0:00:22 > 0:00:25Thank you. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Welcome to Pointless, the quiz show
0:00:26 > 0:00:28where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Let's meet today's players.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33APPLAUSE
0:00:33 > 0:00:36First up, we welcome back Maria and Jamie.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38You were on the show last time.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Everyone gets two chances to reach the Pointless final.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45This is your second chance. What happened last time, Maria?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48We didn't have much luck with currencies.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Yes, you proposed a new currency called the Lima.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54- I did, yeah.- For Portugal. What do you want to come up today?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Human anatomy would be a good one.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57History, as well.
0:00:57 > 0:01:02- I always had an interest in history since school, so that would be good. - That would be good.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04OK. Last time, you made it to the second round.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08This time, as a returning pair, we hope to see you in the head-to-head, if not further.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11The very best of luck, Maria and Jamie.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14And next, we welcome Mike and Jane. How do you know each other?
0:01:14 > 0:01:18We met at the airport nine years ago.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20You met at the airport nine years ago?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Yeah. Well, we both work at the airport.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Oh, I see. We met at the airport where we work,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29nine years ago. What are your interests, Mike?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32For a year and a half, I've started writing poetry.
0:01:32 > 0:01:37- Will there be a Pointless poem soon? - Yeah, I could read you part of a Pointless poem.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- You have a Pointless poem already? - Yes, I have.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Here we go.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Presented by Alexander and Richard, too.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44An exciting quiz for you to view.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Test your knowledge and you will find
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Those obscure answers in the back of your mind.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52100 points is no good at all
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Make the wrong choice and you will fall
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Three is great, 70 is a lot
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Let's hope for ten grand in that pot.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh, wow.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04APPLAUSE
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I would say three is great, 70 is a lot. Byron is a poet, Mike, maybe not.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11LAUGHTER
0:02:11 > 0:02:13I'm joking.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Jane, what do you hope is going to come up today?
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Um, I quite like dramas, soaps,
0:02:22 > 0:02:24music, pop music, really.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Very best of luck. Great to have you here.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29And next, we welcome Malcolm and Laura.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31How do you two know each other?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Father and daughter.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Father and daughter teams are always...
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Not always good. Sometimes terrible.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41But statistically, usually pretty good.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Malcolm, what do you hope comes up?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Sport. Um, music.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Preferably '60s, '70s, '80s.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Laura, any particular favourite topics?
0:02:51 > 0:02:56Um... Everything that he doesn't know anything about,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59so fashion, make up,
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Madonna is a good one.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Very best of luck.
0:03:02 > 0:03:07Great to have you on the show. Finally, we've got Dan and Martin. How do you two know each other?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- We went to primary and high school together. - Martin, what do you do?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I'm a supermarket fishmonger.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15How long do you have to wash for before you...?
0:03:15 > 0:03:16A good half hour.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19It's a long process.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Seriously, I have met a few fishmongers in my time
0:03:21 > 0:03:24and quite often, I don't have to ask them what they do.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26LAUGHTER
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Dan, what do you do?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I'm a graduate management trainee for an electrical wholesaler.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33What else do you like to get up to?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I play a lot of sport.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39I've played football, basketball, American football.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Anything in particular you'd like not to see, Dan?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Er...books.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Anything to do with books, literature.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Great to have you on the show. We'll find out more about all of you throughout the show.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53There's only one person left to introduce.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55We have to sneak him round the back door when he arrives,
0:03:55 > 0:03:58because it's like a Justin Bieber gig out there, honestly!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- It's My Pointless friend, Richard. - Hiya.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04APPLAUSE
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Round two today is one of those questions that
0:04:09 > 0:04:11people are always asking for.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16A certain generation of people are always asking for question two. I've finally buckled.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Round two.- Yeah.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Thank you very much, Richard.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23All our questions on Pointless were put to 100 people before the show.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27In order to get through to the final round and our jackpot,
0:04:27 > 0:04:31our contestants need to find the obscure answers those 100 people couldn't get.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36The fewer of the 100 people who knew the answer, the fewer points they will score.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Everyone's trying to find a Pointless answer,
0:04:38 > 0:04:41an answer that none of our 100 people knew
0:04:41 > 0:04:43and then, we add £250 to the jackpot.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Today's jackpot starts off at...
0:04:49 > 0:04:51APPLAUSE
0:04:53 > 0:04:55If everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05In this first round, each of you must give me an answer and you cannot confer with your partner.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Whoever has the highest score at the end will be eliminated.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Try and make sure it's not you.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12OK, our first category today is...
0:05:14 > 0:05:19Oh, Dan. I think this is what you said you wanted, right?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Yeah, I'll call a taxi.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Could you all decide who is going to go first and who is going to go second.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33OK, our first question concerns...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Richard.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43We're going to show you seven works of literature and their authors.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48Each has a bird in the title, but we've left out the name of the bird. Can you fill in that blank?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50A nice obscure answer scores fewer points.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53An incorrect answer, Dan, is going to score you 100 points.
0:05:53 > 0:05:5714 in all to guess at home. Very, very best of luck.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02OK, Maria and Jamie, you all drew lots before the show and today, you get to go first.
0:06:02 > 0:06:08We are looking for the birds that complete the titles of these literary works and we have got...
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I'll read those all one more time.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55There we are. Works of literature with birds in the title.
0:06:55 > 0:07:00OK, Maria, you have to find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04I'm glad I'm going for this, because I only know one.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06That's The Owl And The Pussycat.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09The Owl And The Pussycat, says Maria.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Absolutely right.
0:07:17 > 0:07:1978. It's a lot better than 100.
0:07:24 > 0:07:2578 for Owl.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Yes, from 1846. It's a big old score, though, isn't it?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Mmm. Now then, Mike.
0:07:31 > 0:07:36Right, OK, I'm going to go for Jonathan Livingstone, Seagull.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Seagull. Jonathan Livingstone, Seagull. Let's see if that's right,
0:07:39 > 0:07:42and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Absolutely right.
0:07:50 > 0:07:5124.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Not bad at all. 24.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Well played, Mike. Good answer, from 1970.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02About a bird determined to have a meaningful existence.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Malcolm.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06There's only one I definitely know,
0:08:06 > 0:08:09but I'm going to have to go safe, for The Maltese Falcon.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12The Maltese Falcon. That's what you're saying.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Let's see if that's right,
0:08:14 > 0:08:16and if it is, how many people knew that answer.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Absolutely right.
0:08:21 > 0:08:2365.
0:08:26 > 0:08:2865 for The Maltese Falcon.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Dashiell Hammett wrote lots of stories featuring Sam Spade -
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Humphrey Bogart played him
0:08:33 > 0:08:35in the film, famously.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Now then, Dan.- I think I might be able to salvage something.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40I'm going to go with A Kestrel For A Knave.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44A Kestrel For A Knave, says Dan. A Kestrel For A Knave.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46At the top of the board.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- What do you think, Martyn? - Kes. It's local.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Let's see if it's right,
0:08:51 > 0:08:54and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Absolutely right, Dan.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Down it goes, great answer.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Still going down.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Oh, look at that! The best answer of the pass.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07A masterstroke, Dan, that scored you 8.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- A Kestrel For A Knave. - Yeah, well played, Dan.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14That's not just salvaging something, that's the best score of the round.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16It was adapted by Ken Loach for the film Kes.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19A Kestrel For A Knave. Let's take a look at the rest of the board.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24- You'll be good at these, I suspect. John Keats, Ode to a...- Nightingale.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Would have scored you 30.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Wild...- Swans.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Absolutely right.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Would have scored you 13 points, Wild Swans. And To A...
0:09:34 > 0:09:36This is the best answer on the board.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38I can't think what it is. I'm going to kick myself.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43To A Skylark. Three points, very well done if you said that at home.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Thank you, Richard.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Let's take a look at those scores as they stand. Dan and Martyn -
0:09:48 > 0:09:54what a triumph! 8 points. That's a brilliant score.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Then we travel up to 24, where we find Mike and Jane,
0:09:56 > 0:09:59up to 65, where we find Malcolm and Laura.
0:09:59 > 0:10:0378 - not a bad score, but you are quite far in front.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05So Jamie, a little bit of pressure on you.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07OK, can the second players
0:10:07 > 0:10:08please take their places at the podium?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15OK, we're going to put seven more literary works on the board,
0:10:15 > 0:10:19with the name of a bird missing from their title. And we have got...
0:10:36 > 0:10:38I'll read those all one final time.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Remember, you are looking for the bird that is missing
0:10:58 > 0:11:02from each of those literary works' names, and obviously, you're trying
0:11:02 > 0:11:04to find the one that you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Martyn, you're on 8.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Cracking low score there from Dan,
0:11:08 > 0:11:11the high scorers on 78 are Jamie and Maria.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15If you can score 69 or less, you are definitely in the next round.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17OK. Well, I know a few.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21I'm torn between two, but I'm going to go for
0:11:21 > 0:11:24The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26The Raven, says Martyn.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28You're on 8 -
0:11:28 > 0:11:31there is your red line.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34If you come below that red line, you are definitely in the next round.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Let's see. Is it right?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38How many people said The Raven, for Edgar Allan Poe?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Yep, you've done it. Very well done.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Down it goes, 23. Great score.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Takes your total up to 31.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Dan and Martyn mean business, don't they?- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Pretty strong team.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Yeah, The Raven, Edgar Allan Poe. Absolutely right.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01That's a wonderful poem.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05There's also an episode of The Simpsons where Bart Simpson goes through the whole poem.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07It's rather wonderful as well.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08There we are. Laura, you're on 65.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12The high scorers are still Jamie and Maria on 78,
0:12:12 > 0:12:13which means a score of 12 or less
0:12:13 > 0:12:17will definitely secure you a place in the next round.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19There's no hope. Literature is my worst subject,
0:12:19 > 0:12:21but I do have two.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23I'm going to go with one.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I'm hoping it's less than the other one,
0:12:25 > 0:12:27but it's not going to be less than 12.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29The Pelican Brief.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32The Pelican Brief, says Laura. The Pelican Brief by John Grisham.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many people said The Pelican Brief.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45APPLAUSE
0:12:45 > 0:12:4755. Well, not bad. Takes your total up to 120.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Yes, solid answer, Laura.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Makes the end of the round very interesting, though.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Also a film in 1993, starring Julia Roberts.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Now then, Jane, you are currently on 24.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03The high scorers are Laura and Malcolm on 120.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07If you can score 95 or less, you are through to the next round.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Unfortunately, I only know one and that's The Eagle Has Landed.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16OK, that's the one you're going to go for.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18The Eagle Has Landed, says Jane.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20The Eagle. How many people said that?
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Absolutely right.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Oh, 78. A high score
0:13:25 > 0:13:28but it gets you through. Takes your total up to 102.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32APPLAUSE
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Good answer. Also gives us an answer to that question,
0:13:35 > 0:13:36"What rhymes with seagull?"
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Doesn't it? There you go. Mike went first, he said, "Seagull."
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Jane went next, she said, "Eagle."
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- That's a poem.- Yeah.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45- To all intents and purposes.- Yeah.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Now then,
0:13:47 > 0:13:48moment of truth.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Jamie, the high scorers are now Laura and Malcolm. You're on 78.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54A score of 41 or less
0:13:54 > 0:13:56and you're through to the next round.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Talk us through the board. - I think I know two.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03The bottom one, I believe, would be Lark Rise To Candleford
0:14:03 > 0:14:06but I think that would be quite a high scorer.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09And I think...
0:14:09 > 0:14:12the one above it, DH Lawrence, is The White Dove.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14So, I think I'll go with The White Dove.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17You're going to go with The White Dove. What do you think, Maria?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I haven't got a clue.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Here comes your red line.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Below that red line, through you go.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26The White Dove. Is it right?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28How many people said it?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Bad luck, Jamie. Bad luck.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,
0:14:36 > 0:14:39which means you score the maximum of 100 points.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41That takes your total up to 178. I'm sorry. Richard.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Yeah, sorry, Jamie.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47It sounds right, doesn't it? It's actually the toughest answer on the board.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- That is DH Lawrence's first ever novel.- The White Peacock.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52The White Peacock. Absolutely right. It would have scored one point,
0:14:52 > 0:14:55so very well done if you said that at home.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Let's go through the rest of the board.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58You were right with Lark Rise To Candleford
0:14:58 > 0:15:02but it would've knocked you out, you're right. It's a very big score. 64 points.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04The blank Road, Xander?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- I don't know that one. - It's The Crow Road.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Oh, I should have known that one. - 13 points. And Flaubert's...?- Parrot.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Parrot. By Julian Barnes. Absolutely right. Would have scored 4.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Well done to anybody who went all the way through that board.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18OK, well, thanks very much, Richard.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21So, at the end of the first round, the pair who are leaving us,
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I'm afraid, Jamie and Maria, our returning pair.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26It wasn't meant to play out like this.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- No.- Oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- I'm so sorry.- Nevermind. - Anyway, I'm sorry,
0:15:30 > 0:15:31we have to say goodbye,
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- but thank you very much for playing. Jamie and Maria.- Thank you.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for round two.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48So, four pairs become three pairs.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51At the end of this round, three pairs will become two.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Well, I have to say, Dan and Martyn,
0:15:55 > 0:15:57we nearly fell for that bluff.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Yeah, "Oh, nothing from books." The lowest score by miles.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Everyone else was in the hundreds.
0:16:03 > 0:16:0431 was your score.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Anything else you don't want to come up?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10American sports, football...
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Very good, indeed.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Well, Dan and Martyn would seem to be the pair to beat.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Certainly, based on that round. Good luck, all pairs.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Our category for round two today is...
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Music.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Can you all decide in your pairs
0:16:25 > 0:16:28who's going to go first and who's going to go second?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31And whoever is going first, please, step up to the podium.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37OK, let's find out what our question is. Here it comes.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:16:39 > 0:16:43to name as many Elvis Presley UK Top 40 singles as they could.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Elvis UK Top 40 singles. Richard.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Yes, we are looking for any single released by Elvis Presley
0:16:49 > 0:16:51or which has him as a named featured artist
0:16:51 > 0:16:55to reach the UK Top 40 prior to the end of March 2012, please.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Double A-sides will count as separate answers
0:16:58 > 0:17:02but we won't accept EPs, such as Strictly Elvis or Follow That Dream.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06So, any Elvis Top 40 hit according to the Official Charts Company website.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09There's a huge amount of answers, as you might imagine.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Very best of luck and very best of luck at home.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17OK, thank you, Richard. Now then, Mike, how is Elvis for you?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Um, yeah, not too bad.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22I'll try Wooden Heart.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Sounds like a brilliant answer.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Let's see if it's right and, if it is,
0:17:25 > 0:17:28how many of our 100 people said it. Wooden heart.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Absolutely right.
0:17:37 > 0:17:3810.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44A good answer, a great score. Very well done, Mike.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45- A Wooden Heart. - Yeah, very well played.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50It's from the soundtrack of GI Blues. It's adapted from a German folk song.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52When it was number one, it was his seventh number one,
0:17:52 > 0:17:55he became the first person ever to have seven number ones.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Wow. How many did he have in the end?- More than seven.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- I'll say. - Knowing me, it'll come to me.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- Laura, is this a good subject for you?- We'll see.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12We'll go with Love Me Tender.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Love Me Tender, says Laura. Love Me Tender.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Let's see if it's right and,
0:18:16 > 0:18:18if it is, let's see how many people said Love Me Tender.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Absolutely right.
0:18:27 > 0:18:2820.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Not a bad score.
0:18:31 > 0:18:3420 for Love Me Tender.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Very well played. It's the title track from his first film, Love Me Tender.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Now then, Martyn.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Martyn, a nice, obscure Elvis hit.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43To keep the rhyming theme going,
0:18:43 > 0:18:47I'm going to go for Return To Sender.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Return To Sender.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50OK, let's see if that's right
0:18:50 > 0:18:54and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Return To Sender.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Absolutely right.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Great answer! What about that, Martyn?
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Very well done, indeed.
0:19:08 > 0:19:103 for Return To Sender.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Richard.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Credited as Elvis Presley and The Jordanaires.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16And with that song, he became the first artist
0:19:16 > 0:19:19to have 13 UK number ones. Was his 13th number one.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21How many number ones did he have, Richard?
0:19:21 > 0:19:25I think he had... I think he had 21 number one singles in all.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26It's a lot, isn't it?
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Good going. Anyway, we're halfway through the round.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Let's take a look at the scores, as they stand.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Martyn and Dan, once again,
0:19:34 > 0:19:37asserting their seniority on this round.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Lovely low score of 3.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Then we travel up to 10, where we find Mike and Jane
0:19:42 > 0:19:45and then up to 20, where we find Laura and Malcolm.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48It's not an especially high score, but you are out in front.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49So, Malcolm, luckily,
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I think you're going to be brilliant on this.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I'm banking on that. Very best of luck.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55We're going to come back down the line.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:19:59 > 0:20:05OK, so we are looking for UK Top 40 singles released by Elvis.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Now then, Dan, you're on 3.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09The high scorers are Malcolm and Laura on 20.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14If you can score 16 or less, you are through to the next round.
0:20:14 > 0:20:19Well, I don't think I'm going to get that but I'll go with
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Heartbreak Hotel.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Heartbreak Hotel, says Dan. Here comes your red line.
0:20:24 > 0:20:29Quite low. Below that red line, you're definitely in the next round.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32OK, how many people said Heartbreak Hotel?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43You've done it. Very, very well done, indeed.
0:20:43 > 0:20:459 takes your total up to 12.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Well done, Dan. What a team.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53It was his first UK hit and it was a Top 40 hit three times,
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Heartbreak Hotel.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Malcolm, you're the high scorers on 20.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00What are you going to give me?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03It's going to have to be very low.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I'm going to go for The Girl Of My Best Friend.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09The Girl Of My Best Friend, that sounds like a brilliant answer.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Let's see if it is. How many people said The Girl Of My Best Friend?
0:21:15 > 0:21:16It's right.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Very, very well done, indeed, Malcolm.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26That's exactly what we needed from you, a pointless answer.
0:21:26 > 0:21:32It adds £250 to today's jackpot, takes the total up to £2,250.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35It scores nothing and it leaves your score at 20.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Very, very well done, indeed. Let's hope that's enough
0:21:38 > 0:21:39to keep you in the game. Richard.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Well played, Malcolm.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43You said you had to score low, that's as low as you can score.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47The Girl Of My Best Friend. It was a Top 10 hit in 1976.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49OK, well, thank you, Richard.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53Now then, very dramatic end to the round here, Jane.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55The high scorers are Malcolm and Laura on 20.
0:21:55 > 0:22:00You have to score 9 or less to stay in the game.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Have you got a good answer?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Err... Caught In A Trap.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Caught In A Trap, says Jane. Here is your red line. Quite low.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12If you can get below that red line, you are through to the next round.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Caught In A Trap. Is it right, and how many people said it?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Bad luck, Jane.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Bad luck. I'm afraid that's incorrect,
0:22:23 > 0:22:25which means you score a maximum of 100 points,
0:22:25 > 0:22:29taking your total up to an unbeatable 110. I'm sorry.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Richard.- Unlucky. It's a lyric. You're thinking of Suspicious Minds.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34"We're caught in a trap."
0:22:34 > 0:22:38If you had said Suspicious Minds, you'd have scored 11 points.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40You would have been knocked out.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41So very unlucky.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Let's take a look at some pointless answers, though. There's quite a few.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48A Fool Such As I, Blue Moon, that was a top ten hit for Elvis,
0:22:48 > 0:22:51his cover version of Green Green Grass Of Home was number one for Tom Jones,
0:22:51 > 0:22:53not for Elvis, though.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Love Letters was a pointless answer, another top ten hit.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00My Baby Left Me, that was re-released in 2007 on the 30th anniversary
0:23:00 > 0:23:03of Elvis's death, so it's a very recent one. That was a pointless answer.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06His version of My Way, also pointless. It was a top 40 hit.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Stuck On You, again, was a pointless hit.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12There's The Twelfth Of Never, and You Don't Have To Say You Love Me,
0:23:12 > 0:23:15which was a top 40 hit three times for Elvis.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18There are other names there. Big Hunk Of Love would have been pointless,
0:23:18 > 0:23:23Beyond The Reef, Indescribably Blue, Lawdy Miss Clawdy, Moody Blue, Party, Paralyzed, Rip It Up.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Lots of pointless answers. Very well done if you got one of those at home.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Do you want to look through the top three?
0:23:28 > 0:23:32Number three, we've already heard from Laura, actually, it's Love Me Tender, 20 points.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Number one and number two actually got the same score,
0:23:35 > 0:23:36so they're both joint number one.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- So the most famous Elvis song ever...- Jailhouse Rock.
0:23:40 > 0:23:45Jailhouse Rock, and Blue Suede Shoes is the other one. Both scored 25.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Well, thank you very much, Richard. So at the end of that round,
0:23:48 > 0:23:52our losing pair with the highest score, it's Mike and Jane.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55And do you know what, actually, you were so nearly right,
0:23:55 > 0:23:58but this always happens with songs, you can never quite remember
0:23:58 > 0:24:00what's the title of the song and what's just a lyric.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04It's been great having you on the show, we'll look forward to seeing you next time.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08- And Mike, let's have a poem next time. Specially commissioned for the occasion.- Indeed.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Thanks very much, Jane and Mike.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12APPLAUSE
0:24:14 > 0:24:17But for the remaining two pairs, things are about to get even
0:24:17 > 0:24:20more exciting now, as we enter the head-to-head.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Congratulations, Dan and Martyn, Malcolm and Laura,
0:24:26 > 0:24:29you're now only one round away from the final, and the chance
0:24:29 > 0:24:33to play for our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,250.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35APPLAUSE
0:24:37 > 0:24:40You're now going to go head-to-head,
0:24:40 > 0:24:42and the first pair to win two questions
0:24:42 > 0:24:43will be playing for that jackpot.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47The great news is, from here on in, you can confer.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51Well, it's been quite a game so far.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Dan and Martyn, did you think you were going to end up here?
0:24:54 > 0:24:55First round, Literature.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57- No.- Not at all, no.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Yeah, I don't believe a word you say!
0:24:59 > 0:25:00LAUGHTER
0:25:00 > 0:25:04You see, I don't even believe you're a fishmonger, Martyn.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05LAUGHTER
0:25:05 > 0:25:07- Fishmonger!- Maybe I'm not!- Yeah!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Malcolm and Laura, you can now combine your talents.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12You said that you each knew things the other one didn't.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Now we get the two halves together.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18You're going to be unstoppable. Very exciting head-to-head.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Very best of luck, both pairs. Let's play our head-to-head.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23APPLAUSE
0:25:26 > 0:25:30OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...
0:25:33 > 0:25:37- Famous cathedrals, Richard.- We'll show you five pictures of famous cathedrals from around the world.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41We simply need you to tell us in which city are each of these cathedrals.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Very, very best of luck. The most obscure answer wins.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five cathedrals, and here they are. We have got...
0:26:01 > 0:26:04There we are. Five cathedrals.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07You just have to tell us which city they are in.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Dan and Martyn, you've played best throughout the show so far,
0:26:10 > 0:26:11so you get to go first.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15THEY WHISPER
0:26:16 > 0:26:18(I don't recognise any of those.)
0:26:19 > 0:26:20OK?
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Right, erm... We've got it narrowed down to two, I think.
0:26:24 > 0:26:29Neither of us are certain. So I'm going to say A is New York.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32A - New York.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36A - New York, say Dan and Martyn. Malcolm and Laura.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Talk us through the rest of the board.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44- Erm... What did you think B was?- B, we thought was Notre Dame in Paris.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Notre Dame.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50We thought A was possibly New York. We weren't sure, though.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52C, we think is Coventry.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53And E, we thought was Moscow.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56So we're going to go with C, Coventry.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00C, Coventry, you're saying. So, we have..
0:27:00 > 0:27:03A - New York, from Dan and Martyn.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05A - New York, let's see if that's right,
0:27:05 > 0:27:08and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said New York for A.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Absolutely right.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19- 13! - APPLAUSE
0:27:19 > 0:27:21That's a good score.
0:27:23 > 0:27:2713 for New York. Malcolm and Laura are saying Coventry is C.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Let's see if that's right,
0:27:29 > 0:27:32and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:27:32 > 0:27:3413 is what you have to beat.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Oh!
0:27:37 > 0:27:38Ooh!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Not Coventry, as it turns out. An incorrect answer.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45So after the first question, Dan and Martyn, you are ahead 1-0.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48It's actually Liverpool. It's the Catholic cathedral in Liverpool.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52Yeah. And would have scored 33 points, so actually wouldn't have seen you through.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56However, Laura, you were absolutely right about B, it is Notre Dame in Paris,
0:27:56 > 0:27:59- and would only have scored ten points.- Wow!
0:27:59 > 0:28:00Yeah.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04That would have won you the point there.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06The best answer on the board... Let's clear up E, as well,
0:28:06 > 0:28:10cos you gave us that. It is Moscow, but again, quite a high scorer.
0:28:10 > 0:28:11Scored 32 points.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13And the best answer on the board is D.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Do you know, for a moment I was thinking that was
0:28:16 > 0:28:19St Giles in Edinburgh, but actually, blue sky!
0:28:19 > 0:28:21LAUGHTER
0:28:21 > 0:28:22Yeah.
0:28:22 > 0:28:27- Erm... I think it could be Winchester.- It IS Winchester. - It is Winchester?- It is Winchester.
0:28:27 > 0:28:31One point, that would have scored you. The best answer on the board. Well done if you said that at home.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Now, then. Malcolm and Laura.
0:28:33 > 0:28:38We need you to win this question to stay in the game. Here it comes.
0:28:38 > 0:28:39It concerns...
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Marilyn Monroe. Richard.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46We will give you five clues which will lead to facts about people
0:28:46 > 0:28:48or things associated with Marilyn Monroe.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51Can you give us the most obscure answer, please?
0:28:51 > 0:28:54OK, let's reveal our five facts about Marilyn, and here they are.
0:28:54 > 0:28:55We have got...
0:29:12 > 0:29:14I'll read those all one last time.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34There we are, five clues to facts about Marilyn Monroe.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Malcolm and Laura, you go first this time.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40THEY WHISPER
0:29:40 > 0:29:44- (Kennedy was the president...) - OK?- Yes.
0:29:44 > 0:29:49We're going to go with... My Week With Marilyn.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52The actress is Michelle Williams.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55Michelle Williams, you're saying, who played her in the film,
0:29:55 > 0:29:56My Week With Marilyn.
0:29:56 > 0:29:57Michelle Williams.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59Dan and Martyn.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02I think, if that's right, we'll not beat it,
0:30:02 > 0:30:05so we'll play safe and go for the song. It's Candle In The Wind.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Candle In The Wind.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09OK, Malcolm and Laura, you have to win this question.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13You have been given Dan and Martyn's endorsement.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16Let's see, Malcolm and Laura, Michelle Williams, is that right?
0:30:16 > 0:30:18How many people said it?
0:30:19 > 0:30:21Absolutely right.
0:30:25 > 0:30:2711!
0:30:27 > 0:30:28APPLAUSE
0:30:28 > 0:30:30That's a great score.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34And I'm guessing that's going to keep you in the game.
0:30:34 > 0:30:38Dan and Martyn say Candle In The Wind is the song Elton John wrote specially for her.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said it.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48- 60. - APPLAUSE
0:30:48 > 0:30:49As you suspected.
0:30:49 > 0:30:54Which means after two questions, we are absolutely evenly tied, one-all.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56- Richard.- Got two good teams here, haven't we?
0:30:56 > 0:31:01Yes, Michelle Williams, she received her third Oscar nomination for playing Marilyn in that film.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03Let's take a look at the others.
0:31:03 > 0:31:07- The president to whom she famously sang Happy Birthday...- John F. Kennedy.- Absolutely right.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11That would have scored 71 points. The cover girl...
0:31:11 > 0:31:15It's Playboy Magazine, actually. Would have scored 25.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17And the last completed film?
0:31:17 > 0:31:21It's actually also the last completed film of Clark Gable, as well.
0:31:21 > 0:31:22It was The Misfits.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25Would have scored five points, the best answer on the board.
0:31:25 > 0:31:29- Well done if you got that, well done if you got all five. - Thank you very much, Richard.
0:31:29 > 0:31:30Well, very exciting head-to-head.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32It has come down to this deciding question.
0:31:32 > 0:31:37Question three. Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Here it comes. It concerns...
0:31:43 > 0:31:4620th century UK prime ministers. Richard.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48We're simply going to show you the names of five people
0:31:48 > 0:31:50who were 20th century UK prime ministers.
0:31:50 > 0:31:54But we've missed out every alternate letter of their name.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Very best of luck, both teams.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59OK, Dan and Martyn did say they particularly didn't want politics.
0:31:59 > 0:32:00Good luck.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04Let's reveal our five UK prime ministers of the 20th century,
0:32:04 > 0:32:05and here they are.
0:32:34 > 0:32:35I'll read them one more time.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Here we go.
0:32:51 > 0:32:55There we are. Now then, Dan and Martyn, you get to go first.
0:32:58 > 0:33:01THEY WHISPER
0:33:03 > 0:33:05(That's good.)
0:33:05 > 0:33:08OK, Dan and Martyn, you've arrived at an answer.
0:33:08 > 0:33:13Er...yeah. I've got a pretty good idea for at least four of them.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15I'm going to go with one I think will be low.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18I'm not certain of it. I think it's Andrew Bonar Law.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Andrew Bonar Law.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22Now then, Malcolm and Laura.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26I think you've got it, that one, there. I'm sure you have. Erm...
0:33:26 > 0:33:28We're going to go for Anthony Eden.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Anthony Eden. So we have Andrew Bonar Law and Anthony Eden.
0:33:31 > 0:33:35Whoever wins this goes through to the final place for our jackpot.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38Dan and Martyn, you've said Andrew Bonar Law.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said it? Andrew Bonar Law.
0:33:51 > 0:33:5314.
0:33:53 > 0:33:54APPLAUSE
0:33:56 > 0:33:5814.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02That's going to be a tough one to beat, I think.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04You have gone for Anthony Eden.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Let's see how Anthony Eden does. 14 is what you have to beat.
0:34:07 > 0:34:08Anthony Eden.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11It's right.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14How far down is it going to go? Ooh! 41! Well done.
0:34:14 > 0:34:15APPLAUSE
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Wow.
0:34:17 > 0:34:19Well, that's decisive.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22Which means, after three questions,
0:34:22 > 0:34:24Dan and Martyn are through to the final 2-1.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26Very well done.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28A very high-quality head-to-head, there.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30It's actually the best two answers up on that board as well.
0:34:30 > 0:34:34Andrew Bonar Law, nicknamed the Unknown Prime Minister, rather aptly.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37Served for just 209 days in 1922 and 1923.
0:34:37 > 0:34:42David Lloyd George would have scored you 53.
0:34:42 > 0:34:45John Major would have scored you 91. Good score.
0:34:45 > 0:34:49- He'll be pleased with that, won't he, if he's sitting at home?- Yeah!
0:34:49 > 0:34:52LAUGHTER Yeah, that'll perk him up!
0:34:52 > 0:34:54And Harold Wilson would have scored you 75,
0:34:54 > 0:34:57so as I say, great head-to-head. Well done if you got all five
0:34:57 > 0:35:00of those at home. I suspect we'll see great things from you next time.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02Thank you very much, Richard.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05So our losing pair at the end of the head-to-head, I'm afraid,
0:35:05 > 0:35:06Malcolm and Laura.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09Creditable performance, though.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11You would have got Bonar Law, I'm sure. There you go.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14Malcolm and Laura, the great news is, we'll see you again next time.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18We'll look forward to that very much, indeed. In the meantime, thank you very much for playing.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20- Thank you.- Thanks. - APPLAUSE
0:35:20 > 0:35:23But for Dan and Martyn, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25APPLAUSE
0:35:28 > 0:35:30Well, congratulations, Dan and Martyn.
0:35:30 > 0:35:34You've seen off all the competition, and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,
0:35:42 > 0:35:46and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,250.
0:35:46 > 0:35:47APPLAUSE
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Well, you've made very, very quick work of that. You just rinsed it.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57In fact, no, what you've done is you've descaled it,
0:35:57 > 0:35:59topped and tailed it and filleted it.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02Amazing. What are you hoping is going to come up in this round?
0:36:02 > 0:36:05- What would be the perfect choice? - Football.
0:36:05 > 0:36:09- Football. American football?- Or basketball, even better.- Basketball.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11The work of Armstrong and Miller.
0:36:11 > 0:36:12Really?
0:36:12 > 0:36:13- Oh, really? - LAUGHTER
0:36:13 > 0:36:15Oh!
0:36:15 > 0:36:17You are definitely winning. Very good.
0:36:17 > 0:36:22OK, so, the rules are very simple. To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24You've had one pointless answer on the show today,
0:36:24 > 0:36:28you only have to find one more, and you will go home with that jackpot.
0:36:28 > 0:36:33Firstly, you've got to choose a category. You have a choice of five options. They are...
0:36:42 > 0:36:46Erm... Well... International Statistics is ambiguous.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48It's between two, Film and International Statistics.
0:36:48 > 0:36:5020th century, something like that...
0:36:50 > 0:36:53- No!- It's going to be...- No, we lucked through Literature once,
0:36:53 > 0:36:55we're not going to do it again!
0:36:55 > 0:36:58Erm... I think Film.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00- Yes.- I genuinely think Film.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03- International...- Film and just hope for a bit of luck, I think.- Yeah.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05See what's...
0:37:05 > 0:37:09- Just hope it's something that we know!- OK, Film.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12Film it is. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:37:15 > 0:37:19to name as many Jack Black films as they could.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22- Richard.- Yes, any feature film made for cinema release
0:37:22 > 0:37:25for which Jack Black has received an acting credit
0:37:25 > 0:37:28prior to the beginning of May 2012, please.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31As always, no TV films, documentaries or short films,
0:37:31 > 0:37:32but voiced performances do count.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Very best of luck.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers,
0:37:36 > 0:37:38and all you need to win that £2,250
0:37:38 > 0:37:42is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44- Are you ready?- Yes.- Yep. - Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48There they are. Your time starts now.
0:37:48 > 0:37:49Right, straightaway, Anchorman.
0:37:49 > 0:37:50Dogma.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52Actually, he might not be in Dogma.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55He's in Anchorman, cos he kicks Will Ferrell's dog over the bridge.
0:37:55 > 0:37:56His best film ever is High Fidelity,
0:37:56 > 0:37:59- which I don't think a lot of people will know.- Yes.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01- With John Cusack.- Yeah, great film. High Fidelity, erm...
0:38:01 > 0:38:06- Anchorman... - School Of Rock, probably. - School Of Rock.- King Kong, is it?
0:38:06 > 0:38:07- Borrowers?- Borrowers?
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Yeah, he's in that new... with the little people.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13- I could go with Borrowers.- Is it The Borrowers? Or is it Robinson Crusoe?
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Oh... It is... But is that out yet?
0:38:16 > 0:38:19Yeah, it's out, but...it's going to be high.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22- OK, High Fidelity... You've got Kung Fu Panda?- Yeah, Kung Fu Panda!
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- What about the...- Kung Fu Panda 2.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27Nacho Libre, people might not remember that.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30Nacho Libre, Kung Fu Panda 2, and High Fidelity.
0:38:30 > 0:38:31No, Anchorman.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34Guarantee, Anchorman, he's in it for about two seconds.
0:38:34 > 0:38:35Nacho, Anchorman...
0:38:35 > 0:38:37- High Fidelity.- Yeah. Right, let's go.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40- Ten seconds, you've got... you've got them!- Yeah!
0:38:40 > 0:38:43Wow, you're spoilt for choice. OK, we'll stop the clock.
0:38:43 > 0:38:47We were looking for Jack Black films. I now need to know which three you're going to submit.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49- We'll go for Anchorman.- Anchorman.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52- Er...- High Fidelity.- High Fidelity.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54- And Nacho Libre.- And Nacho Libre.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Of those three, which do you think is your best?
0:38:58 > 0:39:00High Fidelity?
0:39:00 > 0:39:02High Fidelity, I'd say. It's very obscure.
0:39:02 > 0:39:03High Fidelity.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05OK, High Fidelity last.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07- Yep, Nacho Libre first. - Nacho Libre first.
0:39:07 > 0:39:11- And Anchorman. - And Anchorman in the middle. OK.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Let's put them on the board in that order.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16We have got...
0:39:19 > 0:39:22OK, we were looking for Jack Black films.
0:39:23 > 0:39:28You said Nacho Libre was your least likely shot at a pointless answer.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32You only have to find one pointless answer, remember, to win that £2,250.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35What would you do with that, Martyn? 2,250 quid.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37- I'm thinking I'd spend it on holidays, pretty much.- Very good.
0:39:37 > 0:39:41- Me and my girlfriend want to see a few places.- Excellent. Dan?
0:39:41 > 0:39:44Probably the same, probably go away this summer somewhere.
0:39:44 > 0:39:45- So...- Very nice, indeed.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48OK, well, very best of luck. Let's see if your first film will do it.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50Nacho Libre, you said.
0:39:50 > 0:39:52It has to be right, it has to be pointless,.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56If it's both of those things, you will leave here with £2,250.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59Nacho Libre, how many people said it?
0:40:00 > 0:40:01Absolutely right.
0:40:03 > 0:40:04Well, down it goes.
0:40:04 > 0:40:08If this goes all the way down to zero, you leave here with £2,250.
0:40:08 > 0:40:12Still going down, into single figures, still going down!
0:40:12 > 0:40:13Oh! Two!
0:40:13 > 0:40:15- Ha ha ha ha! - APPLAUSE
0:40:15 > 0:40:17Wow.
0:40:20 > 0:40:24- Right, OK. Well, that's the kind of ballpark where in, then. - Yeah.- Two for Nacho Libre.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27OK, only two more chances to win today's jackpot.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29It is all riding on High Fidelity and Anchorman.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32Your next choice was Anchorman.
0:40:32 > 0:40:36- Anchorman. You're absolutely certain, you remember him in it? - Dead certain.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38He kicked Will Ferrell's dog over the side of a bridge.
0:40:38 > 0:40:39LAUGHTER
0:40:39 > 0:40:43After being knocked off his bike by a burrito.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46- I'm certain of it.- OK, well, let's hope nobody said Anchorman.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48Let's hope it's right.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52It's your second shot at that jackpot, £2,250,
0:40:52 > 0:40:54how many people said Anchorman?
0:40:56 > 0:40:58It's right.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01Nacho Libre took us down to two.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Anchorman.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05You were pretty sure no-one would know this,
0:41:05 > 0:41:08down it goes into single figures, still going down, down it goes...
0:41:08 > 0:41:11- You've done it! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Very, very well done, indeed.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18- It doesn't get better than that! - Oh!- Fabulous.- Thank you.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Very well done. Yes, well done. Armstrong and Miller...!
0:41:21 > 0:41:23APPLAUSE
0:41:23 > 0:41:24Whoo!
0:41:25 > 0:41:28That was brilliant, and I have to say, richly, richly deserved,
0:41:28 > 0:41:31not only the way you've played all the way through the show,
0:41:31 > 0:41:35- but saying Armstrong and Miller like that, as you did. - LAUGHTER
0:41:35 > 0:41:37I think that really is a very impressive turn.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39Very well done. Anchorman, a pointless answer,
0:41:39 > 0:41:43which means you do take home our jackpot today of £2,250.
0:41:43 > 0:41:44Very well done.
0:41:44 > 0:41:45APPLAUSE
0:41:52 > 0:41:53How about that?
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Yeah, very good. Well played, Dan and Martyn. Quite right,
0:41:56 > 0:41:59very brief cameo from Jack Black, where he does exactly what you said
0:41:59 > 0:42:02he did to the dog which you said he did that thing to, as well.
0:42:02 > 0:42:06High Fidelity, your other answer, would have scored you four points.
0:42:06 > 0:42:10So it was a good job Anchorman was pointless.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Well remembered. Let's look at some other pointless answers.
0:42:12 > 0:42:16Airborne would have been pointless. Two Tim Robbins movies, here,
0:42:16 > 0:42:19Bob Roberts and Cradle Will Rock, both of those pointless.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22Demolition Man, he's in. Evil Woman, Ice Age, where he plays Zeke,
0:42:22 > 0:42:25that's a voiced performance, those were pointless.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28Johnny Skidmarks, Orange County with Colin Hanks,
0:42:28 > 0:42:30and Waterworld, he's also in.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33Could have also had Shark Tail, Cable Guy, Envy, Run Ronnie Run.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35Very well done if you got any of those at home.
0:42:35 > 0:42:39But congratulations for Anchorman, a very good spot, and very well remembered.
0:42:39 > 0:42:40Very well done, indeed.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43And thanks, once again, to our winning players, Dan and Martyn,
0:42:43 > 0:42:46who go away with today's jackpot of £2,250.
0:42:46 > 0:42:47APPLAUSE
0:42:49 > 0:42:53Join us next time, when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:42:53 > 0:42:57- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01APPLAUSE
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