Episode 5

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0:00:25 > 0:00:29Thank you! Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:29 > 0:00:35where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners. Let's meet today's players.

0:00:38 > 0:00:43First we welcome back Becky and Kay. This is your second time on the show.

0:00:43 > 0:00:48Everyone gets two shots. Remind us what happened last time.

0:00:48 > 0:00:54We went out in the first round, which was a bit gutting. It was football.

0:00:54 > 0:01:00- What categories are you hoping for? - Oh, anything kind of TV, film, life and times of Bill Murray.

0:01:00 > 0:01:05- That kind of thing.- You've got a Bill Murray fixation.- I do, yeah.

0:01:05 > 0:01:10After the last show, I was asked to sign a photograph...of Bill Murray.

0:01:10 > 0:01:16OK, well, good luck. Let's hope Bill Murray and all those other categories come up.

0:01:16 > 0:01:23- Next we welcome back Charles and Peter. Charles, what do you do in your spare time?- Am dram.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Really?- Yes, I've just appeared as the dame in Jack And The Beanstalk.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32I would have given excellent money to have seen that!

0:01:32 > 0:01:38- A lot of people do.- And we thought we were up for an Oscar for appearing in The King's Speech.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- You did?!- Yes! My face is blurred, but it's me.

0:01:41 > 0:01:47- LAUGHTER - That's fantastic.- And then there's Charlie.- Even more blurred!

0:01:48 > 0:01:52- It's still me.- Very best of luck.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Next we welcome Rick and Elle. How do you two know each other?

0:01:56 > 0:02:02We're married, husband and wife. Known each other 25 years and been married 22.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06- I met him at a pub. - Where are you from, Rick?

0:02:06 > 0:02:12- We now live in Glasgow. We've been there for seven years. - Welcome. Great to have you here.

0:02:12 > 0:02:19- Finally, Mark and Martin. Welcome. How do you know each other?- Well, we're both police officers.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23We work in a village just outside Swansea in South Wales.

0:02:23 > 0:02:29Please tell me you sit in a car together and ask each other pointless questions.

0:02:29 > 0:02:35- For the last couple of weeks we have! - The very best of luck to you. We'll find out more about all of you.

0:02:35 > 0:02:41There's only one more person to introduce. He's the Sherpa who guides us to the peak of obscurity.

0:02:41 > 0:02:48- I love these lines! He's my Pointless friend. He's Richard.- Hello.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Yes.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57- Hiya.- The Sherpa. I'm guessing you carry everything...

0:02:58 > 0:03:03- ..on your forehead. I think that's what Sherpas do.- I don't think so!

0:03:03 > 0:03:10Don't they have a strap? And a big thing there they carry like that?

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Isn't that right? - LAUGHTER

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Shall we get on?

0:03:18 > 0:03:22We've got two returning pairs - Becky and Kay were very unlucky.

0:03:22 > 0:03:29Football came up. Sometimes subjects absolutely trip you up. They did well, but got knocked out.

0:03:29 > 0:03:35And Charles and Peter as well. I knew I recognised you. I loved you in that film.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39And two strong new pairs. It's going to be awesome.

0:03:39 > 0:03:45We put all our questions to 100 people before the show, but we're after the obscure answers

0:03:45 > 0:03:51that those 100 people didn't get. The fewer people got the answer, the better your chance of winning.

0:03:51 > 0:03:56You're trying to find a pointless answer that none of the 100 gave.

0:03:56 > 0:04:02Each time that happens, we'll add £250 to the jackpot. Nobody's won it yet this series,

0:04:02 > 0:04:07so we add another £1,000 to last time, so today's jackpot starts off at...

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Right. Let's play Pointless.

0:04:22 > 0:04:28Right. Each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Whichever team has the highest score at the end is eliminated.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34OK. Our first category is...

0:04:38 > 0:04:43Mythology. Can you decide who's going to go first and who's going to go second?

0:04:43 > 0:04:48And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...

0:04:52 > 0:04:58as many Greek and Roman deities as the could.

0:04:59 > 0:05:07- Richard?- Very simple. The correct answers are gods and goddesses from Greek or Roman mythology.

0:05:07 > 0:05:13- Very, very best of luck. - OK, now Becky and Kay, you all drew lots before the show.

0:05:13 > 0:05:20- Today you get to go first. Is that good?- No! We really didn't want to go first again!- Ah.

0:05:20 > 0:05:25Well, we'll give you a choice of seven possible answers in each pass.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29The first set of seven answers looks like this.

0:05:43 > 0:05:50Now at least one of those answers is pointless, but there's also at least one incorrect answer.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Pick that and you score the maximum of 100 points.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- So, Kay...- Yeah.- There's your list.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59How good is your mythology?

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Classical mythology. - Mine's pretty bad.

0:06:03 > 0:06:08Becky studied Classics for A-level so I'm hoping she'll redeem us on the second go.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Fingers crossed!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Fingers crossed, fingers crossed.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Erm...

0:06:15 > 0:06:19I think I'll go for...

0:06:19 > 0:06:20Aphrodite.

0:06:20 > 0:06:25Aphrodite. There's Aphrodite right at the top.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Well, it's right.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Not bad, Kay.

0:06:35 > 0:06:3721!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Not a bad score at all for Aphrodite.

0:06:41 > 0:06:48- Richard?- Very safe start, but well done. The Greek goddess of love and beauty, Aphrodite.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Very good indeed. So, Charles... - Yes, sir.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Classical mythology.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Er...

0:06:54 > 0:07:00- I shall play safe.- OK. - And go for Poseidon. - You're going to go for Poseidon.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Let's see if it's correct and how many people said it.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Down it goes. Very good answer, Charles!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Poseidon scores you 15.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Richard?- Absolutely right. He's the Greek god of the sea.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24And star of The Poseidon Adventure.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28OK, thanks very much, Richard.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Elle?- Hiya.- Elle, hello.

0:07:31 > 0:07:38There is at least one pointless answer. Remember, we are looking for Greek and Roman deities.

0:07:38 > 0:07:43There's one on there I know, but I think it'll be the top answer.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46So I think I'll risk it for a biscuit

0:07:46 > 0:07:49and I think I'll go with Cronus.

0:07:49 > 0:07:54Cronus. Let's see if Cronus is correct and how many people said it.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58It's right!

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Elle, I think this might go all the way down.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Very well done! A brilliant answer.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Cronus scores you one point! Richard?

0:08:13 > 0:08:19Very well played, Elle. Cronus is a Greek god concerned with agriculture.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Good. Now, Martin... - LAUGHTER

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Is this a good subject for you? - Not at all.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28However...

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Proximo, that rings a bell in some sort of gladiator movie to me.

0:08:33 > 0:08:38So I'm going to take a calculated guess on Vulcan.

0:08:38 > 0:08:44Very good. Very good indeed. Let's see if it's correct and how many people said Vulcan.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Well done, Martin.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Well done!

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Extremely well done, Martin. Vulcan's a pointless answer.

0:09:01 > 0:09:08It scores you nothing and adds £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total to £9,750.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Very well done. Vulcan, Richard.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18Very well played. The Roman god of fire and the forge.

0:09:18 > 0:09:23Apollo, a Greek god, would have scored 24.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27Martin cleverly sidestepped Proximo. That's Oliver Reed in Gladiator.

0:09:27 > 0:09:33So it was an incorrect answer. Now Aristides is actually Alex Reid. It's his middle name.

0:09:33 > 0:09:38- LAUGHTER - Who says we don't do highbrow on this show?

0:09:38 > 0:09:44- So that was an incorrect answer. - There we are. Let's take a look at the scores.

0:09:44 > 0:09:49A fabulous low-scoring round. 21 from Kay. Who'd have thought that would be highest?

0:09:49 > 0:09:54Charles and Peter, not terribly far behind on 15.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Then Elle, fantastic answer with Cronus.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Rick, keep that up and you'll be safe.

0:10:01 > 0:10:07And Martin, a fabulous piece of reasoning and your reward is no points.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11OK, can the second players take their place at the podium?

0:10:12 > 0:10:17OK, we're going to put another seven answers on the board.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21We want Greek and Roman deities. And we have got...

0:10:32 > 0:10:36I'll just read those one more time: Hermes, Roussos, Zeus,

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Persephone, Mars, Hades and Vesta.

0:10:39 > 0:10:47At least one of those answers is pointless and there is also at least one incorrect answer.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Try to avoid those.

0:10:49 > 0:10:56- Mark, Martin scored a pointless answer.- He's started us off well, but put me under a bit of pressure.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00- A little bit of pressure. - A couple of them I think I know,

0:11:00 > 0:11:04possibly, so I'm going to try and play safe

0:11:04 > 0:11:08- and go with Hades. - You're going to go with Hades.

0:11:08 > 0:11:14- Do you know who Hades might be? - Something to do with the underworld, death, possibly.- Very good.

0:11:14 > 0:11:20OK, well, if you can score 20 or less with Hades, you are definitely through.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22There's your red line.

0:11:22 > 0:11:27Let's see if it's right and how many said it.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30It's right.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Very well done, Mark. 14!

0:11:35 > 0:11:42It scores you 14 and gives you a total of 14. You're comfortably through. Richard?

0:11:42 > 0:11:48Well played, Mark. The Greek god of the underworld. South Wales police know it, but can't arrest him!

0:11:50 > 0:11:56Rick, you are currently on one. If you can score 19 or less, you are definitely through

0:11:56 > 0:12:00to the next round. What do you think?

0:12:00 > 0:12:05OK, not one of my favourite categories, I must admit,

0:12:05 > 0:12:10but I think after studying it a little longer,

0:12:10 > 0:12:13I think I'm going to go with Vesta.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15You're going to go with Vesta.

0:12:15 > 0:12:20There is your red line. If you come below that red line,

0:12:20 > 0:12:25you are through to the next round. How many people said Vesta?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Very well done, Rick.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Down it goes.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35You're through to the next round.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Fabulous low score, Rick. You've equalled Elle's low score.

0:12:43 > 0:12:48- One takes your total to two. Richard?- Very well played. The Roman goddess of the hearth.

0:12:48 > 0:12:55In the Temple of Vesta in Rome, there was a perpetually-burning fire, attended by Vestal Virgins.

0:12:55 > 0:13:00- Brilliant.- It's just a fact. Not a joke, just a fact.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04It's good. OK, thank you very much, Richard. Now then, Peter...

0:13:04 > 0:13:10- Yes.- You have your work cut out here. The high scorers remain Becky and Kay on 21.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14If you can score 5 or less, you are through to the next round.

0:13:14 > 0:13:19Remember we are looking for Greek and Roman deities.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23At the risk of being beaten up by my brother in the car park...

0:13:23 > 0:13:28- And that happens. He'll do that. - ..I'll hazard a guess at Hermes.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31OK, you're going to go for Hermes.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33There's your red line. Quite low.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37But Hermes might get you below there.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40It's right.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46Down it comes. Becky and Kay watching very carefully.

0:13:46 > 0:13:5113 that scores you. That takes your total up to 28.

0:13:51 > 0:13:57That's a very good score. It's thrown a lifeline to Becky and Kay, though. Richard?

0:13:57 > 0:14:02Well played, Peter. Good answer. Hermes is the messenger of the gods.

0:14:02 > 0:14:08OK, we are looking for Greek and Roman deities. So, Becky,

0:14:08 > 0:14:14you're on 21. Peter and Charles are on 28. All of these scores are fantastic.

0:14:14 > 0:14:19If you can score 6 or less, you are going to go through.

0:14:19 > 0:14:25Well, I know all bar one and the one I don't know is Roussos, so I'll say that's the false one.

0:14:25 > 0:14:31And I'll say Persephone because she's definitely less known than Zeus or Mars.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35You must score six or less. There's your red line.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39Below that, you are through to the next round.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Let's see. Persephone.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45It's right.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57Very, very well done! That's a pointless answer.

0:14:57 > 0:15:03It scores you nothing, it leaves your total at 21 and it adds £250 to today's jackpot,

0:15:03 > 0:15:07taking us up to five figures - £10,000!

0:15:09 > 0:15:15Very, very, very well done. It also sees you through to the next round. Richard?

0:15:15 > 0:15:19Very well played, Becky. Persephone is the queen of the underworld.

0:15:19 > 0:15:24Let's take a look through the rest. Becky took us through it perfectly.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28Zeus, we know, is father of the gods. He would have scored 68.

0:15:28 > 0:15:33Mars is the Roman god of war. He would have scored you 32.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37And Roussos is incorrect. Demis Roussos is a Greek singer.

0:15:37 > 0:15:42- A god to some.- A god to some, yeah. - LAUGHTER

0:15:42 > 0:15:46Thank you very much, Richard. So the losing pair...

0:15:46 > 0:15:51This is devastating news for all of us. Peter and Charles.

0:15:51 > 0:15:56- Shot down in flames.- What would you have liked to have come up?

0:15:56 > 0:16:03- The history of Peter and Charles Butterworth would have been all right.- That's Round Three!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05That's in the head-to-head.

0:16:05 > 0:16:11Anyway, you've been fantastic contestants. Thank you for playing.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:16:22 > 0:16:29There's only room for two pairs in the head-to-head, so one team leaves at the end of this round.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32The category for Round Two is...

0:16:35 > 0:16:40Film Awards. Becky and Kay are grinning.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44Now can you all decide who is going to go first and who will go second?

0:16:44 > 0:16:49Whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53OK, so the question concerns...

0:16:57 > 0:17:03In this round, we have a list of films. We asked 100 people to tell us who won the Razzie Award

0:17:03 > 0:17:10for Worst Actor or Actress for their performance in those films. Wow. Richard?

0:17:10 > 0:17:14The Golden Raspberries or Razzies are like the anti-Oscars.

0:17:14 > 0:17:20They "honour" the worst films, worst actors and so on.

0:17:20 > 0:17:26We'll give you six films. You tell us which actor or actress won the Razzie for that film.

0:17:26 > 0:17:32The more obscure the answer, the fewer points you score. An incorrect answer scores 100.

0:17:32 > 0:17:37- See if you get all six at home. - Wow. So who won the Razzie Award

0:17:37 > 0:17:41for Worst Actor or Actress for their performance in these films?

0:17:41 > 0:17:45Here is our list. It reads like this.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09So then, Becky.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Erm, I do know all those films.

0:18:12 > 0:18:17- You might be able to select a likely winner.- Yes. I...- Good.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21I think... It might be a bit of a risk.

0:18:21 > 0:18:26- I'm going to say Battlefield Earth and John Travolta.- Very good indeed.

0:18:26 > 0:18:33Let's see if that is correct and how many people knew that. Battlefield Earth, John Travolta.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Faultless piece of reasoning there, Becky.

0:18:41 > 0:18:46Down it goes to six! What a fabulous score!

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Very well done, Becky.

0:18:48 > 0:18:53- Richard, Battlefield Earth. - Yeah, very good answer.

0:18:53 > 0:18:58It also won the Worst Picture as well. It then won Worst Film of the Decade

0:18:58 > 0:19:04and has recently won Worst Film in the history of the Razzies.

0:19:04 > 0:19:09- LAUGHTER - If you haven't seen it, what more recommendation do you need?

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Thank you, Richard. So, Elle...

0:19:13 > 0:19:19I recognise a couple of the films and probably could think about who the actors were in it.

0:19:19 > 0:19:24So I'm going to hope the 100 people were really young

0:19:24 > 0:19:30and Rambo III might not have been on their first list and I'll go with Sylvester Stallone.

0:19:30 > 0:19:36How many people said Rambo III, Sylvester Stallone? Is it correct?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39It's right!

0:19:42 > 0:19:4441.

0:19:46 > 0:19:51A surprisingly high score, Elle, but it was right.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55- That's all that really matters. Richard?- Yeah, better than 100.

0:19:55 > 0:20:01- Sylvester Stallone is the most nominated actor in Razzie history. - LAUGHTER

0:20:01 > 0:20:03He has been nominated 30 times.

0:20:03 > 0:20:09- And he's won 10 times.- Wow. - He must be a very proud man.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13OK, thank you very much, Elle. Now, Mark...

0:20:13 > 0:20:19- Have you seen any of the remaining films?- I've seen Big Daddy.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23I'm surprised it won a Razzie because I quite enjoyed it.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26I don't know how sad that makes me.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Catwoman, I haven't seen that. Or Basic Instinct 2.

0:20:30 > 0:20:35So I think I'll have to plump with Big Daddy

0:20:35 > 0:20:37and Adam Sandler.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41Adam Sandler for Big Daddy. Is it correct? How many people said it?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44It's right!

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Still going down.

0:20:49 > 0:20:5111!

0:20:52 > 0:20:56Good answer, Mark. Adam Sandler. Richard?

0:20:56 > 0:21:02Well played. He won the Razzie in 2000. Let's look at the other answers.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06Basic Instinct 2 was, of course, Sharon Stone.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09It would have scored 28 points.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Catwoman, from 2005, was Halle Berry.

0:21:12 > 0:21:18And Showgirls was Elizabeth Berkley and would have scored 3 points.

0:21:18 > 0:21:23- Very well done if you got all those. - OK, let's look at the scores. We're halfway through.

0:21:23 > 0:21:29Becky and Kay, what a fabulous low score there. Six points.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Then Mark and Martin, 11. Not bad.

0:21:32 > 0:21:37Now, Rick, Elle scored 41. That wasn't a terrible answer.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41It's probably what I'd have gone for, but you are the high scorers

0:21:41 > 0:21:46by some margin. 30 points clear of your nearest rivals.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49You'll have to find a low answer.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Can the second players take their places at the podium?

0:21:54 > 0:21:58We're going to put six more films on the board and here they are.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15I'll read those one more time.

0:22:22 > 0:22:27We are looking for the actor or actress who won the Razzie Award

0:22:27 > 0:22:32for Worst Actor or Actress for their performance in those films.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Martin, what sort of films do you like?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37I do like action films.

0:22:37 > 0:22:42There's a few up there I've seen and quite enjoyed, in fact.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45There are a few up there I really liked.

0:22:45 > 0:22:51It's between two and I'm going to go for GI Jane, Demi Moore.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54GI Jane, Demi Moore. Well, you're on 11.

0:22:54 > 0:22:59If you can score 29 or less, you'll be through to the next round. There's your red line.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03Let's see if Demi Moore can get you below that red line.

0:23:03 > 0:23:08Let's see if it's correct, GI Jane, Demi Moore, and if it is, how many people said it.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11It's right.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Oh, it's good. It's got you through to the head-to-head.

0:23:16 > 0:23:1929 that scores you, taking your total up to 40.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22APPLAUSE

0:23:22 > 0:23:28- Richard?- Yeah, very well played. It's got you through safe and sound. GI Jane, it's a Ridley Scott film.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Thanks very much, Richard.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Now then, Rick, you are the high scorers.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38You have to find a pointless answer, ideally,

0:23:38 > 0:23:42to have any hope of making it through to the head-to-head.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45What's that board looking like to you?

0:23:45 > 0:23:50There's only one other film on there that I think I know the answer to.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54And that's Armageddon.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56And I think that was Bruce Willis.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00Rick is saying Bruce Willis for Armageddon. Let's see if he's right

0:24:00 > 0:24:04and if he is, let's see how many people said it.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08You have no red line, obviously, because you are the high scorers.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11It's right.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16You want this to go as low as it possibly can.

0:24:16 > 0:24:1815, that scores you.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21It takes your total up to 56.

0:24:21 > 0:24:26- Armageddon, Richard? - Yeah, well played, Rick. I quite like Armageddon.- Yeah.

0:24:26 > 0:24:32But Bruce Willis... I think they recognised him for a number of other films.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35I think he was due a Worst Actor Award.

0:24:35 > 0:24:40- Very good. Thank you very much. Now then, Kay, the stage is set.- Yes.

0:24:40 > 0:24:44Remember, we are looking for Razzie Award Winners.

0:24:44 > 0:24:50I believe that the film Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot was...

0:24:50 > 0:24:53I think it was Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty,

0:24:53 > 0:24:57so I guess it's going to have to be Sylvester Stallone.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01I'm really sorry if we go out on that because I should be better at this.

0:25:01 > 0:25:08That's not bad. If you can score 49 or less with this answer, you are through to the head-to-head.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Your red line is nice and high.

0:25:10 > 0:25:15- Yeah, if it's right. - If it's right, it should get you below that red line.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot, Sly Stallone.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Let's see how many people said it.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24It's right.

0:25:26 > 0:25:31And it gets you through to the head-to-head. Very well done, Kay. Very good indeed.

0:25:31 > 0:25:38Bad luck, Rick and Elle. Very well done, Kay and Becky. That scores you 14, giving you a total of 20.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Richard?- Yes, Stallone again. Well played, Kay.

0:25:41 > 0:25:46He said in 2010 Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot is the worst film he'd ever made.

0:25:46 > 0:25:51- It's the worst film Sylvester Stallone has ever made. That is quite something.- Wow!

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Let's look at the other answers.

0:25:53 > 0:25:58Under The Cherry Moon, who do you think won a Razzie for that?

0:25:58 > 0:26:01- Is it that Prince film? - Prince is exactly right.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03That would've scored you 3 points.

0:26:03 > 0:26:08Prince won three Razzies - Worst Actor, Worst Director and Worst Song.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11That's a good night for Prince.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13All About Steve, any ideas?

0:26:13 > 0:26:18- No.- That's 2010. It would have got you 1 point. It was won by Sandra Bullock.

0:26:18 > 0:26:24- We did know that. She picked it up the day before she won her Oscar. - An Oscar for The Blind Side, yeah.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27I shouldn't imagine she's too worried.

0:26:27 > 0:26:32- And The Blair Witch Project, the lead actress in that? - I...- It's a tough one.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36- It's a pointless answer - Heather Donahue.- Thanks very much, Richard.

0:26:36 > 0:26:42At the end of Round 2, the losing pair with the highest score, I'm afraid, is Rick and Elle.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46Oh, dear, the Razzies. Terrible films not your forte?

0:26:46 > 0:26:52- No.- No.- Did you know the pointless answer, Rick? Heather Donahue? Come on(!)- No, I'm afraid I didn't.

0:26:52 > 0:26:58Well, a great shame to be saying goodbye to you so early on, but we will see you again next time

0:26:58 > 0:27:01because everyone gets two shots at the Pointless final

0:27:01 > 0:27:05when I hope you make it to the head-to-head and maybe further.

0:27:05 > 0:27:10- Thanks very much for playing. Great contestants.- Thank you. APPLAUSE

0:27:10 > 0:27:16But for the remaining two pairs, things get even more exciting now as we enter the head-to-head.

0:27:22 > 0:27:27Very well done, Becky and Kay, Mark and Martin, you've made it to the head-to-head.

0:27:27 > 0:27:31Only one pair can make it to the final and play for today's jackpot

0:27:31 > 0:27:35which currently stands at an unbelievable £10,000.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37APPLAUSE

0:27:37 > 0:27:42Now that's a jackpot! You'll go head-to-head on the best of three questions.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45For each question, each pair needs to give me one answer,

0:27:45 > 0:27:49but the great news is you are now allowed to confer.

0:27:49 > 0:27:55You have to come up with an answer that scores less than your opposing pair's answer to win that point.

0:27:55 > 0:27:59The pair who get the best of three will be playing for today's jackpot.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Let's play Pointless.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06And here is your first question.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:28:08 > 0:28:14to name as many official languages of Switzerland as they could.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Official languages of Switzerland, Richard?

0:28:17 > 0:28:21Yeah, we're looking for any of the four languages

0:28:21 > 0:28:26recognised by the Swiss government as being officially spoken in that country

0:28:26 > 0:28:28up to the start of January 2011.

0:28:28 > 0:28:33Becky and Kay, because you've played best throughout the show so far, you go first.

0:28:33 > 0:28:37We are looking for the official languages of Switzerland.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40WHISPERING

0:28:42 > 0:28:46- You're better on this than I am, so we'll go with that.- OK, Becky?

0:28:46 > 0:28:49- I think I'm going to say Italy, Italian.- Italian?

0:28:49 > 0:28:54- Yes.- Right, Mark and Martin, Italian has gone.

0:28:54 > 0:28:58We'll try a safe bet, hoping that they are wrong,

0:28:58 > 0:29:00on...

0:29:00 > 0:29:02English?

0:29:02 > 0:29:06Safe bet...English?

0:29:06 > 0:29:09LAUGHTER

0:29:09 > 0:29:10OK...

0:29:12 > 0:29:16We are going to go with Italian for Becky and Kay.

0:29:16 > 0:29:20Let's see if that's correct and if it is, how many people said Italian.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24It's correct.

0:29:28 > 0:29:2934.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32APPLAUSE

0:29:33 > 0:29:36Mark and Martin have gone for English.

0:29:36 > 0:29:40Let's see if it's correct and if it is, how many people said English.

0:29:43 > 0:29:44Oh!

0:29:44 > 0:29:48Bad luck. I'm afraid that is an incorrect answer.

0:29:48 > 0:29:54So after one question, it is one-nil to Becky and Kay. Richard?

0:29:54 > 0:30:00Yeah, unlucky, guys. The Swiss don't speak English. I don't think the Germans would let them.

0:30:00 > 0:30:07There are four languages, three of which are fairly well known, and one obscure one which is Romansch.

0:30:07 > 0:30:11It's various dialects that are spoken, mainly derived from Latin.

0:30:11 > 0:30:15It would've scored you 9 points. There's Italian - 34,

0:30:15 > 0:30:20German - 71, that's the most spoken in Switzerland, and French right at the top there - 76.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23Here's your second question.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:30:26 > 0:30:32to name as many Monopoly stations as they could. Monopoly stations, Richard?

0:30:32 > 0:30:38Quite simple, this one. Just any of the railway stations on a standard UK Monopoly board.

0:30:38 > 0:30:42Right, well, Becky and Kay, you are up one-nil.

0:30:42 > 0:30:48If you win this point, you are straight through to the final to play for that £10,000.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50Mark and Martin, you answer first.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52WHISPERING

0:30:54 > 0:30:59- We're going to plump with Fenchurch Street.- OK, Fenchurch Street.

0:30:59 > 0:31:03- Becky and Kay, what do you reckon? - Marylebone's our best one.

0:31:03 > 0:31:08- I thought it would be more obvious than Liverpool Street. - Liverpool Street?- Yeah.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10We'll go with Liverpool Street.

0:31:10 > 0:31:14So, two streets, Fenchurch and Liverpool.

0:31:14 > 0:31:20Mark and Martin went Fenchurch first. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22Very well done. It's correct.

0:31:25 > 0:31:2734.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29APPLAUSE

0:31:29 > 0:31:34Becky and Kay, do you think that's a score you can beat?

0:31:34 > 0:31:37- We wanted to go for Fenchurch. - That's the best.

0:31:37 > 0:31:42Liverpool Street - let's see if it's correct and if it is, how many people said it.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52APPLAUSE

0:31:55 > 0:32:00After our second question, it is now one-all. Very exciting. Richard?

0:32:00 > 0:32:05- Well played, Mark and Martin, but Fenchurch Street wasn't the best answer.- Oh, no.

0:32:05 > 0:32:10- You'd be in the final now if you had gone for Marylebone.- Oh, no!

0:32:10 > 0:32:14Marylebone would have scored you 32 points, Fenchurch Street 34,

0:32:14 > 0:32:19King's Cross 44 and Liverpool Street was the most popular answer of all on 47.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21OK, here's your third question.

0:32:21 > 0:32:27I need hardly remind you that whoever answers this question the best

0:32:27 > 0:32:32will be through to the final and playing for £10,000. OK...

0:32:32 > 0:32:35We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:32:35 > 0:32:42to name as many nicknames of The Spice Girls as they could.

0:32:42 > 0:32:48- Richard?- We're looking for the official nicknames of the five members of The Spice Girls.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50Which of those is the most obscure?

0:32:50 > 0:32:55Right, Becky and Kay, you get to go first. That could be a tactical advantage.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58WHISPERING

0:32:58 > 0:33:02OK, we're going to go with my instinct on this one.

0:33:02 > 0:33:06Just because if we go with mine, obviously, I...

0:33:06 > 0:33:09We're going to go with Sporty.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11- You're going to go with Sporty? - Yeah.

0:33:11 > 0:33:15- Mark and Martin? - At least we agree on one this time.

0:33:15 > 0:33:19- I think Ginger Spice. - You're going for Ginger Spice.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21OK, we have Sporty, we have Ginger.

0:33:21 > 0:33:28Who knows which way this is going to go? But whoever wins this goes through to the final.

0:33:28 > 0:33:33Sporty was the first name given. Let's see how many people said Sporty Spice.

0:33:37 > 0:33:3979.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42They're all going to be high-scoring.

0:33:42 > 0:33:46- Yeah.- There are five of them. Everybody knows them.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49Mark and Martin, you have gone for Ginger.

0:33:51 > 0:33:55This for a place in the final and a chance to win that £10,000 jackpot.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Oh, it's done it. It's done it!

0:34:02 > 0:34:05- APPLAUSE - Wow, by six points!

0:34:10 > 0:34:17Wow! After three questions, Mark and Martin have won so narrowly, two-one. Richard?

0:34:17 > 0:34:23Very well played, guys. Let's take a look at all five of them. Those were the best two answers.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25Ginger there with 73,

0:34:25 > 0:34:28Sporty, 79, Scary, 83,

0:34:28 > 0:34:34Baby, 85, and Posh with a very, very high score there of 94.

0:34:34 > 0:34:40OK, so the losing pair at the end of our head-to-head round... I'm so sorry, Becky and Kay.

0:34:40 > 0:34:45Such wonderful contestants. You've lit up the game both times you've played it.

0:34:45 > 0:34:50I'm sorry we don't see you in the final. That was a good head-to-head.

0:34:50 > 0:34:56- We listened to the wrong person's instinct on each question.- I said Ginger, you said Marylebone.- Yeah.

0:34:56 > 0:35:00All the way through, you've played fantastically well.

0:35:00 > 0:35:04- Thank you for playing. You've been lovely contestants.- Thanks.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06- APPLAUSE - Good luck, guys.

0:35:06 > 0:35:13But for Mark and Martin, it's now time for our Pointless final and the chance to win £10,000.

0:35:19 > 0:35:24Congratulations, Mark and Martin. You've fought off the competition

0:35:24 > 0:35:29- and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy. Very well done.- Thank you.

0:35:33 > 0:35:40Now you have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot which at the end of today's show stands at £10,000.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42APPLAUSE

0:35:44 > 0:35:51To win that money, you just have to find a pointless answer that none of our 100 people could think of.

0:35:51 > 0:35:55We've had two pointless answers today. Martin, you got one of them.

0:35:55 > 0:36:01All you have to do now, to go home with that £10,000, is to think of another pointless answer.

0:36:01 > 0:36:06First, though, you've got to choose a category from these three options.

0:36:12 > 0:36:15This is always the tough bit.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17None of them are very good for me.

0:36:17 > 0:36:22- Martin?- Science - certain parts of science I'd be good at.

0:36:22 > 0:36:27- World Politics... No.- Go with whatever your gut feeling is.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30- American...Actresses? - American Actresses.

0:36:30 > 0:36:34- Yeah.- You're going to go for American Actresses.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37Let's find out what the question is.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:36:39 > 0:36:45to name as many Cameron Diaz films as they could.

0:36:45 > 0:36:48That's not as bad as it could be. Richard?

0:36:48 > 0:36:53Any feature film made for cinema release for which Cameron Diaz received an acting credit,

0:36:53 > 0:36:59including voice-overs. We're not accepting short films or TV films or things where she played herself.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02There are 32 films on that list.

0:37:02 > 0:37:07We're looking for films up to the start of January 2011.

0:37:07 > 0:37:10You have a minute to come up with three answers.

0:37:10 > 0:37:17All you need to win that £10,000 is for just one answer to be pointless. Your 60 seconds start now.

0:37:17 > 0:37:21- She's in Shrek. She does the voice for the Shrek films.- Good one.

0:37:21 > 0:37:27- Obviously, Something About Mary. That's quite obvious.- Yeah. - A lot of people have seen that.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31I'm struggling now.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34- Was she in Charlie's Angels? - Charlie's Angels.

0:37:34 > 0:37:38And Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, that was the second one.

0:37:39 > 0:37:43Um...early ones. What early ones has she been in?

0:37:43 > 0:37:45Gosh, I'm struggling.

0:37:46 > 0:37:49What have we got? We've got Shrek, Shrek Forever After.

0:37:49 > 0:37:53- Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. - Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.

0:37:53 > 0:37:58- Something About Mary is too obvious. It's going to be up there, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:37:58 > 0:38:04- Can you think of any others, Mark? - To be honest, my mind's gone blank with Cameron Diaz.

0:38:06 > 0:38:10- I think we might be struggling to get a pointless one here.- Yeah.

0:38:10 > 0:38:14- All the ones we've got are quite obvious.- Five seconds.

0:38:14 > 0:38:19- We'll go for those three, then. - Full Throttle, Shrek Forever After...- Yeah.

0:38:19 > 0:38:25- What's the other Shrek one? Shrek. - OK, that's your time up. We are looking for Cameron Diaz films.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27I now need your three answers.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29- Go, Mark.- Um...

0:38:29 > 0:38:32- Shrek Forever After. - Shrek Forever After.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34Shrek.

0:38:34 > 0:38:39- I think it was just Shrek, wasn't it?- Yeah, Shrek.- Just Shrek.

0:38:39 > 0:38:45- And Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. - Shrek Forever After, Shrek, and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.

0:38:45 > 0:38:51- Of those three, which do you think is your best shot?- I'm not confident about any of them, to be honest.

0:38:51 > 0:38:57- I'll go with Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle best? - OK, shall we put that last?- Last.

0:38:57 > 0:39:02- And maybe...?- Shrek top.- Shrek top. OK, so let's put them up on the board.

0:39:02 > 0:39:04Here they are.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13OK, so we were looking for Cameron Diaz films.

0:39:13 > 0:39:20You said this was your least confident answer. You only need one to be pointless to win that £10,000.

0:39:20 > 0:39:24Let's see how many people said your first answer, Shrek.

0:39:24 > 0:39:31This will give us some indication of whether or not they are Cameron Diaz aficionados. Shrek...

0:39:37 > 0:39:40It was a very popular film and it still hasn't stopped.

0:39:40 > 0:39:43Down it goes, Shrek, into the 30s.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45- Into the 20s, 28. - APPLAUSE

0:39:49 > 0:39:55I would take some confidence from that, actually. I think that's enormously reassuring.

0:39:55 > 0:40:01- Only 28 people said Shrek?- I thought it'd be more than that.- I thought it'd be a lot more than that.

0:40:01 > 0:40:06You only have two more chances to win that £10,000 jackpot. We are looking for Cameron Diaz films.

0:40:06 > 0:40:10The first answer, Shrek, 28 people said that.

0:40:10 > 0:40:16Let's hope that a great many fewer said your second answer which is Shrek Forever After.

0:40:16 > 0:40:22This has to be pointless to win that jackpot. Let's see if it is. Shrek Forever After...

0:40:25 > 0:40:27This for £10,000...

0:40:32 > 0:40:35Well, it's looking good. Down it goes.

0:40:35 > 0:40:3928 is what you scored for the original Shrek. Down it goes.

0:40:39 > 0:40:41Oh, look...

0:40:41 > 0:40:422!

0:40:42 > 0:40:46APPLAUSE

0:40:50 > 0:40:52- Unbelievable.- What about that?

0:40:52 > 0:40:58- Almost.- Almost! It's not quite pointless, but it's not far off.

0:40:58 > 0:41:02You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot of £10,000.

0:41:02 > 0:41:07We were looking for Cameron Diaz films. This is your last and most confident answer.

0:41:07 > 0:41:11Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. If this is pointless,

0:41:11 > 0:41:17you will leave here, not only with your most coveted Pointless trophy, which is what you came here for,

0:41:17 > 0:41:21you will also leave here £10,000 richer.

0:41:21 > 0:41:27Let's put it to the test. This for the jackpot of £10,000. It has to be pointless.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle...

0:41:33 > 0:41:37- Well, it's right.- That's a good start.- A very, very good start.

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Down it comes.

0:41:39 > 0:41:42Into the 30s, into the 20s,

0:41:42 > 0:41:44into the teens...

0:41:45 > 0:41:49- APPLAUSE - Oh, no.- Almost.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53Oh!

0:41:54 > 0:42:00Bad luck. Full Throttle, I'm afraid, didn't do it for you.

0:42:00 > 0:42:07Unfortunately, you haven't found that pointless answer, so you don't leave with the jackpot of £10,000

0:42:07 > 0:42:14which rolls over to the next show, but you have been fantastic and you do take home our Pointless trophy.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17APPLAUSE

0:42:20 > 0:42:24- So, Richard?- Unlucky. Well played. Shrek was the most popular answer,

0:42:24 > 0:42:26ahead of There's Something About Mary

0:42:26 > 0:42:30and Knight And Day, but there were quite a few pointless answers.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33I hope you don't recognise any of these.

0:42:33 > 0:42:39Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas she was in with Johnny Depp, Feeling Minnesota, that was Keanu Reeves,

0:42:39 > 0:42:42Head Above Water, well done if you got any of those.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44There's a few more.

0:42:47 > 0:42:53All pointless Cameron Diaz films - She's The One that she was in with Jennifer Aniston.

0:42:53 > 0:42:57The Invisible Circus and Things You Can Tell Just By Looking At Her,

0:42:57 > 0:43:04- which I'm assuming you've never heard of.- No.- I certainly haven't. Bad luck. You played really well.

0:43:04 > 0:43:09We have to say goodbye to you, Mark and Martin. You've been amazing contestants.

0:43:09 > 0:43:14Just one game you've been with us for, but thank you so much for playing.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16APPLAUSE

0:43:16 > 0:43:20Nobody has won our jackpot today, so it rolls over

0:43:20 > 0:43:26which means on the next show, we'll be playing for a dizzying £11,000.

0:43:26 > 0:43:28APPLAUSE

0:43:29 > 0:43:34- Join us next time to see if someone can win it. Goodbye from Richard. - Goodbye.- And goodbye from me.

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