0:00:21 > 0:00:23APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a warm welcome to Pointless
0:00:27 > 0:00:31where popular answers mean nothing and obscure answers mean everything.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Let's meet today's players.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36APPLAUSE
0:00:37 > 0:00:43First, we welcome Scott and Kerri. You're our first pair on the show. How do you two know each other?
0:00:43 > 0:00:47We met on a motorcycle site on the internet.
0:00:48 > 0:00:53We'd spoken before online, but we first met at a fancy dress party.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58- What were you dressed as, Kerri? - Army girl.- An army girl?- Yes.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- Any particular army girl?- No, just a general army girl.- Just a general?
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- LAUGHTER - A general...army girl?
0:01:06 > 0:01:11I have to say, Kerri, it's literally the worst camouflage I have ever seen.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I didn't have this colour hair then.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16What's your specialist areas? Motorcycles, clearly?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Uh... Yes.- Yes.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21For me, films.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- Films? What kinds of films? - All sorts of films.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28All sorts of films. Kerri?
0:01:28 > 0:01:34- Probably television or vampires. - Best of luck to the pair of you. It's brilliant to have you here.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Next, we welcome Kate and Jim. How do you two know each other?
0:01:38 > 0:01:44We met about, um...about 30 years ago, just very briefly,
0:01:44 > 0:01:50then didn't see each other for about five years, then met again about 25 years ago.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Then said goodbye and met again about two days after that...
0:01:54 > 0:01:57No, he kind of hung around and, um...
0:01:57 > 0:01:59LAUGHTER
0:01:59 > 0:02:02And we married three years ago.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07Wow! This is more of a tale of persistence than romance by the sound of things,
0:02:07 > 0:02:12- but I'm sure she's painting a very unfavourable picture.- Absolutely. She married me for my money.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16LAUGHTER
0:02:16 > 0:02:20That might be true! Very best of luck to the pair of you.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Next, we welcome back John and Roger.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Everyone gets two chances to reach the Pointless final. Remind us how you did.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32We got to the head-to-head which was a great surprise.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- It was a tough head-to-head, that one.- All to do with "pawn".
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Ultimately, to do with...
0:02:38 > 0:02:43- LAUGHTER - To do with chess pieces, Roger. Chess pieces!
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- And we failed. - You were beaten by "pawn".- Yes.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Beaten by "pawn".
0:02:50 > 0:02:55- John, what are you hoping will come up this afternoon? - We haven't had any sport yet.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58No, so that could easily come up.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Roger, how about you?
0:03:00 > 0:03:05I'd like sport, but I'd also like the human body.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09LAUGHTER
0:03:09 > 0:03:14Floored, absolutely floored! I have no comeback to that. Very best of luck.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Finally, we've got Orla and Becs. How do you two know each other?
0:03:18 > 0:03:23- We've been confused as sisters. - You're not sisters? - No, we're friends.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28I've done it again. I've joined the list of people who have confused you as sisters.
0:03:28 > 0:03:34We're just friends. We met through our boyfriends who live together and now we live together.
0:03:34 > 0:03:40- Orla, what do you do?- I work in marketing. More specifically, on music festivals, mostly.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Probably the most fun marketing there is to work on.- Perhaps.
0:03:44 > 0:03:50- Do you spend much time on site? - I do. My summers are completely filled with festivals.- Fantastic.
0:03:50 > 0:03:56- Everyone imagines you're having a whale of a time.- That's the problem. I'm missing out on all kinds of fun.
0:03:56 > 0:04:03- Becs, what do you do? - I am primarily a food writer, but I'm also a plus-size model too.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Very exciting indeed. But a food writer, do you write freelance?
0:04:08 > 0:04:13- Yes.- Do you go to restaurants and take photographs of everything you eat?- Yes.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Do you do a food blog?- I do.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Do you do a food blog?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Occasionally, if I've had a bad curry.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Yeah, yeah. Whose idea was it to come on the show, Becs?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Both of ours, really.- Oh, good.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- So neither one of you...- No blame.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35We will find out more about all of you throughout the show.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40There's only one person left to introduce. In the land of obscurity, he's king of all he surveys.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- He's my pointless friend. He's Richard.- Hiya.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45APPLAUSE
0:04:47 > 0:04:53It should be a great show today. We've only got one returning pair, but they did well, John and Roger.
0:04:53 > 0:04:59A very, very strong pair. And of course, our big jackpot still remains.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- It's the biggest jackpot ever on Pointless.- Terrifying sum of money.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08We now have armed guards round the back of the studio to guard that sort of money.
0:05:08 > 0:05:15We put our questions to 100 people before the show, but we are after the obscure answers they didn't get.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Of course, everyone is trying to find a pointless answer.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Each time that happens, we add £250 to the jackpot.
0:05:21 > 0:05:27As Richard says, nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that,
0:05:27 > 0:05:30so today's jackpot starts off at £14,750.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34APPLAUSE
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Right, let's play Pointless.
0:05:43 > 0:05:49In the first round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Whichever team has the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Our first category this afternoon is...
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Celebrities.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Can you decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second?
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:06:15 > 0:06:19to name as many Famous Foodies as they could.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Famous Foodies. Richard?
0:06:22 > 0:06:26The correct answers in this round will be celebrity chefs or cooks
0:06:26 > 0:06:31who have appeared on TV in their own show or in food-related programmes.
0:06:31 > 0:06:37OK, thank you very much. Scott and Kerri, you all drew lots before the show and you get to go first.
0:06:37 > 0:06:44In this round, you'll be relieved to hear, we'll give you a choice of seven possible answers in each pass.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Phew!
0:06:46 > 0:06:50The first set of seven answers reads like this. Here we go.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02I'll read those names one more time.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11At least one of those answers is pointless.
0:07:11 > 0:07:17Be very careful, though, because there is also at least one incorrect answer on that board.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20If you pick one, you score 100 points.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Now then, Kerri, do you watch a lot of food programmes on telly?
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Some.- Do you watch enough to recognise all the names behind me?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I think I recognise four, maybe five.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I'm not sure it's his surname, but I'm going to risk it anyway.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Um... Simon Rimmer?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Simon Rimmer. Is that a correct answer?
0:07:40 > 0:07:44If it is, let's see how many people said it. Good luck, Kerri.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48It's right. Very well done.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Simon Rimmer is right and it's going a long way down.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Very well done. Look at that.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Well done, Kerri! - APPLAUSE
0:07:57 > 0:08:03That's a pointless answer. It adds £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to £15,000.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07It scores you absolutely nothing. Very well done, Kerri. Richard?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Well played, Kerri. What a start!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13He's the resident cook on Something For The Weekend.
0:08:13 > 0:08:18- OK, Kate...- Yes.- I said there was at least one pointless answer on that board.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- There might very easily be another. - Right.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25How familiar are you with the world of celebrity cooks?
0:08:25 > 0:08:31Not very, but I'm happy with four of those celebrity foodies.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36And I'm going to choose Antonio Carluccio.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Antonio Carluccio.
0:08:38 > 0:08:44OK, let's see if that's a correct answer and if it is, how many people said Antonio Carluccio.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Yes, of course, that's right.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Down it comes.
0:08:53 > 0:08:551!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- APPLAUSE - That's a great score, Kate.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Very well done. Antonio Carluccio, just one point, Richard.
0:09:02 > 0:09:08Well played, Kate. First came to the UK in 1975, Antonio Carluccio, as a wine merchant.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Very well done, Kate. Roger, we are looking for famous foodies.
0:09:12 > 0:09:17- Do you watch food on telly? Do you watch people making food on telly?- No.- Ah!
0:09:17 > 0:09:21But I'll go for my nickname - Andrew Nutter.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25You're going to go for Andrew Nutter. Why do people call you Andrew?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I don't know. LAUGHTER
0:09:28 > 0:09:34How bizarre! Let's see if it's a correct answer and if it is, how many people said Andrew Nutter.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38It's right.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41It's right.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Oh, very well done.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47APPLAUSE
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Very well done. That's a pointless answer.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55It adds £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to £15,250.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59And it scores you nothing. Very well done, Roger.
0:09:59 > 0:10:05- Andrew Nutter, Richard?- Yeah, what a round! It's an unusual surname. I thought it was a spelling mistake.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09I said to the researcher, "I can't believe it's not Butter!"
0:10:09 > 0:10:11LAUGHTER
0:10:13 > 0:10:16But yeah, Andrew Nutter, a TV chef.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Now then, we come to Becs.
0:10:19 > 0:10:25I'm afraid slim pickings left for you, Becs, our bona fide foodie up there.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Well, Ainsley Harriott, obviously, Jamie Oliver and James Martin.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31William Taft is the wrong answer.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34So... Hmm, I'll go with James Martin,
0:10:34 > 0:10:36the most obscure out of the three.
0:10:36 > 0:10:43You're hoping to score as few points as possible, but that's probably the best you can get out of what's left.
0:10:43 > 0:10:49Let's see if James Martin is right and if it is, let's see how many people said James Martin.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51It's right.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Not bad at all - 10.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- APPLAUSE - That's not bad.
0:11:00 > 0:11:07- James Martin scores you 10 points. Richard?- Well played, Becs. That was the best you could have done.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11James Martin does Saturday Kitchen amongst many other things.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Let's go through the rest of the board.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18Jamie Oliver is a big scorer, but only 69, lower than you might think.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Ainsley Harriott, also a celebrity chef, 31.
0:11:21 > 0:11:26William Taft is the incorrect answer there. He was the fattest ever President of America.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Thanks very much. Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.
0:11:30 > 0:11:36Well, my word, not one, but two pointless answers! Kerri and Scott and Roger and John on nothing.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Then we come to Kate and Jim on 1, just narrowly ahead.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Quite a long way ahead, but still on a wonderfully low score is Becs.
0:11:44 > 0:11:50Orla, the pressure is on you. You'll have to find a really obscure answer on the next pass.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:11:56 > 0:12:01We'll put seven more answers on the board. We are looking for famous foodies.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Here we are, we have got...
0:12:12 > 0:12:15I'm going to read those one more time.
0:12:24 > 0:12:30Again at least one of those answers is pointless, but at least one of them is incorrect.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35Try and avoid those at all costs. Now then, Orla, the moment of truth.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- You're on 10 points. You're the high scorers at this stage.- Yes.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44- What are you thinking?- There are three up there that I recognise.
0:12:44 > 0:12:50There's one name that I think could potentially be a chef, so I'm going to have to guess with that
0:12:50 > 0:12:53and go with Anjum Anand.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Oh, I so wanted you to say Buddy Bear!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Anjum Anand...
0:12:58 > 0:13:03Let's see if it's right and if it is, let's see how many people said it - Anjum Anand.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05It's right. Very well done.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Very well done. Down it comes.
0:13:10 > 0:13:15Oh, very well done indeed, Orla! That's exactly what it needed to be.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18That's a pointless answer. It adds £250 to today's jackpot.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21It takes the total up to £15,500.
0:13:22 > 0:13:28Best and most importantly of all, it scores you nothing, leaving your total at 10. Well done. Richard?
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Very well played, Orla. That's £750 added in this round alone.
0:13:32 > 0:13:38She's presented a couple of BBC-2 series, Anjum Anand - Indian Food Made Easy and Healthy Indian Food.
0:13:38 > 0:13:44- Fantastic. A great answer. Now then, John.- I've been looking at that. There are some obvious ones.
0:13:44 > 0:13:49A couple I'm totally not sure of. I'm going to go for Nigel Slater.
0:13:49 > 0:13:55You're going to go for Nigel Slater. The high scorers at the moment are Orla and Becs on 10.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59You have to score 9 or less to avoid overtaking them.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01There is your red line.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Let's see if Nigel Slater can get you down below that red line.
0:14:05 > 0:14:11First, let's see if it's correct and if it is, let's see how many people said Nigel Slater.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Well, he's right.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Oh, you're through!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- 7 points for Nigel Slater. - APPLAUSE
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Great answer. It leaves you a total of 7. Richard?
0:14:28 > 0:14:34Well done, John. Nigel Slater, food writer and presenter and cook and all-round foodie.
0:14:34 > 0:14:39Now then, Jim, Kate did fantastically well with Antonio Carluccio in the first pass.
0:14:39 > 0:14:45She won you a low total of 1. The high scorers remain Orla and Becs on 10.
0:14:45 > 0:14:50If you can score 8 or less with this answer, you are through to the next round.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55I'm distraught because the only ones I recognise are going to be high scorers,
0:14:55 > 0:15:00so I'm just going to have to take a big chance and go for Buddy Bear.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05I'm so pleased someone's going for Buddy Bear. Kate is less pleased that it's you.
0:15:05 > 0:15:12Buddy Bear, OK, let's see if it's a correct answer and if it is, let's see how many people said Buddy Bear.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15There is your red line. If you get below that red line,
0:15:15 > 0:15:21you are through to the next round. Is it right and if it is, how many people said it - Buddy Bear?
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Bad luck. I'm afraid Buddy Bear is an incorrect answer.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31That scores you the maximum of 100 points, Jim,
0:15:31 > 0:15:35and takes your total up to an unbeatable 101. Richard?
0:15:35 > 0:15:41Sorry, Jim. Worth the risk though. Buddy Bear is the name of Jamie Oliver's son.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48LAUGHTER
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Scott...- Yes.- I tell you what.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54You are through to the next round.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57You can have as much fun as you like with this board.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00The three obvious ones are Nigella Lawson,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Gordon Ramsay and Delia Smith.
0:16:04 > 0:16:09So I'm guessing that Arnold Bennett is probably the other answer,
0:16:09 > 0:16:11if it's not a wrong answer.
0:16:11 > 0:16:17Let's see if it's right and if it is, let's see how many people said Arnold Bennett.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Bad luck, an incorrect answer.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26But it doesn't matter. You're through to the next round.
0:16:26 > 0:16:32Arnold Bennett is incorrect and scores you 100 points, leaving you with a total of 100. Richard?
0:16:32 > 0:16:38The Arnold Bennett is an omelette you can eat at the Savoy, named after the novelist Arnold Bennett.
0:16:38 > 0:16:43Let's go through the rest of the board. Gordon Ramsay, far and away the top answer here.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46His profile is so high. 72, he would have scored.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Nigella Lawson, a right answer as well, would have scored you 30,
0:16:50 > 0:16:53and Delia Smith, surprisingly low, 26 points.
0:16:53 > 0:17:00Thanks, Richard. So at the end of Round 1, the losing pair with the highest score, it's Kate and Jim.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Kate, how long will it take you to forgive Jim?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Some time.
0:17:05 > 0:17:11It's been great having you on the show. We look forward to having you back next time. Thanks for playing.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13APPLAUSE
0:17:13 > 0:17:17But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round 2.
0:17:23 > 0:17:29Only two pairs can make it through to the head-to-head, so one team will leave us after this round.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Our category for Round 2 is...
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Film. Can you all decide who's going first and who's going second?
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48OK, our Round 2 question concerns...
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Film Quotes And Their Films.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59We're about to show you a list of famous lines from films.
0:17:59 > 0:18:04We asked 100 people to tell us which film each quote comes from. Richard?
0:18:04 > 0:18:09We'll show you six quotes on each pass. The more obscure ones score you fewer points.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12If you give us an incorrect answer, you score 100 points.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15There's 12 in all. See how many you can get at home.
0:18:15 > 0:18:22Thanks very much, Richard. We are looking for the film that each of these famous quotes comes from.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25And we have got...
0:18:38 > 0:18:41I'll read those one more time.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- OK, now, Scott...- Yes. - You said you were a film buff.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- Yes, I am, yes.- Are you still happy to stand by that?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- Yes.- Very good.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06I'm going to go for, "If you build it, he will come."
0:19:08 > 0:19:11And the film is Field Of Dreams.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Field Of Dreams. Well done. Let's see if that's right and if it is,
0:19:15 > 0:19:20how many people said Field of Dreams for, "If you build it, he will come."
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Very well done, Scott.
0:19:23 > 0:19:28I have a feeling this will go quite a long way down.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30There we are, 16. Not bad at all.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- APPLAUSE - Not a bad answer. Field Of Dreams, Richard?
0:19:34 > 0:19:39Yeah, well played, Scott, Kevin Costner in Field Of Dreams.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Very good. Field Of Dreams, Scott. Not a bad answer at all.
0:19:43 > 0:19:48John, there are some famous lines on the board behind me, all of them from films.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52You have to find the most obscure film and get it right.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I think I recognise about one and a half!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57I'm going to go for,
0:19:57 > 0:20:01"My pupils are the creme de la creme" from The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie you are saying.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Let's see if The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie is right
0:20:09 > 0:20:12and if it is, how many people said it.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Well done, John. That's right.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Down it goes.
0:20:19 > 0:20:2123.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23APPLAUSE
0:20:25 > 0:20:30- 23 for The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie. Surprisingly high score. - Yeah, a very well-known film.
0:20:30 > 0:20:36Maggie Smith, of course, won an Oscar for the role of Miss Jean Brodie herself.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Very good. Now then, Becs...
0:20:38 > 0:20:43- Once again, you have a slightly depleted board to choose from.- Yeah.
0:20:43 > 0:20:48- Talk us through the films that remain.- Dirty Dancing for "Nobody puts Baby in a corner",
0:20:48 > 0:20:53Titanic for "I'm the king of the world!" and The Shining for "Here's Johnny!"
0:20:53 > 0:20:57The Shining is probably the most known,
0:20:57 > 0:21:00so it's between Titanic and Dirty Dancing.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03I'm going to go for Dirty Dancing
0:21:03 > 0:21:09in the hope that the men of those that were asked probably don't know that.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Let's see if "Nobody puts Baby in a corner" is right for Dirty Dancing
0:21:13 > 0:21:17and how many people knew that answer. Good luck, Becs.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21It's right.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- APPLAUSE - 41.
0:21:30 > 0:21:3241 for Dirty Dancing. Richard?
0:21:32 > 0:21:38Biggest score on the board. Voted one of the 100 greatest movie quotes by the American Film Institute.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Let's see what the others would have scored you.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46"Here's Johnny!" wasn't far behind, from The Shining. It scored 37.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- "Hang on a minute, lads, I've got a great idea."- Italian Job.
0:21:50 > 0:21:57Yeah, the end. 26 points. And, "I'm the king of the world!" is Titanic and was 19 points.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Field of Dreams was the best answer.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05OK, let's take a look at the scores as they stand.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08On 16, Scott and Kerri. Great answer.
0:22:08 > 0:22:13Then we come up a little bit to 23 for John and Roger.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17And then a little bit ahead on the high score, Becs and Orla.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Orla, you'll have the pick of the board.
0:22:20 > 0:22:25- Did it last time.- You did it fantastically last time.
0:22:25 > 0:22:32- How good's your film knowledge? - Awful. Absolutely awful. Film and TV is not good for me.
0:22:32 > 0:22:39OK, good luck with that. Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:22:39 > 0:22:44OK, we'll put six more famous lines from films on the board. Here we go.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- We have got... - HE READS THE LIST
0:22:59 > 0:23:01I will read those one more time.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14We are looking for the film that each quote comes from.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19You, Orla, are looking for the one that the fewest people knew.
0:23:19 > 0:23:25OK, I think I recognise two of them. They're probably the ones with the highest answers,
0:23:25 > 0:23:29but I have no idea of the others so I'll have to go for,
0:23:29 > 0:23:34"I'll have what she's having." I think that's When Harry Met Sally.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38"I'll have what she's having," from When Harry Met Sally.
0:23:38 > 0:23:44You are the high scorers so there's no red line. You're saying, "I'll have what she's having."
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Let's see if that's right and how many said it.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50It's right.
0:23:53 > 0:23:5635 that scores you.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59That takes your total up to 76.
0:23:59 > 0:24:0176.
0:24:01 > 0:24:06Well done, Orla. You may have kept yourself in the round. From 1989.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Thanks very much, Richard. Now, Roger...
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Last time I went to a film was Patton in 1987.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17I've really got no idea, but I'm going for a guess.
0:24:17 > 0:24:24The only one I can think that may have a glimmer of hope is, "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
0:24:24 > 0:24:29I think that may come from Clint Eastwood's Any Which Way You Can.
0:24:29 > 0:24:35"Made it, Ma! Top of the world." Any Which Way You Can you are saying.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" Let's see if that's right.
0:24:39 > 0:24:44There is your red line. If Any Which Way You Can takes you below that,
0:24:44 > 0:24:49you are through. Let's see if Any Which Way You Can is right
0:24:49 > 0:24:52and how many people said it if so.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Ohh! Bad luck, Roger. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:24:59 > 0:25:05You score the maximum of 100 points. That takes your total up to 123. Richard?
0:25:05 > 0:25:11Yes, I won't give you the right answer in case Kerri wants a go.
0:25:11 > 0:25:17Now then, Kerri, the great news is you are through to the Head to Head.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20You'll never overtake Roger and John's score of 123.
0:25:20 > 0:25:27- There's only two I know for sure. - And they are?- "We're not in Kansas anymore," which is Wizard of Oz.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31But I'll go for, "You can't handle the truth." That's A Few Good Men.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34OK, you are saying A Few Good Men.
0:25:34 > 0:25:39Let's see if that's right and how many people said A Few Good Men.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Well done.
0:25:47 > 0:25:52Very well done, indeed. 15. That takes you up to 31.
0:25:52 > 0:25:59- So, Richard, "You can't handle the truth."- Spoken very menacingly by Jack Nicholson
0:25:59 > 0:26:01in A Few Good Men. Very good.
0:26:01 > 0:26:07Let's look at the rest of the board. "We're not in Kansas anymore," is the Wizard of Oz.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10It would have scored 46 points.
0:26:10 > 0:26:16"Tomorrow is another day"? It's the very last line of Gone With The Wind. It scored 19.
0:26:16 > 0:26:22"They call me Mr Tibbs"? It's from In The Heat of The Night. It scored 10.
0:26:22 > 0:26:28And, "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" is the best answer - 3. Jimmy Cagney, but in what film?
0:26:28 > 0:26:32- White Heat. - Exactly right. 3 points.
0:26:32 > 0:26:38Thank you, Richard. At the end of Round Two, the losing pair, I'm afraid it's John and Roger.
0:26:38 > 0:26:43- Never mind.- It's such a shame to say goodbye. Thank you, brilliant.
0:26:46 > 0:26:53But for the remaining two pairs it gets even more exciting as we enter the Head to Head.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01Very, very well done, Orla and Becs, Scott and Kerri.
0:27:01 > 0:27:06Only one pair can make it through to the final to play for the jackpot
0:27:06 > 0:27:11which currently stands at £15,500.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19You'll now go head to head on the best of three questions.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Each pair needs to give me one answer and you're allowed to confer.
0:27:23 > 0:27:29Come up with an answer that scores less than the other pair to win that question.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33The first pair to the best of three will play for the massive jackpot.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Let's play Pointless.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43Here is your first question. Good luck, both pairs.
0:27:43 > 0:27:49We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many countries ending in L
0:27:49 > 0:27:53as they could. Countries ending in L. Richard?
0:27:53 > 0:27:57We're looking for any country whose English name ends in an L.
0:27:57 > 0:28:03And by country we mean a sovereign state which is a UN member.
0:28:03 > 0:28:10- See how many you get at home. - Thanks, Richard. Orla and Becs, you get to go first.
0:28:10 > 0:28:15We're looking for countries that end in L.
0:28:18 > 0:28:24All we can think of, it's probably the most well-known, is Brazil.
0:28:24 > 0:28:29OK, Brazil from Orla and Becs. Brazil. Scott and Kerri?
0:28:30 > 0:28:34Yeah, we think we're going to go for Senegal.
0:28:34 > 0:28:39Senegal, you're saying. Orla and Becs, Brazil. Scott and Kerri, Senegal.
0:28:39 > 0:28:45Let's take them in that order. Brazil - is that right and how many people said it?
0:28:50 > 0:28:5257.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59That's a high scorer. Scott and Kerri have gone with Senegal.
0:28:59 > 0:29:03Let's see if that's right and how many people said Senegal.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08Well done. It's right.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Yep. Senegal pips Brazil.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14Down it goes to 16.
0:29:18 > 0:29:24So after our first question, Scott and Kerri are up one-nil. Richard...
0:29:24 > 0:29:28Well played, Scott and Kerri. It's the best answer.
0:29:28 > 0:29:34If you've got five on your list, you've got all of them. Let's take a look at them.
0:29:34 > 0:29:36Senegal, 16. Israel, 31.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39Nepal, 32. Portugal, 46.
0:29:39 > 0:29:45And you're quite right, Orla and Becs, Brazil was top with 57.
0:29:45 > 0:29:51Thanks very much, Richard. Here is your second question. Orla and Becs, you have to win it
0:29:51 > 0:29:54to stay in the game.
0:29:54 > 0:29:58£15,500 could be riding on it. OK, here we go.
0:29:58 > 0:30:05We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Scottish Premier League football clubs as they could.
0:30:05 > 0:30:12- Scottish Premier League football clubs. Richard?- Any of the 12 teams in the Scottish Premier League
0:30:12 > 0:30:14in the 2010-2011 season.
0:30:14 > 0:30:18OK, now then, Scott and Kerri, you go first this time.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26OK... Oh, dear, Kerri.
0:30:26 > 0:30:31We're going to try to stay away from the most obvious ones so Motherwell.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34Motherwell. OK, Motherwell.
0:30:34 > 0:30:40Orla and Becs, if you were thinking of Motherwell, it's gone!
0:30:40 > 0:30:41Em...
0:30:41 > 0:30:46- We've got Dundee, Aberdeen... - Scottish towns, basically.
0:30:48 > 0:30:52- Rangers. Glasgow Rangers.- Shall we go for that?- It's really obvious.
0:30:52 > 0:30:58- Is it called Glasgow Rangers?- Yes. - Glasgow Rangers. - You're going to go for Rangers.
0:30:58 > 0:31:02OK. You have to win this question to stay in the game.
0:31:02 > 0:31:09Scott and Kerri have gone for Motherwell. Orla and Becs are going for Rangers.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11Let's take them in order.
0:31:11 > 0:31:15Kerri and Scott, if you win this you are through to the final
0:31:15 > 0:31:19and will be playing for that £15,500 jackpot.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24Motherwell. Is it right and how many people said it?
0:31:26 > 0:31:28It's right.
0:31:32 > 0:31:3321.
0:31:37 > 0:31:42- Orla and Becs are saying Rangers.- Yeah.
0:31:42 > 0:31:48Let's find out if it's right and, if it is, how many people said it. Rangers.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51It's right.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Oh, dear!
0:31:56 > 0:32:01I'm afraid that is a high, high score as you thought it would be,
0:32:01 > 0:32:08which means after two questions Scott and Kerri are straight through to the final. Richard?
0:32:08 > 0:32:14Yes, very well played. A number of answers would have beaten Motherwell. Dundee United.
0:32:14 > 0:32:18Dundee wouldn't have beaten it, but Dundee United would.
0:32:18 > 0:32:23Let's look at all the names. St Johnstone at the bottom on 6.
0:32:23 > 0:32:29Inverness Caledonian Thistle on 10. They were the subject of a famous newspaper sports headline.
0:32:29 > 0:32:34- Exactly, yes.- They beat Celtic 3-1 and it was a big shock. Know it?
0:32:34 > 0:32:38Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41- Exactly right.- Fantastic. - LAUGHTER
0:32:45 > 0:32:51They're now in the Premier League. Kilmarnock 11, Hamilton 13, Dundee United on 16,
0:32:51 > 0:32:53St Mirren on 18,
0:32:54 > 0:32:59Motherwell 21, Hearts 26, Hibernian 31,
0:32:59 > 0:33:02Aberdeen, which you also said, 40.
0:33:02 > 0:33:07Then there's Rangers, 74, and Celtic, 77.
0:33:07 > 0:33:11Thanks very much, Richard. So the losing pair is Orla and Becs.
0:33:11 > 0:33:16Bad luck. Two very, very tough categories for you in that.
0:33:16 > 0:33:21- Yes.- It's been a great show You've done very well.
0:33:21 > 0:33:25- And those countries ending in L! - Yeah.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29Geography and sports. Probably our two worst!
0:33:29 > 0:33:36Well, what a great shame to say goodbye, but we'll see you again next time. Great contestants.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38Thanks so much for coming.
0:33:40 > 0:33:47But for Scott and Kerri, it's our Pointless final and the chance to win our jackpot of £15,500.
0:33:53 > 0:34:00Wow. Congratulations, Scott and Kerri. You've seen off the competition and won our trophy.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:34:09 > 0:34:15and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at a record-breaking £15,500.
0:34:19 > 0:34:26The rules are very simple. To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.
0:34:26 > 0:34:33- We've had three pointless answers today. You gave us one in the first round with Simon Rimmer.- Yes.
0:34:33 > 0:34:39Just find one more now and you go home with that money. First, choose a category from these options.
0:34:45 > 0:34:49Hollywood Legends, MPs, Musical Theatre.
0:34:49 > 0:34:53- What do you think?- Discount MPs straight away!- Definitely!
0:34:53 > 0:35:00- Hollywood Legends is quite a broad subject.- So is Musical Theatre. What if it's one we've not seen?
0:35:00 > 0:35:02This is a good point.
0:35:04 > 0:35:10- Hollywood Legends?- Yes, go on. - Hollywood Legends.- You're going to go Hollywood Legends.
0:35:10 > 0:35:15- You're quite good on your film. - Quite good.- I'm hoping!
0:35:15 > 0:35:20What would be your favourite category within Hollywood Legends?
0:35:20 > 0:35:24I don't know... Films from the last 20 years.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28- Contemporary films rather than older films.- I see.
0:35:28 > 0:35:34OK. Well, good luck. Let's find out what that question is. Here we go.
0:35:34 > 0:35:42We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Marlon Brando films as they could.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Marlon Brando films. Richard?
0:35:44 > 0:35:50Any feature film made for cinema release for which Marlon Brando got an acting credit.
0:35:50 > 0:35:55Voice performances count, but not TV films, documentaries or short films.
0:35:55 > 0:36:01- Any feature film made for cinema release for which Marlon Brando received an acting credit.- OK.
0:36:01 > 0:36:07Very best of luck. You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:36:07 > 0:36:13All you need to win that £15,500 is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:36:13 > 0:36:17I'll remind you to speak up. Your 60 seconds start now.
0:36:17 > 0:36:24- OK, there's the obvious ones which are On The Waterfront, Last Tango In Paris...- Do speak up.
0:36:24 > 0:36:28- What about The Freshman? - That's a very good answer.
0:36:28 > 0:36:32There's another one, The Island of Dr Moreau.
0:36:32 > 0:36:38- Yeah.- Go for that one as well. So The Freshman...- Has he not done a voice for an animation recently?
0:36:38 > 0:36:41Well, not recently...
0:36:41 > 0:36:45Not as far as I know. I don't know if you know any different.
0:36:45 > 0:36:50- I thought he was in that one with the fish.- That was Martin Scorsese.
0:36:50 > 0:36:56- Oh, right, OK. - Island of Dr Moreau, The Freshman, which is quite a good one.- Yeah.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00I can't think of any others other than obvious ones.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03- Go for an obvious one, then.- OK.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06- On The Waterfront.- OK. - Yeah?- Yeah.
0:37:06 > 0:37:12- OK.- You've got your three. We'll stop the clock. Eight seconds in hand.
0:37:12 > 0:37:17OK, you've arrived at three answers. Marlon Brando films.
0:37:17 > 0:37:23- Tell me what those three answers are.- OK, our three films are On The Waterfront.- On The Waterfront.
0:37:23 > 0:37:29- The Island of Dr Moreau. - The Island of Dr Moreau. - And The Freshman.- The Freshman.
0:37:29 > 0:37:34I think I can probably guess which order you'd like,
0:37:34 > 0:37:40- but which of those is your best shot at a pointless answer? - The Island of Dr Moreau.- OK.
0:37:40 > 0:37:45- Which do you think is your least likely?- On The Waterfront.
0:37:45 > 0:37:50Yeah, OK. That's your least likely shot at a pointless answer.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54Let's put those up on the board in that order. On The Waterfront,
0:37:54 > 0:37:59The Freshman and The Island of Dr Moreau. There they are.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02Marlon Brando films.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05This is your least confident answer.
0:38:05 > 0:38:11You only need to find one pointless answer to win our jackpot of £15,500.
0:38:11 > 0:38:16Let's see how many people said On The Waterfront.
0:38:16 > 0:38:22This will be quite useful to gauge how much our 100 people know about Marlon Brando films.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25On The Waterfront.
0:38:25 > 0:38:29Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33There we are. It's right.
0:38:34 > 0:38:40It's right, which is the first thing it has to be. The second thing it has to be is pointless.
0:38:40 > 0:38:44There it goes into the teens... Into single figures! Nine people.
0:38:46 > 0:38:47Nine?
0:38:49 > 0:38:56Nine people said On The Waterfront. Probably one of his most famous roles.
0:38:56 > 0:39:03- Yeah.- Only nine people said it. - Makes me hopeful for the... - It makes me very hopeful.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06But it's not a pointless answer. We knew it wasn't.
0:39:06 > 0:39:11You only have two more chances. We're now into the serious bit.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14Your two best answers.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18What would you do with £15,500?
0:39:18 > 0:39:23- Maybe replace my old car. - Replace your old car.- Yeah.
0:39:23 > 0:39:27- What happened to your old car? - It's rubbish.- It's still going?
0:39:27 > 0:39:33- It's still going, but barely. - Well, we are looking for Marlon Brando films.
0:39:34 > 0:39:38Let's hope nobody said your next answer. The Freshman.
0:39:38 > 0:39:45This has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot of £15,500.
0:39:45 > 0:39:51Let's see if it's right and, if it is, how many people said it. The Freshman.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54It is right.
0:39:54 > 0:39:59Your first answer, On The Waterfront, went down to nine.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01This is your second shot.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04It has to go down to pointless.
0:40:05 > 0:40:06Oh!
0:40:11 > 0:40:13Unbelievable.
0:40:17 > 0:40:21- Oh!- I hate that person. LAUGHTER
0:40:21 > 0:40:23You were just one person away
0:40:23 > 0:40:27from the jackpot of £15,500 just then.
0:40:27 > 0:40:32- It was a brilliant answer. The Freshman.- It was.
0:40:32 > 0:40:39Unfortunately, not pointless. You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43We're looking for a pointless answer to Marlon Brando films.
0:40:43 > 0:40:49This was the answer you had the most faith in. This was the one you were most confident about.
0:40:49 > 0:40:54It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot of £15,500.
0:40:54 > 0:41:01Let's see if it's right and how many people said it. Very best of luck, Scott and Kerri.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04It's right.
0:41:05 > 0:41:10There's £15,500 riding on this.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13Our biggest ever jackpot.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16- Can you win it? Down it goes...- Yes!
0:41:18 > 0:41:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:21 > 0:41:25Ah, very well done. Come here.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30- Oh, my God!- Brilliant.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33Brilliant answer. Well done.
0:41:44 > 0:41:45Whoa!
0:41:45 > 0:41:50Wowee. Congratulations. You managed to find that answer
0:41:50 > 0:41:54and go home with our record-breaking jackpot of £15,500!
0:41:54 > 0:41:58Very, very well done.
0:42:02 > 0:42:09- Well, Richard... - How about that? Well done, guys. Scott, you said you knew films.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13From 1996, The Island of Dr Moreau. A very troubled production
0:42:13 > 0:42:19and Marlon Brando won the Golden Raspberry for Worst Supporting Actor.
0:42:19 > 0:42:24Let's look at the other pointless answers. I know you don't care!
0:42:24 > 0:42:27A Dry White Season was pointless, Bedtime Story,
0:42:27 > 0:42:33Christopher Columbus, where he played Torquemada and got 5 million.
0:42:33 > 0:42:37That was pointless. Guys and Dolls, where he played Sky Masterson.
0:42:37 > 0:42:43The Brave, The Chase, also a pointless answer, a Western with Robert Redford.
0:42:44 > 0:42:50A few more - The Countess From Hong Kong, The Island of Dr Moreau, your new favourite film,
0:42:50 > 0:42:56and his final film, The Score. Very well done, guys. Brilliant.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Wonderful, fantastic.
0:42:58 > 0:43:03A very worthy win. Thanks once again to our winning players, Scott and Kerri,
0:43:03 > 0:43:07who go away with the record-breaking jackpot of £15,500.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09CHEERING
0:43:13 > 0:43:18- Join us next time to put more obscure knowledge to the test. It's goodbye from Richard...- Bye.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20And goodbye from me. Goodbye.
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