Episode 21

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0:00:15 > 0:00:19APPLAUSE

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:27 > 0:00:29the quiz show where obvious answers mean nothing

0:00:29 > 0:00:31and obscure answers mean everything.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Let's meet today's players.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35APPLAUSE

0:00:37 > 0:00:40First up, we welcome Jack and Hattie,

0:00:40 > 0:00:42our first pair on the show today.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Jack, how do you two know each other?- We're brother and sister.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49- Where are you from, Hattie?- We are from Brighton.- What do you do, Jack?

0:00:49 > 0:00:52I've just finished a sports science degree at Brunel University.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Hattie.- Yeah.- What do you do?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56I'm a trainee solicitor.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59OK, what do you like to get up to in your spare time, Hattie?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02I sing at open mic nights from time to time.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Jack, what d'you like to get up to?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05I am a sport fanatic

0:01:05 > 0:01:07and a Brighton and Hove Albion season ticket holder,

0:01:07 > 0:01:10but also - and I know this sounds quite lazy -

0:01:10 > 0:01:12but I do love TV shows, so...

0:01:12 > 0:01:14OK, anything like that would be good for you.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Sport, obviously, would be fantastic.- Yeah.

0:01:16 > 0:01:21- Hattie, anything you are hoping will come up?- Movie stars, the Oscars, would be really good for me.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Very good, favourite movie star?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Ryan Gosling!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Brilliant.- That's an honest but shallow answer.- Yeah.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31No, it's very good. It's a good answer.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Great to have you on the show. A warm welcome.- Thank you very much.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Next, we welcome back Matthew and Kieron.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40You were on the show last time, everyone gets two chances to reach the Pointless final.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43This is your second chance. Matthew, remind us how you know each other.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46We know each other from the schooldays.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49We were good mates from then, about ten years now.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Very good. Kieron, what happened last time?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54I think we did pretty well, I was happy to get to the head-to-head.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Yeah, it was a pretty creditable performance.- We're happy with that.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Anyway, what would you hope would come up today? What'll see you through to the final?

0:02:01 > 0:02:06I'm a big sci-fi geek, I think I'd be all right with that, so...

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Sport - I think we're both pretty good at as well.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Anything else you want to throw in, Matthew?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Just not politics. - Anything but politics.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Which came up last time, so...

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Well, let's hope it doesn't rear its head again this time.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20The very best of luck, Matthew and Kieron.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Great to have you back on the show. Next, we welcome Kriss and Lyn.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- How do you two know each other? - Kriss is my youngest son.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- What do you do, Lyn? - Well, I'm retired.

0:02:29 > 0:02:34- What do you like doing with your time?- I keep extremely busy.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- I dance a lot, I dance five or six times a week.- Wow!

0:02:37 > 0:02:42- What kind of dancing? - I love line dancing, actually.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I was going to say, you REALLY love line dancing. Six times a week!

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- No, no!- Whoa, those belt loops must get a real workout.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Line dancing three times a week,

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Scottish country dancing two or three times a week.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55What's your favourite reel?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Oh, OK, Baldovan Reel.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Baldovan Reel, is that...?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Never heard of it, but I'm going to play along.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Baldovan Reel, yes, that's the...

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Yes. Good.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Sort of.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Kriss, what do you do?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11I'm a communications support worker,

0:03:11 > 0:03:14which means I do sign language for deaf students at secondary school.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Fantastic. How long have you been doing that?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Ooh, about nine years now. - Could you cross over and do...?

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Cos they do signed performances in theatres and things like that, don't they?- They do.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28I originally did want to be that guy in the corner of the telly...

0:03:28 > 0:03:32- Yeah!- ..but now, after being on the telly, I'm not so sure!- Oh, really?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Very, very best of luck to you, Kriss and Lyn.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Great to have you on the show. Finally, we welcome back

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Mark and Wendy, who were also on the show last time.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Now, Mark, remind us how you know each other.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- We're colleagues, we work together. - What happened last time, Mark?

0:03:46 > 0:03:51- We went out in the first round.- You went Geoff Hoon.- We went Geoff Hoon.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- You went defence.- We should have gone Leon Brittan. What can I say?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56There you are, should have gone Leon Brittan.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59It's a problem you often have in life and...yeah.

0:03:59 > 0:04:04- What do you hope will come up today, Wendy?- Anything to do with cooking.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Very good. What kind of cooking do you like?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09I like to entertain people,

0:04:09 > 0:04:12so I like to push boundaries and try new foods,

0:04:12 > 0:04:16but I also quite enjoy baking cakes and treating people to cake.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19I wish we'd known that before this show,

0:04:19 > 0:04:22we perhaps might have sent Wendy off with a list of requests.

0:04:22 > 0:04:27D'you know what's happened? She's totally made us a cake and keeping it quiet, until the end.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28That's what's happened.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Yeah.- Thanks, Wendy. That's going to be amazing.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35And, Mark, what have you made us? Sorry, what are you...?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Sorry, sorry. What are you hoping is going to come up today?

0:04:38 > 0:04:43Literature possibly, or plays

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- and maybe '80s and '90s TV. - Very good.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Well, Mark and Wendy, very best of luck. Great having you back on the show.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52We'll find out more about you all as we go along.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55There's only one person left for me to introduce.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Obscurity is his bread and butter and facts are his filling.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00He's just one big Pointless sandwich.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- He is my Pointless friend... He's Richard.- Hiya.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Hello. Hiya.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12It should be a good show. Matthew and Kieron were strong last time.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15They got to the head-to-head, did well. They'll be tough to beat,

0:05:15 > 0:05:17but also we just didn't see the best of Mark and Wendy.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21One of those occasions where they were very unlucky to go out in Round One,

0:05:21 > 0:05:23so I suspect they'll go much further.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Question one...could be...

0:05:26 > 0:05:27carnage.

0:05:28 > 0:05:33It's one of those ones where as soon as you read the question out people just go, "Oh, really?"

0:05:33 > 0:05:37But, if you think about it, everyone will have an answer.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Best of luck.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42All our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44In order to get to the final round

0:05:44 > 0:05:46and be in with a chance of winning the jackpot,

0:05:46 > 0:05:48our contestants must find the obscure answers

0:05:48 > 0:05:50those 100 people couldn't get.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52The fewer of the 100 people who knew the answer,

0:05:52 > 0:05:54the fewer points they'll score.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57What everyone is trying to do is to find a pointless answer.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59This is an answer that none of our 100 people gave

0:05:59 > 0:06:03and each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Nobody won the jackpot last time so we add another £1,000 to that,

0:06:06 > 0:06:08so today's jackpot starts off at...

0:06:11 > 0:06:14APPLAUSE

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20APPLAUSE

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Now, in this first round, each of you must give me one answer

0:06:25 > 0:06:27and you cannot confer with your partner.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Whichever pair has the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Try and make sure it's not you. OK, our first category today...

0:06:35 > 0:06:37..is Chemistry.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38No-one panicking at this stage?

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Richard. - We're looking for any element on the periodic table

0:06:59 > 0:07:01that has no repeated letters in its name -

0:07:01 > 0:07:04that is all the letters in its name are different.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- That makes sense, doesn't it? - Yeah.- No repeated letters.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Jack and Hattie - you all drew lots before the show

0:07:09 > 0:07:12and today you are going first.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Hattie...- Yes.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17An element with no repeated letters in its name.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20I can think of loads of elements

0:07:20 > 0:07:24but they've all got repeating letters in them.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26So, I will go for...

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Just checking. Radon. Please. - OK, radon, says Hattie.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Let's see if it's right, and if it is,

0:07:34 > 0:07:36let's see how many of our 100 people said radon.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Absolutely right.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- 5 - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:48 > 0:07:505, Hattie. There's a good answer.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Great score.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Radon.- Yeah, well played, Hattie. Very well played.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57It's the densest gas of all,

0:07:57 > 0:07:58radon.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Great in a bath at the end of a day. Oof! Just a bit of radon.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06Seriously, don't take a bath in radon. That's not...

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Do. Really do.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11It's just... Oh! Relax in a radon bath.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Don't be silly, cos somebody will.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Now then. Kieron.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Well, one of my best mates back home is actually a chemist,

0:08:21 > 0:08:23so he will kill me if I get this wrong.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- I want to go for argon. - Argon, says Kieron.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Let's see if that's right, if it is, how many of our 100 people said argon?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Absolutely right.

0:08:37 > 0:08:3816.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41APPLAUSE

0:08:41 > 0:08:4416 for argon.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Yeah, another of the noble gases, argon.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- It makes up one percent of the atmosphere.- Lyn.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52A nice chemical element with no repeated letters.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56- Short and sweet, I'll go for lead. - Let's see if that's right.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59If it is, how many of our 100 people said lead?

0:09:07 > 0:09:0822.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11APPLAUSE

0:09:11 > 0:09:1422 for lead.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Well played, Lyn. The heaviest common metal.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- Obviously, much less used now than it used to be.- There we are.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Now then, Wendy.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27Wendy, a nice obscure element with no repeated letters.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Not my strongest subject, I'm afraid,

0:09:29 > 0:09:32but I'm going to say cadnium.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- You are going to say...? - Cadnium.- Let's see if that's right.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Bad luck, Wendy.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46I'm afraid cadnium is an incorrect answer.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49It scores you the maximum of 100 points. I'm sorry.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Two "M"s, Wendy, I'm afraid. Cadmium.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Right, OK.- Bad luck.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57It is an element, though.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Do you sense that we're not going to get this cake?

0:10:02 > 0:10:05ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Well, if we do, it's going to have quite a lot of RADON in it.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10There we go. Halfway through the round,

0:10:10 > 0:10:13let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Hattie and Jack...

0:10:15 > 0:10:165!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Very, very strong answer. Lovely low score.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Then up to 16, where we find Kieran and Matthew.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Up to 22, where we find Lyn and Kriss.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27All of you now looking extremely strong in light of, I'm afraid,

0:10:27 > 0:10:29100 for Wendy and Mark.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32But who knows what might happen in the next pass.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Good luck. We're coming back down the line. Second players, take your place at the podium.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41OK, so we are looking for...

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Mark, you are the high scorers, I'm sorry to say, on 100 points.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51Might you have a pointless answer somewhere in there?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Barium.- Oh, that sounds good.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Barium, is it right, how many people said it?

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Absolutely right.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- 2. - APPLAUSE

0:11:08 > 0:11:10The best score of the round so far, Mark.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Barium. If anything is going to get you out of difficulty,

0:11:13 > 0:11:17that deserves to. Total, 102.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Yes, well played. Fingers crossed for you. An alkaline metal, barium.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Thanks very much. Now then, Kriss.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25The high scorers are Mark and Wendy on 102.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29You're on 22, so a score of 79 or less will see you into the next round.

0:11:30 > 0:11:35Well, I think I'll go for a short and sweet one as well with zinc.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Zinc, says Kriss. Zinc. Let's see if that's right,

0:11:37 > 0:11:40and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said zinc.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45You are through to the next round, well done.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48- 36 with zinc. - APPLAUSE

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Takes your total up to 58.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Well played, Kriss. Safe and sound, did all you needed to do there.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Now then, Matthew.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59I'm going to go for sodium.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Sodium, says Matthew. Sodium, there is your red line.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05If you get below that red line, you're in the next round.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09Let's see if sodium's right, and if so, let's see how many of our 100 people said sodium.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Absolutely right, and you're through.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- 17 for sodium. - APPLAUSE

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Great answer. Takes your total up to 33.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Yes, a very light, reactive metal. It ignites if it touches water, sodium.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Now then, we come to you, Jack and Hattie.

0:12:30 > 0:12:35The high scorers are Mark and Wendy on 102, you are on 5.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38So, Jack, if you can score 96 or less,

0:12:38 > 0:12:41you are through to the next round. Do you think he can do it, Hattie?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44I don't know.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Jack, come on.- Cheers!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51It's one of my weaker subjects,

0:12:51 > 0:12:56so I'm going to play it safe and go for hydrogen.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00OK, hydrogen, says Jack. Is it right, how many people said it?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Well done, you're through.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07- 35 for hydrogen. - APPLAUSE

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Takes you total up to 40.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Very well done. Richard. - Well played, Jack.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18- The simplest atom of them all. It's very gutsy to go for a long word, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Every single person in the audience was doing what I was doing, which was going...

0:13:21 > 0:13:23HE MUTTERS LETTERS

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Just checking it through. Checking it through.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27He's not a good speller either, so it was really good.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Very well played, Jack. There's a whole bunch of pointless answers.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32I'm sure some people would've got these.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36The chemists amongst you. Let's take a look at some of them.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Bismuth would've been a pointless answer, bohrium, cerium.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Caesium, erbium, francium.

0:13:45 > 0:13:50Nobelium, scandium and thorium. Very well done if you said any of those.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54Let's take a look at the worst answers. These are the ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Where it should be.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Exactly where it should be. - Right at the top. Yeah.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Thanks very much, Richard. So, at the end of our first round,

0:14:09 > 0:14:13the losing pair with the highest score, it's Mark and Wendy again.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Cadmium and Geoff Hoon. Ugh!

0:14:15 > 0:14:19The pair of them between them have conspired on both shows you've been on.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21It's been great having you on the show.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25I'm so sorry we have to say goodbye so soon, but Mark and Wendy, great contestants, thanks for playing.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39So four pairs become three pairs,

0:14:39 > 0:14:44but sadly, at the end of this round, another pair will be leaving us.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47So, very interesting first round. Matthew and Kieron.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Now, you made it through to the head-to-head last time.

0:14:49 > 0:14:54Judging on that last round, which pair do you think will be tougher to beat in a head-to-head?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Kriss and Lyn, or Jack and Hattie?

0:14:56 > 0:14:59I don't know, some great scores from all of them, to be honest,

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- so I think it's too close to call, I think.- Yeah.- OK.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03Very, very best of luck to all three pairs.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Our category for Round Two today is...

0:15:08 > 0:15:12Celebrations. Can you decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19OK, our question concerns...

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Countries and their public holidays. Richard.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29On each pass, we're going to give you the name of six national holidays

0:15:29 > 0:15:32and the dates they usually take place. We need you to tell us

0:15:32 > 0:15:36in which modern-day country do these celebrations uniquely occur, please.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Give us an incorrect answer, you'll score 100 points.

0:15:39 > 0:15:4312 in all to have a go with at home. Very, very best of luck. And as always, by country,

0:15:43 > 0:15:46we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49So we are looking for the countries where these public holidays are celebrated.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51And we have got...

0:16:10 > 0:16:12I'll read those all one last time.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29There we are. Six public holidays.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33You just have to find the most obscure one. Jack?

0:16:33 > 0:16:35OK, well, sadly, again, I do know a few

0:16:35 > 0:16:38but they haven't showed up on the board, so I'll have to play it safe.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41I'll go for Gandhi's birthday being celebrated in India.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Gandhi's birthday, India, says Jack.

0:16:43 > 0:16:48Let's see if it's right, and if so, let's see how many people knew that answer. Gandhi's birthday, India.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Oh, oh, Jack!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54- APPLAUSE - 91.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58- That was safe.- Yes, it was safe.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00It's also the International Day of Non-violence,

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Gandhi's birthday as well.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05They have 17 public holidays a year in India.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09- How many do we have?- We've got eight, I think.- Eight?- Yeah.- 17?!

0:17:09 > 0:17:11- Would be nice, wouldn't it? - That's more like it!

0:17:11 > 0:17:16And bung some on a Friday like they do in France, you have the Friday and Monday off.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18They do that every week, though, don't they, in France?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Actually, that's true, they do. Good point.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Anyway, there we are. Matthew, Matthew...

0:17:23 > 0:17:24This is tricky,

0:17:24 > 0:17:26so I'm just going to have a guess,

0:17:26 > 0:17:31and that is the Emperor's Holiday being in Thailand.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33The Emperor's Holiday in Thailand.

0:17:33 > 0:17:38Let's see if it's right, and if so, let's see how many of our 100 people said it was in Thailand.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Bad luck, Matthew. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

0:17:45 > 0:17:47which means you score the maximum of 100 points. I'm sorry.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Yeah, sorry, Matthew. If they had an Emperor's Holiday in Thailand,

0:17:50 > 0:17:53the King of Thailand would go mental. LAUGHTER

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Now then, Lyn.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59So we're looking for countries where they celebrate these holidays.

0:17:59 > 0:18:04I would guess the top one might be China or Japan.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07I can't even read the bottom one. So I'll go for...

0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Chulalongkorn?- That's it.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13I'll go for the safe one, Bastille Day is France.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16I don't like this "safe one" nonsense. This is worrying me.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20- Well, I have got my fingers crossed. - OK, well, Kriss, cross yours.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Kriss...

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Kriss-cross.- Yeah, that's good. Yeah, very good.- OK then,

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Lyn has said Bastille Day, France.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35It's right. Ooh-hoo-hoo!

0:18:35 > 0:18:38- 92. Wow. - APPLAUSE

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- 92 for France.- That's a big old score, isn't it, for Bastille Day.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48They have a grand military parade up the Champs-Elysees, the French, on Bastille Day.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Let's take a look at the rest of the answers. The Emperor's Holiday,

0:18:51 > 0:18:54not in China, it is in Japan. It's in Japan.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57So, you're not in Thailand, it is Japan.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59St Wenceslas day, well, Good King Wenceslas,

0:18:59 > 0:19:03the Czech Republic is Wenceslas Day. That would've scored you 7 points.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07Human Rights Day is in South Africa. That would've scored you 3 points.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11And Chulalongkorn Day, that's in Thailand.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Ah-h!

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Would've scored you 10 points.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17He was the former King of Thailand, Chulalongkorn.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19The son of the king Yul Brynner plays in The King And I.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Really?- It's his son. He abolished slavery,

0:19:21 > 0:19:24did all sorts of good things in what was Siam at the time.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Thanks, Richard. We're halfway through the round.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Let's take a look at the scores.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Cor, what a round that was!

0:19:31 > 0:19:35Well, Jack and Hattie, once again looking very strong on 91.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36LAUGHTER

0:19:36 > 0:19:40Then we travel up to 92 where we find Lyn and Kriss, then up to 100.

0:19:40 > 0:19:44Normally if you get an answer wrong, you're way out ahead

0:19:44 > 0:19:49of the field, but the others are quite reassuringly close behind you. Going to come back down the line.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Can the second players take their places at the podium?

0:19:53 > 0:19:57OK, we're going to put six more public holidays on the board.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59And here they are. We have got...

0:20:17 > 0:20:20I'll read those one last time, if I can.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37So, there we are, six public holidays,

0:20:37 > 0:20:40and as always on Pointless, you're trying to find the one you think

0:20:40 > 0:20:41the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Now, Kriss, you're on 92,

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Kieron and Matthew way ahead of you on 100.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49If you can score 7 or less, you are through to the head-to-head.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Well, I'll be honest with you, I don't know any of them

0:20:52 > 0:20:55except the top one, but that's going to be too high.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59So I'm going to have to have a bit of a gamble...

0:20:59 > 0:21:02October 12, National Day - Fiesta Nacional...

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Italy.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Italy, says Kriss.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09Let's see if that's right, and if so, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12There is your red line, quite low.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Fiesta Nacional. Is that in Italy?

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Ooh, no, bad luck, Kriss.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer

0:21:21 > 0:21:23which scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Takes your total up to 192.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30- Blimey, we're going to need a day off after this, aren't we?- Yeah! Whoa. - LAUGHTER

0:21:30 > 0:21:32- It's going awfully well.- Is it?- Yeah.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Kieron, the high scorers are Kriss and Lyn on 192.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38You're on 100.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41A score of 91 or less will see you into the head-to-head.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44I'm going to go for this one.

0:21:44 > 0:21:50I've got no idea where it is, but the word itself looks Danish.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54- So I going to go for "Konardigidag"?- Oh!

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Go on, have another go at it.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59- "Kerningdigidag"? - ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:21:59 > 0:22:03- Queen's Day. Queen's Day. - "Colonel Digidag", yes.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07Yes, let's go for "Colonel Digidag", see if that takes place in Denmark.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11OK. Denmark says Kieron for Koninginnedag Day.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14No! Bad luck, Kieron.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer which scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:22:18 > 0:22:22That takes your total to an unbeatable 200, I am sorry to say.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Good shot, though.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Yeah, sorry, I'll let you know which country you offended

0:22:26 > 0:22:29with your pronunciation at the end of the pass.

0:22:29 > 0:22:34OK, now then, Hattie, great news. You're through to the next round.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Luckily.- Talk us through the board.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Well, July 4th is the USA.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Um, Queen's Day?

0:22:41 > 0:22:45I think maybe Sweden. National Day, Fiesta Nacional.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46That sounds Spanish to me.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49But again it could be South American,

0:22:49 > 0:22:51so I will go for St Rose of Lima Day,

0:22:51 > 0:22:55- Peru.- Peru says Hattie for St Rose of Lima.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said Peru.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Absolutely right. Very well done, Hattie.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05There we are.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07For the first time this round. 21.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10APPLAUSE

0:23:10 > 0:23:1221 takes your total up to 112.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Very well played, Hattie.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18As you say, Lima, capital of Peru. That was the clue there.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Now Koninginnedag - it's not Denmark.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23It is the Netherlands.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25It would have scored you 16 points.

0:23:25 > 0:23:29If you had said Independence Day, it would have scored too many points.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32It would have scored 97 points. It's the USA, of course.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36The Fiesta Nacional, Hattie right again, it's in Spain,

0:23:36 > 0:23:38that would have scored you 48.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Waitangi Day is in New Zealand.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43That would have scored you 26 points.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45And Unity Day, is the best answer on the board,

0:23:45 > 0:23:47it would have scored you just one point

0:23:47 > 0:23:51- if you'd said Germany. - Ah! Of course. Very good.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Thanks, Richard. At the end of round two, the losing pair with the highest score,

0:23:54 > 0:23:56it's Kieron and Matthew.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Oh, no! You were head-to-headers last time.

0:23:59 > 0:24:04This time your international public holiday knowledge is really rubbish.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08- Yeah, we need to get out more. - Oh, dear.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10It's been great having you on the show.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Thanks so much for playing. I'm sorry to say goodbye to you so soon.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15APPLAUSE

0:24:15 > 0:24:19But for the remaining two pairs things are about to get more exciting now

0:24:19 > 0:24:21as we enter the head-to-head.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Congratulations, Jack and Hattie, Kriss and Lyn.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32You are now only one round away from the final and a chance

0:24:32 > 0:24:34to play for our jackpot, which currently stands at...

0:24:36 > 0:24:38APPLAUSE

0:24:40 > 0:24:42OK, you are now going to go head-to-head.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44And the first pair to win two questions will be going

0:24:44 > 0:24:47through to the final and playing for that jackpot.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50The great news is that from here on in, you can confer.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Kriss and Lyn, you played very solidly throughout the show.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Jack and Hattie, some great answering there from Hattie.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58And some quite expensive answers from you, Jack.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02So, yeah, but you can now put your heads together.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05So you can pool your resources.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Kriss, can you sign this,

0:25:07 > 0:25:10"and by country, we mean a sovereign state recognised by the UN"?

0:25:15 > 0:25:18- What was the last bit? - Recognised by the UN.

0:25:21 > 0:25:22Hurray! There we are.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23APPLAUSE

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Thank you very much indeed.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Well, very best of luck to both pairs.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Let's play the head-to-head.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Famous Lionels. Richard?

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- I can't believe we haven't done this category before.- No.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51We'll show you five pictures of famous people called Lionel.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55- Can you identify the most obscure of these, please?- Very good.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58OK, let's reveal our five Lionels, and here they come.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59We have got...

0:26:14 > 0:26:16There we are - five Lionels.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20Jack and Hattie, you've played best throughout the show so far, so you get to go first.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25THEY CONFER

0:26:25 > 0:26:28I am going to go with, or we're going to go with A.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31It's the only one we know. It's Lionel Messi.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35OK, Messi you are saying for A. Lionel Messi.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Now then, Kriss and Lyn, you can talk us

0:26:38 > 0:26:40through the rest of the board if you like.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43- And then decide which one you want to submit.- B - we're sure of.

0:26:43 > 0:26:48- Lionel Blair.- And D. Who did you think D was?- Lionel Jeffries.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50But I'm not sure.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54- So let's say for a gamble, what you think?- Shall we gamble?- Go on, then.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Gamble D, Lionel Jeffries.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58D, Lionel Jeffries, say Kriss and Lyn.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01So we have Lionel Messi for Jack and Hattie.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Let's see if that's right, and if it is,

0:27:03 > 0:27:06let's see how many of our 100 people said Lionel Messi.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Absolutely right.

0:27:13 > 0:27:1527!

0:27:15 > 0:27:16APPLAUSE

0:27:16 > 0:27:2027 for Lionel Messi.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Kriss and Lyn, you've taken a bit of a punt, you think,

0:27:24 > 0:27:26and said Lionel Jeffries for D.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Let's see, D, Lionel Jeffries.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Is that right and if it is let's see how many people said it.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35It is indeed Lionel Jeffries.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Now will that beat 27? Down it goes.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Oh! 30.

0:27:41 > 0:27:42Wow!

0:27:43 > 0:27:46Well, there's a turn up for the books.

0:27:46 > 0:27:50Which means, Jack and Hattie, after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:27:50 > 0:27:54- Yes, who'd have thought that as a result for Lionel Jeffries? - Yeah, back of the net.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Famous actor, director, plays Dick Van Dyke's father

0:27:57 > 0:28:00in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, despite being younger than Dick Van Dyke.

0:28:00 > 0:28:01Yeah, Lionel Messi.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05People call him "Leonel" but he's actually named after Lionel Richie.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08So calling him Lionel, I think, is acceptable.

0:28:08 > 0:28:09But only 27 points.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11B, absolutely is Lionel Blair.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13He's been on this show, he was lovely.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16That scored 84 points.

0:28:16 > 0:28:17- C is Lionel Bart.- Lionel Bart.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19The writer of Oliver.

0:28:19 > 0:28:23Would have scored you seven points. It's a very good answer.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25The best answer on the board is E,

0:28:25 > 0:28:29- she's the author of We Need To Talk About Kevin.- Lionel Shriver.

0:28:29 > 0:28:33Lionel Shriver. The American author. That's absolutely right.

0:28:33 > 0:28:37- Four points. Did you know that one, Hattie?- I did, I did say that.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39- But I wasn't 100% sure. - You got the point, anyway.- Yeah.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42- It would only have been showing off. - That was all Jack.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44OK, very well done.

0:28:44 > 0:28:45Jack, you are up 1-0.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48Which means, Kriss and Lyn, you have to win this next question to stay in the game.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Very best of luck, here it comes.

0:28:50 > 0:28:51It concerns...

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Nursery rhyme characters. Nursery rhyme characters. Richard?

0:28:56 > 0:28:58These are the ones that some love and some hate.

0:28:58 > 0:29:02We'll give you the names of five nursery rhyme characters, but all as anagrams.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05- Can you work them out and pick the most obscure?- OK.

0:29:05 > 0:29:11Now, then, let's reveal our five nursery rhyme characters in anagram form.

0:29:11 > 0:29:12Here they are. We have...

0:29:22 > 0:29:24I'll read those one last time.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36There we are, five nursery rhyme characters.

0:29:36 > 0:29:41Obviously, you'll try to find the line you think the fewest of our 100 people spot in 100 seconds.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43Kriss and Lyn, it will be you to go first.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46Eh?

0:29:49 > 0:29:51We'll go for the top one then.

0:29:51 > 0:29:53Top one... Little Miss Muffet.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56Little Miss Muffet, you are saying for "Fleet Lifts Summit".

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Now, then, Jack and Hattie?

0:29:59 > 0:30:02We'll go for the last one and say Humpty Dumpty.

0:30:02 > 0:30:05Humpty Dumpty, you are saying for the bottom line? Humpty Dumpty.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08So we have Little Miss Muffet versus Humpty Dumpty.

0:30:09 > 0:30:13Kriss and Lyn, this is the one you have to win with.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Little Miss Muffet you're saying.

0:30:15 > 0:30:20Let's see if that's right and if it is let's see how many people said Little Miss Muffet.

0:30:20 > 0:30:21Absolutely right.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27- 14! - APPLAUSE

0:30:29 > 0:30:3114 for Little Miss Muffet.

0:30:31 > 0:30:35Jack and Hattie have gone for Humpty Dumpty.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38Let's see if that's right and how many people said Humpty Dumpty.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43It's right. Is it going to beat 14?

0:30:44 > 0:30:4668.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51I'd say that's a pretty comprehensive victory for Kriss and Lyn,

0:30:51 > 0:30:55which means you are back in the game. After two questions it's 1-1.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57Yeah, very well played there.

0:30:57 > 0:30:58It's a very, very, tough board.

0:30:58 > 0:31:02I wonder if anyone at home has got all five of these, very impressive if you have.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04"Jolt Thick Learner"?

0:31:04 > 0:31:06I think that's Little Jack Horner.

0:31:06 > 0:31:10Little Jack Horner, absolutely right. That would have scored you 24 points,

0:31:10 > 0:31:12so it would not have beaten Little Miss Muffet.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14These other two would beat it.

0:31:14 > 0:31:18"Coco Brink" would have scored one point. It's Cock Robin.

0:31:18 > 0:31:19Yes, got that just.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22And "Moody Long Runs" is a pointless answer.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Anyone in the audience? "Moody Long Runs"?

0:31:24 > 0:31:27- Solomon Grundy? - Solomon Grundy.- Oh, well done.

0:31:27 > 0:31:28That's exactly right.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30- APPLAUSE - That's brilliant.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32Pointless answer, very well done if you got that at home.

0:31:32 > 0:31:36Literally one person in the whole audience got it, so very impressive.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38Here comes our third question.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41Whoever wins this goes through to the final

0:31:41 > 0:31:44and plays for that jackpot. Very best of luck to both pairs.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47It concerns...

0:31:47 > 0:31:48Richard?

0:31:48 > 0:31:53Giving you five questions about Northern Ireland. We need you to pick the most obscure answer.

0:31:53 > 0:31:57Very best of luck to both teams.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00OK, let's reveal our five clues to facts about Northern Ireland.

0:32:00 > 0:32:01And here they are. We have got...

0:32:13 > 0:32:15I'll read those all one last time.

0:32:25 > 0:32:28There we are, five clues to facts about Northern Ireland.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30Jack and Hattie, you go first.

0:32:32 > 0:32:33WHISPERING

0:32:35 > 0:32:37OK, er...

0:32:37 > 0:32:41We'll go for Ballybeg for the least-populated city.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43Ballybeg?

0:32:43 > 0:32:46Ballybeg, say Jack and Hattie.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48Now then, Kriss and Lyn.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50You can talk us through the board.

0:32:50 > 0:32:52No, we can't!

0:32:52 > 0:32:53LAUGHTER

0:32:53 > 0:32:57We think the Belfast City Airport

0:32:57 > 0:32:59might be George Best, but we only think.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Is that the one you're going to go for?

0:33:01 > 0:33:02We're going to go for that.

0:33:02 > 0:33:06OK. So we have Ballybeg from Jack and Hattie,

0:33:06 > 0:33:09and Kriss and Lyn have gone for George Best

0:33:09 > 0:33:13as the man after whom Belfast City Airport is named.

0:33:13 > 0:33:15Ballybeg, say Jack and Hattie. Let's see if that's right

0:33:15 > 0:33:17and if it is, let's see how many people said Ballybeg.

0:33:21 > 0:33:25Oh, bad luck. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

0:33:25 > 0:33:27Kriss and Lyn, you just have to be correct

0:33:27 > 0:33:29and you are straight through to the final.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32George Best. Is that right and how many people said it?

0:33:35 > 0:33:36Yep, it's right.

0:33:38 > 0:33:39Very well done indeed.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42- It scores 36. - APPLAUSE

0:33:42 > 0:33:43All it had to be was correct.

0:33:43 > 0:33:46Which means, Kriss and Lyn, after three questions,

0:33:46 > 0:33:48you are through to the final. Very well done.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50Well played, Kriss and Lyn.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52That was a real war of attrition.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55It's been a tough show. Let's look at the rest of this board,

0:33:55 > 0:33:58see how people did. George Best is the largest answer on the board.

0:33:58 > 0:34:01Any other answers would have won you the points.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03There's some tough ones up there.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06The oldest university is Queen's University Belfast.

0:34:06 > 0:34:10That would've scored 11. The largest lake is Loch Neagh.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12That would've scored you five.

0:34:12 > 0:34:16The only course to host the Open Golf Championship is Royal Portrush.

0:34:16 > 0:34:17That would've scored two points.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20And the least populated city's a pointless answer.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22Ballybeg is a town in Antrim,

0:34:22 > 0:34:25but the least populated city in Northern Ireland,

0:34:25 > 0:34:28which would've added £250 to the jackpot, is Armagh.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31Very well done if you said that at home.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:34:33 > 0:34:36So at the end of our head-to-head round, Jack and Hattie,

0:34:36 > 0:34:38we say goodbye to you.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41That was a really exciting head-to-head. Ballybeg, bad luck.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44But Armagh, we'll all remember that now.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47We look forward to seeing you again next time.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49Thanks for playing. Jack and Hattie, great to see you.

0:34:49 > 0:34:51APPLAUSE

0:34:51 > 0:34:55But for Kriss and Lyn, it's now time for our pointless final.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57CHEERING

0:35:01 > 0:35:04Congratulations, Kriss and Lyn. You've seen off all the competition

0:35:04 > 0:35:06and won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:12 > 0:35:15You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:35:15 > 0:35:19At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at...

0:35:19 > 0:35:22APPLAUSE

0:35:22 > 0:35:24It's been a very solid and consistent performance

0:35:24 > 0:35:26from you throughout the show.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28We've been on a bit of a tour, haven't we?

0:35:28 > 0:35:31We've had chemical elements, public holidays,

0:35:31 > 0:35:33the Lionels, Northern Ireland.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36What would you like to come up in the final?

0:35:39 > 0:35:40Oh, well... Er...

0:35:40 > 0:35:44Films might be good if it's the right type of film or actor.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46I like, "The right type of film!"

0:35:46 > 0:35:47LAUGHTER

0:35:47 > 0:35:48The rules are very simple.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53We haven't had any pointless answers today.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56Find one now and you will go home with that money.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Firstly, choose a category from these five options.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00They are...

0:36:09 > 0:36:11Spanish pop, surely.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13- What are you leaning towards? - I would think fictional characters.

0:36:13 > 0:36:16That's the only one I'd be half comfortable with.

0:36:16 > 0:36:17No, fictional characters.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19OK, Spanish pop.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21LAUGHTER

0:36:21 > 0:36:24Fictional characters. OK, let's find out what the question is.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:36:27 > 0:36:31to name as many returning characters

0:36:31 > 0:36:33in Doctor Who as they could. Richard?

0:36:33 > 0:36:37We're looking for any species or individual named characters

0:36:37 > 0:36:41who appeared in the classic era of Doctor Who and also in the new

0:36:41 > 0:36:45era of Doctor Who that started in 2005 up until the end of 2011.

0:36:45 > 0:36:49- Very best of luck. - OK, thanks very much.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51You have a minute to come up with three answers.

0:36:51 > 0:36:55All you need to win that £3,250 is for one of those answers to be pointless.

0:36:55 > 0:37:00- Are you ready?- Yep.- Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:03 > 0:37:07- Oh, I haven't watched Doctor Who for at least 25 years.- Really?

0:37:07 > 0:37:11Right, well, there's obvious ones like the Daleks and the Cybermen.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13But they're going to be so high.

0:37:13 > 0:37:16What about some of his assistants? Do they come back and go away?

0:37:16 > 0:37:18I don't know. I haven't really watched much of the new series.

0:37:18 > 0:37:21Do you remember any of the old characters

0:37:21 > 0:37:23and we can just hope they've come back in?

0:37:23 > 0:37:25Er, no.

0:37:25 > 0:37:29- Oh, that's not helpful.- Um, what were those things with all the...?

0:37:29 > 0:37:34- I don't know.- No, OK.- Erm...

0:37:34 > 0:37:38Sidekicks, what sidekicks? Ooh, what about...? Didn't he have a...?

0:37:38 > 0:37:41He had a silver dog, didn't he? A robot dog?

0:37:41 > 0:37:43Is that something else? Ah, K-9!

0:37:43 > 0:37:46- Might be a different programme. - It might be, but it's all we've got.

0:37:46 > 0:37:51- Well, there's three. I just don't watch it.- I don't either.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54- I don't have a clue. - Ten seconds left.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56I don't think we're going to come up with anything.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59Shall we go for those? Unless you want to say something like...

0:37:59 > 0:38:02- I don't know. - Reptilian men or something?

0:38:03 > 0:38:05OK, your time is up.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08Looking for returning characters on Doctor Who.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10I need your three answers. What are you giving me?

0:38:12 > 0:38:15- OK, well, Mum's just said Davros. - We've got Davros, yeah.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Davros.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20- We're not sure about K-9. - K-9, we'll try.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22K-9 might be a different programme.

0:38:22 > 0:38:24Who else? Cybermen over the Daleks, I guess.

0:38:24 > 0:38:27- I suppose so, Cybermen. - And Cybermen. Now, of those three,

0:38:27 > 0:38:30which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:30 > 0:38:34- None of them!- Don't you?- Davros. - OK, Davros we'll put last.- Cybermen.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36Cybermen first. OK, there we are.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38We'll put them up on the board in that order.

0:38:38 > 0:38:43Here they are, we have got...

0:38:43 > 0:38:48OK, so we are looking for returning characters in Doctor Who.

0:38:48 > 0:38:52Cybermen was your least confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54You only have to find one pointless answer

0:38:54 > 0:38:56to win that jackpot of £3,250.

0:38:56 > 0:39:00OK, let's see. How many people said Cybermen?

0:39:01 > 0:39:03Well, it's right.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05Let's see how far down it goes.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08It'll show us how much our 100 people know about Doctor Who.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10It's still going down, into the 20s.

0:39:10 > 0:39:1226, there we are. Not bad.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14APPLAUSE

0:39:16 > 0:39:19Well, unfortunately not a pointless answer, but I think

0:39:19 > 0:39:21we would've been surprised if that had been.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23Only two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:39:23 > 0:39:26Lyn, what would you do with £3,250?

0:39:26 > 0:39:31I'd love to take my grandchildren to Eurodisney.

0:39:31 > 0:39:34Very good. Now then, Kriss. What would you like to do?

0:39:34 > 0:39:36Let Nan take the grandchildren.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38LAUGHTER

0:39:38 > 0:39:42Take them away for a couple of weeks. It'd be great!

0:39:42 > 0:39:45- A couple of weeks?- Oh, yeah. - OK. How old are they?

0:39:45 > 0:39:48My eldest is eight next week

0:39:48 > 0:39:50and Archie's six.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53Very good. They'll be watching right now.

0:39:53 > 0:39:58OK, looking for returning characters in Doctor Who. Let's hope nobody said your next answer, K-9.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01This has to be right and pointless if you are to win the jackpot.

0:40:01 > 0:40:05- You think it might be from another show, don't you?- Yeah.

0:40:05 > 0:40:09OK, let's see. Is it right? How many people said K-9?

0:40:11 > 0:40:14Oh, no. It's absolutely right. K-9 is certainly Doctor Who.

0:40:14 > 0:40:18Cybermen took us down to 26.

0:40:18 > 0:40:22How far down is K-9 going to take us? Down into single figures, yes.

0:40:22 > 0:40:23Down it goes, five.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26- APPLAUSE - Very, very well done indeed. Well remembered.

0:40:30 > 0:40:34This is much more like it. Still not pointless though,

0:40:34 > 0:40:37so you only have one more chance to win today's jackpot.

0:40:38 > 0:40:43Your third and final answer was Davros.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46We're looking for returning characters from Doctor Who. Davros.

0:40:46 > 0:40:49This was your most confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:40:49 > 0:40:53It has to be pointless if you're going to win that jackpot of £3,250

0:40:53 > 0:40:55Let's see how many people said Davros? Is it right?

0:41:00 > 0:41:02It's absolutely right.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05Cybermen took us down to 26.

0:41:05 > 0:41:09K-9 then took us down tantalisingly close to five.

0:41:09 > 0:41:12Davros, down into single figures. Down it goes.

0:41:12 > 0:41:13Oh, yes! You've done it!

0:41:13 > 0:41:15CHEERING

0:41:19 > 0:41:22Very well done. That's brilliant. Absolutely fantastic.

0:41:25 > 0:41:26Fantastic, wow!

0:41:35 > 0:41:37Well, congratulations.

0:41:37 > 0:41:38That's how you do it.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40Davros was a pointless answer,

0:41:40 > 0:41:44which means you go home with our jackpot of £3,250.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46APPLAUSE

0:41:53 > 0:41:57- Eurodisney, here we come! Fantastic. - I might tag along now!

0:41:57 > 0:41:59- LAUGHTER - Rich?

0:41:59 > 0:42:01Congratulations, Kriss and Lyn. Terrific.

0:42:01 > 0:42:03I've rarely seen people more surprised at having won.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06Very good. He's the creator of the Daleks, of course. Davros.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Nice to see him doing good for a change.

0:42:08 > 0:42:12Let's take a look at some of the other pointless answers.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15Lots of people love Doctor Who, so they will have got some of these.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18They'll be shocked they're pointless, but they are.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20The Autons, the life-sized plastic dummies,

0:42:20 > 0:42:23they were the first creatures to be brought back by Russell T Davies.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25The cybermats, those are the small cybernetic creatures

0:42:25 > 0:42:28that the Cybermen use. There's Davros.

0:42:28 > 0:42:33Macra is a giant crustacean race who consume humans wherever possible.

0:42:33 > 0:42:37The Nestene. Rassilon, who's played by Timothy Dalton

0:42:37 > 0:42:38in the new incarnation.

0:42:38 > 0:42:42And the Silurians, who started in 1970 with John Pertwee.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Brought back in 2010 with Matt Smith.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47Very well done if you said any of those at home.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50Thanks very much. Thanks once again to our winning players.

0:42:50 > 0:42:54Kriss and Lyn go away with today's jackpot of £3,250.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56APPLAUSE

0:42:59 > 0:43:02Join us next time and we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:43:02 > 0:43:03to the test on Pointless.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05- Meanwhile, goodbye from Richard. - Goodbye.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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