Episode 49

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0:00:14 > 0:00:16APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:25 > 0:00:29where the aim of the game is to score as few points as you can.

0:00:29 > 0:00:33You do that by coming up with answers that no-one else could think of.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Let's meet today's players.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38APPLAUSE

0:00:38 > 0:00:40And couple number one...

0:00:40 > 0:00:44I'm Alan and this is Donna, we're from Coventry and Donna's my partner.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Couple number two... - My name's Jackie, this is Julian,

0:00:47 > 0:00:49we're from Bournemouth and we're friends.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Couple number three... - Hi, I'm Sarah, this is my friend Sam

0:00:52 > 0:00:55and we're friends from Thirsk in North Yorkshire.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- And couple number four... - I'm Mike, this is Sean

0:00:58 > 0:01:00and we both study at Sussex University.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04These, ladies and gentlemen, are today's contestants.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Thank you very much. We'll find out more about you all throughout the show.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12There's one person left to introduce.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15He's the man everyone would like to have a pint with,

0:01:15 > 0:01:19and having done so, I can tell you it's a fascinating, informative and enlightening lesson

0:01:19 > 0:01:20in how to avoid buying a round,

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Hi, everyone!

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Thanks, Richard. All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Our contestants need to find the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Everyone's looking to find a pointless answer.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46Today's jackpot starts off at £1,000.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:01:52 > 0:01:57In this first round, I'll take an answer from each of you but there's no conferring.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Whichever pair has the highest score will be eliminated. Try and make sure that's not you.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Our first category today is...

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Can you all decide who's going to go first and second?

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19OK, the question concerns...

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Characters From US TV Shows.

0:02:22 > 0:02:27We're going to show you seven characters from long-running US TV shows.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Tell us the name of the TV show that they starred in.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35We'll give you the date the show started, in case they've been in more than one.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37There's 14 characters in all,

0:02:37 > 0:02:3914 shows to guess at home. Good luck.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42We are looking for the long-running US TV shows

0:02:42 > 0:02:44in which these characters first appeared.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46We have on our first board...

0:03:00 > 0:03:01I'll read those again.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16There we are,

0:03:16 > 0:03:19seven leading characters from long-running US TV shows.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Alan, you're going to find the lowest-scoring one you can.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Welcome to the show. What do you do? - I'm a window-fitter.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31- How long have you been doing that? - Since I left school, 28 years now.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- How did you and Donna meet? - I fitted her windows.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- No! - LAUGHTER

0:03:36 > 0:03:39I should've asked for a bigger discount!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Well, yes, in retrospect, yes.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44When you're not fitting windows, what do you like to get up to?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47I like to watch sport, play on the Xbox.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51Do you ever squeeze in any long-running US TV shows?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Yes, I watch quite a bit,

0:03:53 > 0:03:55but I don't recognise all the names that are up there.

0:03:55 > 0:04:00I think I'll go for Dana Scully and The X-Files.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03The X-Files, Dana Scully.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said The X-Files.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Absolutely right.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- 53. - APPLAUSE

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Played by Gillian Anderson, alongside David Duchovny as Fox Mulder.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Over 200 episodes of The X-Files.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Now then, Julian, welcome back. Welcome back.

0:04:28 > 0:04:33- Tell us what happened last time. - We got through to the head-to-head.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37I don't know if Jethro Tull comes from East Anglia, but the combination wasn't good for us!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39You said Jethro Tull for Benjamin Franklin.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42We had a picture of Franklin. He thought it was Jethro Tull!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44I wouldn't have known Benjamin Franklin,

0:04:44 > 0:04:47but I certainly don't know what Jethro Tull looks like.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50He's the absolute spitting image of Benjamin Franklin.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Just identical.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Wow.- They were often mixed up.

0:04:56 > 0:05:01Which is why Jethro Tull was briefly Vice President of the United States.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Now, remind us what you do, Julian. - I'm a sales manager.- That's right.

0:05:05 > 0:05:11- What are your hobbies?- I sing and perform in musicals and shows,

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- and I'm a Scout leader. - Indeed you are.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- What about US TV shows? - They're not really very good for me.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20I do know one, I think it'll be a high scorer,

0:05:20 > 0:05:24but I'll say Joey Tribbiani for Friends.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Friends, says Julian, for Joey Tribbiani.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Let's see if it's right and let's see how many people said it.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33It's right.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35It's still going. Oh!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Oh, 43! - APPLAUSE

0:05:38 > 0:05:42That's our best score so far, Julian.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43- Low score.- Surprisingly low.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Perhaps the surname has thrown people. He's just known as Joey.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- There's only 236 episodes of Friends. - Wow.

0:05:49 > 0:05:54It's one of the biggest shows in the history of the world. We've made almost twice as many.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57And those guys were on a 1 million an episode.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58LAUGHTER

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Wow.- It's something to think about. - Isn't it?

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Whereas out of us, only I'm on 1 million an episode.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08I get paid in stamps. Oh, I am not complaining...

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Good. Sounded a bit like you were complaining there.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I was about to phone Sue Barker and have you replaced. You know I can!

0:06:14 > 0:06:19I know you could and I know she would. You don't need to say it again.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Sarah, welcome to Pointless again! Remind us what happened with you.

0:06:22 > 0:06:28- This is your second appearance. - It is. We got through to the second round.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Sadly, we joined the 200 Club. - Yes, you did.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- That was a big score. - It wasn't a good round for us.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37It was a tough second round - countries and their medals.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Now then, we are looking for the long-running US TV shows

0:06:40 > 0:06:43in which these were characters.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- What are you going to go for? - The answer I'll go for,

0:06:45 > 0:06:47and I'm not sure if it's correct,

0:06:47 > 0:06:51is Sam Malone and Cheers.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Sam Malone and Cheers, says Sarah.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Let's see if that's right and how many people said Cheers.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00It's right.

0:07:01 > 0:07:0243 - our best score.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Gone through that.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- 18! Very well done indeed. - APPLAUSE

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Somewhere, you knew that.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Cheers.- Good answer, Sarah. Best answer yet, in fact.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18275 episodes of Cheers. Ted Danson played Sam Malone.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Thanks, Richard. Now then, Mike, welcome to the show.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- What do you do, Mike? - I'm a student at Sussex University.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Studying?- Computer science.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- What year are you in?- Third year. - It all comes to an end. - It's getting serious.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34- Have you worked out what you're going to do?- Not really.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I'd like to go into video editing or web design.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- I think that'd be quite interesting. - Very good.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44These are all characters from US TV shows. What were those shows?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I knew four of the answers, three of them have gone,

0:07:46 > 0:07:48so I'm not exactly spoilt for choice.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52- My maths is pretty good. That means you've one left.- Yes.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55And it is Peter Griffin. He's from Family Guy.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Peter Griffin, Family Guy, says Mike.

0:07:57 > 0:08:02Let's see if that's right and how many people said Family Guy.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06Absolutely right. 18's been our best score so far.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Let's see where Peter Griffin takes us.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- 25. - APPLAUSE

0:08:13 > 0:08:1525 for Family Guy.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Good answer, Mike. Glad that one was left for you. Played by Seth MacFarlane.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- I love Family Guy.- I love Family Guy. - Just brilliant.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25The other three answers are the hardest ones.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- CJ Parker...- That one, I know.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30- ..is from?- The West Wing.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Ohh! There you are, you see. It's not West Wing.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36The clue is the date. That's CJ Cregg.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- CJ Parker...- Oh! - It does you great credit not knowing.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42..is from Baywatch. LAUGHTER

0:08:42 > 0:08:447 points that would've scored you.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- That's Pamela Anderson's character. - Terrible!

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- I never remembered her name! - LAUGHTER

0:08:49 > 0:08:53I thought the same when it came up. I thought, "Oh, that's West Wing."

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- It was about 1999 that West Wing started.- You're right.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Amanda Woodward, Melrose Place. Well done if you said that. 3 points.

0:09:01 > 0:09:07Paul Buchman is from a sitcom that was huge in the States but not over here.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10It was called Mad About You. He was played by Paul Reiser.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13That would've scored you 2 points. Two of our 100 people knew that.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Thank you, Richard. Let's take a look at those scores.

0:09:17 > 0:09:2018, the best score of that pass, Sarah. Well done.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Sarah and Samantha looking pretty strong.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Up to 25, where we find Mike and Sean,

0:09:25 > 0:09:2743, where we find Julian and Jackie,

0:09:27 > 0:09:29then 53, Alan and Donna.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32The first answer also the highest-scoring answer.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Donna, we need a really good answer to keep you in the game. - No pressure!- Best of luck.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Let's put seven more characters on the board.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46We have got...

0:10:00 > 0:10:01I'll read those one last time.

0:10:14 > 0:10:19We are looking for the long-running US TV shows in which these characters appeared.

0:10:19 > 0:10:24- Sean, welcome to the show. You're also at the University of Sussex? - That's right.

0:10:24 > 0:10:29- What are you reading? - History and film.- History and film! - It's a joint course.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33- Are you also in your last year?- Yes. - Very good.- It's getting serious.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35That why I'm on Pointless!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Good stuff. It's very good preparation for life(!)

0:10:38 > 0:10:40- LAUGHTER - Sean, what are your hobbies?

0:10:40 > 0:10:45I like travelling. Whenever I get some spare time, I pack a bag and go somewhere.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Where's the most exotic place you've ever been?- I went to Peru.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- That'll do, yes!- That was good. - Very good.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55That'll be good for any geography rounds that might come up.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59You're on 25. The high scorers, a little bit ahead on 53.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03If you can score 27 or less, you will avoid becoming the high scorers.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- What do you make of this board? - Er...

0:11:06 > 0:11:08There's only a couple I know for sure.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11I'm trying to decide which to go for.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14I think I'll go for the last one, Daphne Moon, from Frasier.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Frasier, says Sean.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Here comes your red line. If you get below that, you are through to Round Two.

0:11:20 > 0:11:25Let's see if Daphne Moon is Frasier and how many people said it.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Absolutely right.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Very well done, Sean. Fantastic. - APPLAUSE

0:11:33 > 0:11:3724, taking your total up to 49. Through you go to Round Two.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Played by the brilliant Jane Leeves.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44She manages that trick of having a not-very-good English accent, despite coming from England.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Yes.- I could never quite work out how that works.

0:11:47 > 0:11:52I always think English people in American sitcoms are always on an uphill battle,

0:11:52 > 0:11:56- just because American accents sound great on television.- Yes.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Who wouldn't want to have an American accent and inflection?

0:11:59 > 0:12:03- You're good at American accents. - And then you've got to speak "Liike thaat"...

0:12:03 > 0:12:05- Yes.- Anyway...

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Anyway, there we are.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Samantha, we come to you. - SHE SIGHS

0:12:11 > 0:12:15- How good was Sarah in the first pass?- Fantastic.- She did so well.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Lovely low score there.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Are you feeling confident? - Absolutely not.- Really?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23I don't watch any American things, apart from The Middle.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26That's the only American thing I like.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Samantha, you're on 18. Great score. 53, the high score, Donna and Alan.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34If you can score 34 or less, you're in the next round.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38- Is there anything on that board you can answer?- No.

0:12:38 > 0:12:44But I will do! I am going to go for Dr John Carter and West Wing.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Dr John Carter, West Wing.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- OK. Well, you're on 18. - It's a guess.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53I said West Wing for the last board. Got it completely wrong.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56There's your red line. Below that, you are through to the next round.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01Let's see if Dr John Carter is from The West Wing and if he is, how many people said it?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Oh, bad luck, Samantha.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07That's an incorrect answer. It scores you 100 points.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11- It takes your total up to 118. - I'm not surprised.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15Sorry, Samantha. There is a doctor in The West Wing but it's the president's wife,

0:13:15 > 0:13:18so she's not called John Carter. LAUGHTER

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Now then, Jackie.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Jackie, welcome back to Pointless.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26- Remind us what you do, Jackie. - I'm an adult education tutor.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Remind us what your hobbies are. - Online Scrabble, I love playing.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33What's your win-defeat ratio on Scrabble?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36- I'm up to 50 percent now.- Oh!

0:13:36 > 0:13:38- That is good.- I'd like to think so. Getting better.

0:13:38 > 0:13:43How many people do you play with online? Do you have a big Scrabble community?

0:13:43 > 0:13:47- It's huge. 24 hours.- Wow.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49OK, well, there we are.

0:13:49 > 0:13:54There remain six unanswered characters from US TV series.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- How are you feeling about this? - Not very confident.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58I've just got one.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02OK, well, the high scorers are Samantha and Sarah on 118.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06If you can score 74 or less, you're in the next round.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09I'm going to say Jack Bauer,

0:14:09 > 0:14:12I'm going to say 24.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15OK. 74 your target, 24 your answer.

0:14:15 > 0:14:20Let's see. Here comes your red line. If you get below this, you are through to Round Two.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23How many people said 24 for Jack Bauer?

0:14:25 > 0:14:28You've done it. Very well done. Still going down.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- 45. - APPLAUSE

0:14:31 > 0:14:3488 is your total.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Well played, Jackie. You only needed to know one.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Played by Kiefer Sutherland.

0:14:38 > 0:14:43It's been 192 episodes, which is, if you divide it by 8, it's 24.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- So there's been eight series. - Eight series.- 24 each.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Now then, Donna,

0:14:48 > 0:14:51welcome to the show. Great to have you here.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Wooed by a window-fitter.- Yes!

0:14:54 > 0:14:58- Were you like putty in his hands? - GROANING AND LAUGHTER

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Oh...- I've been waiting all this time to say that.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- What do you do, Donna? - I'm a nursery nurse for the NHS.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06How long have you done that for?

0:15:06 > 0:15:0814 years now.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Still enjoying it? - Oh, yes. I love my job.- Great job.

0:15:11 > 0:15:17- What do you do in your spare time? - We like spending a lot of time outdoors. I read a lot.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21- Spending time with friends, and going to the cinema.- Very good.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Do you watch a lot of American telly?- Intermittently.

0:15:24 > 0:15:29- The last round, I knew more. - I knew the last board a lot better than this!

0:15:29 > 0:15:31The two that I did know have gone.

0:15:31 > 0:15:36But there is one that I definitely know because it's a favourite of mine.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40I'm hoping Dr John Carter is from ER.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Dr John Carter, ER.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Samantha and Sarah really hoping that you wouldn't know anything.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47It sounds, I'm afraid, like she does.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51There is your red line. Below that red line, you stay.

0:15:51 > 0:15:56Dr John Carter... Is it ER? How many people said it, if it is?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Absolutely right.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02And through you go. Very well done.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04- 26. - APPLAUSE

0:16:04 > 0:16:0826 your score, 79 your total.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Dr John Carter, played by Noah Wyle. Finished in 2009.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Let's look at the rest of the board.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18I know way too much about US TV, that's what I conclude from this round.

0:16:18 > 0:16:22- How are you on these?- Not very good. - Do you want me to leave you be?

0:16:22 > 0:16:26OK, Stan Marsh is from South Park. Would've scored you 9 points.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28- George Costanza - do you know that? - I should do.

0:16:28 > 0:16:32- He's from Seinfeld. - Ah...- Played by Jason Alexander. That would've scored you 5.

0:16:32 > 0:16:38Jack McFarland is from Will & Grace. Played by Sean Hayes. Would've scored you 8 points.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40The best answer on the board

0:16:40 > 0:16:44is the curly-haired blond one from Beverly Hills 90210.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Would've scored you 1 point. Very well done if you said that.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Thanks, Richard.

0:16:49 > 0:16:54So our losing pair, with a high score of 118, it's Samantha and Sarah,

0:16:54 > 0:16:56one of our two returning couples.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00- That was tough, wasn't it? - It couldn't have been any worse.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Did you watch ER?- No!

0:17:02 > 0:17:04LAUGHTER

0:17:04 > 0:17:07I don't even watch Casualty!

0:17:07 > 0:17:11- If you're going to watch a hospital drama, you might as well keep it local.- Yes!

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Absolutely right.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16- I'm so sorry we gave you a tough board.- Not as sorry as me.

0:17:16 > 0:17:21We have to say goodbye. Lovely to have you on both shows. I'm afraid it's the end of the road.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Samantha and Sarah, thanks so much for playing. Great contestants.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27BOTH: Thank you. APPLAUSE

0:17:27 > 0:17:30For the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round Two.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Sadly, at the end of this round, another pair will be leaving us.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is...

0:17:44 > 0:17:45UK Politics.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49Decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Let's find out what the question is.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Long-Serving UK Prime Ministers. Richard.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09We're looking for the name of any British Prime Minister, since the post was founded,

0:18:09 > 0:18:11who served for more than five years.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14So anyone who's been prime minister for more than five years.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17It doesn't have to be concurrently. It can be two separate occasions.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Anyone who's held that post for more than five years.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed.

0:18:23 > 0:18:28So, UK Prime Ministers who held the post for more than five years.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32- How's politics for you, Alan? - This is not too bad. Better than the last subject.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36I think I'm going to go for...

0:18:36 > 0:18:37Benjamin Disraeli.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Benjamin Disraeli, says Alan.

0:18:40 > 0:18:45Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said Benjamin Disraeli.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Absolutely right.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55- Very well done indeed. 12, Alan! - APPLAUSE

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Very good indeed.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Well played, Alan. That puts pressure on the other teams.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05He was prime minister in 1868 briefly and then from '74 to '80.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07So just under seven years in total.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Now then, Julian, how are you feeling about this?

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Not...too bad.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17I think I'm going to go for

0:19:17 > 0:19:21a little bit of a punt and say...

0:19:21 > 0:19:23William Pitt the Younger.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Pitt the Younger, says Julian.

0:19:25 > 0:19:30Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said William Pitt the Younger?

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Absolutely right. Very well done, Julian.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Our low score is 12, from Alan.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41Ooh, look at that! 5 for Pitt the Younger!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43APPLAUSE

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Another very good answer. He was prime minister for nearly 20 years.

0:19:49 > 0:19:54He was 24 when he started out, just at the end of the 18th century and again at the start of the 19th.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- I'm surprised he scored lower than Disraeli.- Pitt the Younger?- Yes.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01Well, it was 80-odd years earlier, so...

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Yes.- Pitt the Younger was before a lot of people's time.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07LAUGHTER Whereas Disraeli... You know?

0:20:07 > 0:20:10It's good. Yep!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Now then, Mike,

0:20:12 > 0:20:16you excelled in the last round. That was the warm-up for this round.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20- UK Politics?- Not great, I'm afraid. Pitt the Younger's a good answer.

0:20:20 > 0:20:25Now that that's gone, I'm going to have to give a really bad answer.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28I've got nothing. I'm going to have to say Tony Blair.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Tony Blair, says Mike. Let's see if it's right

0:20:30 > 0:20:34and let's see how many people said Tony Blair.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36It's right.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40APPLAUSE

0:20:40 > 0:20:4475, Mike. It's better than 100. Maybe there will be some 100s to come.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48It may turn out to be a good answer, and a good tactical answer.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50- Richard. - Yes, Anthony Blair, or Tony Blair.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53He was a Labour prime minister.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55He was just the late part of the 20th century,

0:20:55 > 0:20:58into the early part of the 21st century.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02- He was prime minister for about 10 years.- Thanks, Richard.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:21:05 > 0:21:095, our best score. William Pitt the Younger, Julian! Very well done.

0:21:09 > 0:21:1112 - very good for Disraeli.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15Then it's a hike - I'm sorry, Mike - up to 75 for Tony Blair.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Quite a lot of pressure on you, Sean, to find a low-scoring answer.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22But we're only halfway through the round.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:21:27 > 0:21:32We're looking for UK prime ministers who've served longer than five years.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Sean, you're going to try and find the lowest-scoring one you can.

0:21:35 > 0:21:40- You are the high scorers on 75. - Yes, I'll have to gamble a bit.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43I'm going to go for my favourite prime minister,

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Lord Palmerston.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47- So many people's favourite. - LAUGHTER

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Lord Palmerston. Normally we'd have a red line.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52No red line for you because you're way out in front.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Lord Palmerston. Is it right? How many people said it?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59It's right. Very well done, Sean. Lord Palmerston.

0:21:59 > 0:22:035 has been our lowest score so far for William Pitt the Younger.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07You've smashed through that! Look at that. 2!

0:22:07 > 0:22:102 for Lord Palmerston. A brilliant answer, taking your total up to 77.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14Is that enough to keep you in the game? We'll have to wait and see.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Terrific answer. From the mid-19th century, Lord Palmerston.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Or Viscount Palmerston was his correct title.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24Henry John Temple was his actual name, but known by all sorts of titles.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Thank you.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Now then, Jackie, you now have something to aim for.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31The high scorers are Sean and Mike on 77. You're on 5.

0:22:31 > 0:22:3571 or less keeps you firmly in the game.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- It's getting harder as we go along. - It's really hard.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I don't want to let Julian down again.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43I'm going to say Harold Wilson.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Harold Wilson, says Jackie.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49Here comes your red line. Below that, you are through to the next round.

0:22:49 > 0:22:54Let's see if Wilson is right and if it is, let's see how many people said it. Harold Wilson.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56It's right.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00And it sees you through. Very well done, Jackie.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Surprisingly low answer. 30 for Harold Wilson.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07It takes your total to 35.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11They're playing well again, Julian and Jackie. They look very strong.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15He was prime minister twice in the '60s and '70s.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Thanks. Now then, Donna...

0:23:17 > 0:23:21You're on 12. The high scorers remain Sean and Mike on 77.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25If you can score 64 or less, you're through to the head-to-head.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- How do you feel about this? - I did think of a couple,

0:23:28 > 0:23:32it's whether or not they served for longer than five years.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36But we'll try. I'm going to go with David Lloyd George.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Lloyd George, says Donna. David Lloyd George.

0:23:38 > 0:23:43Here comes your red line. If you can get below that, you're through to the head-to-head.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46How many people said David Lloyd George? Is it right?

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Absolutely right.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52And you're in the head-to-head. Very well done.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- 8! - APPLAUSE

0:23:56 > 0:24:0120, your total, the best total score of the round.

0:24:01 > 0:24:06That's a good round, all round. Lloyd George was the Liberal Prime Minister from 1916 to '22.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09The only prime minister to have Welsh as his first language.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12There's only three pointless answers here.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Very well done if you said any of these.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19You could've had the Duke of Newcastle, who was around the middle of the 18th century.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22You could've had Henry Pelham, who was just before him.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26Or from the mid-19th century, the last Whig Prime Minister, Lord John Russell. Terrific answers.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30There's a whole bunch on 1 point. Well done if you said Marquess of Salisbury,

0:24:30 > 0:24:35Stanley Baldwin, Herbert Asquith, Robert Walpole, Viscount Melbourne, Sir Robert Peel,

0:24:35 > 0:24:37the Earl of Liverpool and Ramsay MacDonald.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39All of those scored 1 point.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43Let's take a look at the top three. We've already heard one of them.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Churchill would've scored you 51.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49Tony Blair scored 75 points.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51- What do you think will be at the top? - Margaret Thatcher.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Absolutely right. 80 points.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58At the end of our second round, our losing pair,

0:24:58 > 0:25:01with a high score of 77, is Sean and Mike.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Sean, valiant effort there.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Mike, it's always tough.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10Have you thought of others that you might've said?

0:25:10 > 0:25:13I might've taken a punt on Lord Liverpool, maybe.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Was that any good?- Lord Liverpool? - Yes.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Well, the Earl of Liverpool.- OK. - It would've scored you 1 point.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Ohh! What about that? You'd have been on 3.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Oh, well. Shocker!

0:25:24 > 0:25:27You'll be back next time. This is good news.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30- The jackpot might be £1,000 bigger, you never know.- OK.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33So there we are! We'll look forward to seeing you then.

0:25:33 > 0:25:37- You played very well today. - APPLAUSE

0:25:37 > 0:25:40But the two remaining two pairs are one step closer to the final

0:25:40 > 0:25:44and a chance to take home the jackpot, as we enter the head-to-head.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Congratulations, Alan and Donna, Julian and Jackie.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54You are one round from the final and a chance to play for the jackpot,

0:25:54 > 0:25:57which currently stands at £1,000.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59APPLAUSE

0:26:01 > 0:26:05To decide which pair it'll be, you're going to go head-to-head.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08You are now allowed to confer.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15- Julian and Jackie, we've been here before.- BOTH: We have.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19- But last time, it didn't go so well, did it?- No.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22- Alan and Donna, how are you feeling? - Good.- I'm a bit nervous round the edges!

0:26:22 > 0:26:26You can be less nervous, I think! You can talk things through.

0:26:26 > 0:26:31- If a window question comes up... - Oh, you're going to see straight through that!

0:26:31 > 0:26:34LAUGHTER AND GROANS

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46Here comes your first question. It concerns...

0:26:47 > 0:26:51- Richard. - I'm going to show you five pictures of piers from across the UK.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55Tell us where they are, please. The most obscure answer wins the point.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57OK, thanks very much.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01Let's reveal our five piers. We have got...

0:27:15 > 0:27:20There we are. Five piers. We just need you to name them.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24Alan and Donna, you've played best throughout the show so far, so you get to go first.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26THEY WHISPER

0:27:26 > 0:27:28(I don't know any of them!)

0:27:28 > 0:27:32- Shall we go for that one? - What if they do?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35I think we'll go for B, Weston-super-Mare.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39B, Weston-super-Mare. Weston-super-Mare, say Alan and Donna.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43Julian and Jackie, the rest of the board is yours.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46- Talk us through it.- Erm...!

0:27:46 > 0:27:49I know C but I can't think where it is.

0:27:49 > 0:27:54- The only one we know for sure, I think, is probably Blackpool. - I think that's the only one we know.

0:27:54 > 0:27:58- What do you think?- I think Blackpool's going to be quite high.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01- Yes. - But we have to go with what we know.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Let's go for a right answer. Blackpool, D.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06D, Blackpool, say Julian and Jackie.

0:28:06 > 0:28:10Alan and Donna have said that B is Weston-super-Mare.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14Let's see if B is Weston-super-Mare and how many people said it.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17It is.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Ooh, it's a good answer.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24- Wow! 4! - APPLAUSE

0:28:24 > 0:28:30Very well played, Alan and Donna. 4 for Weston-super-Mare.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33Julian and Jackie have said that D is Blackpool.

0:28:33 > 0:28:37Let's see if that's right and how many people said Blackpool for D.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40It's absolutely right.

0:28:42 > 0:28:46High score there, as I think you probably suspected it would be.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Very well done, Alan and Donna. After one question, you are up 1-0.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51Let's go through the rest.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54- "A" looks gorgeous, doesn't it? - I love the look of that!

0:28:54 > 0:28:58- Shall we go there?- I think we should. - Where would we have to go?

0:28:58 > 0:29:02- That looks quite Scottish, that building there.- Ahh, clever!

0:29:02 > 0:29:05- It's Bangor in North Wales. - Oh, right! So quite Scottish!

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Would've scored you 1 point.

0:29:07 > 0:29:11- We're all coming, Bangor. - Shall we do a Pointless summer trip?

0:29:11 > 0:29:14- Plan that now! Let's go to Bangor! - Who's in?

0:29:14 > 0:29:16- I'm in.- I'm in.- Definitely!

0:29:16 > 0:29:19- Guys?- We're in.- Audience? THEY CHEER

0:29:19 > 0:29:22- Viewers?- Audience at home?- It's hard to tell with the viewers, isn't it?

0:29:22 > 0:29:26I always forget that. You can't see, can you?

0:29:26 > 0:29:28I can see. I can see.

0:29:28 > 0:29:32- Erm, C, there's a little clue there. - There's a train. - There's a little train.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35- It's the longest pleasure pier in the world.- Wow.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37It's in Southend-on-Sea.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40It would've scored you 13 points.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42We've seen Blackpool already.

0:29:42 > 0:29:46E is a pointless answer. You'll get it if you live there.

0:29:46 > 0:29:51- It's in Lowestoft. Very well done if you said it.- Wow.

0:29:51 > 0:29:53- Bangor is our favourite.- Bangor...

0:29:53 > 0:29:55Bangor... Heaven! There we go.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58Thanks very much indeed! Here comes our second question.

0:29:58 > 0:30:04Julian and Jackie, we've been here before. You have to win this to stay in the game.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06It concerns...

0:30:07 > 0:30:12- Richard.- We'll show you the names of five babies born in 2012 to celebrity parents.

0:30:12 > 0:30:15We've put the initials of their mothers in brackets.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18- We need you to tell us the mother's name.- Thanks.

0:30:18 > 0:30:22Let's reveal our five celebrity babies. Here they are...

0:30:34 > 0:30:36I'll read those again.

0:30:46 > 0:30:50There we are. Five celebrity babies, with their mother's initials in brackets.

0:30:50 > 0:30:51We need the full names of their mothers.

0:30:51 > 0:30:54Julian and Jackie, you go first this time.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56This is so difficult!

0:30:56 > 0:31:00- Oh, dear! Erm... - My mind's gone blank!

0:31:00 > 0:31:04- THEY LAUGH - It has! I don't know.

0:31:04 > 0:31:08- Go on, go for a blind stab. - We haven't got a clue.

0:31:08 > 0:31:12I'm going to say Theodora Rose Williams, Amy Fox.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Amy Fox.

0:31:14 > 0:31:18Amy Fox, say Julian and Jackie for Theodora Rose Williams.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21Alan and Donna, talk us through the board.

0:31:21 > 0:31:25- Go on, talk us through the board! - We would if we could!

0:31:25 > 0:31:28I knew... Well, I think I know two.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31Blue Ivy Carter, I think, belongs to Beyonce Knowles

0:31:31 > 0:31:36and Eugene Pip Fox, I think, belongs to Billie Piper.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38That's the one we'll go for.

0:31:38 > 0:31:43Eugene Pip Fox, you're going to say. Eugene Pip Fox - Billie Piper.

0:31:43 > 0:31:45We have Amy Fox and Billie Piper.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47Amy Fox, say Julian and Jackie.

0:31:47 > 0:31:50Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:31:51 > 0:31:56Bad luck. I'm sorry. I'm afraid Amy Fox is an incorrect answer,

0:31:56 > 0:31:59which means, Alan and Donna, you merely have to be correct.

0:31:59 > 0:32:03Eugene Pip Fox, Billie Piper. Is that right?

0:32:03 > 0:32:06How many people said it if it is?

0:32:06 > 0:32:08You've won the question.

0:32:11 > 0:32:16Ooh, it's very good. 13! Very well done indeed.

0:32:17 > 0:32:20But best of all, Alan and Donna, after only two questions

0:32:20 > 0:32:23- you are through to the final 2-0. - Good work, Donna.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26There'll be some people at home who got all five.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28It's a subject people know an awful lot about.

0:32:28 > 0:32:33You're right about Beyonce Knowles. Blue Ivy Carter, Beyonce and Jay-Z's daughter.

0:32:33 > 0:32:3421 points that would've scored you.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37Theodora Rose Williams is Robbie Williams' daughter

0:32:37 > 0:32:40with his wife, Ayda Field.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43Well done if you said that. 2 points.

0:32:43 > 0:32:48Aoife Belle Foden... You dated all of The Saturdays, didn't you, in your time?

0:32:48 > 0:32:51- All bar one.- All bar Una Healy,

0:32:51 > 0:32:55who's married to Ben Foden, the rugby player. 4 points.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58And Hollie Rose Hughes is the daughter of Amanda Holden.

0:32:58 > 0:33:01That would've scored 5 points.

0:33:01 > 0:33:02Thanks, Richard.

0:33:02 > 0:33:06At the end of our head-to-head, our losing pair, I'm afraid,

0:33:06 > 0:33:10Julian and Jackie. You've done so well. Until you get to the head-to-head...

0:33:10 > 0:33:14You storm through, and then the wheels come off.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16Will you please join us on our trip to Bangor?

0:33:16 > 0:33:18- We will!- Yes!

0:33:18 > 0:33:22We are going to have a lovely time, the day we go to Bangor!

0:33:22 > 0:33:27That has literally gone over the head of anybody under, say, 43!

0:33:27 > 0:33:30LAUGHTER

0:33:30 > 0:33:34True. Anyway, lovely having you on the show, Julian and Jackie.

0:33:34 > 0:33:39You've done so well. I'm sorry we have to say goodbye to you now. Great contestants.

0:33:40 > 0:33:44But for Alan and Donna, it's time for our Pointless final.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49Congratulations, Alan and Donna.

0:33:49 > 0:33:53You've fought off the competition and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:33:58 > 0:34:04You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot. The jackpot stands at £1,000.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11You've done so well. Your first appearance, straight through to the final.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13Oh, yes! Very good.

0:34:13 > 0:34:17To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.

0:34:17 > 0:34:19Do that and you leave with £1,000.

0:34:19 > 0:34:23You have to choose a category. Here are your five options.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32- Can we have another five?- Yes! - LAUGHTER

0:34:32 > 0:34:36- OK.- What do you think?- Not Poets.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38British Actors. I can't...

0:34:38 > 0:34:43Not World Geography or Funky Music.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46- I'm leaning towards British Actors. - Really?- Yes.

0:34:46 > 0:34:51Boxing, maybe. It depends where they go back in boxing or whether it's a modern...

0:34:51 > 0:34:55- What do you think? - Michael Caine Films...- It could be.

0:34:55 > 0:35:00- British Actors?- Yes. Are you sure? I'm happy with that, yes.- OK.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02- We're going to go for British Actors.- British Actors.

0:35:02 > 0:35:08Let's find out what the question is. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:35:10 > 0:35:14- Ray Winstone Films. - We're looking for any feature film, made for cinema release,

0:35:14 > 0:35:18for which Ray Winstone has received an acting credit, prior to November 2012.

0:35:18 > 0:35:22No short films, TV films or documentaries. Voice performances do count.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24Very good luck, guys.

0:35:24 > 0:35:28OK. Thanks very much. You have up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:35:28 > 0:35:32All you need to win that jackpot is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:35:32 > 0:35:37- Are you ready?- Yes. - Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39Your time starts now.

0:35:39 > 0:35:43He's in an animated film. He did the voice to an animated film, didn't he?

0:35:43 > 0:35:48Indiana Jones. The, er, last Indiana Jones.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50I don't know the name.

0:35:51 > 0:35:54What was the football one?

0:35:54 > 0:35:58- I didn't know there was one.- Oh!

0:35:58 > 0:36:00- Was there?- Yes.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02- The one with Bruce Willis... - I've no idea.

0:36:02 > 0:36:06- Ray Winstone's a bit beyond me. - Scum is all that's coming to me.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09- Can we try and think of the animated film?- I can't think of it.

0:36:09 > 0:36:13He was a war legend of some description.

0:36:13 > 0:36:16- A war legend? - A Norseman. He was in that...

0:36:16 > 0:36:19- He did the voice. - I don't know. Erm...

0:36:24 > 0:36:2610 seconds left.

0:36:26 > 0:36:28THEY CONFER

0:36:28 > 0:36:32- Scum. - OK. That's the only one we've got.

0:36:34 > 0:36:36OK, I'm afraid that's time up.

0:36:36 > 0:36:40We were looking for Ray Winstone films. I need your three answers.

0:36:40 > 0:36:44We think we've got two for definite,

0:36:44 > 0:36:48- which is Scum.- Scum. - And Quadrophenia.- Quadrophenia.

0:36:48 > 0:36:53- But we can't think of a third. - He did the voice on an animated film but I can't remember it.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56Let's make one up for sheer entertainment value!

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Go on, then. You entertain.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01Make up the name of a Ray Winstone film!

0:37:01 > 0:37:04Erm... I think he was in Sleeping Beauty.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06LAUGHTER

0:37:06 > 0:37:10- Definitely.- OK. - Sleeping Beauty...- Mm.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12LAUGHTER

0:37:12 > 0:37:17OK. There we are. Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:37:17 > 0:37:20- Scum.- Scum, we'll put last.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22Which is your least likely to be pointless?

0:37:22 > 0:37:27It's a shot in the dark, but I think Sleeping Beauty might be the least likely.

0:37:27 > 0:37:30- You never know!- You do never know.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33Sleeping Beauty we'll put first. Let's pop those up in that order.

0:37:33 > 0:37:37We have got Sleeping Beauty, Quadrophenia and Scum.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40We're looking for Ray Winstone films.

0:37:40 > 0:37:43You thought Sleeping Beauty was your least likely shot.

0:37:43 > 0:37:47Only one has to be pointless to win that jackpot of £1,000.

0:37:47 > 0:37:52Let's see how many people said Sleeping Beauty. Is it right?

0:37:52 > 0:37:54- Ooh!- Shocking(!)

0:37:54 > 0:37:59- Terrible! I was convinced! - Unfortunately, an incorrect answer. Not a pointless answer.

0:37:59 > 0:38:03£1,000 is riding on the next two answers.

0:38:03 > 0:38:05£1,000 - not our biggest jackpot I'll say.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08In fact, it's literally our smallest. Joint smallest.

0:38:08 > 0:38:12What would you be doing with £1,000? What would you priorities be?

0:38:12 > 0:38:15I think a journey to Bangor on our own would be nice.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17- Yes. - LAUGHTER

0:38:17 > 0:38:20- We don't need everybody else with us.- No, we're fine.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23- Fair enough. - £1,000 worth of ice cream.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Good! Well, only two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:38:25 > 0:38:30Let's hope nobody said your next answer, Quadrophenia.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32It has to be pointless.

0:38:32 > 0:38:36Let's see, for £1,000, how many people said Quadrophenia.

0:38:36 > 0:38:42Well, it's absolutely right. Your first answer, Sleeping Beauty, turned out to be incorrect.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45Quadrophenia - very much in the right direction. Down it goes.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48Going into single figures. Still going down.

0:38:48 > 0:38:49Oh!

0:38:49 > 0:38:53- 3! - APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH

0:38:54 > 0:38:57Really? I've never heard of it.

0:38:57 > 0:39:01- 3 for Quadrophenia.- Fair effort. - Absolutely. A great answer.

0:39:01 > 0:39:04Let's hope Scum takes you all the way down to zero

0:39:04 > 0:39:06and will win that £1,000 jackpot for you.

0:39:06 > 0:39:10We are looking for Ray Winstone films. Your final answer was Scum.

0:39:10 > 0:39:15You thought this was your most confident shot at the jackpot. It has to be right and pointless.

0:39:15 > 0:39:19Let's find out how many people said Scum. Is it pointless?

0:39:20 > 0:39:25Well, it's right. Sleeping Beauty, incorrect.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28Your second answer took us all the way down to three.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31Scum now taking us down to...

0:39:31 > 0:39:33- Oh! - APPLAUSE

0:39:33 > 0:39:37- 22 for Scum.- Never mind.

0:39:39 > 0:39:43You didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer.

0:39:43 > 0:39:46I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000, which rolls over.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48You've been brilliant. Thank you for playing.

0:39:48 > 0:39:52You do get to take home our Pointless trophy. Well done.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54APPLAUSE

0:39:59 > 0:40:03It's from a very long time ago, Scum, and yet it's the second-highest scoring of any of his films.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06Only The Sweeney beat it. It would've scored 27 points.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09I think the animation you might be thinking of was Beowulf.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12- That's it.- That scored 11 points. - We still wouldn't have got pointless.

0:40:12 > 0:40:16Let's take a look at the pointless answers.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19Breaking And Entering, with Jude Law. An Anthony Minghella film.

0:40:19 > 0:40:23Elfie Hopkins was from 2012. He was in that with Jaime Winstone.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26Fanny And Elvis, with Jennifer Saunders, a pointless answer.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29London Boulevard, with Keira Knightley and Colin Farrell.

0:40:29 > 0:40:33Martha, Meet Frank, Daniel and Laurence. He played Reeves in Ripley's Game.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36There's a few of these that are gettable.

0:40:36 > 0:40:40The Ian Dury biopic, Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll, he played Bill Dury in that.

0:40:40 > 0:40:46The last two were voiceover works. The Chronicles Of Narnia, he plays Mr Beaver,

0:40:46 > 0:40:48and he's Soldier Sam in The Magic Roundabout.

0:40:48 > 0:40:52Tube Tales was also pointless. Well done if you said any of those.

0:40:52 > 0:40:57- Thanks. Did you know any of those? - I knew The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.- London Boulevard.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00- How useless were we, then, eh?- Yes.

0:41:00 > 0:41:04We have to say goodbye to you. It's been wonderful having you on.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07Really top performance. Brilliant. Alan and Donna...

0:41:07 > 0:41:09APPLAUSE

0:41:11 > 0:41:14Which means our jackpot rolls onto the next show,

0:41:14 > 0:41:18- when we will be playing for £2,000. - APPLAUSE

0:41:20 > 0:41:24- Join us next time to see if someone can win. Meanwhile, goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27- ..and goodbye from me. Goodbye. - APPLAUSE