0:00:23 > 0:00:26Thank you very much. I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29the quiz show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Now, let's meet today's players.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39- And our first couple?- Hi, I'm Hilary. This is my son, Sean.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41We're both from Chippenham in Wiltshire,
0:00:41 > 0:00:43although Sean currently lives in Preston.
0:00:43 > 0:00:48I'm a retired nurse who used to work with transgender patients.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- On to our next pair. - Hi, I'm Lewis. This is Tanya.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- We're a couple from Bradford. - On to our next pair.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hi, I'm Judy, this is my friend Mary.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59We're both from Plymouth in Devon.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03I volunteer in a donkey sanctuary near Plymouth.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04And our final pair.
0:01:04 > 0:01:09Hi, I'm Mick, this is my son Mike. We're from Southend-on-Sea.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Fabulous. These are our contestants.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13APPLAUSE
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Thank you. We'll be finding out more about you as the show goes on.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20There's only one person left for me to introduce.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22He's like a question mark in a suit.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Must be a nightmare for him to buy suits.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hi.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- Afternoon.- Afternoon to you. - Are you well?- Very well.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40We've got four new pairs today, haven't we? A rare occasion, doesn't happen very often.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Should be an absolute cracker.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46And one of our contestants today is a boxing MC. Can you guess who it is?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51One of our contestants is a boxing... I haven't...
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- I have an inkling. Let's see. - I'll give you one clue.- Yeah?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56It's not Hilary.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Ah...
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Should be a cracker, shouldn't it? - Excellent. Looking forward to it.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Now, all our questions at Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12All our contestants need to do is find the obscure answers our 100 people did not get.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Now, what everyone is trying to do is find a pointless answer
0:02:14 > 0:02:16that none of our 100 people gave.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Nobody won the jackpot last time, so today's jackpot starts off...
0:02:24 > 0:02:26at £5,000. There we are.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29APPLAUSE
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40OK. In this round, I'll take an answer from each of you.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42There is to be no conferring.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Whichever pair has the highest score will be eliminated, so try and make sure that's not you.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48OK, our first category today is...
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Can you all deciding your pairs who is going to go first, who is going to go second.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:03:11 > 0:03:14..as they could. Words ending in T-I-A-L. Richard.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19Yeah, any word which has its own entry in the Oxford dictionary of English that ends -TIAL.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21As always, no proper nouns or hyphenated words.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Very best of luck. Quite a few on this list.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- Let's see how well you do at home. - Now then, Sean.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- You live up in Preston?- Yes, I do. - So what's taking you up there?
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- I went there to go to university. - What did you study up there?
0:03:34 > 0:03:39- I studied sports journalism.- Very good. What is your favourite sport?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Football. It was just football journalism.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46- I say sports, I don't really know any other sports!- OK.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Well, I should let you think a little bit.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54- I'm going to say substantial. - Substantial, says Sean.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Let's see if it is right, and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00It's right.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Not bad at all, Sean. Very well done.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10APPLAUSE
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Six for substantial.- Yeah, could be a low-scoring round, this one.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18There are so many words on the list that none of them scoring a huge amount. Yes, substantial.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- You know what substantial means, don't you?- I have an inkling.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Tanya, how long have you and Lewis been going out?- Two years.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- How did you meet?- Oh, well...
0:04:28 > 0:04:31HE LAUGHS
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Oh, God. Really?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I tell you what, I'm going to down settle back and enjoy this.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Go on, Tanya.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43We had mutual friends and we were out in a bar one night
0:04:43 > 0:04:46and Lewis came to talk to me and he was like, how are you?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50And he was like, I'm a footballer.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54I was like, oh, really? He made out that he played for Birmingham FC.
0:04:54 > 0:04:59- Just the youth squad.- Oh, yes, fine(!) One step at a time, Lewis.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Under the name of George Phillips. - Does that work?- Apparently.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Going up to someone, saying would you like a drink, kind of thing,
0:05:06 > 0:05:09and then lying about who you are?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- It must only work on me! - Evidently, it works. OK.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Well, a word ending in -TIAL is what we are after.
0:05:17 > 0:05:23I'm not too sure on the last -TIAL spelling, but, credential?
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Credential, says Tanya. Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many people said it.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Absolutely right.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Very, very well done indeed - one!
0:05:40 > 0:05:45- Good work. One point for Tanya. - Well played, Tanya. Very good start.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49A qualification showing your suitability for something.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53But Lewis' credentials were dubious, would be a way to use that word.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56George Phillips, has he ever played for Birmingham?
0:05:56 > 0:06:00George Phillips, I'll have a little look.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Wanted by Bradford Police...
0:06:04 > 0:06:05OK.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Mary, how have you been preparing for Pointless?
0:06:08 > 0:06:12I have been studying on the internet things I'm not very good at,
0:06:12 > 0:06:18like film stars and American presidents, Australia presidents...
0:06:18 > 0:06:21You were telling me before that you have been studying Liam Neeson?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Yes, I didn't even know what he looked like until I went on the internet.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28So I thought, I'll pick out something about him and maybe I'll be lucky and it will come up.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33That's good. Round two is what does Liam Neeson looked like? So that is...
0:06:33 > 0:06:38- that is handy.- I still don't know! - Good round. Do you like words rounds?
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- I love words.- Excellent. Well, have you got a good one ending -TIAL?
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Well, I hope so. Palatial.- Palatial says Mary, let's see if it's right.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Let's see how many people said it. Palatial.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52It's right.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Six!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Great score, Mary. Six for palatial.- Well played, Mary.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10Another very low score. It's going to be a cracking round, I think. Yes, resembling a palace.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Now, then. Mike.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15What would be your perfect category, Mike?
0:07:15 > 0:07:20- Anything to do with boxing, I think. - You have been a boxer?- I have done.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- No longer, you are saying? - I stopped about five years ago.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- About five years ago. What do you do now, Mike?- I work in IT now.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30Very good. Have you had long enough to think of a -TIAL-ending word?
0:07:30 > 0:07:35I have. If it's spelt right. Circumstantial.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Circumstantial, if you please.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Good word.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44OK, let's see if it's right, and let's see how many of our 100 people said circumstantial.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Absolutely right.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Five.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Good score.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Five for circumstantial.- Well played, Mike, another good score.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Pointing indirectly to someone's guilt but not necessarily proving it.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Thanks very much. We're halfway through the round.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14One is very much our best score in that pass, Tanya, very well done.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Then we go up to five, where we find Mike and Mick.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Then six, where Judy and Mary and Hilary and Sean are.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Yes, it's all very very close. The very best of luck to you.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27We're coming back down the line now. Can the second players take their places at the podium.
0:08:30 > 0:08:35OK. So we are looking for words ending in -TIAL. Now then, Mick.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37What do you do?
0:08:37 > 0:08:41I'm a health and safety manager for a large scaffolding company.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45What do you do in your spare time? Maybe I'm prying?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- Maybe he can't tell me that? - Maybe he can't tell you what he does in his spare time?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Well, yes, because if maybe it would ruin... I've got to guess who is the boxing MC.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58It would only ruin it in the unlikely event that Mick is the boxing MC.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Which I don't think he is.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Who is it between, in your head?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Judy and Mick, if I'm honest.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08You're going to have to go for one or the other.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12OK. Mick, what do you do in your spare time?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- I'm a boxing MC.- Yes!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17APPLAUSE
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh, fantastic!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Do you have a boxing MC voice?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Yeah, I can put one on. - What is your voice?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Go on, announce a bout between me and Richard. - If you announce a bout between us,
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- we will then fight for 15 three-minute rounds.- I can't.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Put me on the spot.- Oh, I'm sorry.
0:09:35 > 0:09:41- I tell you what, if you don't win this show, and you're in the next show, maybe you can do it then.- OK.
0:09:41 > 0:09:47They can't win this show. Mick, have you got a good word ending -TIAL?
0:09:47 > 0:09:52- I have, yes. Partial. - OK, partial. You're on five.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55The high scorers on six, Judy and Mary, and Hilary and Sean.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58That means you want to be scoring a pointless answer to be sure
0:09:58 > 0:10:00of staying in the game.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Let's see if it's right, and let's see how many of our 100 people said partial.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06It's right!
0:10:17 > 0:10:22Wow! 27 for partial. Who would have thought? Takes your total up to 32.
0:10:22 > 0:10:27- Richard?- Yes, a big score isn't it? 27. Existing only in part.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32- You should never send your Christmas present by PARTIAL FORCE.- Judy.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Hi, there.- Now, what do you do at the donkey sanctuary?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Basically, riding for the disabled and we also take the donkeys
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- out to residential homes to meet the residents as well.- Lovely.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- How many donkeys have you got? - Got about 16 at the moment.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Love donkeys.- If you come back on the show, will you bring a donkey with you?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Oh, they've got to come back! Bring a donkey.- I've got Mary!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56AUDIENCE WINCES
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Now then, Judy. The highest scorers are now Mick and Mike on 32.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05You're on six, which means if you can score 25 or less,
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- you are through to the next round. - I'll be lucky!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Remember, we are looking for words ending in -TIAL.
0:11:12 > 0:11:17- Um... I'll go for initial.- Initial, says Judy. Here is your red line.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Get below that, through to the next round.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Let's see if it's right, let's see how many people said initial.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Absolutely right.
0:11:29 > 0:11:3037!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Wow! 37 takes your total up to 43.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- Yes, and Mick and Mike clamber back off the ropes there.- Yeah.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Initial, existing in the beginning. Initial.- Now, then.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47- Lewis, explain yourself. - I wouldn't say I am a sleaze.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50I know it seems like I'm coming across as one now,
0:11:50 > 0:11:52but at the time it was just a bit of fun.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Me and my friends, just having a laugh. That's not quite as bad.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01- And I did only say youth squad. I wasn't raking in the money. - That was fair enough, yeah!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Can you back it up, are you quite a tidy footballer?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I'm all right at five-a-side, I wouldn't put myself up
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- with the Birmingham squad. - Very good.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Well, you're on one, thanks to Tanya's brilliant answer.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14The highest scorers are Judy and Mary on 43.
0:12:14 > 0:12:19If you can score 41 or less, you're through to the next round.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Have you got a good word?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Um, I think I have a better one in my head,
0:12:22 > 0:12:24but I'm not going to risk it now.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- I'm going to play a bit tactical with impartial.- Impartial.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30We've had partial, you're going to go impartial.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32OK, here's your red line. Not too low.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Let's see if you can get below that red line with impartial.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38If you do, you're through to the next round. How many people said impartial?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42It's right!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45You've done it!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Down it goes, to eight. Very well done.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Takes your total up to nine.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Good work, Lewis, best score in this pass as well for your team.
0:12:56 > 0:13:02- Impartial, meaning treating all disputants equally.- Now then, Hilary.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04You were saying earlier that you are retired now
0:13:04 > 0:13:06but you were a transgender nurse?
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- Amongst other things, on a private patients' ward, yes.- Wow, yeah.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13And you nursed on some of the earliest transgender operations?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15It was the leading hospital at the time, around the world.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18What do you like to do now, Hilary?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21I do a lot of puzzling, reading,
0:13:21 > 0:13:26- I like to try and compile simple crossword puzzles.- There we are.
0:13:26 > 0:13:31- Now, you have had a nice bit of time to think about words ending in -TIAL.- I have.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34I have one in my head, I hope I haven't made it up.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Expedential.
0:13:36 > 0:13:41Expedential, says Hilary. Our high scorers on 43 are Judy and Mary.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45You're on six. Which means that you want to score 36 or less.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Here's your red line.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Get below that, you're through to the next round.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Let's see if expedential is right, and let's see how many people said it.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Oh, bad luck, Hilary!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, which means you score the maximum of 100 points.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05I'm very sorry. That takes your total up to 106. Richard.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Yeah, Hilary, it does sound like a word.- It's not a word, even?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- It's not a word, no. - I don't know where I got it from!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13That's why we're not accepting it.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18It sounds like exponential to me.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Which would have scored you two points.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Expedential, I'm afraid not. - Expedient...- That's what I thought.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- I thought...yeah. - There's lots of pointless answers.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32- I know you always have a little think on this.- Interstitial.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38- Interstitial would have scored you one point.- Oh, no!
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- That's all right, that's good! - It's all right...- Yeah.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44I wanted to add pretend bunny to that.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53Sean and Hilary's time here has been experiential. If nothing else.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Inconsequential and inessential.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Both of those would have been pointless answers.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03All of those would have been pointless.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10That's a bad start to a CV, by the way. If that's how your CV is starting.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15All sorts of pointless answers down there.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17But those were the most common amongst them.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Very well done if you got any of those pointless ones at home.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:15:21 > 0:15:26So, at the end of our first round, the pair who will be leaving us with their high score of 106,
0:15:26 > 0:15:28so sorry, Hilary and Sean, it's you!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Oh, it's OK. We'll be back. - Oh, yes, you'll be back.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34And you know what, Sean, you were the first out of the traps. Six, in fact.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Sean, can you remind me what your special subject is, as well?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Football.- Football. OK.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- You might want to close your eyes before Round Two starts.- Oh, no!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Anyway, we will see you again next time.
0:15:45 > 0:15:51We look forward to that very much. Meanwhile, thank you very much for playing. Hilary and Sean!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Now, sadly at the end of this round, another pair will be leaving us.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07I wonder which pair that is going to be? Lewis and Tanya,
0:16:07 > 0:16:12you did very, very well. Lovely low score there of nine in total.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Mike and Mick, did you think you were going to be leaving?
0:16:14 > 0:16:19- Until initial come out, yeah. - And Mary and Judy, still here as well.- Phew.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- Just.- Just.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Well, very, very best of luck to all of you in Round Two.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Our category is...
0:16:30 > 0:16:31International football.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Can you decide in your pairs whose going to go first and who is going to go second?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43And our question concerns...
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Fifa World Cup Golden Shoe winners and their national teams.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Fifa World Cup Golden Shoe winners and their national teams. Richard.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56On each pass we're going to show you the name of six footballers, all
0:16:56 > 0:17:00of whom have won the Golden Shoe, or the Golden Boot as it is often known,
0:17:00 > 0:17:01at a World Cup tournament.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03The player who scored the most goals at that tournament.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07All you need to do is tell us which teams of these men represented when they won that, please.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- It's going to be 12 in all to have a go at at home. Good luck.- OK.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14So we are looking for national football teams
0:17:14 > 0:17:17of these players who won the Golden Shoe.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19And we have got on our first board...
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I'll read those all one last time.
0:17:36 > 0:17:43- There we are. Six footballers. Oh, Tanya, you're not looking happy.- No!
0:17:43 > 0:17:46You've not met any of these in Bradford on a night out?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Now, as always, you're going to try and find the lowest scoring
0:17:53 > 0:17:56answer, a nice obscure national team for one of these footballers.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59What are you thinking?
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Er...
0:18:00 > 0:18:03I'll go for...
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Thomas Muller,
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Germany?- Sounds good!
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Thomas Muller, Germany, says Tanya.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Let's see if that's right and let's see how many of our 100 people knew that. Germany.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Absolutely right, Tanya. Well guessed.
0:18:20 > 0:18:2231.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Brilliant.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Germany.- Well done, Tanya. A good bit of detective work there.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35He scored five goals for Germany in the 2010 World Cup.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Now then, Judy.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42- How are we feeling about this board? - I haven't got a clue.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Have a bit of fun saying the names to yourself and see
0:18:45 > 0:18:46if anything springs to mind.
0:18:49 > 0:18:55Drazen Jerkovic... Whatever he's called. Um...
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I'll go for Hungary.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Drazen Jerkovic. You're going to say Hungary.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Hungary.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Ooh!
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Bad luck, Judy. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16That scores you the maximum of 100. I'm sorry.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Yeah, sorry, Judy. It's a good name for a Bond villain, not from Hungary, I'm afraid.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24- I'll give you the correct answer at the end of the pass.- Now then, Mike.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- I have a feeling this will be quite good for you.- Not at all.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- Oh, really?- No. I know nothing about football whatsoever.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- Oh, I thought you were going to tidy up here.- No.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- Um, it's going to have to be a guess.- OK.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Mario Kempes. Italy?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Mario Kempes, Italy, says Mike.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Let's see if it is right and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer. Italy.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Oh, no, bad luck, Mike. I'm afraid, another incorrect answer.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Scoring you 100 points. Richard.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Yeah, sorry, Mike, Mario Kempes scored six goals in 1978 for Argentina.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Argentina, I'm afraid, would have scored you 12 points.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Drazen Jerkovic, actually the best answer on the board,
0:20:07 > 0:20:11it's a very tough answer. It was from 1962 and he scored for Yugoslavia.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Very well done if you said that. It's the best answer up there.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Eusebio, one of the most famous footballers of all time,
0:20:16 > 0:20:21won the Golden Boot in 1966 for Portugal,
0:20:21 > 0:20:22would have scored you 23 points.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Ronaldo won it much more recently.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Ronaldo won it in 2002, scored eight goals for Brazil.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31That's the Brazilian Ronaldo, not the Portuguese one. 33 there.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34And Davor Suker is Croatian.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36He would have scored you seven points.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Well done if you got all of those.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Thanks very much, Richard. We're halfway through the round.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Let's look at the scores - both of them.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44LAUGHTER
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Tanya and Lewis, looking very strong indeed on 31,
0:20:47 > 0:20:49and then all the way up to 100,
0:20:49 > 0:20:52where we find Judy and Mary and Mike and Mick.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Quite a party going on at number 100.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57So yes, Mick and Mary, you're going to duke it out
0:20:57 > 0:20:59to see which stays and which leaves us at the end of the round.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Very best of luck. We'll come back down the line now.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09OK. We're going to put six more footballers on the board
0:21:09 > 0:21:11and here they come. We have got...
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I'll read those all one last time.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35There we are. Six footballers.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Remember, we are looking for the national teams
0:21:37 > 0:21:40for which these winners of the Golden Shoe played.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Mick, when you're doing your MCing,
0:21:42 > 0:21:44do you have a big frilly shirtfront?
0:21:44 > 0:21:47- Yeah.- Good.- Yeah, the old bow tie. Yeah.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Just a bit disappointed you're not wearing it today, but there we are.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Now then, Mick, you're joint high scorer on 100.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Well, there's one I'm pretty sure you'll know there.- Yeah. Yeah.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59You won't be going for that one.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02We're not big into football, but if I take the one we know,
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Gary Lineker, England.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Gary Lineker, England, says Mick
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- and you're hoping that's going to score less than 100 points.- Well...
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- They're next!- Yeah, I know. Good point. Very good point.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16There's no red line for you, as you are joint high scorers.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19You just have to hope that Gary Lineker and England take you down
0:22:19 > 0:22:21as far as they can on that column.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24OK, Gary Lineker. How many people said England?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Absolutely right.
0:22:28 > 0:22:3070! There you go.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32APPLAUSE
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Well done, Mick. Takes your total up to 170. Richard.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- That is lower than you'd expect, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41He scored six goals in 1986 to win the Golden Boot in that tournament.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Now then, Mary...
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- I don't know anything about football.- OK.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47I'm going to have a go
0:22:47 > 0:22:49at Paolo Rossi.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Just because the name looks Italian, I'll say Italy.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Paolo Rossi, Italy, says Mary.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57There is your red line.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00If you get below the red line, you are through to the next round.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Paolo Rossi, sounds pretty good for Italy. Is it right?
0:23:03 > 0:23:04How many people said Italy?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08- It's right.- Well done!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10And you are through to the next round.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Very, very well done, Mary.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Wow.
0:23:13 > 0:23:1433.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20133 is your total and you're in the head-to-head.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Very well done. Richard?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Yeah, that was a game of what nationality
0:23:23 > 0:23:26does Paolo Rossi sound like he is?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28You know, he's not Dutch, I'll tell you that.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31He won the Golden Boot in 1982, Paolo Rossi.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Lewis. You're through to the head-to-head. This is good news.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I have a feeling you're going to be quite good on this, though.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Take us to the board.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41I could've taken you through the last board.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44A lot more familiar names in that.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46I'm struggling on this one.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49For some reason I think Lato is Greek. Um...
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I would guess Salenko is Ukraine.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56I've heard of Kocsis, but I've just heard of him.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58So I'll probably go for Lato and Greece.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01You're going to go with Grzegorz Lato, Greece?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Let's see if that's right,
0:24:03 > 0:24:05and, if it is, let's see how any people said it.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Bad luck, incorrect. Couldn't matter less, though.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 131
0:24:13 > 0:24:15but you are through to the head-to-head anyhow.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- So, Richard?- Sorry, Lewis, scored seven goals in 1974 for Poland.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Well done if you said that. Lato would have scored you 6 points.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26The man who scored the most goals in a World Cup final Just Fontaine,
0:24:26 > 0:24:29scored 13 for France.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30He would have scored you 12.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Oleg Salenko scored six goals, scored five goals against Cameroon
0:24:34 > 0:24:37in a World Cup final for Russia.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38That would have scored you 7.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Sandor Kocsis, Judy, if you'd been the other way round,
0:24:40 > 0:24:43it would have been a perfect answer cos he's Hungarian.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Hungary the answer there, 9 points.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47The best answer on that board is Lato, for 6 points.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- Notice how I stay off the Christian name there?- Yeah.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- "Jiggosh"?- How are you saying that?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- "Jiggosh."- "Jiggosh"? Are you sure?
0:24:55 > 0:24:56No, no idea.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58LAUGHTER
0:24:58 > 0:25:00There we are. OK. Thanks, Richard.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02At the end of Round Two, the pair with a highest score
0:25:02 > 0:25:05who'll be leaving us, I'm afraid, it's Mick and Mike.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Bad luck. I thought you were just going to brilliant at that!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- No, not football.- Well, I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to you.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12The good news is we'll see you again next time.
0:25:12 > 0:25:17The better news is you're going to do an MC introduction for us. Yes!
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Thanks very much for playing. Mick and Mike, great contestants.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21APPLAUSE
0:25:21 > 0:25:25For the remaining two pairs, things get more exciting as we enter the head-to-head.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29APPLAUSE
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Well, congratulations Lewis and Tanya, Mary and Judy.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35You are now only one round away from the final
0:25:35 > 0:25:37and a chance to play for our jackpot,
0:25:37 > 0:25:39which currently stands at £5,000.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Now, obviously only one pair can go through to the final
0:25:45 > 0:25:47and play for that money.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48To decide which pair it is going to be,
0:25:48 > 0:25:50you are now going to go head-to-head.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53This time, you're allowed to confer.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Now then, Lewis and Tanya, you've done incredibly well.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02In fact, that last round, the Football round, Lewis,
0:26:02 > 0:26:04- Tanya really knew her stuff. - LAUGHTER
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Mary, Judy, how will you feeling it's gone?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Fluke. Just a fluke.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11You've done it, though. You've made it through this far
0:26:11 > 0:26:13and anything can happen in the head-to-head.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Very, very best of luck to both pairs.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Let's play the head-to-head.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19APPLAUSE
0:26:22 > 0:26:24OK, here comes your first question.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25And it concerns...
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Fathers Of The House, Richard?
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Fathers Of The House is the term you give to the MP
0:26:33 > 0:26:35who's sat in the House of Commons longest.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Been various definitions over the years,
0:26:36 > 0:26:38but that's basically what it means.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40We'll show you five photographs of MPs
0:26:40 > 0:26:42who've been Fathers Of The House.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45I have to warn you, before we start, we've got three ladies here -
0:26:45 > 0:26:47I know an awful lot of ladies watching at home
0:26:47 > 0:26:50and in the audience, some of these guys are HOT.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52LAUGHTER Hoo!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- Yeah.- OK. Forewarned is forearmed.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Let's reveal our five Fathers Of The House. Here they are.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00We have got...
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Tsss!
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Hubba-hubba!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11LAUGHTER
0:27:22 > 0:27:26There they are, five Fathers Of The House.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Lewis and Tanya, you've played best throughout the show so far,
0:27:29 > 0:27:30so you get to go first.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- I've no idea on any of them. - Churchill, I'd say.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- Which one's that?- D.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Go on, you can go for it. I think we've got nothing on the others.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43It's going to have to be D, Winston Churchill.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45D, Winston Churchill.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49OK, Mary and Judy, talk us through the board.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52A is Ted Heath.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54C is James Callaghan.
0:27:54 > 0:27:58We think is E might be Rab Butler, but we're not sure.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00So we'll go for C, James Callaghan.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02C, James Callaghan?
0:28:02 > 0:28:06So Lewis and Tanya went with D, Winston Churchill.
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Let's see if that's right
0:28:07 > 0:28:09and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people
0:28:09 > 0:28:11said D was Winston Churchill.
0:28:14 > 0:28:1591.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Nine people didn't recognise that person.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21LAUGHTER
0:28:22 > 0:28:26Mary and Judy have said that C is James Callaghan.
0:28:26 > 0:28:27Let's see if that is right
0:28:27 > 0:28:30and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said James Callaghan.
0:28:32 > 0:28:33Well done.
0:28:35 > 0:28:37- 46. - APPLAUSE
0:28:39 > 0:28:4046. Very well done, Mary and Judy.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43After one question you are up 1-0. Richard?
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Well played, Mary and Judy.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Good answer. You were right about Edward Heath as well.
0:28:47 > 0:28:51He would have scored more points though - he would have scored you 70.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54B, he was Leader of the House and 2005 until 2010,
0:28:54 > 0:28:57the Labour politician Alan Williams.
0:28:57 > 0:29:01He would have been a pointless answer, so well done if you said him.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03He would have been a great answer.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06E, you were right as well, it would have been a terrific answer.
0:29:06 > 0:29:08You won the point anyway, but it is Rab Butler.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Absolutely right and that would have scored you 7 points.
0:29:10 > 0:29:14The Fathers Of The House Calendar 2013 is now in all good shops.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16LAUGHTER
0:29:16 > 0:29:20I recommend you take a cold bath before you look at June.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22LAUGHTER
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Here comes your second question.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27Lewis and Tanya, you've got to win this one to stay in the game.
0:29:27 > 0:29:28Best of luck. It concerns...
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Films With Animals In The Title, Richard?
0:29:34 > 0:29:36We're going to show you the names of five films
0:29:36 > 0:29:39which have animals in the title, but we've left out the animal.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Fill in the gaps and give us the most obscure answer.
0:29:41 > 0:29:45OK, let's reveal our five films with the animal missing from their title.
0:29:45 > 0:29:46And we have got...
0:29:59 > 0:30:01I'll read them all one more time, without the dates.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10Five film titles with animals missing from the title.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Mary and Judy, you go first this time.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16- WHISPERING:- Gorillas In The Mist? - Yeah.
0:30:16 > 0:30:17And Reservoir Dogs.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- Shall we go for Gorillas In the Mist?- Yeah.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23We'll go for Gorillas In The Mist.
0:30:23 > 0:30:27Gorillas In the Mist say Mary and Judy, Gorillas In The Mist.
0:30:27 > 0:30:31Lewis and Tanya, talk us through the board and pick one.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34I think we've got Chicken Run, The Mighty Ducks,
0:30:34 > 0:30:36Big Fish and Reservoir Dogs.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40I'm not 100% about The Mighty Ducks.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44It's whether to go for Reservoir Dogs or Big Fish.
0:30:44 > 0:30:45- WHISPERS:- Big Fish.
0:30:45 > 0:30:49- We'll go for Big Fish.- Big Fish, say Lewis and Tanya. Big Fish.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52So, Mary and Judy went for Gorillas In The Mist.
0:30:52 > 0:30:53Let's see if that's right, and, if it is,
0:30:53 > 0:30:57let's see how many of our 100 people said Gorillas In The Mist.
0:30:58 > 0:30:59It's right.
0:31:01 > 0:31:0373.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05APPLAUSE
0:31:08 > 0:31:10Lewis and Tanya have gone for Big Fish.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13Let's see if that is right. If it is, how many people said it?
0:31:13 > 0:31:15This is the question you have to win to stay in the game.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19It's right. Will it go lower than 73?
0:31:19 > 0:31:20Yes, it will.
0:31:22 > 0:31:23Oh, good answer.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25- Look at that, 2!- Wow!
0:31:25 > 0:31:27APPLAUSE
0:31:27 > 0:31:30Very, very well done, Lewis and Tanya.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Big Fish, great answer.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34All of which means, after two questions, you are one apiece.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37- Very well done. Richard? - Well played, Lewis and Tanya.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40Tim Burton film, of course, Big Fish. Let's fill in the rest.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42You were right, Chicken Run.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45It would have scored you 30 points.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48The Mighty Ducks was correct. That would have scored you 24.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51You weren't certain whether to go for Big Fish or Reservoir Dogs.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Do you think Reservoir Dogs would score more than 2?
0:31:53 > 0:31:57- Quite considerably.- Reservoir Dogs scored as many as Winston Churchill.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00- It scored 91 points.- Wow.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Here comes your third question, the decider.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Our third question concerns...
0:32:12 > 0:32:13The Caribbean, Richard?
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Yeah, five clues to facts about the Caribbean Sea and its islands.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Very, very best of luck to both teams.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22OK. Let's reveal our five clues to facts about the Caribbean.
0:32:22 > 0:32:23Here they are. We have got...
0:32:39 > 0:32:41I'll read those all one last time.
0:32:52 > 0:32:56There we are. Lewis and Tanya, you go first this time.
0:32:56 > 0:32:57- WHISPERING:- I don't know any of these.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59It's Trinidad and Tobago.
0:33:02 > 0:33:06We're going to go with the island which forms a nation with Trinidad
0:33:06 > 0:33:08and...Tobago?
0:33:08 > 0:33:11Tobago, you're going to say? Tobago.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14Now, Mary and Judy...
0:33:14 > 0:33:17- talk us through the board. - Wish we could!
0:33:18 > 0:33:20We'll have a go at, um...
0:33:21 > 0:33:25..the self-governing territory, just a guess at Puerto Rico.
0:33:25 > 0:33:29Puerto Rico, you're going to say? We have Tobago and Puerto Rico.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31Lewis and Tanya have gone with Tobago
0:33:31 > 0:33:33as the island which forms and a nation with Trinidad.
0:33:33 > 0:33:34Let's see if that's right
0:33:34 > 0:33:37and, if it is, let's see how many people said that. Tobago.
0:33:39 > 0:33:40It's right.
0:33:42 > 0:33:4360.
0:33:43 > 0:33:45APPLAUSE
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Now, Puerto Rico, say Mary and Judy,
0:33:49 > 0:33:53as the internally-governed US territory whose capital is San Juan.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Let's see if that's right. If it is, how many people said Puerto Rico?
0:33:58 > 0:33:59Absolutely right.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02And it wins you the point.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06Very well done. 16 for Puerto Rico.
0:34:08 > 0:34:12Mary and Judy, you are through to the final. Very, very well done.
0:34:12 > 0:34:142-1, the final score.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Well played, Mary and Judy, straight through to the final.
0:34:16 > 0:34:20Very well played. There's a pointless answer up there.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Let's take a look at a couple of the others first.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25Largest island country in the Caribbean, what do you think?
0:34:25 > 0:34:29- Jamaica?- It's not Jamaica. It's Cuba.- Oh, of course it is.
0:34:29 > 0:34:30Very well done if you said that at home.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32It would have scored 17 points.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34- Jamaican estate where Ian Fleming lived?- Goldeneye.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37Goldeneye, absolutely right. That would have scored you 11.
0:34:37 > 0:34:38Noel Coward also lived there.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41The channel which links it to the Gulf of Mexico is a pointless answer.
0:34:41 > 0:34:45It's the Yucatan Channel. Very well done if you said the Yucatan Channel.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48- Pointless. - Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:34:48 > 0:34:52Our losing pair at the end of the head-to-head is Lewis and Tanya.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55You've come all this way, you've done so well.
0:34:55 > 0:34:59And then you've come up against the behemoth that is Mary and Judy.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04So we say goodbye to you. But the good news is we'll see you next time
0:35:04 > 0:35:06when I am sure you'll do even better.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09Thanks so much for playing. Lewis and Tanya, great contestants.
0:35:09 > 0:35:10APPLAUSE
0:35:12 > 0:35:15But, for Mary and Judy, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:20 > 0:35:21Congratulations, Mary and Judy.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23You fought off all the competition
0:35:23 > 0:35:25and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £5,000.
0:35:42 > 0:35:43You said at the top of the show
0:35:43 > 0:35:46that you'd been studying very specifically Liam Neeson.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49You decided that's what you were going to study.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51I'm afraid he hasn't come up yet. Yet.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Well, that would be the icing on the cake.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55I tell you what, I think the spirit of Liam,
0:35:55 > 0:35:57he's has been a good mascot for you.
0:35:57 > 0:36:02First round, "initial" was one of your answers. Very high score.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05Then I think you said Hungary for Jerkovic in the second round,
0:36:05 > 0:36:07very high score.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09But through you came.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12Here you are, in the final round.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16- Any chance of Liam Neeson coming up? - Yeah, no.- Really?
0:36:16 > 0:36:18OK, the rules are very simple.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21To win the money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23Do that and you'll go home with that £5,000 jackpot.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25First you've got choose a category.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28You have these five choices to pick from. They are...
0:36:35 > 0:36:36..and Liam Neeson.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38LAUGHTER
0:36:38 > 0:36:40European Playwrights.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Which of those would you like?
0:36:43 > 0:36:47- The only one that makes any sense to me is Powerful People.- Yeah.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49We'll go for Powerful People.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52Powerful People. OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:36:52 > 0:36:56We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:36:56 > 0:37:02Forbes 100 Most Powerful Women as they could. Richard?
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Quite simply we're looking for any of the 100 people on the list
0:37:05 > 0:37:07of the 100 most powerful women in the world,
0:37:07 > 0:37:10compiled by the 2012 Forbes Magazine, please.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13There is no Liam Neeson on this list, I'm afraid.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15But very, very best of luck.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20All you need to win that £5,000 jackpot
0:37:20 > 0:37:24- is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?- Yes.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27Let's put 60 seconds on the clock, there they are.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Your time starts now.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32Indira Gandhi? Indira Gandhi?
0:37:32 > 0:37:36Yeah. How about, um... Hillary Clinton?
0:37:36 > 0:37:39- Jackie Onassis. - Yeah, Jackie Onassis.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42- They don't have to be alive, do they?- No.- Um...
0:37:44 > 0:37:46Who else is there?
0:37:48 > 0:37:49Women, women, women.
0:37:51 > 0:37:52We've got...
0:37:52 > 0:37:57We could go for Indira Gandhi, Jackie Onassis...
0:37:58 > 0:38:01..and Hillary Clinton? I can't really think of any.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03What about Margaret Thatcher?
0:38:03 > 0:38:05She was powerful in her time, wasn't she?
0:38:05 > 0:38:08- She was.- Influential, anyway.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11Who else do you think? Can you think of anybody else?
0:38:17 > 0:38:20- Any Americans that you can think of? - 10 seconds left.- No.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- Just go with those three. - It's the only three we've got.
0:38:23 > 0:38:27- Probably be people we've never heard of.- OK.
0:38:27 > 0:38:28OK, then. Yeah.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30OK? Time is up.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33We were looking for the Forbes 100 most powerful women.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36I now need your three answers.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39- Indira Gandhi.- Indira Gandhi.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42- Jackie Onassis. - Jackie Onassis.
0:38:42 > 0:38:43And...
0:38:43 > 0:38:45- Hillary Clinton. - And Hillary Clinton.
0:38:46 > 0:38:49Of those three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:38:51 > 0:38:54- Jackie Onassis.- OK, Jackie Onassis.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56OK, we'll put Jackie Onassis last.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59- And which is your least likely? - Hillary Clinton.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01Hillary Clinton, we'll put her first.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04OK, let's pop them up on the board in that order. Here they are.
0:39:04 > 0:39:05We have got...
0:39:09 > 0:39:12OK, we were looking for Forbes 100 most powerful women.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Your first answer was Hillary Clinton.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18This was your least confident shot at a pointless answer.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21You only have to find one pointless answer to win that jackpot.
0:39:21 > 0:39:26So, let's see. For £5,000, how many people said Hillary Clinton?
0:39:28 > 0:39:30It's right.
0:39:36 > 0:39:3737.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39APPLAUSE
0:39:39 > 0:39:41At least that's right.
0:39:41 > 0:39:4337 for Hillary Clinton.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45Unfortunately, not a pointless answer.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48You only have two more chances to win today's jackpot.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51If you won that £5,000, Mary, what would you do?
0:39:51 > 0:39:55I would probably put it towards
0:39:55 > 0:39:57a laptop for my husband.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00Because he's always hogging my computer.
0:40:00 > 0:40:01LAUGHTER
0:40:01 > 0:40:03Judy, how about you?
0:40:03 > 0:40:07I like driving different vehicles and things, so my ambition is to
0:40:07 > 0:40:11drive a Chieftain tank, so perhaps I might be able to put that money
0:40:11 > 0:40:15- towards finding a tank that's still in existence and... - Maybe get a Chieftain tank.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18- Might be able to buy one, yeah! - Maybe. Very best of luck.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Two more answers for you to win that jackpot with.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23We're looking for Forbes 100 most powerful women.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26Let's hope nobody said your next answer, Indira Gandhi.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28Again, this has to be correct
0:40:28 > 0:40:31and it has to be pointless to win that jackpot.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34For £5,000, let's see how many people said Indira Gandhi.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38Oh.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40- Surprise, surprise. - Bad luck, I'm afraid.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44That's an incorrect answer, which means you only have one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:40:44 > 0:40:48Everything is now riding on Jackie Onassis.
0:40:48 > 0:40:51We are looking for Forbes 100 most powerful women.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54You said this was your most confident shot at a pointless answer
0:40:54 > 0:40:56and it has to be right then pointless for you
0:40:56 > 0:40:58to win the jackpot. Let's find out.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01For £5,000, let's see how many people said Jackie Onassis.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07- Never mind.- Bad luck!
0:41:11 > 0:41:12I'm afraid you didn't manage to find
0:41:12 > 0:41:14that all-important pointless answer,
0:41:14 > 0:41:16so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £5,000,
0:41:16 > 0:41:19which rolls onto the next show, but you have been fantastic contestants.
0:41:19 > 0:41:23You do, of course, get to take home our Pointless trophy, so very, very well done.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30Unlucky. Good answer with the first one. The other two not on the list.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32It's an amazing list, if you want to go online
0:41:32 > 0:41:35and look at the Forbes 100 most powerful women in the world.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37Hillary Clinton number two on the list.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39Second most powerful woman in the world.
0:41:39 > 0:41:40Who's number one?
0:41:40 > 0:41:41Adele.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43LAUGHTER
0:41:44 > 0:41:47Angela Merkel was number one. Not a pointless answer, though.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50Let's take a look at some of those pointless answers.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53At the top, the president of Argentina,
0:41:53 > 0:41:54Cristina Fernandez De Kirchner,
0:41:54 > 0:41:57would have been a pointless answer, surprisingly.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Diane Von Furstenberg, fashion designer, Ellen DeGeneres,
0:41:59 > 0:42:01the US talk show host, comedienne.
0:42:01 > 0:42:05Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, the president of Liberia.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08Gisele Bundchen, who they say is the world's most powerful supermodel.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10That would be pretty good on a dating website, wouldn't it?
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Your first line,
0:42:12 > 0:42:14"Gisele, world's most powerful supermodel."
0:42:14 > 0:42:16LAUGHTER
0:42:16 > 0:42:20Ho Ching is married to the president of Singapore, a businesswoman.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23Marjorie Scardino, the CEO of Pearson, Miuccia Prada,
0:42:23 > 0:42:25who works at the Prada fashion label.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28And media mogul, Tina Brown. All of those pointless.
0:42:28 > 0:42:29There's other ones as well.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Genuinely a very interesting list to look at.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33- Unlucky, but very well played. - Thank you.- Thank you.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36Thanks very much. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Mary and Judy.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39It's been lovely having you here. Thank you for playing.
0:42:39 > 0:42:40And playing so well. Brilliant.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42APPLAUSE
0:42:44 > 0:42:47Nobody's won our jackpot today, which means it rolls over onto
0:42:47 > 0:42:50the next show where we'll be playing for £6,000.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52APPLAUSE
0:42:52 > 0:42:54Join us then to see if someone can win it.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
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