0:00:20 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless -
0:00:25 > 0:00:28the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32APPLAUSE
0:00:32 > 0:00:36And we start by welcoming back Sally and Jane.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37You were on the show last time.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Everyone gets two chances to reach the final.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41This is your second chance.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Remind us, Sally, how you know each other.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45We're mother and daughter.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Mother and daughter. Jane, what happened last time?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49It was a disaster! Erm...
0:00:49 > 0:00:56We got 200. It was a question on World Cup finals against England.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58It didn't go brilliantly, did it? No.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Well, put that behind us. What are you hoping is going to come up?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- I'm hoping we might get a bit of television today.- Television.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Yeah, maybe films.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09OK, any particular kind of telly you like to watch?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I quite like sitcoms and things.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Jane, what would you like to see?
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Er, films, yeah.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20More animated stuff, maybe. I like Disney and Pixar and things.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Excellent.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25OK, well, Sally, Jane, you made it to the first round last time.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28I think this time we're expecting much better from you.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30I think head-to-head. That's my prediction.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I don't know why I say that.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Particularly looking at the first question.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Well, warm welcome back to the show.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Next, we welcome Malcolm and John.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40How do you two know each other, Malcolm?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42We work with each other. Work colleagues.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Work colleagues. And where is that, John?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47It's in Newcastle at the Department of Work and Pensions.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Right you are.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51What you like to get up to in your spare time, John?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I like to leave work and travel,
0:01:53 > 0:01:55and walk and cycle, and get out and about.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Very good indeed. Out in Northumberland, then?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Yeah, I'm in the west of Newcastle,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03so we can walk out of our garden into the woods
0:02:03 > 0:02:05and keep walking down to the river.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- The North Tyne you're walking to? - Yeah.- Beautiful!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Absolutely beautiful. Lovely. Malcolm, how about you?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12What do you like to get up to?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Rugby. Rugby, mainly.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Still playing. Still spectating. - Where do you play?
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Ponteland. Ponteland Rugby Club.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Admittedly, the old men team, but still playing.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Anyway, well, lovely to have you on the show.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Next, we welcome Luke and Ben.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Now, how do you two know each other?
0:02:27 > 0:02:32We met at a dinner party, but it wasn't really that grown-up.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34It ended up in a wine-fuelled mess.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Hang on. Don't all dinner parties?
0:02:37 > 0:02:38- Even grown-up ones?- I don't know.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41We were thinking it was probably going to be quite classy affair.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- And...no.- Ah, it was a wine-fuelled mess.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45What do you do, Luke?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I sell kitchens. But I like to call myself the Dream Maker.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50If you are dreaming about kitchens, that is.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Then I will sort that dream out. - OK, you can sort out
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- whatever my kitchen dream is?- Yes.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Wow!- What is your kitchen dream, Alexander?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Do you know what, I was just trying to think what my kitchen dream was.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Oh, well, it's...
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Probably a marble top, right? - You can sort it, can't you, mate?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Amazing!- There's a man over there making my dreams before I've even had them!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- The Dream Maker!- It's great to have the Dream Maker on the show!
0:03:11 > 0:03:12We've never had a Dream Maker.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Could you call him that for the rest of the show? Could we get his badge changed?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Listen, in YOUR dreams, it says, the Dream Maker.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22We're going to make that dream come true, Luke.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- The Dream Team.- The Dream Team. Ooh!
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Big expectations there, if you're going to call us the Dream Team!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30All right, we'll go with the Dream Maker and Ben.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32All right! I'm cool with that!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Luke, Ben, it's lovely to have you here. Very, very best of luck.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38And finally, we welcome back Gemma and Steve
0:03:38 > 0:03:40who were also on the show last time.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Gemma, remind us how you two know each other.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44We're a couple.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46And Steve, what happened last time?
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Er, it's American Presidents and their running mates.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53You just had a high score early on. Everyone else scored really low.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- My fault.- No, it wasn't!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58There's no such thing as faults, Gemma, in this game.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00But, yeah, it was your fault!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Yeah, I was waiting for that!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Now then, Steve, we discovered last time
0:04:05 > 0:04:08that you work for an aircraft manufacturer.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- What did you do before that? - I was in the RAF for 23 years.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13It ended up being in the Red Arrows for the last six years.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- AUDIENCE OOHS - Yeah!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Thought I'd get that one in!- Just was in the Red Arrows for six years!
0:04:19 > 0:04:20- Yeah.- Wow!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- I used to sit in the back seat.- Wow!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24But that must be quite scary, just looking out the window
0:04:24 > 0:04:26as a Red Arrow and seeing another Red Arrow
0:04:26 > 0:04:29travelling is fast as you, but only about that far away!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32The first time it happened, I did scream a lot.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- The pilot in the front said, "Shut up!"- Wow!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Now then, Gemma, what are you hoping is going to come up today?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Erm, film or books.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Harry Potter, anything like that. - Right you are.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Great to have you back on the show.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47You made it to round two last time. We should see you
0:04:47 > 0:04:51in the head-to-head this time. At least. Very, very best of luck.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54We'll find out more about all of you throughout the show.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56There's only one person left for me to introduce.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I'll just give him a chance to put all his sweets away.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00And...yep, there they are.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02He's my pointless friend. He's Richard.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Hiya!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06APPLAUSE Hello! Hiya!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Afternoon.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Top of the afternoon to you.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15I think our first two questions today are rather good. Very different.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Both very different skill sets.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20But, I think, both excellent questions.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Should be a cracking show all round, I think.- Good stuff.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Now, all our questions on Pointless
0:05:24 > 0:05:26have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28To get through to our final round
0:05:28 > 0:05:30and be in with a chance of winning our jackpot,
0:05:30 > 0:05:33you need to find the obscure answers those 100 people couldn't get.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37The fewer of the 100 people who knew the answer, the fewer points you score.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40What everyone's trying to do is find a pointless answer,
0:05:40 > 0:05:41an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46And each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53So today's jackpot starts off at £6,250.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01APPLAUSE
0:06:05 > 0:06:08In the first round, each of you must give me one answer, and you cannot confer.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Whichever pair has the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated,
0:06:12 > 0:06:14so try and make sure that's not you.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17OK, our first category today is...
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Pop Music.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Can you decide who's going to go first,
0:06:20 > 0:06:24who's going to go second. Whoever's going first, step up to the podium.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29OK, and the question concerns...
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Musical Duos.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Musical Duos. Richard?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36On each pass, were going to show you seven pairs of names
0:06:36 > 0:06:39that all make up famous musical duos. We need you to name the duo.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Give us a nice obscure answer, you'll score fewer points.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44There's a few obscure ones in here.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46But an incorrect answer will score you 100 points.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49There's going to be 14 pairs of names in all to have a go at at home.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Thanks very much, Richard.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Sally and Jane, you all drew lots before the show,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55and today, you're going first.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57So we are looking for the famous musical duos
0:06:57 > 0:07:00of which these pairs of musicians were members.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02And we have got...
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I'll read those all one last time...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38There we are. Seven pairs of musicians.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Sally, what do you make of that board?- It's not bad.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I know a few of those, I think.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Erm, I think I'm going to go for
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Curt Smith and Roland Orzabal
0:07:47 > 0:07:48and say Tears for Fears.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Tears for Fears, says Sally, for Curt Smith and Roland Orzabal.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Let's see if that's right, and if it is,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56let's see how many people knew that answer.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Absolutely right.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Good answer. Look at that, Sally, it's gone down to 12.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10APPLAUSE
0:08:10 > 0:08:12That's how we do it! Nice, low score, there, Sally!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Very, well done. Richard? - Yeah, well played, Sally.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16That's a better category for you, isn't it?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Yeah, Tears for Fears, perhaps best known
0:08:18 > 0:08:21for Everybody Wants To Rule The World, Mad World, Shout.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Absolutely huge band for many years. - Very good indeed.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Now then, John.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27There's probably a couple.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30And there's a shoe-in, and there's a toughie.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31I'll go for the toughie.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Well done you, John!
0:08:33 > 0:08:34And I hope it's right.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Marc Almond and David Ball, Soft Cell.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Soft Cell, says John, for Marc Almond and David Ball.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Let's see if that's right, and how many people knew it.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Very well done. It's right.
0:08:51 > 0:08:5218.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- APPLAUSE - Not bad at all. 18, John.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Similar era to Tears for Fears, Soft Cell.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Marc Almond the singer, of course.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03David Ball, the keyboard player.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Tainted Love, their biggest hit. Bedsitter, Say Hello, Wave Goodbye.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- Dream Maker, how's that board looking to you?- Not that good.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11- No!- A bit of fear.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- No! Nightmare! - But there's one there.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- OK.- George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley, Wham!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley, Wham! says Luke.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Let's see if it's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26It's right.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- It's the only one I knew!- 74.
0:09:30 > 0:09:3326 people didn't know that answer.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35It's not terrible, Luke. 74. Richard?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Pretty big score, though. They were originally in a band
0:09:38 > 0:09:40when they were at school called The Executive.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42I would have said that was a better name.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- The Executive?- Yeah.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Wham! is quite good. - Wham, exclamation mark. - For pop band. Not too bad.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Andrew Ridgeley's down your way now, I think, in Cornwall, isn't he?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- He is, yeah. - He does a lot of surfing.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- There's a guy who's worked out how to be happy in life.- Yeah!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58He made millions upon millions in his 20s,
0:09:58 > 0:10:01and spent the rest of his life surfing down in Cornwall with his wife.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Might be looking for a kitchen...
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I was just thinking, yeah! Wow!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07He's got... He could probably get one of those taps
0:10:07 > 0:10:09that gives you boiling water, he's got that much money.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Whoa! Wow! He did well in the '80s, didn't he?
0:10:13 > 0:10:17How many taps with boiling water do you fit a year, Luke?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Me personally?- Yeah!
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Ooh...none.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- LAUGHTER - Anyway, what were we doing here?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Talking about how Andrew Ridgeley has got it made.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Pointless, that's what we're doing!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Steve, you're the last to have this board,
0:10:30 > 0:10:33so you can take us through it and fill in all the gaps.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I only know one definitely.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38And that's Alison Moyet and Vince Clarke,
0:10:38 > 0:10:39and that's Yazoo.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Yazoo. Alison Moyet and Vince Clarke.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Let's see if that's right, and how many people knew that.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- 29. - APPLAUSE
0:10:53 > 0:10:5529 for Yazoo.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Well played, Steve. Another group
0:10:59 > 0:11:02whose heyday was the '80s. Formed in 1981.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Do you know any of these?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Peter Cox and Richard Drummie?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08They had big hits with We Close Our Eyes and King of Wishful Thinking.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Go West!- Go West, absolutely right.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Would have scored you 6.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- Tom Rowlands and Ed Simons? - Is The Chemical Brothers.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Yeah, contemporary one. Would have scored you 4 points.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20What do you reckon about Paul Tucker and Tunde Baiyewu?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Lighthouse Family.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Absolutely right. Would have scored 1 point.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Very well done if you said that at home. That's the best answer on the board.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Thanks very much, Richard. We're halfway through the round.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34The best score of the pass so far,
0:11:34 > 0:11:35well, Sally and Jane!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Making up for lost time here. 12.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Lovely low score there from you, Sally.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Then we go up to 18, where we find John and Malcolm.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Up to 29, where we find Steve and Gemma, and then, whoa!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Up to Dream Maker and Ben on 74.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51So, Ben, yeah, that was a high score there. We need a very low score
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- from you in the next pass. - Yeah, the pressure's on.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Otherwise it'll be bye-bye, until we next see you.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Best of luck with that, Ben. We're going to come back down the line.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Can the second players take their places at the podium?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06OK, we're going to put seven more
0:12:06 > 0:12:09pairs of musicians on the board, and here they are.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10We have got...
0:12:26 > 0:12:28I'll read those one last time...
0:12:44 > 0:12:47There we are. Remember, we are looking for the duos
0:12:47 > 0:12:49these musicians were members of,
0:12:49 > 0:12:52and you're trying to find the ones you think the fewest people knew.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Gemma, you're on 29.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57The high scorers are Ben and Luke on 74.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01If you can score 44 or less, you are through to round two.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- What do you make of this board, Gemma?- Erm, I know one, I think.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06And I might know another.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Erm, I'm going to try and risk it,
0:13:10 > 0:13:14and I'm going to say Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova for Tatu.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15- Tatu.- Yeah.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Tatu, says Gemma. Here is your red line.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22If you can get below that red line with Tatu,
0:13:22 > 0:13:23you are through to round two.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Very best of luck with that. Tatu.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Let's see if it's right, and how many people said it.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31It's right.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36And you've done it. You're through.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Wow! It's pointless!
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - Very, very well done indeed, Gemma!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46A pointless answer there. It adds £250 to today's jackpot.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Takes the total up to £6,500.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50It scores you nothing,
0:13:50 > 0:13:55it leaves your total at 29. Very well done indeed!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Yeah, terrific answer, Gemma. Very well played.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59They had a number one in 2003 with All The Things She Said,
0:13:59 > 0:14:01and then went on to represent Russia
0:14:01 > 0:14:04in the Eurovision Song Contest as well,
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- where they came third.- Wow!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Very, very, very good risk to take.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Now then, Ben, you remember what we require from you?- Yeah.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16- A good answer.- A very, very low score. The Dream Maker's left you...
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- A bit of a hospital pass! - Yeah, bit of a hill to climb there.
0:14:19 > 0:14:2274 points. You are the high scorers by a margin.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25It's a reasonably tough board,
0:14:25 > 0:14:27but there's one I know that I think is quite good.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Is it a low score?- I hope so.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33David Van Day and Thereza Bazar, Dollar.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36David Van Day, Thereza Bazar, Dollar.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many people said it.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42There's no red line because you are the high scorers.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Absolutely right.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- 27. - APPLAUSE
0:14:52 > 0:14:5427 for Dollar,
0:14:54 > 0:14:56takes your total up to 101, Ben.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00That is a pretty big score, isn't it?
0:15:00 > 0:15:05Dollar score more than Tears for Fears or Soft Cell.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07They sold over 10 million records.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- No!- Yep. Isn't that amazing?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Wow!- Mirror, Mirror was their biggest hit.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Oh, yeah. Mirror, Mirror. That's right. 10 million?!
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Yeah!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Quite something. - 10 million!- Yeah!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Thereza Bazar.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Good name, isn't it?- Yeah!
0:15:25 > 0:15:26David Van Day, less good.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28LAUGHTER
0:15:28 > 0:15:31He was just David Day, presumably? And then he...
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Er, no, he was... Yeah, he was, yeah!
0:15:33 > 0:15:34LAUGHTER
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Now then, Malcolm, the high scorers on 101 are Ben and Luke.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39You are on 18.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42So if you can score 82 or less, you're in round two.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43There's one I know,
0:15:43 > 0:15:45and there's one that would be a gamble.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47I think I'll play safe.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart, Eurythmics.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart, Eurythmics. Here is your red line.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Nice and high. If you get below that line with Eurythmics,
0:15:55 > 0:15:56you are through to the next round.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Let's see if it's right, let's see how many people said Eurythmics.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06Absolutely right. And you are through. Very well done.
0:16:06 > 0:16:0844. Superb. Takes your total up to 62.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10APPLAUSE
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Well played, Malcolm.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17There's a band who sold considerably more than 10 million records.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19They were both in the band The Tourists, as well,
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Dave Stewart and Annie Lennox, before they formed Eurythmics.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Now then, Jane.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26You're on 12, the high scorers are still Ben and Luke on 101.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29If you can score 88 or less with your answer,
0:16:29 > 0:16:31you are through to the next round.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34However, what do you make of what's left of the board?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I don't know any! I'm going to have to make a guess!
0:16:37 > 0:16:38Oh! Ben and Luke!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Dream Maker!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43OK, well, talk us through your thinking.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44I'll have to make a complete guess.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Pet Shop Boys are a duo,
0:16:46 > 0:16:49and I don't know their names, but I'm going to guess,
0:16:49 > 0:16:52and say Jimmy Sommerville and Richard Coles.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Jimmy Sommerville and Richard Coles, Pet Shop Boys, you are saying.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- What are you thinking, Sally? - SHE LAUGHS
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Never mind what I'm thinking!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Discretion the better part of valour, eh?
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Now then, let's see if it's right,
0:17:04 > 0:17:07and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people
0:17:07 > 0:17:10said Pet Shop Boys for Jimmy Sommerville and Richard Coles.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Ooh, bad luck, Jane! I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,
0:17:16 > 0:17:19which means you score the maximum of 100 points.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23I'm sorry to say that takes your total up to an unbeatable 112.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Yes, sorry Jane. The logic is right.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28The Pet Shop Boys as you say, a duo. Now, Richard Coles is now a vicar.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30The Rev Richard Coles in Northamptonshire,
0:17:30 > 0:17:32and a lovely fellow. But, with due respect,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35he wishes he was in the Pet Shop Boys!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Imagine the money he'd have! - Yeah!- They've sold over 100 million records.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40That would swell the stipend, wouldn't it?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43But they were actually in The Communards.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Don't Leave Me This Way was their huge number one hit.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Had many other hits as well.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49The Communards would have scored 14 points.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Very well done if you said that.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Pet Shop Boys are Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Let's take a look at the rest of these.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Siobhan Fahey and Marcella Detroit?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Shakespeare's Sister. - Absolutely right.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Had a big number one with Stay. 16 points.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Marie Fredriksson and Per Gessle?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Roxette?- It is Roxette, yeah!
0:18:07 > 0:18:094 points, that would have scored you.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Their greatest hits album was All Killer, No Filler.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13They don't muck about, do they, Roxette?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- And Bill Medley and Bobby Hatfield? - They're one of the...
0:18:16 > 0:18:19it's either Righteous Brothers or Isley Brothers.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21What are you going to go for?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Righteous Brothers.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Is the correct answer, very well done. 7 points.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- The right answer! - APPLAUSE
0:18:27 > 0:18:29So the best answer on that board was Tatu.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32So very well done if you said that at home.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36At the end of round one, the losing pair with the highest score, I'm sorry to say,
0:18:36 > 0:18:39once again, Jane and Sally. Oh, and you started off so well!
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Oh, I thought you were stayers!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Jane, Sally, I'm so sorry we have to say goodbye so soon.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48It's been lovely having you on the show, albeit briefly.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- Thanks for playing. Jane and Sally. - APPLAUSE
0:18:53 > 0:18:56But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for round two.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04So, four pairs become three pairs,
0:19:04 > 0:19:05and at the end of this round,
0:19:05 > 0:19:08one of the pairs in front of me now will be leaving us.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Anyway, round two, anything can happen. Our category for round two is...
0:19:13 > 0:19:15..Children's Books.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Children's Books.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name
0:19:30 > 0:19:35as many friends of Thomas the Tank Engine as they could.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- That's nice, isn't it? - Yeah, friends of Thomas!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Everyone can play along with that one!- Yeah!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43We're looking for any named character who appears in the title
0:19:43 > 0:19:46of any of the 65 books that comprise the My Thomas Story Library.
0:19:46 > 0:19:52That's up to the beginning of May 2012. So any of Thomas the Tank Engine's friends
0:19:52 > 0:19:54who appear in the title of one of those 65 books, please.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55We won't accept Thomas,
0:19:55 > 0:19:57and we also won't accept the Troublesome Trucks.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Oh, I'm glad!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- I am SO glad!- I know, I know.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Those trucks!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Troublesome? That's not the half of it!
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Now then, Malcolm, a nice, obscure friend of Thomas.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Never read any of these.- Right.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16But I think I've got one.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Fat Controller. - OK, the Fat Controller,
0:20:18 > 0:20:20says Malcolm. The Fat Controller.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Let's see if it's right, and if it is,
0:20:22 > 0:20:25let's see how many of our 100 people said the Fat Controller.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27It's right.
0:20:29 > 0:20:3162.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- APPLAUSE - Fat Controller, big score.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Yes, in America, they refer to him as Sir Toppham Hat.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Now then, Dream Maker.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44THEY LAUGH
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Dream Maker, what do you make of this?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- I'm going to opt for James.- James.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53James, says Dream Maker. Let's see if that's right,
0:20:53 > 0:20:55and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said James.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Absolutely right.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Oh, look at that!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- There we go, 15. - APPLAUSE
0:21:09 > 0:21:1115 for James.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Yeah, the number five engine.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15A fine scarlet colour.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I remember him being caught in a hurricane.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Very, very, very difficult episode.- Yeah.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- It was fine in the end. - Oh, he muddled through!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Oh, yeah, but it was touch and go for a while.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27HE SIGHS LAUGHTER
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Steve.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32The most obscure friend
0:21:32 > 0:21:35of Thomas the Tank Engine you can think up.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38These were my lads' favourite books. I better get this right!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- Diesel.- Diesel.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Let's see if Diesel's right,
0:21:41 > 0:21:44and if it is, let's see how many people said Diesel.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Absolutely right.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Oh, look at that! 2, Steve!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Fantastic answer! Diesel, scoring just 2.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Well played, Steve.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05He's another troublemaker, Diesel. Always got a smirk on his face.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Trying to prove himself better than the steam engines. He's not better, he's newer.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- That's all!- Yeah.- That's all.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14It doesn't make him a better person/engine.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Does it?- No.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Let's take a look at the scores as they stand. Steve and Gemma.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Lovely low score - once again - of 2.
0:22:23 > 0:22:28Now then, Dream Maker, Ben, 15. Can't be too upset with that.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Malcolm and John! Oh, Fat Controller,
0:22:30 > 0:22:31you were thrilled with that answer!
0:22:31 > 0:22:34It was the only one I had!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:22:36 > 0:22:37It's put you at the head of the field.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39So, John, we're going to have to see
0:22:39 > 0:22:42what happens in the next pass, but whatever happens,
0:22:42 > 0:22:45it's going to rely on a really good low answer from you,
0:22:45 > 0:22:47if you're going to have a hope of staying in the game.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Best of luck with that. We're going to come back down the line.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Can the second players take their places at the podium?
0:22:54 > 0:22:58OK, now then, Gemma, we are looking for friends of Thomas.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02You're going to try and find the one you think the fewest people knew.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- OK...- You're the low scorers on 2.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- Yeah.- 62 is the high score.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10You're on 2, so a score of 59 or less
0:23:10 > 0:23:11will see you into the head-to-head.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14I used to watch it when I was little,
0:23:14 > 0:23:16so I think there was a bus called Bertie.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- So I shall say Bertie. - Bertie, you're saying.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22What do you think, Steve?
0:23:22 > 0:23:23- Yeah.- Yeah, Steve thinks that's good.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25There is your red line, Gemma.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28If you can get below that red line, you're through.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Let's see if Bertie's right,
0:23:29 > 0:23:31and if it is, how many people said it.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35It's right.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39And you are through to the head-to-head. Well done.
0:23:41 > 0:23:457. Very, very well done indeed, Gemma!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47That gives you a total of 9. A single figure total.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Another good score from Gemma, yeah. Bertie the bus, absolutely right.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52He was a very friendly fellow.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55OK. Thank you very much. Now then, Ben.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Ben, you're on 15.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Our high scorers are still John and Malcolm on 62.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01You can score 46 or less,
0:24:01 > 0:24:04you are in the head-to-head.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Well, I've got quite a young son, and I read him these books,
0:24:08 > 0:24:10so I knew a fair few characters.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13I think I'm going to go for Harold.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Is it right? How many people said it?
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Absolutely right.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24You are in the head-to-head. Very well done.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- 1! - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:24:29 > 0:24:30The best score of the round, Ben!
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Takes your total up to 16.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- I was going to say Harold, if I were playing.- Were you?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Yes, it was worth reading those books, wasn't it?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Absolutely! - Yeah, Harold the helicopter.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44He was always taking to the skies above Sodor,
0:24:44 > 0:24:45to keep an eye on his friends.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Statistically, of all the vehicles in Thomas,
0:24:47 > 0:24:49the most likely to crash.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50LAUGHTER
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- Statistically. Hasn't happened, but...- Oh, yes. Very dangerous.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Now then, John, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you are the high scorers.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00The good news is you can give us a fun answer.
0:25:00 > 0:25:01Have you got any good answers?
0:25:01 > 0:25:05I haven't got really any particularly good answers.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09I do have two daughters and I used to read these books as well to them.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11But they're 18 and 20, so it was a while ago.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15So I think we'll go with some crazy name like Rupert.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16- Rupert the engine?- Yes.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- He was a bear as well! - LAUGHTER
0:25:19 > 0:25:20OK, Rupert, says John.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Let's see if Rupert is right. There's no red line for you
0:25:23 > 0:25:25because you are the high scorers.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28But let's see if it's right, and how many people said Rupert.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Bad luck, John. I'm afraid an incorrect answer,
0:25:34 > 0:25:36which scores you the maximum of 100 points.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40But it matters a bit less because you were already out.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- So your total is 162. Richard? - Yeah, sorry, John.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Worth a risk, though.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47There's virtually every name in the world on this list, so it was...
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Shall we have a little look at some of the pointless answers?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52There are all sorts of them.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54And we would have added £250 to the jackpot
0:25:54 > 0:25:56if Ben had said his own name, for example.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Oh!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Because there's Bill and Ben. The twins.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Let's take a look at some of these pointless ones, though.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Ben, Billy, Bulgy.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Fergus, Mighty Mac, and Rocky. Well done if you said any of those.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Sir Handel, Spencer, and Whiff.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16There are lots of pointless answers,
0:26:16 > 0:26:19and because I know a lot of children will be playing along and will have
0:26:19 > 0:26:22said some of their favourites, I will go through all of them.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24So bear with me. Listen out if you said any of these.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Duck, Stepney, Victor, Kevin, Hero,
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Madge, Hank, Colin, Flora,
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Stanley, BoCo, Hector, Bert, Dennis,
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Freddie, Neville, Murdoch,
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Caroline, Rusty, Harvey,
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Rheneas, Charlie, 'Arry and Alfie.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Well done to anyone who said anything on that list.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45They were all pointless.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48I think that's the longest list of pointless answers we've ever had!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50- It's a pretty long list, isn't it?- It is.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Anyway, thank you very much, Richard.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56So, I'm afraid the losing pair the end of our second round
0:26:56 > 0:26:59is John and Malcolm, with their high score of 162.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Oh, dear!
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Generationally, it didn't fall particularly well
0:27:04 > 0:27:05for you that one, did it?
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- BOTH: No.- But you did very well. Fat Controller.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09We had one right answer.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11The good news is we will see you again next time.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14We will look forward to that. Meanwhile, thanks for playing.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16APPLAUSE
0:27:18 > 0:27:19But for the remaining two pairs,
0:27:19 > 0:27:21things are about to get even more exciting now
0:27:21 > 0:27:23as we enter the head-to-head.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25APPLAUSE
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Well, congratulations, Gemma and Steve, Luke and Ben.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34You are now only one round away from our final
0:27:34 > 0:27:38and a chance to play for our jackpot, which stands at £6,500.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:27:40 > 0:27:43You're now going to go head-to-head,
0:27:43 > 0:27:46and the first pair to win two questions
0:27:46 > 0:27:48will be playing for that jackpot.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50The great news is, from here on, you are allowed to confer,
0:27:50 > 0:27:52so you can play as teams.
0:27:52 > 0:27:53Well, Gemma and Steve,
0:27:53 > 0:27:55you are our returning pair
0:27:55 > 0:27:57out of the two, and you haven't been this far before,
0:27:57 > 0:28:00so it's virgin territory for both of you.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Luke and Ben!
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Whoa!
0:28:04 > 0:28:06- Tricky start, wasn't it? - Very tricky start!
0:28:06 > 0:28:09I thought we were seeing the end of you, and then back you came!
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Thomas the Tank Engine did it for us.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14That was wonderful. Absolutely wonderful play there.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16But Gemma and Steve have been our consistent low scorers
0:28:16 > 0:28:20throughout the game so far, so they would seem to be the pair to beat.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23Who knows? Anything might happen. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26APPLAUSE
0:28:29 > 0:28:33OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:28:33 > 0:28:34Spanish Cities.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37Spanish Cities, Richard?
0:28:37 > 0:28:41We'll show you five photographs of tourist attractions in different Spanish cities.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Can you name the cities, please? Very best of luck.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46Let's reveal our five pictures of Spanish cities. And here they are.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48We have got...
0:29:03 > 0:29:05There we are. Five Spanish cities.
0:29:05 > 0:29:10Gemma and Steve, you've played best throughout the show so far, so you go first.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13- Do you know any? - No, only the last one.
0:29:13 > 0:29:17- I only know one. I might know A. - Go with what you know.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19- Shall we go with E?- Go with what you definitely know.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Yeah. E, Barcelona.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24E, Barcelona, say Gemma and Steve. E, Barcelona.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27Luke and Ben, you can talk us through the board if you like.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29- Do your thinking out loud. - Pretty easy(!) It's not!
0:29:29 > 0:29:32Basically we don't... well, we think we know one.
0:29:32 > 0:29:37- Not sure about the rest.- OK. - So we think C is Bilbao.
0:29:37 > 0:29:41OK, C, Bilbao. Right, so we have Barcelona and Bilbao.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44Barcelona, E, is what Gemma and Steve are saying.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said
0:29:47 > 0:29:48E was Barcelona.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Absolutely right.
0:29:56 > 0:29:5733.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59APPLAUSE
0:30:02 > 0:30:0433. Now then, Luke and Ben,
0:30:04 > 0:30:08you have said that C is Bilbao. Let's see if that's right
0:30:08 > 0:30:11and if it is, let's see how many people said it. C, Bilbao.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Bad luck. An incorrect answer. Which means,
0:30:19 > 0:30:22Gemma and Steve, after one question, you are up 1-0. Richard?
0:30:22 > 0:30:25Yeah, in Barcelona there, that's the Sagrada Familia,
0:30:25 > 0:30:29the cathedral which they started building in March 1882
0:30:29 > 0:30:32and will be finished in the first third of the 21st century.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35I think they're using the same builders I used for my downstairs loo.
0:30:35 > 0:30:39Now, C, were you thinking of the Guggenheim, maybe, in Bilbao?
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Now that is actually a pointless answer, C.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44It's the largest wooden building in the world,
0:30:44 > 0:30:47and the largest building in the world held together entirely by glue.
0:30:47 > 0:30:52- Wow.- And it is the Metropol Parasol in Seville.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Pointless answer, very well done if you said that.
0:30:55 > 0:30:59Wow, so one big wind and pshew! The Metropol Parasol has gone.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02- No, they've thought of that.- Really?
0:31:02 > 0:31:05Yeah, when they made it, they thought it through.
0:31:05 > 0:31:10- That was on the first day, they said, "We should be careful it doesn't blow away in the wind."- I hope so!
0:31:10 > 0:31:15A is the facade of the Palacio Real in Madrid.
0:31:15 > 0:31:20That would have you scored 21 points. B, do you know B?
0:31:20 > 0:31:23- Well, I've got a list of places it could be.- OK.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26- If I was to ask you to narrow it down to one.- I don't know, I don't know.
0:31:26 > 0:31:31- It's Palma Cathedral in Majorca. - I wasn't going to say that.
0:31:31 > 0:31:36- That would have scored you 4. And D?- That is Granada.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39It is, it's the Alhambra Palace in Granada.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41And that scores 5 points.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44- Very well done to anyone who got all five of those. Very impressive. - Thank you, Richard.
0:31:44 > 0:31:48Here comes your second question, the one that Luke and Ben have to win
0:31:48 > 0:31:49to stay in the game.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53And it concerns... the Women's Institute.
0:31:53 > 0:31:54LAUGHTER
0:31:54 > 0:31:57- The WI.- Yeah, here's a proper category at last.
0:31:57 > 0:32:01We're going to ask you five questions here about the Women's Institute,
0:32:01 > 0:32:02can you provide us with the best answer?
0:32:02 > 0:32:04OK, thanks very much indeed.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Five things about the Women's Institute,
0:32:06 > 0:32:09here they come. We have got...
0:32:25 > 0:32:27I'll read those all one last time...
0:32:43 > 0:32:46There we are. Five clues to facts about the WI.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50Luke and Ben, you have to win this question. And you go first.
0:32:50 > 0:32:51Brilliant.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55Have you got any ideas at all?
0:32:55 > 0:32:59I remember the slow hand-clapping but I can't remember who it was.
0:32:59 > 0:33:03- Go for whatever you think.- The film is Calendar Girls.- Calendar Girls.
0:33:03 > 0:33:07Calendar Girls, say Luke and Ben. The name of the 2003 film.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Gemma and Steve.
0:33:09 > 0:33:13I think I know the name of the anthem,
0:33:13 > 0:33:16- and I think it's Jerusalem. - OK, you're going to say Jerusalem.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18So we have Calendar Girls, we have Jerusalem.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Luke and Ben have said Calendar Girls,
0:33:20 > 0:33:22the 2003 film about the WI fundraising effort.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25Let's see if that's right and if it is how many people said it.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30Absolutely right.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34- 45. - APPLAUSE
0:33:38 > 0:33:41Is that going to be enough to save your bacon, do you think? 45.
0:33:41 > 0:33:45Gemma and Steve have said Jerusalem is the name of the WI anthem.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48Let's see if that's right and how many people said it. Jerusalem.
0:33:51 > 0:33:55It's right. Will it beat 45?
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Yes, it will! 29.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59APPLAUSE
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Very, very well done indeed.
0:34:03 > 0:34:04That means, Gemma and Steve,
0:34:04 > 0:34:07after only two questions you are through to the final 2-0.
0:34:07 > 0:34:09- Very well done.- Yeah, well played, Gemma and Steve.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11Guys, were you tempted to go for the politician?
0:34:11 > 0:34:15I was thinking it was John Prescott, but I wasn't sure.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Ah, it wasn't John Prescott, actually, it was Tony Blair.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20But only scored 24 points.
0:34:20 > 0:34:24I watched that on fast-forward, he went down very well.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26They absolutely loved him.
0:34:26 > 0:34:30The country in which the WI movement began is Canada.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33The first one set up in Stoney Creek, Ontario.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35That would have scored you 4 points.
0:34:35 > 0:34:39And the title of the WI magazine until 2006, it's now WI Life,
0:34:39 > 0:34:43but it was Home And Country.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45And that is a pointless answer,
0:34:45 > 0:34:47so very well done to anyone at home who said that.
0:34:47 > 0:34:51- Some people at home will know that, won't they?- Oh, definitely.
0:34:51 > 0:34:55- Why did they change it from Home And Country?- They change everything, don't they?- Yeah.
0:34:55 > 0:34:56- WI Life.- Yeah.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00Don't know why. But do you remember when this show used to be called Weakest Link?
0:35:00 > 0:35:03LAUGHTER
0:35:03 > 0:35:06OK. Well, thank you very much indeed, Richard. So the losing pair
0:35:06 > 0:35:10at the end of the head-to-head, I'm sorry to say, Luke and Ben, some dreams have to come to an end.
0:35:10 > 0:35:14- Exactly. It's OK.- Hey. Well, the good news is you'll be back.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Otherwise you would only have been in one show.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19- It's all about airtime, right? - It's all about airtime, right.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21So yeah, we'll see you again next time
0:35:21 > 0:35:24and we'll look forward to that very much.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27- Luke and Ben, great contestants. - APPLAUSE
0:35:27 > 0:35:31But for Gemma and Steve, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:34 > 0:35:38Well, congratulations, Gemma and Steve, you fought off
0:35:38 > 0:35:41all the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,
0:35:50 > 0:35:55and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at £6,500
0:35:55 > 0:35:57APPLAUSE
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Well, what a show!
0:35:59 > 0:36:02And we've had some fantastic answers from you.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Gemma, a pointless answer from you in the first round.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07With Tatu. Fantastic scoring in every round.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Not spectacular scoring in the head-to-head, safe answering,
0:36:10 > 0:36:13but it was still a 2-0 victory, so very, very well done indeed.
0:36:13 > 0:36:14Now the rules are very simple.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17To win the money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20We've had one pointless answer on the show today, Gemma, it was yours.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23If you can find one more now, you will leave here with all that money.
0:36:23 > 0:36:27Firstly, you've got to choose a category. You have a choice of five options, and they are...
0:36:38 > 0:36:42- Right.- Anything that stands out for you? Literary greats?
0:36:42 > 0:36:47- Yeah, quite possibly. Nothing else.- Music awards? No.
0:36:47 > 0:36:51- I don't know, Moby, that's about it. Literary greats?- Yeah.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54- It's up to you. I don't know. You pick.- Literary greats.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56Literary greats it is. Let's find out what the question is.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:37:00 > 0:37:05to name as many works by Joseph Conrad as they could.
0:37:05 > 0:37:09- Joseph Conrad, Richard. - Yeah, we're looking for any published work by Joseph Conrad.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Where a work forms part of a trilogy,
0:37:11 > 0:37:13we're looking for the individual works rather than trilogy,
0:37:13 > 0:37:16so we wouldn't accept, for example, the Malay or Lindgard trilogy.
0:37:16 > 0:37:20- Very best of luck.- Thanks very much. You now have up to one minute,
0:37:20 > 0:37:24to come up with three answers, and all you need to win that £6,500
0:37:24 > 0:37:27is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:37:27 > 0:37:31- Are you ready?- Yeah!- OK.
0:37:31 > 0:37:32Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35There they are. Your time starts now.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37- Have you got any idea? - I don't know any.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39I know Jasper Conrad.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42That's Conran, not Conrad.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45Just make up some titles of some books.
0:37:47 > 0:37:51- The Devil's Advocate?- He said the Malay trilogy, that you can't say,
0:37:51 > 0:37:54so do you know anything that might be in a Malay trilogy?
0:37:54 > 0:37:56I've never even heard of him.
0:37:58 > 0:38:04Why don't we say, I don't know, Black Narcissus.
0:38:04 > 0:38:09- And then we can make up two more. - Devil's Advocate.- OK.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13What does he sound like he'd write?
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Sort of...
0:38:15 > 0:38:18I don't know, he sounds like sort of....
0:38:20 > 0:38:24- I've no idea. Trilogies, sort of science fiction.- 10 seconds.
0:38:24 > 0:38:28- Science fiction sort of things. - Right, so pick one.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31Say, like, The Crusades or something.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35- The Last Crusade?- Yeah. Say something like that.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Your time is up. We were looking for works by Joseph Conrad.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40I now need three answers from you.
0:38:40 > 0:38:43- OK. We haven't got a clue.- No.- OK.
0:38:43 > 0:38:46- These are quite often my favourite last rounds.- Yeah.
0:38:46 > 0:38:51- We're just going to make some up, so...- OK, good.- Devil's Advocate.
0:38:51 > 0:38:55- Devil's Advocate.- The Last Crusade. - The Last Crusade.
0:38:55 > 0:39:00- And Black Narcissus. - And Black Narcissus.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03OK. Of those three answers, is there any one...?
0:39:03 > 0:39:06Which do you think's your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:39:06 > 0:39:08- I really don't think it matters. - Shall we put them
0:39:08 > 0:39:10- in the order you said them?- Yeah. - I think that's best.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13Devil's Advocate, Last Crusade, Black Narcissus.
0:39:13 > 0:39:17OK, let's put them up on the board in that order, and here they are.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26- Oh, dear. It wasn't a great category for you.- No.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28We were looking for works by Joseph Conrad.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Something tells me we might still be looking for works by Joseph Conrad.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34Your first answer was Devil's Advocate,
0:39:34 > 0:39:36this was your least confident answer.
0:39:36 > 0:39:41Now, look, let's just suppose you did stumble on a pointless and correct answer.
0:39:41 > 0:39:42What would you do with £6,500?
0:39:42 > 0:39:47- Gemma?- I'd go on holiday with my mum next year.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49- To Antigua.- To Antigua.
0:39:49 > 0:39:50Excellent. Steve, how about you?
0:39:50 > 0:39:54- I'd probably go as well, if I was allowed.- And...
0:39:54 > 0:39:59- MUMBLES:- And I said I'd buy her a ring, but...- Hang on!
0:39:59 > 0:40:03Enunciate that a bit more, Steve.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05I said I'd buy her a ring if we won it.
0:40:05 > 0:40:09- AUDIENCE: Aww. - Wow. Wow.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13You don't want to maybe make sure that Joseph Conrad
0:40:13 > 0:40:14wrote Black Narcissus?
0:40:16 > 0:40:20Just for fun?
0:40:20 > 0:40:22OK, your first answer was the Devil's Advocate.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26Let's see if it's right.
0:40:27 > 0:40:31Well, there we are. Unfortunately, an incorrect answer.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34Two more chances to win today's jackpot.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36We are looking for the works of Joseph Conrad.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39Your next answer was The Last Crusade.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43Again, this has to be right. Let's just see if it's right first.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47OK, yep.
0:40:47 > 0:40:52Well, everything is now riding on Black Narcissus,
0:40:52 > 0:40:57your third and final shot at this jackpot of £6,500.
0:40:57 > 0:41:01Well, OK. Your third and final answer is Black Narcissus.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04Let's see if this is correct. If it happens to be correct
0:41:04 > 0:41:08and if it then is pointless, you will leave here with £6,500.
0:41:08 > 0:41:10Black Narcissus. Is it right?
0:41:12 > 0:41:14Aww!
0:41:14 > 0:41:16APPLAUSE
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Well, that's a real shame.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24It's always a real pity when people who've played as well as you have throughout the show
0:41:24 > 0:41:27then come up against an impossible category like that.
0:41:27 > 0:41:29If you don't know any of those books,
0:41:29 > 0:41:32there's nothing really you can do. Anyway, you did valiantly,
0:41:32 > 0:41:34you came up with three perfectly plausible names for books.
0:41:34 > 0:41:38So very good. Unfortunately you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,
0:41:38 > 0:41:40but you do still get to take home our Pointless trophy,
0:41:40 > 0:41:42so very, very well done.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44APPLAUSE
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Yeah, the wrong category for you, sorry about that.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52The big scorers out there were Heart of Darkness, Nostromo,
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Secret Agent, Lord Jim, those were the biggest scorers.
0:41:54 > 0:41:59Let's look at some pointless answers, I know some of the people at home will have got a few of these.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02Notes on Life and Letters, that's a series of his essays and reviews,
0:42:02 > 0:42:06Suspense, that's commonly called his last unfinished novel.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08Tales of Unrest, that was five short stories.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13The Arrow of Gold, that was his first post World War I novel.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Two works that he wrote with Ford Madox Ford, The Inheritors
0:42:16 > 0:42:19and The Nature of a Crime. Both of those pointless.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22The Rescue, that's the first in the Malay trilogy.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25'Twixt Land and Sea, and another novel, Under Western Eyes.
0:42:25 > 0:42:29You could also have had A Set Of Six or Tales of Hearsay.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Very well done if you said any of those pointless answers.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35OK, thank you. Well, unfortunately we have to say goodbye to you, Gemma and Steve.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38But it's been great having you on the show. Gemma and Steve!
0:42:38 > 0:42:41APPLAUSE
0:42:41 > 0:42:45Gemma and Steve didn't win our jackpot today, which means it rolls over on to the next show
0:42:45 > 0:42:48when we will be playing for £7,500.
0:42:48 > 0:42:52APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:42:52 > 0:42:53Join us then to see if someone can win it.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:42:56 > 0:42:57And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
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