Episode 20

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0:00:16 > 0:00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:27Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:27 > 0:00:29the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.

0:00:31 > 0:00:35APPLAUSE

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Now, welcome, Neil and Andrew.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40You are our first pair on the show today.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44- How do you two know each other? - Andrew and I are work colleagues.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47We work as paramedics in the Blackpool and Fylde area.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49And we've known each other for about seven years.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53So, Neil, what's going to be a good area for you?

0:00:53 > 0:00:57- I'm kind of big on sport. Anything football, really.- Who do you follow?

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Especially Bolton Wanderers. That's been my team from being a child

0:01:00 > 0:01:03when my grandad used to take me. I've followed them ever since.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04Andrew, what about you?

0:01:04 > 0:01:10My specialist subjects, I suppose, would be music from 1979 to the mid '80s.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Oh, just the golden period! - It was, it was.- Favourite band?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Human League, Heaven 17, any of the Sheffield bands.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Welcome to the show, Neil and Andrew, great to have you.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22And welcome back, Maggie and Lucy. You were on the show last time.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Everyone gets two shots at reaching the Pointless final.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28This is your final chance. Remind us how you know each other.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- We're mother and daughter. - Mother and daughter.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34And in fact a lot of our family teams tend to do very well.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38You were no exception - you went straight through to the head-to-head.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- But then! What happened there? - Gary Lineker.- Gary Lineker happened.

0:01:41 > 0:01:46- Gary Lineker let you down. - He did.- As he so often will.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47LAUGHTER

0:01:47 > 0:01:50That was last time. This time, Maggie, what will be brilliant for you?

0:01:50 > 0:01:55- Literature, again, would be really good.- OK. Literature. - Yeah, literature.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Do you have any other little niche interests, hobbies?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00I do sing in a choir called Rock Choir,

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- which is a very big national choir. - Very good.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Lucy, what would like to see come up? Literature, you said last time.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Film would be quite interesting, could be hit and miss, though.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Food, although we've already had a food question.- Food.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14- Do you cook?- No.

0:02:14 > 0:02:19But I enjoy a good food television programme, put it that way.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Very good. Lovely to have you back. Very best of luck.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25And next we welcome Valerie and David.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- How do you two know each other? - Valerie's my sister.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Big sister.- Yeah, she's my older sister, I should say, yeah.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34And I'm going to take a complete punt on this -

0:02:34 > 0:02:36are you from Northern Ireland?

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- We certainly are, yes.- Yes, very good. Valerie, what do you do?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42At the minute, I'm a part-time library assistant,

0:02:42 > 0:02:45but up until last year I was a teacher, a drama teacher.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- I was head of drama in a school. - Well, there we are.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53So, your interests, I'm going to guess - drama, dramatists, reading, librarian.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54David, how about you?

0:02:54 > 0:02:58I work for Cats Protection animal charity,

0:02:58 > 0:03:01and I also DJ part-time.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04What categories would you like to see come up?

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Well, I like James Brown, so it's a bit of a narrow subject,

0:03:08 > 0:03:10but that would be good.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- OK.- And so, soul music's pretty good.- OK. Funk music.

0:03:13 > 0:03:18- Funk music.- Good.- And a bit of rock and roll, rockabilly's always good, as well.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Excellent.- And cats.- Very good. Lovely to have you here, Valerie and David,

0:03:22 > 0:03:26very best of luck to the pair of you. And, lastly, we welcome back Matt and Vicki

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- who were also here last time. Remind us how you know each other. - We are a couple.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34- You are a couple. In life as well as on this show.- Correct.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36And, Matt, what happened last time?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39We come unstuck on American presidents.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41That was a tough round, wasn't it?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Vicki, today, what's going to happen?

0:03:43 > 0:03:47- What's going to be brilliant for you?- We're going to get TV.- Yup.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Films.- Yup.- Cookery.- Oh! Yup.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Those three would be great. - Those three.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56And Matt, anything else you want to add to that?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Bit of football wouldn't go amiss. - Bit of football?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02OK. What do you do in your spare time, Matt?

0:04:02 > 0:04:07This goes back to the football thing. I set up a football team in the South Devon Football League.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Now, Matt, sorry, this is amazing.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12- You are taking part in the Olympic torch relay, aren't you?- I am.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16Because of setting up the football team in the community.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19The company I work for is one of the major sponsors of the Olympics,

0:04:19 > 0:04:23so they put me forward as an ambassador to run 300 metres

0:04:23 > 0:04:26in the Olympic torch relay.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28That's an enormous honour. Well done, you!

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Listen, it's lovely to have you back, Matt and Vicki.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I have high hopes for you, today. Very best of luck to you.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36We'll find out more about all of you throughout the show.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38There's one person left for me to introduce.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41If Wikipedia could talk, this is how it would sound.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43It's my Pointless friend, Richard.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Hiya.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47APPLAUSE

0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Afternoon.- Good afternoon to you.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- What a line-up of heroes we have today.- I know.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56It's amazing the jobs, no offence to the ladies here,

0:04:56 > 0:04:59but the jobs that the men do here are extraordinary.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Neil and Andrew, both paramedics. - Mm-hm.

0:05:02 > 0:05:08David looks after rescued cats, protects cats. Heroes, one and all.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Yeah.- We've got Maggie and Lucy back, who did very well.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Unlucky to get knocked out, so they should do very well.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17But Matt and Vicki I think were slightly unlucky in the last one,

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- so I think we might see a bit more of them, today.- Let's hope.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23But everyone here does better things for a living than you and I.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24LAUGHTER

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Anyway, well, thanks very much, Richard.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show,

0:05:30 > 0:05:33but we are looking for the obscure answers that they didn't get.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35To stay in the game and have a chance of winning,

0:05:35 > 0:05:39all our players need to do is score as few points as they can.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42What everyone's trying to do is to find a pointless answer,

0:05:42 > 0:05:44that's an answer none of our 100 people gave.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48Every time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that,

0:05:51 > 0:05:55so today's jackpot starts off at £2,000.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Right. Let's play Pointless.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12OK, in this first round, each of you must give me one answer,

0:06:12 > 0:06:13and you cannot confer.

0:06:13 > 0:06:18Whichever pair has the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22If anyone gives me an incorrect answer, they will score the maximum of 100 points,

0:06:22 > 0:06:24so do try and avoid those if you can.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Our first category this afternoon is...

0:06:28 > 0:06:31You all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34And whoever's going fist, please step up to the podium.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40OK, let's find out what our question is.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Morgan Freeman Films as they could.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Morgan Freeman Films. Richard.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Any feature film made for general cinema release

0:06:50 > 0:06:53for which Morgan Freeman received an acting credit

0:06:53 > 0:06:54up to the beginning of 2012.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57As always, no TV films, no short films or documentaries,

0:06:57 > 0:06:59but voice performances do count.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Very best of luck.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05OK, thanks. Neil and Andrew, you all drew lots before the show,

0:07:05 > 0:07:08and, today, you go first.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10So, then, Andrew.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13What is the most obscure film with Morgan Freeman in it that...

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Trying to think of ANY films with Morgan Freeman in.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20I'm going to have to play safe on this one. The Shawshank Redemption.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21- Safe?- Safe.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25The Shawshank Redemption, says Andrew.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said it.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31The Shawshank Redemption.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32It's right.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Down it goes. 44.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39APPLAUSE

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Not bad at all. 44. The Shawshank Redemption.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Correct answer, perfectly safe start. I love the Shawshank Redemption.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Isn't it a wonderful film? From 1994.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Called all sorts of things. In Spain they call it Life Imprisonment.

0:07:51 > 0:07:56- Called The Escape in the Netherlands. - Don't give it away!- It does slightly give away the ending.- Thanks, Dutch!

0:07:56 > 0:08:00OK, now then. Lucy, we come to you. Morgan Freeman films.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03I cannot think of a single film with Morgan Freeman in.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06I know, I said film, in the beginning,

0:08:06 > 0:08:08would be a good category, but this isn't my question.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- So...- OK.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15This is a complete guess, I'm going to go Madagascar.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Madagascar. Could be right.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Let's see, is it right? And if it is, how many people said Madagascar?

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Bad luck, Lucy, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

0:08:26 > 0:08:29which means you score the maximum of 100 points.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32David, what's the most obscure Morgan Freeman film you can think of?

0:08:32 > 0:08:36I was dreading my mind going blank, and it has.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39I know he was in one, I'm pretty sure it's called Invictus.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Invictus. OK. Invictus, says David.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Let's see if Invictus is a correct answer,

0:08:45 > 0:08:48and if it is, how many people said Invictus. Good luck, David.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50You're right.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Down it goes, look at that! Brilliant. 3 people.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00APPLAUSE

0:09:00 > 0:09:053 people said Invictus. That's a great score. Richard.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Great start, David. From 2009.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08He received his fifth Oscar nomination

0:09:08 > 0:09:10for his role as Nelson Mandela.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- Matt.- Yes.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17What is the most obscure Morgan Freeman film you can think of?

0:09:17 > 0:09:19I've got three in my mind, actually.

0:09:19 > 0:09:24I'm going to take a bit of a risk and go for Along Came A Spider.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Along Came A Spider.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Vicki was shaking her head when you said you were taking a risk.

0:09:30 > 0:09:35She's now shaking her head again, with her eyes closed. OK.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Along Came A Spider is what Matt is saying.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Is it right? And if it is, how many people said Along Came A Spider?

0:09:41 > 0:09:42It's right.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47Oh, this could be a brilliant answer, Matt.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Down it goes. 7.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Very well done.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- APPLAUSE - Well done.- That's a great score.

0:09:54 > 0:09:557 for Along Came A Spider.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59Good answer, Matt. I'm surprised that scored more than Invictus, actually.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03It's a film adaptation of one of James Patterson's Alex Cross novels.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07OK, thanks, Richard. We're halfway through the round, so let's take a quick look at our scores.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Two lovely low scores, there.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13David and Valerie on 3 and Matt and Vicki on 7, absolutely fantastic.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Then we come up quite substantially to 44,

0:10:15 > 0:10:18where we find Andrew and Neil, then up, I'm afraid, a long way,

0:10:18 > 0:10:21to 100, where we find Lucy and Maggie.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23So, Maggie. We are absolutely needing

0:10:23 > 0:10:26an obscure Morgan Freeman film from you

0:10:26 > 0:10:29if we are to see you beyond Round One. Best of luck.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32OK, can the second players please take their places at the podium.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39OK, we are looking for Morgan Freeman films.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Now, Vicki.- Yes. - How good is this for you?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Not so terrible, I can think of two.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46This is good.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47And I was hoping and praying

0:10:47 > 0:10:50that nobody else said them, and they haven't, so...

0:10:50 > 0:10:53The high scorers are Maggie and Lucy on 100,

0:10:53 > 0:10:55thanks to Matt's brilliant answer,

0:10:55 > 0:10:58you're on 7, which means a score of 92 or less...

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- OK.- 92 or less will see you through to the next round.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Right. Well, like I say, I can think of two.- Mm-hmm.

0:11:04 > 0:11:09I'm going to go for the one that he has the smaller part in,

0:11:09 > 0:11:12and I'm going to go Bruce Almighty.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Bruce Almighty, you are saying.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17There's your red line, nice and high.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20If Bruce Almighty gets you below that line, you are safely through.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Is it right? How many people said it?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25It's right, and you're through.

0:11:29 > 0:11:3119. Very well done, indeed.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Takes your total up to 26.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36APPLAUSE

0:11:36 > 0:11:40- Bruce Almighty.- If that's the film he played the smaller part in, I'd like to see the other,

0:11:40 > 0:11:43cos he plays God in that film. LAUGHTER

0:11:43 > 0:11:44With Jim Carrey, from 2003.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Thank you very much, Richard. Now then, Valerie.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Cracking score from David of 3.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52High score of 100 from Maggie and Lucy

0:11:52 > 0:11:58means a score of 96 or less in this pass will see you straight through to the next round.

0:11:58 > 0:12:03Well, before I got on this show, films were a foreign country.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06But I've done a wee bit of research, wee bit of revision,

0:12:06 > 0:12:09being a teacher,

0:12:09 > 0:12:12and it's between two.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14So I'll give you the one that my husband said,

0:12:14 > 0:12:16and if it's wrong, he's dead.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18LAUGHTER

0:12:18 > 0:12:19So I'll say Glory.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Glory. David's nodding and saying, "Nice."

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Let's hope it's right. Here's your line. It's nice and high.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29If you get below that red line, you are definitely through to the next round.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Glory. Is it right? How many people said it?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Absolutely right, and you are through.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41It's going a long way down. Look at that! 2.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Valerie. The best score of the round so far

0:12:44 > 0:12:46takes your total up to 5.

0:12:46 > 0:12:50- Richard.- Well played, Valerie's husband, very good answer. - Thank you, Liam.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54Just tell us a little about Glory, what you like about it.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- It's when it's set. I know I've seen it, now that he told me about it. - I've seen it.- OK.

0:12:58 > 0:13:03It's in the American Civil War, with Matthew Broderick and Denzel Washington,

0:13:03 > 0:13:05- amongst others.- Fantastic film. - Very good answer.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Thank you very much. Now, Maggie. We want Morgan Freeman films.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13You have to give the most obscure answer you possibly can,

0:13:13 > 0:13:15it has to score as low as you can,

0:13:15 > 0:13:17and you have to hope that Neil hasn't any ideas

0:13:17 > 0:13:19about any Morgan Freeman films.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Do you know what? I know nothing about Morgan Freeman whatsoever.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25I'm dragging this from the back of my memory,

0:13:25 > 0:13:27and I don't know whether he was in it.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30But there was a film called Driving Miss Daisy.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34I don't even know whether he was in it, but that's my answer.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Driving Miss Daisy. There's no red line because you are the high scorers.

0:13:37 > 0:13:42Let's see if it's right, and how many people said Driving Miss Daisy.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43It's right.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Very well done, 18.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52APPLAUSE

0:13:52 > 0:13:5718, Maggie, for Driving Miss Daisy, takes your total up to 118.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59The game's not over yet. Richard.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03Given yourself a chance. Received his second Best Actor Oscar nomination,

0:14:03 > 0:14:06and Jessica Tandy, who plays Miss Daisy, won her Oscar at over 80 years of age.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10Now then, Neil, this is where it all happens.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Maggie and Lucy are on 118. You are on 44,

0:14:13 > 0:14:17which means a score of 73 or less will see you through.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20How good's your Morgan Freeman back catalogue?

0:14:20 > 0:14:24- Not great.- You can talk us through all the options, if you like.- OK.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28I did have one in mind at the start, and it's not gone.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31I remember him being in one to do with the ocean,

0:14:31 > 0:14:33I'm not sure if it's Deep Blue Sea,

0:14:33 > 0:14:35but I've never seen it, and it would be a guess.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38I'll go with the one I'm pretty sure is right.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41One of the greatest films ever.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Se7en.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Se7en.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45There's your red line.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47If Se7en's right, and it goes below that red line,

0:14:47 > 0:14:50you are through to the next round.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Let's see. Is it right, and how many people said Se7en?

0:14:54 > 0:14:59It is right, well done, Neil, and you are through to the next round.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Down it goes.

0:15:01 > 0:15:0215.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04APPLAUSE

0:15:06 > 0:15:1015 takes your total up to 59, a great answer. Se7en, Richard.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14Surprisingly low score for Se7ven. Alongside Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Let's take a look at the pointless answers, though.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19The ones that nobody of our 100 said.

0:15:19 > 0:15:2110 Items Or Less was a pointless answer.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Chain Reaction with Keanu Reeves,

0:15:23 > 0:15:25the Ben Affleck film, Gone Baby Gone,

0:15:25 > 0:15:28which is a very good film. Very bleak. That was a pointless answer.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30High Crimes, Moll Flanders,

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Nurse Betty, the Renee Zellweger film, that was pointless.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Outbreak, with Dustin Hoffman.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37He was in the movie of The Bonfire Of The Vanities,

0:15:37 > 0:15:40that was a pointless answer, and War Of The Worlds.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43All of those pointless. Well done if you got any of those.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47Here's a real thing. If you had to find a Morgan Freeman film

0:15:47 > 0:15:50in which he didn't play a sort of wise, folksy man.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Sort of, slightly play it as the part of God.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Cos he kind of plays God in every film.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59- Moll Flanders would be the film. - That's the one?- Cos he plays Moll Flanders in that.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01LAUGHTER

0:16:01 > 0:16:06- How does he play her? - He plays her as a young, white girl.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08LAUGHTER

0:16:08 > 0:16:12With sort of wise, folksy overtones.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16That's where he got his fourth Best Actor Oscar nomination.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Phenomenal performance. - Thanks very much, Richard.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22At the end of our first round, the losing pair with the highest score,

0:16:22 > 0:16:24it's Maggie and Lucy.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25AUDIENCE: Aww.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29Dear, oh, dear. This wasn't according to the script at all.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30No, it wasn't.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34Straight through to the head-to-head last time. Wonderful low scoring.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Did you know any of those answers on the board?- No.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39War Of The Worlds, yeah.

0:16:39 > 0:16:44I'm so sorry, we have to say goodbye. But it's been lovely having you. Thank you so much for playing.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46APPLAUSE

0:16:46 > 0:16:50But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Obviously there's only room for two pairs in the head-to-head,

0:16:57 > 0:17:00so one of the teams will leave us at the end of this round.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Try and make sure it's not you.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Our category for Round Two is...

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:17:15 > 0:17:20OK, our Round Two question concerns Explorers And Aviators. Richard.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24On each pass, we're going to give you clues to the names of six people

0:17:24 > 0:17:28who were pioneers or explorers in aviation or space travel.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30If you give us an obscure answer,

0:17:30 > 0:17:33one that few of our 100 people knew, you'll score few points.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36If you give us an incorrect answer, that'll be 100 points.

0:17:36 > 0:17:3812 clues in all for you to solve at home.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40OK, thank you, so we are looking for the names

0:17:40 > 0:17:44of these aviators or explorers, and we have got -

0:17:58 > 0:18:01There we are. I'll read those all one more time.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14So, there we are.

0:18:14 > 0:18:19There are your clues to our six aviators or explorers. Neil.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21I'm struggling apart from the obvious one,

0:18:21 > 0:18:25so I'm going to have to say, first man to walk on the moon, Neil Armstrong.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28First man to walk on the moon, Neil Armstrong, you are saying.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Let's see if it's right,

0:18:30 > 0:18:33and let's see how many of our 100 people knew that answer.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36It's right.

0:18:36 > 0:18:3767.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- APPLAUSE - Could be a lot worse.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44It could be a lot worse, and you might well have taken

0:18:44 > 0:18:47the only answer off the board that other people knew. Let's see.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49- Richard.- Surprisingly low score.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Everyone knows his first words on the moon.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Do you know Buzz Aldrin's first words on the moon?- No.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59His first words were "Beautiful, beautiful, magnificent desolation."

0:18:59 > 0:19:02- It's rather nice, isn't it? - Yeah, it is nice.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Right, now, David. You were the low scorers in the first round.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09Can you keep it up in this round, I wonder? Are you confident?

0:19:09 > 0:19:12No. Is the short answer.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15I'm a bit worried I've got the wrong pole, here.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- But I'm going to go Roald Amundsen. - For?- First to reach...

0:19:18 > 0:19:20First to reach the South Pole.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24- Yeah.- OK. First name?- Roald.- Roald?

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Norwegian.- Norwegian.- Yeah.

0:19:27 > 0:19:32Let's see if that's right. If it is, let's see how many people knew. Amundsen, says David.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36It's right! It's right.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38And down it goes, still going down.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Still going down. 9!

0:19:40 > 0:19:44- APPLAUSE - Very, very well done, David.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45A lovely low score.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49OK, Well, David, I see a pattern emerging here, I think. Vicki.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53- We come to you. You're the last person to have this board, so feel free to talk us through it.- Ha!

0:19:53 > 0:19:58Ha-ha-ha! If I thought Morgan Freeman was terrible,

0:19:58 > 0:20:00this is just a disaster.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04I'm going to take a guess at commanded the Endeavour.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Sir Francis Drake.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Commanded the endeavour, 1768.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15Francis Drake, you're saying. Let's see if that's right

0:20:15 > 0:20:18and if it is let's see how many people knew that answer.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Who commanded the endeavour? Was it Francis Drake?

0:20:20 > 0:20:24No. Bad luck, Vicky.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

0:20:26 > 0:20:29which means you score the maximum of 100 points. Richard.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32It's actually a correct answer, but to the wrong question.

0:20:32 > 0:20:38Do you know, that was the only sailsman I knew and I thought...

0:20:38 > 0:20:40He's not a SALESman, I don't think.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43LAUGHTER

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Sailor, is that it? Captain?

0:20:45 > 0:20:49He was the first Englishman to sail around the world, Sir Francis Drake,

0:20:49 > 0:20:53- and that would have scored you 7 points.- I knew it!

0:20:53 > 0:20:55The commander of the Endeavour was Captain James Cook.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Would've scored you 16.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59The first person to fly solo across the English Channel

0:20:59 > 0:21:01was Louis Bleriot, 9.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05And the first woman in space, Valentina Tereshkova,

0:21:05 > 0:21:07would've scored 6 points. A few knew it.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Well done if you went all the way through that board.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Thank you. We are halfway through the round.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14Let's take a look at those scores.

0:21:14 > 0:21:19David and Valerie, once again emerging as the low scorers on 9.

0:21:19 > 0:21:24Then we go up quite substantially to 67, where we find Neil and Andrew

0:21:24 > 0:21:26but still looking pretty secure there

0:21:26 > 0:21:30in the face of Vicky and Matt's high score of 100.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Matt, what we require from you, you'll have pick of the board,

0:21:33 > 0:21:36but we need a lovely, low-scoring answer from you

0:21:36 > 0:21:39and maybe that'll see you through to the head-to-head.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43We'll come back down the line. Can the second players take their places at the podium.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49OK, we're going to put six more clues on the board and here we are.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50We have got...

0:22:08 > 0:22:10I'll read those all one more time...

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Now remember, we are looking for the aviators or explorers

0:22:30 > 0:22:33that are described by these clues and obviously Matt,

0:22:33 > 0:22:36you are trying to find one the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:22:36 > 0:22:41- Is this better for you, this board? - Not at all. No, no.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Although I've got the pick,

0:22:43 > 0:22:46I'm going to have to go for brothers achieving the first powered flight,

0:22:46 > 0:22:48I think it was the Wright brothers.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52OK, the Wright brothers. You are the high scorers, so there's no red line.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55You just have to hope this goes down as far as possible.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Is that right and if it is, how many people said it?

0:22:59 > 0:23:00It's right.

0:23:03 > 0:23:0573. 73, Matt.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07- It's too high.- It's too high.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09That takes your total up to 173,

0:23:09 > 0:23:12which, I'm afraid, is so far in front

0:23:12 > 0:23:15that even if Andrew and Neil score 100 points,

0:23:15 > 0:23:18they still won't overtake you, I'm sorry to say. Richard.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21It's too high. That's what the Wrights said as well.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Ah!- He was only up there for 12 seconds

0:23:24 > 0:23:29and then Wilbur had a go later in the day for about a minute.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33Now then, Valerie, you are through to the next round, whatever happens.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35But let's see, for fun,

0:23:35 > 0:23:39if you can keep up this low-scoring thing that you and David are doing.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42I think I know three, but I might be wrong.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46So I'll say first solo flight across the Atlantic.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49I just hope I don't let you down with this one.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51And I'll say Lindbergh.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55Lindbergh, you are saying, first solo flight across the Atlantic.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57You are through to the next round whatever happens.

0:23:57 > 0:24:02But is that right and if it is, how may people said Lindbergh?

0:24:02 > 0:24:06- Well done, Valerie, it's right. - Phew!

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Very well done. Down it goes.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Still going down. 9, very well done.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13APPLAUSE

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Takes your total up to 18.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Another low score there.

0:24:17 > 0:24:23- 1927, flew from the USA to Paris in 33.5 hours.- There we go.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26So then, Andrew, we come to you, you're on 67.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30If you score 100 points, you're still through. Take us through the board.

0:24:30 > 0:24:35- Fill in all the blanks and submit your favourite answer.- Right, OK.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Elizabeth I, that's going to be Drake or Raleigh.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41First European to cross the Pacific Ocean, not a clue.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45First woman to fly alone across the Atlantic must be Amy Johnson.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49North and South America named after him, Magallan, Magellan?

0:24:49 > 0:24:53One of those Spanish kind of European explorers, perhaps.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55I'm going to go, though, with Amy Johnson,

0:24:55 > 0:24:58first woman to fly alone across the Atlantic.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02Amy Johnson, Is that right and if it is, how many people said it?

0:25:02 > 0:25:05No red line for you, you're through come what may.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Oh. Unfortunately, that is an incorrect answer,

0:25:12 > 0:25:13which means you score 100 points.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17But it doesn't matter, you're through anyway. 167 is your total.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Amy Johnson first solo flight from the UK to Australia.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23The first woman across the Atlantic was Amelia Earhart.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Let's look at the rest of the answers.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Right about Magellan, but wrong question.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Magellan crossed the Pacific Ocean.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32That would have scored you 4 points.

0:25:32 > 0:25:33Virginia, you were right.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Sir Walter Raleigh would have scored you 14.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39North and South America named after Amerigo Vespucci.

0:25:39 > 0:25:428 points. Magellan the best answer on that board.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44So very well done if you said that.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Thanks very much, Richard. So at the end of Round Two,

0:25:47 > 0:25:50the losing pair with the highest score, it's Matt and Vicki.

0:25:50 > 0:25:55Oh. Oh, dear. Our two returning pairs have gone

0:25:55 > 0:25:56in Rounds One and Two.

0:25:56 > 0:26:01It was Round Two that did for you last time, it is Round Two that once again has seen you off.

0:26:01 > 0:26:06- Yeah. Presidents and aviation and explorers.- Salesmen.

0:26:06 > 0:26:12Dear, oh dear. Exactly. I'm afraid, absolutely, the salesman. Yeah.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Francis Drake, though. I mean...

0:26:14 > 0:26:19Honestly, I was between those two for him.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22Well, Matt and Vick, it has been lovely having you on the show,

0:26:22 > 0:26:26but this is where we say goodbye. Thanks for being great contestants.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28APPLAUSE

0:26:28 > 0:26:33But for the remaining two pairs, things are about to hot up even more, as we enter the head-to-head.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Congratulations Valerie and David, Neil and Andrew.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45You are now only one round away from the final

0:26:45 > 0:26:49and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at £2,000.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55Now, obviously only one pair can play for that money. And to decide which pair it will be,

0:26:55 > 0:26:59you are now going to go head-to-head on the best of three questions.

0:26:59 > 0:27:03So the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:03 > 0:27:08And of course, you are now allowed to confer. Let's play head-to-head.

0:27:13 > 0:27:18OK, here comes your first question. And it concerns...

0:27:21 > 0:27:26Yes, a picture question first, as always. We'll show you five pictures which relate to specific words

0:27:26 > 0:27:30in the NATO phonetic alphabet. Which is the most obscure of these?

0:27:30 > 0:27:34Thanks very much, Richard. Let's reveal our five images now

0:27:34 > 0:27:37that represent words in the NATO phonetic alphabet.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39And here they are. We have...

0:27:54 > 0:27:55There they are.

0:27:55 > 0:28:02Five images that represent letters in the NATO phonetic alphabet.

0:28:02 > 0:28:06Now, Valerie and David, you've played best throughout the show so far, so you get to go first.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13OK.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16We are going to play safe here and go for whiskey. C.

0:28:16 > 0:28:20You are going to say C, whiskey.

0:28:20 > 0:28:21OK.

0:28:21 > 0:28:26Neil and Andrew, you can talk us through the rest of those pictures.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28Then submit your favourite.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30- Hotel.- OK.

0:28:30 > 0:28:34- India, Victor.- I'm not sure of A.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37It's a flag of a country, isn't it? So it might be Quebec.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40- That is a risky one, isn't it? - What about hotel, then?

0:28:40 > 0:28:43No, I think hotel is more obvious than whiskey.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45I'd say Victor, go for Victor.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48I think a lot of people will know that's Victor Meldrew.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50But then, that is whiskey as well.

0:28:50 > 0:28:54Shall we take a risk on the country? Quebec? That's got to be Quebec.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57- It has to be Quebec. - That's the country, isn't it?

0:28:57 > 0:29:01- Unless it's F for flag, which we didn't know about!- OK.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04For A, we will say Quebec.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06A, Quebec.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08So we have C, whiskey.

0:29:08 > 0:29:10And A, Quebec.

0:29:10 > 0:29:14Valerie and David have gone C, whiskey. Let's see if that is right

0:29:14 > 0:29:18and if it is, let's see how many people said it. C, whiskey.

0:29:18 > 0:29:19It's right.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21No.

0:29:21 > 0:29:2675. And then we go A, Quebec.

0:29:26 > 0:29:29- This is a complete guess. - We are taking a punt on this.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Because that could be Lima's flag as well!

0:29:33 > 0:29:36Anyhow, what you have said is Quebec. A, Quebec.

0:29:36 > 0:29:39Let's see if it's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:29:39 > 0:29:4175 is what you have to beat.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43It's paid off!

0:29:43 > 0:29:45And you have won that question.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50Down it goes, look at that. 5!

0:29:52 > 0:29:55Very, very well done, Neil and Andrew.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Absolutely faultless reasoning.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00After one question, you are up 1-0.

0:30:00 > 0:30:03- Richard?- Yeah, very impressive. You are paramedics,

0:30:03 > 0:30:05so I guess you know all the NATO phonetic alphabet.

0:30:05 > 0:30:10But Quebec the only place that would have a flag, that is the flag of the province of Quebec.

0:30:10 > 0:30:135 points. Actually, you didn't need to take the risk.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Every other answer would have won the points.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18Whiskey is the highest answer.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20B is hotel. That's a Monopoly hotel.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23That would've scored you 36 points.

0:30:23 > 0:30:24D is India.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27Would've scored you 27.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29And E, of course, Victor Meldrew.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31And that would've scored you 52.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33Well done if you got all five of them.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36OK, thanks, Richard. Here comes your second question.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38Valerie and David, remember,

0:30:38 > 0:30:41you have to win this question to stay in the game.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44Our second question this afternoon concerns...

0:30:46 > 0:30:50Songs From Grease, Richard.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52We're about to list five songs from Grease,

0:30:52 > 0:30:54but we're only giving you the initials.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Can you tell us the name the song from those initials?

0:30:56 > 0:30:58And which is the most obscure?

0:30:58 > 0:31:01OK, thanks very much, Richard. Here it comes.

0:31:01 > 0:31:04Let's reveal our five songs from Grease. And they are...

0:31:12 > 0:31:14I will read them one more time.

0:31:22 > 0:31:25There we go. Neil and Andrew, you go first this time.

0:31:28 > 0:31:34We are going to go with BSD for Beauty School Dropout.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37Beauty School Dropout.

0:31:37 > 0:31:40OK, Beauty School Dropout. Now then, Valerie and David,

0:31:40 > 0:31:44bearing in mind you have to win this one to stay in the game,

0:31:44 > 0:31:48let's hear you talk us through the board.

0:31:48 > 0:31:51- Beauty School Dropout was the one we were going to look for.- Yeah, right!

0:31:51 > 0:31:56I know we're rock'n'roll, but Grease isn't really rock'n'roll.

0:31:56 > 0:32:00So, I don't know the first one, I don't know the last one, so it's either

0:32:00 > 0:32:03- You're The One That I Want... - Which I think is too well known.

0:32:03 > 0:32:08Or, Hopelessly Devoted To You. Which... It's got to be that one.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11So you are going to go for Hopelessly Devoted To You.

0:32:11 > 0:32:13Beauty School Dropout from Neil and Andrew,

0:32:13 > 0:32:16and Hopelessly Devoted To You from Valerie and David.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18If Neil and Andrew win this question,

0:32:18 > 0:32:20they are straight through to the final.

0:32:20 > 0:32:25Neil and Andrew, Beauty School Dropout, is it right for BSD and if it is,

0:32:25 > 0:32:27how many people said it?

0:32:27 > 0:32:28It's right!

0:32:31 > 0:32:32Ooh, down it goes.

0:32:32 > 0:32:3420.

0:32:38 > 0:32:4020 for Beauty School Dropout.

0:32:40 > 0:32:42Now, Valerie and David.

0:32:42 > 0:32:47- What do you think?- No.- It is higher than I was expecting for BSD.

0:32:47 > 0:32:51Still, you have gone for HDTY. Hopelessly Devoted To You.

0:32:51 > 0:32:57Let's see if it is right, and if it is, let's see if it can go down lower than 20.

0:32:58 > 0:32:59Yep, it is right.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04Still going down.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06Ooh! Look at that!

0:33:06 > 0:33:0723!

0:33:08 > 0:33:13Very, very close indeed. It means that Neil and Andrew have won it.

0:33:13 > 0:33:16So after only two questions, they are through to the final, 2-0. Richard.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19A couple of answer would have won the points, actually.

0:33:19 > 0:33:24Hopelessly Devoted To You, written by ex-Shadow John Farrar as was You're The One That I Want.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27But that would have scored you a fairly hefty 69 points.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30The ones that would have won it for you are the top and bottom.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33- The top is Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee.- Sandra Dee.- Yep.

0:33:33 > 0:33:36And that would have scored you 11 points.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39The one at the bottom is It's Raining On Prom Night.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42Which would have scored you 5 points. Best answer on the board.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44Well done if you got all five.

0:33:44 > 0:33:49So the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head, Valerie and David.

0:33:49 > 0:33:52- Wow.- Great. - Extraordinary, your run of luck,

0:33:52 > 0:33:55which has been phenomenal up till now, every round,

0:33:55 > 0:33:57you have been the lowest scorers.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59Amazing. Amazing pointless knowledge.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02Well, I know now what the NATO phonetic alphabet is.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05Yes, that was tough, wasn't it?

0:34:05 > 0:34:10- I mean, once you had clicked, you knew of course what that was?- Yeah.

0:34:10 > 0:34:11- No.- Oh, really?

0:34:13 > 0:34:16Well, we were beaten by a better pair.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18- Yes.- Good luck to them. - Well, graciously said.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21And we look forward to seeing you again, Valerie and David.

0:34:21 > 0:34:25When I have every confidence we will see you come this far, if not further.

0:34:25 > 0:34:30- Thanks very much for playing, Valerie and David. Great contestants.- Thank you. Thank you.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33But for Neil and Andrew, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:34:37 > 0:34:41Well, congratulations, Neil and Andrew. You have seen off

0:34:41 > 0:34:44all the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53You have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:34:53 > 0:34:57And at the end of today, the jackpot stands at £2,000.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Well, you've done incredibly well.

0:35:03 > 0:35:07Valerie and David, they came storming through all the rounds,

0:35:07 > 0:35:10favourites in the head-to-head, you saw them off.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13- It was the Quebec thing, wasn't it? - Quebec...

0:35:13 > 0:35:16- I'd never seen the Quebec flag before in my life.- No!

0:35:16 > 0:35:18- But you've got to take a chance. - Yeah.

0:35:18 > 0:35:22No, you did exactly the right thing, exactly the right thing,

0:35:22 > 0:35:24and, yeah, no, that boldness paid off.

0:35:24 > 0:35:28Well, here you are in the final, and the rules are very, very simple.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31To win, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33We haven't had any on the show today.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36You only have to find one, and you go home with that £2,000.

0:35:36 > 0:35:40First, though, you've got to choose a category from these five options.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42They are...

0:35:49 > 0:35:52- Country music.- No.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54- Prime ministers? - You'd be strong on that.

0:35:54 > 0:35:58But I don't know enough of the ones going back into the deepest...

0:35:58 > 0:36:02OK. Classical music's a no for me.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05- Children's books... - Not really.- Not really.

0:36:05 > 0:36:08That kind of leaves us with one, doesn't it?

0:36:08 > 0:36:09- Scottish footballers!- OK.

0:36:09 > 0:36:13- Scottish footballers it is. - By a process of elimination.

0:36:13 > 0:36:15Best of luck. Let's find out what our question is.

0:36:15 > 0:36:19We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Scottish footballers

0:36:19 > 0:36:24on the SFA's International Roll of Honour as they could.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27- Richard.- Yeah, looking for any players at the start of 2012

0:36:27 > 0:36:30to be on the Scottish FA's International Roll of Honour.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33That's for any Scottish footballer with 50 caps or more,

0:36:33 > 0:36:36- including at under-21 level. - OK, thanks very much.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39You have up to one minute to come up with three answers,

0:36:39 > 0:36:42and all you need to win that £2,000 jackpot

0:36:42 > 0:36:45is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:36:45 > 0:36:48Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

0:36:48 > 0:36:49Your time starts now.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53All right, obvious ones, Kenny Dalglish, Archie Gemmill...

0:36:53 > 0:36:56All right, let's go back a bit, Billy Bremner.

0:36:56 > 0:36:57- Right.- Gordon Strachan.

0:36:57 > 0:37:01I'm thinking ex-Leeds United players who played for Scotland.

0:37:01 > 0:37:03- Graeme Souness.- Peter Lorimer. - Right.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05Erm...

0:37:05 > 0:37:08I've got a really quite obscure one, I think, from about the '70s,

0:37:08 > 0:37:12and I'm assuming he got more than 50 caps, Danny McGrain.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Ooh, good answer.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17- Shall we have Danny McGrain? - Danny McGrain.

0:37:17 > 0:37:20We need to try and... think of over 50 caps

0:37:20 > 0:37:22- that nobody else really would think of.- Yeah.

0:37:22 > 0:37:25Kenny Dalglish and Archie Gemmill are quite obvious.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Yeah, but what about Billy Bremner?

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Leeds have got quite a big following.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31It's better than the others.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33What about people like Paul Reaney?

0:37:33 > 0:37:37- I don't know him.- He used to play in defence, he was reliable,

0:37:37 > 0:37:40- but I don't know if he got 50 caps for Scotland.- 10 seconds left.

0:37:40 > 0:37:45- Right, so...Billy Bremner... - Paul Reaney.- Paul...

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Billy Bremner, Peter Lorimer.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49- Yeah.- And...your chappie. - Danny McGrain.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52- Whoever he was.- OK, your time is up.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54We were looking for Scottish footballers

0:37:54 > 0:37:57on the SFA International Roll of Honour.

0:37:57 > 0:38:01- I now need your three answers. - We're going with Billy Bremner.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04- Billy Bremner. - Peter Lorimer.- Peter Lorimer.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06We're taking a bit of a long shot,

0:38:06 > 0:38:08I don't know if the name's 100% right

0:38:08 > 0:38:10but we're going to go with Danny McGrain.

0:38:10 > 0:38:14- He sounds Scottish.- Danny McGrain. - Yeah.- Now then, of those three,

0:38:14 > 0:38:17which do you reckon's your best punt at a pointless answer?

0:38:17 > 0:38:19- That one? Danny McGrain. - We'll put him last.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22Which is your least likely?

0:38:22 > 0:38:24- Billy Bremner, probably. - Billy Bremner.

0:38:24 > 0:38:27So Billy Bremner, Peter Lorimer, Danny McGrain.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30OK, let's put them up on the board in that order,

0:38:30 > 0:38:34and here they are - Billy Bremner, Peter Lorimer and Danny McGrain.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36There they are.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39OK, looking for Scottish footballers on the SFA Roll of Honour.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41Billy Bremner was your first

0:38:41 > 0:38:43and least confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46Remember, you only have to find one pointless answer

0:38:46 > 0:38:48to win that jackpot of £2,000,

0:38:48 > 0:38:50so let's see, is Billy Bremner right,

0:38:50 > 0:38:53and if he is, how many of 100 people said Billy Bremner?

0:38:53 > 0:38:55This for £2,000.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58It's right!

0:38:58 > 0:39:01It's right, now that's the first thing it had to be,

0:39:01 > 0:39:04the second thing it has to be is pointless.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06If this goes down to 0, you leave here with £2,000.

0:39:06 > 0:39:09Still going down, 6, 5!

0:39:09 > 0:39:115 for Billy Bremner!

0:39:14 > 0:39:17Unfortunately, not a pointless answer,

0:39:17 > 0:39:19but I'll tell you what, that looks good for you next answers,

0:39:19 > 0:39:23- if only 5 people got Billy Bremner.- Yeah.- Mmm.

0:39:23 > 0:39:27- Fingers crossed.- I'm not convinced now about Peter Lorimer, though.

0:39:27 > 0:39:31You have two more chances to win. What would you do with two grand?

0:39:31 > 0:39:34Give it to my dependent financial adviser, my wife.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36LAUGHTER

0:39:36 > 0:39:40- Neil?- I would like to kit out my young children's bedroom,

0:39:40 > 0:39:44- make it all nice.- Very good indeed.

0:39:44 > 0:39:48- OK, right, now then, now you've got to win the jackpot.- Mmm, yeah.

0:39:48 > 0:39:51Looking for Scottish footballers on the SFA Roll of Honour.

0:39:51 > 0:39:55Let's hope nobody said your next answer, Peter Lorimer.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57This has to be correct and it has to be pointless.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00Let's see if Peter Lorimer is right, and how many people said it.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02Good luck.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06Oh, no! Bad luck.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Bad luck, an incorrect answer, as it turns out,

0:40:09 > 0:40:12so you only have one chance to win today's jackpot.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15There it is, all hanging on Danny McGrain.

0:40:15 > 0:40:16Scottish footballers on...

0:40:16 > 0:40:20I never thought I'd have two grand hanging on Danny McGrain.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22LAUGHTER

0:40:22 > 0:40:26- I might have even made him up! - That's not even funny.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30Is he sounding good? You still think he sounds...

0:40:30 > 0:40:33It's a name that I've really not heard for a long time,

0:40:33 > 0:40:36but thinking back, there's something there.

0:40:36 > 0:40:38Your third answer, Danny McGrain,

0:40:38 > 0:40:40your most confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:40:40 > 0:40:43To win, it has to be right, and it has to be pointless.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46If it's both of those things, you leave here with £2,000.

0:40:46 > 0:40:49Danny McGrain, your last shot, is it right,

0:40:49 > 0:40:53and if so, how many people said Danny McGrain?

0:40:53 > 0:40:54Best of luck.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57It's right! It's right.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00So your first answer, Billy Bremner, went down to 5,

0:41:00 > 0:41:02Peter Lorimer turned out to be incorrect.

0:41:02 > 0:41:04Danny McGrain, you found it from somewhere.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07Into single figures, if this goes down to...

0:41:07 > 0:41:09Oh, no!

0:41:09 > 0:41:12GROANS AND APPLAUSE

0:41:14 > 0:41:17Oh...dear, oh dear!

0:41:18 > 0:41:21I thought that was going all the way down.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23You're not on your own.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26You didn't manage to find a pointless answer,

0:41:26 > 0:41:29so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,000,

0:41:29 > 0:41:31which will roll over onto the next show,

0:41:31 > 0:41:33but you have been fantastic.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36You do get our Pointless trophy, so very well done.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:41:42 > 0:41:45Here's the painful bit. Richard.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48Very well played throughout. Danny McGrain,

0:41:48 > 0:41:52a no-nonsense central defender from Celtic from the '70s,

0:41:52 > 0:41:55and a big name in Scotland, so people will know him.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57I'm going to show you the pointless answers,

0:41:57 > 0:42:01and I absolutely guarantee you you're going to know all the names.

0:42:01 > 0:42:03Let's take a look -

0:42:03 > 0:42:05Alan Rough, perhaps the most famous Scottish goalie.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Christian Dailly, Rangers, West Ham.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10Colin Hendry, the World Cup captain,

0:42:10 > 0:42:13played for Blackburn when they won the Premiership.

0:42:13 > 0:42:16Darren Fletcher, Man U midfielder, captain at the age of 20.

0:42:16 > 0:42:19John Collins, he played for many teams, most importantly Fulham.

0:42:19 > 0:42:22Kevin Gallacher, also won the Premiership with Blackburn,

0:42:22 > 0:42:25and two guys who spent most of their career in Scotland,

0:42:25 > 0:42:29Maurice Malpas of Dundee United and Roy Aitken, a Celtic stalwart.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Very well done if you got any of those at home.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35We do have to say goodbye to you, Neil and Andrew.

0:42:35 > 0:42:39It's been brilliant, thank you both for coming along and playing.

0:42:39 > 0:42:40APPLAUSE

0:42:40 > 0:42:44Neil and Andrew didn't win our jackpot, so it rolls over,

0:42:44 > 0:42:48which means on the next show we will be playing for £3,000.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50APPLAUSE

0:42:50 > 0:42:53Join us then to see if someone can win it.

0:42:53 > 0:42:57- It's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.

0:42:57 > 0:42:59APPLAUSE

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