0:00:20 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Thank you very much. I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Welcome back, Tracy and Tora. You were on the show last time.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Everyone gets two chances to reach the Pointless final.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46This is your second chance. Remind us how you know each other, Tracy.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49We met on our first day at Sandhurst together, nearly 16 years ago.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54- And Tora, of course, you're a logistician?- That's correct.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55There we are. Like to be correct.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58And Tracy, you are in the Medical Corps.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- Indeed.- Tracy, what's going to be great for you today?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Probably films or literature. - Tora, how about you?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- What would you like to see? - TV and films.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07What kind of films do you like?
0:01:09 > 0:01:14Science fiction and vampire-based, werewolf-based films, yeah.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Very good. Not army films, not war films, particularly?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- That's a bit of a busman's holiday. - Absolutely.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Welcome back to the show.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25I'm sure we'll see much more of you than we did last time.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Best of luck. And next, we welcome Dan and Bob.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29How do you two know each other.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31We've known each other nearly 20 years.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35I was originally from Shetland and when I moved down,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I was sat next to Bob in school.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- And Bob, where's that? Where are you from?- Grimsby.- Grimsby?- Afraid so.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- OK. Dan, what are your hobbies? - I'm quite active, quite sporty.
0:01:45 > 0:01:51I'm currently training for a Special Forces-style assault course,
0:01:51 > 0:01:53where you run through fire
0:01:53 > 0:01:56and get plunged into ice water, electrocuted.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- How extraordinary. Is this just for fun? A dare?- For fun.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- I like to try anything once, hence why I'm here.- OK.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Bob, you will stop him
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- when he takes this sort of thing too far, won't you?- Oh, no!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I'm hoping for the taking it too far.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13That way, I can sit and gloat
0:02:13 > 0:02:15that I never did anything so foolish myself.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Very good indeed. It's great to have you on the show.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Very, very best of luck. And next, we welcome back Siobhan and Andy.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24You were also on the show last time.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Siobhan, remind us how you two know each other.- We are married.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31It's nearly five years, and we met when I was in my first year of uni.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35And he was at a party, and he was the fit guy at the party.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- The fit guy or the thick guy? - The fit guy!- Oh, the fit guy! Sorry.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Yeah. I thought no-one that good looking would be interested in me.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- And I married him.- Of course he was interested in you, Siobhan.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- And five years?- Nearly five, yeah. - Many congratulations.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51What are you hoping's going to come up today?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Bit of Disney would be nice. - Bit of Disney.- Yeah.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55D'you like the Pixar films?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Yeah, they're brilliant. Monsters Inc, fantastic film.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Toy Story 3, all the Toy Story... - I weeped in Toy Story 3!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Up there in my pantheon of all-time favourite films.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07It's emotional at the end when they're all holding hands...
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Yeah!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12No, it's fine, it's fine. I'll be...
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Oh!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Andy, what would you like to see come up today?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Geography would be good, and if we could have some martial arts
0:03:19 > 0:03:21and some professional wrestling, that'd be good.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- We do martial arts and wrestling before every show.- Yeah, yeah!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Ooh, I'm still a bit stiff!
0:03:27 > 0:03:31It's all that running through ice and fire, actually, that did for me.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I've slightly, I've just pulled one of my lats. That's...yeah.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38So, Siobhan and Andy, welcome back. Great to have you back on.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42And finally, we've got the Kathys. The Kathys, R and C.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44How do you two know each other?
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- Go on.- Er, we were both, we belong to a local association of Wrens.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Royal Navy?- Which is Royal Navy. Sailors.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- We have two lady army officers and lady sailors.- Yes.- Fantastic.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00- And when did you do that? - Ooh, too long ago to remember.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Kathy R, what are you hoping is going to come up today?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- What's going to be brilliant for you?- Something I know the answer to.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11- Being Wrens of course, sailing? - No.- No.- Did you not...?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- What? The Navy didn't sail! - Wrens didn't go to sea.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- You never went to sea?- Not till 1994.- Oh, I see. I beg your pardon.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22It's lovely to have you here. Very best of luck.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25We'll find out more about all of you throughout the show.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29There's only one person left. He turned down the job of managing the England football team
0:04:29 > 0:04:32cos it wasn't as high pressured as this. It's my Pointless friend.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- It's Richard.- Hiya.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37APPLAUSE
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Well, now!- Well, now. Big show. Very special day.- Very special day.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Our 300th Pointless.- Yeah. - Who would have thought?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Actually, seriously, who would have thought?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Genuinely, who would have thought?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- I have a little gift for the people at home.- Have you?- Yeah.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Question One is a question I'm asked for all the time,
0:04:58 > 0:05:01and I've finally caved in.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03And I don't just have a gift for the people at home.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07As you know from the last show, I told you I had a gift for you,
0:05:07 > 0:05:09in the hope that it might push you into getting one for me.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I've got a little...
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Have you got me one?- I've got you a present, look at that.
0:05:15 > 0:05:21- Is it as big as this? - Yeah, it's...!- Oh!- Ooh, God!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- There you go. That's for you.- Look at that!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28D'you want to open yours first?
0:05:32 > 0:05:38- It's a map of the Central African Republic.- Look at that!- Which is...
0:05:38 > 0:05:40That is...
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Wow, look at that. That's...
0:05:42 > 0:05:43- Beautifully put together.- Wonderful.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46That's the most common pointless answer in Pointless history.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Central African Republic. - Wow. Well, I am...
0:05:49 > 0:05:52You're welling up, yeah? It's like Toy Story all over again.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55LAUGHTER
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Let me have a little look at this. You've wrapped this nicely.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Well, I did that myself.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Oh, it's a plug for my laptop!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Oh, that's terrific news. - I just thought, you know,
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I thought maybe you might...
0:06:11 > 0:06:13It hasn't been plugged in in 300 episodes.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I thought you might like to switch it on.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16I keep meaning to get one.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- That's lovely. Shall we get on with the show?- Let's get on with the show.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23I've also got a little gift for the audience here at the end of the show.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- What's that?- I'm not telling.- OK.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- Let's get on, but Question One is for everybody at home.- Brilliant.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32APPLAUSE
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Thank you very much, Richard.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39It's a pleasure. I, literally... I was telling someone yesterday,
0:06:39 > 0:06:41it's exactly what I wanted.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42It's what you need.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49We're looking for the obscure answers they didn't get.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51To be in with a chance of winning our jackpot,
0:06:51 > 0:06:54our players need to score as few points as they possibly can.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57What everyone's trying to do is find a pointless answer -
0:06:57 > 0:06:59an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Each time that happens, we'll add 250 quid to the jackpot.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that,
0:07:06 > 0:07:09so today's jackpot starts off at a respectable £3,500.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:11 > 0:07:16OK, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24OK, in this first round, each of you needs to give me one answer,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26and you cannot confer.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Whichever pair has the highest score at the end will be eliminated.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31If anyone gives me an incorrect answer,
0:07:31 > 0:07:33they will score the maximum of 100 points.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Try and avoid those if you can. OK, our first category today is...
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:07:41 > 0:07:43who's going to go second?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:07:54 > 0:07:57..as they could. Star Wars Actors. Richard.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Yes, we're looking for the name of any actor who's received a credit
0:08:00 > 0:08:07in any of the six Star Wars movies, released between 1977 and 2005.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08So, any of the six Star Wars movies,
0:08:08 > 0:08:12any actor according to IMDB who is credited with appearing in that.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14If you want to know if there's plenty of answers,
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- there's your answers. - This is just a gift, isn't it?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Yes. I'm going to also... I'm going to exclusively reveal
0:08:21 > 0:08:24there are a few pointless answers out there.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Now then, Tracy and Tora.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29You all drew lots before the show, and you go first. Tracy.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Is this a good question for you? - It's really not a good question.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Really? You must know some people who are in it.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I think I know at least one, so I'll go with that.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40OK. What's it going to be?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Ewan McGregor. - Let's see if that's right,
0:08:43 > 0:08:45and if it is, how many people said Ewan McGregor.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48It's right.
0:08:52 > 0:08:5425.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Not bad at all, Tracy.
0:08:58 > 0:08:5925 for Ewan McGregor.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Yeah, good answer. He was Obi-Wan Kenobi in The Phantom Menace,
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Thank you very much. Now then, Dan,
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I have a feeling you're going to be quite good at this.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15I'm not a fan of the Star Wars saga particularly,
0:09:15 > 0:09:21but I think Warwick Davis was in Star Wars.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Warwick Davis, says Dan. Let's see if that's right
0:09:24 > 0:09:26and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Warwick Davis.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30It's right. Very well done, Dan.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Oh, look at that! Superb, Dan!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Not only was he in it, it's a pointless answer,
0:09:41 > 0:09:45which means it adds £250 to today's jackpot.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Takes the total up to £3,750, and it scores you nothing. Very well done.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I have a hunch that might not be the last pointless answer.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Absolutely right. Well played, Dan. Cos there's so many answers,
0:09:59 > 0:10:01there's quite a few pointless answers
0:10:01 > 0:10:04of people who are quite well known, Warwick Davis being one of them.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Played Wicket the Ewok in Return Of The Jedi.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Siobhan.- Hi.- Siobhan.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I am going to take a big risk...
0:10:14 > 0:10:18..and I've got a feeling that Ricky Gervais is in one of the films.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21I don't know what this face means,
0:10:21 > 0:10:23but Andy just made it, and it was this.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Oh, no! Oh, pants!
0:10:27 > 0:10:31But does Andy know everything about Star Wars?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- He knows a lot of stuff.- OK. Maybe this snuck past him.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- He made me watch all six films.- OK.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43D'you remember Ricky Gervais being in any of them?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46No, but I've played the Pointless board game and I'm pretty sure
0:10:46 > 0:10:50that when the Star Wars films came up, it was one of the answers.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51So...
0:10:51 > 0:10:54LAUGHTER
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Has Ricky Gervais been in any of the Star Wars films,
0:10:57 > 0:10:58and if so, how many of our 100 people said it?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Ooh, no, Siobhan.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10I wonder if you're thinking of Stardust.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Oh, d'you know what? I think I am!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Bad luck, I'm sorry, Siobhan.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- That's OK. - That scores you 100 points.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Kathy C.- Oh, no.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- Star Wars.- No.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27I don't know whether it's... I know... I'm thinking of an actor
0:11:27 > 0:11:30but I don't know whether it was this one or Doctor Who.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32But Tom Baker.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36OK, Tom Baker, says Kathy C. Let's see if Tom Baker's right
0:11:36 > 0:11:38and if it is, how many people said Tom Baker.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44No! Bad luck. I'm afraid that's incorrect.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46You were absolutely right with Doctor Who.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48That scores you 100 points, I'm sorry. Richard.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Imagine some of the scenes at home
0:11:50 > 0:11:53with people who know every single thing about Star Wars.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55And they just heard Ricky Gervais and Tom Baker.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58I promised them a treat,
0:11:58 > 0:12:00and now look!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Well, we are halfway through the round.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06A pointless answer from Dan,
0:12:06 > 0:12:09so Dan and Bob looking particularly strong.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Then we come up to 25, where we find Tracy and Tora,
0:12:12 > 0:12:13also looking particularly strong.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17And then we have our tied high scorers, Siobhan and Andy
0:12:17 > 0:12:19and the Kathys, on 100.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23So, Kathy R and Andy, it's going to be a battle royal
0:12:23 > 0:12:25between the pair of you to see
0:12:25 > 0:12:28who stays and who leaves at the end of the round.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40We are looking for Star Wars actors from any of the six Star Wars films.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Kathy R. You're the highest scorers on 100,
0:12:43 > 0:12:46joint high scorers with Andy and Siobhan.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Just from the way Andy reacted to Siobhan's answer,
0:12:49 > 0:12:52something tells me he's good on Star Wars actors.
0:12:52 > 0:12:57- So we're going to need something quite special from you.- Dave Prowse.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Dave Prowse. Let's see how many people said Dave Prowse?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03It's right.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12That's a brilliant answer, Kathy R.
0:13:12 > 0:13:155 for Dave Prowse, takes your total up to 105.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Will it be enough to keep you in the game?
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Let's hope so. Richard.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Very, very well played, Kathy. Very well done.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23He was Darth Vader.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Andy.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28105, the Kathys are on now. 105.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31You are on 100. If you want to avoid becoming the highest scorers,
0:13:31 > 0:13:35there is only one option. You have to score four or less.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39But I think you might be able to add another 250 quid to our jackpot.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- I bet you've got a pointless answer. - I'll give it a go.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44That was a cracking answer, though.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46I believe Darth Maul was played by Ray Parks.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48OK, Andy. There is your red line.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51If you get below that red line, you are through to the next round.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Ray Parks, said Andy. Is that right? How many people said it?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01GROANS
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Ohhh, Andy.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Unfortunately, that's an incorrect answer,
0:14:05 > 0:14:09which means you score 100 points. That takes your total up to 200.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Oh, Bob!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Bob, you're on nothing. The high scorers on 200
0:14:14 > 0:14:16are Andy and Siobhan.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Quite the act to follow.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20You are through to the next round whatever happens.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24But Dan found a pointless answer. Kind of embarrassing if you didn't.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I'm going to go for Christopher Lee,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29who I think played Darth Sidious.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Christopher Lee, says Bob. Let's see if that's right
0:14:31 > 0:14:33and if it is, how many people said it.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36No red line for you as you're already through.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Absolutely right.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Will it be pointless, I wonder?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Oh-ho-ho-ho!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Bob, very well done.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Not pointless, but 1.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Cracking answer. Takes your total to 1.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54- Richard.- Yeah, good answer.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56It's Count Dooku in Attack Of The Clones
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- and Revenge Of The Sith. - Now then...
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Tora. Great news.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02You're through to the next round.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Less great news, I now need an answer from you.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Unless, maybe Star Wars is good for you. I'm not sure.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Star Wars isn't too bad. - It isn't too bad.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Might you have a pointless answer? - I'll say Carrie Fisher.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Carrie Fisher says Tora. Carrie Fisher.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17How many people said that?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21It's right.
0:15:25 > 0:15:2724.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30One lower than Tracy's answer on 25.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33That takes your total up to 49.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- Carrie Fisher.- Yes, Princess Leia.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Interestingly, scoring less than Ewan McGregor in the first three films,
0:15:38 > 0:15:41which of course were the last three films, if that makes sense.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Now, Andy.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47It's not Ray Parks, it's Ray Park, so we couldn't give it to you,
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I'm afraid, in case anyone else wanted to say it.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53And if you had said Ray Park, would have been perfect again.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Would have been a pointless answer. - Oh!- Sorry.- Oh no, Andy.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58So it's very, very unfortunate.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Much, much better answer than Ricky Gervais.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Er, let's take a look
0:16:04 > 0:16:05at some of the pointless answers.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08A lot of people at home would have got some of these.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Anthony Daniels, who played C3PO was a pointless answer.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12R2D2, Kenny Baker would have scored you two.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Hugh Quarshie, Captain Panaka, he was a pointless answer.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Iain McDiarmid, who played Senator Palpatine.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Jake Lloyd, who was the young Anakin Skywalker.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Keira Knightley, who was Queen Amidala's handmaiden.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26There's Ray Park
0:16:26 > 0:16:28who, as you say, played Darth Maul.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Brian Blessed, who played the voice of Boss Nass.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Terence Stamp, who played a chancellor,
0:16:35 > 0:16:38and Warwick Davis, who played Wicket, as we've already discussed.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40To anyone at home who wants to see
0:16:40 > 0:16:42all the pointless answers, I can't show all of them
0:16:42 > 0:16:45cos the news is on at six, but suffice to say,
0:16:45 > 0:16:47if you got an obscure answer, it was pointless.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Very well done.- Can I ask one? - Of course you can.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- Does this include people who did voices?- Yeah.- Peter Serafinowicz.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Is pointless.- Ye-s-s! - Absolutely right. Yeah.- There we are.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- He did the voice of Darth Maul, didn't he?- Yeah, absolutely.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Very good. What were the high scoring ones?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Let's look at the high scorers that most of our 100 people said.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Third highest score was Carrie Fisher.
0:17:12 > 0:17:1324, was the third highest of all.
0:17:13 > 0:17:1725 would have seen you, as we know, Ewan McGregor.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21And who do you reckon is the top?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24It's between Alec Guinness and Harrison Ford.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Harrison Ford, absolutely, scored 44.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- The most well known of all the Star Wars actors.- Wow.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Very good indeed. Well, Richard, thank you so much.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36At the end of Round One, the losing pair,
0:17:36 > 0:17:40it's Siobhan and Andy. And Andy, you lost
0:17:40 > 0:17:41doing such a brave thing.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43You've performed exemplarily.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45We'll draw a veil over Ricky Gervais, Siobhan.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I was going for obscure.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50You were, and you were absolutely right.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Tactics, impeccable.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54But actual answers,
0:17:54 > 0:17:55- wrong.- Yeah.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Anyway, Andy and Siobhan,
0:17:57 > 0:18:00it's been great having you on both shows. Thank you so much.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Great contestants. Thank you.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04APPLAUSE
0:18:04 > 0:18:07But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Now, obviously there's only going to be room for two pairs
0:18:14 > 0:18:16in the head-to-head, so one of the teams in front of me now
0:18:16 > 0:18:19will be leaving us at the end of this round.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22OK, our category for Round Two is...
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:18:26 > 0:18:28who's going to go second?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36OK, our Round Two question concerns...
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Female Firsts, Richard.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44On each board I'm going to show you six feats, and you have to tell us
0:18:44 > 0:18:47who was the first female in history to achieve those feats.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Give us a nice obscure answer, you'll score fewer points.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52An incorrect answer, 100 points.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55There's going to be 12 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57We are looking for the names of the women
0:18:57 > 0:18:59who achieved these famous firsts.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01And here we have got...
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I'll read those again.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38There we are.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Six feats.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Tracy.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46I think it might be quite high, and I hope it's right,
0:19:46 > 0:19:50so I'm going to go for Win Eurovision for the UK,
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- and say Sandie Shaw. - Sandie Shaw, you are saying,
0:19:53 > 0:19:55as the first woman to win Eurovision for the UK.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00Let's see if that's right and how many people knew that answer.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02It's right.
0:20:06 > 0:20:0916. Not a bad score at all, Tracy.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- 16 for Sandie Shaw. - Yeah, well played, Tracy.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18She won in 1967 with Puppet On A String.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Now then, Bob.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Remember, we are looking for the names of women
0:20:25 > 0:20:27who achieved these famous firsts.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30I must say, female achievements is not something I've boned up on,
0:20:30 > 0:20:34and I'm going to have a stab at Go Into Space.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36I'm going to say Helen Sharman.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Helen Sharman, you are saying, the first woman to go into space.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Let's see if that's right and if it is,
0:20:41 > 0:20:43let's see how many people knew Helen Sharman.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Ooh! Bad luck, Bob.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Bad luck. Unfortunately, an incorrect answer,
0:20:51 > 0:20:52but it sounded brilliant.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55100 points, I'm sorry to say.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Yeah, Helen Sharman, I'm afraid, first Briton in space.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Helen Sharman.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Kathy R.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02You're the last person to have this board
0:21:02 > 0:21:05so you can fill in any of the blanks, if you like.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Don't know the first one.
0:21:07 > 0:21:12Um, maybe Hillary Clinton for the second one, but I'm not sure.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17Um, is it the Dutch one who married Henry VIII?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19I can't remember her name.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22I don't know the university, so I'm going for going to space,
0:21:22 > 0:21:26and I hope I'm going to pronounce it right, Valentina Tereshkova.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Valentina Tereshkova. Let's see if it's right
0:21:28 > 0:21:30and, if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Well done, it's right, Kathy.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- Very well done, indeed. - APPLAUSE
0:21:42 > 0:21:45That's a great answer. It's scores you one.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50A great example of someone going through the board,
0:21:50 > 0:21:53getting the obvious ones wrong and then pulling out
0:21:53 > 0:21:56a brilliant answer right at the bottom of the board.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- So Dave Prowse and Valentina Tereshkova, that's not bad. - Brilliant.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Let's take a look at the rest of them.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04The run for vice-president not Hillary Clinton, she is a Democrat.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Xander, do you know that one? - Palin.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Sarah Palin would have scored you 14.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11The first woman to marry Henry VIII? MOUTHS WORDS
0:22:11 > 0:22:15We should all know this, but it's Catherine of Aragon.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19Would have scored you 20. To win a Best Director Oscar?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Kathryn Bigelow. - For The Hurt Locker.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Absolutely. Only two points.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24There's a pointless answer,
0:22:24 > 0:22:28which is the first female cox is in the university boat race.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Sue Brown, so very well done if you got that.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Anyone who got all six of those, that is no mean feat.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Thank you. Let's take a look at the scores.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Well, the Kathys are looking very strong indeed on just one.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Then up to Tracy and Tora on 16, also looking very strong
0:22:45 > 0:22:49when we put it in the context of Bob and Dan's 100.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Anything can happen in the second so, Dan,
0:22:51 > 0:22:54all we need from you is a low scoring answer
0:22:54 > 0:22:58and a bit of a prayer and maybe that will be enough to get you through to the head-to-head.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Best of luck. OK, can the second players
0:23:00 > 0:23:02please take their places at the podium?
0:23:06 > 0:23:10OK, we'll put six more female firsts on the board and here they come.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12We have got...
0:23:25 > 0:23:26I'll read them one final time...
0:23:37 > 0:23:39There we are, now then, Kathy C,
0:23:39 > 0:23:42you are on 1. Highest scorers are Bob and Dan
0:23:42 > 0:23:46on 100, which means a score of 98 or less from you
0:23:46 > 0:23:49will be enough to see you into the head-to-head.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54The first test-tube baby - Louise Brown.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Louise Brown.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Louise Brown. Is that right? How many people said it?
0:24:01 > 0:24:02You've done it.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09- Eight. - APPLAUSE.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13That's a brilliant answer. It takes your total up to 9.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Lovely low total there. Richard.
0:24:14 > 0:24:19Yes, 1978, under the procedure now known as IVF.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Now then, Dan, we're looking for the names
0:24:22 > 0:24:25of women who achieved these famous firsts.
0:24:25 > 0:24:30I was hoping to go for that, so I'm not sure.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Dan, that was only eight points. We want a pointless answer from you.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37I will have to guess that the Nobel Prize
0:24:37 > 0:24:39was Marie Curie.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Marie Curie you are saying, the first woman to win a Nobel Prize.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Let's see if Marie Curie is right
0:24:44 > 0:24:46and how many people said it.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49It's right!
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Still going down. Ooh, 17.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57APPLAUSE
0:25:00 > 0:25:0217, which takes your total
0:25:02 > 0:25:05up to an unbeatable 117. Richard.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Yes, the first woman to win a Nobel Prize
0:25:08 > 0:25:11and the first of either sex to win two Nobel prizes in science.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Two Nobel prizes?- One in physics, one in chemistry.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15- Wow.- Yeah!
0:25:15 > 0:25:16LAUGHTER
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Tora, once again, I carry great news for you.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21You are through to the next round.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23It doesn't matter what you say, you're on 16,
0:25:23 > 0:25:26you'll never overtake the high score of Dan and Bob.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29But take us through the board. You're the last person to have it.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32So have a guess at some of these answers.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35OK, trainer, Grand National winner, I think is Jenny Pitman.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39I can picture the lady who is the leader of the Green Party,
0:25:39 > 0:25:42but I cannot for the life of me remember her name
0:25:42 > 0:25:44and appear on a postage stamp I believe is Queen Victoria
0:25:44 > 0:25:47for the Penny Black.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49What about head of MI5, have you got that?
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Nope.- I thought you were going to say that's classified!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- I might have to kill you if I told you.- Yeah.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Which one will you go for, Tora?
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- Appear on a postage stamp, Queen Victoria.- OK. Very good.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Queen Victoria. Is that correct? If it is, how many people said it?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- 38. - APPLAUSE
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Takes your total up to 54.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20- Queen Victoria. - Good answer, safely through. Appeared on the Penny Black,
0:26:20 > 0:26:22the first postage stamp.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Do you know how many Penny Blacks there were?
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Original Penny Blacks, what do you reckon?
0:26:26 > 0:26:2912.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31So close(!) 68 million.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34LAUGHTER Let's go through the rest of them.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36You're right about the Grand National winner,
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Jenny Pitman who trained Corbiere in 1983.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41The head of MI5.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- Stella Rimington. - Absolutely right.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Would have scored three.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47One point if you can name the first woman
0:26:47 > 0:26:49to sit in the House of Commons for the Green party.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- I do know her name. - MP for Brighton Pavilion.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- It would have to be Brighton.- Yeah.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- It's Caroline Lucas.- Yep.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Described the House of Commons like Hogwarts on steroids when she first arrived.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04- Which makes sound quite fun.- Yes. - Thanks very much, Richard.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07At the end of Round 2, losing pair with a highest score, it's Dan and Bob.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- HE SIGHS - We've been spoilt on our 300th show.
0:27:12 > 0:27:17People who have gone out have gone out for taking brilliant risks.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Great news is we will see you again. I have no doubt you will go much further when we have you back.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25- In the meantime, thanks very much playing. Dan and Bob. - APPLAUSE
0:27:26 > 0:27:31For the remaining two pairs, things are about to get more exciting as we enter the head-to-head.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42Congratulations, Tracy and Tora, Kathy R and Kathy C,
0:27:42 > 0:27:44you are only one round away from the final
0:27:44 > 0:27:50- and a chance to play for jackpot, which currently stands at £3,750. - APPLAUSE
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Obviously, only one pair can play for that money.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58To decide which pair it's going to be,
0:27:58 > 0:28:01you are going head-to-head on the best of three questions.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot
0:28:04 > 0:28:06and you are now allowed to confer.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09It's the Army versus the Navy.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12It's what it boils down to.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Very exciting. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16APPLAUSE
0:28:19 > 0:28:23OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Exotic fruits, Richard.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30Yes, as a special 300th-show treat,
0:28:30 > 0:28:33we are back to show you five pictures of exotic fruit.
0:28:33 > 0:28:34Can you identify them, please?
0:28:34 > 0:28:37OK. Thanks, Richard, let's reveal our five exotic fruits
0:28:37 > 0:28:40and here they come. We have...
0:28:51 > 0:28:55So there they are. Five exotic fruits. Tracy and Tora,
0:28:55 > 0:28:59because you played best throughout the show, you go first.
0:28:59 > 0:29:00INDISTINCT WHISPERING
0:29:04 > 0:29:07We're going for pomegranate at E.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10E, pomegranate, says Tora and Tracy.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15- The Kathys. You can talk out loud now, if you like.- Um...
0:29:15 > 0:29:18We're going to go for A, star fruit.
0:29:18 > 0:29:19Star fruit.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24If it's not called that, it should be, certainly. Star fruit.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26We have pomegranate, we have star fruit.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29Tracy and Tora said E was pomegranate.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32Let's see if it's right. If it is, how many people said pomegranate?
0:29:33 > 0:29:35It's right.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37- INHALES SHARPLY - 79.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39APPLAUSE
0:29:42 > 0:29:4879 said "pomegranate". So the Kathys have said that A is star fruit.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Let's see if that's right.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53If it is, let's see how many said star fruit for A.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56It's right. 79's what we had.
0:29:56 > 0:29:5874. Wow.
0:30:01 > 0:30:05Very, very closely run, but the Kathys have it,
0:30:05 > 0:30:07which means after only one question,
0:30:07 > 0:30:09it's 1-0 to Kathy R and Kathy C. Richard.
0:30:09 > 0:30:10Yes, the star fruit,
0:30:10 > 0:30:14which until the early '90s was called the opal fruit(!) LAUGHTER
0:30:18 > 0:30:21Do you know what B is, do you want to have a go at these?
0:30:21 > 0:30:22BOTH: Papaya.
0:30:22 > 0:30:26Papaya, absolutely right. That would have scored 36.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28That would have won the point, as well.
0:30:28 > 0:30:29C?
0:30:31 > 0:30:32Is lychee?
0:30:32 > 0:30:35- It's not lychee, actually.- No? - It's a mangosteen.
0:30:35 > 0:30:39A mangosteen would have scored you four points.
0:30:39 > 0:30:40You could have mangosteen and langoustine.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43- That would be nice.- Wouldn't it?
0:30:43 > 0:30:45- And D.- D.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48- No idea?- It looks like a stick of rock.- It does.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50It's the dragon fruit. Dragon fruit.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53It would have scored a hefty 23, but would have won the point.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Well done if you got those.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57- Well done to anybody who got a mangosteen.- Yeah.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59Here comes your second question
0:30:59 > 0:31:01and it concerns...
0:31:03 > 0:31:05..winners of the Open Championship.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07Winners of the Open Championship. Richard.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09We're about to show you the names of five golfers
0:31:09 > 0:31:12who won the Open Championship since 1970.
0:31:12 > 0:31:16We're only going to give you their initials. Can you pick the most obscure from this board?
0:31:16 > 0:31:17OK, thanks very much.
0:31:17 > 0:31:21Tracy and Tora, for you, and for the Army,
0:31:21 > 0:31:25you have to win this question to stay in the game.
0:31:25 > 0:31:29Here it comes. Let's reveal our five Open champions.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31And we have...
0:31:36 > 0:31:39I'll read those one more time..
0:31:42 > 0:31:46There are our five Open Championship champions.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Now, the Kathys, you go first this time.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52INDISTINCT WHISPERING
0:31:57 > 0:31:59We are going for LT, Lee Trevino.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02Lee Trevino, you're saying.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04Kathy R and Kathy C for LT, Lee Trevino.
0:32:04 > 0:32:08Tracy and Tora, you can talk us through the board out loud.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11We think it's Seve Ballesteros, SB,
0:32:11 > 0:32:13and NF, Nick Faldo.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15But they're both really well known.
0:32:15 > 0:32:19I don't know, Tora?
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Are you getting anything for the bottom two?
0:32:23 > 0:32:25I'm afraid not.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27- Come on, the Army, come on.- I know.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32- OK, we're going to go Nick Faldo, please.- NF, Nick Faldo.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35We have LT, Lee Trevino,
0:32:35 > 0:32:38NF, Nick Faldo. The Kathys said Lee Trevino.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50It's a good one, down it goes.
0:32:50 > 0:32:52Oh, look at that. 8.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54APPLAUSE
0:32:57 > 0:32:59Wow, 8 for Lee Trevino.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Now, the Army.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03Tracy and Tora have said
0:33:03 > 0:33:07NF, Faldo. 8 is what you have to beat.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Can Nick Faldo do it?
0:33:14 > 0:33:15APPLAUSE
0:33:15 > 0:33:1855 for Nick Faldo...
0:33:21 > 0:33:27..which means after only two questions, Kathy R and Kathy C are through to the final 2-0. Richard.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29That is a body blow for the Army, isn't it?
0:33:29 > 0:33:32- They're not going to like that one bit.- Not one bit.
0:33:32 > 0:33:37Let's go through the answers. Only one on the board that would have won you the point.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39It's not SB, which you rightly said was Seve Ballesteros.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42He would have scored you 40 points.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45It's not even IB-F, who is the Australian golfer
0:33:45 > 0:33:48Ian Baker-Finch, who won in 1991. He would've scored you 9 points.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52The one that would have got you the points is DC, who won in 2011.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54Very famous, very emotional victory
0:33:54 > 0:33:56for the Northern Irish golfer Darren Clarke.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59Darren Clarke would have scored you 5 points.
0:33:59 > 0:34:03- Very well done if you got Darren Clarke.- Oh, wow.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Thank you, Richard. So the losing pair -
0:34:05 > 0:34:06Tracy and Tora.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10You've come through this game so well, so strongly
0:34:10 > 0:34:12and then you came up against the Navy.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Senior Service every time.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Senior Service every time!
0:34:18 > 0:34:20I'm sorry this is where we say goodbye.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22It's been wonderful having you on the show. Thank you.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26BOTH: Thank you. APPLAUSE
0:34:26 > 0:34:29But for Kathy R and Kathy C, it is now time for our Pointless final.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38Congratulations, Kathy R, Kathy C, you have fought off the competition
0:34:38 > 0:34:41and won the coveted Pointless trophy, so very well done.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:34:49 > 0:34:53and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £3,750.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:35:00 > 0:35:04The rules are very simple. To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07We've only had one pointless answer on the show today.
0:35:07 > 0:35:11If you can find one more now, you would take home £3,750.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14Firstly, you've got to choose a category and you can choose
0:35:14 > 0:35:16from these five options. They are...
0:35:23 > 0:35:26- Royal family?- Yeah.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29Playwrights would be all right for me. Royal family might be OK.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Detective fiction might be OK.
0:35:31 > 0:35:36The only one I wouldn't want is '70s music. The one we're both agreed on
0:35:36 > 0:35:38- is the royal family.- OK.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41The royal family. Let's find out what the question is.
0:35:41 > 0:35:42Here it comes.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:35:51 > 0:35:53..as they could.
0:35:53 > 0:35:54Richard.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57We're looking for anyone listed in the line of succession
0:35:57 > 0:36:01on the UK monarchy website who is not a direct descendant of Queen Elizabeth II.
0:36:01 > 0:36:05That's not a child, grandchild or great-grandchild of Queen Elizabeth II.
0:36:05 > 0:36:09The last in line to the throne who is a direct descendant is Zara Phillips, or Zara Tindall.
0:36:09 > 0:36:13- So anybody in the line of succession after her, please. - OK. Thanks very much, Richard.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16You have up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:36:16 > 0:36:20All you need to win £3,750 is just one of those answers
0:36:20 > 0:36:22to be pointless.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24- Are you ready?- Yes.- OK.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29There they are. Your time starts now.
0:36:29 > 0:36:34- Princess Margaret's children, Sarah...- Sarah Catto.- Chatto?
0:36:34 > 0:36:37BOTH: And Viscount Linley.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39- The Duke of Gloucester.- Yeah.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42- The Duke of Kent. - And their children, which is, um...
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Um...
0:36:44 > 0:36:46Lord Alexander.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Looking at you.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50LAUGHTER
0:36:50 > 0:36:54- Lord Frederick Windsor.- Yeah. - Lord Frederick Windsor.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57So we have Lord Frederick Windsor, Sarah Chatto,
0:36:57 > 0:36:59and one more.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02- Helen. I don't know Helen's name. - Windsor?
0:37:02 > 0:37:06- Helen Windsor. Lady Helen Windsor. - No, she got married, didn't she?
0:37:07 > 0:37:10You've got to have the married names, though.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12So Lord Freddie Windsor.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14Yeah. Sarah Chatto.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18- And the Duke of Kent. - The Duke of Kent.- OK, we're ready.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21OK. We can stop the clock. I now need your three answers.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24We were looking for people in the line of succession
0:37:24 > 0:37:28who are not direct descendants of Queen Elizabeth II.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30- Lord Freddie Windsor. - Lord Freddie Windsor.
0:37:30 > 0:37:34- Sarah Chatto.- Sarah Chatto, yeah.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37- And the Duke of Kent. - And the Duke of Kent.
0:37:37 > 0:37:41Of those three answers, which do you reckon is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:37:41 > 0:37:44- Lord Freddie Windsor.- OK, Freddie Windsor, we'll put him last.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47Which is your least likely shot?
0:37:47 > 0:37:50- The Duke of Kent. - We'll put him first.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52Let's pop up on the board in that order and here they come.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55We have got...
0:37:57 > 0:38:01There they are. Now, we were looking for people in the line of succession
0:38:01 > 0:38:04who are not direct descendant of Queen Elizabeth II.
0:38:04 > 0:38:10The Duke of Kent was your least likely shot at a pointless answer, you felt.
0:38:10 > 0:38:11Let's see if it's right.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15You only have to find one pointless answer to win that £3,750.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18Let's see, the Duke of Kent, is it right and how many said it?
0:38:21 > 0:38:24It's right.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Let's see how far down it goes.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28See how well people know the line of succession.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30It's still going down.
0:38:30 > 0:38:34If it goes to 0, you leave with £3,750.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36- 8!- 8!- Wow.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41There you are. Not a pointless answer,
0:38:41 > 0:38:44but it's looking pretty good for your next answers.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47Only eight people knew the Duke of Kent.
0:38:47 > 0:38:51You only have two more chances to win today's jackpot. £3,750.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Kathy C, what would you do with it?
0:38:53 > 0:38:55We're going to have swimming lessons.
0:38:55 > 0:39:01OK, two Navy Wrens and you neither of you swim?
0:39:01 > 0:39:02LAUGHTER
0:39:02 > 0:39:06- No. It wasn't part of the criteria when we joined.- OK.
0:39:06 > 0:39:10I tell you what, I think at 3,750 quid,
0:39:10 > 0:39:13these are going to be quite posh swimming lessons.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16- A lot of hot chocolate at the end of them.- BOTH: Yes.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18We're looking for people in the line of succession
0:39:18 > 0:39:20who are not direct descendants of the Queen.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23Let's hope nobody said Lady Sarah Chatto.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25This has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28So, for £3,750,
0:39:28 > 0:39:31let's see how many people said Lady Sarah Chatto.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35It's absolutely right.
0:39:35 > 0:39:39Well, the Duke of Kent took us down to 9.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42Let's see how far Sarah Chatto can take us down.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45Still going down.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48Oh! 3 for Lady Sarah Chatto.
0:39:53 > 0:39:573 for Lady Sarah Chatto. It's all moving in the right direction.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59You have one more chance to win the jackpot.
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Everything is riding on Freddie Windsor.
0:40:03 > 0:40:07We're looking for people in the line of succession who are not direct descendants of the Queen.
0:40:07 > 0:40:12Your final answer, Lord Frederick Windsor, was your most confident shot at a pointless answer.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14It has to be right, it has to be pointless
0:40:14 > 0:40:17for you to win the jackpot of £3,750.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19Lord Frederick Windsor. How many people said that?
0:40:23 > 0:40:25Well, it's right.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27So the Duke of Kent down to 9.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Lady Sarah Chatto down to 3.
0:40:32 > 0:40:33Down it comes.
0:40:33 > 0:40:34Oh, no!
0:40:34 > 0:40:37APPLAUSE
0:40:39 > 0:40:41One person!
0:40:42 > 0:40:44We should have said his sister.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47Do you remember his sister's name?
0:40:47 > 0:40:52- Gabriella.- Yeah, well, we'll find out. The big man will tell us.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Oh, you came close.
0:40:58 > 0:41:02I'm afraid you don't win the jackpot of £3,750, which will roll over
0:41:02 > 0:41:05to the next show, but you have been brilliant contestants
0:41:05 > 0:41:09and you do get to take home our Pointless trophy, so very well done.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12APPLAUSE
0:41:16 > 0:41:19- Gabriella Windsor. - Yes, Gabriella Windsor,
0:41:19 > 0:41:21the sister of Freddie.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24- Pointless?- Pointless answer.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26AUDIENCE: Aw!
0:41:26 > 0:41:29And you were talking about Lady Helen Windsor.
0:41:29 > 0:41:34She became Lady Helen Taylor. And she was pointless, as well, I'm afraid.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Let's take a look at a few of the pointless answers.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38You said Sarah Chatto.
0:41:38 > 0:41:42Her son Arthur Chatto was a pointless answer.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45Cassius Taylor is the son of Lady Helen Taylor, he was pointless
0:41:45 > 0:41:48as were his siblings Estella, Columbus and Eloise.
0:41:48 > 0:41:52The Earl of Ulster, son of the Duke of Gloucester, is a pointless answer.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Lyla Gilman, granddaughter of the Duke of Gloucester, is a pointless answer.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57as was her mother, Rose. Samuel Chatto,
0:41:57 > 0:41:59another son of Sarah Chatto.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02The Honourable Margarita Armstrong-Jones,
0:42:02 > 0:42:04Viscount Linley's daughter, was pointless.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08The Lady Davina Lewis, there's Gabriella Windsor
0:42:08 > 0:42:10and the Lady Helen Taylor at the end.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13Very tough luck. You played so well throughout.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Very well done if you got those at home.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18While you finish, I'll get the gift for the audience.
0:42:18 > 0:42:21Ah. OK. Right, I'll wrap up.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24Unfortunately, we do have to say goodbye to you, Kathy R and Kathy C,
0:42:24 > 0:42:28but it's been wonderful having you on the show. Thank you so much for playing.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30Great contestants.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33APPLAUSE
0:42:33 > 0:42:37Unfortunately, Kathy R and Kathy C did not win our jackpot today.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39- Ah!- You like?
0:42:39 > 0:42:42So it rolls over to the next show, which means, on the next show...
0:42:42 > 0:42:45- Can I say, this is really heavy? - Is it?
0:42:45 > 0:42:48I'll be quick. That's beautiful.
0:42:48 > 0:42:52Wow. On the next show we'll be playing for £4,750.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55There it is. Join us next time to see if someone can win it.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01APPLAUSE
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