0:00:23 > 0:00:27Thank you. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless, the quiz show
0:00:27 > 0:00:31where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners. Let's meet today's players.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39First up, we welcome back Shaun and Becky, who were on the show last time.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Everyone gets two chances to reach the Pointless Final.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45This is your second and final chance. Shaun, remind us how you know each other.
0:00:45 > 0:00:50Becky and I are engaged. We've known each other for nine years. We met at work.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- And Becky...- Yes. - What happened last time?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56We went out on a question
0:00:56 > 0:00:59about boys and girls born in Essex.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01You did better than I would.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Yes, so that was last time. Round Two, not bad, but we'd like to see more of you today.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Shaun, what's going to help you get through to the head-to-head and beyond?
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Maybe sport? Sport. TV.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Do you have a particular TV kind of TV you like to watch or do you just surf whatever's on?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Yeah, surf whatever's on. Documentaries, maybe, that sort of thing.- OK.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Do you remember stuff?
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Yeah, that's quite crucial for this. - It is, yeah.- A little bit.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32You remember a little. Well, let's hope you remember the right bit.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Welcome back to the show, lovely to have you back.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Next, we welcome back Tony Snr and Tony Jnr.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39The Tonys, who we had last time.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Tony Jnr, what happened last time?
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Got through to the head-to-head, let down by Dad's expert knowledge on golf.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Yeah. Yeah. Well, hardly let down. You did very well.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55You got through to the head-to-head. No mean feat.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Remind us what you do, Tony Jnr.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00I'm a fire safety adviser with the NHS.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- And, Tony Snr? - Part-time prison officer now.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Am I allowed to ask where? - Where? Wandsworth.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Oh, Wandsworth. - Wandsworth in London.- Good stuff.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Lovely to have you on the show again.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Head-to-head last time. You've got to be favourites to go through to the final.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Fingers crossed. - Very best of luck with that.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17And welcome back Abi and Andy next.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Now, Andy, remind us how you two know each other.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- This is my daughter. - And, Abi, what happened last time?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Well, my dad gave me advice before the show,
0:02:28 > 0:02:33saying, "If you're not 100% on a Pointless answer, play it safe."
0:02:33 > 0:02:37And then he didn't listen to his own advice and got the answer wrong.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42OK. You're a lecturer, Andy, as Abi just demonstrated.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- You even lectured her before the show.- Yes, yes.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48You are going to heed these words this time, aren't you?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Oh, yes. I'm hoping for a category
0:02:52 > 0:02:55where I only know one answer, then I can't pick the wrong one.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Good. Good. Abi, what do you hope is going to come up?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- Films, especially Christmas films. - Christmas films?- Yes.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06What do you think the best Christmas film ever is? What do you reckon?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Let's ask the expert. - White Christmas, got to be.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Wonderful Life?- No, White Christmas.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14You've got singing and dancing. You got Bing Crosby.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18I'm not arguing. It's good. White Christmas is good.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I used to think It's A Wonderful Life.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22In the last few years, I've been turned.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23- Oh, I know. Elf.- To Elf.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Elf. It's just brilliant.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Let's watch Elf now.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- Got the screen.- Tony Snr, you go and get snacks for everyone,
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I'll bagsy a place for you and we'll all sit there and watch it.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Aw, that'd be fun, wouldn't it? - Such good fun.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Oh, I can't wait for that.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Listen, Abi, Andy, I am sure we'll see much more of you today.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Best of luck. And, finally, we welcome Tom and Dave to the show.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51How do you to know each other?
0:03:51 > 0:03:55We went to the same university together, still do.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59We met at football tryouts at the start of uni and..
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Did you make it into the team? - No.- Oh, what? What?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I know, right? Mystery. Absolute mystery.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Where are you at university, Tom? - Leeds. Leeds Trinity.- Leeds Trinity.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- And, Dave, what are you reading there?- Journalism.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- And how about you, Tom? - English and film.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Well, you'll like watching... - No, no. It won't be good.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19It's not... I'm rubbish at it.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23No, I was going to say you'll enjoy watching Elf with us later.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25That's all I was going to say.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30- So film and English, if they come up, you'll be hopeless?- Yeah.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Really?- Probably. I don't want to build you up.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- I might be all right. - You'll be fine.- We'll have to see.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Dave, with your journalist, inquisitive instincts, you'll be just brilliant.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Anything to do with football, probably.- OK.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- So sports journalism is where you're headed?- Yeah.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50OK. Any other particular areas of expertise, Tom?
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- The life and times of Shola Ameobi. - Very good.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- The striker for Newcastle. - Newcastle United.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Yeah. Apart from that... - Why particularly him?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I just love him. He's a beautiful man.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04OK.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Best of luck to you, Tom and Dave.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Great to have you on the show. We'll find out more about all of you throughout the show.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13There's one person left for me to introduce.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17In the war of obscurity, he's on the front line, running across no-man's-land.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- It is my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Hello.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Good afternoon to you. - And right back at you.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Three returning pairs today. They had very different shows last time.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Of course, the class of the bunch were Tony Snr and Tony Jnr, the two Tonys.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Tony Snr looks like a prison officer, doesn't he?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Are they allowed to watch TV in Wandsworth?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Do they watch mid-afternoon shows like this?- Yes.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Do they?- Absolutely. Richard, you've got a cult following.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- In prison?- Inside. Yeah, you've got a cult following inside. - Yeah. Really?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56LAUGHTER
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Is there a particular class of criminal who prefers me?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- I won't go there.- D wing?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Shall we cut short the prison talk? - Yeah, I agree. Anyway, you were saying?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14We didn't see much of Abi and Andy.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- No.- Andy, because he is a lecturer, went a bit too smart.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20But we'll see if he's learned from his mistake
0:06:20 > 0:06:24and Shaun and Becky also got tripped up on a tricky category.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28So it'll be interesting for Tom and Dave. You've got three very good pairs here against you.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Should be a good show all round, I think.- I think so too.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Thanks very much, Richard. All our questions on Pointless
0:06:33 > 0:06:35have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39In order to get through to the Final Round and be in with a chance of winning our jackpot,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42our contestants must find the obscure answers those 100 couldn't think of.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47So the fewer of the 100 people who knew the answer, the fewer points you'll score.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Now, what everyone's trying to do is to find a pointless answer.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52This is an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55And, every time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Max and Martyn won the jackpot last time, so today's jackpot starts off at...
0:07:01 > 0:07:03If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13In this First Round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16The pair with the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated,
0:07:16 > 0:07:18so make sure that's not you.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Our category for Round One is...
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34OK. The question concerns...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Powerful People, Richard.- Yeah.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43In a moment, Xander's going to show you a list of five positions of power.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45We need you to give us any one
0:07:45 > 0:07:48of the last five people to have held one of those positions, please.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51He's going to show you five positions. Any of the last five people,
0:07:51 > 0:07:54including the present incumbent, to hold any of those positions.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58We will accept surnames, unless two or more people have the same surname on that list,
0:07:58 > 0:08:01in which case, give us the first name as well.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05This is as to the start of May 2012. Very best of luck.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Shaun and Becky,
0:08:08 > 0:08:11you all drew lots before the show and, today, you are going first.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15OK. So the five positions of power are...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I'll read those one last time.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Now, that board remains the whole way through the question, so that won't change at all.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41We need any one of the last five incumbents.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Now then Becky, you kick us off.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Going to have to say Gordon Brown.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Gordon Brown. Let's see if it's right
0:08:51 > 0:08:54and, if it is, let's see how many people said Gordon Brown.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Absolutely right.
0:09:03 > 0:09:0547 for Gordon Brown.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Yeah. Pretty hefty score for Gordon Brown.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13We've said before, his real name is James Brown.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16That would make him more popular, I think.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19OK. Now then, Tony Jnr.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Yeah, politics not a strong one for me, either.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28I'm going to have to go with George VI.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Let's see if it's right. If it is, let's see how many people said it. George VI.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Absolutely right.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Not bad at all, Tony.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Very well done. From 1936 to '52, George VI.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Of course, more famously known as Colin Firth.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59- Abi.- Again, politics is probably the worst thing that could have come up.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04I think I know one but, after going out last time,
0:10:04 > 0:10:07I really don't want to risk that.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10So I'm going to say...
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- ..Bill Clinton.- Bill Clinton. Let's see if it's right.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Let's see how many people said it. Bill Clinton.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Absolutely right.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Not bad at all.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- 28 for Bill Clinton. - Yes, born William Blythe.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35He took his step-father's name eventually. But it's not a bad score, that.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Though I should warn you, I can see your dad has got that glint in his eye that says,
0:10:39 > 0:10:44"Oh, I want to go for an obscure one on the next pass." You can just see it, can't you?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Dave.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I'm thinking I might take a bit of a gamble.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53I think I might know one Irish prime minister
0:10:53 > 0:10:57from a while back, so I'm going to say Bertie Ahern.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Bertie Ahern, says Dave. Let's see if that's right.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Let's see how many people said Bertie Ahern.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Absolutely right.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Very well done, Dave.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15That paid off for you.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17That scored you 7. Great answer.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Yes, the youngest Irish prime minister or Taoiseach to date, Bertie Ahern.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25His daughter Georgina, you will never guess who she's married to.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- You'll never even guess.- Yeah. - She's all, like, married to Nicky from Westlife.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Yeah, yeah. They are, like, totes married.- Can you even believe it?
0:11:33 > 0:11:37They're, like, totes for real married and I can't even believe it
0:11:37 > 0:11:39cos he is, like, so, like, hot.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- Yeah, yeah.- And he's, like, married to, like, Bertie Ahern's daughter and all this.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Like, completely married.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49There we go. We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Dave and Tom, looking very strong indeed.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Lovely low score of 7 in that first pass.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Then we travel up to 27, where we find the Tonys.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Up to 28, just one above them, where we find Abi and Andy.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Then up to 47,
0:12:02 > 0:12:04where we find Becky and Shaun.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Now, Shaun, you've got quite a while to think of a brilliant answer.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Do you think you have one that will save you, keep you in the game?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12I've got a reasonable answer, yeah.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15You hope that one of the three people between where we are now
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- and us coming to you don't nick it. - Yeah.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Best of luck. We'll come back down the line.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Can the second players take their places at the podium.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28OK. So we are looking for the last five people
0:12:28 > 0:12:31who have held these offices of state.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Now then, Tom, you're on 7.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37The high scorers on 47 are Shaun and Becky.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41If you score 39 or less, you are through to the next round.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44So we are looking for the last five people to have held any of these offices.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46What are you thinking?
0:12:47 > 0:12:52I think we saw him passing when I was in Paris on holiday once.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- So I'm going to go for Jacques Chirac.- Here comes your red line.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57If you get below that red line with Jacques Chirac,
0:12:57 > 0:13:00you will avoid becoming the new high scorers. Let's see if it's right.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Let's see how many people said Jacques Chirac.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Good enough.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Down it goes to 9. Very, very well done.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Two single-figure scores,
0:13:17 > 0:13:20taking your total up to 16. Well played, Tom.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- Good answer, Tom. Very good play from that final podium, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29Jacques Chirac is the guy who's widely credited with winning the Olympic bid for London.
0:13:29 > 0:13:34Just before the final vote, he said, "The only place that has worse food than England is Finland."
0:13:34 > 0:13:37And there were two Finnish delegates on the final vote.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41So, thank you, Jacques.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Andy. The high scorers remain Shaun and Becky on 47. You're on 28.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50If you score 18 or less, you are through to the next round.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52You've got a good one. I know you have.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56I nearly had another wrong one. I just stopped myself.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58I'll tell you afterwards.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01This one might be wrong as well.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Francois Mitterand.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Francois Mitterand. How many people said it? Is it right?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Absolutely right.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16And you've done it. Very well done. 9 for Francois Mitterand.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Takes your total up to 37.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Very well done, Andy.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Yes, a socialist president.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28First man to appoint a female prime minister. Edith Cresson.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Now then, Tony. Tony Snr, you're on 27.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Shaun and Becky remain the high scorers on 47.
0:14:33 > 0:14:3819 or less sees you through to the next round.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Well, I don't think I'll get there. I'm struggling with the board.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48I will go for George W Bush.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- George?- W.- George W Bush, says Tony Snr.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53George W Bush.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Here is your red line. You need to get below that red line
0:14:56 > 0:14:59to see you through to the next round comfortably.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02George W Bush. How many people said it?
0:15:12 > 0:15:1527 takes your total up to 54.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19That might be enough to keep you in the game. Richard.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24Yes. George Walker Bush. First president since 1888, in 2000, to win an election
0:15:24 > 0:15:27despite getting less votes than his opponent Al Gore.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- I never knew Walker was his middle name.- Did you not?- No.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32I think lots of people did.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33LAUGHTER
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Yeah.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39There you go. We learn something new every day.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Now then, Shaun. - I have a challenge on my hands.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44You have a massive challenge on your hands.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47The high scorers at the moment are Tony Snr and Tony Jnr on 54.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51You're on 47, so you need to score 6 or less.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54I'm thinking of one thing, because the Irish prime minister
0:15:54 > 0:15:58and the two French presidents that have gone, I had,
0:15:58 > 0:16:01so I'm going to go for the monarch, Edward VIII.
0:16:02 > 0:16:07- Edward VIII. You're hoping he'll have been overlooked.- Yeah.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10There is your red line. It's quite low. Becky, what do you think?
0:16:10 > 0:16:14- Will Edward VIII get us below that red line?- It sounds good.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16The moment of truth. Here it comes. Edward VIII.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Is it right? How many people said it.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23It's right.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Oh, 14.
0:16:32 > 0:16:3314, I'm afraid,
0:16:33 > 0:16:36takes your total up to an unbeatable 61.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Yes. Reigned very briefly in 1936, of course. Tough luck. It's a good answer.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46There's only three pointless answers, Irish prime ministers so, before we look at those,
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I'll tell you the best answers in each category.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50The best answers for French presidents.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Georges Pompidou and Valery Giscard d'Estaing
0:16:52 > 0:16:55both would have scored you 2 points. Very good answers.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58The best American president would have been Reagan,
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- who would have scored you 11 points. - Wow.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06George Bush Snr was slightly better than George Bush Jnr. He would have scored you 19.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08The best king would have been Edward VII.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Edward VII would have scored 13 points. Still wouldn't have seen you through.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15The best prime minister is joint. It's Margaret Thatcher and John Major, both on 30.
0:17:15 > 0:17:1830 points for both of those. Let's take a look at the pointless answers.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20All, as I say, Irish prime ministers.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Enda Kenny is the only other Irish president and he would have scored 1 point.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Thanks very much, Richard. At the end of our First Round, the pair who'll be leaving us,
0:17:33 > 0:17:37with their high score of 61, I'm sorry to say it's Shaun and Becky.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- Dear, oh, dear.- Oh, dear.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41It was Round Two last time
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- and Round One this time. - Yeah, it's not good.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45OK. Well, there we are. Shaun and Becky,
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I'm afraid this is the end of the road. We say goodbye.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- This time it really is goodbye. - Yeah.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- It's been great having you on the show. Thank you for playing. Shaun and Becky.- Thank you.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59For the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07And so our four pairs become three pairs.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10And, obviously, at the end of this round, our three pairs become two.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13That was a very instructive first round there.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Very good. Abi and Andy. Andy, you managed to rein yourself in.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18So what was the answer you were going to give?
0:18:18 > 0:18:22I thought, I'll go the Irish route. Mary McAleese.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25She's president, not prime minister.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28So I was about 30 seconds away from giving the wrong answer.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Then Abi really would have killed me on the train back home.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Well, Tom and Dave, our newcomers.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Very much the outstanding performers in that last round.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I was quite close to saying Mary McAleese as well.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- I thought Bertie Ahern was risky enough.- You get 200 points for that.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Very good indeed. And the Tonys, as ever, very solid.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49- Very solid progress.- Hand on heart.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I was nowhere near saying Mary McAleese.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57OK. Our category for round two is...
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11And the question concerns...
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Richard.- Across the two passes, we're going to show you 12 albums,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25all with one word, and the year in which they first hit number one.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Tell us who released those albums.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Give us a nice, obscure answer, you'll score fewer points.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31An incorrect answer for 100 points.
0:19:31 > 0:19:3512 acts to guess at home. Very best of luck.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38OK. Thanks, Richard. So we are looking for the artists or groups
0:19:38 > 0:19:41who released these UK number one albums. And we have got...
0:19:55 > 0:19:57I'll read those one last time.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12There we are. Six albums that reached number one
0:20:12 > 0:20:13in the UK album charts.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17You have to give us the name of the artist or group that recorded them
0:20:17 > 0:20:18and, obviously, Tony Jnr,
0:20:18 > 0:20:21you are going to try and find the most obscure one you can,
0:20:21 > 0:20:23the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Tony, is this good for you? - It's not bad.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Couple of obvious ones in there.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33I quite like Rudebox but I'm not 100% sure.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36I'm going to go Graceland, Paul Simon.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Graceland, Paul Simon, says Tony Jnr.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many people said it. Paul Simon.
0:20:50 > 0:20:5228. Not bad at all.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Yes. Sold over 14 million copies worldwide, that album.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01You Can Call Me Al was a big single off it,
0:21:01 > 0:21:03which had Chevy Chase lip-synching all the song.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07A whole generation, us included, who thought Chevy Chase was Paul Simon.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- Did you?- Yeah.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- Did you not listen to Simon And Garfunkel when you were little? - Of course not.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Really?- Yeah. You know I'm not posh, don't you?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18You know I didn't grow up...
0:21:18 > 0:21:22- Do you have to be posh to listen to Simon And Garfunkel? - When you're little? Yeah.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25I didn't know that was an us and them thing?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Yeah. It most definitely is. - Really?- Yeah.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Wow. How shaming.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Didn't listen to Chopin, either, which I know was big in your house.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- Get out of town. Seriously?- Yeah.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Seriously? What, Pletnev? Didn't listen to that?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I thought he was French till I was 20.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- You're joking?- I'm not even.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Anyway. There we are. Now then. Andy.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Andy, Andy.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55So, remember, we are looking for the artists or groups who had hits with these albums.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58I'm still trying to get round the idea of Richard ever being little.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05You're right. I should have said young.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Right. I think I'm all right.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I have this on cassette.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Arrival, I think, was by Abba.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Abba, Andy says, for Arrival. Let's see if that's right
0:22:19 > 0:22:22and, if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Absolutely right.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Ooh, it's a good one. Look at that. 12. Very well done, Andy.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40That got to number one in January 1977.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Very good indeed. Dave.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I know one of them for definite.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Stupidity, I'd be guessing.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Lovesexy, I've got ideas but I'd probably be guessing.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56If you want, you can tell us what those ideas are.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- We won't hold you to it. - Not very accurate.- That's OK.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Thriller'll be Michael Jackson.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Lovesexy could be anything from, I don't know, Madonna, Bananarama.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10So I think I'm going to have to gamble a little bit
0:23:10 > 0:23:13and I'll go Rudebox, Oasis.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Rudebox, Oasis. OK. Let's see if that's right and, if it is,
0:23:18 > 0:23:20let's see how many of our 100 said Rudebox was Oasis.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Oh, bad luck, Dave.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29That's an incorrect answer. Scores you the maximum
0:23:29 > 0:23:30of 100 points. I'm sorry.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Yeah. Sorry, Dave. I think Tony Jnr attempted to go for that.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37I was going to go for that and I thought it might have been Robbie Williams,
0:23:37 > 0:23:41the album that flopped for him. But I wasn't 100%.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44It is Robbie Williams. You're right. Would have scored 16 points.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Would have been a good answer for both of you.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Let's go through the rest. You're right about Thriller. It's Michael Jackson.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52But wouldn't have done much better than 100.
0:23:52 > 0:23:5580 points, that would have got you. Lovesexy is one of your favourites.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Prince. Prince. - Absolutely right. 7 points.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Now, the killer answer on this board is Stupidity.
0:24:00 > 0:24:05This album was number one just a few months before Abba Arrival.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Dr Feelgood. One point for that.- Wow.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- Well done if you go that. - Thanks very much. We're halfway through the round.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Let's look at the scores. 12.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Very much the best score of the pass.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21Andy, well done. Andy and Abi looking strong for the head-to-head.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24As are the Tonys on 28.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Then up to 100, I'm afraid. Dave and Tom, bad luck.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30We'll come back down the line.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Can the second players take their places at the podium.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38OK. We're going to put six more one-word albums on the board.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40And here they are. We have got...
0:24:53 > 0:24:55I'll read those one last time.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Remember, we are looking for the artist or group who released these albums.
0:25:09 > 0:25:14Obviously, Tom, you need to find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people would know.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17I haven't got a clue about one of them.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Literally, whatever I do...
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Not literally, sorry. Figuratively, whatever I do is a shot in the dark.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27So
0:25:27 > 0:25:30I'll go for....Zooropa
0:25:30 > 0:25:32by...Europa.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36LAUGHTER
0:25:36 > 0:25:38OK. Tom says Zooropa by Europa.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many people said it.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Bad luck, Tom, but a good try.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48I'm sorry to say that's an incorrect answer,
0:25:48 > 0:25:50score's you the maximum of 100 points,
0:25:50 > 0:25:52which takes your total up to 200.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54You're in the 200 club.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56- Not bad.- Richard.- Yeah. Sorry, Tom. Good guess, though.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58That's usually how bands name their albums.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Just put a Z in front of their names, don't they?
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Like Zoasis by Oasis would be another example.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Or Zabba, obviously. - Zabba by Abba, yeah.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Abi.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12- Good news. You're in the head-to-head.- (Yes.)
0:26:12 > 0:26:14However, Andy did very well.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Nice low score of 12 in the first pass.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Let's see if you can do a nice, low score correspondingly,
0:26:19 > 0:26:21as we come back down the line.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Well, I know Rumours but it's stuck in the back of my head,
0:26:24 > 0:26:27amongst all this other stuff, and it's not coming out.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30I'm going to say Stars, Simply Red.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Simply Red. Simply Red. Your father's doing a little dance.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- I'm sure I've seen it in the drawer at home.- OK. There we are.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Simply Red says Abi. No red line cos you're already through.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43So Stars, Simply Red. Is it right? How many people said it?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Not bad at all. 33 is your total.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01The 13th biggest-selling album of all time in the UK,
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Stars, up to May 2012.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05There it is.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Now then, Tony Snr, good news, you're in the head-to-head.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12OK. Zooropa, I thought Tom was right.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16I hadn't a clue. Excellent guess. So I've got no idea.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18I know Paranoid is Black Sabbath.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Something's tells me Caribou, I keep thinking of Elton John,
0:27:23 > 0:27:26but I think he might have done a song called Caribou.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Rumours is Fleetwood Mac.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Natural, I'm not sure.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33I've got nothing to lose. I'll go Caribou, Elton John.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Caribou, Elton John, says Tony Snr.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Let's see if that's right. No red line for you. You're through already.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43It's absolutely right.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Oh, it's a great answer, Tony.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54The best answer of the whole round, there.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Caribou, Elton John, takes your total up to 32.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Well played, Tony Snr. Number one in the UK
0:28:00 > 0:28:03and recorded at the Caribou Ranch in Colorado.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06You took us nicely through a couple of the other answers as well.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Rumours is Fleetwood Mac.
0:28:09 > 0:28:1131 points for that one.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Paranoid is Black Sabbath. 13.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Now, Zooropa, not by Europa.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19I thought you were going to get it when you started saying it. It's by U2.
0:28:19 > 0:28:2215. Now, the best answer on that board...
0:28:22 > 0:28:25I say the best answer, it's the worst answer, really.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28I normally say very well done if you get a pointless answer at home,
0:28:28 > 0:28:31but shame on you if got this pointless answer at home.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34It's Peter Andre.
0:28:34 > 0:28:35LAUGHTER
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Worryingly, I just got that answer before you revealed it.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42I realised I've got that one at home.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45Have you? Ah, but you said Simply Red, so there's no hope for you.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Thanks very much, Richard. So, at the end of Round Two,
0:28:49 > 0:28:52the losing pair with the highest score, it's Tom and Dave.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56I thought you were going to be all over this round. I thought you'd be brilliant.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59- Need to swot up on our albums, I think.- Yes.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02The great news is we'll see you next time and we'll look forward to that.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04Tom and Dave, great players. Brilliant.
0:29:07 > 0:29:11For the remaining pairs, things are about to get even more exciting as we enter the head-to-head.
0:29:12 > 0:29:13WHOOPING
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Congratulations, Andy and Abi, Tony Snr, Tony Jnr.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23You are now only one round away from the final and our jackpot,
0:29:23 > 0:29:25which currently stands at...
0:29:27 > 0:29:29You're now going to go head-to-head.
0:29:29 > 0:29:33The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35The great news is you are now allowed to confer.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39It'll be very interesting to see what happens. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49OK. Here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:29:52 > 0:29:55Natural Sights Of The UK. Richard.
0:29:55 > 0:29:59We're going to show you five pictures of naturally occurring tourist attractions in the UK.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01Can you identify the most obscure?
0:30:01 > 0:30:05OK. Let's reveal our pictures of tourist attractions
0:30:05 > 0:30:07and here they are. We have got...
0:30:23 > 0:30:25There they are.
0:30:25 > 0:30:30Five naturally occurring sights across the UK.
0:30:30 > 0:30:34Abi and Andy, you've played best throughout the show so far, so you get to go first.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36What do you think, I wonder?
0:30:36 > 0:30:38WHISPERS
0:30:45 > 0:30:48- OK?- We're going to go for A.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51I'm going to say it's The Needles.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54A, The Needles.
0:30:55 > 0:30:56OK. Tonys.
0:30:57 > 0:31:01- Talk us through all the answers, if you like.- That was the one we were going to go for.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05C is obvious. It's the white cliffs of Dover.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10I haven't got a clue on B or D.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13E may be the Giant's Causeway
0:31:13 > 0:31:15but I've never been there.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17We'll plump E for Giant's Causeway.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20OK. You're going to say E, Giant's Causeway.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24So we have The Needles and we have the Giant's Causeway.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Abi and Andy said The Needles. Let's see if that's right
0:31:26 > 0:31:30and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said The Needles.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Absolutely right.
0:31:37 > 0:31:38APPLAUSE
0:31:44 > 0:31:47The Tonys have said that E is Giant's Causeway.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Let's see if that's right and, if it is,
0:31:49 > 0:31:52let's see how many of our 100 people said Giant's Causeway for E.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59There we are. An incorrect answer,
0:31:59 > 0:32:01which means, after one question, Abi and Andy, you are up 1-0.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04- Richard.- Yes. Tough luck, Tony and Tony.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07It's actually Fingal's Cave on the Hebridean Island of Staffa.
0:32:07 > 0:32:0912 points, that would have scored you.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12Would have been a terrific answer. Would have beaten The Needles.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Do you know B?
0:32:14 > 0:32:16It's in Dorset.
0:32:17 > 0:32:206 points that would have scored you.
0:32:20 > 0:32:21C is the white cliffs of Dover.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23You had to avoid it, really. It's a big scorer.
0:32:23 > 0:32:2579 points.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27And D. Do you know D?
0:32:27 > 0:32:31You'll have heard of it. It's the Old Man of Hoy.
0:32:31 > 0:32:3221 points, that would have scored you.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35Well done if you got all five at home. Very impressive.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38Thanks very much, Richard. Here comes your second question.
0:32:38 > 0:32:42The Tonys, we need you to win this question to stay in the game. Best of luck.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44Our second question concerns...
0:32:46 > 0:32:50- African countries, Richard. - We're going to give you the names of five African countries
0:32:50 > 0:32:53but we're only going to give them to you in initial form.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56Can you tell us the most obscure of these countries, please?
0:32:56 > 0:33:00OK. Let's reveal our five African countries in initial form.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02And here they are. We have got...
0:33:11 > 0:33:12I'll read them one last time.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19And the Tonys go first this time.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22WHISPERING
0:33:29 > 0:33:31We'll go for EG, Egypt.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34You're going to say Egypt for EG.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37Abi and Andy, you can talk us through the board, if you like.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Well, top one's South Africa.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43I don't think the next one is Egypt but I don't know what it is.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46STAP, no idea.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49The next one's Sierra Leone but we'll go for the bottom one,
0:33:49 > 0:33:52which is Burkina Faso.
0:33:52 > 0:33:57So the Tonys have gone for Egypt and Andy and Abi, Burkina Faso.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59In the order they were given, the Tonys said Egypt.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Is that right? How many people said it?
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Egypt, incorrect answer, which means, Andy and Abi,
0:34:08 > 0:34:12you only have to be right and, if you are, you go straight through to the Final, 2-0.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15Burkina Faso. Is it right? How many people said it?
0:34:17 > 0:34:19It's right. Very well done.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Oh, good answer.
0:34:27 > 0:34:2913 for Burkina Faso.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34- Well played.- Which means, after only 2 questions,
0:34:34 > 0:34:37Abi and Andy are through to the Final 2-0.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39Good answer. Burkina Faso in Western Africa,
0:34:39 > 0:34:41used to be called Upper Volta when we were kids.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43Let's go through the rest of the board. EG.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46It's not Egypt, it's Equatorial Guinea.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Would have scored 9 points.
0:34:48 > 0:34:52SA was South Africa. You're absolutely right about that.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54But it would have scored you 76. Absolutely right about SL.
0:34:54 > 0:34:58That was Sierra Leone. That would have scored you 38 points.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00And STAP is the best answer on the board.
0:35:00 > 0:35:034 points, a Pointless favourite, Sao Tome and Principe.
0:35:03 > 0:35:054 points.
0:35:05 > 0:35:09Thanks, Richard. So our losing pair, at the end of the head-to-head,
0:35:09 > 0:35:10it's Tony Snr, Tony Jnr.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13You've played so well,
0:35:13 > 0:35:16right through to the head-to-head in each game you've played.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19I'm afraid this is where we say goodbye. It's been great having you on the show.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22Thanks so much for playing. Tony and Tony.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28For Andy and Abi, it's now time for our Pointless Final.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Congratulations, Abi and Andy. You fought off the competition
0:35:37 > 0:35:39and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47Yeaaah!
0:35:47 > 0:35:48LAUGHTER
0:35:48 > 0:35:51You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:35:51 > 0:35:54and, at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at...
0:35:56 > 0:35:59Well, it was Round One last time.
0:35:59 > 0:36:04This time straight through to the Final. How are you feeling?
0:36:04 > 0:36:07- A lot better.- We went away and had a word with ourselves.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09Come back, focus now.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11- She had a word with me.- Yeah.
0:36:11 > 0:36:12Gave you a bit of a lecture.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16- Yeah.- The rules are simple. To win the money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18We haven't had any on the show today.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21You only have to find one now and you'll go home with that money.
0:36:21 > 0:36:25First you've got to choose a category. You can choose from these five options. They are...
0:36:32 > 0:36:34I think it's got to be Film Actors, isn't it? Yeah.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36You go for it. I mean...
0:36:36 > 0:36:40I could do chemistry but you couldn't, I don't think? Sorry.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43- It's got to be Film Actors.- Yeah. - OK. Film Actors.- Yeah.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:36:45 > 0:36:49We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:36:50 > 0:36:52..as they could. Roger Moore films.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55- Richard.- We're looking for any feature film made for cinema release
0:36:55 > 0:36:57for which Roger Moore has received an acting credit
0:36:57 > 0:37:00prior to the beginning of 2012, please.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02No short films, TV films or documentaries
0:37:02 > 0:37:05but voice performances do count. Very, very best of luck.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08OK. You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10All you need, to win that £1,000 jackpot,
0:37:10 > 0:37:13is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Are you ready?
0:37:16 > 0:37:18- Yeah.- OK. Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21There they are. Your time starts now.
0:37:21 > 0:37:25- There's obviously the Bond films. - The Saint, or is that...
0:37:25 > 0:37:27No, that's just TV.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30Didn't he go away from being James Bond, do a film,
0:37:30 > 0:37:33- come back and do more James Bond? - No, that was Sean Connery.
0:37:35 > 0:37:38He did one where he was a terrorist who took over...
0:37:38 > 0:37:40But I cannot remember the name of it.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43- We're going to have to go James Bond then.- Yeah.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46What's the most obscure James Bond?
0:37:49 > 0:37:51- Octopussy, probably.- Yeah.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55There's the one that's on the spaceship.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58Moonraker. But let's get away from...think of one...
0:38:00 > 0:38:03Ooh. I can't think of the titles.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05I only know... Oh, I know!
0:38:05 > 0:38:08- Cannonball Run. - Oh, brilliant. Brilliant.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10- Yes, he's in Cannonball Run.- Yes.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13- I don't know if he was in Cannonball Run II but...- 10 seconds left.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Yeah, let's do that. And let's do Octopussy.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18- OK.- Those are three, I think, yeah.
0:38:18 > 0:38:19OK. Are you happy with those three?
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Well, as happy as we ever will be.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24- A flash of inspiration there from you, Abi.- Yes.
0:38:24 > 0:38:28We're looking for Roger Moore films. I need your three answers. What are they going to be?
0:38:28 > 0:38:31- Octopussy.- Octopussy. - Cannonball Run.- Cannonball Run.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34- And Cannonball Run II, I'm reliably informed.- And Cannonball Run II.
0:38:36 > 0:38:39Of those three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:38:39 > 0:38:43Probably Cannonball Run, cos I don't know if he was in the second one.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46OK. Cannonball Run, we'll put last.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48And Octopussy, we'll put first.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52Let's put those up on the board in that order and here they are.
0:38:52 > 0:38:53We have got...
0:38:57 > 0:38:59We were looking for Roger Moore films.
0:38:59 > 0:39:03Your first answer, Octopussy, was your least confident shot at a pointless answer.
0:39:03 > 0:39:08You only have to find one pointless answer to win that £1,000 jackpot. So let's see.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Octopussy. Is it right? How many people said it? Octopussy.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Absolutely right.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19Your first shot at that jackpot of £1,000.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21Going down into the 50s, into the 40s.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24If this goes down to zero, you leave with £1,000.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33So 22. Unfortunately, not a pointless answer.
0:39:33 > 0:39:36You only have two more chances to win today's jackpot.
0:39:36 > 0:39:40Your next answer was Cannonball Run II.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45Now, let's say this is pointless, Abi. What would you do with that £1,000 jackpot?
0:39:45 > 0:39:48Maybe a spending spree.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50I could take a holiday but I think shopping's a better idea.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56- Andy?- I'm going to put it in the bank and live off the interest.
0:39:56 > 0:39:57LAUGHTER
0:39:58 > 0:40:01Very good. OK. Well, OK.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04Can't argue with that. There we are.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07This has to be pointless for you to win that massive jackpot.
0:40:08 > 0:40:12Let's see how many people said Cannonball Run II. Is it right?
0:40:15 > 0:40:17Oh.
0:40:17 > 0:40:18Bad luck.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21OK. You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Everything is now riding on The Cannonball Run.
0:40:23 > 0:40:27We are looking for Roger Moore films. This was your third answer.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Your most confident shot at a pointless answer.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32Has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot of £1,000.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34OK. Let's find out. Cannonball Run. Is it pointless?
0:40:38 > 0:40:40OK. Well, it's right.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42Octopussy took us down to 22.
0:40:42 > 0:40:47Cannonball Run II was incorrect but The Cannonball Run is on the money.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Down it goes into single figures. Still going down.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52Oh! 2.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02It's a very good effort but, unfortunately,
0:41:02 > 0:41:05you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08But you do still get to take home a Pointless trophy, so there you are.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17Tough luck, guys. You played well throughout.
0:41:17 > 0:41:21As soon as you took your glasses off, that's when you stopped scoring quite so well.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24A lot of the Bond films were big scorers. Only one low score among them.
0:41:24 > 0:41:276 points for For Your Eyes Only.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30That was the lowest of his Bond films. Let's take a look at the pointless answers.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Well done at home if you got any of these.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35Bullseye!, the Michael Winner comedy from 1990
0:41:35 > 0:41:36would have been a pointless answer.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39He plays Tab Lazenby in Cats & Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41That's a voice performance.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44Crossplot, from 1969, would have been a pointless answer.
0:41:44 > 0:41:48- North Sea Hijack was... - That's the one.- You've seen that?
0:41:48 > 0:41:51With Anthony Perkins. He plays Rufus Excalibur ffolkes in that film.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54Spice World, plays a Bond-style baddie in that, stroking a piglet.
0:41:54 > 0:41:58That Lucky Touch is a 1975 romcom with Susannah York.
0:41:59 > 0:42:03The Miracle, one of his very early films, from 1959.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06The Naked Face and The Quest is, as far as I'm aware,
0:42:06 > 0:42:09the only film he stars in with Jean-Claude Van Damme.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Well done if you said that at home. There's another couple of films you could have had.
0:42:12 > 0:42:16Boat Trip with Cuba Gooding Jr, would have been a pointless answer.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19Curse Of The Pink Panther would have been a pointless answer, as would The Sea Wolves.
0:42:19 > 0:42:23- You knew a couple of those.- Well, I didn't know North Sea Hijack.
0:42:23 > 0:42:26I described it but I didn't know it.
0:42:26 > 0:42:28Unfortunately, we do have to say goodbye to you, Abi and Andy.
0:42:28 > 0:42:33It's been wonderful having you on the show. Thank you so much for playing. Great contestants.
0:42:35 > 0:42:39Abi and Andy didn't win our jackpot today, which means it rolls over onto the next show,
0:42:39 > 0:42:41when we will be playing for...
0:42:42 > 0:42:44AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:42:44 > 0:42:48- Join us to see if someone can win it. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
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