Episode 14

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0:00:18 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:26Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:26 > 0:00:29the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Couple number one.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39I'm Paul, this is my friend Chris and we are from Middlesbrough.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Couple number two.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43I'm Matt and this is my wife, Grace, who's an actress,

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- and we're from London. - And couple number three.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50I'm Natalee, this is my brother Daniel and we're from Manchester.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51And our fourth and final couple.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54I'm Rob, this is my friend Andy and we met as students in Manchester.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58And these, ladies and gentlemen, are today's contestants.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00APPLAUSE

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Thank you very much, all of you.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04We'll find out more about you throughout the show.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06There's only one person left to introduce.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09If obscurity had a recipe, he'd be the main ingredient.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Hiya. Hello.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon to you.- How are you?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- I'm really very well.- Are you? You're losing your voice a tiny bit.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Yeah, there's been a cold threatening to come on for days now.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Really?- And finally it's here. I'm relieved.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32LAUGHTER

0:01:32 > 0:01:34If you need me to help you out at any point, let me know,

0:01:34 > 0:01:37if you need a stunt voice, if you need anyone to say,

0:01:37 > 0:01:41"Would the second player please take their places at the podium?"

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Anything like that, you just let me know.- I will.- I'd be happy to help.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- The jackpot still keeps growing.- I know, doesn't it?!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49We keep trying to give it away.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51We've had a few close shaves, but it's still there

0:01:51 > 0:01:54and we've got four new contestants today, four new pairs,

0:01:54 > 0:01:56which is quite rare, but one of them

0:01:56 > 0:01:58could be walking away with a substantial amount of money.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Very good. Well, thanks, Richard.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03We've put all our questions to 100 people before the show.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Our contestants need to find

0:02:05 > 0:02:07the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Everyone's looking for a pointless answer

0:02:09 > 0:02:11that our 100 people couldn't give.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Tom and Emma didn't win the jackpot last time,

0:02:17 > 0:02:19so we add another £1,000 to that,

0:02:19 > 0:02:22so today's jackpot starts off at £18,000! What about that?

0:02:22 > 0:02:26WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:26 > 0:02:28If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35In this round I'll take an answer from each of you

0:02:35 > 0:02:37and there's no conferring.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40The highest-scoring pair at the end of the round will be eliminated,

0:02:40 > 0:02:41so try and make sure that's not you.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43OK, our first category today is...

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Fine Art.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Can you decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01OK, and our question concerns...

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Famous Artists, Richard.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Nice to have a bit of culture at teatime, isn't it?- Isn't it?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10We can do Girls Aloud and things later,

0:03:10 > 0:03:12but let's pretend to be highbrow for a bit.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14People have made the mistake before of thinking

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Famous Artists might have meant Girls Aloud.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19LAUGHTER They have.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21But I think because we said "Fine Art" at the beginning,

0:03:21 > 0:03:25- that would disallow them. - Girls Aloud can't draw. - LAUGHTER

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Yes, on each pass we'll show you seven descriptions of famous artists.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31You need to tell us who the artist is, please.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33A nice obscure answer will score you fewer points.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36As always, an incorrect answer will score you 100.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Let's see if anybody at home can get all 14 of these. Good luck.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Thanks very much indeed.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43OK, so we are looking for the famous artists described by these clues

0:03:43 > 0:03:45and we have got...

0:04:11 > 0:04:13I'll read those all one last time.

0:04:32 > 0:04:37There we are, seven artists described in clue form.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Paul, welcome to Pointless. - Thank you.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Now then, you are from Middlesbrough.- Correct.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44What do you do up there, Paul?

0:04:44 > 0:04:48I work for a company who supply branded promotional merchandise,

0:04:48 > 0:04:50such as pens, mugs...

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Could you knock up some key rings, maybe, for...?- That'd be nice.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Key rings, definitely key rings, yes.- A couple of Pointless mugs?

0:04:57 > 0:05:01- Definitely, of course, yes. - There we go.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Yeah, with "That ain't bread," on one side.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- "That's toast."- On the other.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Nice.- See how we did that? - That was really good.

0:05:09 > 0:05:14- I'll put you down for 1,000. - OK, now then, Paul,

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- how do you feel in this area? - Well, I'm not a con...

0:05:17 > 0:05:19It's not one of my strong subjects,

0:05:19 > 0:05:23but I have a reasonable knowledge of two or three of them.

0:05:23 > 0:05:28I will try...engraver who charted The Rake's Progress -

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- William Hogarth?- William Hogarth, says Paul, for the engraver.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Absolutely right.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh! Very well done indeed, Paul!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47APPLAUSE

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Very well chosen. 2 for William Hogarth.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Very good start to the show. Born in 1697, William Hogarth.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57The Rake's Progress followed the journey of Tom Rakewell.

0:05:57 > 0:06:03Thanks very much. So, Grace, you are from Leytonstone?

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Yeah, that's right, just down the road.- What do you do, Grace?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09- I'm an actress.- Are you? What would we have seen you in?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Erm, probably nothing!

0:06:11 > 0:06:17Erm, just various bits and bobs, I mainly work in theatre, so, yeah...

0:06:17 > 0:06:21- But I've done the odd bit of telly things here and there.- Now, art.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23How do we feel about art, Grace?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Em, it's not the best thing that could have come up,

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- but it certainly could have been worse.- Did you know WH?

0:06:28 > 0:06:32No, no, I didn't know WH! Definitely not!

0:06:32 > 0:06:35But I've got a good crack at some other ones.

0:06:37 > 0:06:43I think I would go for...LF - the grandson of a psychiatrist

0:06:43 > 0:06:48- and that would be Lucian Freud. - Lucian Freud you are saying for LF.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many of our 100 said Lucian Freud.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54It's right, Grace.

0:06:59 > 0:07:0020. Very well done.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03APPLAUSE

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- 20 for Lucian Freud. - Well played, Grace.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Grace breaking the absolute golden rule of Pointless there,

0:07:09 > 0:07:13which is when you say, "Did you know the previous one?" saying no!

0:07:13 > 0:07:17What you're supposed to say is either, "Yes, I knew that,"

0:07:17 > 0:07:19or, "My answer has been stolen!"

0:07:19 > 0:07:21LAUGHTER

0:07:21 > 0:07:26Very good, thank you. Now then, Natalee. I like your spelling.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Thank you.- Natal-EE. - Natal-EE indeed, yes, double E.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32And what do you do, Natalee?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35I'm a store manager at a major High-Street retailer.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Nicely sidestepped, the way she kept that anonymous!

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- Which one, I wonder?- Which one? Do they specialise in...?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Is it a pharmacy?- No. - Ooh, a hardware shop?- No.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49- This is going to take a long time. - A book shop? A fashion retailer?- Yes!

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Aw, there's millions of those! - Is it a famous one?

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Of course, on the High Street!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- What a waste of a question! - Oh, that's annoying!

0:07:56 > 0:08:00- We've only got 46 questions to get it now.- Erm...

0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Now then, Natalee, how is your artist knowledge?- Not good.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06I'm wishing it was Girls Aloud!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Erm, I know two

0:08:08 > 0:08:14and I think they're going to be two of the highest scoring, but I'm

0:08:14 > 0:08:18going to go for the pickled shark and I'm going to say Damien Hirst.

0:08:18 > 0:08:23Damien Hirst, says Natalee. Damien Hirst for the pickled-shark man.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26I hope he's pleased being called the pickled-shark man.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Got to be called something. - No more than he deserves.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Damien Hirst - let's see if that's right

0:08:31 > 0:08:34and, if it is, how many of our 100 people said Damien Hirst.

0:08:41 > 0:08:46- 31. Not bad. Not bad, Natalee. - APPLAUSE

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Not too much damage done there, Natalee.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53The title of that piece is The Physical Impossibility Of Death...

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- In The Mind Of Someone Living. Yeah. - But it's a shark in formaldehyde.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59It's a shark in formaldehyde, which started to fall apart!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Just because it's in formaldehyde,

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- doesn't mean it's going to stop falling apart.- Yeah, there it is.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Can you imagine buying that

0:09:06 > 0:09:08and after ten years of not really looking at it,

0:09:08 > 0:09:12finding it's all a bit cloudy and the shark's gone belly up?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15I can't imagine buying it in the first place, I'll be honest,

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- but if I did...- Yeah. OK, Rob, what do you do?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I work in political consultancy,

0:09:21 > 0:09:23which sounds more exciting than it is.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25It doesn't sound that exciting!

0:09:25 > 0:09:26LAUGHTER

0:09:26 > 0:09:30What am I talking about? It sounds amazing! Is it like The Thick Of It?

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Er, yeah, a lot of swearing anyway! - A lot of swearing.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Like the bits that don't make it into The Thick Of It.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Pretty much, yeah. - Talk us through the board, Rob.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Er, well, I knew Damien Hirst and Lucian Freud.

0:09:41 > 0:09:46See, that's the way to do it, Grace! That's how you do it!

0:09:46 > 0:09:50And I've got no idea about most of the others, so I'll have to go for

0:09:50 > 0:09:53what I would guess is going to be the most high-scoring answer

0:09:53 > 0:09:56on the board rather than be wrong, so I'm going to say

0:09:56 > 0:10:00- he's said to have cut his ear off - Vincent Van Gogh.- Very, very good.

0:10:00 > 0:10:05Van "Go", says Rob. OK. But you're going to GO with...

0:10:05 > 0:10:09- Sorry, you're going to "Goff" with... - LAUGHTER

0:10:09 > 0:10:12..Vincent Van Gogh. Let's see if it's right

0:10:12 > 0:10:14and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Absolutely right.

0:10:20 > 0:10:2165. Could have been a lot worse.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23APPLAUSE

0:10:26 > 0:10:28- 65.- Mmm, did what you had to do.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31There's no point taking a risk because there's another pass to come

0:10:31 > 0:10:33and you're getting first choice on that one.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Let's fill in the rest of the board.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Famed for his red, yellow and blue grids? It's a Dutch artist.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- It's Piet Mondrian.- Oh, Mondrian! - That would have scored you 1 point.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Post-Impressionist, died in Tahiti.- Gauguin.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Yeah, that's Paul Gauguin, would have scored you 8.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Now this one is a pointless answer. Do you know that at all?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55If you're ever down in St Ives, there's lots of his work down there.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57It's Alfred Wallis.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01That's a pointless answer, so very well done if you said that.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Thank you, Richard. Now we're halfway through the round,

0:11:04 > 0:11:07let's take a look at those scores. Paul and Chris!

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Well, aren't we feeling good?!

0:11:09 > 0:11:12William Hogarth - 2 points, extremely well done, there.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15So, Chris, quite a lot of pressure taken off you in the next pass.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Up to 20, where we find Matt and Grace - not bad at all.

0:11:18 > 0:11:2231 - Natalee and Daniel. Then up to 65, where we find Rob and Andy.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25It's not disastrous by any means, but, Andy,

0:11:25 > 0:11:27you'll have to make the most of your pick of the next board.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Best of luck. We'll come back down the line.

0:11:29 > 0:11:34Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36We'll put seven more descriptions on the board

0:11:36 > 0:11:38and here they are. We have got...

0:11:54 > 0:11:55I'll read those all one last time.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Now then, Andy, what do you do now?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18I'm doing a master's degree at Manchester.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22- Right, OK, and what's your master's in?- International Relations.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- So you're in quite similar fields, then?- Similar, yeah.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- We both did the same degree, that's how we met.- Right.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30We're looking for famous artists and obviously you'll try and find

0:12:30 > 0:12:32the one fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36Em, there's two that I definitely know, but they're both going to be

0:12:36 > 0:12:41quite high scoring, so I'll have to go for one that's a bit of a risk.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44I'm going to say famous for his screaming popes - Francis Bacon.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Francis Bacon, you're saying, famous for his screaming popes.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49You're on 65, you're the high scorers.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53No red line for you, you just have to hope this scores as low as it possibly can.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Francis Bacon, says Andy. Let's see if it's right

0:12:55 > 0:12:57and how many of our 100 people said that.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00It's right.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Not bad. Ooh, down it goes! Very well done indeed!

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Look at that - 6! - APPLAUSE

0:13:08 > 0:13:10That's what you needed to do, Andy.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Let's hope that's enough to keep you in the game.

0:13:12 > 0:13:146 takes your total up to 71.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Yeah, born in Dublin in 1909, Francis Bacon.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21- That's put the cat amongst the pigeons, hasn't it?- Yeah!

0:13:21 > 0:13:25Now then, Daniel, you and Natalee are brother and sister.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- That's right.- Who's the older of the pair of you?- Who do you think?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31LAUGHTER

0:13:31 > 0:13:33- I now think Natalee.- Yeah.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Between you, do you kind of know who's the senior partner,

0:13:36 > 0:13:39who's the junior partner in this quiz team?

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Senior!

0:13:42 > 0:13:47- As you'll see in a minute!- So, Daniel, art a strong suit for you?

0:13:47 > 0:13:50No! Couldn't have probably picked a worst one!

0:13:50 > 0:13:53I'll tell you what, I'll give you some good news.

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Andy and Rob are on 71, you're on 31.

0:13:54 > 0:13:59If you can score 39 or less, you are through to the next round for sure.

0:14:02 > 0:14:07- Do you know anything on that board? - I know one. I THINK I know one!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Erm, designed a 15th-century helicopter,

0:14:09 > 0:14:14- I'm hoping is Leonardo Da Vinci. - Leonardo Da Vinci.

0:14:14 > 0:14:19OK, em, Leonardo Da Vinci, says Daniel. There is your red line.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21If you get below that, you're through to the next round.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Let's see how many people said Leonardo Da Vinci.

0:14:30 > 0:14:35Not bad, not bad. 46. 46 takes your total up to 77.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38You are the high scorers, but not by much. Richard?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Yeah, fairly big score for Leonardo Da Vinci.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Designed a helicopter in the 15th century,

0:14:42 > 0:14:45but the helipad wasn't invented till 1927.

0:14:45 > 0:14:46LAUGHTER

0:14:46 > 0:14:49See, you get history in this show as well. I love that.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53- It's pretty useful, pretty highbrow stuff.- Yeah.- I went to university!

0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Oh, yeah.- A long time ago, but I did go.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:14:58 > 0:15:04Yeah. Em, Matt, what do you do?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06I am a highway engineer for local government.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Do you have "motorway maintenance" written on your car?

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Do people mistake you for police on the motorway?

0:15:11 > 0:15:15Yeah, particularly when I'm wearing black, and the car that I drive...

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Has it got those chevrons on the side?

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Everyone suddenly slows down, going,

0:15:19 > 0:15:23- "Oh, it's motorway maintenance!" Brrrroooom!- Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Yeah, OK. What are you thinking?

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Well, yeah, there's a couple there that I'm thinking

0:15:31 > 0:15:35and I think they'll be reasonably high, but I think I'm going to

0:15:35 > 0:15:39go with made portraits of Elvis and Marilyn - Andy Warhol.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Andy Warhol, says Matt, Andy Warhol.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46The high scorers are Daniel and Natalee on 77. You're on 20.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49If you can score 56 or less, you are through to the next round.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50There's your red line.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Let's see, Andy Warhol - how many people said that?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59You've done it!

0:15:59 > 0:16:02- 44! Ooh, it's close! - APPLAUSE

0:16:02 > 0:16:0544 takes your total up to 64. Richard?

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Only two points less than Leonardo Da Vinci there for Andy Warhol.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13- That's not bad going, is it?- That's some 15 minutes!- Isn't it just?

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- Born in 1928.- Very good. Now then, Chris. Welcome to Pointless.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- Thank you.- Lovely to have you here. What do you do, Chris?

0:16:21 > 0:16:24I've got a security company, I run a security company -

0:16:24 > 0:16:26intruder alarms, CCTV and all that.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30You're more into intruder alarms, you don't supply heavies?

0:16:30 > 0:16:34- No, not security guards, no. - You don't escort vast sums of money?

0:16:34 > 0:16:37No, we look after the High-Street stores.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40OK, well, thanks to Paul's brilliant answer,

0:16:40 > 0:16:42you have a lovely low score of two.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45The high scorers at the moment are Daniel and Natalee on 77,

0:16:45 > 0:16:48so a score of 74 or less - higher than anyone else has yet scored...

0:16:48 > 0:16:49I know, such a good chance. Sorry!

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Talk us through the board, just do your thinking out loud.

0:16:52 > 0:16:59They were the only few I knew. My mind's gone completely blank.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01The only one I would have a stab at is

0:17:01 > 0:17:04he had Blue and Rose Periods

0:17:04 > 0:17:08- and all I can think is Paulo Picasso.- Paulo Picasso.

0:17:08 > 0:17:13Paulo, says Chris. Let's see if that's right.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Here is your red line, lovely and high.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Let's see if Paulo Picasso's right

0:17:17 > 0:17:19and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Oh, Chris, Chris, Chris! That's so unfortunate!

0:17:26 > 0:17:27I'm afraid that's incorrect,

0:17:27 > 0:17:30which means you score the maximum of 100 points. I'm really sorry.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33That takes your total up to 102. Richard?

0:17:33 > 0:17:35You're one letter out, Chris.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37It's Pablo Picasso, I'm afraid.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40So sorry - a B for an O and you'd have been there.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Yeah, it's there, but I couldn't get it out.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46It would have scored you 12 points, would have been a very good answer.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Men bounced on her Turner Prize bed.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52That's Tracey Emin. That would have scored you 25 points.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53He turned a urinal into art?

0:17:53 > 0:17:56People say it's the first piece of conceptual art ever.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59It's Marcel Duchamp. Would have scored 1 point.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02And this is a pointless answer - used comic books for subject matter.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Is it Roy Lichtenstein? - Roy Lichtenstein, absolutely right.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08All those comic book things with the big dots and speech bubbles,

0:18:08 > 0:18:10that's him and was a pointless answer.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Very well done if you got all the way through both of those boards.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15- Very impressive. - Thank you very much, Richard.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18So at the end of our first round, the pair leaving us

0:18:18 > 0:18:21with their high score of 102, I'm so sorry to say it's Chris and Paul.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25You've done so well. You've shown such huge promise.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28The lowest score of the entire round was yours, Paul.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31I'm afraid the highest score of the round was yours, Chris,

0:18:31 > 0:18:32but you were just out by one letter.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Anyway, I'm sorry, we have to say goodbye to you,

0:18:35 > 0:18:36- but we'll see you next time. - Thank you.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40- Chris and Paul, great contestants. - APPLAUSE

0:18:40 > 0:18:43But for the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round Two.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Obviously, there is only room for two pairs in our head-to-head round,

0:18:52 > 0:18:55so sadly another pair will be leaving us at the end of this round.

0:18:55 > 0:19:01- Oh, Natalee and Daniel, you've had a stay of execution there!- Yeah.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is...

0:19:06 > 0:19:08It's football.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Can you all decide who's going first, who's going second.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many

0:19:22 > 0:19:28teams in the 2012/13 Champions League as they could. Richard?

0:19:28 > 0:19:33We're looking for any of the 32 teams who qualified for the group stages

0:19:33 > 0:19:35of the 2012/2013 Champions League.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39That includes any teams who qualified automatically. Any of those 32 teams.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Very best of luck. Good luck at home as well.- Thanks very much.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47- So, Grace, you get to go first, at least.- Yeah.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50- You have the pick of the championship there.- Great...

0:19:50 > 0:19:51I'm not even 100% sure

0:19:51 > 0:19:57whether I'm looking for UK-based teams or throughout the world.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Er, so...- OK.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01This might be a bit of a problem,

0:20:01 > 0:20:09but I'm going to really hope that it's more broad and go for...

0:20:09 > 0:20:13- Barcelona?- Barcelona, says Grace.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Let's see if Barcelona's right

0:20:14 > 0:20:18and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Barcelona.

0:20:26 > 0:20:2729.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30APPLAUSE

0:20:32 > 0:20:3529, Grace. Very, very well done indeed. Richard?

0:20:35 > 0:20:38That could have been a lot worse, Grace. Well done.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40I think you got out of that relatively unscathed.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44Barcelona play at Camp Nou in Barcelona.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47So we are looking for Champions League teams, 2012/13 season.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51- Natalee.- Hmmm.

0:20:51 > 0:20:56I'm going to try to go for a slightly obscure one

0:20:56 > 0:20:59and I'm going to hope that Zenit St Petersburg.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Zenit St Petersburg, says Natalee.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 people said it.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07It's right.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11It's right. 29 our best score so far.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Look at that! 3, Natalee! Very well done indeed.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19APPLAUSE

0:21:22 > 0:21:23Terrific answer, well played.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Yeah, they were founded in 1925 by the physical education group

0:21:26 > 0:21:32of the Leningrad Metal Plant. They've come a long way since!

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Thank you. Now then, Rob, is this good for you?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Not particularly, I'm not an expert.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42- I'm going to go for Bayer Leverkusen.- Bayer Leverkusen.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Let's see if that's right - Bayer Leverkusen -

0:21:45 > 0:21:48and let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Bad luck, Rob, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

0:21:54 > 0:21:57which scores you the maximum of 100 points, I'm sorry. Richard?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59That's a very gutsy risk, Rob.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Bayer Leverkusen actually finished fifth in the Bundesliga

0:22:02 > 0:22:05so didn't qualify for this year, unfortunately.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Natalee and Daniel! Fantastic!

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Well, Natalee, in fact, fantastic answer there -

0:22:13 > 0:22:17lovely low score of 3. Then up to 29, where we find Grace and Matt.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Got to be happy with that, nice and comfortable.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Then way out in front, I'm afraid, Rob and Andy on 100.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27So, Andy, once again we're going to need some very good

0:22:27 > 0:22:30low-scoring skills from you in the next pass! Good luck with that.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31We'll come back down the line now.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35Could the second players please step up to the podium?

0:22:35 > 0:22:38So we are looking for teams in the 2012/13 season

0:22:38 > 0:22:40of the Champions League.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Now then, Andy, you are way out in front on 100.

0:22:43 > 0:22:48- We need a really good answer.- Yeah, I'm going to go for Nordsjaelland.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52Nordsjaelland. There's no red line as you are the high scorers.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Let's see if that's right and how many people said Nordsjaelland.

0:22:57 > 0:22:58It's right.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Oh! Very well done indeed, Andy!

0:23:06 > 0:23:10APPLAUSE

0:23:10 > 0:23:13The highest and lowest scores so far.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15They all add up to a total of 101.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19Let's hope that's enough to see you through. I wonder. Richard?

0:23:19 > 0:23:20That is a terrific answer, Andy.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Well played. Nordsjaelland are the Danish champions.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27- I don't need to tell you that, right? - Oh, no, not me! Nordsjaelland!

0:23:27 > 0:23:30- Big fan of Scandinavian football, aren't you?- I am, yeah.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33I am Nordsjaelland through and through!

0:23:33 > 0:23:37- Give us an N!- Give us an N!

0:23:37 > 0:23:44Yeah. There we go. Now then, Daniel, the high score is 101, you're on 3.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48Anything less than 97 sees you through to the head-to-head.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Are you going to try and beat Natalee? She scored 3.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Come on, you've got to beat that, Daniel! Come on!

0:23:53 > 0:23:57- I'll go for BATE Borisov. - Bartay Barzof.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00OK, here is your red line.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Let's see if you can get below that red line with Bartay Barzof.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06RICHARD LAUGHS

0:24:06 > 0:24:09- How are you pronouncing that? - I have no idea what he just...

0:24:09 > 0:24:12He just made a noise and I am copying it!

0:24:12 > 0:24:16- Bartay Barzaff? - I would say BATE Borisov.

0:24:16 > 0:24:21Bartay Borisov. Thank you very much for the heads-up.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22I'm not saying it's a right answer,

0:24:22 > 0:24:25I'm just saying that's how I would pronounce it.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29- OK, BATE Borisov, let's see if that's... - ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:24:29 > 0:24:33Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said it.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36It's right! And you're through!

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Now, here's the real challenge - are you going to beat 3?

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Yes, you are! 2! Very well done!

0:24:44 > 0:24:47APPLAUSE

0:24:47 > 0:24:512 takes your total up to 5. BATE Borisov.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Yes, a terrific score, Well done, Daniel. B-A-T-E Borisov.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58A special extra prize if you can tell me what the B-A-T-E stands for.

0:24:58 > 0:25:03- Not a clue.- You should have got it really. Of course,

0:25:03 > 0:25:07it's the Borisov Works Of Automobile And Tractor Electric Equipment.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09- Tip of me tongue!- Exactly, yeah.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13The Belarusian champions. Ah. Give us a B... No, don't worry.

0:25:13 > 0:25:14LAUGHTER

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Thanks very much.

0:25:15 > 0:25:20Now then, Matt, the high scorers on 101 are Andy and Rob. You're on 29.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23You can score 71 or less and be through to the head-to-head.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26You have a choice - you can play it solidly and safe,

0:25:26 > 0:25:30or there's got to be a pointless answer in there.

0:25:30 > 0:25:36I think I'll go somewhere in between solidly safe and pointless,

0:25:36 > 0:25:40- have a bit of a punt and go with Galatasaray.- Galatasaray, says Matt.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Galatasaray - let's see if that's right

0:25:42 > 0:25:44and how many of our 100 people said it.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49It's right and you're through. Very well done, Matt.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Down it goes, still going down - 4!

0:25:54 > 0:25:56APPLAUSE

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Very good indeed. Takes your total up to 33.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Well played, everyone.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Even Bayer Leverkusen wasn't a bad wrong answer.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Galatasaray are in Manchester United's group.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08No pointless answers at all,

0:26:08 > 0:26:12so the very best answer out there is Nordsjaelland, so very well played.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Couldn't have done better in that round.

0:26:14 > 0:26:151 point for Braga, if you said that.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19There's a few on 2 - BATE Borisov we've already heard,

0:26:19 > 0:26:22also Benfica would have only scored you 2, Anderlecht 2,

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Shakhtar Donetsk would have scored 2 -

0:26:24 > 0:26:27one of the best teams in Europe, although beaten by Fulham!

0:26:27 > 0:26:30So, er, draw your own conclusions, I would say.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Malaga would have scored 2, Dinamo Zagreb scored 2,

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Dynamo Kyiv would have scored 2, as well.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39Thank you very much indeed, Richard. So at the end of Round Two,

0:26:39 > 0:26:43our losing pair with their high score of 101, Andy and Rob.

0:26:43 > 0:26:44Well, do you know what?

0:26:44 > 0:26:47You can walk off with your heads held high, I would say.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Obviously Nordsjaelland, as Richard said,

0:26:49 > 0:26:51the joint best answer possible.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54We will see you again, Andy and Rob, and on the strength of your performance,

0:26:54 > 0:26:57I would say we are expecting great things from you.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Great having you on the show. Thanks so much, Andy and Rob.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01APPLAUSE

0:27:01 > 0:27:04But for the remaining pairs, they're one step closer to the final

0:27:04 > 0:27:07and the chance to win that jackpot as we enter the head-to-head.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Congratulations, Natalee, Daniel, Matt and Grace.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17You are now only one round away from the final

0:27:17 > 0:27:22and a chance to play for our jackpot, which currently stands at £18,000.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Now, clearly only one pair can play for that money.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30To decide which pair it's going to be, you are now going to go

0:27:30 > 0:27:34head to head, but this time you are allowed to confer.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Well, Natalee and Daniel,

0:27:39 > 0:27:43I have to say your Champions League knowledge was second to none.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45And Matt, great answer from you, as well.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47But Natalee and Daniel, really very good indeed.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50Well, listen, best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00OK, here's your first question and it concerns...

0:28:03 > 0:28:05- Richard? - We're about to show you five people

0:28:05 > 0:28:09who are in their seventies as of October 2012.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11Can you name the most obscure of these five?

0:28:11 > 0:28:14OK, thanks, let's reveal our famous septuagenarians and here they are.

0:28:14 > 0:28:15We have got...

0:28:31 > 0:28:34There they are - five famous septuagenarians.

0:28:34 > 0:28:38Natalee and Daniel, you've played best throughout the show, so you go first.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41- DANIEL WHISPERS- Is it? Are you positive?

0:28:41 > 0:28:44NATALEE AND DANIEL CONFER

0:28:49 > 0:28:53Well, we think we know three, but we're going to go with...

0:28:53 > 0:28:56I think we'll go for A - Chuck Norris.

0:28:56 > 0:29:01A - Chuck Norris, say Natalee and Daniel. Chuck Norris.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04Now, Matt and Grace, the board is yours.

0:29:04 > 0:29:08You can talk us through all of them if you like.

0:29:08 > 0:29:15- MATT:- I think B is Diana Rigg. - GRACE:- That's our unsure one. - C is Barry Humphries.

0:29:15 > 0:29:23D is...Jane Fonda? And E is Harrison Ford.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25I think we're going to have to go C.

0:29:25 > 0:29:30- OK, we'll go for C - Barry Humphries.- C, Barry Humphries, say Matt and Grace.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33So we have Chuck Norris versus Barry Humphries.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35- That's a fight I'd like to see! - Yeah, no kidding!

0:29:35 > 0:29:38- You could sell tickets for that, couldn't you?- Oh, yeah.

0:29:38 > 0:29:40OK, Natalee and Daniel said Chuck Norris.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43Let's see if that's right for A and how many of our 100 people said it.

0:29:45 > 0:29:46It's right.

0:29:51 > 0:29:5226.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55APPLAUSE

0:29:57 > 0:30:02Now then, Matt and Grace, you've gone for Barry Humphries for C.

0:30:02 > 0:30:05Let's see if that's right and how many people said Barry Humphries.

0:30:06 > 0:30:07It's right.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11But will it beat 26? Down it goes.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13Yes, it will! Look at that!

0:30:13 > 0:30:1514 for Barry Humphries!

0:30:15 > 0:30:17APPLAUSE

0:30:17 > 0:30:21Very well done, Matt and Grace. After one question, you are up 1-0.

0:30:21 > 0:30:23- Richard?- Two good answers there.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26Barry Humphries, better known as Dame Edna Everage.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28- They're very well preserved! - Particularly Chuck Norris!

0:30:28 > 0:30:31- Look at that hair!- Look at that!

0:30:31 > 0:30:36I'm not entirely sure it's all his, and certainly not the colour.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38You'd think he's doing very well at 70 to have that.

0:30:38 > 0:30:42He was the world middleweight karate champion in 1968, Chuck Norris.

0:30:42 > 0:30:46I had no idea! So the fight with Barry would be amazing!

0:30:46 > 0:30:50- Of course, he's a Cumbrian wrestler. - Is that right?- Yeah.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52I think it might be over quite quickly.

0:30:52 > 0:30:57Let's do the bottom two first before we get onto B. D is Jane Fonda.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59Quite a big scorer though, would have scored 52.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02E, the biggest scorer of all, unsurprisingly, Harrison Ford,

0:31:02 > 0:31:05also looking good. He would have scored you 67.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08Now, B, you did well to avoid because it's not Diana Rigg.

0:31:08 > 0:31:13- Do you know that? Eileen Atkins, yeah.- Eileen Atkins.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15That would have scored 3 points, the best answer there.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17Well done if you said that.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20Thank you very much, Richard. OK, here comes your second question.

0:31:20 > 0:31:24Natalee and Daniel, you have to win this to stay in the game. Best of luck. It concerns...

0:31:28 > 0:31:30- Richard?- We'll give you a list of clues

0:31:30 > 0:31:32about facts about the Watergate Scandal.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35- Can you pick the most obscure of these?- Thanks, Richard.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37OK, let's reveal our five clues to

0:31:37 > 0:31:40facts about the Watergate Scandal and here they are. We have got...

0:31:55 > 0:31:57I'll read those all one more time.

0:32:09 > 0:32:13There we are - five clues to facts about the Watergate Scandal.

0:32:13 > 0:32:15Matt and Grace, you go first this time.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17THEY WHISPER

0:32:17 > 0:32:22- You know all of them, right? Do you know all of them?- Not all, no.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25You just go for whatever you think is right, I trust you completely.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27OK, em, I think...

0:32:27 > 0:32:31I know the odd few, but I think we'll go for the code-name

0:32:31 > 0:32:34of Mark Felt, the source that leaked the details to the press.

0:32:34 > 0:32:38- I think that was Deep Throat. - Deep Throat, OK.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42Deep Throat say Matt and Grace. Natalee and Daniel?

0:32:42 > 0:32:48We don't know the top one. The US President was Richard Nixon.

0:32:48 > 0:32:53I'd guess the city would be Washington DC.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56Em...I think it's going to take some to break that code-name,

0:32:56 > 0:33:01so we'll go for the year, which I think could be 1974.

0:33:01 > 0:33:051974, say Natalee and Daniel, the year in which it occurred.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08OK, Matt and Grace have gone for Deep Throat.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said Deep Throat.

0:33:14 > 0:33:15Absolutely right.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22- 20. - APPLAUSE

0:33:26 > 0:33:28Natalee and Daniel have said 1974.

0:33:28 > 0:33:31Let's see if that's right for the year in which the break-in occurred.

0:33:31 > 0:33:341974 - how many people said it if it's right?

0:33:37 > 0:33:39Ooh, bad luck, Natalee and Daniel.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41An incorrect answer, which means, Matt and Grace,

0:33:41 > 0:33:45after only two questions, you are through to final, 2-0.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47- Very well done. Richard? - Unlucky, Natalee and Daniel.

0:33:47 > 0:33:52Nixon did resign in 1974, but the break-in was in 1972.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55It would have scored you 12 points.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57The President who resigned - the biggest score there -

0:33:57 > 0:33:59is Richard Nixon, of course.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03That would have scored 72 points, rather aptly.

0:34:03 > 0:34:04Do you know the last time

0:34:04 > 0:34:06a Republican won a presidential election

0:34:06 > 0:34:07without a Nixon or a Bush

0:34:07 > 0:34:10on the ticket as President or Vice President?

0:34:10 > 0:34:11It was 1928.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16- Isn't that amazing?- Really? - There you go.- Wow!

0:34:16 > 0:34:19And the city in which the Watergate Complex is located

0:34:19 > 0:34:23is Washington DC. That would have scored 44 points.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25And the acronym is the best answer on the board.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27It was the Committee To Re-Elect The President,

0:34:27 > 0:34:32which is the aptly named CREEP. That would have scored you 1 point.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34So the losing pair, I'm afraid,

0:34:34 > 0:34:38at the end of our head-to-head is Natalee and Daniel.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40You performed so well throughout the whole show

0:34:40 > 0:34:43and then were steam rollered by Matt and Grace. Look at that!

0:34:43 > 0:34:47- 2-0!- Yeah, worthy winners. - Very worthy winners.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49Anyway, we will see you again next time

0:34:49 > 0:34:51and I'm certain you will do as well, if not better, then.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54- Thanks very much for playing, Natalee and Daniel.- Thank you.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56APPLAUSE

0:34:56 > 0:34:59But for Matt and Grace it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05Oh, Matt and Grace, congratulations!

0:35:05 > 0:35:07You've fought off all the competition

0:35:07 > 0:35:09- and won our coveted Pointless trophy.- Whoo!

0:35:14 > 0:35:16You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:35:16 > 0:35:19and at the end of today's show, in case you need reminding,

0:35:19 > 0:35:21the jackpot stands at £18,000.

0:35:21 > 0:35:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:35:25 > 0:35:27You have done so, so well.

0:35:27 > 0:35:31We had four brand-new pairs at the beginning of this show,

0:35:31 > 0:35:33all of them very strong, a really strong showing.

0:35:33 > 0:35:35You have come through with flying colours,

0:35:35 > 0:35:38so very, very well done indeed. The rules are very simple.

0:35:38 > 0:35:41To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43Do that and you'll be taking home £18,000.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46Firstly, you've got to choose a category

0:35:46 > 0:35:48and here ar your five choices.

0:35:48 > 0:35:49They are...

0:35:57 > 0:36:00I think Movie Stars.

0:36:00 > 0:36:06- You go ahead.- Movie Stars, please. - We're going to go Movie Stars.- Yeah.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09OK, best of luck. Let's find out what the question is.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name

0:36:12 > 0:36:18as many Colin Farrell films as they could. Richard?

0:36:18 > 0:36:21We're looking for any feature film made for cinema release

0:36:21 > 0:36:25for which Colin Farrell received an acting credit up to October 2012, please.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28As always, no TV films, short films or documentaries,

0:36:28 > 0:36:29but voice performances do count.

0:36:29 > 0:36:32You've played brilliantly. Best of luck in this round.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34One answer we won't accept is Seven Psychopaths,

0:36:34 > 0:36:37which was released after we did our polling.

0:36:38 > 0:36:42OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers,

0:36:42 > 0:36:44and all you need to win that £18,000 jackpot

0:36:44 > 0:36:47is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49- Are you ready?- Yes.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Your time starts now.

0:36:53 > 0:36:57- Have you got something? In Bruges? - Minority Report.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00Minority Report, they're the two I can think of.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03Erm, In Bruges, Minority Report...

0:37:03 > 0:37:05- Erm... Phone Booth.- Yep.

0:37:05 > 0:37:10- Em, he did a remake of Total Recall. - OK, yeah.- Erm...

0:37:10 > 0:37:17- I... I just can't think. - Erm... Em...

0:37:17 > 0:37:21- There's a load more, but they're just not coming to me.- I know.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23Anything further back? Can you think of anything?

0:37:23 > 0:37:26Was he in something after Ballykissangel?

0:37:26 > 0:37:29Was he in anything...? I can't think of anything at all, to be honest.

0:37:29 > 0:37:35What about anything...? Anything more recently?

0:37:35 > 0:37:40I've got a weird feeling he was in a film about football a while back,

0:37:40 > 0:37:42- but I can't remember. - If he was, I can't...

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Ten seconds left.

0:37:44 > 0:37:48- What are we going for?- Minority Report is our number-one answer.

0:37:48 > 0:37:53- In Bruges. Phone Booth?- Yep. Total Recall! Total Recall!

0:37:53 > 0:37:57OK, there's time. We were looking for Colin Farrell films.

0:37:57 > 0:38:01- I now need your three answers. - We said Total Recall.- Total Recall.

0:38:01 > 0:38:05- The remake of Total Recall, yeah. - Minority Report.- Minority Report.

0:38:05 > 0:38:10- And...In Bruges?- Yeah, In Bruges. - And In Bruges.

0:38:10 > 0:38:11OK, there are your answers.

0:38:11 > 0:38:15Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:15 > 0:38:19I would think, because he probably wasn't the main star in it,

0:38:19 > 0:38:23- I would say Minority Report. - OK, Minority Report we put last.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26- Which is your least likely? - In Bruges.- In Bruges, probably.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28In Bruges we'll put first.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31OK, let's put those up on the board in that order and here they are. We have got...

0:38:34 > 0:38:37So we're looking for Colin Farrell films.

0:38:37 > 0:38:41In Bruges was your least confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44Remember, you only have to find one pointless answer

0:38:44 > 0:38:45to win that jackpot - £18,000.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48Let's find out how many people said In Bruges.

0:38:50 > 0:38:51It's right.

0:38:54 > 0:38:55OK, down it falls,

0:38:55 > 0:38:57into the forties, into the thirties.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00If this takes you down to zero, you leave immediately with £18,000.

0:39:00 > 0:39:01Still going down. 11.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03APPLAUSE

0:39:05 > 0:39:0611.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10OK, so obviously not a pointless answer,

0:39:10 > 0:39:13which means you only have two more chances to win that jackpot.

0:39:13 > 0:39:17Now, Grace, £18,000. Let's just think.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20You might be leaving with that in a few minutes.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22What would be the first thing you'd do with it?

0:39:22 > 0:39:24We're going to India next year,

0:39:24 > 0:39:28so I'm planning a massive thing there, so that would be good.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31Then the rest of it we'd put towards getting a house,

0:39:31 > 0:39:34- which is just our long-term goal. - Very good.

0:39:34 > 0:39:39- Matt, anything else you'd like to add to that?- Er... Oooh...

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Maybe another set of golf clubs.

0:39:41 > 0:39:43LAUGHTER

0:39:43 > 0:39:45OK, now we're looking for Colin Farrell films.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Let's hope one of your two remaining answers

0:39:47 > 0:39:49will win that jackpot for you.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51Your second answer was Total Recall.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53This has to be pointless to win,

0:39:53 > 0:39:56so for £18,000 let's see how many people said Total Recall.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01It's also right.

0:40:01 > 0:40:05Well, In Bruges took us down to 11.

0:40:05 > 0:40:09Total Recall...going down.

0:40:09 > 0:40:10Ooh, 16!

0:40:10 > 0:40:15APPLAUSE

0:40:17 > 0:40:2116. Turns out quite a few people had recall of that.

0:40:21 > 0:40:27Now, everything is riding on your last answer - Minority Report.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29You thought this was a while back and he wasn't a main part in it,

0:40:29 > 0:40:33so you're hoping our 100 people will have overlooked

0:40:33 > 0:40:35Colin Farrell's role in there.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40OK, let's see - Minority Report.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42This is your last shot at that jackpot.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44For £18,000 it has to be pointless.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47How many people said Minority Report?

0:40:50 > 0:40:54OK, well, down it goes. In Bruges took us all the way down to 11.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Total Recall took us down to 16.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59Minority Report still going down. Down it goes.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02Past In Bruges, still going... Oh, 6!

0:41:02 > 0:41:04GROANING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:09 > 0:41:14Oh, bad luck, Matt and Grace. A great answer - 6.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16But unfortunately not a pointless answer

0:41:16 > 0:41:19and it's Monte Carlo or bust on this one, I'm afraid.

0:41:19 > 0:41:23I'm afraid that means you don't win today's jackpot of £18,000, which rolls over onto the next show,

0:41:23 > 0:41:26but you've been superb contestants and you do, of course,

0:41:26 > 0:41:29get to take home our Pointless trophy, so well done.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31APPLAUSE

0:41:37 > 0:41:39I genuinely had a feeling you were going to win,

0:41:39 > 0:41:40so I'm very, very sorry.

0:41:40 > 0:41:43There's nine pointless answers so let's take a look at them.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47There's American Outlaws - 2001 Western.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Cassandra's Dream - the Woody Allen film.

0:41:49 > 0:41:52Drinking Crude also a pointless answer.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55Ordinary Decent Criminal he made in 2000 with Kevin Spacey.

0:41:55 > 0:41:58Pride And Glory he made with Ed Norton.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01He plays a photojournalist in Shell Shock.

0:42:01 > 0:42:03The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus,

0:42:03 > 0:42:06the Terry Gilliam film with Johnny Depp, all sorts of people in that.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08The War Zone, the Tim Roth directed film.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11And alongside Cate Blanchett in Veronica Guerin,

0:42:11 > 0:42:14Cate Blanchett playing Veronica Guerin in that film.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17All those pointless answers would have won you £18,000.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20Very well done if anyone got any of those at home.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22- Ooh, it sounds like you knew some of those.- Yeah.- Oh, no!

0:42:22 > 0:42:26Cassandra's Dream is the only Woody Allen film I haven't seen, as well.

0:42:29 > 0:42:30Do you want to see it now?

0:42:30 > 0:42:32LAUGHTER

0:42:32 > 0:42:37- I tell you who's in that - Colin Farrell!- Yeah, he's good!

0:42:37 > 0:42:38Very memorable in that.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41Well, unfortunately, Matt and Grace, we have to say goodbye to you,

0:42:41 > 0:42:43but it's been wonderful having you.

0:42:43 > 0:42:46Thank you both so much for playing so well.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49APPLAUSE

0:42:49 > 0:42:52Sadly, Matt and Grace didn't win our jackpot today, which means

0:42:52 > 0:42:56it rolls over onto the next show when we will be playing for £19,000.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:58 > 0:43:00Join us to see if someone can win it.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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