0:00:18 > 0:00:20CHEERING / APPLAUSE
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Thank you. Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong,
0:00:27 > 0:00:31and welcome to Pointless, where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Let's meet today's players.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41And first we welcome back Paul and Nick.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44You were on the show last time. Everyone gets two chances,
0:00:44 > 0:00:47and this is your second and last chance.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Remind us what happened.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Oh, well, picked a topic I don't like - football.- Oh, dear.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Just couldn't think of anything. Totally blank.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57So now you're going to atone for that performance.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01What's going to come up, Nick, that will be a chance for you
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- to dazzle us?- As long as it's not football, we'll be fine.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Any general knowledge... Paul's very good at that.
0:01:06 > 0:01:12We have quizzes all the time. Christmas time... Competitive streak you wouldn't believe.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Partners say, "It's only a game." "No, it's not."
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- Taken very seriously.- It's great having you back. Best of luck.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- I hope we'll have you for much longer this time.- So do we.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Next we welcome Lynne and Glenys.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26How do you two know each other?
0:01:26 > 0:01:31We met about 11 years ago, when I was lady captain at a golf club
0:01:31 > 0:01:34that we're no longer members at, and Glenys came along to join,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37and we just became really firm friends.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41What would you like to see come up? What would be a cracking subject?
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Anything that's been on the programmes before would be helpful,
0:01:45 > 0:01:48the ones I've watched, and I've watched lots of them.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I am a bit sad. I've got it on series link,
0:01:51 > 0:01:54because I haven't been in lately. I've been playing golf.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58So basically your specialist topic is Pointless.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59- Pointless.- OK. Very good.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Glenys, what would be great for you? - General knowledge, I'd really like,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- or travel or geography. - OK.- I've travelled a lot.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10I've been really lucky. My daughter worked for a well known airline
0:02:10 > 0:02:15for ten years, long-haul, so I got to travel quite a lot of the world with her.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- And my son lives in LA. - Oh, perfect! Perfect excuse.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Let's hope all of those things come up.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Thank you. - Great to have you on the show.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Next we welcome Diane and Marc. How do you two know each other?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29About four years ago, I was fed up of working as a counsellor
0:02:29 > 0:02:34on my own, and Marc came to join me. And we've been friends ever since,
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- We've known each other four years. - Whereabouts do you work?
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- We work in a sixth-form college in Huddersfield.- In Huddersfield?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43And I moonlight as a sex therapist.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47LAUGHTER
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Slightly unfortunate choice of words there, Diane, but...
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Yeah. OK. And Marc, what do you do in Huddersfield?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- You're a counsellor? - With Diane, yeah.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- OK. Any moonlighting from you?- No.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02No. What would you like to see come up this afternoon?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04What sorts of things do you like to do?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08I guess I'd like '60s French music to come up.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- That would be my speciality. - '60s French music?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Fingers crossed, yeah.- Yeah.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Is it on?- Yes. It's a '60s French-music special, Marc.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Great. I'm in.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Diane, while Marc's listening to his '60s music,
0:03:23 > 0:03:28- what do you like to do?- I really like to listen to Star Wars music.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Star Wars. I like to sort of, you know, chill out.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34My kids will be laughing their heads off as I'm saying this.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Star Wars.- Yeah. I like Star Wars. - She's a sci-fi nerd.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- I'm a bit of a geek.- Are you?
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- But Star Wars is the acme of all science fiction?- Absolutely.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48- It's great to have you on the show. Very, very best of luck.- Thank you.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Finally we welcome back Ali and Lucy. You were here last time.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Remind us how you did. - We did pretty well.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57We got to the head-to-head, but it all folded after that.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Warsaw Pact was unfortunate. - Yeah. Rising Damp.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Rising Damp was unlucky, I think.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Lucy, obviously last time we heard all about Ali's bank.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10In fact, not just "about" - we heard Ali's band as well.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13What do you like to do? You're a student at York.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Yeah. I'm studying English literature,
0:04:15 > 0:04:19so I'm hoping something with literature comes up, obviously.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Very good. Ali, what would you love to see come up?
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- What would be a brilliant category? - I'm pretty strong on UK geography.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31- I've been all over the British Isles. - In a minibus.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Yeah.- I know some odd places,
0:04:33 > 0:04:36and I think I'm quite strong on food and drink.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40I say that, and it's going to come up and I'll embarrass myself, but...
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Well, we'll find out soon enough. It's great to have you back.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45We'll find out more about all of you later.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48There's only one person left for met to introduce.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51In the bath of obscurity, he's the Pointless rubber duck.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- He is my Pointless friend. He's Richard.- Hiya.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58How are you?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Good afternoon to you. - Very good afternoon to you too.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Got two returning pairs today. They had differing fortunes last time.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Paul and Nick were unlucky, got knocked out in the first round,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13and Ali and Lucy got all the way to the head-to-head.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Had a tough head-to-head, but they've proved themselves.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18It should be a tough show. Even better for Ali,
0:05:18 > 0:05:21the first category, if he likes UK geography,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- is right up his street. - Very good indeed.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26We put all our questions to 100 people before the show,
0:05:26 > 0:05:30but this is Pointless, so we're after the answers they didn't get.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33To stay in the game with a chance to win our jackpot,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35our players need to score as few points as they can.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer,
0:05:38 > 0:05:42an answer none of our 100 people gave, and each time that happens,
0:05:42 > 0:05:45we will add £250 to the jackpot. Nobody won the jackpot last time,
0:05:45 > 0:05:49so we add another £1,000 to that. So today's jackpot starts off...
0:05:49 > 0:05:52at £3,500.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Right! Let's play Pointless.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07In the first round, each of you must give me one answer,
0:06:07 > 0:06:09and you cannot confer with your partner.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13The team with the highest score at the end will be eliminated.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15OK. Our first category this afternoon is...
0:06:16 > 0:06:21..islands. Decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30OK. Let's find out what the question is.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:06:32 > 0:06:37to name as many Hebridean islands as they could.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Yeah. The correct answers in this round will all be islands
0:06:40 > 0:06:43in the Inner or Outer Hebrides.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46OK. Thank you very much, Richard.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Now, before the show you all drew lots,
0:06:48 > 0:06:51and Paul and Nick, you get to go first.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54You'll be pleased to hear we're going to give you a choice
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- of seven possible...- Phew. LAUGHTER
0:06:58 > 0:07:02"Phew!" We'll give you a choice of seven possible answers
0:07:02 > 0:07:07on the board in each pass. Your first set reads like this.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27At least one of those answers is Pointless,
0:07:27 > 0:07:31but be very careful indeed, because at least one of them is wrong.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Pick an incorrect one, and you will score the maximum of 100 points.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38So, Paul, you're in a better position now I've told you...
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Yeah, because I don't know any of them except one, I recognise.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Right. - Never heard of any of the others.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- OK.- Oh, maybe two.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Have you ever been up there, to the Hebrides?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54I've been on one of them. I'm going to take a little gamble.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Just trying to read what Nick thinks of that.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59I don't think he knows any of them either!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01PAUL LAUGHS
0:08:01 > 0:08:05I'm going to go with Corncrake.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Corncrake, you are saying? There it is, one up from the bottom.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- What do you think, Nick? - I've got no idea,
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- so I guess it's as good as any. - Good luck. Let's see if it's right,
0:08:14 > 0:08:17and if it is, how many people said Corncrake.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Bad luck, Paul!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Not another one!- Unfortunately Corncrake is incorrect,
0:08:25 > 0:08:29which means it scores you the maximum of 100 points.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Bad luck. Richard? - Yeah. Sorry, Paul.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Corncrake is a rare Scottish bird, not an island, I'm afraid.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- PAUL SIGHS - Here we go again.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41There we are. Now, then, Lynne. Lynne, we come to you.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- I think you might know quite a few of these.- Not a clue!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Not a clue?- Never been that far up.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Well, maybe there was only one incorrect answer on the board.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Maybe.- And maybe Paul has just mine-swept for you.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Maybe.- Maybe.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01There is most definitely one pointless answer on the board.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05I like the sound of...Barra.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Barra.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Don't know whether it's there or not. - Is that a complete guess,
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- or do you think you've heard of it? - I don't think I have.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16OK. Barra.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Let's see if Barra's right, and if it is, how many people said Barra.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- It is right! - Good one. Yes, well done.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- 22 for Barra.- I'm happy with that.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Well done.- 22. Not a bad score.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Richard, Barra.- Well done. Barra's in the Outer Hebrides,
0:09:35 > 0:09:39one of the larger, better-known islands in the Outer Hebrides.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42OK. Now, then, Diane, we are looking for Hebridean islands.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- What do you think?- Well, I know one,
0:09:45 > 0:09:47and the other one's gone,
0:09:47 > 0:09:53so I'm going to go for one I think is right - Lismore,
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- but I don't... Yeah, go on. - Lismore, you're saying.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said Lismore.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04It's right!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Yeah!- Not only right!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- CHEERING / APPLAUSE - It's a pointless answer.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18That means it adds £250 to today's jackpot,
0:10:18 > 0:10:23and takes the total up to £3,750.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25And it scores you nothing. Very well done. Richard?
0:10:25 > 0:10:30Well played. Great start to the show. It's in the Inner Hebrides, Lismore.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32It's got a population of about 150 people.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Hello, if you're watching.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37THEY LAUGH
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Ali, we're looking for Hebridean islands.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43I'm certain about one. I'm pretty sure about another,
0:10:43 > 0:10:45and the other two I've got no idea about.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48So I've got... Skye is a dead cert for me,
0:10:48 > 0:10:52and Muck is the one I'm pretty sure about.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I'm not sure about the other two, so I'm going to go for Muck.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59I'm sort of quietly confident that that's...that's, er, one.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- What do you think, Lucy? - I trust your judgement.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Thank you.- You know Scotland.- Muck.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Muck.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- Did Elliot Minor play Muck ever? - LUCY LAUGHS
0:11:10 > 0:11:12We never got that far. One day, maybe.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14One day. One day.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Let's see if Muck's right, and if it is, how many people said Muck.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20That's right. Well done, Ali.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Come on, come on, come on, come on.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Very, very well done.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- APPLAUSE - Four points for Muck.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32That's pretty good.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Richard? - Yeah, very well played, Ali.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Gaelic for "Isle of Pigs". Let's look at the rest of the board.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Which is the place you've been to, Paul, on there?- Skye.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44You could've said it. Skye would've scored you 55 points.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Of Caboc and Grimsay, one is correct and one is pointless.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51I think Grimsay is right, because there are a few that end A-Y.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Well done if you said Grimsay at home. That is a pointless answer.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59And Caboc is a Scottish cheese, so that's an incorrect answer.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- It's a delicious incorrect answer. - Very good. Thank you, Richard.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Let's take a look at the scores. Diane and Marc looking very strong
0:12:06 > 0:12:11with a beautiful score of zero, then we go up to Ali and Lucy on four,
0:12:11 > 0:12:14and then up to Lynne and Glenys on 22...
0:12:14 > 0:12:18and then up quite a long way to Paul and Nick on 100.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Nick, you have your work cut out. - To say the least.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25To say the least. Good luck with that.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29OK. Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34OK. We're going to put seven more answers on the board.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38We are looking for Hebridean islands, and here we go.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Again I can tell you at least one of those answers is pointless,
0:12:55 > 0:12:58and at least one of those answers is incorrect,
0:12:58 > 0:13:00so try and avoid those incorrect ones.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Now, Lucy, Ali has set you up fabulously there with Muck.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08- Yeah.- You're on four. The high scorers are Nick and Paul on 100.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12If you can score 95 or less, you are through to the next round.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16I'm trying to look for ones that sound Gaelic.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19I know Irish Gaelic. I don't know how similar it is.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22And there's one that rings a bell, but I don't know if it's...
0:13:22 > 0:13:26if it's because it's an island, or if I know it from somewhere else.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- How do you know Irish Gaelic? - I went to school in Ireland,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- secondary school. - I see. So you lived in Ireland?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- Yeah, eight years.- Eight years.
0:13:34 > 0:13:39I'm going to guess, because we're in quite a comfortable position,
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- so I'm going to say Mull. - You're going to say Mull?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Sounds good to me. Mull. Here is your red line.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Below that red line, you are through to the next round.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Very best of luck. Is Mull right? How many people said it?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56It's right. Very well done, Lucy. You're through.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- 30 for Mull. - APPLAUSE
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Very good. That takes your total up to 34.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Richard?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Well played, Lucy. Safely through with Mull.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11One of the better known of the Hebridean islands.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Marc...
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- How well did Diane do?- Brilliantly.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20- Brilliantly!- Absolutely. I don't know how you pronounce it,
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- but I'm going to go for Gigha. - You're going to go for Gigha.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- If that's how you say it, yeah. - Very good. There is Gigha,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29third one down. Let's see if that's right, and if it is,
0:14:29 > 0:14:33let's see how many people said Gigha. There's your red line.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37It's right.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Not just right!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46APPLAUSE
0:14:46 > 0:14:49That's pointless! It adds £250 to today's jackpot,
0:14:49 > 0:14:53takes the total up to £4,000.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57It scores you nothing, and it leaves your total at nothing.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Very well done. Richard? - Blimey, Marc and Diane!
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Look at Diane's poker face there!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Gives nothing away, doesn't it?
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Gigha was bought in 1944 by Sir James Horlick,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11of the hot-drink company.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Glenys!- Hmm...
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Remember, we are looking for Hebridean islands.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I really liked the answers in the first round.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25I did know four of them. But I somehow think...
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I remember hearing the shipping forecasts,
0:15:27 > 0:15:33because I'm rather ancient, and I think Tiree is an island.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Tiree. It's definitely something. - It is definitely something.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40It rings a very strong bell. Tiree!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- Is it a Hebridean island? - Hope so. I hope so.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Oh, I hope so too. The high scorers are Nick and Paul on 100.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51If you can score 77 or less with Tiree,
0:15:51 > 0:15:54you are through to the next round. There is your red line.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Let's see if Tiree's right, and if it is, how many people said it.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Tiree.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Well done! It's right, and you are through to the next round.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Brilliant.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Oh, it's a brilliant score!
0:16:07 > 0:16:12Four for Tiree. Takes your total up to 26.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- Richard? - Yeah, very well done, Glenys.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Tiree is one of Britain's sunniest places in the summer.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20The whole of the Hebrides, very beautiful.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- It's worth a visit. Have you been? - Oh, and how! I love it.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Wonderful, aren't they?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Nick, I tell you some terrible news. - Oh, no. What?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31I have awful news for you. I'm afraid your high score of 100
0:16:31 > 0:16:35is unbeatable. You haven't even given your answer,
0:16:35 > 0:16:37and already you are the high scorers.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Some very good scores before me. I can't complain.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43That's true. I tell you what you can do, though.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Your legacy to this show
0:16:45 > 0:16:51could be to add £250 to the jackpot by finding a pointless answer.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- I think you can do it.- I'm glad you do, because I'm not too sure.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58You're the last person to have this board. Talk us through.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01I'll have to have a shot in the dark. I don't think Rum's one.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05It probably is. St Clair or Eigg, I'm thinking of, to be honest.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09It might even be Summerisle. I don't think Rum's one,
0:17:09 > 0:17:13but who knows? And then the Gaelic theme,
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- if I go with Eigg... - You're going to go with Eigg?
0:17:15 > 0:17:19Yeah, why not? "Eigg" on our face. We might as well carry on.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- HE LAUGHS - OK. Eigg, you are saying.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24There's no red line for you cos you are the high scorers.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Let's see if it's right. Eigg. How many people said it?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Well done, Nick. It's right.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Go on. Come for nothing.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- Go on.- Let's see. Let's see.- Go on!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- Oh, 11!- Well done.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41- APPLAUSE - 11 for Eigg.- I'm happy with that.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Takes your total up to 111.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46A nice way to finish, Nick. Well done.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Long associated with the Clan MacDonald, the Isle of Eigg.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Let's take a look through the rest of the board.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57Rum is a Hebridean island, but would have scored you nine points.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Slightly better answer. And those other two, Xander?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Well, we all know the Isle of St Clair.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Yeah. That's an incorrect answer. She used to be on The Generation Game.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- And Summerisle? - That's definitely an island, yes.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13That's right, yeah, Summerisle.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18- Oh, no!- Summerisle is the island on The Wicker Man.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Summerisle. Sorry about that. It's an incorrect answer.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Thank you very much, Richard! At the end of round one,
0:18:26 > 0:18:29the losing pair with the highest score again, Paul and Nick!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32It's just not right. I was thinking at least head-to-head.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36- We will be head-to-head when we get out.- Oh, yeah!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38It has been lovely having you on the show.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42We haven't seen nearly enough of you, and we have to say goodbye now.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Great contestants. Thank you.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46APPLAUSE
0:18:46 > 0:18:50But for the remaining three pairs, now it's time for round two.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59There's only room for two pairs in the head-to-head,
0:18:59 > 0:19:03so one of these pairs will be leaving at the end of this round.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Our round-two category this afternoon is...
0:19:06 > 0:19:09TV. Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:19:09 > 0:19:11who's going to go second.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21And our round-two question this afternoon concerns...
0:19:21 > 0:19:24TV shows and their spin-offs.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27We're going to show you six spin-offs on each pass.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30We asked 100 people which show did they spin off from.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32The more obscure ones will score fewer points.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35An incorrect answer will score 100 points.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38There's 12 spin-offs in all. See how many you get at home.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Thanks very much, Richard. We are looking for the original TV shows
0:19:41 > 0:19:45of which these are TV spin-offs. And we have got...
0:20:01 > 0:20:05So, there they are. Now, Glenys... Now, then, Glenys.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07What's this like as a category for you?
0:20:07 > 0:20:12Not very good. Um... I know a couple of them,
0:20:12 > 0:20:14but I don't want to go for them
0:20:14 > 0:20:18because I think they might be the sort of obvious answers.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22I'm probably going to go for an obvious answer anyway,
0:20:22 > 0:20:26but I'm going to go for, The Colbys was a spin-off from Dallas.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28The Colbys, Dallas. Let's see if that's right,
0:20:28 > 0:20:32and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Oh!- Oh, God!- Bad luck, Glenys!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I shouldn't have said that. Sorry!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39You clearly shouldn't have said that.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42That is an incorrect answer,
0:20:42 > 0:20:45which I'm afraid means you score the maximum of 100 points,
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- I'm sorry to say. Richard? - I won't give the correct answer,
0:20:48 > 0:20:51just in case Marc or Lucy want to have a go at the same one.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Marc, we're looking for the TV shows of which these show are spin-offs.
0:20:55 > 0:21:00You and Diane scored a double pointless in the first round.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Let's see if you can follow that up with another super-low score.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Do you watch a lot of television? - I watch quite a lot, yeah.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- So this is a good topic? - I know a few of those up there.- OK.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Just depends on how confident I'm going to be
0:21:12 > 0:21:15on going for the one I'm less sure about.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Maybe Glenys's high score might give you a boost of confidence.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22I'm going to go for my favourite TV programme in the '80s,
0:21:22 > 0:21:26and the spin-off of The Colbys came from Dynasty.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Dynasty. Yes.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31There you are, Glenys.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Dynasty. Let's see if that's right. The Colbys, Dynasty.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37There we are. Well done, Marc.
0:21:41 > 0:21:4227.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- APPLAUSE - Not a bad score at all,
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- for Dynasty. Richard? - Yeah. Well played, Marc.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Tough luck, Glenys. It was Dynasty.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53The Colbys starred Charlton Heston,
0:21:53 > 0:21:56and ended after two series with an alien abduction.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- I had no idea! - Mm, yeah. It was quite something.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Very good. Great answer, Marc. So, Lucy, we come to you.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05You're the last person to have this board,
0:22:05 > 0:22:08so talk us through all the answers you can give.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12I only know one, I'm afraid, but I do know it for certain,
0:22:12 > 0:22:14so I'm going to have to, even though it's obvious,
0:22:14 > 0:22:17say The Green Green Grass and Only Fools And Horses.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Only Fools And Horses, you are saying.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Let's see if that's right, and how many people knew that answer.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26There we are. It's right.
0:22:28 > 0:22:3046.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- APPLAUSE - Not a terrible score.
0:22:33 > 0:22:3546 for Only Fools And Horses.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Well done, Lucy. A nice safe score. Featured Marlene and Boyce.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Let's take a look at the others. The biggest answer of all is Lewis,
0:22:43 > 0:22:46a spin-off from Inspector Morse. That would have scored 67 points.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Tucker's Luck is a spin-off... - From Grange Hill.- Exactly right,
0:22:49 > 0:22:52with Todd Carty. 38 points.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54George And Mildred, slightly tougher one.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Spin-off from Man About The House. Well done if you got that at home.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Would have scored 17. The best answer is Rhoda,
0:23:00 > 0:23:02more famous in America than here.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05It was a spin-off of The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Scored four points. That's the best answer on the board.
0:23:08 > 0:23:13We're halfway through the round, so let's take a look at the scores.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Marc, you've done it again - the lowest score on the pass, 27.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Then up to 46, Lucy and Ali.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23And then Glenys and Lynne. I'm afraid an incorrect answer there.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25That scored you 100.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28So, Lynne, you have your work cut out in the next pass.
0:23:28 > 0:23:33Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38OK. We'll put another six answers on the board,
0:23:38 > 0:23:40and we have got...
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Remember, we are looking for the original TV shows
0:23:57 > 0:24:00of which these are spin-offs,
0:24:00 > 0:24:03and you're trying to find the one the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Now, Ali...
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Now, then, Ali, Lucy's left you in a pretty comfortable position.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Lynne and Glenys are the high scorers on 100.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14If you can score 53 or less with your answer,
0:24:14 > 0:24:16you are definitely through to the next round.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20I don't think I'm going to be able to. I literally know none of them.
0:24:20 > 0:24:25TV is one of the weakest things I... I watch reality TV, and that's as far as it goes.
0:24:25 > 0:24:30Lucy is desperately trying to beam answers into you.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33I bet she knows at least half of them, if not more.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37I'm going to go for Torchwood. I've got a vague idea of what it's like.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40I'm going to go for... Inspector Morse.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Another Inspector Morse spin-off.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- LAUGHTER - Er, Torchwood...
0:24:47 > 0:24:51- What are you thinking, Lucy? - I know the answer, so...
0:24:51 > 0:24:54You know the answer, yeah. There you are.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57There's your red line. Below that, through to the head-to-head.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Torchwood, Inspector Morse, you're saying.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people knew that.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Bad luck, Ali. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,
0:25:07 > 0:25:10which means you score the maximum of 100 points,
0:25:10 > 0:25:11taking your total up to 146.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Richard? - Yes, it is an incorrect answer.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18There was an episode of Morse where he used a torch in a wood.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20- THEY LAUGH - That's what I was thinking.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24I won't give the answer in case Diane or Lynne want to have a go at it.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Diane, remember, we're looking for the TV shows
0:25:27 > 0:25:29of which these shows are spin-offs.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33The high scorers are Ali and Lucy on 146.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35You are through to the head-to-head.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Whatever happens, you'll never overtake that score.
0:25:40 > 0:25:45Bearing that in mind, why not see if you can find a low-scoring answer
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- on this board? - Because I don't know any!
0:25:47 > 0:25:51I think the only two I know are high-scoring.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55I'm going to go... Frasier, I think, was from Cheers.
0:25:55 > 0:26:00- Frasier, Cheers, you are saying. - Yeah. I think I know that one,
0:26:00 > 0:26:04- for a change.- Very good. Well, there's no red line for you.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07You are through to the next round whatever happens.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10So let's see if that's right. Frasier, Cheers.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Well done.
0:26:14 > 0:26:1643! Not a bad score.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Takes your total up to 70.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23- Richard? - Well played, Diane. Safely through.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Frasier Crane leaves the bar in Boston and moves to Seattle
0:26:26 > 0:26:28to be a radio counsellor.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Very good. Now, then, Lynne... - Yes.- It's all in your hands.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- I know.- The high scorers are Ali and Lucy on 146.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37If you score 45 or less with this,
0:26:37 > 0:26:40you stay and are through to the head-to-head.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43You're the last person to have this board,
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- so talk us through it. Is this a good subject for you?- Not really.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49I knew Frazier. I think I know Torchwood.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Knots Landing could be the one that Glenys said the last time.
0:26:53 > 0:26:59Benson I can see, but I can't see the programme before Benson,
0:26:59 > 0:27:01so I'm going to have to go with Torchwood,
0:27:01 > 0:27:05and I think it's going to be a lot more than 46, if it's right.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08So I'm going to say Doctor Who.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Torchwood, Doctor Who. Were you anywhere near saying that, Ali?
0:27:11 > 0:27:14I'm going to say that, honestly, that crossed my mind.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18I'm not lying, but... Um, I think it's right.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21The question is, will it go below 45?
0:27:21 > 0:27:25- I think not.- 45 or below.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Only one way to find out.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Let's see. Is Torchwood, Doctor Who right,
0:27:30 > 0:27:32and if it is, how many people said it?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35There's your red line. Below that red line,
0:27:35 > 0:27:38you are in the head-to-head. Above that red line,
0:27:38 > 0:27:42Ali and Lucy are in the head-to-head.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48- Oh! - APPLAUSE
0:27:49 > 0:27:52Bad luck, Lynne. I'm afraid that scores you 67,
0:27:52 > 0:27:55which takes your total up to an unbeatable 167.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59- Richard?- Yeah. Big sigh of relief from Ali there.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Torchwood. It's an anagram of Doctor Who, as well.
0:28:01 > 0:28:05Let's look at the rest of the board. If you had given the same answer,
0:28:05 > 0:28:10if you'd said Dallas, it would have scored you a much lower 38 points.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14Mork And Mindy was a spin-off from Happy Days,
0:28:14 > 0:28:17believe it or not. That would have scored you 11 points.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19It became as famous as Happy Days.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22Benson was a spin-off from Soap. Would have scored you seven.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24And the best answer of all, very obscure -
0:28:24 > 0:28:27a spin-off from The Cosby Show, A Different World.
0:28:27 > 0:28:31Would have scored three. Very well done if you got that one.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34OK. Thank you very much, Richard. At the end of round two,
0:28:34 > 0:28:38the losing pair with the highest score, I'm afraid, Lynne and Glenys.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41It was quite tough, this. A lot of American shows there.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45My favourite's Frasier. I still watch that now.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47A lot more successful than Cheers, I'd say.
0:28:47 > 0:28:51No. Cheers, probably the most successful US sitcom of all time
0:28:51 > 0:28:55apart from, maybe, M*A*S*H. Frasier very successful, though.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59Well, sadly you're not incredibly successful in this round.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01However, we will see you again next time,
0:29:01 > 0:29:05when I have every confidence you will storm it through to the final.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08Meanwhile, thanks for playing. Great contestants. Lynne and Glenys.
0:29:08 > 0:29:12- APPLAUSE - But for the remaining two pairs,
0:29:12 > 0:29:16things are about to get even more exciting as we enter the head-to-head.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Very well done, Diane and Marc, Ali and Lucy.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26You've made it through to the head-to-head.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Only one pair can make it to the final and play for the jackpot,
0:29:29 > 0:29:32which currently stands at £4,000.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:29:36 > 0:29:39You'll go head-to-head on the best of three.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42For each question, each pair needs to give me just one answer,
0:29:42 > 0:29:46but you are now allowed to confer. You have to come up with an answer
0:29:46 > 0:29:48that scores less than the other pair.
0:29:48 > 0:29:52The first pair to the best of three will play for today's jackpot.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Let's play Pointless.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01OK. Here is your first question.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:30:04 > 0:30:09to name as many winners of the Cricket World Cup as they could.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12We're looking for any team that has won cricket's World Cup
0:30:12 > 0:30:15from the first tournament in 1975 up to and including 2011.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18OK. Thanks very much. Diane and Marc,
0:30:18 > 0:30:21you've played best so far, so you get to go first.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24So, we're looking for winners of the Cricket World Cup.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26THEY WHISPER
0:30:31 > 0:30:34- THEY LAUGH - Er, we don't know.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36- I think I know.- Go on, then.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39Um, you don't...
0:30:39 > 0:30:42- SHE SIGHS - I'm going to say India.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44India.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46OK, very good.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49India. I'll take India. Ali and Lucy...
0:30:49 > 0:30:51- What do you think? - Sport's kind of my...
0:30:51 > 0:30:55- I would've thought India. - India and Pakistan are both...
0:30:55 > 0:30:58They're definitely one, I'm pretty sure.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01I'm not sure which one would be lower.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04- Well, we can't go for India, so... - But there's also England,
0:31:04 > 0:31:07there's South Africa... There's some big cricketing nations.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10- Is South Africa low? - I don't know if they've won it,
0:31:10 > 0:31:14but since 1970... I don't know how often it is,
0:31:14 > 0:31:16if it's every year or every two years.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19Cricket's not my sport. If you want to go safe, I'd say Pakistan.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21If you want to go risky, we can go for something...
0:31:21 > 0:31:24I don't really know, so it's up to you.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28- Pakistan. I think it's safe. - You're going to say Pakistan.
0:31:28 > 0:31:32We have India, we have Pakistan. Let's put them to the test.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Diane and Marc said India. Let's see if that's right,
0:31:35 > 0:31:37and how many people said India.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Yes, of course.
0:31:39 > 0:31:4278 for India.
0:31:42 > 0:31:44APPLAUSE
0:31:46 > 0:31:49Ali and Lucy have gone with Pakistan.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said Pakistan.
0:31:53 > 0:31:5678 is what you have to beat.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59It's right...and it wins.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01- 54! - APPLAUSE
0:32:04 > 0:32:0754 beats 78, so after the first question,
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Ali and Lucy are up one-nil. Richard?
0:32:09 > 0:32:13Well done, and lucky you didn't say England or South Africa,
0:32:13 > 0:32:15because neither of them have ever won it.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18There are five answers. A couple would have beaten Pakistan.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21The West Indies won the first two tournaments. 36.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24Sri Lanka won in 1996. That would have scored you 39.
0:32:24 > 0:32:28Pakistan won it in 1992, Imran Khan's last game. That was 54.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30India there, 78. They've won it twice.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33And, typically, Australia right at the top.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35They've won four times, and would have scored 81.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38- Well done if you got all of those. - Thanks very much, Richard.
0:32:38 > 0:32:42Here is your second question. Diane and Marc, you have to win this
0:32:42 > 0:32:44to stay in the game. Here it comes.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:32:46 > 0:32:52to name as many Pink Ladies and T-Birds in Grease as they could.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55Yes, any original members of the Pink Ladies or the T-Birds
0:32:55 > 0:32:59in the film Grease, and we're looking for the character names,
0:32:59 > 0:33:02- not the actors' or actresses'. - Thank you very much.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05Ali and Lucy, you get to go first this time.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08- OK.- You look very pleased with this category, Lucy.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10I like Grease.
0:33:10 > 0:33:14Um, we're going to say Marty.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Marty. OK.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Ali and Lucy going with Marty.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21- Diane and Marc? - I think that's a very good answer,
0:33:21 > 0:33:24and I think I'm going to struggle to beat it.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26- My mind's gone blank! - There's Frenchy
0:33:26 > 0:33:30and Kernickie, but I think they're probably quite high-scoring.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Er, Rizzo...
0:33:32 > 0:33:34- You have to win this to stay in the game.- Kernickie.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37- Go on. Kernickie. - Kernickie.- Kernickie.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40OK. Marty and Kernickie. In the order they were given,
0:33:40 > 0:33:43Ali and Lucy have gone with Marty. If you win this point,
0:33:43 > 0:33:47you are through to the final. Marty.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Is it right? How many people said it?
0:33:49 > 0:33:51It's right.
0:33:54 > 0:33:59Down it goes. Down it goes! Look at that. Two for Marty!
0:33:59 > 0:34:01CHEERING / APPLAUSE
0:34:01 > 0:34:04Marty.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09That's a brilliant answer, Lucy. Very well done.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Now, Marc and Diane, let's see if Kernickie's right,
0:34:12 > 0:34:15and if it is, how many people said Kernickie.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Loads!
0:34:22 > 0:34:25Oh! 12!
0:34:25 > 0:34:27APPLAUSE
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Not a bad answer at all for Diane and Marc.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33Kernickie. A great score.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36Sadly, Marty was two. There's no beating that.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39Which means, after only two questions,
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Ali and Lucy are through to the final. Richard?
0:34:41 > 0:34:44Good teamwork from Ali and Lucy. Ali wins the first point,
0:34:44 > 0:34:47Lucy wins the second one. Through to the final.
0:34:47 > 0:34:51There would have been some beating Marty. Let's look at those answers.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Putzie and Jan would have scored one point.
0:34:54 > 0:34:58Sonny would have scored you two, as would Marty and Doody.
0:34:58 > 0:35:02Kernickie there with 12, played by the late Jeff Conaway, of course.
0:35:02 > 0:35:07There's Frenchy on 19, Rizzo, 24, and right at the top, Danny on 40.
0:35:07 > 0:35:11Thanks very much. So the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head,
0:35:11 > 0:35:15I'm afraid it's Diane and Marc. Did you know any of those other ones?
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- Yeah.- They just eluded you when the pressure was on.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21I was thinking of Putz, but I couldn't have come up with Putzie.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24I was remembering a line from Grease,
0:35:24 > 0:35:26when a name was in it, but...
0:35:26 > 0:35:29- You gave us two pointless answers in round one.- I did, yes.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32- Didn't we?- You shone from the start.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35You will shine again. You made it through to the head-to-head.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38You'll be back next time, when I'm sure you will do as well
0:35:38 > 0:35:40if not better, but thanks for playing.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43- Great contestants. Thanks. - APPLAUSE
0:35:44 > 0:35:47But for Ali and Lucy, it's now time for our Pointless final,
0:35:47 > 0:35:51and the chance to win our jackpot of £4,000.
0:35:56 > 0:36:00Congratulations, Ali and Lucy. You've fought off the competition
0:36:00 > 0:36:03and won our coveted Pointless trophy, so very, very well done.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11You now have a chance to win our jackpot,
0:36:11 > 0:36:14and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £4,000.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17There it is.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21The rules are very simple. To win that money,
0:36:21 > 0:36:23all you have to do is find a pointless answer,
0:36:23 > 0:36:25an answer none of our 100 people could think of.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28We've had two on the show today, so you only have to find one more
0:36:28 > 0:36:32to go home with that money. First you've got to choose a category,
0:36:32 > 0:36:34and you can choose from these three options.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43- None of them are great, are they? - They're all a bit horrid. Um...
0:36:43 > 0:36:46- What do you reckon to screen icons? - Out of the three,
0:36:46 > 0:36:49I think screen icons is probably...
0:36:49 > 0:36:53I mean, pop legends is so... I know literally a handful,
0:36:53 > 0:36:56and then the rest would be a problem.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58Fashion is so broad. It could be anything.
0:36:58 > 0:37:02- It's between the top two. How much do you know about fashion?- Not a lot.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05- Screen icons?- OK. Screen icons. - Screen icons it is,
0:37:05 > 0:37:09by a process of elimination. Let's find out what the question is.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:37:12 > 0:37:17to name as many Audrey Hepburn films as they could.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20Audrey Hepburn films. Richard?
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Any feature film made for cinema release
0:37:22 > 0:37:25for which Audrey Hepburn has received an acting credit.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28TV films, short films, documentaries don't count.
0:37:28 > 0:37:32- Any Audrey Hepburn film, please. - You now have up to one minute
0:37:32 > 0:37:34to come up with three answers, and all you need
0:37:34 > 0:37:38to win that £4,000 jackpot is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Your 60 seconds start now.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43- What do you reckon?- I don't know.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46I know Breakfast At Tiffany's. That's definitely not pointless.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49Throw it in as a right answer. I can't think of...
0:37:49 > 0:37:52- I can just about picture her. - There's so many that...
0:37:52 > 0:37:55I don't think I would ever know any pointless ones.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58Can you think of any trigger word that might make up a title
0:37:58 > 0:38:00- that could be the title?- No!
0:38:00 > 0:38:04I don't... I can't even think... I can't even think...
0:38:04 > 0:38:08- What era was in it? '50s, '60s? - I think '50s. It's old.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10LAUGHTER
0:38:10 > 0:38:14- We're young. - They're old films.- This is not good.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17Are we just going to make up titles and hope they sound good?
0:38:17 > 0:38:20- What do we guess, though?- Old films.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23- Murder On The Orient Express. - OK, yeah. That's all.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26- Was she in it?- Hopefully.
0:38:26 > 0:38:30There's two. Come up with a third one that sounds like a film title,
0:38:30 > 0:38:33- that would have her in it. - I can't. This is really annoying me.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36- I can't think of one she's in. - Got to come up with one quickly.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39- Bella.- OK, Bella.- Right.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41OK. You have three titles.
0:38:41 > 0:38:46Your time is up. We were looking for Audrey Hepburn film titles.
0:38:46 > 0:38:49I now need your three answers. What are you going to give me?
0:38:49 > 0:38:52- We only really knew one. - You knew one.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54I'm pretty sure it's her biggest film,
0:38:54 > 0:38:58so it won't be pointless, but we have one right answer at least.
0:38:58 > 0:39:02- That's Breakfast At Tiffany's. - Breakfast At Tiffany's. OK.
0:39:02 > 0:39:06I doubt if she's in it, but Murder On The Orient Express.
0:39:06 > 0:39:09- Murder On The Orient Express. - And the third one,
0:39:09 > 0:39:12in the last five seconds I came up with a made-up title.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14I think she's good-looking, isn't she?
0:39:14 > 0:39:16- Yeah.- So Bella, which is...
0:39:16 > 0:39:19- Bella.- Good luck.
0:39:20 > 0:39:24Brilliant. It might be a film, and she might be in it.
0:39:24 > 0:39:29OK. Which do you think is your most confident punt?
0:39:29 > 0:39:31- Breakfast At Tiffany's. - We'll put that third.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34- Least confident?- Bella.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36Bella. We'll put that up first.
0:39:36 > 0:39:40Let's put them up on the board in that order, and there they are.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49Three answers. We were looking for Audrey Hepburn films.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52You said this was your least confident answer.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54It's a film you've actually just made up.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57- Yeah. Sounds good, though. - There's a film called Bella.
0:39:57 > 0:40:01In fact there might be several...remakes...
0:40:01 > 0:40:03- THEY LAUGH - ..in Italian.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05THEY LAUGH
0:40:05 > 0:40:09You only have to find one pointless answer to win that jackpot of £4,000.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11Let's see if Bella's correct, and if it is,
0:40:11 > 0:40:14let's see how many people said Bella.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Ooh!
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Alas,
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Bella not a film with Audrey Hepburn in it.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24Unfortunately not a pointless answer.
0:40:24 > 0:40:28Two more chances to win £4,000.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31- What would you do with £4,000? - Not get a job.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33THEY LAUGH
0:40:33 > 0:40:36- Um, go on holiday.- Yeah.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39We could survive without a job with £4,000.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41- And a holiday.- Brilliant.
0:40:41 > 0:40:45- Just live frugally.- You can watch lots of Audrey Hepburn DVDs.
0:40:45 > 0:40:49OK. Your next answer is Murder On The Orient Express.
0:40:49 > 0:40:54Does it have a little sort of gamine Audrey Hepburn figure in it?
0:40:54 > 0:40:58Let's find out! Audrey Hepburn, Murder On The Orient Express.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01Is that right, and if it is, how many people said it?
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Oh! Bad luck!
0:41:06 > 0:41:10Unfortunately also not a correct answer, so therefore not pointless,
0:41:10 > 0:41:13which means you only have one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:41:13 > 0:41:18Well, I know this is right, but I don't think it's pointless.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20This is right. This is right, you think?
0:41:20 > 0:41:24Breakfast At Tiffany's. We are looking for Audrey Hepburn films.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27This is your last shot at today's jackpot of £4,000.
0:41:27 > 0:41:31You have to hope that it's right and it is pointless.
0:41:31 > 0:41:35Breakfast At Tiffany's. How many people said it?
0:41:35 > 0:41:37Is it correct?
0:41:39 > 0:41:42There we are. It's right. It's right.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45If this goes all the way down to zero, you are leaving -
0:41:45 > 0:41:47- Oh! - THEY LAUGH
0:41:47 > 0:41:50APPLAUSE
0:41:50 > 0:41:53With £4,000, I was about to say.
0:41:53 > 0:41:57Unfortunately 58 people knew that,
0:41:57 > 0:42:00so I'm afraid it's not a pointless answer,
0:42:00 > 0:42:03which means you don't win today's jackpot of £4,000,
0:42:03 > 0:42:05but you have been fantastic contestants,
0:42:05 > 0:42:09and you do get to take home our Pointless trophy, so well done.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11APPLAUSE
0:42:15 > 0:42:19- So, Richard?- Unlucky, guys. You played very well throughout.
0:42:19 > 0:42:23I would recommend a weekend's Audrey Hepburn marathon, though.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25She made some absolutely brilliant films.
0:42:25 > 0:42:29Charade, Wait Until Dark, Funny Face - you would love them all.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31There's a whole bunch of pointless answers.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35Let's talk about Murder On The Orient Express, though -
0:42:35 > 0:42:38the big '70s version was Lauren Bacall and Ingrid Bergman,
0:42:38 > 0:42:41but no Audrey Hepburn. Let's take a look at some pointless ones.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45Always was her last-ever film. She donated her entire fee to UNICEF.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49Bloodline, How To Steal A Million, a brilliant film with Peter O'Toole.
0:42:49 > 0:42:53Love In The Afternoon, The Secret People, They All Laughed, all of these pointless answers.
0:42:53 > 0:42:57Very well done if you got those. Two For The Road,
0:42:57 > 0:43:00We Will All Go To Monte Carlo and Young Wives' Tale,
0:43:00 > 0:43:04- but very well played, and tough luck. - We have to say goodbye to you,
0:43:04 > 0:43:08but it's been brilliant having you on the show. Thank you for playing.
0:43:08 > 0:43:10APPLAUSE
0:43:11 > 0:43:14Nobody's won our jackpot today, so it rolls over,
0:43:14 > 0:43:18which means on the next show, we will be playing for £5,000.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20- THEY CHEER - Join us then.
0:43:20 > 0:43:24- See if someone can win it. It's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
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