0:09:47 > 0:09:52It has to be right, and if it is, let's see how many people said it. Good luck.
0:09:52 > 0:09:57It's right! Very well done, Emily.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Down it comes. Very, very well done!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04CHEERING
0:10:04 > 0:10:09Samba is right. It's a pointless answer. It adds £250 to today's jackpot
0:10:09 > 0:10:11and it scores you nothing.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15The total is now £3,500.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Very well done. Richard. - Very well played. A pointless answer.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22It's a hot-and-sour curry with lemon juice and lentils,
0:10:22 > 0:10:24as you well know.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Very good. Let's take a look at the rest of the board.
0:10:28 > 0:10:34If you had gone for it, you'd have got a fairly hefty score of 70 points. Well avoided.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39Ceylon is also a curry, but a very low-scoring one. It would've scored you 2.
0:10:39 > 0:10:45And Yegor is a character played by Tim Curry in Fly Me To The Moon.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47It was an incorrect answer.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Very well done at home if you said samba.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Very well chosen, Emily.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Halfway through the round, let's take a look at the scores.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59On no points at all, Emily and Amy. Looking very strong.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Then we come up to Dan and Danny, courtesy of your phaal.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Then up to 13 for Liz and Jane.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Bob and Bill, 37. Who would've thought that would be a high score?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10You are way out in front.
0:11:10 > 0:11:16Bill, you're going to have to find a low-scoring answer, maybe a pointless answer.
0:11:16 > 0:11:21We'll come back down the line. Can the second players take their places at the podium?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25OK, we'll put seven more answers on the board.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29We are looking for types of curry. We have got:
0:11:37 > 0:11:39I'll read those one more time.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48At least one of those answers is pointless.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52But be very careful, because there is at least one incorrect answer.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Try and avoid those incorrect ones.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59So, Amy, no pressure. We are looking for types of curry.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02The high scorers are Bob and Bill on 37.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05If you can score 36 or less with this answer,
0:12:05 > 0:12:07you're definitely in the next round.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11I think, because of Emily,
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I'm going to play it safe a little bit now,
0:12:13 > 0:12:17and I think I'm going to go for bhuna.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- You're going to go for bhuna?- Yes.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22OK. Let's see if that's right. There is your red line.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Below that red line and you are through to the next round.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30Let's see if bhuna is right, and if it is, let's see how many said bhuna.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Well done.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Very well done, Amy. You're through to the next round.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42Bhuna scores you 19. It takes your total up to 19.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Richard.- Very well played, Amy. Through to the second round.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48It's a medium-hot curry, a bhuna.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Well done, Amy. Now then, Jane.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Liz doesn't eat curry at all
0:12:55 > 0:12:58and she managed to score 13.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- Yes.- What are you thinking, Jane?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Well, it's a lot to live up to.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- Do you eat curry?- I do.- Hooray. - I've had it in India, as well.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- Very good. - I think when I was in India,
0:13:08 > 0:13:12I had one that sounded very much like mughlai!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15The high scorers are Bob and Bill on 37. You're on 13.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18You want to score 23 or less with this
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- to make sure you're in the next round. Mughlai.- Yes.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26It has to get below that red line, then you are in the next round.
0:13:26 > 0:13:31Let's see if it's right, and if it is, let's see how many said mughlai.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- It's right!- Well done.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41You are through to the next round. Very well done indeed!
0:13:41 > 0:13:42CHEERING
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Mughlai is a pointless answer.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50It adds £250 to today's jackpot. Takes the total to £3,750.
0:13:50 > 0:13:55It scores you absolutely nothing. Leaves you with a total of 13 and a place in the next round.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- Richard.- Very well done, Jane. A medium-mild curry.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03The curry house version has ginger, ground almonds, yoghurt and cream.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08Very good. Thank you. Remember, we are looking for types of curry.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Bill, you are the high scorers on 37,
0:14:11 > 0:14:15even after two pairs have answered with their second-pass answers.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18You have to try and find a really obscure answer.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22As we've discovered, Dan - a bit of an expert in curry.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25There's nothing to suggest that Danny
0:14:25 > 0:14:28mightn't know his way around a curry menu.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32- Bill.- I think I know most of those.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Does that make it easier or harder?
0:14:35 > 0:14:40Because there's most certainly an incorrect answer on that board.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43I'll go for pathia.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45You're going to go for pathia?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Let's see if that's correct. There's no red line for you, Bill.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54You just have to hope pathia is right and that it goes all the way down.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Let's see if it's right, and if it is, let's see how many said pathia.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04It's right. Well done, Bill.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07It could be going a long way down, I think.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Very well done! Perfect! Very good answer.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16It scores you 2 and it takes your total up to 39.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Is it enough? Is it enough? Richard?
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Very well played, Bill. You kept yourself in the round.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28It's a traditional Parsee, a fish cooked in dark vinegar sauce.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Now then, Danny, the pressure is on you.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Dan is feeling it. I'm feeling it. Are you feeling it?- I am.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39Good. The high scorers are Bill and Bob on 39.
0:15:39 > 0:15:44If you can score 32 or less with your answer,
0:15:44 > 0:15:47you're through to the next round. Otherwise we say goodbye.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51I know definitely korma and jalfrezi are curries.
0:15:51 > 0:15:56I'm not too sure on the other two, so it's whether I risk it.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59I'll go with jalfrezi.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01You're going to go with jalfrezi?
0:16:01 > 0:16:05There's your red line. Red line - somehow appropriate for a jalfrezi.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Let's see if it gets you down below that red line. That's the issue.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13The burning issue, we might say. Let's find out.
0:16:13 > 0:16:19Is it right, and if it is, how many said jalfrezi? Good luck, Danny.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21It's right.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Oh, you're through!
0:16:26 > 0:16:30You are through. That scores you 29.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Takes your total up to 35.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Jalfrezi, Richard. - Very good answer, Danny, well done.
0:16:37 > 0:16:42Korma would've lost it for you. Jalfrezi was the right answer to go for.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46It's a hot curry, made hotter by cooking with green chillies.
0:16:46 > 0:16:51Let's look at the answers. Korma would've been a big scorer. Would've scored you 60.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Dopiaza would've scored you...9.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58And the incorrect answer is Hathi,
0:16:58 > 0:17:02which is the elephant from The Jungle Book.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06Thanks very much, Richard. At the end of Round One,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09the losing pair, I'm sorry to say, is Bob and Bill.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Head-to-Head last time round. Curries have flushed you out.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- LAUGHTER - And 39...
0:17:17 > 0:17:20That doesn't look like a losing score to me.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Great having you on. Thanks for playing.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- Sorry, we say goodbye. - APPLAUSE
0:17:26 > 0:17:29But for the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round Two.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Only two pairs can make it through to the Head-to-Head,
0:17:37 > 0:17:39so one team will leave us.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42The category for Round Two is:
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Poetry.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47There you are, Jane.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Can you decide who's going to go first and second?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:17:57 > 0:18:02And our Round Two question concerns poems and their poets.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Poems and their poets.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08In this round, we're about to show you a list of famous poems.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12We asked 100 people to tell us who they were written by. Richard.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15We're going to show you six poems on each pass.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19The more obscure the poem, the fewer points you score for giving the correct poet.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22If you give an incorrect answer, you score 100 points.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25See how many of the 12 you can get at home.
0:18:25 > 0:18:31OK, thanks, Richard. We are looking for the authors of these famous poems.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Here's our first six:
0:18:43 > 0:18:45I'll read those one more time.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57So, then, Dan, there are the poems.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01We want the poets who wrote them.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- You're looking quite worried. - I can't even think of a poet!
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- You can't think of a single poet? - HE GROANS
0:19:08 > 0:19:13I know Lord Byron exists and he was a poet -
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- I'm going to say he EXISTED! - Existed, yes. All right.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21I'm going to say Paradise Lost by Lord Byron.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many knew that.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Paradise Lost. Byron.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Bad luck, Dan. That's an incorrect answer,
0:19:36 > 0:19:40which means you score the maximum of 100 points for that.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Richard.- On the plus side, yes, Lord Byron did exist.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47LAUGHTER That is confirmed.
0:19:47 > 0:19:52I won't say what the answer is, just in case Liz or Amy want to have a go at that one.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56OK, thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Liz...
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Liz.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02I shall go for The Rime of the Ancient Mariner and Coleridge.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05You say Coleridge, Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many knew that answer.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Very well done. 18.
0:20:20 > 0:20:2318 for Coleridge.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Very well done, Liz. Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Contains the line, "Water, water, everywhere, Nor any drop to drink."
0:20:31 > 0:20:37Amy, how good is your knowledge of poets and their poems?
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Erm, awful.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Really? Is it better than Dan's?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43No!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Do you have any idea?
0:20:46 > 0:20:51I've heard of a poem, but I don't know who wrote it.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- I've heard of Jabberwocky.- OK.
0:20:53 > 0:20:59I'm going to have to guess for Paradise Lost and Hemingway.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Hemingway's Paradise Lost.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Let's see if it exists, and if it does,
0:21:03 > 0:21:06let's see how many said Hemingway, Paradise Lost.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Bad luck. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Great news for Dan and Danny,
0:21:15 > 0:21:18but bad news for Emily.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22You are joining them as high scorers on 100 points. Richard.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26Also very bad news for John Milton, who will be turning in his grave.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- Yes. He didn't see that coming. - He really didn't.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34I suspect Ernest Hemingway and Lord Byron might also be turning in their graves.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- I don't know?- They're not going to see this, are they?
0:21:37 > 0:21:41So John Milton was the author of Paradise Lost.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Would've scored you 34 points.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Let's fill in the rest of the board. The Raven is...
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I'm sure you can fill in this board. The Raven?
0:21:50 > 0:21:55- Is Edgar Allan Poe.- Yes. Thank you. - Would've scored you 26 points.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Jabberwocky is Lewis Carroll. Would've scored you 23.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- If...?- Rudyard Kipling.- Absolutely. Would've scored you 22.
0:22:03 > 0:22:08The best answer on the board is The Charge of the Light Brigade. Would've been the smallest score.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- It's Alfred Lord Tennyson. - Tennyson, yes.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Would've scored 8. Well done if you got that at home.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18OK. We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Well, Liz and Jane!
0:22:20 > 0:22:24You're looking fantastic there. 18. Lovely low score.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Then Amy and Dan.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Two very high 100s there.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Well, I mean, they're 100s.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35They're not high 100s. They're just 100s.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37So the battle is on between Emily and Danny.
0:22:37 > 0:22:42Let's come back down the line. Can the second players please take their places?
0:22:44 > 0:22:48We're going to put six more poems on the board. Here they are.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49We have got:
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I'll read those one more time.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Now, remember, we are looking for the poets who wrote these poems.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15You're trying to find the one that the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:23:15 > 0:23:20Emily, you're the high scorers, along with Danny and Dan, on 100.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23We need a really low score from you, otherwise...
0:23:23 > 0:23:28- ..we might well be saying goodbye. - I think we might be. Erm...
0:23:28 > 0:23:32I've heard of these. I've heard of nearly all of them.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35But I can't put a name to the titles.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40Erm... The Owl and the Pussy-cat and I'm going to say William Blake.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43The Owl and the Pussy-cat, William Blake, you're going to say.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47- Yes.- Well, you're the high scorers, so there's no red line for you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Let's see if it's right. It needs to be a low score.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- It also needs to be correct. - SHE GIGGLES
0:23:54 > 0:24:00The Owl and the Pussy-cat, William Blake. Let's see how many people said William Blake.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Bad luck. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:24:05 > 0:24:11It scores you the maximum 100, taking your total up to an impressive 200.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- Richard.- Big score, but it's possible it could be a tie.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19I won't give the answer, just in case Jane or Danny want to have a go.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23OK, Jane. You are the low scorers on 18.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26It doesn't matter what you score, you are through,
0:24:26 > 0:24:32because you'll never overtake the high score of Emily and Amy on 200.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I actually know quite a few of those.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38So I'm going to go for the Divine Comedy by Dante.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Very good. OK. There's no red line for you.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Let's see, though, if Dante is right,
0:24:44 > 0:24:48and if it is, let's see how many people said it. Dante, the Divine Comedy.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Very well done.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Down it goes to 18.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Same score as Liz had in the first pass.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Takes your total up to 36.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05- Richard.- Well played, Jane. The inscription on the gates of hell is,
0:25:05 > 0:25:07"Abandon hope all ye who enter here,"
0:25:07 > 0:25:11- which we should've said at the beginning of this round.- Yes!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Well done. You're through to the next round.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17Now, Danny. Danny, Danny, can you salvage something?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19I doubt it very much! Erm...
0:25:19 > 0:25:22I've not really got a clue on any of them.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Apparently, there's a poet called Lord Byron,
0:25:25 > 0:25:29so I'll go Ode to a Nightingale, Lord Byron.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33Ode to a Nightingale, Byron, you're going to say. OK.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36You want to score 99 points or less with this.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40There's your red line. You have to get below that red line.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Is Byron, Ode to a Nightingale, right, and how many people said it?
0:25:48 > 0:25:49No.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53That's an incorrect answer, which means you score the maximum of 100 points,
0:25:53 > 0:25:55taking your total up to 200.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- Richard, not much you can say.- No. Other than, "Emily, I told you so!"
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- The Head-to-Head's going to be exciting.- Yes!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05LAUGHTER
0:26:05 > 0:26:08This is very exciting, as well. It's a tie.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11The tied pairs have to give me one answer each.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Your scores are going to be reset to zero.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Oh, look at that!
0:26:16 > 0:26:21OK. You have gone down to zero. You are now allowed to confer.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26The pair that gets the lowest score...
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- This is going to go on forever! - LAUGHTER
0:26:29 > 0:26:33..will go through to the Head-to-Head.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36OK. Dan and Danny, you go first.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42We've got nothing. Can you think of a poet?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Not other than Lord Byron.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46We'll go for Lord Byron again.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Lord Byron.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- LAUGHTER - GIRL: This is nerve-racking.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54No, I'm going to say I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57I've heard of that one.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- Yes.- Let's go for it. - It's a poet and a poem, so...
0:27:01 > 0:27:05- ..it must be.- OK.- 100 percent. - You're going to say Byron.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07I'd stake my life on it.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud, Byron. OK, erm, don't do that!
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- LAUGHTER - Er, let's see if that's right,
0:27:13 > 0:27:18and if it is, how many people said Lord Byron, I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- Aww!- Bad luck. I'm afraid that's incorrect.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Now then, Emily, Amy,
0:27:24 > 0:27:27please know the answer to one of these!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29- I have an inkling.- This is good.
0:27:29 > 0:27:34And I can recite The Owl and the Pussy-cat, but I can't tell you who it is.
0:27:34 > 0:27:40- Do you know who it is? - No. I have an inkling on I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42William Wordsworth.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud, William Wordsworth.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- Shall we say that? - Yes, we'll definitely say that.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52Good. Very well done. You are on zero, the high scorers are Dan and Danny.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56If you score under 99 points with this, basically just get it right,
0:27:56 > 0:27:59you are through to the Head-to-Head.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Is it by Wordsworth? Is it? Let's find out.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05LAUGHTER
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Very well done!
0:28:09 > 0:28:11- CHEERING - Very well done.
0:28:11 > 0:28:17That scores you 52. But most importantly, it was right.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Gets you through to the Head-to-Head. Richard.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22Very well done, Amy. You've saved us a lot of bother.
0:28:22 > 0:28:27I was thinking, "How are we going to get out of this...before Christmas?"
0:28:28 > 0:28:31Let's fill in the rest of the board, shall we?
0:28:31 > 0:28:37The Owl and the Pussy-cat was Edward Lear. Would've scored you 26 points.
0:28:37 > 0:28:42Ode to a Nightingale is Keats. Would've scored 22.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45- The Wasteland?- TS Eliot.- Exactly.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48His name, of course, is an anagram of TOILETS.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50LAUGHTER
0:28:50 > 0:28:53Do you know To A Mouse? Best answer on the board.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56- Erm, it's Robert... Rabbie Burns. - It is.
0:28:56 > 0:29:00Robert "Rabbie" Burns. 13 points. Very well done if you said that.
0:29:00 > 0:29:04"Tim'rous beastie. Wee tim'rous beastie." I think.
0:29:04 > 0:29:08Sorry, I'll shut up. Anyway, thanks, Richard.
0:29:08 > 0:29:13So at the end of round two, the losing pair with the highest score, it's Dan and Danny.
0:29:13 > 0:29:18- It's only an obscure subject that no-one knows anything about, though. - Ah, well.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21Bad luck. I'm afraid this is also the last time we see you.
0:29:21 > 0:29:27We haven't seen you at your best. You've been ill-served by the categories.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30But it's been great having you on. Thank you for playing.
0:29:30 > 0:29:34APPLAUSE
0:29:34 > 0:29:39For the remaining pairs, things are going to get even more exciting as we enter the Head-to-Head.
0:29:44 > 0:29:49Well done, Liz and Jane, Emily and Amy. You've made it through to the Head-to-Head.
0:29:49 > 0:29:54Only one pair can make it through to the final and play for the jackpot, which currently stands at:
0:29:57 > 0:29:59CHEERING
0:30:00 > 0:30:03You're going to go head-to-head, best of three.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06For each question, each pair needs to give me just one answer.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09You are now allowed to confer.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13Come up with an answer that scores less than the others and you win that question.
0:30:13 > 0:30:17The first to reach best of three will play for today's jackpot.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19Let's play Pointless.
0:30:22 > 0:30:27Here is your first question. We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:30:27 > 0:30:33to name as many colours that feature on a Scandinavian flag as they could.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- Richard. - We're looking for any colour
0:30:36 > 0:30:41that appears on the flags of either Norway, Sweden or Denmark.
0:30:41 > 0:30:45OK. Norway, Sweden or Denmark. Colours on their flags.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Liz and Jane, because you've played best, you get to go first.
0:30:48 > 0:30:53We are looking for colours on the Scandinavian flags.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55THEY WHISPER
0:30:56 > 0:30:59- OK, we have an answer?- We do.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02- Shall I say it?- Yes.- Yellow.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05Yellow. Liz and Jane are taking yellow.
0:31:05 > 0:31:10Emily and Amy, any other colours on the Scandinavian flags?
0:31:10 > 0:31:14We're thinking between two. Erm...
0:31:14 > 0:31:18We do know some flags, quite a few, but this is one that we're not 100 percent.
0:31:18 > 0:31:22We're going to have to guess... Was it red and white?
0:31:22 > 0:31:26- Is that...- Shall we guess red? - Yes. We'll guess red.- Red?- Yes.
0:31:26 > 0:31:30We have yellow from Liz and Jane, we have red from Emily and Amy.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Let's take them in order. Yellow.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many said it.
0:31:38 > 0:31:39It's right.
0:31:42 > 0:31:4450.
0:31:47 > 0:31:5050 points for yellow.
0:31:50 > 0:31:56Emily and Amy, let's see how many people said red.
0:31:59 > 0:32:0267.
0:32:04 > 0:32:08So after our first question, Liz and Jane are up 1-0. Richard.
0:32:08 > 0:32:13Tough luck, Emily and Amy. Well played, Liz and Jane. It was an unbeatable score, yellow.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Let's take a look at all four of them.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Yellow scored you 50,
0:32:19 > 0:32:21red - 67,
0:32:21 > 0:32:24blue - 70, white - 71.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26Norway, red, white and blue,
0:32:26 > 0:32:30Denmark, red and white, Sweden, blue and yellow.
0:32:30 > 0:32:34A Danish flag fell from heaven in 1219, according to legend.
0:32:34 > 0:32:37- From heaven?- Yes. - Heaven designed their flag.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Not that much of a palette up in heaven, then?
0:32:40 > 0:32:43It's 1219, so it's one of their early flags.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46Thanks, Richard. Here is your second question.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50Liz and Jane, if you win this question, you are through to the final.
0:32:50 > 0:32:55Emily and Amy, if they win this question, they are through to the final.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58You know what you have to do. We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:32:58 > 0:33:02to name as many Dad's Army actors as they could.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Dad's Army actors. Richard.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07We're looking for any of the seven actors
0:33:07 > 0:33:10who played the core Home Guard at Walmington-on-Sea.
0:33:10 > 0:33:15We won't accept Colin Bean, because he wasn't in it long enough.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18We're looking for the seven actors from the first series
0:33:18 > 0:33:21who played the core members of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23Thanks very much, Richard.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27So, Emily and Amy, you get to go first this time.
0:33:28 > 0:33:34- Any idea?- I think I know one, but it's probably the most popular.
0:33:34 > 0:33:38I think his name is Arthur Lowe.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41Arthur Lowe? OK. You're going to say Arthur Lowe.
0:33:41 > 0:33:43Liz and Jane...
0:33:43 > 0:33:46- Ian Lavender.- Yes. - JAMES Le Mesurier.
0:33:46 > 0:33:51Yes. There was, er, a butcher, Jones.
0:33:51 > 0:33:56- What's his name?- Clive... No.- Dunn. - BOTH: Clive Dunn.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59- The spiv. - I can't think what his name is.
0:33:59 > 0:34:00James somebody?
0:34:00 > 0:34:04- Let's go with somebody. - OK, shall we say Ian Lavender?
0:34:04 > 0:34:05Ian Lavender.
0:34:05 > 0:34:09We have Arthur Lowe and Ian Lavender in the order they were given.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Emily and Amy, you have to win this to stay in the game.
0:34:12 > 0:34:16Let's see if it's right and how many people said Arthur Lowe.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20Very well done. It's right.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Down it comes. 43!
0:34:27 > 0:34:3243 for Arthur Lowe. Liz and Jane, you have gone with Ian Lavender.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35If you win this point, you are through to the final.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38Let's see if Ian Lavender's right and how many people said it.
0:34:44 > 0:34:48You've done it! There we are. 30 against 43.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51Very well done, Liz and Jane.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Ian Lavender a more obscure answer, which wins you the points.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56You are through to the final, 2-0.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00- Richard.- Unlucky, Emily and Amy. Good answer with Arthur Lowe.
0:35:00 > 0:35:04Let's take a look at them. There'll be some familiar names.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07The spiv, Private Walker, was played by James Beck.
0:35:07 > 0:35:12If John Laurie was on Emily and Amy's team he'd be saying, "We're doomed."
0:35:12 > 0:35:15Arnold Ridley was Private Godfrey.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Ian Lavender, who was Pike, on 30.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20Clive Dunn, Corporal Jones, 43.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23Arthur Lowe also on 43. He was Captain Mainwaring, of course.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26And Sergeant Wilson, right at the top there,
0:35:26 > 0:35:28John Le Mesurier.
0:35:28 > 0:35:32The losing pair at the end of the Head-to-Head is Emily and Amy.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Two quite tough categories for you, I'm guessing.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38You came up with two correct answers.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41They were just high scorers, that's the only problem.
0:35:41 > 0:35:46- We will see you again next time. Meanwhile, thanks for playing. - BOTH: Thank you.
0:35:48 > 0:35:54For Liz and Jane, it's time for our Pointless final and the chance to win our jackpot of £3,750.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56APPLAUSE
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Congratulations, Liz and Jane.
0:36:02 > 0:36:06You've seen off all the competition to win our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08BOTH: Hooray!
0:36:14 > 0:36:17You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:36:17 > 0:36:22The jackpot stands at £3,750.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24CHEERING
0:36:24 > 0:36:30To win the money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer that no-one could think of.
0:36:30 > 0:36:35- We've had two on the show today. You came up with one of them with mughlai.- I did.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38You only need to find one more and you go home with that money.
0:36:38 > 0:36:43You've got to choose a category and you can choose from these three:
0:36:43 > 0:36:45THEY LAUGH
0:36:49 > 0:36:51Football, opera, fashion.
0:36:51 > 0:36:56- I don't know much about any of them, really.- No.- But fashion? - Lesser of the...!
0:36:56 > 0:36:59- I think fashion's the lesser of three evils.- OK.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02Fashion. Right, let's find out what the question is.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:37:05 > 0:37:09to name as many Designer of the Year winners as they could.
0:37:09 > 0:37:13- Designer of the Year, Richard? - We're looking for any winner of this award,
0:37:13 > 0:37:16which is awarded annually by the British Fashion Council.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19Anyone who's won that award from 1984,
0:37:19 > 0:37:21all the way through to 2010.
0:37:21 > 0:37:26Thank you. You have up to one minute to come up with three answers,
0:37:26 > 0:37:28and all you need, to win that £3,750
0:37:28 > 0:37:31is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33Your 60 seconds start now.
0:37:33 > 0:37:38- Can you think of any designers at all?- Dress designers or shoes?
0:37:38 > 0:37:41- Fashion.- Fashion. Erm...
0:37:41 > 0:37:44- My mind's gone a complete blank. - Mine, too!
0:37:44 > 0:37:49- I can think of Vivienne Westwood, but she's probably before then. - She's still popular.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52- Anybody else?- Erm...
0:37:52 > 0:37:55- Erm... Galtieri?- Yes.- Galtieri.
0:37:58 > 0:38:04- Yves St Laurent. No, they do makeup. - That's makeup.- Who else?- Er...
0:38:04 > 0:38:07- What about Stella McCartney? - Stella McCartney.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09- Yes, I think they're the three. - I think so, yes.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13We're stuck with the three that we've been able to think of!
0:38:13 > 0:38:16OK, you've got three. You're happy with those?
0:38:16 > 0:38:21- You don't want to go any further?- I don't think we'll think of any more.
0:38:21 > 0:38:26OK. We'll stop the clock. Very good. You've come up with three answers before your time is up.
0:38:26 > 0:38:31We were looking for Designer of the Year winners. I need those three answers.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33- Stella McCartney.- Stella McCartney.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36- Vivienne Westwood. - Vivienne Westwood.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39And John Galtieri. If I'm saying it properly.
0:38:39 > 0:38:43John Galtieri. You're going to submit Galtieri.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45OK. Of those three,
0:38:45 > 0:38:48which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:38:48 > 0:38:51I think they're all pretty useless.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53- Stella McCartney?- Stella McCartney.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56Stella McCartney last. Which shall we put first?
0:38:56 > 0:39:00- Your least likely.- Put Vivienne Westwood first.- Vivienne Westwood.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02And the one we can't say in the middle.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05Galtieri in the middle! OK. There we are.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08Let's put those up on the board in that order.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Here they are. Vivienne Westwood,
0:39:11 > 0:39:16John Galtieri and Stella McCartney.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18There they are.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21We were looking for winners of Designer of the Year.
0:39:21 > 0:39:25This was your least confident answer. You only need one of these to be pointless
0:39:25 > 0:39:29to win that jackpot of £3,750.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Let's see if Vivienne Westwood is right.
0:39:33 > 0:39:37If she is a correct answer, let's see how many people said it.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40It has to be right and pointless for you to win that jackpot.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Vivienne Westwood?
0:39:44 > 0:39:48- Well done, it's right. - That's a surprise!- Very good.
0:39:48 > 0:39:52Down it goes, into the 50s. 40s. 30s.
0:39:52 > 0:39:53It was a good answer.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56- 16!- That's a surprise!
0:39:56 > 0:39:59- Better than I thought!- Yes!
0:40:01 > 0:40:05Not a bad answer. That would be a fantastic answer in normal play.
0:40:05 > 0:40:09Unfortunately, it's not pointless. At this stage, we need pointless answers.
0:40:09 > 0:40:13You only have two chances left to win today's jackpot.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15HE SIGHS
0:40:15 > 0:40:17Let's see if your next answer is correct.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20John Galtieri.
0:40:20 > 0:40:24What would you do with £3,750?
0:40:24 > 0:40:26- Er, holidays, I think.- I think so.
0:40:26 > 0:40:32I think it'd be nice to book a great big house somewhere, where the whole family could go.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34- All four sisters, do you think?- Yes.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37- Plus Mum.- Plus Mum.- And children. - Everybody else!
0:40:37 > 0:40:40- I'm guessing that's quite a crowd. - BOTH: Yes.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44- It is.- Yes. Very good. Good luck.
0:40:44 > 0:40:48OK, John Galtieri is your second submission.
0:40:48 > 0:40:51It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.
0:40:51 > 0:40:58For £3,750, let's see if it's a correct answer, and if it is, how many people said John Galtieri.
0:41:02 > 0:41:06Bad luck. Unfortunately, that's an incorrect answer.
0:41:06 > 0:41:10You only have one chance left to win today's jackpot.
0:41:10 > 0:41:15- This is your best shot, though. - We hope so!- We'll see.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17We are looking for winners of Designer of the Year.
0:41:17 > 0:41:21Your third answer is Stella McCartney.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24You said this was the answer you were most confident with.
0:41:24 > 0:41:28It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot of £3,750.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31Let's see if Stella McCartney is right, and if it is,
0:41:31 > 0:41:36let's see how many people said for Designer of the Year Stella McCartney.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40Well, it's jumped the first hurdle.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44It has to go all the way down to zero
0:41:44 > 0:41:48if you're going to win that jackpot of £3,750.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50- THEY GROAN - Bad luck!
0:41:50 > 0:41:5318 people...
0:41:53 > 0:41:55..knew Stella McCartney.
0:41:55 > 0:42:00Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer
0:42:00 > 0:42:04so you don't win today's jackpot, which rolls over to the next show.
0:42:04 > 0:42:08You've been amazing contestants and you get to take home our Pointless trophy.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11BOTH: Thank you. APPLAUSE
0:42:15 > 0:42:17Now then, Richard.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20Unlucky, Liz and Jane. You played ever so well across both shows.
0:42:20 > 0:42:24- John Galtieri - I think you may have been thinking of John Galliano?- Yes.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26He would've scored you 1 point.
0:42:26 > 0:42:30- BOTH: Oh! - Probably not worth the heartache.
0:42:30 > 0:42:35Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers. I hope you don't recognise them.
0:42:35 > 0:42:36Betty Jackson,
0:42:36 > 0:42:40who designed the outrageous costumes on Absolutely Fabulous.
0:42:40 > 0:42:44Christopher Bailey has won twice as Chief Creative Officer of Burberry.
0:42:44 > 0:42:49Giles Deacon, who's got his own clothing range - Giles. All pointless answers.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52- Hussein Chalayan won in '99 and 2000. - Jasper Conran.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54Jasper Conran, also a pointless answer.
0:42:54 > 0:42:58Katharine Hamnett, famous for her sloganeering T-shirts.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00She was a pointless answer.
0:43:00 > 0:43:05Luella Bartley won it in 2008. Rifat Ozbek won it twice, as well.
0:43:05 > 0:43:09The winners in 1989 were Workers For Freedom. Well done if you got any of those.
0:43:09 > 0:43:15We do have to say goodbye, Liz and Jane. It's been great having you. Thanks for playing.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18- It's been lovely. - BOTH: Thank you.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22Nobody won our jackpot, so it rolls over. On the next show,
0:43:22 > 0:43:26we'll be playing for £4,750.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29- AUDIENCE: Oooh!- Join us next time to see if someone can win it.
0:43:29 > 0:43:33- Meanwhile, goodbye from Richard. - Goodbye.- And goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35APPLAUSE
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