Episode 44

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0:00:20 > 0:00:23APPLAUSE

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Thank you. I'm Alexander Armstrong. Welcome to Pointless,

0:00:26 > 0:00:29the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34APPLAUSE

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Welcome, Tristan and Fi. You are our first pair on the show today.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42How do you two know each other, Tristan?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44We're boyfriend and girlfriend. That's how.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Took a little while to think about it! Fi, where are you from?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- I'm from Edinburgh. - What do you do in Edinburgh?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52I'm a finance officer at a hotel in the city centre.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Very good, indeed. And how about you, Tristan?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58I'm a sales manager at a kilt-making firm in Glasgow.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Oh, that's just wonderful!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Pretty typical Scotsman.- Yeah!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Exactly. So you'll be great on tartans.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07If tartan comes up, yeah, I'd be quite hopeful of doing well.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- It never has yet, but... - Fingers crossed.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11So what exactly do you do?

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Sell kilts, rent kilts, generally,

0:01:14 > 0:01:16for people getting married,

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Scottish people wanting to dress up,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- visitors... - A lot of tourists, I should think,

0:01:21 > 0:01:23who want to take a kilt back home - to America.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- There is that. - And do you have to say,

0:01:26 > 0:01:29"Yes, of course I'll find a tartan for you"?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31I did measure David Hasselhoff about three months ago

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- for a kilt.- Did he go for the Hasselhoff hunting tartan?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37He got what fitted on him, which wasn't a lot. He's a big guy.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Excellent. Fi, what would you like to see come up?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43TV, films, bit of music, maybe some food and drink.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Of course, you're in the hospitality industry.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Food and drink would be food and drink to you.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Great to have you here, Tristan and Fi. Welcome to Pointless.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Next we welcome back Arthur and Katie. You were on last time.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Everyone gets two chances to reach the Pointless final.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00This is your last chance.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Arthur, remind us how you two know each other.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03She's my daughter.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Lovely girl, as well. - Katie, what happened last time?

0:02:06 > 0:02:10I think we just got a bit unlucky with the final question.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13You made it all the way to the head-to-head. You did very well.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Yeah, thanks to my dad, the vat of knowledge,

0:02:16 > 0:02:18because I didn't know much.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Arthur, what would be great for you today?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Geography, music and musicals,

0:02:24 > 0:02:25food and drink, obviously.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28And Katie, anything you'd not like to see?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30As I discovered, geography isn't my best subject.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Well, we've done geography.- Yes.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- We have to hope that doesn't come back.- Erm,

0:02:35 > 0:02:37popular culture would be good for me,

0:02:37 > 0:02:39politics would be bad for me.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Very good indeed. Welcome back, Arthur and Katie.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Let's hope we see you to the head-to-head at least.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Welcome back next, Jamie and Terry.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51You were also on the show last time. You didn't have such a good time.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53- No, no, we didn't. - It was Round One for you.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Unfortunately, yep.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Dear, oh dear. Bond actors.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Yep.- We had no wrong answers.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Yeah, it wasn't too shameful,

0:03:01 > 0:03:03but yeah, first round, not ideal.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Anyway, that was last time.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Today will be different. We'll see more of you today, Terry.- Hopefully.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12What'll see you through to the head-to-head and maybe beyond?

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Possibly biology, literature, maybe.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Biology, of course. We discovered last time what your job used to be.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18- Yes.- Remind us.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21I used to spread poo on jelly.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24There we go. Just for fun!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26What was the official name of that?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28A medical laboratory scientist.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Very good. Jamie, what would you like to see come up?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33I'd really like to see pop music come up today.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Pop music. What's your era?

0:03:35 > 0:03:36The '80s, definitely.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40It's great to have you back, Jamie and Terry. Very best of luck today.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Finally, we have Oliver and Zack. Welcome to Pointless.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- How do you know each other? - We met at university.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48We go to university together in Nottingham.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Oliver, what are you studying?

0:03:50 > 0:03:54- I'm doing Finance Accounting and Management.- And how about you, Zack?

0:03:54 > 0:03:55International Relations.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Very good.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Now, International Relations, surely - world geography,

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- that's going to fall right into your hands, isn't it?- I'm hoping so.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05You can sweep up the politics

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- other people don't like. - I don't want to jinx it.- OK!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Zack, what do you like to do when you're not studying?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Football is a big hobby of mine, following it. Big Arsenal fan.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Right you are.- Yep.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Best of luck to you both, Oliver and Zack. Great to have you here.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22We'll find out more about you all as the show goes on.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24There's only one person left for me to introduce.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27If obscurity were a tabloid newspaper,

0:04:27 > 0:04:29he would be the banner headline.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33- It's my pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34- There we are.- Hello.

0:04:38 > 0:04:43You'd be the racy banner headline with an exclamation mark after it.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Lovely, that'll do me.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Got two returning pairs who had very different shows last time.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Arthur and Katie nearly went all the way,

0:04:49 > 0:04:52knocked out on the final question in the head-to-head.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Pairs like that usually do very well next time,

0:04:55 > 0:04:57so fingers crossed they will.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59but Jamie and Terry, we didn't see the best of.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02They were unfortunate. Both got correct answers

0:05:02 > 0:05:05but both got knocked out in our James Bond round.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Last time, on the show, in that Bond question,

0:05:08 > 0:05:12you said that you were expecting quite a lot of hundreds.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15A lot of incorrect answers.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17And actually, as it happened, there weren't any

0:05:17 > 0:05:20and we'd been talking in the introduction to Jamie,

0:05:20 > 0:05:23who said he made oak leaf wine.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25You did say...

0:05:25 > 0:05:29I said if anyone didn't get 100 I would drink some oak leaf wine,

0:05:29 > 0:05:31- is what I said. - I think you said you'd, erm...

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Oh, man...

0:05:32 > 0:05:35We have here, look at that.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39But there you go... Allow me, allow me, sir.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41You're very kind.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Is it really oak leaf wine? - Look at that. There we are.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45LAUGHTER

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Is that to Sir's liking? - Not really, not really.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50You've got to pay your bets, haven't you?

0:05:50 > 0:05:51- There you go.- That's...

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Whoa!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- That's fine by me.- Look at that.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Mm...- What is this, is this a 2012?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- That's just past.- Oh, you can...

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I tell you what, you can smell the oak leaves

0:06:02 > 0:06:05and there's a slightly chemical, toilety aroma.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06LAUGHTER

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- OK.- There we are.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10OK, there we go. I can smell that from here.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- That is, er...- Ah...

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Oh, that is bad.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Oh!

0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Have a sip before you put it back.- I might...

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Let me just have one more sip to see if I was right.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- What are you making of that? - It's delicious.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Mmm, that is, oh...

0:06:31 > 0:06:34If it's a refreshing lift you're after, that's the tops.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37I tell you what... Quite why they're still making

0:06:37 > 0:06:40wine with grapes when you could be making it with oak leaves...

0:06:40 > 0:06:44I do not know, that is quite something.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Isn't it? That is amazing. That's, erm...

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Mmm...

0:06:47 > 0:06:48I'm going...

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Well, there we are, a little treat there.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Well, good, thank you...

0:06:54 > 0:06:55You've honoured your debt.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I am never, ever going to...

0:06:57 > 0:07:00I say I'll never make a prediction again

0:07:00 > 0:07:03because that was genuinely unpleasant.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04LAUGHTER

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I think someone'll get 100 in the first round today.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08OK, fair enough. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11All our questions on Pointless were put to 100 people before the show

0:07:11 > 0:07:14but we are looking for the obscure answers they didn't get.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18To stay in the game, and have a chance of winning our jackpot, our players need to

0:07:18 > 0:07:19score as few points as possible.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22What everyone's trying to do is to find a pointless answer,

0:07:22 > 0:07:24an answer that none of our 100 gave.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Each time that happens we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Shaun and Angus won the jackpot last time

0:07:29 > 0:07:32so today's jackpot starts at £1,000. If everyone's ready...

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Let's play Pointless.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42In this round, each of you must give me one answer

0:07:42 > 0:07:44and you cannot confer with your partner.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49Whichever pair has the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51If you give me an incorrect answer you will score 100 points.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Try and avoid those if you can. OK, our first category today is...

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Astronomy.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Can you all decide who's going first and who's going second.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11OK, so our first round question today concerns...

0:08:11 > 0:08:16Star Constellations With Animal Names. Richard...

0:08:16 > 0:08:19On each pass we'll show you the name of seven star constellations.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23We need you to tell us what animal name features in there. English names, please.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Give us an obscure answer, you'll score fewer points,

0:08:25 > 0:08:27give us a wrong answer, as always, that's 100 points.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31There's going to be 14 in all to get at home, 14 animals to guess.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35OK, thank you very much, Richard. Now then, Tristan and Fi,

0:08:35 > 0:08:39you all drew lots before the show and today you are going first.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42We are looking for the animal names that are featured in the English translations

0:08:42 > 0:08:45of these constellations, and we have got:

0:08:57 > 0:08:59OK, I'll just read that board one more time.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Here it comes...

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Now then, Tristan.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Ha, ha... I think I'm going with the bottom one.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17I'm going to go with the logic that that's linked to Pisces,

0:09:17 > 0:09:19- the fish, so I'll say, fish.- Fish.

0:09:19 > 0:09:24Fish, says Tristan. That sounds reasonable for Piscis Austrinus.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people knew that.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31It's right, well done.

0:09:31 > 0:09:3370!

0:09:33 > 0:09:34APPLAUSE

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Something tells me that may not be the highest score in this round.

0:09:41 > 0:09:4270 for Piscis Austrinus.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Yeah, it beats 100, doesn't it? It's the southern fish,

0:09:45 > 0:09:50looking like a fish lying on its back, sipping from Aquarius's urn.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Wow! That really is too much information.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Thank you very much!

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Arthur?- I think I know two or three but I'm going to play it safe

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- and go with Ursa Minor which is a bear.- Ursa Minor, the bear.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Ursa Minor, the bear, says Arthur. Let's see if that's right

0:10:07 > 0:10:10and, if it is, how many people knew that, Ursa Minor the bear.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Absolutely right.

0:10:17 > 0:10:1826!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20APPLAUSE

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Lovely score there, Arthur.

0:10:22 > 0:10:2526 for bear.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Yeah, well played, Arthur, surrounds the northern celestial pole.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Of course, Polaris, which is our current pole star.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Remember we are looking for the animals that feature in the English names

0:10:35 > 0:10:37of these constellations. Jamie?

0:10:38 > 0:10:41The two answers I was going to give are gone,

0:10:41 > 0:10:43so I'm going to have to take some kind of a guess

0:10:43 > 0:10:48and I'm going to go for Canis Major and say that that's a dog.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Canis Major, dog... Canis Major, dog, says Jamie.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said Canis Major was a dog.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58It's right!

0:11:01 > 0:11:0246!

0:11:02 > 0:11:04APPLAUSE

0:11:06 > 0:11:0846 for dog.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Well done, Jamie, it contains Sirius the Dog Star

0:11:10 > 0:11:12which is the brightest star in our night sky.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- Indeed...- Canis, like canine, like canary, in fact,

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Canary Islands comes from dog, as well.

0:11:18 > 0:11:23Ah, thank you very much, Richard. Now, Zack, you're the last person to have this board.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27Well I did Latin A-level so I should be quite good at this.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30I think I know three of the last four.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32I think Delphinus is dolphin.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Camelopardalis is camel.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38But the one I'm going to go for is Lepus, wolf.

0:11:38 > 0:11:43Lepus, wolf you are saying. Lepus, wolf...

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- What did you get in your A-level? - I got an A

0:11:46 > 0:11:50but I'm hoping my teachers aren't watching if I get it wrong.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54If I get it right, maybe I can thank them.

0:11:54 > 0:11:59OK, let's find out is it thanks or blame that are due them.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Let's see, Lepus, wolf, says Zack.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05GROANING

0:12:05 > 0:12:10Oh, bad luck. Unfortunately, an incorrect answer which means you score 100 points, I'm sorry to say.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Richard...- I hope your A-level Latin teachers are not watching.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17It's actually the hare, and scored one point. It would have been an excellent answer.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Perhaps you should have gone for Camelopardalis. What were you saying for that?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Camel.- Yeah, it's giraffe.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24That would have scored you...

0:12:24 > 0:12:26LAUGHTER

0:12:26 > 0:12:30That would have scored you four, well done if you got that at home. That's quite good, isn't it?

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Delphinus?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36I don't want to say it now. I said, dolphin.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37It's the right answer!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39CHEERING

0:12:39 > 0:12:41It's the right answer and scored 32.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43APPLAUSE

0:12:43 > 0:12:46And Corvus is crow,

0:12:46 > 0:12:49which would have scored you six points.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Lepus, hare, that's the best answer. Very well done if you got all seven.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57Thanks, Richard, let's look at the scores because we're half way through the round.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59The best score of that pass

0:12:59 > 0:13:02was Arthur, lovely low score of 26.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Then we travel up to 46 where we find Jamie and Terry.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Then up to 70 where we find Tristan and Fi.

0:13:08 > 0:13:14Then up to 100 where we find Latin scholar Zack and Oliver.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Yes, Oliver, though, you are the high scorer so we're relying on you to get a low score

0:13:18 > 0:13:19to keep you in the game.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Can the second players take their places at the podium.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31We're putting seven more constellations on the board and here they are. We have got...

0:13:40 > 0:13:42I'll read those all one more time.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52Remember we are looking for the animals that feature in the English names of these constellations

0:13:52 > 0:13:56and, as always, you're trying to find the one the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00- Now then, Oliver, you're the highest scorers.- Yeah.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04You're not that far ahead, so a low score might keep you in the game.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I'm going to go for Scorpius and scorpion.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11I'm hopefully playing it safe, I don't know the answer.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15- OK, Scorpius, scorpion. - I don't know. - Scorpius, scorpion, says Oliver.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Let's see if it's right and, if it is, how many people said it.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21There's no red line because you are the high scorers.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Yep! It's right.

0:14:24 > 0:14:2558.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26APPLAUSE

0:14:27 > 0:14:31Not a bad score. It takes your total to 158.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- Richard?- A pretty big score but you have kept yourself in the round.

0:14:34 > 0:14:40It's in the Southern Hemisphere, one of the more extraordinary constellations of all, Scorpion.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44Er, Terry... The high scorers are Oliver and Zack on 158.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48They're out of your reach. Even if you score 100 points you are still in the game.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51I know two for certain and one I think I know.

0:14:51 > 0:14:58Seeing as we're still in the game, no matter what, I'm going to go for Equuleus and say, "horse."

0:14:58 > 0:15:02You are going to say for Equuleus, you are going to say, horse.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06That's the spirit. No red line for you for all the best reasons because you are in the game,

0:15:06 > 0:15:10whatever happens. Let's see if Equuleus is horse, and if it is, how many people said it.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13It's right!

0:15:17 > 0:15:1929, not bad at all, Terry.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20APPLAUSE

0:15:20 > 0:15:22It takes the total up to 75.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Richard.- Well played, Terry, the little horse,

0:15:27 > 0:15:28the second smallest constellation.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32- It's a hard round, isn't it? - It is, very hard.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36- Learning all sorts of things. It's essentially Latin animal names, isn't it?- Basically, yes.

0:15:36 > 0:15:41So, remember, we are looking for the animals that feature in the English names

0:15:41 > 0:15:43of these constellations.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Katie, the high scorers on 158 are Oliver and Zack. You're on 26.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Even if you score 100 points, you're still through to the next round.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53You won't overtake their high score. How's that board looking for you?

0:15:53 > 0:15:57Not brilliant, I am going to take a totally wild guess.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59I'm going to say, Dorado, donkey?

0:15:59 > 0:16:03Dorado, donkey, says Katie. Let's see if that's right.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06If it is, let's see how many people said, Dorado, donkey.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Nope! I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13It scores you 100 points and takes your total up to 126

0:16:13 > 0:16:15but it doesn't matter at all, you're through anyway.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Now then, Fi, how are you feeling about this category?

0:16:19 > 0:16:20- Oh, not the best.- OK.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24Let me just tell you, 158 is the high score.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Oliver and Zack, 88 points ahead of you,

0:16:26 > 0:16:30which means a score of 87 will be enough to see you through into the next round.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35I can guess a couple of them but I might try and play it safe

0:16:35 > 0:16:37with Leo Minor and guess with lion.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39OK, Leo Minor, you are saying, lion.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43As I said, 87 is your target score.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46That's what it looks like on the board, that red line.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Let's see if Leo Minor can get you below that red line.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Leo Minor, is it right, lion, and how many people said it?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57It's right and you are through. Very well done, 77.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59APPLAUSE

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Did everything you had to do and takes your total up to 147.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Richard...

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Yes, the lesser lion, used to be part of Ursa Major.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12Erm, now I have to say in Zack's defence

0:17:12 > 0:17:17that he was only one letter out when he said Lepus was wolf because, of course, Lupus is wolf.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19If you'd have seen it that's what you would have gone for.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22It'd would have scored you 34.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Tucana, is what it sounds like, it's the toucan.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27That would have scored you ten points.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Aquila, is the eagle and scored five.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Dorado is a pointless answer.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Very well done, anybody at home, who said "swordfish".

0:17:35 > 0:17:38It's a swordfish. Very, very good answer.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Anyone who went through both those boards, that's very impressive going.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Yeah.- That's a very tough start to the show.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Thanks, Richard. At the end of the first round,

0:17:46 > 0:17:50the losing pair with the highest score, it's Oliver and Zack.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Oh dear, that Latin A-level, Zack!

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- A waste of time!- Yeah.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58It's been great having you on the show. We'll look forward to seeing you again next time

0:17:58 > 0:18:01when I hope you'll go much further. Thanks, great contestants.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03APPLAUSE

0:18:05 > 0:18:07For the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round 2.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Now there's only going to be room for two pairs in our head-to-head.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20One of the teams in front of me will be leaving us at the end of this round.

0:18:20 > 0:18:21Our category for Round 2 is...

0:18:23 > 0:18:25- ..football. - GROANING

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Can you decide who's going to go first and who second.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36OK, let's find out what our question is, here it comes.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38We gave 100 people, 100 seconds

0:18:38 > 0:18:42to name as many British teams that have played in the Champions League.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47- Richard?- We're looking for any British football team

0:18:47 > 0:18:51that has ever qualified for the UEFA Champions' League proper from 1992/93 when it started,

0:18:51 > 0:18:55all the way through to the 2011/12 season.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58We're not counting anyone who played in preliminary rounds,

0:18:58 > 0:19:01just the Champions' League proper. Very best of luck.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04OK, thank you very much, indeed. Now then, Tristan...

0:19:04 > 0:19:07I'm going to say Blackburn Rovers.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Blackburn Rovers, says Tristan. Is that right and, if it is,

0:19:10 > 0:19:12let's see how many of our 100 people said Blackburn Rovers.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22It's a good answer, Tristan. Look at that, five!

0:19:22 > 0:19:24APPLAUSE

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Very well done, five for Blackburn Rovers. Richard.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Yes, a terrific answer, Tristan.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33They had a slightly disastrous campaign in 1995/96.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36In one game against Spartak Moscow, two of their players,

0:19:36 > 0:19:40Graham Le Saux and David Batty famously had a fight with each other on the pitch.

0:19:40 > 0:19:45It was very entertaining for everybody apart from Blackburn fans, which is almost everybody.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46LAUGHTER

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Arthur?

0:19:48 > 0:19:52What's the most obscure British team that's played in the Champions' League?

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Not my best subject.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Chelsea.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59Chelsea, says Arthur. Chelsea, let's see if that's right and, if it is,

0:19:59 > 0:20:01let's see how many of our 100 people said Chelsea.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04It's right!

0:20:07 > 0:20:0850.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10APPLAUSE

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Quite a high score, but a lot better than 100. Richard.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19Their most successful season was when they lost in the final in 2008.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Thanks very much, now then, Terry.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25There's only one team I can say, really, Leeds United.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Leeds United, says Terry.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said Leeds United.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35It's right!

0:20:40 > 0:20:4211!

0:20:42 > 0:20:44APPLAUSE

0:20:47 > 0:20:52- 11 for Leeds United, Richard. - Yeah, good answer. Qualified for the very first Champions' League.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54They got knocked out in the second round.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Tristan, what a great answer, Blackburn Rovers, there.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Tristan and Fi looking particularly strong on five.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Then up to 11, where we find Terry and Jamie.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Then up quite a lot to 50 where we find Arthur and Katie.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Katie, we're going to be relying on you to come up with

0:21:11 > 0:21:15a brilliantly obscure Champions' League football team

0:21:15 > 0:21:17to see you into the head-to-head.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Can the second players please take their places at the podium.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27We're looking for British football teams that have played in the UEFA Champions' League.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Jamie? That was a cracking answer from Terry.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34The high scorers on 50 are Katie and Arthur.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36You're on 11, which means a score of 38 or less

0:21:36 > 0:21:39will see you comfortably into the head-to-head.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42I'm going to say Liverpool.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Liverpool, says Jamie.

0:21:43 > 0:21:48There's your target. Below that red line you are definitely in the next round.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Liverpool, is it right? How many people said it?

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Oh! Not bad, not bad, 47.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58APPLAUSE

0:21:58 > 0:22:0047 takes your total up to 58.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04That might be enough to keep you in the game. Well done, Jamie.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07It's a good safe answer, Jamie, because they won it in 2005

0:22:07 > 0:22:09in one of the greatest games of football ever,

0:22:09 > 0:22:13they were 3-0 down to AC Milan and came back to draw 3-3 and won on penalties.

0:22:14 > 0:22:19Now then, Katie, the high scorers are now Jamie and Terry on 58.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20You are on 50.

0:22:22 > 0:22:27This is a bit of a disaster because I know absolutely nothing about football.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31Erm, so I going to have to say, my home team, Newcastle United.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Newcastle United, says Katie.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many said Newcastle United.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40There is your red line, it's very low.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42It is right? How many people said it?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46It's right!

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Arthur is shocked.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Down it goes... 11!

0:22:52 > 0:22:54APPLAUSE

0:22:54 > 0:22:5511, Katie.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59It takes your total up to 61.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03You might have done it. That might be enough to see you into the head-to-head. Well done.

0:23:03 > 0:23:08- Newcastle United.- And while your dad shakes his head you quietly get a score 39 points better than his.

0:23:08 > 0:23:09LAUGHTER

0:23:09 > 0:23:13They qualified once in the 2002/03 season, reached the second group stage.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Thank you very much indeed.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20Now then, Fi, we are looking for British football teams that have played

0:23:20 > 0:23:22in the UEFA Champions' League.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25The high scorers are now Katie and Arthur on 61.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28You are on five. Your target is 55.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32If you can get 55 or less, you are through to the head-to-head.

0:23:32 > 0:23:37I could go with the obvious Scottish ones but I think they'll be quite high scoring.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39I'm going to play it safe with Arsenal.

0:23:39 > 0:23:43You're going to play it safe with Arsenal.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45OK, 55 is what you have to score.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51There's your red line, if you get below that red line with Arsenal

0:23:51 > 0:23:53you are through to the head-to-head.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57Let's see if Arsensal's right, and if it is, how many people said it.

0:23:59 > 0:24:00It's right.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Oh, you've done it. You have done it! 50!

0:24:04 > 0:24:07APPLAUSE

0:24:08 > 0:24:1150 for Arsenal by the skin of your teeth.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13It takes your total up to 55.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16- Richard?- That was fairly close, wasn't it?

0:24:16 > 0:24:20The best answer was Blackburn which Tristan gave us with five points.

0:24:20 > 0:24:25If you'd wanted to go for the other two best answers, it was actually Rangers and Celtic.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Oh, really?- Yeah. Rangers would have scored you nine points

0:24:28 > 0:24:31and Celtic would have scored you ten points, brilliant answers to go for.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33They're the best answers there.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Erm, other teams you could have said,

0:24:34 > 0:24:38Tottenham Hotspur, Man City, we've had the others, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41I can show you the most popular answers, if you want.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45That's if anybody wants to see a list that Man United comes top of. Does anyone want to see that?

0:24:45 > 0:24:47No, let's not worry with the top thing.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48LAUGHTER

0:24:48 > 0:24:5059 points Man United would have scored.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Wow! Thank you very much. At the end of Round 2,

0:24:52 > 0:24:56the losing pair with the highest score, it's Arthur and Katie.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Oh, bad luck, bad luck.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Yeah, Chelsea, that's what did it for you, I'm afraid.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03I was going to say Rangers, actually.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04No!

0:25:04 > 0:25:08Oh dear, Katie and Arthur, I'm so sorry, it's been brilliant having you on the show,

0:25:08 > 0:25:12you've been fantastic contestants. Thank you so much for playing.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14APPLAUSE

0:25:14 > 0:25:17But, for the remaining two pairs, things are about to get even more exciting now

0:25:17 > 0:25:19as we enter the head-to-head.

0:25:24 > 0:25:29Congratulations, Jamie and Terry, Tristan and Fi, you are now only one round away from the final

0:25:29 > 0:25:32and a chance to play for the jackpot which stands at...

0:25:32 > 0:25:34£1,000.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Obviously, only one pair can play for that money

0:25:39 > 0:25:43so to decide which pair it's going to be, you're going head-to-head on the best of three questions.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47Basically, the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51You are now, of course, allowed to confer. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:26:00 > 0:26:03presidents of France.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Presidents of France, Richard.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10We have five pictures of men who've been president of France.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Can you identify them and pick the most obscure, please.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15We will accept surnames only.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21OK. Let's reveal our five presidents of France and here they are. We have got:

0:26:34 > 0:26:37There they are, five presidents of France.

0:26:37 > 0:26:42Jamie and Terry, you have played best throughout the show so far, so you get to go first.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44THEY WHISPER

0:26:49 > 0:26:52We are going to go for A, President de Gaulle.

0:26:52 > 0:26:56A, De Gaulle, you are saying. A, De Gaulle say Jamie and Terry.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Tristan and Fi?

0:26:59 > 0:27:00Who do you think?

0:27:00 > 0:27:02I would just go for E.

0:27:02 > 0:27:06- E, Sarkozy is going to be more obvious.- Take a guess.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Take a punt, yes?

0:27:08 > 0:27:13Yeah, I think we'll take a bit of a guess rather than playing safe.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16We're going to go for B, Mitterrand.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18B, Mitterrand.

0:27:18 > 0:27:24So we have Jamie and Terry who have said Charles de Gaulle for A.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26A is De Gaulle. Let's see if that's right and,

0:27:26 > 0:27:30if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer. A, de Gaulle.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37- 44. - APPLAUSE

0:27:39 > 0:27:4044.

0:27:42 > 0:27:46Tristan and Fi, gone out on a bit of a limb here, a bit of a punt

0:27:46 > 0:27:48and have said Mitterrand for B.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50B, Mitterrand. Let's see if that's right and,

0:27:50 > 0:27:54if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Mitterrand for B.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57It's right.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03And you have beaten Jamie and Terry, look at that, 16.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05APPLAUSE

0:28:08 > 0:28:1316 for Mitterrand which means, after one question, Tristan and Fi are ahead, 1-0.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16- Richard.- Very well played there, Tristan and Fi.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19You worked out that E is Sarkozy.

0:28:19 > 0:28:25If you had gone for him, we would've lost the point because Sarkozy would've scored you 54 points.

0:28:25 > 0:28:29Now C is the best answer, he was president during World War I.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32Very well done if you know his name, it's Raymond Poincare.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Would've scored you one point.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36And D is a pretty good answer.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39It would have scored you four points if you had said Georges Pompidou.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42Very well done if you got all of them, but well played there, guys.

0:28:42 > 0:28:47There go our presidents. Tristan and Fi, you are up 1-0 which means

0:28:47 > 0:28:51Jaime and Terry, you have to win this next question to stay in the game. Here it comes.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54Our second question concerns...

0:28:54 > 0:28:57The Sound Of Music.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00The Sound Of Music! Richard.

0:29:00 > 0:29:04We're giving you five questions about the 1965 musical, The Sound Of Music.

0:29:04 > 0:29:05Which answer is the most obscure?

0:29:07 > 0:29:11Right, OK, here come our five clues to facts about the Sound Of Music, and we have got:

0:29:22 > 0:29:25There you are, five clues. I'll read them again.

0:29:35 > 0:29:40OK, now then, Tristan and Fi you go first this time.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42Do you know any of those?

0:29:42 > 0:29:46Yeah, I'm going to go for the first name of Julie Andrews's character and say Maria.

0:29:46 > 0:29:50- Maria.- Yeah.- Maria, the first name of Julie Andrews's character.

0:29:50 > 0:29:54Now then, Jamie and Terry, you can now talk out loud.

0:29:54 > 0:29:55Well...

0:29:55 > 0:29:57Fill in the board for us, if you like.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00We're not exactly sure of the title of the song.

0:30:00 > 0:30:03We know it's about a lonely goat herd, but we don't know whether that's the title.

0:30:03 > 0:30:06It's set in Austria. We don't know the director

0:30:06 > 0:30:10but we think there were seven Von Trapp children so we're going to go with that.

0:30:10 > 0:30:14- That's the answer you're going to give?- Yes. - Seven Von Trapp children.

0:30:14 > 0:30:18Bearing in mind, Jamie and Terry, you have to win this question to stay in the game.

0:30:20 > 0:30:24I wouldn't like to call this at all. Very, very close indeed.

0:30:24 > 0:30:28Tristan and Fi have said Maria is the name of Julie Andrews's character.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many people said that.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Maria for the name of Julie Andrews's character.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36It's right.

0:30:38 > 0:30:39It's still going down. 42.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41APPLAUSE

0:30:45 > 0:30:51Jamie and Terry are saying there were seven Von Trapp children. Let's see if that's right and,

0:30:51 > 0:30:54if it is, let's see how many people said that. You have to win this.

0:30:56 > 0:31:00Yeah, there were seven children.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Oh, you've done it! You have done it. 36, very well done, indeed.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04APPLAUSE

0:31:06 > 0:31:08That evens the score so after two questions you are 1-1.

0:31:08 > 0:31:12- Richard.- Yeah, terrific head-to-head so far, guys. Very well done, everyone.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Let's take a look at the rest of the board.

0:31:14 > 0:31:18You all did well to avoid the country it's set in, which is Austria, would have scored you 70.

0:31:18 > 0:31:22You're right, it is the goatherd song, it's simply called The Lonely Goatherd.

0:31:22 > 0:31:23That would have scored you 11 points.

0:31:23 > 0:31:27The director of the film, he won an Oscar for West Side Story,

0:31:27 > 0:31:32it is Robert Wise. It would've scored you six points, that's the best answer on the board.

0:31:32 > 0:31:36Thanks very much indeed. Here comes your third question.

0:31:36 > 0:31:40Whoever wins this question goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43Your third question concerns...

0:31:43 > 0:31:46words made from chemical symbols.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49Words made from chemical symbols. Richard...

0:31:49 > 0:31:52OK, on this next board we're going to show you five pairs of chemical elements.

0:31:52 > 0:31:58If you join together the chemical symbols of those elements you form a four-letter word.

0:31:58 > 0:32:04Can you give us that four-letter word and pick the most obscure. Very best of luck.

0:32:04 > 0:32:08OK, let's reveal our five sets of chemical elements that make up a word.

0:32:08 > 0:32:10We have got:

0:32:21 > 0:32:24I'll read those all one last time.

0:32:35 > 0:32:39There we go, now then Jamie and Terry, you go first again this time.

0:32:46 > 0:32:50We're going to go for tin and silver and SNAG.

0:32:50 > 0:32:54SNAG, you are saying for tin and silver.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59Tristan and Fi, talk us through the board.

0:32:59 > 0:33:02I wish I could but it's not a great subject for us.

0:33:02 > 0:33:07We think we might know the top two but I think we're going to go for lithium and iron.

0:33:07 > 0:33:13- LIFE.- LIFE. SNAG and LIFE.

0:33:13 > 0:33:17So Jamie and Terry are saying tin and silver is SNAG.

0:33:17 > 0:33:20Let's see that's right and, if it is, let's see how many people said SNAG.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24It's right.

0:33:28 > 0:33:2915!

0:33:29 > 0:33:31APPLAUSE

0:33:36 > 0:33:41And Tristan and Fi, you have said LIFE for lithium and iron.

0:33:41 > 0:33:45Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Whoever wins this, goes through to the final.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51It's right.

0:33:51 > 0:33:5415 is what you have to beat.

0:33:54 > 0:33:5532.

0:33:55 > 0:33:56APPLAUSE

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Two very good answers. there.

0:34:02 > 0:34:06SNAG, the more obscure, which means after three questions, Jamie and Terry,

0:34:06 > 0:34:09you are through to the final, 2-1. Very well done, Richard.

0:34:09 > 0:34:14Again, well played both teams there. Funnily enough SNAG is the best answer on the board.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16Our hundred did rather well on this one.

0:34:16 > 0:34:20Let's go through the rest of them. Nickel is NI and cerium is CE,

0:34:20 > 0:34:22so that would have made up NICE.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24That would have scored you 44.

0:34:24 > 0:34:31Bromide is BR and astatine is AT, that would've made BRAT,

0:34:31 > 0:34:34and that would've scored you 16 points.

0:34:34 > 0:34:39Beryllium, do you know this one? Have a go.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41I was thinking it might be FROW.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43No, beryllium is BE and gold is AU, so it's BEAU,

0:34:43 > 0:34:47and scored you 20 points. Very well done if you got any of those.

0:34:47 > 0:34:50- Good scores from our 100 people. - Good going.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53- Very impressive. - Thank you very much, Richard.

0:34:53 > 0:34:56The losing pair at the end of the head-to-head is Tristan and Fi.

0:34:56 > 0:34:59Well, you had a great head-to-head round.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Francois Mitterrand was a brilliant answer there

0:35:01 > 0:35:03but you lost to Terry who is a scientist.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05He is a man who smothers poo on jelly.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07LAUGHTER

0:35:07 > 0:35:10- Consolation.- Exactly! It's swings and roundabouts.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13But you'll be back next time and we look forward to that very much indeed.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Tristan and Fi, brilliant contestants,

0:35:15 > 0:35:18lovely having you on the show and thanks for playing.

0:35:18 > 0:35:19APPLAUSE

0:35:21 > 0:35:24But for Jamie and Terry, it's now time for our Pointless Final.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32Well, congratulations, Jamie and Terry, you have fought off all the competition

0:35:32 > 0:35:35and you have won our coveted Pointless Trophy.

0:35:40 > 0:35:44You now have a chance to win our Pointless Jackpot, and at the end of today's show,

0:35:44 > 0:35:47the jackpot stands at £1,000. There it is.

0:35:48 > 0:35:49APPLAUSE

0:35:50 > 0:35:54Now, the rules are very simple, to win that money all you have to do is find a pointless answer.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56We haven't had any pointless answers on the show today.

0:35:56 > 0:36:00Find one now and you'll go home with that £1,000 jackpot.

0:36:00 > 0:36:04Firstly, you've got to choose a category from these five options.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17- How does that look to you? - Some are... Yeah.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19What do you reckon?

0:36:19 > 0:36:22I think we both know a little bit about Reality TV.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25You know that celebrities which...can cover Reality TV.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28You know about Big Brother and all that lot.

0:36:28 > 0:36:32- OK, shall we go for that then? - Right, Reality TV.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35OK, Reality TV it is. Let's find out what the question is.

0:36:35 > 0:36:38Here it comes. We gave 100 people, 100 seconds to name

0:36:38 > 0:36:43as many Strictly Come Dancing celebrities who were not born in the UK as they could. Richard.

0:36:43 > 0:36:47We're looking for the name of any celebrity who's taken part

0:36:47 > 0:36:50in any of the regular series of Strictly Come Dancing

0:36:50 > 0:36:54or the Christmas specials, who are not born in UK, please.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57Any of the regular series or the Christmas specials

0:36:57 > 0:37:00but no other one-off events, just those two things. Good luck.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers,

0:37:03 > 0:37:06and all you need to win that jackpot of £1,000

0:37:06 > 0:37:08is for one of those answers to be pointless.

0:37:08 > 0:37:11- Are you ready?- Yes. - Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:37:11 > 0:37:14There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17Well, we watch it all, my wife and myself

0:37:17 > 0:37:20- but, erm...- I don't know any.

0:37:20 > 0:37:23It's whether they were born in the UK, or not.

0:37:23 > 0:37:28- Tell me some.- Mark Ramprakash may well have been born in India.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31- I don't know that for certain he was.- Come on, think of others.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33Oh... Erm...

0:37:33 > 0:37:35Remembering names...

0:37:35 > 0:37:37What about that Nancy woman, wasn't she on it?

0:37:37 > 0:37:41Nancy Dell'Olio. Yes, she's one, definitely not born in this country.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43So that's Nancy Dell'Olio .

0:37:43 > 0:37:47- Mark Ramprakash. - Jason Donovan, is he?

0:37:47 > 0:37:51Er, yes, Jason Donovan he was in it. Erm...

0:37:51 > 0:37:57- How long has it been on for? - About five years, six years.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59They've had some of the...

0:37:59 > 0:38:03Who else was on it, the soap stars, anyone else from Neighbours?

0:38:03 > 0:38:05- US singers?- Ten seconds remaining.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08What about that guy, he was from The Goonies?

0:38:08 > 0:38:12He was in the skating, not the dancing. Erm...

0:38:12 > 0:38:15I think we're going to have to be stuck with those three.

0:38:15 > 0:38:16OK, your time is up.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19Right, well, we've just got the three.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22Mark Ramprakash, Jason Donovan

0:38:22 > 0:38:25- and Nancy Dell'Olio.- OK, those are your three answers.- Yes.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28Of those three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:28 > 0:38:30Probably Nancy Dell'Olio.

0:38:30 > 0:38:34- OK, we'll bung her in third. - Jason will be the worst, I think.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37- Nancy Dell'Olio and Jason Donovan are least likely.- Yes.

0:38:37 > 0:38:40OK, so we'll put him first and Ramprakash in the middle.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42I think Ramprakash could well be wrong.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45OK, let's put them up on the board in that order. Here they are.

0:38:45 > 0:38:50Jason Donovan, Mark Ramprakash and Nancy Dell'Olio.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53So, we were looking for Strictly Come Dancing celebrities

0:38:53 > 0:38:55who were not born in the UK.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57Jason Donovan was your least confident shot

0:38:57 > 0:38:59at a pointless answer.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01It has to be correct and pointless, obviously,

0:39:01 > 0:39:02for you to win that jackpot of £1,000.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05Let's see how many people said Jason Donovan.

0:39:06 > 0:39:07It's right.

0:39:09 > 0:39:10It's right. He was quite recent,

0:39:10 > 0:39:13though, so he might be in a lot of people's minds.

0:39:13 > 0:39:14It's still going down,

0:39:14 > 0:39:17if this goes down to 0 you'll leave here with £1,000.

0:39:17 > 0:39:1812.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20APPLAUSE

0:39:20 > 0:39:24That's quite reassuring, I think, isn't it? 12.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26Unfortunately, not a pointless answer

0:39:26 > 0:39:29- but you weren't expecting it to be pointless?- No.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31Only two more shots at our jackpot of £1,000.

0:39:31 > 0:39:33What would you do with £1,000, Jamie?

0:39:33 > 0:39:35We've got a couple of family holidays booked,

0:39:35 > 0:39:38- so it would go towards paying that. - Very good indeed.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41OK, well, it's all riding on your next two answers.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44Mark Ramprakash is your middle answer.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46- You're not sure where he was born? - No.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48I think he might be

0:39:48 > 0:39:50born in India. I know he's of Indian descent

0:39:50 > 0:39:52but whether he was actually born over here

0:39:52 > 0:39:54or born in India, I am not sure.

0:39:54 > 0:39:58Well, let see. If it's right, it might go a very long way down. Maybe all the way down.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01It has to be right and pointless for you to win

0:40:01 > 0:40:05that jackpot of £1,000. Let's see how many people said Mark Ramprakash.

0:40:05 > 0:40:06Oh!

0:40:06 > 0:40:10Sadly, an incorrect answer, which means everything is now riding on

0:40:10 > 0:40:14your last shot, which is Nancy Dell'Olio.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16Where do you think she was born?

0:40:16 > 0:40:18I think she's Israeli.

0:40:18 > 0:40:22No, Italian, when I think about it. Yes.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25OK, we were looking for Strictly Come Dancing celebrities

0:40:25 > 0:40:26who were not born in the UK.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Your final answer - Nancy Dell'Olio. You said this

0:40:29 > 0:40:32was your most confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:40:32 > 0:40:36To win that jackpot of £1,000, it has to be correct and pointless.

0:40:36 > 0:40:39Let's find out how many people said Nancy Dell'Olio.

0:40:40 > 0:40:44Yes, it's right, so Jason Donovan came down to 12.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47Mark Ramprakash was an incorrect answer.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49But Nancy Dell'Olio - your best shot.

0:40:51 > 0:40:52Oh, 19!

0:40:52 > 0:40:54APPLAUSE

0:40:58 > 0:41:00Wow! 19 for Nancy Dell'Olio.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02She'll be thrilled with that.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05Unfortunately, you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,

0:41:05 > 0:41:10so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000, which will roll over to the next show.

0:41:10 > 0:41:13You've been brilliant, absolutely fantastic performance,

0:41:13 > 0:41:15and of course you get our Pointless trophy. Very well done.

0:41:15 > 0:41:18APPLAUSE

0:41:23 > 0:41:26You're going to know all of these answers.

0:41:26 > 0:41:27Richard.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29Yes, I suspect you will, I'm afraid.

0:41:29 > 0:41:32Nancy Dell'Olio, the biggest answer on the board, funny enough.

0:41:32 > 0:41:35- She's Italian American. She was born in America, believe it or not.- Right.

0:41:35 > 0:41:38Mark Ramprakash a wrong answer. He was born in Bushey.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40His father is of Caribbean descent.

0:41:40 > 0:41:43Let us take a look at the pointless answers, though.

0:41:43 > 0:41:44Here they all come.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46Don Warrington the actor,

0:41:46 > 0:41:49John Barnes the footballer, born in Jamaica,

0:41:49 > 0:41:51Linda Bellingham was born in Canada, believe it or not,

0:41:51 > 0:41:54so she's a pointless answer.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57Martina Hingis from Slovakia,

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Michelle Williams from America,

0:41:59 > 0:42:03and Pamela Stevenson born in New Zealand.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06And the last couple - Peter Schmeichel born in Denmark

0:42:06 > 0:42:09and Rachel Hunter, also born in New Zealand.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11Very well done if you got any of those at home.

0:42:11 > 0:42:12- I'm guessing you saw those on TV.- Yes.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15Were there any you didn't know?

0:42:15 > 0:42:16Rachel Hunter, I didn't know,

0:42:16 > 0:42:19and there was one of the earlier ones I didn't know,

0:42:19 > 0:42:23but all the others we've seen, but it's just remembering they were on.

0:42:23 > 0:42:24She'll kill me when I get home!

0:42:24 > 0:42:26LAUGHTER

0:42:26 > 0:42:28- Pamela Stephenson!- Yes. - I completely forgot her.

0:42:28 > 0:42:32Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to Jamie and Terry,

0:42:32 > 0:42:35but it's been lovely having you on the show. Thank you so much for playing.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38APPLAUSE

0:42:38 > 0:42:42Well, unfortunately, Jamie and Terry didn't win our jackpot today,

0:42:42 > 0:42:44so it rolls over, and on the next show we will play for £2,000.

0:42:44 > 0:42:48- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!

0:42:48 > 0:42:51Join us then to see if someone can win it. It's goodbye from Richard...

0:42:51 > 0:42:53- Goodbye.- ..and from me, goodbye.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55APPLAUSE

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