Episode 19

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0:00:26 > 0:00:29Thank you. I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:29 > 0:00:33the quiz where obvious answers mean nothing and obscure ones mean everything.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Let's meet the players.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36APPLAUSE

0:00:41 > 0:00:45First we welcome Jeanette and Stephen. Stephen W, I see you are.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49- This tells me there are more Stephens. - It would appear so.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Stephen W and Jeanette, welcome to the show. Where are you from?

0:00:52 > 0:00:57We are from Scotland. I live in Ayrshire and Stephen's just outside Glasgow.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59How do you two know each other?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02I've known Stephen from the day he was born, virtually.

0:01:02 > 0:01:07I'm his aunt and I met him in hospital the day after he was born.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09I won't tell you how old he is.

0:01:09 > 0:01:14This was one of my first babysitters so if I've got any bad habits, you know who to blame.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19- What you do, Stephen? - I'm a police dispatcher up in Glasgow.

0:01:19 > 0:01:25- Jeanette, how about you? - I'm an Anglican priest and I'm semi-retired now.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Why are you laughing at that? - It's funny.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- The difference in jobs is funny. - The difference in jobs, yes.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34What would you like to see come up, Jeanette?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Something that I know all the answers to!- OK.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41I'd prefer something like geography or obviously religion.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Books, I read quite a lot.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Very good. How about you, Stephen? What would be a great subject?

0:01:48 > 0:01:51I watch a lot of TV and films

0:01:51 > 0:01:54and I was a DJ for 20 years so a couple of music questions

0:01:54 > 0:01:58would be quite nice, depending on, keep away from the classical stuff, please.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01I'll do my best, thanks very much.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Best of luck, it's great to have you here.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06We welcome Patrick and John, who were on the last show.

0:02:06 > 0:02:11Everyone gets two chances to reach our final. This is your last chance. Remind us how you did.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12We done really well.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16We only scored 36 points, I think, but we went out in the first round

0:02:16 > 0:02:20with a subject I wasn't really comfortable with, which was Words.

0:02:20 > 0:02:25Words. You just used loads of them just now talking to me.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Yes, words ending in OPE.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- I enjoyed that subject. - It was a good one.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33The lowest scoring first round we've had.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- I got one so I'm looking for that again.- Very good.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38What do you do, Patrick? Remind us.

0:02:38 > 0:02:43I'm a welder by trade but I have done a lot of football coaching.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Did you play yourself? - I thought I was good.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51- The football teams didn't think I was very good.- Really?

0:02:51 > 0:02:52And how about you, John?

0:02:52 > 0:02:58Chef by trade but I've also been a self-employed chalkboard artist.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Travelling the country doing menu boards, doing all the artwork on them, things like that.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Oh, right, yes. Those are more indelible chalks that you see.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- Liquid chalks. - I always wondered who did that. That's a job.- It's me!

0:03:10 > 0:03:14You have to be very good at spelling, I would have thought, for that.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18- And especially words... - Ending in OPE, I'm trying to think.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22I can't think of any foodstuffs ending in OPE.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26- And a very steady hand, of course. - And a very steady hand.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Escalope! - Yes, I was going to say that.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Oh yeah!

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Escalope, John!

0:03:31 > 0:03:36- I'm never going to live that down. - Shall we do the first round again? - I think we should.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41Best of luck to you, great to have you on. I hope we'll see you for more than the first round.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Next, we welcome Steve and Stephen S. That's the mystery solved.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48There they are, Steve and Stephen S. Where are you two from?

0:03:48 > 0:03:52- From Newcastle. - And how do you know each other?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54We met when we were 11 at secondary school,

0:03:54 > 0:03:57playing football for the school team, having trials.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01- Unfortunately, he got picked. I didn't. - Who did you get picked for, Stephen?

0:04:01 > 0:04:07It was just a school team. He set up all my goals, I just put them in and took all the glory.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09What would you like to see come up, Steve?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Anything on the Simpsons I would probably be all right with.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- Have you watched every episode, do you reckon?- More or less.

0:04:16 > 0:04:22- Very good. How about you, Stephen? - I think obviously being a football lad, anything Newcastle-related.

0:04:22 > 0:04:27Football in general, sport-wise, I could have a fair punt at.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Best of luck. It's great to have you on the show.

0:04:30 > 0:04:35Finally, we welcome back Julie and Simon. You were also on the show last time, remind us what happened.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39We battled our way through to the head to head then it all went wrong.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42What was it? The last 10 James Bond films.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45There was also landlocked countries of Africa.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Oh, yes. We discovered last time that you work in the RAF

0:04:48 > 0:04:50as a careers adviser.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53What do you do when you're not advising on RAF Careers?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56I play a bit of golf and a bit of poker

0:04:56 > 0:04:59but my claim to fame is I'm an England football international.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- What?- I knew that, you're Ashley Cole, aren't you?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05I didn't want to give it away.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Wow. An England international footballer?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11There's a twist, it's Subbuteo table football.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15There is a twist. Hang on, that's no mean feat.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- It's even better, isn't it? - That's even better.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21We win things, that's the difference.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Steady now.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26Is it just you or do you control all of them?

0:05:26 > 0:05:30That's not Subbuteo. That's table football.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35- You have 11 players...- and you flick them on little wobbly things.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38I remember now. Wow.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41What would you like to see come up, Julie?

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Food and drink, television.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Science and nature, that type of thing.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Best of luck to you. Great to have you back. We'll find out more about you later on.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54There's only one person left for me to introduce.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59He eats information for breakfast, knowledge for lunch and obscurity for supper.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Yum!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- He's my Pointless friend, he's Richard.- Hiya.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon to you, how are you?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Very well. An exciting set of contestants today.

0:06:14 > 0:06:20First time in Pointless history that fully 37.5% of the contestants are called Steve.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24That is our highest-ever Steve to non-Steve ratio in all of our shows.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27We've got questions that should suit a few people.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31We do have a little football question later that should please a few of you

0:06:31 > 0:06:33and a nice science question for Julie as well.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37It should be very close today, I think we've got four good pairs.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Very good. Thanks, Richard.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41We put our questions to 100 people before the show

0:06:41 > 0:06:45but this is Pointless so we are after the obscure answers they didn't get.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48To stay in with a chance to win our jackpot,

0:06:48 > 0:06:50our players need to score as few points as they can.

0:06:50 > 0:06:55What everyone's trying to do is find a pointless answer, an answer none of our 100 people gave.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02Nobody won the jackpot last time so we add another £1,000 to that.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Today's jackpot starts off at £4,500.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08APPLAUSE

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Right, let's play Pointless.

0:07:18 > 0:07:23In the first round, each of you must give me one answer and you can't confer with your partner.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26The team with the highest score at the end of the round is eliminated.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29OK, our first category this afternoon is...

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Jeanette not at all happy with that.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:07:43 > 0:07:49We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many acids as they could.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Acids, Richard.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55As usual when it's a scientific round, the explanation is quite complicated.

0:07:55 > 0:08:00Essentially, all the correct answers in this round will be acids.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06The incorrect answers will not be acids.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Jeanette and Stephen.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11You all drew lots before the show and this afternoon you go first.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15In this round, we'll give you a choice of seven answers, you'll be delighted to hear.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Seven in each pass. Your first set of seven answers looks like this.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40I can tell you that at least one of those answers is pointless

0:08:40 > 0:08:43but be careful because at least one is incorrect.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Pick an incorrect one and you will score the maximum of 100 points.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Jeanette.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Right, this is definitely not my subject.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Have you done science?- No.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56At any stage have you studied science and acids?

0:08:56 > 0:08:59No, I haven't.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03I think I'll go for...

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Lactic.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07OK, you're going to go for lactic acid.

0:09:07 > 0:09:12Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said lactic.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14It's right.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Oh!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Down it goes. 10, Jeanette.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24That's a great score.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Lactic acid scores you 10. Richard.

0:09:28 > 0:09:34Good start, Jeanette. Present in some plants and of course in the blood and muscles of humans.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Good lactic tactic.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39John, acids.

0:09:39 > 0:09:44I'm going to take a gamble and go for formic.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Formic. Is that a right answer and if it is, let see how many people said it.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Formic.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Well done, John, look at that. Formic.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58It is an acid and it's going down possibly a long way.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Very well done indeed, John. Fantastic score.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Fantastic score. Formic acid scores you 4.

0:10:06 > 0:10:11Well played, John. Good answer. Originally found in ants, named after their Latin name.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Ants?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Where they found formic acid first, yes.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17There's not room for very much in ants.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20You really, really have to squeeze them.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Wow. Very good.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Now, two very low scores. Steve, no pressure.

0:10:28 > 0:10:33Well, I can play it safe or go for a risky one.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36There's still a pointless answer on that board, there might be two.

0:10:36 > 0:10:41Who knows, there's certainly one. There is also at least one incorrect answer.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I'll go for a punt and I'll go for tartaric.

0:10:44 > 0:10:49Tartaric acid. Sounds like it'd be really good on fish.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Tartaric acid. Let's see if it's right. Very best of luck.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Is it right and if it is, how many people said it?

0:10:56 > 0:10:59It's right.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Very well done.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Down it goes. Look at that! One!

0:11:05 > 0:11:08APPLAUSE

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Tartaric acid. A punt it was and a brilliant one. It scored you only one.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Richard.- Well done, one of the many Steves.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18It's found in grapes and other fruits.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22They use it in carbonated drinks and jellies, things like that.

0:11:22 > 0:11:27So then, Julie. It goes 10, 4, 1. The sequence demands a pointless answer.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30It certainly does, no pressure.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35The safe one is acetic.

0:11:35 > 0:11:40I'm tempted with hydrochloric but I'm not 100% sure.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43- I'm going to go with acetic. - You're going with acetic.

0:11:43 > 0:11:48Acetic acid. Let's see if it's right and if it is, how many people said acetic. Good luck.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Please.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56It's right, phew!

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Julie, acetic, acid, down it goes. Thirties, twenties...

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Not too bad.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02APPLAUSE

0:12:03 > 0:12:07Not too bad. Acetic acid is right, scores you 26. Richard.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09A surprisingly low score.

0:12:09 > 0:12:14A dilute solution of acetic acid is of course vinegar, what it's most familiar as.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Hydrochloric is obviously an acid. A fairly big scorer as well, it would have scored 49.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Of the other two, one is pointless, one is incorrect.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Very well done at home if you said lysergic.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27That is the L in LSD, lysergic acid.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32Acephalic is Greek for headless.

0:12:32 > 0:12:37So if you said that, you will be wandering around like an acephalic chicken, I suspect.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Acephalic.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Very good. OK, let's take a look at the scores.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47We're halfway through the round. Steve and Steve. Look at that.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50One point, fantastic. Great answer with tartaric.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Then we go up to 4 points with John and Patrick, doing very well.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Then up to 10 points for Jeanette and Stephen.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Then Julie and Simon, you are significantly ahead of the field.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Simon, you have to find a really obscure acid in the next pass

0:13:05 > 0:13:08to make sure you make it through to next round.

0:13:08 > 0:13:14We are going to come back down the line. Will the second place players take their place at the podium.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17OK, we're going to put seven more answers on the board.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21Remember, we're looking for acids and here is your second list.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29I'll read those one more time.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Again, I can tell you at least one of those answers is pointless

0:13:38 > 0:13:40and at least one is incorrect.

0:13:40 > 0:13:45Pick an incorrect one and you will score the maximum of 100 points.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Simon.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Interesting board.

0:13:47 > 0:13:52Yes, your duty here, Simon, is to pick out a very, very low scoring,

0:13:52 > 0:13:54maybe even a pointless answer.

0:13:54 > 0:14:01The one that I'm reasonably safe with and I think might be low as the last one there, ascorbic.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03- OK.- That's what I'm going for.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07You're going for ascorbic. There it is at the bottom, ascorbic acid.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Let's see if it's right and if so, how many said it.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11You are the high scorers.

0:14:11 > 0:14:16There's no red line, you just have to hope it goes down as far as it can. Ascorbic acid.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18It's right.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Look at that, 5. Very well done.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27That takes your total up to 31.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29APPLAUSE

0:14:33 > 0:14:38I think, is ascorbic acid in, in bee stings?

0:14:39 > 0:14:40And, er, no, it's not, is it?

0:14:40 > 0:14:45Forget I said that. Forget, forget I said that.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Ascorbic acid is vitamin C.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50That's right.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52LAUGHTER

0:14:52 > 0:14:54He's good, he is good.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Stephen S.

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Stephen S.

0:14:57 > 0:15:02Remember, we're looking for types of acid. 31 is a high score, that's Simon and Julie behind you.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05You are on one which means that if you can score 29 or less,

0:15:05 > 0:15:07you are through to the next round.

0:15:07 > 0:15:13There's a pointless acid on that board that will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Think what that will feel like.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19It goes all the way down to there with a green Pointless up there.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23The cheers of the entire studio ringing in your ears.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27- There's also a wrong answer on the board.- Yeah, that's true.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30But a Pointless, Stephen!

0:15:30 > 0:15:34IMPERSONATES POINTLESS ANSWER ON BOARD

0:15:34 > 0:15:38You could slide down here on your knees like this.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Going to go for salicylic.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Well done, Stephen. Salicylic.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Please be correct. There is your red line.

0:15:53 > 0:15:58If you're below that red line, you will be swept through in glory to the next round.

0:15:58 > 0:16:03Salicylic, is it a right answer and if it is, how many people said it?

0:16:05 > 0:16:10Yes! Look at that! It's right!

0:16:10 > 0:16:12And you're through to the next round!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Oh!

0:16:14 > 0:16:17It's not quite pointless.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19One person.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23One person said salicylic.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25That's a brilliant answer, Steve.

0:16:25 > 0:16:30It scores you 1 and takes your total up to a total of 2. Richard.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Very well played, Stephen, and a brave decision.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37It's used in the production of aspirin and other pharmaceuticals.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39OK, so Patrick, we come to you.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43The high scorers remain Simon and Julie on 31. You are on 4.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Should you score 26 or less with this answer,

0:16:46 > 0:16:48you're through to the next round.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50We are looking for acids.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54There's still a Pointless on that board. There's a pointless acid there.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57I think I'm going to go for carbonic.

0:16:57 > 0:17:04There it is, top of the board. Things are getting a little bit tense now for Simon and Julie.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Is carbonic right? If it is, how many people said carbonic?

0:17:11 > 0:17:13It's right.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20You're through to the next round, well done.

0:17:22 > 0:17:266 for carbonic takes your total up to 10. Richard.

0:17:26 > 0:17:31Well done, Patrick. Carbonic acid is the hydrated form of carbon dioxide.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Now then, Stephen, Jeanette.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39You're on 10. The high scorers on 31 are Simon and Julie.

0:17:39 > 0:17:45This is a nail-biting end to our first round. You have to score 20 or less with this answer.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49You haven't got many answers left on the board.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Sulphuric and citric are two very well-known acids,

0:17:53 > 0:17:57but I don't think they'll score low enough

0:17:57 > 0:18:00to get us through to the next round.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03I remember a phrase from history

0:18:03 > 0:18:07about a Teutonic period in history

0:18:07 > 0:18:10so that would leave me with oxalic.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13I am with you all the way. There is your red line.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Below that red line, through to the next round. Oxalic, is it right?

0:18:17 > 0:18:20How many people said it? Oxalic acid.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28It's right, Stephen. Very, very well done.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30- Come on. - This can only mean one thing.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Through the red line and it's a pointless answer!

0:18:33 > 0:18:36APPLAUSE

0:18:36 > 0:18:42Very well done. That adds £250 to today's jackpot and takes the total up to £4,750.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47It scores you nothing and leaves your total at 10. Very well done. Richard.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Well played, Stephen. Perfect way to play the game.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Not only do they find it in rhubarb leaves

0:18:52 > 0:18:54- how are you doing that?

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- That's harder than finding it in an ant!- Exactly.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01Secondly, it's mainly used for removing scale from car radiators.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03How are they working that out?

0:19:03 > 0:19:07Let's take a look at the rest of the board and Stephen, your judgment is exactly right.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11Sulphuric would have scored you too many points. It would have been 59.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Citric would also have scored you too many points.

0:19:14 > 0:19:19Teutonic is actually a word for German, but it's applied to all sorts of things.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Not an acid at all so an incorrect answer, very well played.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Thank you very much, Richard.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27But that can only mean that the losing pair with the highest score

0:19:27 > 0:19:30at the end of this round is Julie and Simon.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34- There you go. - Ah! As it happens, there you go.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36This wasn't meant to be at all.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39You were coming back to rise again in triumph.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43I think we should have took our chance last time when we had the opportunity.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Someone has to be the high-scoring team and sorry, it's you.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50It's a real shame to be saying goodbye to you but thank you so much for playing.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53APPLAUSE

0:19:53 > 0:19:56For the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05There's only room for two pairs in the head-to-head

0:20:05 > 0:20:09so one team is leaving us at the end of this round.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Our category for Round Two this afternoon is

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Oh, Jeanette, I'm sorry, you've had acid, you've had football.

0:20:18 > 0:20:19Listen, you survived acid.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23True, I don't know if I'll survive football.

0:20:23 > 0:20:28Let's find out. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Our question for Round Two concerns

0:20:38 > 0:20:43It just get better and better, doesn't it? Football managers and their teams.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Six football managers on each pass.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50We asked 100 people which English Premiership team did they manage as of April 2011.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54The more obscure ones will score you fewer points.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56An incorrect answer scores you 100 points.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58There's 12 managers and 12 teams to guess.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02A couple of them are Scottish if that helps.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04The people, not the teams.

0:21:04 > 0:21:09If we're looking for the teams, Premier League football clubs,

0:21:09 > 0:21:11that were managed by these people and we have got

0:21:32 > 0:21:34OK, there are the six managers.

0:21:34 > 0:21:39We are looking for, the Premier League teams that they manage.

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Now, Jeanette.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43I'll take a guess,

0:21:43 > 0:21:45and it is a guess.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49I think Arsene Wenger,

0:21:49 > 0:21:52I don't know why, but I've got Chelsea in my head.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54I have no idea. It's a guess, Chelsea.

0:21:56 > 0:22:01Arsene Wenger, you're saying Chelsea. Let's see if that's right. Good luck, Jeanette.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Aw! - Bad luck but well-tried, Jeanette.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer which means you score the maximum of 100 points.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15- I'm sorry. - It wasn't my category at all.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17It wasn't a bad guess, Richard.

0:22:17 > 0:22:22Unlucky, I won't give you the correct answer until the end of the round, in case another team wants a go.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Thank you very much.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Now then, John, we come to you.- Yes.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30I know them all actually,

0:22:30 > 0:22:35but I'm going to stick with Ian Holloway and Blackpool.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Ian Holloway, Blackpool.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many of our 100 people knew that answer.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Well done, that's right.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Down it goes. 18.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51APPLAUSE

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Very respectable score there, John.

0:22:55 > 0:22:5818 for Ian Holloway and Blackpool.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Well done, John. Good category for you obviously.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04The ever-controversial manager of Blackpool.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06So then, Stephen.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10We're looking for the Premiership football teams that were managed by these men.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14We have Tony Pulis of Stoke, Arsene Wenger of Arsenal,

0:23:14 > 0:23:19Harry Redknapp at Tottenham, David Moyes of Everton and Mark Hughes at Fulham.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23So I'm much more pleased with this than the previous round.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27I am going to go for Tony Pulis and Stoke.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34It's right.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Very well done indeed, Stephen.

0:23:41 > 0:23:467 points for Tony Pulis and Stoke City.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50Well-played, Stephen. As you said, an easier round than acids,

0:23:50 > 0:23:55although you can also use Tony Pulis to descale your car radiator.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59Let's take a look at the rest of the board. It's not the best answer on the board.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Arsene Wenger, Jeanette, as you heard, he's at Arsenal.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Would have scored you 69 points, a very big score.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13The lowest answer of all, Mark Hughes at Fulham.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16That's as of the start of April 2011.

0:24:16 > 0:24:21We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:24:21 > 0:24:28Stephen and Steve, 7 points. Looking very, very strong.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30John and Patrick likewise at this stage,

0:24:30 > 0:24:34because Jeanette and Stephen W, I'm afraid you are way ahead on 100.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38Stephen, you're going to have to find a really obscure and low answer

0:24:38 > 0:24:41and hope someone else trips up in the next pass.

0:24:41 > 0:24:47We are going to come back down the line, can the second players please take their places at the podium.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50We're going to put six more football managers on the board

0:24:50 > 0:24:51and we have got

0:25:10 > 0:25:14Remember, we're looking for the clubs that these men managed

0:25:14 > 0:25:18and you're trying to find the one that the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:25:18 > 0:25:23Steve, the low scorers on 7. The high scorers are Stephen and Jeanette on 100.

0:25:23 > 0:25:28If you can score 92 or less, you're in the head-to-head.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Again, it's a good subject.

0:25:31 > 0:25:36I'm a little bit disappointed you put Steve Bruce ahead of Alan Pardew though.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40I'll go with Alan Pardew, Newcastle.

0:25:40 > 0:25:45Alan Pardew, Newcastle. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49There's your red line, nice and high. Alan Pardew, Newcastle.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54It's right, you're through to the next round.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Down it goes, look at that. Very well done.

0:26:01 > 0:26:055 for Alan Pardew takes your total up to 12. Richard.

0:26:05 > 0:26:09That fell into your lap. Newcastle manager, took over from Chris Hughton.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13Very controversial at the time but seemed to work out alright? You happy enough?

0:26:13 > 0:26:17Happy with him. Doing the job at the minute so I can't complain.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Very good. Thanks, Richard. Patrick, you're on 18.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23The high scorers are Stephen and Jeanette on 100 still.

0:26:23 > 0:26:27If you can score 81 or less, you are through to the head-to-head.

0:26:27 > 0:26:31My club's up there and unlike Steve,

0:26:31 > 0:26:33complaining about Alan Pardew,

0:26:33 > 0:26:37I think you've got the right man at the top there. Roy Hodgson, West Bromwich Albion.

0:26:37 > 0:26:42West Bromwich Albion, Roy Hodgson, you're saying. Here's your red line.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Oh dear, Stephen W.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49If it comes down past the red line, there's going to be a little ping

0:26:49 > 0:26:53and on that ping, I'm afraid we will be saying goodbye to you.

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Let's see if it's right

0:26:54 > 0:26:58and if it is, how many people said West Bromwich Albion.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03It is right. Oh dear, I'm sorry, Stephen.

0:27:10 > 0:27:14Very well done. Takes your total up to 23, 5 for Roy Hodgson.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16I have to say, Stephen and Jeanette,

0:27:16 > 0:27:21I don't think we've ever seen a team be so unlucky in the question coming up.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24We've got a Newcastle fan and a West Brom fan in a row.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Roy Hodgson was Fulham manager then Liverpool manager,

0:27:27 > 0:27:30they treated him very shabbily, and now West Brom manager.

0:27:30 > 0:27:35Thank you very much, Richard. Stephen W, we come to you.

0:27:35 > 0:27:41I know the ones that are left. Thanks, guys, for leaving me them.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45Fergie is Man United. Carlo Ancelotti, Chelsea.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Roberto Mancini, Man City.

0:27:48 > 0:27:52Steve Bruce would have been my answer of what's left

0:27:52 > 0:27:54and he's the manager of Wigan.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Let's see if it's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Steve Bruce, Wigan.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06Don't feel so bad.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11If you're going to leave,

0:28:11 > 0:28:14best to leave with a towering score like that.

0:28:14 > 0:28:18Unfortunately, that is an incorrect answer which scores you the maximum of 100 points

0:28:18 > 0:28:22and takes your total to 200. Richard will tell us why that's wrong.

0:28:22 > 0:28:27He did used to be the manager of Wigan a while back. He is the manager of Sunderland now.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30Sunderland would have scored you 12 points.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33Just for Steve and Stephen to explain why Steve Bruce scored 12

0:28:33 > 0:28:35and Alan Pardew scored 5,

0:28:35 > 0:28:40the technical reason is Sunderland are just more than twice as good as Newcastle.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43It's what I've got written down in black-and-white here.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46Let's take a look at the rest of them.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Stephen, you've taken us through them all expertly.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01And that's correct as of time of recording.

0:29:01 > 0:29:02Thanks, Richard.

0:29:02 > 0:29:07The high-scoring team at the end of our second round is Jeanette and Stephen.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09It is very unlucky, I'm afraid.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11But that's why we have people back twice,

0:29:11 > 0:29:14you can have bad luck and then come back and it's OK next time.

0:29:14 > 0:29:18Absolutely, you can then storm through to the final

0:29:18 > 0:29:21which is nothing less than what I'm expecting from you.

0:29:21 > 0:29:27Meanwhile, thank you very much for playing. It's been lovely having you on the show.

0:29:27 > 0:29:33For the remaining two pairs, things are going to get even more exciting now as we enter the head-to-head.

0:29:38 > 0:29:43Steve and Stephen, Patrick and John, you're through to the head-to-head.

0:29:43 > 0:29:49Only one pair can make it through to today's final and play for the jackpot which stands at £4,750.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51APPLAUSE

0:29:53 > 0:29:56OK, you're going to go head-to-head on the best of three questions.

0:29:56 > 0:30:02For each question, each pair needs to give me just one answer but you are now allowed to confer.

0:30:02 > 0:30:06Come up with an answer that scores less than the other pair and you will win that question.

0:30:06 > 0:30:13The first pair to get the best of three will be playing for today's jackpot. Let's play Pointless.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19Here is your first question.

0:30:19 > 0:30:23We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many

0:30:29 > 0:30:31A very familiar history list but with a twist.

0:30:31 > 0:30:37Essentially, any of the wives of Henry VIII who died before he did in 1547, please.

0:30:37 > 0:30:39Okay, there you go.

0:30:39 > 0:30:44Steve and Stephen, because you played best throughout the show so far, you get to go first.

0:30:44 > 0:30:49We're looking for wives of Henry VIII who died before he did.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51WHISPERING

0:30:58 > 0:31:02OK, the Steves I think have reached consensus.

0:31:02 > 0:31:10We have a few names but we are unsure as to who died before him,

0:31:10 > 0:31:15outlived him, so we are going to go for Anne of Cleves.

0:31:15 > 0:31:20Anne of Cleves, Steve and Stephen are saying Anne of Cleves.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22Patrick and John.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29- Go for that one. I'm happy. - We'll go for Catherine of Aragon.

0:31:29 > 0:31:34Very good, we have Anne of Cleves and Catherine of Aragon.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37Steve and Stephen went for Anne of Cleves.

0:31:37 > 0:31:40Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said Anne of Cleves.

0:31:43 > 0:31:45Bad luck, Steve and Stephen.

0:31:45 > 0:31:50Incorrect answer. Patrick and John, you've gone for Catherine of Aragon.

0:31:50 > 0:31:54It merely has to be correct and you will win this question. Catherine of Aragon.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56How many people said it, is it right?

0:31:59 > 0:32:03It's right. That's all it needed to be.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05Stopped at 48.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08APPLAUSE

0:32:09 > 0:32:14After the first question, Patrick and John are up one-nil. Richard.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17Yes, a very good question, that. It can be tricky.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19See if you got this, four of them died before him.

0:32:19 > 0:32:23Obviously the two that were beheaded did, but there's a couple more as well.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35Only Anne of Cleves and Catherine Parr died after him.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Anne of Cleves died 10 years after him.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41Thanks, Richard. Here is your second question. Steve and Stephen,

0:32:41 > 0:32:44you have to win this question to stay in the game. Here it comes.

0:32:44 > 0:32:48We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many

0:32:51 > 0:32:54Coen Brothers films, Richard.

0:32:54 > 0:32:58Yeah, we're looking for any feature film for which Joel and/or Ethan Coen received a director's credit.

0:32:58 > 0:33:02We won't accept anything where they just directed part of a film

0:33:02 > 0:33:06but any of the films of either or both of the Coen Brothers, please.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09That's up to the start of April 2011.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:33:11 > 0:33:16We are looking for Coen Brothers films, Patrick and John, you go first.

0:33:16 > 0:33:20- I know quite a few films. - I know none.- I know you know none.

0:33:20 > 0:33:26I'm just going to have to guess with one I think may be obscure.

0:33:26 > 0:33:30- I've got an answer. - OK, John, let's have it.

0:33:30 > 0:33:34I will go with Fargo.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37Fargo. OK.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40Steve and Stephen, you can now confirm out loud.

0:33:40 > 0:33:46I've got no idea. It's entirely up to you.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49- Aye, go for that. - We'll go for Troy.

0:33:49 > 0:33:55OK, you're going to say Troy. So we have Fargo, we have Troy.

0:33:55 > 0:33:59Steve and Stephen, you have to win this point.

0:33:59 > 0:34:04Patrick and John, Fargo. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said Fargo.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07Well done, it's right.

0:34:07 > 0:34:11Keep going, keep going.

0:34:15 > 0:34:1918 for Fargo, very well done.

0:34:19 > 0:34:24Steve and Stephen, you have gone for Troy. This has to be right and it has to go down lower than 18.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27Let's see, Troy, is it right and how many people said it?

0:34:32 > 0:34:35Bad luck, Steve and Stephen. Bad luck indeed.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38I'm afraid that means Patrick and John win that point

0:34:38 > 0:34:42and after two questions are straight through to the final, two-nil. Richard.

0:34:42 > 0:34:49Troy was Wolfgang Peterson but let's take a look at the Coen Brothers films, see what you recognise.

0:34:49 > 0:34:51Their remake of The Ladykillers.

0:34:54 > 0:35:02Intolerable Cruelty, that's George Clooney and Catherine Zeta-Jones.

0:35:05 > 0:35:14Their wonderful remake of True Grit with Jeff Bridges would have scored 8.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16Burn After Reading, again with George Clooney.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19The Big Lebowski, set in the world of 10 pin bowling.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22O Brother, Where Art Thou? Another Clooney film.

0:35:22 > 0:35:26Their Oscar-winner, No Country for Old Men.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Thank you very much, Richard.

0:35:29 > 0:35:33So the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head, I'm afraid, is Steve and Stephen.

0:35:33 > 0:35:38- Did you know any of those other Coen Brothers films?- True Grit.

0:35:38 > 0:35:41And No Country For Old Men. Should have got that.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing, fantastic films.

0:35:44 > 0:35:48Steve and Stephen, I'm afraid today was not your chance to reach the final

0:35:48 > 0:35:51but maybe next time you will storm it all the way through.

0:35:51 > 0:35:55We look forward to that very much. Thank you for playing.

0:35:57 > 0:36:03For Patrick and John it's now time for our Pointless final and the chance to win our jackpot of £4,750.

0:36:09 > 0:36:10Congratulations.

0:36:10 > 0:36:14You've seen off the competition and won our Pointless trophy. Well done.

0:36:20 > 0:36:23You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:36:23 > 0:36:28and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at £4,750.

0:36:28 > 0:36:30APPLAUSE

0:36:32 > 0:36:36The rules are simple. To win the money, you have to find a pointless answer -

0:36:36 > 0:36:38an answer none of our 100 people could think of.

0:36:38 > 0:36:40We've had one pointless answer today.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43You only have to find one now and you will go home with that money.

0:36:43 > 0:36:49First, you have to choose a category and you can choose from these three options.

0:36:53 > 0:36:58- We know, don't we?- Cartoons. - Yes, definitely got to be cartoons.

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Is that a process of elimination?

0:37:00 > 0:37:03We've eliminated the other two.

0:37:03 > 0:37:08OK. Let's find out what that question is. Very best of luck, guys.

0:37:08 > 0:37:11We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name

0:37:11 > 0:37:15as many Wacky Races characters as they could. Richard.

0:37:15 > 0:37:20Yeah, we're looking for the names of any of the human competitors

0:37:20 > 0:37:22in the animated TV series, Wacky Races.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24When characters competed as a team,

0:37:24 > 0:37:28we're looking for the team name, not the names of any individuals.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Any of the human characters in Wacky Races.

0:37:30 > 0:37:34OK. You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:37:34 > 0:37:37and all you need to win that £4,750 is for just one

0:37:37 > 0:37:40of those answers to be pointless.

0:37:40 > 0:37:43Your 60 seconds start now.

0:37:43 > 0:37:44Penelope Pitstop,

0:37:46 > 0:37:49Dick Dastardly, Muttley,

0:37:49 > 0:37:51Peter Perfect.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56Peter Perfect's human, I know that for a fact.

0:37:56 > 0:38:03- Muttley ain't. - Well, yeah. Let me think. Let me think.

0:38:03 > 0:38:07There was the Munsters thing with the bats round it. The Ant Hill Mob.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Any more? Quick, quick, quick.

0:38:13 > 0:38:16Peter Perfect's a good one.

0:38:16 > 0:38:23- Ant Hill Mob and Penelope Pitstop but that'll not be... - That can be the first one.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Captain Caveman.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30- That's it.- Do you want any longer? - I think...

0:38:30 > 0:38:33- I'll confuse myself if I go any longer.- Stop the clock there.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38We were looking for the human characters in Wacky Races.

0:38:38 > 0:38:43- I now need three answers from you. - Captain Caveman,

0:38:43 > 0:38:47- Peter Perfect, Ant Hill Mob. - Ant Hill Mob, very good.

0:38:47 > 0:38:51Of those three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:51 > 0:38:53- Captain Caveman.- We'll put him last.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56Which is your least likely?

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Probably Peter Perfect.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01So Peter Perfect, Ant Hill Mob, Captain Caveman.

0:39:01 > 0:39:05Let's put them up on the board in that order and here they are.

0:39:10 > 0:39:15There they are. OK, we were looking for human characters from Wacky Races.

0:39:15 > 0:39:19You said this was the least likely answer to be pointless.

0:39:19 > 0:39:23You only have to find one Pointless to win that £4,750 jackpot

0:39:23 > 0:39:27so let's see how many people said Peter Perfect.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Well done, it's right.

0:39:30 > 0:39:34That's the first thing it had to be, the second thing it has to be is pointless.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36This has to go all the way down to zero.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39If it does, you leave here with £4,750.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42Down it goes. Oh! Look at that!

0:39:42 > 0:39:44APPLAUSE

0:39:47 > 0:39:48Wow.

0:39:50 > 0:39:54- It quite literally doesn't get closer than that.- No.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57Unfortunately, it's not a pointless answer.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00We're looking for human characters from Wacky Races.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02You have two more chances to win £4,750.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04What would you do with £4,750?

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Well, I would....

0:40:09 > 0:40:11Obviously, we'd split it.

0:40:12 > 0:40:17- I would take my daughter on a Disney cruise.- Best of luck.

0:40:17 > 0:40:21- And then I'd blow the rest. - How about you, Patrick?

0:40:21 > 0:40:24I'll get my car fixed. My windows have packed up,

0:40:24 > 0:40:27I've got two pieces of wood holding them in.

0:40:27 > 0:40:31- So, hopefully.- I hope one of these two answers is pointless.

0:40:31 > 0:40:36OK, your next answer - the Ant Hill Mob.

0:40:37 > 0:40:39You scored 1 with your first answer.

0:40:39 > 0:40:42That was the one you had the least faith in.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45It's got to be looking good for the Ant Hill Mob.

0:40:45 > 0:40:49Let's see if it's right and if it is, how many people said the Ant Hill Mob.

0:40:51 > 0:40:54It's right. Again, that's the first thing it had to be.

0:40:54 > 0:40:59The second thing it has to be is pointless, down it goes.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02Into the 20s, the teens. If this goes down to zero, you can...

0:41:02 > 0:41:03Oh no!

0:41:03 > 0:41:05APPLAUSE

0:41:09 > 0:41:12So, seven people knew about The Ant Hill Mob.

0:41:12 > 0:41:16You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19Everything is now riding on Captain Caveman.

0:41:19 > 0:41:20Let's have it.

0:41:21 > 0:41:24Let's have it. Captain Caveman.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26Please, can he be pointless? Please.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29We're looking for human characters from Wacky Races.

0:41:29 > 0:41:33You said this was the answer you were most confident in.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35Yes, I think he was in Wacky Races.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37- OK. It- has- to be pointless.

0:41:37 > 0:41:42- Has- to be pointless for you to win that jackpot. £4,750.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45Is it right? Captain Caveman? And if it is, how many people said it?

0:41:45 > 0:41:47Very best of luck. Captain Caveman.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52Oh no!

0:41:53 > 0:41:54Oh no!

0:41:58 > 0:42:00Sorry, mate.

0:42:00 > 0:42:04Unfortunately, that is a wrong answer. And I'm afraid

0:42:04 > 0:42:07you didn't find that all-important pointless answer.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09So I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £4,750,

0:42:09 > 0:42:12which rolls over on to the next show.

0:42:12 > 0:42:14But you have been just brilliant contestants,

0:42:14 > 0:42:17and you do of course get to take home our Pointless trophy.

0:42:17 > 0:42:18APPLAUSE

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Yeah, a very, very simple mistake to make.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29There were two cavemen in Wacky Races. The Slag Brothers...

0:42:29 > 0:42:33...were cavemen. Which is also the name of our nightclub act!

0:42:36 > 0:42:37So yes, that's tough.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40Let's take a look at the pointless answers, though.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42There will be some you recognise, I suspect.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44There's Lazy Luke, there's Private Meekley

0:42:44 > 0:42:47and Private Pinkley, who were in The Army Surplus Wagon.

0:42:47 > 0:42:49Professor Pat Pending was a pointless answer.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51Rufus Ruffcut, Sergeant Blast.

0:42:53 > 0:42:57The General and The Red Max, who was in The Crimson Haybaler.

0:42:57 > 0:43:01Very well done if you got any of those pointless answers at home.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03- Did you recognise any of those?- No.

0:43:03 > 0:43:07Phew! Oh, dear! Well, unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you.

0:43:07 > 0:43:09But it's been brilliant having you on the show.

0:43:09 > 0:43:13Thank you both so much for playing. Brilliant contestants, you've done very well.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15APPLAUSE

0:43:15 > 0:43:17So nobody's won our jackpot today.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19Which means it rolls over on to the next show,

0:43:19 > 0:43:22when we will be playing for £5,750.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27Join us then to see if someone can win it.

0:43:27 > 0:43:29- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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