0:00:19 > 0:00:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Welcome to Pointless, the quiz show where popular answers mean nothing
0:00:30 > 0:00:32and obscure answers mean everything.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Let's meet today's players.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Welcome to Becky and Kay, you are our first pair on the show.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Kay, what do you do for a living? - I'm a hula-hooper
0:00:45 > 0:00:49and I teach and perform with the hula-hoop.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54- You teach the hula hoop?- Yes. - How many hulas can you hoop?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I can hoop about... Well, splitting them, three.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Doing several at once, I've gone up to 12.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01- 12?- Yes.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03That's only two less than you can do.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06It is, yeah, exactly. Exactly two.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Becky, what do you do? - I'm a part-time student,
0:01:09 > 0:01:12I'm doing a PhD in English literature.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Very best of luck. Great to have you here.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Enjoy yourselves this afternoon.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20Welcome back to Fiona and Simon. Remind us what happened last time.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22We went out at the end of the second round,
0:01:22 > 0:01:26thanks to me not giving the best answer in the world.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Yes, David Beckham, as it turns out, was a footballer.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34What do you hope is going to come up, Fiona?
0:01:34 > 0:01:39Something literature or film or TV-related would be excellent.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Are there any areas in which Simon might let you down?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Er...geography.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Geography.- Yes.- OK.- Hopeless, no sense of direction.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Best of luck!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55OK! And we welcome Charles and Peter.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57How do you two know each other?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00My mother gave birth to him and then she gave birth to me.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05- Seconds later.- An hour and five minutes later.- Wow.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Are you identical? I'm trying to see...- Yes.- Identical-ish.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Very decent of you, A, to grow those,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- and B, not to dress identically. - Yes.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18And C, to have your names on badges. Where are you from?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Yorkshire.- Yes! I thought that might have been the answer.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Very best of luck.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Finally, we welcome back Uncle Ashley and Mel.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27You were on the show last time.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30We give everyone two shots at the Pointless final,
0:02:30 > 0:02:33this is your second and final chance. Remind us how you did.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37We got to the head-to-head, which looked quite promising,
0:02:37 > 0:02:40but my knowledge of ABBA didn't match up
0:02:40 > 0:02:45to two Liverpudlians' knowledge of Abba, so...we went out, I'm afraid.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47You went out, but you did fantastically well.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51It was very close indeed. We'll find out more about you all during the show.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54There's only one more person to introduce.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57He strikes fear into the heart of popularity,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- he is my Pointless friend, Richard. - Hiya.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02APPLAUSE
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Surely striking fear into the heart of popularity
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- means I'm deeply unpopular?- Yes.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Great show today. We have two returning pairs.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Ashley and Mel were terrific last time, they could go all the way.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Fiona, Simon, I don't think we saw the best of you.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25I thought you were unlucky, but you're a good team.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27I used to be a hula-hoop teacher years ago.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32- So you did.- But you have to jump through so many hoops in that job...
0:03:32 > 0:03:33I gave it up.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Thanks, Richard.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38We put all our questions to 100 people before the show,
0:03:38 > 0:03:42but this is Pointless, obviously, so we are after the obscure answers.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45The fewer people who got the answer, the fewer points awarded,
0:03:45 > 0:03:47the better your chance of winning.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Everyone is trying to find a pointless answer,
0:03:49 > 0:03:51an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Each time that happens, we add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58No-one won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that.
0:03:58 > 0:04:04Today's jackpot starts off at a very high £8,250.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07That's a lot of hula hoops.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Let's play Pointless.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20In the first round, each of you must give me one answer,
0:04:20 > 0:04:23and you cannot confer with your partner.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27The team with the highest score at the end will be eliminated.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29If anyone gives me an incorrect answer,
0:04:29 > 0:04:31they will score the maximum of 100 points.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Our first category this afternoon is...
0:04:38 > 0:04:43Can you decide in your pairs who'll go first and who'll go second?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:04:51 > 0:04:54to name as many football teams' last names as they could.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Football teams' last names, Richard?
0:04:57 > 0:05:01We want last word in the names of English League football teams.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05So if we wanted Scottish teams - Partick Thistle, we'd want "Thistle".
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Queen of the South, we'd look for "South".
0:05:07 > 0:05:10We want the last names of English League football teams.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13That's Premiership, Championship, League One and League Two,
0:05:13 > 0:05:17as at the start of the 2010/2011 season.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19So football teams' last names.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23OK, right, Becky and Kay, you all drew lots before the show
0:05:23 > 0:05:25and today you get to go first.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28So, Becky, football?
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Yes, it's obviously my favourite subject.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35It's the one we were least hoping for, basically.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38But have you ever found yourself just listening to the scores?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Yes, because I have a dad and a brother,
0:05:41 > 0:05:43and they used to make me watch a lot of it.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47My brother used to make me play Subbuteo with him when I was a kid.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I'm going to say Wanderers.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Wanderers. OK.- As in Wickham.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56You say Wanderers. You're hoping to score as few points as possible.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Let's see if Wanderers is correct and how many people said it.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Well, it's not bad, Becky, look at that.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Really not bad at all!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Well done, you. 22 points for Wanderers.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Wanderers, Richard.- Very good start.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18There's three Wanderers in the league -
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Wolverhampton, Wickham and Bolton.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Good score.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Now then, Simon,
0:06:24 > 0:06:26dazzle us. This is your subject.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29I think I'll need to, I've got Fiona behind me!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Football is not her forte, so I need a good one.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I thought you meant, "I've got Fiona behind me, she'll kill me"!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I'm going to go for...
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Orient, as in Leyton Orient.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47You're going for Orient, you're hoping to score as few points as possible.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Let's see how many people said Orient.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Very good one, Simon, well done.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Orient scores you two points.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Richard.- Brilliant answer, Simon.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Leyton Orient named after a shipping line way back when.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Thanks very much. Now, Peter.
0:07:14 > 0:07:19- Yes.- Remember we are looking for the last names of English football teams.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- I refereed for long enough and I played.- Did you?
0:07:23 > 0:07:28Semi-professional referee. Simon gave the answer I was going to give.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- Thank you(!)- No problem.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- Athletic.- Athletic.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Very good indeed. You're hoping to score as few points as possible.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Let's see if anyone said it. Athletic.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54APPLAUSE
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Surprisingly popular choice there. That scores you 20. Richard.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Very well played again. There are three athletics in the league.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Do you want to have a go?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Charlton. Wigan. - Yes, Charlton, Wigan, and...?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Go on, Peter.- Don't ask me, he's got the laptop!
0:08:11 > 0:08:12LAUGHTER
0:08:14 > 0:08:19- Oldham.- Exactly right, Oldham Athletic. Well done. Good answer.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Thank you.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Thank you, Richard. And so now Mel.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27We are looking for football teams' last names.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Well, my one answer was gone and I don't want to go too obvious,
0:08:31 > 0:08:33but I'm going to have to.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I'm going to go for County.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Let's see how many people said County.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Not bad at all!
0:08:53 > 0:08:57That's a brilliant answer, it turns out.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00County scores you only nine points. Richard.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Very well played, Mel, that's a very good answer.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06There are three teams called County, but probably more obscure
0:09:06 > 0:09:09than Wanderers or Athletic. Do you want to have a go?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Notts.- Notts, yeah.
0:09:11 > 0:09:16- Stockport and Derby, Stockport County and Derby County.- There we are.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20OK, well, very, very well done, Mel. We're halfway through the round,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23so let's take a look at the scores as they stand.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Becky and Kay, 22.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Really not a bad score at all,
0:09:27 > 0:09:30but you are, I'm afraid, our highest scorers at the moment.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33But it can all change. Followed closely by Peter.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37You are only two points ahead of a semi-professional referee!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Then we go down nine points to Mel and Ashley.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45And, Simon, fantastic score, lovely low score there with Leyton Orient.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Two points. So Fiona, if you can keep up that low score
0:09:48 > 0:09:52on the second pass, you should be through to the next round.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:09:58 > 0:10:03We are looking for the last names of football clubs.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Ashley, you are on nine.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09The high scorers are Becky and Kay on 22,
0:10:09 > 0:10:13if you can score 12 or less with this answer,
0:10:13 > 0:10:17you are definitely through to the next round.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- What do you think, Ashley?- I'm going to have a shot with Rovers.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Rovers.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25There's your red line, if you can get below that red line,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28you are definitely through to the next round.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Let's see how many people said Rovers.
0:10:38 > 0:10:3925.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44That's not a terrible score.
0:10:44 > 0:10:4625 takes your total to 34.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Richard.- There are four Rovers - Blackburn, Doncaster,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Bristol and Tranmere.- Very good.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Thank you very much indeed.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Now, Charles.
0:10:56 > 0:11:02- Yes.- You are on 20, the high scorers are behind you now, Ashley and Mel.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07If you can score 13 or less, you are through to the next round.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Have you got a good one? I think you have, something tells me.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14I have an answer, whether it's good. It's the only one I know,
0:11:14 > 0:11:15which is Villa.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18You are on 20, if you can score 13 or less,
0:11:18 > 0:11:21get below that red line, you are through to the next round.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Let's see how many people said Villa.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Go on, go on, go on!
0:11:31 > 0:11:32- Oh!- 25.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37That takes your total up to 45.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Pretty good score. There is only one Aston Villa, but as you say,
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- a fairly famous one.- Yes, indeed.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46So, then, Fiona.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50You're on two, if you can score 42 or less,
0:11:50 > 0:11:53you're through to the next round.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Remember we are looking for football teams' last names.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59What are you thinking?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I'm going to go for...
0:12:02 > 0:12:05a relatively safe one, that I know is correct,
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- which is Albion.- Albion?- Yes.
0:12:07 > 0:12:12Very, very good indeed. I think Simon's extremely impressed.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14There is your red line.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16If you can score less than 42,
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Albion will see you through comfortably to the next round.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Let's see how many people said Albion.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26It's right.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28I think this is very good.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30You're through!
0:12:30 > 0:12:3116.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Very, very good answer, Fiona. Well done, you.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36That takes your total to 18.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40So Albion, Richard?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Very well played, Fiona, there are three Albions.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Really?- Which is the one you can think of?- West Bromwich.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49- There's the mighty Brighton and Hove Albion.- Of course!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- The mighty Brighton and Hove! - And Burton Albion as well.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Thanks very much. Well done, Fiona.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Now, Kay.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01We are looking for the last names of English football teams.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Charles and Peter are our high scorers on 45.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09You have to score 22 or less to have a hope of going through.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12OK, I'm going to go Hotspurs.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Hotspur. OK, you are saying Hotspur.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Here is your red line. If Hotspur gets you below that line,
0:13:19 > 0:13:21we will say goodbye to Charles and Peter.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25If you are above that red line with Hotspur,
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I'm afraid we'll say goodbye to you.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Let's see if that's right and how many people said Hotspur.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Oh!
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Bad luck.
0:13:44 > 0:13:50I'm afraid Hotspur scores you 31 taking your total up to 53.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51- Richard.- That's such bad luck.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Hotspur is a very good answer. Tottenham Hotspur, of course.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59Surprisingly high-scoring. Let's take a look at the very best answers.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03The one pointless answer is Dons for MK Dons, Milton Keynes Dons.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08Redbridge which is Dagenham and Redbridge, would have scored you one.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12And Stanley got the same score as Orient, Accrington Stanley.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15There you go. Let's look at the worst answers.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18These are the ones most of our 100 people gave.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22In a very surprising third place is Hotspur with 31.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24It was the third most popular answer.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29Then the two big ones, City with 48, there are 13 City teams.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32And United with 55, there are 15 of them.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Very, very bad luck. Very good round.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Thanks very much, Richard.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39So at the end of Round One the losing pair with the highest score,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42I'm afraid, is Kay and Becky. What a shame.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45What would you have liked to have been the first round?
0:14:45 > 0:14:50- Anything really, other than sport. - Round Three is about hula-hoops, today, as well.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52LAUGHTER
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Such bad luck.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Anyway, it's a shame to say goodbye so early, but we'll see you again next time
0:14:58 > 0:15:02because everyone gets two chances to reach our Pointless final. Thanks for playing.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04APPLAUSE
0:15:07 > 0:15:10For the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round Two.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20There's only room for two pairs in the head-to-head round, obviously,
0:15:20 > 0:15:22so one team will leave at the end of this round.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24The category for Round Two is...
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Can you all decide who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Right, the second question concerns...
0:15:47 > 0:15:49American food terms.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51We're about to show you a list of food and drink items.
0:15:51 > 0:15:57We asked 100 people to tell us what they are commonly called in America.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59All right? Richard.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02We're going to show you six in each pass
0:16:02 > 0:16:06and the more obvious ones will score you a lot more points.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10The less obvious will score you fewer. If you give us an incorrect answer, it'll score you 100 points.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Have a go at getting all six at home.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17We are looking for the American terms for these food and drink items.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18And we've got...
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Mmm, right.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Simon, it's over to you.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43OK, I'm going to go for jam.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Yes.- And I'm going to say jelly.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Right, good. Jam, jelly, you're saying. Jam, jelly.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Let's see if it's right and if it is, how many people said that. Jam, jelly.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58It's right.
0:16:59 > 0:17:0160!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03APPLAUSE
0:17:05 > 0:17:08That scores you 60. Richard?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Yeah, a very big score, that, jam is jelly.
0:17:11 > 0:17:16Jelly is something else entirely, but that may come up on another board so I won't say what it is.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Just about to say that, good job you said. Charles...
0:17:19 > 0:17:22We are looking for the American terms for these food items.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Have you been to America?- No!
0:17:25 > 0:17:26LAUGHTER
0:17:26 > 0:17:31Have you left Yorkshire, apart from coming here today?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35You can tell from the non-smile, I've never been to America.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37This is going to be a struggle,
0:17:37 > 0:17:40but I shall have a guess
0:17:40 > 0:17:44that they may call candyfloss sugarfloss.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Candyfloss, sugarfloss.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Is that right? And if it is, how many people said sugarfloss?
0:17:56 > 0:18:01Bad luck, unfortunately sugarfloss is an incorrect answer,
0:18:01 > 0:18:04which means you score the maximum of 100 points. Richard.
0:18:04 > 0:18:10Yeah, not sugarfloss, I'm afraid. I won't say what it is in case Ashley wants a go at the same question.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Right you are. Ashley, something tells me you're quite well-travelled.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Yes, but not in America, I've only been there once.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21But I think I'm going to stick with candyfloss
0:18:21 > 0:18:25because I'm sure that they call it cotton candy.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Cotton candy. Let's see if it is right and if it is, how many people said it.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33There it is, it's correct.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Great answer, Ashley!
0:18:38 > 0:18:42Very, very well done, that scores you 23 points.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45So, Richard, cotton candy.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Yeah, very well played, Ashley. Cotton candy.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Let's look at the rest of the board. Aubergine might be one people know.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57- That, of course, Xander, is... - Eggplant.- Exactly. 41 points.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Do you know what the Americans call porridge?
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Oh, grits!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03No. Anyone?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Oatmeal.- Oatmeal is exactly right.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Oatmeal would have scored you 31 points.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Do you know or care what they call cornflour?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Cornstarch would have scored you 10.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Buck's fizz was the lowest score. Do you know what they call it?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Nobody. Who are the six people who know this?
0:19:22 > 0:19:27- It's a mimosa. A mimosa in America, you get a buck's fizz.- Very good.
0:19:27 > 0:19:33Thanks very much, Richard. We've all learned something that we can instantly forget. Brilliant!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35LAUGHTER
0:19:35 > 0:19:39OK, we're halfway through the round so let's look at the scores as they stand.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Well...
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Ashley and Mel looking fantastic on 23.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Wonderful low score,
0:19:45 > 0:19:48compared to Simon and Fiona on 60, Charles and Peter on 100.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Now, Peter,
0:19:50 > 0:19:52all is not lost, of course.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56You'll have to atone for that 100 by scoring as low as you can
0:19:56 > 0:20:01and hope that perhaps Fiona or Mel either get something incorrect
0:20:01 > 0:20:02or score very, very high.
0:20:02 > 0:20:07We'll come back down the line. Can the second players take their places at the podium?
0:20:07 > 0:20:12Right, we're going to put six more food and drink items on the board and here we go...
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Remember, we are looking for the American terms for these food and drink items.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37You're trying to find the most obscure one,
0:20:37 > 0:20:40the one that would have scored the lowest amongst our 100 people.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44OK, Mel, have you been to America?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- I actually worked in America for four months.- In what capacity?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50With children with special educational needs.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54I thought you were going to say waitress, I was thinking, "Well, there you are."
0:20:54 > 0:20:59It's quite an obvious one, but I'm going to go for jelly, and say jello.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Jello, you're going to say. You're on 23.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05The highest scorers are Charles and Peter on 100.
0:21:05 > 0:21:11If you can score 76 or less with jello, you are through to the head-to-head.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Below the red line, through to the head-to-head.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Let's see if jello is right and if it is, how many people said it.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Well done, Mel.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Very good, 47.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26That brings your total up to a round 70.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30So jello, Richard.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Yep, well played, Mel. Jam is jelly, jelly is jello.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37It's like they're trying to run away from us a word at a time!
0:21:37 > 0:21:38LAUGHTER
0:21:40 > 0:21:45Very good. Now, Peter, you have to score as low as you possibly, possibly can.
0:21:45 > 0:21:50I think there might be a pointless or as close to a pointless as we dare on that board.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Do you think you can find it?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55There's only one I can hazard a guess at.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01And I know it won't be pointless. I think crisps are chips.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Crisps, chips. No red line because you are our highest scorers.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Let's see how many people said chips for crisps.
0:22:11 > 0:22:1382!
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Ooh, that is a very high score, I'm afraid.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19It takes your total up to 182.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22An unassailably high score.
0:22:22 > 0:22:27Even if Fiona and Simon score 100 points, they won't be overtaking you, I'm sorry to say.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Richard - chips, crisps.
0:22:28 > 0:22:33Yeah, big score, Peter, tough luck. Crisps are chips and chips, of course, are fries.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Another example.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37HE SIGHS
0:22:37 > 0:22:40We ought to head over there! Is there anything we can do about that?
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- Nothing we can do about it. - Chase them down the sidewalk?- Noo...
0:22:44 > 0:22:45LAUGHTER
0:22:45 > 0:22:48You've changed.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Bad luck, Peter.
0:22:51 > 0:22:56Good answer, correct answer, just a very high-scoring answer.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Great news for Fiona. You are definitely through to the head-to-head, which means...
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- Pressure's off! - Pressure's completely off.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05You can have a massive punt on this.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Remember, we are looking for the American terms for these food items.
0:23:08 > 0:23:13This is a really good topic for me because I also worked in America a long time ago.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17- What did you do?- I was a waitress. - A waitress!- A roller-skating one.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20A roller-skating waitress! That's fantastic.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- What are you going to go for?- Erm...
0:23:22 > 0:23:25I should know what rocket is, but I can't remember.
0:23:25 > 0:23:30I think a courgette is zucchini, or something pronounced with a "chini".
0:23:30 > 0:23:33But I'm going to go for icing because it tastes nicer,
0:23:33 > 0:23:35which I believe they call frosting.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Frosting...
0:23:37 > 0:23:39HE SIGHS
0:23:39 > 0:23:42OK, let's see if that is right. Icing, frosting.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44And if it is, how many people said it.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45It's right.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Down it goes.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Very good indeed, 24.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55It takes your total up to 84.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Frosting, Richard. - Frosting, absolutely, is icing.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Let's look at the others.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04As you also said, courgette is zucchini.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Coriander, do you know what that is in America?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- No.- Cilantro.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13- Oh, get out...- Cilantro would have scored you six points.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Rocket, do you know..?
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Presumably ruckula, is it? No.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23- It's arugula.- Arugula, OK. - That would have scored one point.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Very, very well done if you got arugula at home.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Well, thank you very much, Richard.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32At the end of Round Two, the losing pair with the highest score...
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Peter and Charles.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35I'm so sorry.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39- Will this encourage you to maybe go to America?- No.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41LAUGHTER
0:24:41 > 0:24:43We wouldn't know what to eat, would we?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45LAUGHTER
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Very good. Well, it's been brilliant having you on the show.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52The great thing is we get to have you again next time.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Very best of luck then. But thank you so much for playing today.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57APPLAUSE
0:25:00 > 0:25:04For the remaining pairs, things are going to get more exciting
0:25:04 > 0:25:06as we enter the head-to-head.
0:25:11 > 0:25:17So well done, Fiona and Simon, Ashley and Mel. You've made it through to the head-to-head.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Only one pair can make it through to today's final and play for the jackpot,
0:25:21 > 0:25:23which, in case you'd forgotten, currently stands at...
0:25:26 > 0:25:28APPLAUSE
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Very exciting. You'll go head-to-head on the best of three questions.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38For each question, each pair needs to give me just one answer
0:25:38 > 0:25:40and you are now allowed to confer.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44All you have to do is give an answer that scores less than the other pair
0:25:44 > 0:25:46and you will win that point.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49The pair who get the best of three will play for today's jackpot.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53- OK, let's play Pointless. - APPLAUSE
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Right, here's your first question.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:26:00 > 0:26:05to name as many James Bond actors as they could.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08James Bond actors. Richard.
0:26:08 > 0:26:14We're looking for any of the six actors who have played James Bond in the official James Bond films,
0:26:14 > 0:26:16the EON Productions of James Bond films.
0:26:16 > 0:26:21Not on television or radio plays. Any of the six actors who've played James Bond.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26- I'm sure people will think of all of them, but who amongst those is the most obscure?- OK.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Fiona and Simon, you may have the tactical advantage here
0:26:29 > 0:26:33because you played best throughout the show, you get to go first.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37We are looking for actors who have played James Bond in the films, the EON films.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43OK, you have an answer.
0:26:43 > 0:26:49- We do. George Lazenby. - You're going for George Lazenby. OK.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Ashley and Mel, have they stolen your answer?
0:26:52 > 0:26:55They have, I'm having to go for my first reserve.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Who is your first... Who's first on the bench?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Timothy Dalton.- Timothy Dalton!
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Right, well, George Lazenby was what Fiona and Simon said.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07Let's put that to the test first. George Lazenby.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16APPLAUSE
0:27:18 > 0:27:23Just under a third of our 100 people said George Lazenby.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Right, Ashley and Mel, you have said Timothy Dalton.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Let's put that to the test, see how many people said Timothy Dalton.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Will it beat George Lazenby?
0:27:39 > 0:27:40APPLAUSE
0:27:42 > 0:27:46So after the first question, it is 1-0 to Fiona and Simon.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Yeah, very well played, both of you. Those were the best two answers.
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Let's look at all six.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Six men have played Bond
0:27:52 > 0:27:54up to the start of 2011.
0:27:54 > 0:27:59If you're watching a repeat in 2014 and wondering why Bobby Davro isn't on the list...
0:27:59 > 0:28:01That's why.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03George Lazenby, 30.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Only appeared in one - On Her Majesty's Secret Service.
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Timothy Dalton, 39.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Then Daniel Craig and Pierce Brosnan both with 58.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12And right at the top, Roger Moore on 70
0:28:12 > 0:28:16and Sean Connery, the most famous Bond of all, with 92.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18OK, well, it is 1-0 to Fiona and Simon.
0:28:18 > 0:28:23If Fiona and Simon win this point, they are straight through to the final.
0:28:23 > 0:28:28Ashley and Mel, you must win this point to stay in the game.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:28:31 > 0:28:34to name as many Shakespearean kings as they could.
0:28:34 > 0:28:38- Shakespearean kings, Richard. - Yes, specifically,
0:28:38 > 0:28:42any king who appears in the title of a Shakespearean play.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46There are ten Shakespearean plays with a king in the title.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49Right, Ashley and Mel, you get to go first.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53THEY CONFER
0:28:56 > 0:28:58We're going to go out on a limb
0:28:58 > 0:29:01with Cymbeline.
0:29:01 > 0:29:04Ooh, very good answer!
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Possibly.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09LAUGHTER
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Fiona and Simon.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Go on, go with yours.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16No, we'll go with yours.
0:29:16 > 0:29:17I don't have any!
0:29:17 > 0:29:21Apart from Macbeth, which I don't want to do.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24- Was he a king? - Yes, he was a king. Erm...
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Titus Andronicus, was he not..?
0:29:28 > 0:29:31- Titus Andronicus.- Was he not a king?
0:29:31 > 0:29:35- I think so.- He's an important man, so...- Yeah. Let's go for it. Titus Andronicus.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39Titus Andronicus. We have Cymbeline and Titus Andronicus.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Let's take those in the order they were given.
0:29:41 > 0:29:46Ashley and Mel said Cymbeline. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.
0:29:50 > 0:29:51It's right.
0:29:52 > 0:29:56A very impressive answer. I think it'll go a long way down.
0:29:56 > 0:30:01- Oh, wow! Look at that! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:30:03 > 0:30:06Very, very well done.
0:30:06 > 0:30:07Now that...
0:30:08 > 0:30:13That obviously is a pointless answer.
0:30:13 > 0:30:18It scores nothing and it adds £250 to today's jackpot, taking it to...
0:30:18 > 0:30:21APPLAUSE
0:30:23 > 0:30:28I think I'm right in saying that's the first pointless answer we've had in a head-to-head.
0:30:28 > 0:30:29I think it is.
0:30:29 > 0:30:35Right, Fiona and Simon. Best you can hope for here is that Titus Andronicus is pointless
0:30:35 > 0:30:37and it will tie.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41Let's see if that's correct and, if it is, how many people said it.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47Bad luck.
0:30:47 > 0:30:51A good guess but, sadly, wrong. Richard.
0:30:51 > 0:30:56He was a Roman general but you couldn't have beaten that anyway. A wonderful answer, Ashley.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00Cymbeline is a Celtic king. The George Lazenby of Shakespearean kings.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02LAUGHTER Very good answer.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05Seems unfair it's only 1-1, but let's look at all the kings.
0:31:05 > 0:31:09We know there's a pointless answer - it was Cymbeline.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17There's five more here.
0:31:20 > 0:31:24Macbeth, which you mentioned, with 25.
0:31:24 > 0:31:29Miles out in the lead, King Lear with 72. Well done if you got all ten at home.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Especially Cymbeline.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33There we are. Thanks, Richard.
0:31:33 > 0:31:38It is 1-1. It is 1-1. Whoever wins the next point goes through to the final
0:31:38 > 0:31:43with a chance to play for that massive jackpot. Here is your third question.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:31:52 > 0:31:56How about that as a decider? Blimey! Richard.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59Talk about breadth of knowledge!
0:31:59 > 0:32:03Any of the seven trains from the TV series known as the Steam Team.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06We won't accept Thomas himself
0:32:06 > 0:32:10but it's the seven most famous engines from Thomas The Tank Engine.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12Thank you very much, Richard.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15Fiona and Simon, you get to go first.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19THEY CONFER
0:32:23 > 0:32:27- We're going to go for Edward. - Edward.- Yep.
0:32:27 > 0:32:30OK. You're going for Edward. Ashley and Mel?
0:32:30 > 0:32:34- I have to hand over to Mel because she works with children.- Right.
0:32:34 > 0:32:38- I'm thinking Gordon. - You're thinking Gordon.- Yeah.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40I hope he's a Thomas The Tank Engine character.
0:32:40 > 0:32:45I seem to remember him as the one that wasn't in often when I used to watch.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48- So I'm going Gordon.- OK.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Slacker Gordon there for slightly under the radar.
0:32:51 > 0:32:52There's only one way to find out.
0:32:52 > 0:32:57Fiona and Simon have gone with Edward. Let's see how many people said Edward.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07- 27. - APPLAUSE
0:33:12 > 0:33:1427 for Edward. Simon, what are you thinking?
0:33:14 > 0:33:18- I think we'll struggle to go through.- Really?- Yeah.
0:33:18 > 0:33:22OK. Ashley and Mel have said Gordon.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27This is for a place in the final.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30Whoever wins this point will go through to the final.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37OK. Gordon. Will it go below Edward?
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Oh!
0:33:39 > 0:33:41- 29! - APPLAUSE
0:33:41 > 0:33:44No way!
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Very exciting indeed. Richard.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56That was very close. A great game, guys. Well played, both of you.
0:33:56 > 0:34:00Both pairs played excellently. Let's look at the whole list.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04There were a few that would have beaten Edward.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Really good head-to-head. Well played, everybody.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Very good indeed. So the losing pair
0:34:21 > 0:34:24at the end of the head-to-head are Ashley and Mel.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27What can I say? Did you know Emily?
0:34:27 > 0:34:31No. I knew James but I thought everyone would know James!
0:34:31 > 0:34:34I shoved him to one side, being the only red engine.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38Well, you've both been fantastic. Wonderful contestants in both games you've played.
0:34:38 > 0:34:42That's our loss. Sorry to say goodbye to you, but thank you for playing.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44APPLAUSE
0:34:48 > 0:34:52For Fiona and Simon, it's time for our Pointless final
0:34:52 > 0:34:55and the chance to win our jackpot of £8,500.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:01 > 0:35:05Congratulations, Fiona and Simon. You've seen off all the competition.
0:35:05 > 0:35:09You have won our coveted Pointless trophy, so very well done.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:17 > 0:35:18Very well done.
0:35:18 > 0:35:24Now you have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot which, in case you'd forgotten,
0:35:24 > 0:35:26stands at £8,500.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:31 > 0:35:36To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer
0:35:36 > 0:35:41that none of our 100 people could think of. We've had one pointless answer on the show today.
0:35:41 > 0:35:46You only need to find one more to go home with that £8,500 jackpot.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49First, though, you've to choose a category from these options.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51You can go for...
0:35:56 > 0:35:58What do you think?
0:35:58 > 0:36:00Oh, dear me is what I think!
0:36:00 > 0:36:01None of the above!
0:36:01 > 0:36:06- I'm thinking world politics is too broad.- I think that's too broad.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Ditto for science.
0:36:08 > 0:36:12- I'm steering towards fashion. - Never thought I'd say it but we should go for fashion.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16You're thinking fashion. Let's find out what that question is.
0:36:16 > 0:36:20We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Vogue cover models.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30- Richard.- We're looking for anyone who's appeared on the cover of British Vogue
0:36:30 > 0:36:35from January 2005 through to December 2010.
0:36:35 > 0:36:39Been an awful lot of pointless people on the cover, all on this list. LAUGHTER
0:36:39 > 0:36:44Just so you know, there was a special 90th anniversary issue which had a collage of hundreds of covers -
0:36:44 > 0:36:49we're not accepting that. Just the regular British Vogue.
0:36:49 > 0:36:53From January 2005 to December 2010.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57January 2005. That shouldn't be too hard, surely.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:37:00 > 0:37:05All you need to win that £8,500 is for one of those answers to be pointless.
0:37:05 > 0:37:09- Your 60 seconds start now. - Victoria Beckham.- OK.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14- Sienna Miller may have been on there.- Yeah.
0:37:14 > 0:37:18- Style icons in the UK. - But quite well known.
0:37:18 > 0:37:19Yeah, quite well known.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23- Think who are quite fashionably dressed.- Are men ever in Vogue?
0:37:23 > 0:37:27Yeah, I think, possibly - dare I say his name? David Beckham may have been on.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30- Do you want to lose on that twice? - No, I don't!
0:37:33 > 0:37:36Who's quite stylish? Er...
0:37:36 > 0:37:40- Jude Law?- I thought him as well. - Fashiony.- Yes.
0:37:40 > 0:37:44Although it is more women. It's normally female covers.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48So...
0:37:50 > 0:37:54- Any other females you can think of? - Er...
0:37:54 > 0:37:59Kate Winslet randomly keeps popping into my head but I'm not sure that's right. She's a bit too curvy.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01Sorry, Kate!
0:38:01 > 0:38:07- Five seconds left.- Victoria Beckham, Sienna Miller and...
0:38:07 > 0:38:09Someone else stylish.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12OK, that is your minute up.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15We were looking for Vogue cover models. I need your three answers.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19OK, we will go for...
0:38:19 > 0:38:21- Victoria Beckham.- Victoria Beckham.
0:38:21 > 0:38:25- We will go for Sienna Miller. - Sienna Miller.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28And Lily...
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Quickly, quickly!
0:38:30 > 0:38:34- Christy Turlington. - Christy Turlington. OK.
0:38:34 > 0:38:38Which of those do you think is your most confident crack at a pointless answer?
0:38:38 > 0:38:40- Sienna Miller.- We'll put her third.
0:38:40 > 0:38:44- And your least confident? - Er...Christy Turlington. - Christy Turlington.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46OK, your least confident first.
0:38:55 > 0:38:56There they are, up on the board.
0:38:56 > 0:39:00They all look like they could be right. They should be right.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03It's a question of whether anyone thought of them. OK.
0:39:03 > 0:39:07We were looking for Vogue cover models. This was your least confident answer.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09You need one of these to be pointless
0:39:09 > 0:39:12to win that £8,500 jackpot.
0:39:12 > 0:39:17Let's see if Christy Turlington is right and how many people said it.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Oh!
0:39:22 > 0:39:27Sadly, that's incorrect. Obviously not pointless, but that was your least confident answer,
0:39:27 > 0:39:29so no great loss.
0:39:29 > 0:39:33You only have two more chances to win the jackpot.
0:39:33 > 0:39:37£8,500, what would you do with that?
0:39:37 > 0:39:43I've always wanted to go to the Super Bowl so we'd probably pack up the family and go watch an NFL game.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46We might take them via Disneyworld.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49- Yes! Probably do that. - There we are. Perfect.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52OK, good luck. You've still got two shots at that £8,500.
0:39:52 > 0:39:57We were looking for Vogue cover models. Let's hope nobody said your next answer.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00This has to be pointless to win that jackpot of £8,500.
0:40:00 > 0:40:06Let's see if Victoria Beckham is correct. Let's see how many people said it.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Victoria Beckham.
0:40:11 > 0:40:12It's right.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15This is your second of three chances to win that jackpot.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18This has to go all the way down to zero.
0:40:18 > 0:40:24Victoria Beckham could be the answer... Oh!
0:40:24 > 0:40:26APPLAUSE
0:40:26 > 0:40:28Not bad, though.
0:40:30 > 0:40:36Maybe that's some way of testing our 100 people. If only five of them out of 100 got Victoria Beckham,
0:40:36 > 0:40:41maybe nobody said your third answer, which is the one you had most faith in.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44Your last chance to win £8,500.
0:40:44 > 0:40:48Sienna Miller. There she is. The last one on your list.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50What are you thinking?
0:40:50 > 0:40:54- I thought more would know Victoria Beckham than five.- Exactly.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57- So if that's a barometer, it's quite good.- Is she right, though?
0:40:57 > 0:40:59Only one way to find out.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03How many people said Sienna Miller?
0:41:06 > 0:41:08It's right.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11It's right. Victoria Beckham went down to five.
0:41:11 > 0:41:15Maybe Sienna will take you all the way to zero
0:41:15 > 0:41:19for £8,500.
0:41:19 > 0:41:20OH!
0:41:20 > 0:41:22- APPLAUSE - Oh-ho-ho!
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Wow. Wow.
0:41:32 > 0:41:37Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that vital pointless answer.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39You came THAT close. Unbelievable, isn't it?
0:41:39 > 0:41:44- Yep!- The ride you've had this afternoon! Unbelievable!
0:41:44 > 0:41:48I'm afraid that means you don't win today's jackpot of £8,500,
0:41:48 > 0:41:50which will roll over to the next show.
0:41:50 > 0:41:54But you have been fantastic contestants and you do get to take home our Pointless trophy.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57- Thank you very much for that. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:03 > 0:42:07- Richard.- Yeah, very unlucky. A terrific effort.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11- Have you remembered the surname of Lily?- Lily Cole.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14If you'd said Lily Cole, she was a pointless answer,
0:42:14 > 0:42:17- would have won you £8,500.- Oh, no!
0:42:19 > 0:42:24That's really tough luck. There were all sorts of pointless models who were answers here.
0:42:24 > 0:42:29Also some more famous people - especially actresses might have been the way to go for pointless answers.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36They were all pointless, all would have won you the money.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39Lara Stone, the model married to David Walliams.
0:42:39 > 0:42:43Lizzy Jagger's sister, Georgia, has also been on the cover - she was pointless.
0:42:50 > 0:42:55There's all sorts. It's one of those, had you had three or four minutes, you could have come up with names
0:42:55 > 0:42:58but you had a really good shot. Very tough luck.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01That's even harder to take, isn't it?
0:43:01 > 0:43:04- Knowing that you were... - Better not to have known that.
0:43:04 > 0:43:08Bad luck. Unfortunately, we do have to say goodbye to Fiona and Simon.
0:43:08 > 0:43:13It's been fabulous having you on the show. Thank you for playing. Brilliant contestants.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:16 > 0:43:21Nobody's won our jackpot today, so it rolls over, which means on the next show, we'll be playing for...
0:43:24 > 0:43:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:28 > 0:43:33- Join us next time to see if someone can win it. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.
0:43:33 > 0:43:34And goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:43:34 > 0:43:38APPLAUSE
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