Episode 60

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0:00:19 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Thank you very much. I'm Alexander Armstrong.

0:00:27 > 0:00:31A warm welcome to Pointless, the quiz show where obvious answers mean nothing

0:00:31 > 0:00:35and obscure answers mean everything. Let's meet today's players.

0:00:39 > 0:00:44So, welcome, Paul and Mark. How do you two know each other?

0:00:44 > 0:00:48We're work colleagues. We've worked together for two and a half years

0:00:48 > 0:00:50and we've become great friends.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- What do you do, Mark? - I'm a welder fabricator.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57I build casting machines for the foundry industry.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Very good. And how about you, Paul? - I'm a fitter.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04I build the machines as well and then go out and fit and commission them.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- What are you hoping is going to come up this afternoon?- Sport.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10A bit of geography.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11A bit of soaps.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15OK, well, very, very best of luck. It's brilliant having you here.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Next we welcome Patrick and Kim, our second pair.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- How do you two know each other? - We're both students at Sheffield.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24We're doing the same degree, so there's quite a lot in common.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26We're boyfriend and girlfriend

0:01:26 > 0:01:31and we were in the same halls of residence in the first year, so we met there.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34You met in the first year. How long into the first year?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Erm...- First couple of weeks. - Yeah, yeah.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- Ah!- Isn't it?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41And where did you meet?

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Er, it's a slightly embarrassing story, embarrassing for me.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48I have very occasionally been known

0:01:48 > 0:01:51to indulge in the odd bit of sleep-walking...

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Yeah, yeah. - ..and I got a bit confused...

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Yeah, I bet you did.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00- Drunk.- And then slept-walked into my flat

0:02:00 > 0:02:01and fell asleep on the sofa,

0:02:01 > 0:02:04for me to find this random person asleep on my sofa.

0:02:04 > 0:02:11Yeah. Patrick, did you have any history of sleep-walking at all, be honest, before that?

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Erm, not since childhood.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16So maybe I was regressing a bit, I don't know.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Either way, it's brilliant having you here. Very best of luck.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Next we welcome Jess and Mary. How do you two know each other?

0:02:22 > 0:02:25We're mother and daughter and we live together.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Where?- We live in Canvey Island in Essex.- Canvey Island in Essex.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Very good. Mary, what do you do?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34I work as a mental health researcher

0:02:34 > 0:02:37throughout the area, London and Essex.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- And how about you, Jess?- I'm at uni, training to be a doctor.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- What year are you in? - I'm in the fourth year.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- And how many years? - Five, so only one more to go.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50And then you go into your houseman-ship or whatever it's called?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Yeah. Then we have two years on-the-job training.- Right.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Just in case five wasn't enough. - Yeah. Nothing like enough.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Mary, whose idea was it to come on the show?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Erm, Jessica's initially

0:03:01 > 0:03:04but I wanted to come because I wanted to meet Richard.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- LAUGHTER - Ah!

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Which I have, now.- Hang on, you sound almost disappointed.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- No!- He's quite something, isn't he, Richard?- He is, yes.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Very, very best of luck to the pair of you.- Thank you.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22And finally we welcome back Troy And Staffan.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Everyone gets two chances to reach the final and this is your second chance.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Remind us how you did last time. - Not too well, unfortunately.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32We were out in the first round.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36I had a 50:50 between two possible answers and I picked the wrong one.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Remind us what you do, Troy.

0:03:38 > 0:03:43I'm a flight attendant working out of Heathrow, so...

0:03:43 > 0:03:48- Long haul?- All over the world - America, Asia, Africa, you name it.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51I'm so pleased, Troy, that you came in your uniform today.

0:03:51 > 0:03:56Oh, absolutely. I was so scared you guys would upstage me,

0:03:56 > 0:03:58so I thought I'd better go the extra mile.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Erm, you've slightly toned your trousers down since last time.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Yeah, just the leather pants today. - Yeah.- Yeah.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09And Staffan, positively humdrum, there. Look at that.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12In your jeans and your... Yeah.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14What do you do outside of work, Troy?

0:04:14 > 0:04:18I like to play a bit of tennis and I do some yoga

0:04:18 > 0:04:21and when I'm feeling really energetic at home,

0:04:21 > 0:04:23I do the vacuuming in my undies.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Because our flat is really warm

0:04:29 > 0:04:32and it's just purely for practical purposes.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34OK. Very good.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Staffan, how about you?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Er, when I'm not watching him doing the vacuum cleaning...

0:04:40 > 0:04:44I maybe go to the gym and I do a bit of running as well.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Very best of luck. It's great to have you back.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49We'll find out more through the show.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51There's only one person left for me to introduce.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55If there's something obscure in your neighbourhood, who are you going to call?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Why, my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59MUSIC: "Ghostbusters" Hiya.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02CHEERING

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Hello. Hello.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- Yeah.- How are you this afternoon? - I'm very well indeed.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14- I've got a question for you.- Oh, dear.- What kind of show have we got?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- We've got a great show.- Yeah? - A very big jackpot today.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19It's built up quite a lot.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22We've only got one returning pair, Troy and Staffan,

0:05:22 > 0:05:24and they got knocked out in the first round.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27The returning pair's always at an advantage,

0:05:27 > 0:05:29so we should see you going further today.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33But it should be very open and a lot of money to win at the end.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Thanks very much, Richard.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37We put our questions to 100 people before the show

0:05:37 > 0:05:40and we're after the obscure answers they didn't get.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer,

0:05:42 > 0:05:45that's an answer that none of our 100 people gave

0:05:45 > 0:05:49and each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52No-one won the jackpot last time, so we add £1,000 to that.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56Today's jackpot starts off at £11,000.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58- CHEERING - There's a jackpot!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Right, let's play Pointless.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11In the first round, each of you must give me one answer

0:06:11 > 0:06:13and you cannot confer.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Whichever team has the highest score at the end of the round

0:06:15 > 0:06:18will be eliminated, so be careful that's not you.

0:06:18 > 0:06:23If anyone gives me an incorrect answer, they will score 100 points.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26OK, our first category this afternoon is:

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- You go first.- All decide who's going first, who's going second.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40OK, let's find out what the question is.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:06:43 > 0:06:48to name as many Nicolas Cage films as they could.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51We're looking for any feature made for general release

0:06:51 > 0:06:55for which Nicolas Cage received an acting credit up to 2011.

0:06:55 > 0:07:00TV films, short films or documentaries don't count but voice performances do.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03There are 57 films on this list.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Paul and Mark, you drew lots before the show

0:07:06 > 0:07:08and this afternoon, you get to go first.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Yeah, I'm going to go for Bangkok Dangerous.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15I don't think it was as successful as the rest of them.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18You're hoping to score as few points as possible.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said Bangkok Dangerous.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23It's right.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Come on.- It's right. Down it goes.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Oh! Very well done, Mark. - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:07:33 > 0:07:34That's a cracking answer.

0:07:34 > 0:07:39One point. One point for Bangkok Dangerous.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Richard?- Yes, a great start. From 2008.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Nicolas Cage plays a hit man who travels to Bangkok

0:07:45 > 0:07:47- but then falls in love. - Ooh, dangerous.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49It is dangerous, isn't it?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52You should be very careful if you fall in love in Bangkok.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55You should be careful if you fall in love in Bangkok.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57- You never know.- Yeah.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Now, then, Kim.

0:07:59 > 0:08:04What's the most obscure Nicolas Cage film you can summon up?

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Erm, I can think of quite a few

0:08:06 > 0:08:10but I think the one I'm going to go for - it's pretty bad -

0:08:10 > 0:08:14- it's called Weather Man. - You're saying Weather Man.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Let's see if that's right and how many people said Weather Man.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20It's right.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Down it comes. Another lovely low score.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Look at that, that's brilliant. Very well done indeed.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30CHEERING

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Three points for Weather Man.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Yeah, well played, Kim.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40He plays a Chicago weather man. Michael Caine is also in it.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44It should be called Chicago Dangerous because you shouldn't watch it.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47I remember that woman you brought back from Bangkok.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Remember her?- That's my wife you're talking about there.

0:08:53 > 0:08:58- Yes, but it's all fine. - And again, I say "she"...

0:09:01 > 0:09:05- Mary...- Yes.- ..we're looking for a Nicolas Cage film.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08You may be looking for a very long time.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Erm, I'm going to go for something that I'm not sure about,

0:09:12 > 0:09:14which is The Serpent.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18OK, The Serpent. You're hoping to score as few points as possible.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Very best of luck, Mary.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Oh, no.

0:09:25 > 0:09:30- Oh, dear.- Bad luck, Mary. Bad luck. It sounded really good.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Unfortunately, it's an incorrect answer.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35That scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- The Serpent, Richard. - Not a Nicolas Cage film, I'm afraid,

0:09:38 > 0:09:41though that is the wrestling name of Alexander's third wife.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Yes.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51- OK, now, then, Troy.- Alexander. - We come to you.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55What is the most obscure Nicolas Cage film you can pluck from thin air?

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Staffan will kill me

0:09:57 > 0:10:00but this is an actor I'm not a specialist in at all,

0:10:00 > 0:10:04so I'm just going to have to go for a complete stab in dark

0:10:04 > 0:10:06and say Se7en.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Se7en, you're saying. You're hoping to score as few points as possible.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Let's see if Se7en is correct and let's see how many people said it.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Yes, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.- I'm not surprised.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22You also score the maximum of 100 points.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Sorry, Troy. Richard?

0:10:23 > 0:10:28Lots of people stabbed in the dark in Se7en but it's not a Nicolas Cage film, I'm afraid.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31OK, thank you very much. We're halfway through the round,

0:10:31 > 0:10:34so let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Well, it's a very broad field.

0:10:37 > 0:10:42On one point, Mark and Paul. Very, very well done. Bangkok Dangerous.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Then up to three points for Kim and Patrick.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49And then we come to some films that in one case...

0:10:49 > 0:10:52It possibly does exist, it's just it's not...

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I'd be surprised if there's not a film called The Serpent.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57And, Troy, Se7en, it is a film.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00I'm afraid it's not one that Nicolas Cage is in.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02So, yes, two massive scores there.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Staffan and Jess, you are going to have to tussle it out between you

0:11:05 > 0:11:08to see who stays for the next round and who will be leaving.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12OK, can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18OK, we're looking for Nicolas Cage films.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24- Staffan.- Yes.- You're the joint high scorers with Jess and Mary.

0:11:24 > 0:11:29You've got to really, really delve for an obscure Nicolas Cage film.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Do you think you can do it? - I know a few

0:11:31 > 0:11:37and the one I'm going to say, I'm not sure it's pointless or even close to pointless,

0:11:37 > 0:11:40but I'm going to say it because I've always wanted to do this.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Face/Off. Face/Off.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- So that's what I'm saying. - Do you know what?

0:11:45 > 0:11:49I'm so glad you've spent so long looking forward to that

0:11:49 > 0:11:53because I'm telling you now, it was worth it.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57That was amazing. Face/Off.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02OK, you have no red line because you are the high scorers.

0:12:02 > 0:12:07Let's just see how Face/Off does. Best of luck, Staffan.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Face/Off.

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Well done.

0:12:15 > 0:12:1722.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Very well done, Staffan. 22. That takes your total up to 122.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Richard?- Well done, Staffan. He starred in Face/Off.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30And a good mime, too. I'd like to see you mime Bangkok Dangerous, now.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Now, then, Jess, we are looking for Nicolas Cage films.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38You are on 100 points.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41The high scorers on 122 are Staffan and Troy.

0:12:41 > 0:12:48If you can score 21 or less, you are through to the next round.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- What do you think, Jess?- I'm going to say National Treasure 2.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55National Treasure 2.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56There is your red line.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00If National Treasure 2 gets you below that line,

0:13:00 > 0:13:04you are through to the next round. National Treasure 2.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10You're right! You are right.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13And you're through to the next round.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Very well done, you, Jess. National Treasure 2 scores seven.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Well done.- An excellent score. It takes your total up to 107.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28You are through to the next round.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Well done. National Treasure 2, Richard?- Well played, Jess.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34From 2007, National Treasure 2, Book Of Secrets.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37He plays a sort of treasure hunter, Nicolas Cage,

0:13:37 > 0:13:41and in that one he's looking for the secret of Lincoln's assassination.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44OK. So, then, Patrick, we come to you.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47You are through to the next round.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51Even if you score 100 points, you won't overtake their score of 122.

0:13:51 > 0:13:56I was going to go for Face/Off but I don't think I could rival Staffan's gesture,

0:13:56 > 0:13:59so I won't try to - and it's been taken.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01So I'm going to go for another Cage classic

0:14:01 > 0:14:05- and I'll go for Con Air. - Con Air, you're saying.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Let's see how many people said Con Air.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17- 16! - APPLAUSE

0:14:17 > 0:14:19- We're safe.- That's good.

0:14:19 > 0:14:25Not a bad answer, Patrick. 16 for Con Air, taking your total up to 19.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Well played, Patrick.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30From 1997, with John Malkovich and John Cusack,

0:14:30 > 0:14:32set aboard a plane full of convicts.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36Now, then, Paul. A brilliant low score there from Mark.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40It doesn't matter what you score here, you're through to the next round,

0:14:40 > 0:14:44so why not see if you can find a truly pointless Nicolas Cage film?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47I'm not really a big film buff any more.

0:14:47 > 0:14:52I think I know a film, though, he was in with Sean Connery.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53I think it was called The Rock.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56OK, yes. We're looking for Nicolas Cage films.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Paul has just said The Rock.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03There it is.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Nine points for The Rock! Very well done, Paul.

0:15:11 > 0:15:16That takes your total up to ten.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Yeah, The Rock. Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25Michael Bay, who made Transformers and all sorts of things, he made it.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Shall we take a look at some pointless answers?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Take a look at some pointless Nicolas Cage films.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32The Oscar-nominated Adaptation, he was in.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35He was one of the voices on G-Force. Guarding Tess.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37These are all pointless answers.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41Moonstruck, where Cher makes a play for him.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Next and Racing With The Moon, all pointless answers.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47- Well done if you said any of those at home.- Thank you, Richard.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51So at the end of round one, the losing pair with the highest score, it's Troy and Staffan.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Well, this wasn't meant to happen at all.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56I think if I was Troy and I was just going to say a random film,

0:15:56 > 0:15:59instead of Se7en I'd have said Troy.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Was that one of the answers? - No, it wasn't, but...

0:16:03 > 0:16:07- It would have scored the same amount of points. - So I may as well have said it.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10What have you learnt from Pointless? What will you take away?

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Well...- Keep it glam. Keep it glamorous.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Keep it glamorous.- And gorgeous.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17You said it, Troy.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Very well done. It's been brilliant having you on the show.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23I'm so sorry. It's our loss that we lose you so early on

0:16:23 > 0:16:26- because you are fantastic contestants.- Thanks for having us.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:16:29 > 0:16:33But for the remaining three pairs, it's time for round two.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Now, only two pairs can make it through to the head to head,

0:16:43 > 0:16:46so one team is going to be leaving us after this round.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Our category for round two is:

0:16:48 > 0:16:50It's words.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54Can you all decide in your pairs who's going first and who's going second?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59And whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05And our round two question this afternoon concerns:

0:17:09 > 0:17:11In this round we're about to show you a list of clues

0:17:11 > 0:17:15describing words or phrases beginning with the letter Q.

0:17:15 > 0:17:20We asked 100 people to tell us what each clue describes.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Richard?- Yeah, we're going to show you six clues on each pass.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26The more obscure ones will score you fewer points.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30An incorrect answer will you score you 100 points.

0:17:30 > 0:17:35OK. Right, so, we are looking for what each clue describes

0:17:35 > 0:17:36and we have got:

0:17:52 > 0:17:54I'm going to read that one more time.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07And a partridge in a pear tree.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Mark?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10What are you going to say?

0:18:10 > 0:18:13I think I know about four of them.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16I think the one I'm going to go for is the US TV series

0:18:16 > 0:18:19starring Jack Klugman, which is Quincy.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Quincy. There we are. You're saying Quincy.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:18:26 > 0:18:27It's right!

0:18:31 > 0:18:32- 45. - APPLAUSE

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- That's not bad, is it? - It's all right.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Not bad. Quite a high score. 45 for Quincy, Richard.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Yeah, first broadcast in the UK in 1977 but repeated ever since,

0:18:44 > 0:18:46often on day time as well.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47Jack Klugman plays Quincy.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51It's based on the LA County Examiner Thomas Noguchi,

0:18:51 > 0:18:54who conducted Marilyn Monroe's autopsy.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57There you go. Thank you very much. So, then, Patrick.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59I know about three for sure

0:18:59 > 0:19:04and I can think of a rice-like grain beginning with Q

0:19:04 > 0:19:07but whether it's eaten in the Andes I'm not sure,

0:19:07 > 0:19:10so I don't know.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12I think I'm still going to go for it anyway

0:19:12 > 0:19:14and I'm going to go for quinoa.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18- Quinoa.- Yeah.- Or as some people pronounce it, "keen-wah".

0:19:18 > 0:19:22Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Very well done.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Very well done. 18 points for quinoa.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38Good answer, Patrick. Richard?

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Yeah, very well played. Quinoa.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42The Incas used to call it the mother of all grains.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44OK, now then, Jess.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47We're looking for the words described on the board here

0:19:47 > 0:19:49beginning with Q.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52You're the last person to have this board. Talk us through it.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- You can supply answers. - Slang for £1 is a quid.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59The dance is a quickstep and the five babies are quintuplets.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01I don't know how you say that.

0:20:01 > 0:20:06I don't know if that's quite a common answer but I'm going to go for that.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07- OK.- "Quin-tupp-lets".

0:20:07 > 0:20:12"Quin-too-plets". I'm disagreeing with everyone's pronunciation.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16You're saying quintuplets. Let's see if that's right and how many people said quintuplets.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19It's right.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- 64.- Mm. Yeah. - APPLAUSE

0:20:26 > 0:20:29It's a right answer but a costly one, I would say.

0:20:29 > 0:20:3164 for quintuplets, Richard.

0:20:31 > 0:20:36Yeah. The first known surviving quintuplets were sisters in Canada in 1934.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39The fast-paced ballroom dance, of course, is a quickstep,

0:20:39 > 0:20:42which would have scored 55. Lots of big scores here.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44The savoury egg custard is a quiche.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46That would have scored 79.

0:20:46 > 0:20:52And the slang term for £1 scores one of those very rare 100s.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56- Wow.- It's a quid. It would have scored you 100 points.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57OK, thanks, Richard.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04On 18 points, Patrick and Kim, doing very, very well.

0:21:04 > 0:21:08Then 45, Mark and Paul, not bad at all.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10with Klugman and Quincy.

0:21:11 > 0:21:1464. It's not a bad score, Jess,

0:21:14 > 0:21:15but you are out in front,

0:21:15 > 0:21:18so, Mary, you have to work hardest in the next pass.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:21:24 > 0:21:30OK, we're going to put six more clues describing words or phrases beginning with Q on the board

0:21:30 > 0:21:33and here there are. We have got:

0:21:45 > 0:21:47I shall read those all one more time.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01We are looking for the word or phrase each clue describes.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04You're trying to find the one the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:22:04 > 0:22:09- Mary?- I'm going to go for members of the Society of Friends

0:22:10 > 0:22:12and I'm going to say Quaker.

0:22:12 > 0:22:17Quaker, you are saying. There's no red line because you are the high scorers.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20You just have to hope this goes down as far as it possibly can.

0:22:20 > 0:22:25Quaker. Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said Quaker.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26It's right.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Oh!- 55. - APPLAUSE

0:22:32 > 0:22:36Oh, a punishing score, there.

0:22:36 > 0:22:3955 for Quaker. Who'd have thought it would be that high?

0:22:39 > 0:22:41It takes your total up to 119. Richard?

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Yeah. It began in England in the 1640s, the Quakers.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48George Fox is widely believed to have been the founder.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52- Kim.- Yeah.- Kim, you're on 18.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55You are through to the next round. I can tell you that for nothing.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Even if you score 100,

0:22:57 > 0:23:01you will not overtake Mary and Jess on their 119.

0:23:01 > 0:23:06Bearing that in mind, why not take as big a risk as you need

0:23:06 > 0:23:08to find a nice low-scoring answer?

0:23:08 > 0:23:10I don't think I can.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14I can't really... Apart from the two ones that are fairly obvious

0:23:14 > 0:23:16I can't think what the other ones are,

0:23:16 > 0:23:20so I'm going to have to go for burger weighing four ounces,

0:23:20 > 0:23:21which is a Quarter Pounder.

0:23:21 > 0:23:22A Quarter Pounder.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- APPLAUSE - 80!

0:23:35 > 0:23:38That scores you 80 and takes your total up to 98.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Yeah, lots of big scores in this round.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44The Quarter Pounder was invented by Al Bernardin, a McDonald's franchise owner,

0:23:44 > 0:23:46in 1971.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Very good indeed. Thank you.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Now, then, we have a real contest on our hands.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Paul, you're currently on 45.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55The high scorers on 119 are Jess and Mary.

0:23:55 > 0:24:01If you can score 73 or less, Paul, you are through to the head to head.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04A female monarch, obviously, is a queen, isn't it?

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Birds Of A Feather actress, Pauline Quirke.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08It's between the other two.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11The answers are in my head but are they right?

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Any animal which walks on four feet is a quadruped

0:24:14 > 0:24:19and the sci-fi series, the only one I can think of, is Quantum Leap.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23I'm going to go for the animal, with quadruped.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26You're going to say quadruped for animals that walk on four feet.

0:24:26 > 0:24:32If quadruped gets you below that red line, you are through to the head to head.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36Let's see if quadruped's right and let's see how many people said quadruped. Good luck.

0:24:37 > 0:24:38It's right.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41And you're through to the head to head.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43- 59. - APPLAUSE

0:24:43 > 0:24:44CHEERING

0:24:46 > 0:24:50Very well done. That takes your total up to 104.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53- Quadruped, Richard. - Yeah, well played, Paul.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54A good risk to take.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57From the Latin "quad" meaning four and "ped" meaning foot.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01Let's look at the rest of the board. The female monarch is the Queen.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04That would have scored 98 points. Not 100.

0:25:04 > 0:25:09The Birds Of A Feather actress, it is Pauline Quirke.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11She'll be delighted to hear she scores 82 points.

0:25:11 > 0:25:16And the sci-fi series starring Scott Bakula, it was Quantum Leap.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19You were quite right. You could have gone for that and scored 27.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22That's the best answer. Well done if you said that.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Thank you very much.

0:25:24 > 0:25:29So at the end of round two, the losing pair with the highest score is Jess and Mary.

0:25:29 > 0:25:33- Who would have thought quintuplets was going to be so expensive?- Yes.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36- That was a costly answer. - And I knew quickstep as well.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38That probably would have been enough to see us through.

0:25:38 > 0:25:43Well, you've learnt, right there, the lesson of Pointless.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47So we have to say goodbye now but it'll be great seeing you next time.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Thanks very much.- Thank you.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:25:51 > 0:25:55But for the remaining two pairs, things get even more exciting

0:25:55 > 0:25:57as we enter the head to head.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06So, well done, Paul and Mark, Patrick and Kim.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09You've made it through to the head to head.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Only one pair can make today's final and play for the jackpot,

0:26:12 > 0:26:14which currently stands at £11,000.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17WHOOPING

0:26:19 > 0:26:22You'll now go head to head on the best of three questions.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25For each question, each pair needs to give me just one answer

0:26:25 > 0:26:26and you may now confer.

0:26:26 > 0:26:31If you come up with an answer that scores less than the other pair, you win that question.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35The first pair to get to the best of three will play for the jackpot.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Let's play Pointless.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45OK. Here is your first question. Good luck.

0:26:45 > 0:26:53We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Christmas number ones of the 1980s as they could.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57We're looking for any Christmas number one in the UK charts

0:26:57 > 0:27:00from Christmas 1980 through to Christmas 1989.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Different versions of the same song will only count once.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Now, Paul and Mark, because you've played best so far,

0:27:06 > 0:27:08you get to go first.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13We're going to try Wham!, Last Christmas.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Wham!, Last Christmas.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17OK, Patrick and Kim.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20I think we're going to go for The Power Of Love.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24So we have Last Christmas by Wham!

0:27:24 > 0:27:28and we have the Power Of Love by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29Paul and Mark, Last Christmas.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Is it right? How many people said it?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Oh! - AUDIENCE GROANS

0:27:35 > 0:27:38I seem to remember, yes, famously, not number one.

0:27:38 > 0:27:42Patrick and Kim have gone for The Power Of Love, Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

0:27:42 > 0:27:47Again, you're not sure if that's right. How many people said it?

0:27:48 > 0:27:50No!

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Also not a Christmas number one.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56So after the first question, no score. Richard?

0:27:56 > 0:27:59The song to blame is Do They Know It's Christmas?

0:27:59 > 0:28:03That kept Last Christmas off number one in 1984. It was number two.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06The song it replaced was Power Of Love.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08But let's take a look at all the answers.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11There's No-One Quite Like Grandma by St Winifred's School.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14Save Your Love by Renee and Renato. They were pointless,

0:28:14 > 0:28:16as was Jackie Wilson's Reet Petite.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19Don't You Want Me? by Human League was number one in 1981.

0:28:19 > 0:28:23The Pet Shop Boys, Always On My Mind would have scored you three points.

0:28:23 > 0:28:24Here are the others.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27The Flying Pickets' a capella Only You scored three points.

0:28:27 > 0:28:31Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens scored 11.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33Mistletoe And Wine by Cliff Richard scored 22

0:28:33 > 0:28:36and Do They Know It's Christmas? was number one twice,

0:28:36 > 0:28:39in 1984 and 1989 with Band Aid 2.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42- That would have scored you 30 points.- Thanks, Richard.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45So, here is your second question.

0:28:45 > 0:28:52We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Canadian provinces and territories as they could.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56We're looking for any of the 13 provinces or territories that make up Canada.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59OK, now, then, Patrick and Kim, you go first.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02- OK, we have an answer?- Yeah.

0:29:02 > 0:29:07We're trying to think as obscure as possible, as that's the name of the game.

0:29:07 > 0:29:10so we're going to go for one of the more remote parts

0:29:10 > 0:29:13and we think we're going to go for Newfoundland.

0:29:13 > 0:29:17Newfoundland. OK. You're saying Newfoundland.

0:29:17 > 0:29:21Paul and Mark?

0:29:21 > 0:29:25We're thinking of Ottawa, Ontario,

0:29:25 > 0:29:27but I think we're going to go for Quebec.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29- You're going to go for Quebec. - Yeah.- Yeah.

0:29:29 > 0:29:33We have Newfoundland and we have Quebec.

0:29:33 > 0:29:37Patrick and Kim said Newfoundland. Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39Well done. It's right.

0:29:44 > 0:29:45- Wow! 11. - APPLAUSE

0:29:52 > 0:29:55That's a nice, low score there for Newfoundland.

0:29:55 > 0:29:59Let's see if Quebec can beat it, Paul and Mark going for Quebec.

0:29:59 > 0:30:03Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05It's right.

0:30:07 > 0:30:10- 45. - APPLAUSE

0:30:11 > 0:30:14Newfoundland beats that roundly.

0:30:14 > 0:30:17So after the second question, Patrick are up one-nil. Richard?

0:30:17 > 0:30:19Yeah, well played, guys.

0:30:19 > 0:30:23Let's take a look at all 13.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26Prince Edward Island and Nunavut, the newest of Canada's territories,

0:30:26 > 0:30:29created in 1999, they both would have scored you one.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32New Brunswick would have scored two. Northwest Territories four.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35Yukon Territory and Manitoba, both seven.

0:30:35 > 0:30:39Saskatchewan would have scored you nine points.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Newfoundland or Newfoundland and Labrador, as it's called,

0:30:42 > 0:30:43scored 11.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45Nova Scotia 12. Alberta 16.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48British Columbia 21, Ontario 41,

0:30:48 > 0:30:51and Quebec right at the top with 45.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53OK, thanks very much.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55Here is your third question.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58Paul and Mark, you have to win this question to stay in the game.

0:30:59 > 0:31:03Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:31:03 > 0:31:08to name as many Generation Game hosts and hostesses as they could.

0:31:08 > 0:31:12- Richard.- We're looking for any of the hosts, co-hosts or hostesses

0:31:12 > 0:31:15of the Generation Game up to the start of 2011.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18We're not looking for stand-ins on celebrity specials,

0:31:18 > 0:31:21just any of the hosts, co-hosts or hostesses of the Generation Game.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24OK, thanks very much.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26Now, Paul and Mark, you go first this time.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30I'm going to say - we're going to say, sorry -

0:31:30 > 0:31:32Isla St Clair.

0:31:32 > 0:31:33Isla St Clair.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36Patrick and Kim you can do your talking out loud, if you like.

0:31:36 > 0:31:40I think the answer we're going to go for is Larry Grayson.

0:31:40 > 0:31:44OK, you're saying Larry Grayson. Paul and Mark said Isla St Clair.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46Let's see how many people said Isla St Clair.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50It's right.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56Oh, it's low. Wow!

0:31:56 > 0:31:58- Look at that - three! - APPLAUSE

0:31:58 > 0:32:00CHEERING

0:32:02 > 0:32:06That's the way to do it. Three for Isla St Clair.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08Very well done. Great low score, there.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Patrick and Kim have gone for Larry Grayson.

0:32:11 > 0:32:13Let's see how many people said Larry Grayson.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17It's right.

0:32:20 > 0:32:21- Ooh, 31. - APPLAUSE

0:32:25 > 0:32:27Well, three beats 31.

0:32:27 > 0:32:31So after three questions, you are one-all.

0:32:31 > 0:32:32Absolutely even. Richard?

0:32:32 > 0:32:35Yeah, Isla St Clair, a very, very good answer.

0:32:35 > 0:32:40The answers that would have beaten it were mainly people who worked on the Jim Davidson series.

0:32:40 > 0:32:44Stefania Aleksander worked with Brucie when it made a come-back on cable.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47Lea Kristensen, Francine Lewis, also pointless.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50They worked with Jim Davidson, as did Sally Meen and Melanie Stace.

0:32:50 > 0:32:52Isla St Clair, there, with three.

0:32:52 > 0:32:56Rosemarie Ford worked with Brucie, as did Anthea Redfern.

0:32:56 > 0:32:57She scored eight.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59Then the three hosts, there - Jim Davidson, 26.

0:32:59 > 0:33:02Larry Grayson, 31, and Brucie on 80.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04Here is your next question.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07Whoever wins this question will be through to the final

0:33:07 > 0:33:11and playing for that £11,000 jackpot. Very best of luck.

0:33:11 > 0:33:12We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:33:12 > 0:33:18to name as many Roddy Doyle novels as they could. Richard?

0:33:18 > 0:33:23We're looking for any of the nine fictional novels by Roddy Doyle.

0:33:23 > 0:33:26We're not looking for plays, short stories or his children's books.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28Any of the nine novels of Roddy Doyle.

0:33:28 > 0:33:33OK, now, Patrick and Kim, you go first this time.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39OK, yeah, we were between two, there

0:33:39 > 0:33:43but I think I'm going to go, risk, the obscure one

0:33:43 > 0:33:47and I think it's called The Woman Who Walked Into Doors.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50The Woman Who Walked Into Doors, you are saying.

0:33:50 > 0:33:54OK, The Woman Who Walked Into Doors. Now, then, Paul and Mark.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57The Woman Who Walked Into Doors has gone.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59This is not one of our strong subjects, at all.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02- We're just going to have to have a guess.- Just have a stab at it.

0:34:04 > 0:34:05The Man Upstairs.

0:34:05 > 0:34:09So we have The Woman Who Walked Into Doors and we have The Man Upstairs.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11Let's take them in that order.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14Patrick and Kim said The Woman Who Walked Into Doors.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16Let's see how many people said it. Good luck.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20That's right. It's a correct answer.

0:34:20 > 0:34:24The Woman Who Walked Into Doors, down she goes...

0:34:24 > 0:34:26- That's three. - APPLAUSE

0:34:26 > 0:34:29CHEERING

0:34:30 > 0:34:31That scores three.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38Very well done indeed.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41Now, then, Paul and Mark, you have said The Man Upstairs.

0:34:41 > 0:34:46Let's see if that's a correct answer and if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:34:47 > 0:34:51Yeah, I'm afraid that is an incorrect answer,

0:34:51 > 0:34:53as you'd probably guessed.

0:34:53 > 0:34:57Which means that brilliant low score, Patrick and Kim,

0:34:57 > 0:35:01earns you your place in the final, after four questions.

0:35:01 > 0:35:04Patrick and Kim are through to the final, two-one. Richard?

0:35:04 > 0:35:08Two answers would have beaten The Woman Who Walked Into Doors.

0:35:08 > 0:35:09Let's take a look.

0:35:09 > 0:35:13The follow-up to The Woman Who Walked Into Doors, Paula Spencer,

0:35:13 > 0:35:16that's the name of the very woman, she would have scored one,

0:35:16 > 0:35:19as would Oh, Play That Thing, one of the Henry Smart novels.

0:35:19 > 0:35:23The Woman Who Walked Into Doors, 3, The Snapper, 3, Dead Republic, 3.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25That's the third Henry Smart book.

0:35:25 > 0:35:28A Star Called Henry, another Henry Smart book, four.

0:35:28 > 0:35:29Then The Van was six.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha, which won the Booker Prize, of course,

0:35:32 > 0:35:35and The Commitments, his most famous, with 12 points.

0:35:35 > 0:35:36Very well played, guys.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38Thank you, Richard.

0:35:38 > 0:35:41So the losing pair at the end of the head to head, it's Paul and Mark.

0:35:41 > 0:35:46- Did you know any of those books? - No.- The Commitments, I've heard of.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49- Yeah.- But not a strong point of mine, literature.

0:35:49 > 0:35:54Well, you've done phenomenally well. You've stormed through to the head to head.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57You've made it a nail-biter, even up to this far.

0:35:57 > 0:36:01We will have to say goodbye to you but we'll see you again next time.

0:36:01 > 0:36:05- We look forward to that. Thank you for playing. Thanks. - APPLAUSE

0:36:06 > 0:36:09For Patrick and Kim, it's time for our Pointless final

0:36:09 > 0:36:11and the chance to win our jackpot of £11,000.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17CHEERING

0:36:17 > 0:36:20Well, congratulations, Patrick and Kim.

0:36:20 > 0:36:26You've fought off all the competition to win our coveted Pointless trophy. Well done.

0:36:26 > 0:36:28APPLAUSE

0:36:33 > 0:36:36You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:36:36 > 0:36:41and today, the jackpot stands at an incredible £11,000.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43WHOOPING

0:36:45 > 0:36:48To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer,

0:36:48 > 0:36:51an answer that none of our 100 people could think of.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54We haven't had any pointless answers today.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56You only have to find one to go home with that money.

0:36:56 > 0:37:01First you've got to choose a category from these three options.

0:37:01 > 0:37:06You can go for:

0:37:06 > 0:37:10- I was expecting some horrible categories. - They're quite good for us.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12Politicians - we do politics.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15- Countries - we're both quite good at geography.- Yeah.

0:37:15 > 0:37:19But I think... Patrick's a real whizz at football.

0:37:19 > 0:37:23- He's an encyclopaedia of knowledge. - That's putting me under pressure!

0:37:23 > 0:37:27- But I think that can't be turned down.- It's up to you but I think...

0:37:27 > 0:37:30- If that's all right with you? - Yeah, you...

0:37:30 > 0:37:32I couldn't turn down a football question.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35- We'll go for footballers. - You're spoilt for choice.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37That so rarely happens on this show.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40OK, let's find out what the question is.

0:37:40 > 0:37:48We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Champions League final scorers as they could.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51We're looking for any player who's scored in a Champions League final,

0:37:51 > 0:37:56from the first Champions League final in 1993 through to the 2010 final.

0:37:56 > 0:38:00OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:38:00 > 0:38:02and all you need to win that £11,000

0:38:02 > 0:38:05is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:38:05 > 0:38:06Your 60 seconds start now.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09Right, I think not the English teams

0:38:09 > 0:38:15because people are going to support those teams and go for one of those.

0:38:15 > 0:38:22- Do you think people from the '90s? - I know in 1997

0:38:22 > 0:38:26- Borussia Dortmund won it... - That sounds good.

0:38:26 > 0:38:33- ..and I know a player called Lars Ricken scored the goal.- Yeah?

0:38:33 > 0:38:35- We need the next one, then.- Yeah.

0:38:35 > 0:38:40Erm... I think last year's final is probably too recent.

0:38:40 > 0:38:44- Er...- Any, like, Arsenal players?

0:38:44 > 0:38:48We could go for Milito. He scored last year.

0:38:48 > 0:38:51Those two players both sound good.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54And also, I remember in the final against Arsenal,

0:38:54 > 0:38:57it's a player called Belletti scored.

0:38:57 > 0:39:02- So...- OK. So maybe those three. - Belletti...- Five seconds left.

0:39:02 > 0:39:06- Ricken, Belletti, Milito. - Yeah.- Yeah.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09- Yeah, I think we're... - OK, we are there.

0:39:09 > 0:39:12Your time is up. We were looking for Champions League final scorers.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15I now need your three answers.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18OK, I think the most obscure one is a guy called Lars Ricken.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20Lars Ricken.

0:39:20 > 0:39:24Probably the second most obscure is a player called Juliano Belletti.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26Juliano Belletti.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29And then Diego Milito, who scored last season.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32- Diego Milito.- I don't think that will be... Well, maybe...

0:39:32 > 0:39:36You've said in reverse order of obscurity.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39- I guess you'd want to put Ricken last.- Ricken last.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42- Milito first.- And Milito first. - Yeah.- Yes.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45OK, let's put them up on the board in that order.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Here they are.

0:39:51 > 0:39:56We were looking for Champions League final scorers.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00You said this was your least confident answer.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02- Confident?- Not on this one.

0:40:02 > 0:40:06- But, well... - Too recent in people's memories.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08- Too fresh in their memories. - OK, Diego Milito.

0:40:08 > 0:40:13Let's see if it's right and if so, let's see how many people said Diego Milito.

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Well, it's right. Down it comes.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23Now nice and low. Into the teens.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26Into single figures. Still going down.

0:40:26 > 0:40:27Look at that! Two!

0:40:27 > 0:40:29APPLAUSE

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Well, well, well, Patrick.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34Patrick and Kim, that's not a pointless answer

0:40:34 > 0:40:37but we can draw a lot of comfort from that, I think.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40OK, you only two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42£11,000. What would you do with £11,000?

0:40:42 > 0:40:48- A massive holiday. An expensive holiday.- We'll be leaving the country ASAP, probably.

0:40:48 > 0:40:52OK, well, very, very, very, very best of luck.

0:40:52 > 0:40:56We are looking for Champions League final scorers.

0:40:56 > 0:41:00Your next answer, Juliano Belletti. How did you come up with him?

0:41:00 > 0:41:03Erm, it's quite a traumatic answer for me.

0:41:03 > 0:41:06He scored the winning goal against Arsenal in the final in 2006,

0:41:06 > 0:41:08so that's why I remember, really.

0:41:08 > 0:41:12Yeah. Not for the right reasons but for other reasons.

0:41:12 > 0:41:18Let's see how many of our 100 people said Juliano Belletti.

0:41:18 > 0:41:19Very, very best of luck.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Well, it's right.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27Diego Milito came down to two.

0:41:27 > 0:41:30Juliano Belletti, let's see how far he's going to go down.

0:41:30 > 0:41:34£11,000 riding on this. Down it goes.

0:41:34 > 0:41:37- Yes!!! - CHEERING AND SCREAMING

0:41:39 > 0:41:42Very, very, very well done indeed.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45Brilliant.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48I can't believe it!

0:41:51 > 0:41:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:55 > 0:41:58Ah!

0:41:58 > 0:42:00Ah, congratulations!

0:42:00 > 0:42:04Bravo! You managed to find that all-important Pointless answer,

0:42:04 > 0:42:09which means you do go home with our jackpot of £11,000.

0:42:09 > 0:42:10APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:42:13 > 0:42:16What about that? A very, very popular win, as well.

0:42:17 > 0:42:21Superb. We'll let you digest that. Richard, what about that?

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Brilliant, well done, Patrick, especially.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Really, really well-deserved, as well.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29Lars Ricken, also a pointless answer. Very well done.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Scored for Borussia Dortmund. CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:42:36 > 0:42:40Let's take a look at some other pointless answers.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42People at home will have got some of these.

0:42:42 > 0:42:47Basile Boli scored for Marseille. Deco scored for Porto.

0:42:47 > 0:42:51Fabrizio Ravanelli, he scored in the final for Juventus,

0:42:51 > 0:42:52a pointless answer.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55Fernando Morientes for Real Madrid.

0:42:55 > 0:42:59Karl-Heinz Riedle scored two goals in that Borussia Dortmund final

0:42:59 > 0:43:00that Lars Ricken scored in.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Lucio scored for Bayer Leverkusen but then lost.

0:43:03 > 0:43:06Paolo Maldini scored in one minute against Liverpool for AC Milan.

0:43:06 > 0:43:11Patrick Kluivert for Ajax and then Sol Campbell who scored Arsenal's goal in that final

0:43:11 > 0:43:13He was also a pointless answer.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16Thank you very much, Richard.

0:43:16 > 0:43:19Well, thanks once again to our winning players, Patrick and Kim,

0:43:19 > 0:43:23who go away with today's jackpot of £11,000. Very well done indeed.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25CHEERING

0:43:27 > 0:43:30- I don't know what to do! - No. I feel like I'm in a dream.

0:43:30 > 0:43:33Next time we'll put more obscure knowledge to the test.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:36 > 0:43:38And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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