0:00:19 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Welcome to Pointless, the quiz show
0:00:26 > 0:00:27that puts obscure knowledge to the test.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35First up, we welcome back Nick and Andrew.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36You were on the show last time.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Everyone gets two chances to reach the Pointless final. This is your second chance.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Nick, remind us how you know each other.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44We're friends and work colleagues.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47I'm deputy head at Wigmore High School in Herefordshire,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50and Andrew works with us at the moment.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- You're a French teacher. - That's correct, yes.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55And Andrew, you also, a French teacher.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00Yes, sort of part time. I also farm coffee and chocolate in Peru.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Not in Herefordshire, surely!
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Seriously? You farm coffee and chocolate in Peru?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- I do, yes. Near Machu Picchu.- Wow!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Sorry, that's quite weird. So you spend half your year in Peru...
0:01:11 > 0:01:16- Mm-hmm.- ..and the other half teaching French in Herefordshire. - Yes.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18He's a spy.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Yeah. I mean, well, they both are.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Herefordshire, could have done better than that, surely.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Do you trade your coffee and chocolate?
0:01:25 > 0:01:30We are sort of direct trade - we usually sell straight from the farm to people.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I can't wait to see what he's brought for us.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- You think he's brought just the best chocolate imaginable. - He will have done.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39As soon as they're through Round One, he'll say, "Here you go."
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Ah.- I love chocolate. - And maybe with a hot cup of coffee.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45That would be nice.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh! That would be nice.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48What happened last time, Andrew?
0:01:48 > 0:01:52We had a little bit of trouble with Uranus...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- LAUGHTER - ..planets, basically.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57A big problem - we couldn't pick out Earth.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Had you picked out Earth... - We'd be in the final.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Nick, what do you hope is going to come up today? Clearly, languages.
0:02:04 > 0:02:0720th century history might be OK,
0:02:07 > 0:02:12and perhaps vintage pop music could be good too.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Nick and Andrew, you did so well last time,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16surely you've got to be favourites today.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Very, very best of luck to you.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Next, we welcome Lynne and Pat. How do you two know each other?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24We work together in an amateur dramatic company.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26And Pat, what was the last part you played?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I have just finished playing Puck in A Midsummer Night's Dream.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- You've just come off as Puck?- Yes.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33What about that. And how about you, Lynne?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I don't go on stage at all. I was doing the lighting.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Wow, very good. Is she good at lighting, Pat?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41She's very good. Keeps me in the dark.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Is she good at acting? - Oh, very good.- Very good.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46What do you hope will come up today, Lynne?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Erm, literature, possibly.- Uh-huh.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Er, a bit of science, maybe.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Er, Pat, how about you? - Erm, yes, literature.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57A little bit of human biology.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Very good indeed. Lovely to have you here.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04And next, we welcome Sasha and Claire. How do you know each other?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08We're best friends and we met when we were pregnant with our first child.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09And where are you from, Claire?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- We're from Marlborough in Wiltshire. - And what do you do?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16I am a part-time racing secretary. We're both in horse racing.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Oh, that's good fun.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20So, from the administrative side of racing?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Yes.- Flat, or national hunt?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I'm flat, Sasha's national hunt.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Oh, they've got it all covered! - They've even got nicknames.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Have they?- Flat and National Hunt.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- LAUGHTER - I see. I see.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Outside of racing, though, Sasha, what are your interests?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- Probably cooking. I've got five children so I spend most...- Five?!
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- ..so I spend a lot of time cooking, which luckily, I enjoy.- Good job.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46How about you, Claire?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Erm, I like to run quite a lot.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50I'd like to run in the New York marathon,
0:03:50 > 0:03:53but I've not quite got that far yet.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56What do you hope will come up? Clearly racing, obviously.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58You're geography is going to be brilliant,
0:03:58 > 0:04:01all your race course geography is going to feed into that.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Hopefully.- Maybe.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Anything else? Any other strong suits?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Er, reality TV.- Good.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- Science.- Good.- If we could have an easy question, it would help.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I'll see what I can do.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18A warm welcome to you, Sasha and Claire, lovely to have you here.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22And finally, we welcome back Jonathan and Rob, who were also on the show last time.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Remind us how you know each other, Jonathan.- We work together.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26What do you do, Rob?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28We're both officers in Devon and Cornwall Police.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31And what happened last time?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34My...literary knowledge extended as far as Winnie the Pooh...
0:04:34 > 0:04:36That's OK. It was the correct answer.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40The good thing is, I didn't think Robert had read a book,
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- but now I know he's read Winnie the Pooh.- It's a start, isn't it?
0:04:43 > 0:04:48- What do you hope will come up? - Stiff Little Fingers.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Good. You're an expert on Stiff Little Fingers?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55They are a punk band from the 1970s, '80s -
0:04:55 > 0:04:58they were my favourite punk band growing up.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Rob, how about you?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Anything sporty. Football, mainly.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Horticulture, because I have an interest in gardening.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Very interesting. If it comes up, best of luck!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Great to have you back, Jonathan and Rob.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14It was Round Two last time, so let's hope we see more of you today.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16We'll find out more about all of you throughout the show.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19There's only one person left to introduce.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20He's pregnant with obscurity,
0:05:20 > 0:05:23his waters have just broken and he's about to go into labour.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- A lovely image.- Isn't it?
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Isn't it? Two shows in a row now we've given away a jackpot.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41We went a couple of weeks without giving away anything.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- How profligate we are.- Such strong contestants we've had recently.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47We've got two strong pairs coming back today -
0:05:47 > 0:05:49the teachers and the coppers.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52They're going to be tough to beat for our new pairs.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53We'll see quite a battle.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Jonathan and Rob, I wonder if I could ask your advice.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58- You're detectives?- Yes.- Yes.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01There's somebody I know who spends six months working in a school
0:06:01 > 0:06:04and six months harvesting crops in South America.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Is that someone who would be of interest to Devon and Cornwall Police?
0:06:08 > 0:06:14Not to us, but I'll report it to Hereford when I get back.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15I thought as much.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Mmm.- I suspect Jonathan and Rob will do well.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21If they can make it to Round Two, I think they'll do rather well.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Very good indeed.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29To get to the final round and have a chance of winning the jackpot,
0:06:29 > 0:06:33our contestants need to find the obscure answers those 100 people couldn't get.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35So, the fewer of our 100 people gave the answer,
0:06:35 > 0:06:37the fewer points you'll score.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40What everyone is trying to do is find a pointless answer -
0:06:40 > 0:06:42an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45When that happens, we'll add £250 to the jackpot.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Anne and Alex won the jackpot last time,
0:06:47 > 0:06:49so today's Jackpot starts at £1,000.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52If everyone's ready, let's play.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58OK, in this first round,
0:06:58 > 0:07:02each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Whoever has the highest score will be eliminated.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Try and make sure that's not you. Our first category is...
0:07:09 > 0:07:11It's Art.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Can you all decide who's first, who's second.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19And whoever's going first, please step up.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24OK, our first question concerns...
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Famous artists and their first names. Richard.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34On each pass, we'll show you the names of seven famous artists.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Give us their first names, or the first names by which they're most commonly known.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43An obscure answer gets fewer points, an incorrect answer gets 100 points.
0:07:43 > 0:07:4514 to have a go at. Good luck.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46OK, thanks very much.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Now then, Nick and Andrew,
0:07:48 > 0:07:51you all drew lots before the show and today, you get to go first.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54We are looking for the first names of these artists...
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I'll read those again.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38There we are. Seven artists minus their first names.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Nick, supply the first name to the most obscure artist on that board.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46OK, there are a few I know,
0:08:46 > 0:08:49but I think probably the ones that I know
0:08:49 > 0:08:51are going to be fairly high.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53So...
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I think that I will have to go for Picasso,
0:08:55 > 0:08:58and it's Pablo Picasso.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Pablo Picasso, says Nick.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Let's see if it's right and if so, how many people said Pablo.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Absolutely right.
0:09:09 > 0:09:1053.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Yes, Pablo Ruiz y Picasso,
0:09:14 > 0:09:19probably the most influential painter of the 20th century.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Pat.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22How's this for you?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Erm, I knew Picasso.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26The other two I know, I think,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28are going to be very high scoring.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I'm not going to take a risk at this stage,
0:09:30 > 0:09:32so I'll say Damien Hirst.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Damien Hirst, says Pat. Let's see.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Let's see how many people knew that. Damien Hirst.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Absolutely right.
0:09:43 > 0:09:4455.
0:09:47 > 0:09:4955 - Damien Hirst would be pleased with that.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Delighted. He just beat Picasso.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Absolutely right, Pat,
0:09:54 > 0:09:56and it beats getting 100 points,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58so tactically a very good move.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Thank you. Now then, Sasha.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02We are looking for these artists'
0:10:02 > 0:10:04first names.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05I'll play it safe
0:10:05 > 0:10:06and go for Tracey Emin.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Tracey Emin, says Sasha.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Let's see how many people said that.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14It's right.
0:10:16 > 0:10:1748.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22All going in the right direction.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Well played - the lowest score so far.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Her bed sold for £150,000.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Charles Saatchi paid 150 grand for it.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Mmm, wow.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Yep.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Rob.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37You're the last person to have this board.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39You can talk us through it if you like.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I can only talk you through one I'm afraid.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43I ought to know Turner,
0:10:43 > 0:10:45but the only one that I do know,
0:10:45 > 0:10:46well I hope I know,
0:10:46 > 0:10:47is Andy Warhol.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52Andy Warhol, says Rob. Let's see how many people said Andy Warhol.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Absolutely right.
0:10:57 > 0:10:5867.
0:11:01 > 0:11:0567. Well, his 15 minutes isn't up, is it?
0:11:05 > 0:11:06- Impressive.- A very big score.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Damage limitation from everyone there.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10No-one gets 100 - very good.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14In 2010, he sold one of his Brillo soap pad boxes for 3 million.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- Yeah.- Wow. We're kind of in the wrong game, aren't we, Richard?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Do you think?- Yeah.- Maybe.- Maybe.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Let's take a look
0:11:24 > 0:11:26at the rest of them.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Duchamp is Marcel.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Would have scored five.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32- Do you know Miro?- Joan.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Joan Miro, absolutely.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Would have scored six.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Turner, absolutely right,
0:11:35 > 0:11:37you should know his first name,
0:11:37 > 0:11:38because everyone knows his surname.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40But it's actually
0:11:40 > 0:11:42the best answer on the board.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- Do you know Turner's first name? - I was going to say William.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Isn't it interesting?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51He's one of the most famous English artists, but it's Joseph.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Joseph Turner would have scored two points.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Very well done if you said that.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Thanks, Richard. We're halfway through the round.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Let's look at the scores.
0:12:01 > 0:12:0448, the best score. Sasha, well done, you.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07We travel up from 48 to 53 where we find Nick and Andrew.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Then up to 55 where we find Lynne and Pat.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13And then up to 67 where we find Jonathan and Rob.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15No wrong answers in that round - well done.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Rob and Jonathan, you are ahead.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Jonathan, we need a low score.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21But you'll get first dibs on the board,
0:12:21 > 0:12:23which is good news. Best of luck.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Can the second players please take their places?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34OK, we'll put seven more famous artists on the board...
0:12:53 > 0:12:55I'll read those again.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Now, remember, first names, and Jonathan,
0:13:13 > 0:13:16you're trying to find the most obscure one you can.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19You're the high scorers.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23It has to be a low score to keep you in the game.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25I know three,
0:13:25 > 0:13:27and it's a case of going for the one
0:13:27 > 0:13:29that I think will score the least.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30And I'll say...
0:13:30 > 0:13:32David Hockney.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35David Hockney says Jonathan.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Let's see if it's right and if so, how many people said it.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42It's right.
0:13:44 > 0:13:4650.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53A good answer, Jonathan. David Hockney.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Did you know he got a credit in Dynasty?
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- No.- Only for providing lithographs, but he still got a credit.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Good for him.- You can't say that about Joseph Turner, can you?
0:14:03 > 0:14:07No. I've just remembered who William Turner is.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Was it your old PE teacher?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12No, I think he was in Master and Commander.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Pirates of the Caribbean, isn't it?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17That's it - not Master and Commander!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Typical me, trying to pitch it slightly upmarket there.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Pirates of the Caribbean, there we go. Claire.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28The high scorers on 117 are Jonathan and Rob. You're on 48,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30which means a score of 68 or less
0:14:30 > 0:14:32sees you comfortably through to the next round.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33What do you think?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Art is not my strong point.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38I know one, but I think it'll be quite high.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Vincent van Gogh.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Vincent van Gogh, says Claire.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Here is your red line.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44It's quite nice and high.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46If you get below that, you're through.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Let's see. Vincent van Gogh - is it right? How many people said it?
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Absolutely right.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Ooh - 71.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Richard.- Yes, a big score.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08You did what you had to do, Claire. A big score, but two still to go.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Nearly all of his famous works
0:15:09 > 0:15:12were painted in the last two years of his life.
0:15:12 > 0:15:17- He sold a painting for 82 million, back in the '90s.- Yeah.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Wow. Now then, Lynne.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Yes.- You're on 55.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26The high scorers are now Claire and Sasha on 119.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29If you can score 63 or less, you're through.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30How is that board looking?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I know one or two of them,
0:15:32 > 0:15:34but I think I'm going to choose...
0:15:34 > 0:15:37the last one because she's a sculptress -
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Barbara Hepworth.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Barbara Hepworth says Lynne.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47It's right.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Very well done, Lynne. You've done it.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53It's a great answer, look at that - 15.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Well played, Lynne - a very good answer.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05One of the first abstract sculptors in Britain.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08She's got a lovely museum down in St Ives in Cornwall -
0:16:08 > 0:16:11a very peaceful and restful place full of her sculptures.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Hmm.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Andrew.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18The high scorers are Claire and Sasha on 119. You're on 53,
0:16:18 > 0:16:21so 65 or less sees you through. Talk us through the board.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23I wish I could.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26I have one option only.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29I wish I could go for one of the others,
0:16:29 > 0:16:31but I have to go for the only one I know
0:16:31 > 0:16:33and it's Salvador Dali.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Salvador Dali.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37OK, here is your red line.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39If you get below that red line with Salvador Dali,
0:16:39 > 0:16:41you're through to the next round.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43If you're above that red line,
0:16:43 > 0:16:46we say goodbye to you and Claire and Sasha stay on.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Salvador Dali - is it right and how many people said it?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53It is right.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Well done. 53.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Exactly the same score as Nick gave in the first pass,
0:16:59 > 0:17:01takes your total up to 106.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03You're through to the next round.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- Very well done.- Well played, Andrew.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08A tough round for everyone there, except maybe Lynne.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Let's fill in the board.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Do you know any of these - Bacon? - Francis.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15That would have scored 32.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Whiteread?- Rachel.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Absolutely. The first woman to win the Turner Prize.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Rauschenberg?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Don't know.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Robert Rauschenberg. Well done if you said that.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28That was the best answer.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Thanks, Richard. At the end of our first round,
0:17:31 > 0:17:35the pair who will be leaving us is Claire and Sasha.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Very close run in the end.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39A photo finish, even.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41But you are ahead just by a nose,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43so we have to say goodbye.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44We'll see you again next time,
0:17:44 > 0:17:47when I hope we won't be giving you artists,
0:17:47 > 0:17:49and we'll get to see a bit more of you.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Anyway, thanks so much for playing, Claire and Sasha.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57But for the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round Two.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06So, sadly, at the end of this round, another pair will be leaving us.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I'm trying to think which pair it will be.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Nick and Andrew, you just made it through there.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Lynne and Pat, very good indeed.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Lovely low scoring. Barbara Hepworth. Do you know your art?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I like art. I do enjoy art, yes.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Very good indeed. Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Our category for Round Two is...
0:18:29 > 0:18:30European football.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Can you all decide who'll go first, who'll go second.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Whoever's going first, please step up.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:18:44 > 0:18:48to name as many Champions League finalists as they could.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Champions League finalists. Richard.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Very different to Round One. We're testing the extremes.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Any team who've played in the Champions League final,
0:18:58 > 0:19:00from the very first one in the 1992-93 season
0:19:00 > 0:19:02right through to the 2011 final.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Any team that's contested a Champions League final.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Very best of luck.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- So then, Andrew... - Sport had to come around eventually.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15I'm going to say...
0:19:17 > 0:19:19..Bayern Munich.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Absolutely right.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Ten.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Not a bad score at all.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39A very good start on podium one.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43They won it in 2001 and they've lost a couple of finals as well.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Now then, Lynne.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I have absolutely no idea...
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Erm, I shall try Chelsea.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Chelsea, says Lynne. Let's see if it's right.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Let's see how many of our 100 said Chelsea.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Absolutely right, Lynne.
0:20:01 > 0:20:0339.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Yes, if we'd asked people a bit later,
0:20:10 > 0:20:12it would have been a bigger score,
0:20:12 > 0:20:13because they won it in 2012,
0:20:13 > 0:20:17but they were runners up in 2008, so they count here.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Jonathan.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I don't know whether to take a risk,
0:20:22 > 0:20:25but I know that Rob will know a really obscure one,
0:20:25 > 0:20:28so I'm going to go reasonably safe and say AC Milan.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29AC Milan, says Jonathan.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Let's see if that's right and how many people said AC Milan.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35He's right.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Five.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47The lowest score of the pass.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54Brilliant, Jonathan. Yeah, winners in 2003 and 2007 - you've put yourself in a great position there.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Thanks, Richard. Let's take a look at the scores.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Five, Jonathan just scored. A lovely low score there,
0:21:01 > 0:21:04putting Jonathan and Rob in pole position at this point.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Then up to ten where we find Andrew and Nick,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09then up to 39 where we find Lynne and Pat.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Pat, how confident are you on this?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Not at all.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17OK, you're going to have to have a really good, obscure stab in the dark here,
0:21:17 > 0:21:19I'm afraid to say, if you're going to stay in the game.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Best of luck. Can the second players please take their places?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29OK, so we are looking for teams
0:21:29 > 0:21:32that have played in a Champions League final since 1993.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Rob. You're the low scorers.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Pat and Lynne the high scorers on 39. If you score 33 or less,
0:21:36 > 0:21:40through you go to the head-to-head.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41I've changed my mind.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42I had some in mind,
0:21:42 > 0:21:46but in light of the AC Milan score, I'm going for Inter Milan.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51Inter Milan says Rob, let's see if Inter Milan is right.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Here is your red line - below that, you're in the head-to-head.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56How many people said Inter Milan?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Absolutely right.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03And you're through.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Nine.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Well played again on the end podium. They won it in 2010.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Internazionale.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Pat.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20You're the high scorers on 39.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Mind you, I'm not sure that Nick's too hot
0:22:25 > 0:22:28on his Champions League finalists.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- All right. Sorry, Lynne.- Doesn't matter.- I'll have to say Liverpool.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Liverpool, says Pat. Liverpool.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38No red line for you, as you are already the high scorers.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Let's see how far Liverpool takes us. Let's see if it's right.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Absolutely right, Pat.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Still going down - 37.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58It's a good answer. They famously won in 2005 against AC Milan.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02We're looking for any team that's played in a Champions League final.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Nick, you're currently on ten.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06The high scorers are Pat and Lynne on 76,
0:23:06 > 0:23:08so a score of 65 or less from you
0:23:08 > 0:23:10will keep you in the game.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15You're absolutely right when you say this is not my strong point.
0:23:15 > 0:23:21I really have absolutely no idea. I'm in a very similar position to Lynne.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24I'm just going to have to pluck a name...
0:23:24 > 0:23:27and I think I'm going to say Juventus.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Juventus says Nick. Juventus.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Here is your red line.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34If Juventus gets you below that red line,
0:23:34 > 0:23:36you are in the head-to-head. Let's see.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Let's see how many people said Juventus.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Absolutely right. Very well done, Nick.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44You are through to the head-to-head.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48And it's the lowest score
0:23:48 > 0:23:50of the round. Look at that.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Very well done indeed.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Juventus.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Yes, a good name to pluck, Nick.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01They won it in 1996, been finalists three other times as well.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Rob, if you were in a tight corner and you had to go for an obscure one, what would you have gone for?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Bayer Leverkusen.- Bayer Leverkusen.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10A correct answer, and a pointless answer as well.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Would have been terrific, but you didn't need to do it.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15There's only four pointless answers,
0:24:15 > 0:24:18only one of whom won the Champions League.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Borussia Dortmund won it in 1997.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Well done if you said any of those.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Another couple of low scorers - Ajax would have scored you one.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Marseille and Porto both would have scored you two points.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Let's have a look at the top answers.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56At the end of our second round,
0:24:56 > 0:24:59the losing pair, I'm sorry to say, it's Pat and Lynne.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01You did so well. 76.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Have you remembered what your answer was going to be?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06I was going to say Real Madrid.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Real Madrid would have scored you 23 points.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11So, Real Madrid still wouldn't have got you through,
0:25:11 > 0:25:13but two perfectly good answers.
0:25:13 > 0:25:18Nick, just a bit of demon guessing there?
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Or maybe not?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Yep, it certainly was guessing.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26But he knows Juventus are a good football team and he knows it's a good answer.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30- That's the kind of guesswork we approve of.- It is.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31But it was good guesswork.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Pat and Lynne, we'll see you next time.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37- Meanwhile, thanks very much for playing.- Thank you.- Thank you.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39But for the remaining two pairs,
0:25:39 > 0:25:41things are about to get even more exciting
0:25:41 > 0:25:43as we enter the head-to-head.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Congratulations, all of you.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53You are now only one round away from the final
0:25:53 > 0:25:55and the chance to play for our jackpot,
0:25:55 > 0:25:57which currently stands at £1,000.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59You're now going to go head to head.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot,
0:26:02 > 0:26:05but the big news is you are now allowed to confer.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08I think this is our first coppers versus teachers head-to-head,
0:26:08 > 0:26:10I think, in Pointless history.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12The law versus the...
0:26:12 > 0:26:14the chalk.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Yeah!
0:26:16 > 0:26:19That'll work. Nick and Andrew, you've been here before,
0:26:19 > 0:26:23but Jonathan and Rob, virgin territory. How are you feeling?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Annoyed, because I think I should have got a pointless answer
0:26:26 > 0:26:29- in the European football one. - And Rob could have as well.
0:26:29 > 0:26:34- What were you going to go for, Jonathan?- Valencia.- So you both could have got pointless.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36We're a pair of cowards, unfortunately.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Well, tactical cowards, though.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41It was tactical cowardice.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Tactical cowardice, there you go.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Anyway, very best of luck to both pairs - let's play the head-to-head.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Men whose surnames are girls' names. Richard.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07We're going to show you five pictures
0:27:07 > 0:27:09of men whose surnames are girls' names -
0:27:09 > 0:27:11can you pick the most obscure of these five?
0:27:11 > 0:27:16OK, let's reveal our five men whose surnames are girls' names.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17And we have...
0:27:34 > 0:27:35There we are.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42Nick and Andrew, you've played best so far, so you go first.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44THEY CONFER QUIETLY
0:27:44 > 0:27:46WHISPERING: I think C is Babe Ruth.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Yes, you're right. I'd go for that.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51- Um...- I think...
0:27:51 > 0:27:55Yeah, we're going to go with C and...
0:27:55 > 0:27:58we think that it's Babe Ruth.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Babe Ruth, say Nick and Andrew.
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Babe Ruth.
0:28:02 > 0:28:06Now then, Jonathan and Rob, talk us through the board.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Nicholas Lindsay is A.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11B is James Stephanie.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14That's a guess, actually.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15It's not true.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19E is the bloke on Top Gear,
0:28:19 > 0:28:22and D is Paul Casey, the golfer.
0:28:22 > 0:28:23If you're sure...
0:28:23 > 0:28:27D is Paul Casey, it definitely is.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30- OK, go D then.- D? D, Paul Casey.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32D, Paul Casey, say Jonathan and Rob.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35So, Nick and Andrew have gone for Babe Ruth.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Let's see if Babe Ruth is indeed C
0:28:37 > 0:28:39and let's see how many people said it.
0:28:42 > 0:28:43It's right.
0:28:47 > 0:28:4918.
0:28:54 > 0:28:5918. Jonathan and Rob have gone for Paul Casey for D.
0:28:59 > 0:29:03Paul Casey, let's see if that's right and if it is, how many of our 100 said it.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08Ooh!
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Ooh, bad luck. Bad luck, an incorrect answer,
0:29:10 > 0:29:14which means Nick and Andrew, after one question, you are up one-nil.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16You'll kick yourself - I know what you mean
0:29:16 > 0:29:19when you get the name in your head. It's actually Justin Rose.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Oh!
0:29:21 > 0:29:25It would have scored six points as well - a terrific answer.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27Bad luck.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30A is Robert Lindsay, the actor.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32Would have scored 38 points.
0:29:32 > 0:29:33You'd never know he was an actor(!)
0:29:33 > 0:29:35There's no clue there, is there(?)
0:29:35 > 0:29:38B, I thought you would give us.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40It is James - James Joyce.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42That would have scored one point,
0:29:42 > 0:29:44it's the best answer on the board.
0:29:44 > 0:29:45There's Babe Ruth -
0:29:45 > 0:29:47George Herman Ruth -
0:29:47 > 0:29:49and James May, from Top Gear.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51He would have scored you 45 points -
0:29:51 > 0:29:52the biggest answer there.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Thanks, Richard.
0:29:54 > 0:29:55Here comes your second question.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58Jonathan and Rob, you have a bit of ground to make up.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00You have to win this question to stay in the game.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02It concerns...
0:30:04 > 0:30:07The Roman Empire. Richard.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09We're going to give you five clues about the Roman Empire -
0:30:09 > 0:30:11can you pick the most obscure fact?
0:30:11 > 0:30:14OK, here come our clues to the Roman empire - five of them.
0:30:14 > 0:30:15And we have got...
0:30:29 > 0:30:31I'll read them again.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46There you are. Five clues to facts about the Roman empire.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49Jonathan and Rob, you go first this time.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51THEY CONFER QUIETLY
0:30:55 > 0:30:58There are three that we know.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00And there is one that I think,
0:31:00 > 0:31:04hope, possibly pray is right,
0:31:04 > 0:31:07which is the one we're going for.
0:31:07 > 0:31:08The body of water
0:31:08 > 0:31:10known to the Romans as Our Sea
0:31:10 > 0:31:12hopefully is the Mediterranean.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14The Mediterranean.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16The Mediterranean.
0:31:16 > 0:31:18Nick and Andrew...
0:31:18 > 0:31:21talk us through the board.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24We think between us
0:31:24 > 0:31:27we might know the others.
0:31:27 > 0:31:29By "between" he means
0:31:29 > 0:31:31I kind of knew one and he knew the rest.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34OK, I think its first emperor was Augustus.
0:31:34 > 0:31:38The name of its legislature
0:31:38 > 0:31:39was the Senate.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41The bird which was its emblem
0:31:41 > 0:31:43would have been the eagle.
0:31:43 > 0:31:44And the amphitheatre
0:31:44 > 0:31:45constructed in Rome in 80AD
0:31:45 > 0:31:47would have been the Colosseum,
0:31:47 > 0:31:50but it's a question of which of those
0:31:50 > 0:31:52is going to be obscure.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54I think...
0:31:54 > 0:31:56How sure are we about Augustus?
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Yeah, that was the one I didn't contribute to, so...
0:32:00 > 0:32:03- No pressure. - No pressure on you really at all(!)
0:32:03 > 0:32:05We're going to take a bit of a risk.
0:32:05 > 0:32:09We think that the Roman empire's first emperor
0:32:09 > 0:32:10was the emperor Augustus.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12OK, you're going to say Augustus.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Jonathan and Rob's Mediterranean
0:32:14 > 0:32:16versus Nick and Andrew's Augustus.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Nick and Andrew, if you win this question,
0:32:19 > 0:32:21you go through the final - straight sets.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Jonathan and Rob, Mediterranean.
0:32:23 > 0:32:27Let's see if it's right, and if so, how many people said it.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31It is right.
0:32:35 > 0:32:3628.
0:32:41 > 0:32:4328, so Nick and Andrew...
0:32:43 > 0:32:45We have to see if you're right,
0:32:45 > 0:32:47and if you are, if you beat 28.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Augustus, was he the first emperor of Rome?
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Let's see how many people said it.
0:32:53 > 0:32:54Absolutely right.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59You've done it.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Very well done - 12.
0:33:04 > 0:33:0812 beats 28, which means, after only two questions,
0:33:08 > 0:33:11Nick and Andrew, you are through to the final, two-nil.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13Very well done indeed. Richard.
0:33:13 > 0:33:17Well played, the teachers. Unlucky, Jonathan and Rob. Another brave answer, Mediterranean.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38The losing pair at the end of our head-to-head, I'm afraid,
0:33:38 > 0:33:39is Jonathan and Rob.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41Oh! Paul Casey.
0:33:41 > 0:33:48I know that when I go to work, my desk is going to be festooned with roses.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52- Pictures of roses, and all sorts. - It could be worse!
0:33:52 > 0:33:56- A lot worse.- But Jonathan and Rob, you played so well throughout the show...
0:33:56 > 0:33:59We're cops, they robbed us.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Well, thanks so much for playing.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05You've been brilliant both shows, actually.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Great contestants - thanks.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12But for Nick and Andrew, it's now time for the final.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20Well, congratulations, Nick and Andrew.
0:34:20 > 0:34:24You fought the law, and the law...lost.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27Yeah! You've done so well in both shows, actually.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Through to the head-to-head first time
0:34:29 > 0:34:31and the second time, a two-nil win.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Fantastic. How are you feeling?
0:34:33 > 0:34:35A bit sweaty.
0:34:35 > 0:34:39Have we tested you on enough stuff?
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- Ah...- Languages hasn't come up. - When art came up at the start,
0:34:42 > 0:34:46- I thought, "That's it, we're going home."- And football.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49And you were the lowest scorers in that round.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52I can't believe it! They were football experts, the policemen.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55Well, you've done absolutely fantastically.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57You've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:03 > 0:35:09You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot of £1,000.
0:35:14 > 0:35:15The rules are very simple.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18To win the money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21We haven't had any pointless answers on the show today.
0:35:21 > 0:35:22Find one, and you get the money
0:35:22 > 0:35:25Firstly, you've got to choose a category
0:35:25 > 0:35:26from these five options...
0:35:35 > 0:35:37- What do you reckon?- State visits...
0:35:37 > 0:35:41- Nope, forget it.- ..I don't think so.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43Chemistry, absolutely not.
0:35:43 > 0:35:4520th century dramatists...
0:35:45 > 0:35:46I don't think so.
0:35:46 > 0:35:48- No.- Tennis is a no-no.
0:35:48 > 0:35:52I think it would be between comic actors and state visits.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54In that case, it's comic actors,
0:35:54 > 0:35:56- I would say.- Do you think?
0:35:56 > 0:35:59State visits, literally you might as well be stood here on your own.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01OK.
0:36:03 > 0:36:04- Comic actors?- I think comic actors.
0:36:04 > 0:36:08OK, comic actors it is. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:36:08 > 0:36:13We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Simon Pegg films
0:36:13 > 0:36:16as they could. Richard.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19We're looking for any feature film given a cinema release
0:36:19 > 0:36:22for which Simon Pegg has received an acting credit up to May 2012.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25No TV films, short films or documentaries,
0:36:25 > 0:36:26but voice performances do count.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers
0:36:30 > 0:36:32and all you need to win that £1,000 jackpot
0:36:32 > 0:36:34is for one of them to be pointless.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37- Are you ready?- Yes.- Yes.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42There they are. Your time starts now.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45OK, I've got Shaun of the Dead, Run Fatboy Run,
0:36:45 > 0:36:47erm...
0:36:47 > 0:36:49- Hot Fuzz.- Yeah.
0:36:49 > 0:36:54- But I'm totally with you on this one...- They're all big ones.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56I don't know many of the small ones.
0:36:56 > 0:37:00- Run Fatboy Run? - Yeah, it's earlier than...
0:37:00 > 0:37:04- Shaun of the Dead. - Can you think of any more at all?
0:37:04 > 0:37:07I'm trying to rack my brains for something more obscure.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09He's done, he did...
0:37:09 > 0:37:12How to Lose Friends & Alienate People as well,
0:37:12 > 0:37:15which was really good, but I don't know how well it did.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17It's a book, so maybe people know the book.
0:37:17 > 0:37:22- I don't know.- Hot Fuzz, I think everybody's going to know.
0:37:22 > 0:37:23- Do you think so?- Yeah.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26- So...- Did you know it? - I'd heard of it,
0:37:26 > 0:37:30but I wouldn't have been able to tell you who's in it.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32- We're not super-confident... - 10 seconds left.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34OK, we have to go with those.
0:37:34 > 0:37:38Those three are the least well-known ones that you said -
0:37:38 > 0:37:40I haven't a clue.
0:37:40 > 0:37:41All right.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44OK, time is up. We were looking for Simon Pegg films.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46I now need your three answers.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50OK, I don't think they're obscure enough, but Run Fatboy Run.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53- Run Fatboy Run.- Shaun of the Dead. - Shaun of the Dead.
0:37:53 > 0:37:57- And How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.- Of those three,
0:37:57 > 0:38:01- which is your best shot at a pointless answer?- The last one.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03How to Lose Friends & Alienate People, put that last.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05Which is your least likely?
0:38:05 > 0:38:09- I think Shaun of the Dead. - OK, we'll put that one first.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12OK, let's put those up on the board in that order.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20We were looking for Simon Pegg films.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Shaun of the Dead was your least confident shot
0:38:23 > 0:38:25at a pointless answer.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28You only need one pointless answer to win that jackpot of £1,000.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30Let's see. Shaun of the Dead.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33Is it right? How many people said it? £1,000.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37It's right.
0:38:41 > 0:38:45- It's slowing down.- If this goes all the way down to zero...
0:38:45 > 0:38:46Ooh.
0:38:51 > 0:38:56So, Shaun of the Dead, 22. Unfortunately not a pointless answer,
0:38:56 > 0:38:59which means you only have two more chances to win today's jackpot.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02Andrew it looked like you had a flash of late inspiration.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05- I did! Isn't it funny?- We'll find out at the end what that was.
0:39:05 > 0:39:09If you do win that £1,000 jackpot, Nick, what would you do with it?
0:39:09 > 0:39:14We were lucky enough to visit family in Australia a couple of years ago,
0:39:14 > 0:39:18and we absolutely loved Australia, but we hated the flight,
0:39:18 > 0:39:21so my son Ben and I have got a mad project
0:39:21 > 0:39:24to go back to Australia without flying.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27You can get rafts really cheaply now, actually.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30- It might come to that. - OK, very good. Andrew?
0:39:30 > 0:39:33Um, I would take it back to Peru,
0:39:33 > 0:39:40and we've got a little hostel. I would put it in the hostel, on the shelf, in a box.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42The wooden box on the top shelf?
0:39:42 > 0:39:44- The one that's...- Not that one! - not the broken one, OK.
0:39:44 > 0:39:49OK, best of luck. Let's hope one of your two remaining answers wins that jackpot for you.
0:39:49 > 0:39:50We're looking for Simon Pegg films.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53Let's hope nobody said your next answer, Run Fatboy Run.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56It has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00So, for £1,000, let's see how many people said Run Fatboy Run.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03It's right.
0:40:03 > 0:40:07So, Shaun of the Dead took us down to 22.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09Run Fatboy Run, taking us down...
0:40:09 > 0:40:12If this takes us all the way down to zero, you leave with £1,000.
0:40:12 > 0:40:1421.
0:40:15 > 0:40:16Wow.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21That's higher than I was expecting.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24- It's going in the right direction. - One better.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27It's one better. If we had another 20 answers...
0:40:27 > 0:40:29- Yeah.- ..we would be looking pretty good.
0:40:29 > 0:40:34Um, however, you have only one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:40:34 > 0:40:38Your third and final answer was How to Lose Friends & Alienate People.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40This was your most confident shot at a pointless answer.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43It has to be pointless for you to win.
0:40:43 > 0:40:47Let's find out how many people said How to Lose Friends & Alienate People.
0:40:47 > 0:40:48Is it a pointless answer?
0:40:50 > 0:40:51It's right.
0:40:51 > 0:40:55Well, we've been down to 22 with Shaun of the Dead,
0:40:55 > 0:40:58down to 21 with Run Fatboy Run,
0:40:58 > 0:41:00but this feels like a really solid answer,
0:41:00 > 0:41:02going down into single figures.
0:41:02 > 0:41:03Four!
0:41:09 > 0:41:11Four.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16A much, much better answer, but I'm afraid, not a pointless answer.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19I'm afraid you didn't find that pointless answer.
0:41:19 > 0:41:24But you do get to take home our fabulous Pointless trophy. Very well done.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31You've been terrific for two shows.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34Done yourselves proud, and your school.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36What was the other one you were going to go for?
0:41:36 > 0:41:40I'm not as confident as I was before when I thought of it - Paul.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42No, Paul was a pretty big scorer, actually - 18.
0:41:42 > 0:41:46And Hot Fuzz, that was another one you mentioned, that would have scored 18 as well.
0:41:46 > 0:41:50Some quite big scorers. Let's look at the pointless answers.
0:41:51 > 0:41:5424 Hour Party People, he played a journalist in that.
0:41:54 > 0:41:58Big Nothing, he's in that. Free Jimmy, that's an animation.
0:41:58 > 0:41:59He played the character Odd.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Grindhouse - Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez -
0:42:01 > 0:42:03he's in a fake trailer in that.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06Guest House Paradiso - Rik Mayall and Ade Edmonson - he's in that.
0:42:06 > 0:42:10Land of the Dead, he plays "Photo booth zombie".
0:42:10 > 0:42:12The Good Night, with Martin Freeman and Gwyneth Paltrow.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse,
0:42:14 > 0:42:16and the Reckoning, also pointless.
0:42:16 > 0:42:20Well done if you got those. They were the only nine pointless answers.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22- Did you know any of those?- No.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24- None of the nine.- No.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26Well, good.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Well, unfortunately we have to say goodbye,
0:42:29 > 0:42:32- but it's been great having you on the show.- It's been fantastic.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39Well, Nick and Andrew didn't win our jackpot today,
0:42:39 > 0:42:41which means it rolls over onto the next show,
0:42:41 > 0:42:42when we will play for £2,000.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47Join us to see if someone can win it. But goodbye from Richard...
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- Goodbye.- ..and goodbye from me. Goodbye.