0:00:20 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Thank you. Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong. Welcome to Pointless,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30the quiz where the aim is to score as few points as you can.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34To do that, you need to come up with the answers no-one else could think of. Let's meet today's players.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Couple number one.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42All right, Xander? I'm Ian. This is my daughter Jenny.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43We're from Dartford.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Hello, Xander and Richard.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49I'm Paul and this is my friend Alex and we're from Peterborough.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Couple number three.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Hello, Alexander. My name's Jamie and this is Morgan.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54We're a couple from Cardiff.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55And finally, couple number four.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hi, I'm Gillian. This is my friend Sarah,
0:00:57 > 0:00:59and we're from County Durham.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01And these are today's contestants.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02CHEERING
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Thanks to all of you. We'll find out more about you throughout the show.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14He's a man who's so close to me, we always finish one another's...
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Helicopters?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18It's my Pointless friend - it's Richard.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Yes.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- You put me on the spot there!- I did! Sorry.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29That's OK. Quite a nerve-wracking way to start the show for me.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Gets the old ticker going.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35And just to continue the fun, I've changed the end round slightly.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39The end round is slightly different. Slightly more choice in the end round.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41It's not a revolution,
0:01:41 > 0:01:42but it's slightly different.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45So one pair here's going to be the first pair ever
0:01:45 > 0:01:47to play the slightly new end round.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I can't wait. Fantastic. Thanks very much, Richard.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Now, all our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Our contestants need to find the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer -
0:02:00 > 0:02:02that's an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:02:05 > 0:02:10Adam and Clare won the jackpot last time, so today's jackpot starts back at £1,000.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12So, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22In this round, I'll take an answer from each of you, but there is, of course, no conferring.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24At the end, whichever pair has the highest score
0:02:24 > 0:02:26will be heading home.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Our first category today is...
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Languages. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45OK. And the question concerns...
0:02:48 > 0:02:50French names for countries. Richard.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54On each pass, we'll show you seven French names for different countries.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57You just have to tell us the English name of those countries.
0:02:57 > 0:02:5914 in all to have a go at at home. Good luck.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02OK. So we are looking for the English names of these countries.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05And our first board reads like this. We have got...
0:03:14 > 0:03:15I'll read those all one last time.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26There we are. Ian and Jenny, we drew lots before the show
0:03:26 > 0:03:29and today, you're going first. Jenny...
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- You do a radio show on Burn FM. - Yeah! Nice you remembered.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I do remember that. Tell us a bit more.
0:03:35 > 0:03:40It's called Focus Birmingham, because I go to the University of Birmingham.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43And we enlighten our listeners on the ins and outs of the city.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Right you are. OK, how's your French?
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Er...!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49My mother's a French teacher.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54So this is going to be interesting!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Yeah. Um...OK.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Dad's going to want me to do the absolute copper bottom and get it right,
0:04:00 > 0:04:03so I'll go Espagne - Spain.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Spain, says Jenny.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said Spain.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Well, it's copper-bottomed, I'll give you that!
0:04:14 > 0:04:1695, Jenny.
0:04:16 > 0:04:1995 for Spain.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Spain, absolutely. Comes from... Spain and Espagne both come from Hispania,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26which was the Roman name for the area.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Alex.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Welcome back to the show.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Thank you.- We discovered last time that you are a support worker.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Tell us something else about Alex.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Well, back in the '70s,
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I used to run home from school
0:04:41 > 0:04:45and play the Space Invaders machine at the arcade.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48And one day there was a big competition on
0:04:48 > 0:04:50at the local big place where I lived.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Anyway, they said, "Really well done. You're going to go on telly
0:04:53 > 0:04:55"and talk about it."
0:04:55 > 0:04:56But when I got there,
0:04:56 > 0:05:00the conversation was about the negativity of the Space Invaders.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- You were there to demonstrate the down side of children playing Space Invaders?- Yes.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06You know - saying how well I did!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Alex, here is your chance to prove them wrong.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Dazzle us with your French.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Well...my French teacher at school said, "Alex, I can quite honestly say
0:05:15 > 0:05:18"you're the worst pupil I've ever taught at French."
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I'm even worse now than I was then.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23And the only one I can think...
0:05:23 > 0:05:26have a stab at, is Maroc,
0:05:26 > 0:05:28and all I can think of is Morocco.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Morocco, says Alex.- That's all I can think of.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Let's see if it's right. Morocco. How many people said Morocco?
0:05:36 > 0:05:37It's right.
0:05:40 > 0:05:4143.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43APPLAUSE
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Not bad at all, Alex. 43 for Morocco.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- That'll be a proud moment for your former French teacher, I suspect. - It will.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Yeah, Morocco. Used to be a French protectorate, and they still speak a lot of French over there,
0:05:55 > 0:05:58in lots of official documents, but not an official language.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00So, Jamie, where are you from?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Just outside Cardiff.- What do you do, Jamie?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I work for my local council in the housing department.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09And what do you like getting up to when you're not doing that, Jamie?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Pretty much going to the cinema, watching the rugby.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Good stuff. How's your French?
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Not great.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I did do French in school, but that was a long time ago.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21The only one I knew was Espagne, so...
0:06:21 > 0:06:25But I'm going to go for Pologne and Poland.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Pologne and Poland, says Jamie.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said Poland.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34It's right.
0:06:36 > 0:06:3766.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47Some big scores in this round, aren't there? But it's a lot better than 100 and a lot better than 95 too.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51OK, Sarah, welcome.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53From County Durham. What do you do, Sarah?
0:06:53 > 0:06:57I have two jobs at the moment. I work at a hotel, in the food and beverage department,
0:06:57 > 0:06:59and I'm also a maths and English tutor.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04Wow! As if they didn't keep you busy enough doing food and beverages.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06So talk us through your perfect day, Sarah.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09My perfect day doesn't sound very girly at all.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I'm a big Sunderland fan,
0:07:11 > 0:07:15so my perfect day would start on a Saturday with Soccer AM,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17then Soccer Saturday...
0:07:17 > 0:07:20go to the match, watch the early evening game,
0:07:20 > 0:07:21and then Match Of The Day.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23So pretty much football all day on a Saturday.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26All that's missing is Fighting Talk on 5 Live.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- I don't often listen to it. - You should.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Richard Osman is a regular pundit on Fighting Talk.- Sometimes.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- I'll have to tune in.- A lot of anti-Sunderland stuff on there.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Oh, I don't know! Maybe I won't, then.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Maybe you could go on it and defend them.- Good luck!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44LAUGHTER
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Sarah, how's your French?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Not very good at all.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51I haven't done French since the first few years of secondary school.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53So it's not very good.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55I guess Liban might be Libya,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58but I think I'm going to go for Maurice and say Mauritius.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Maurice - Mauritius, says Sarah.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Let's see if Mauritius is right and let's see how many of our 100 said Mauritius.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06It's right.
0:08:08 > 0:08:1143 is our lowest score and you've gone steaming past that.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Down to 15. Very well done, Sarah.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Maurice - Mauritius.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Lowest score of the pass. Richard.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21That's very well played.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Named after Prince Maurice of Nassau by the Dutch.
0:08:25 > 0:08:2715 points.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Now, the top one...
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Anybody who's ever watched Eurovision
0:08:30 > 0:08:32will get that one.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35The phrase "Royaume-Uni, un point" is, er...
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Well, on a good day!- ..is embedded in our consciousness.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39It's the United Kingdom.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Royaume-Uni.
0:08:40 > 0:08:4237 points.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Now, I took forever with Saint-Marin.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45I couldn't think of it at all.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49I kept thinking... I thought it said St Martin,
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- and Saint-Marin - just put an O on the end.- Yes!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52- San Marino.- There you go.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Would have scored you 13 points.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57The best answer on the board, though, is Liban.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59It's Lebanon.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Oh!- That would have scored you 7 points. Best answer up there.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Thanks. We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.
0:09:05 > 0:09:0715, Sarah. Did you know
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- it was going to go that low?- No! - There you are. Very well done.
0:09:10 > 0:09:1115, lovely low score.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12So, yes, Sarah and Gillian
0:09:12 > 0:09:14looking very strong at this stage. Up to 43,
0:09:14 > 0:09:15where we find Alex and Paul.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Up to 66, Jamie and Morgan,
0:09:18 > 0:09:22then up to 95, Jenny - daughter of a French teacher - and Ian.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25So, yes, Ian - husband of a French teacher -
0:09:25 > 0:09:28we'll need a really good reply from you.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Nice low score, and we'll have to hope that's enough to keep you in the game.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Best of luck. We'll come back down the line.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Can the second players please take their places at the podium.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Let's put seven more countries on the board.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- And here they come.- We have got...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44HE READS THEM IN AN EXAGGERATED FRENCH ACCENT
0:09:47 > 0:09:49How much fun am I having with this?!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56I'll read those as many more times as you like.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58LAUGHTER
0:10:07 > 0:10:10We're looking for the English names of those countries
0:10:10 > 0:10:12and you'll try to find the one fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Gillian. What a brilliant start from Sarah there.- Yes.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18What a fantastic start - 15.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Listen, if you can score 79 or less, you're in the next round.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- OK.- Now, Gillian, tell us what you do.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I'm doing my Masters in journalism at the minute.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Are you?- Mm-hm.- How's that going?
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Really well. It's really fun. It's so much fun.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35What kind of journalism do you want to go into?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37The dream, the dream...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39is to read the news.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41That's the dream.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43That IS a dream. I tell you what,
0:10:43 > 0:10:45we could just stay on the show,
0:10:45 > 0:10:48and just keep going, and when it gets to six,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- you could just read in the headlines.- Yeah!
0:10:50 > 0:10:51I read the news every day.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- It's not hard.- It's easy.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Yeah, but Gillian is a newscaster, a news...
0:11:00 > 0:11:04- Ah! So, reading it on TV in front of people. I see what you mean.- Yeah.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05And actually, though, nice...
0:11:05 > 0:11:10It's quite rare that you have people who have done their Masters in journalism going into newsreading.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- That's quite rare.- I don't really know that you can just apply.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I think you kind of have to be selected, don't you? Isn't it difficult?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Consider this a selection, Gillian.
0:11:18 > 0:11:23Can you say, "Britain enters a quadruple dip recession"?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Britain enters a quadruple dip recession.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Oh, that's good.- That is good. - That's bad news.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Did you hear that?- What the newsreader just said?- Yeah.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Stop it!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37No, that's good. You have an air of authority about you.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Yeah.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I've practised.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41How's your French, Gillian?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Not necessarily to do with this, just in general,
0:11:44 > 0:11:45as part of your application.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48My under-grad is in French.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Oh, is it?- I have a degree in French and German.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Ah!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- OK.- But I don't know them all!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58I should, but, um...
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I'm just trying to decide which is going to be...
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- The lowest possible score?- Yeah.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06OK. I'm going to say Pays-Bas
0:12:06 > 0:12:07is the Netherlands.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Pay-Bas - the Netherlands. Let's see if that's right.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Let's see how many people said it. There's your red line. Below that, you're in Round Two.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19It's right.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21You're through to Round Two. Very well done.
0:12:23 > 0:12:2526 for the Pays-Bas.
0:12:27 > 0:12:2841's your total.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Well played, Gillian. Yeah, Pays-Bas. It translates as the low countries.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37It's another one we know from Eurovision...from the olden days.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Now then, Morgan.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Welcome to Pointless.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Thank you.- Also from Cardiff.- Yep.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Are you a rugby player? - I am a rugby player.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Something about you says "rugby player".
0:12:48 > 0:12:50What do you do?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53I'm a securitisation assistant for a large bank.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55A securitisation assistant?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57What does that mean?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Securitisation is the selling of future cash flows.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Wow! And in your spare time... - Rugby.- Rugby?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Lots of rugby.- Yeah.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Morgan, what's the stupidest thing you've ever done in your life?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Well, the stupidest thing I was willing to put on the application form
0:13:14 > 0:13:16was eating a number six candle.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Yeah. A big one?
0:13:18 > 0:13:19It was about that big.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Shaped like a number six, for a bet.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Did you have to eat the wick as well?- Yes.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28What shall we bet Morgan to do by the end of the show?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32A rugby player will literally do anything.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Yeah! Now then, Morgan, how's your French?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I haven't done French since school, so not that great.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40OK. You're on 66.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42The high scorers are still Ian and Jenny on 95.
0:13:42 > 0:13:4428 or less
0:13:44 > 0:13:45keeps you in the game.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Allemagne sounds familiar,
0:13:48 > 0:13:50but I can't remember what it was.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52I'm going to have to take a guess at Chypre
0:13:52 > 0:13:53and say Cyprus.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Cyprus, says Morgan. Cyprus.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Here comes your red line. Below that, you're in the next round.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01How many of our 100 said Cyprus for Chypre?
0:14:07 > 0:14:0856 for Cyprus.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Takes your total up to 122.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Chypre, cinquante-six points.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18That's what I would do if I was the Eurovision guy.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Now then, Paul.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21- Hello.- Paul, welcome back.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- And Millie 2.- And Millie 2.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- We discovered last time that you have just become a grandfather for the first time.- Yes.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Of little Millie, who's a week old. - One week old.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36- Can't be with us, so I brought...- To be honest, at what age would you have considered bringing Millie?
0:14:36 > 0:14:37LAUGHTER
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Two weeks.- Two weeks?- Two weeks, she'd have had to come.- Really?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Well, what a shame/blessed relief.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Always nice to have a newborn in the studio,
0:14:48 > 0:14:53but I think to have a representative in the shape of Mille 2,
0:14:53 > 0:14:54who you're wearing in your pocket...
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Very good. Now, Paul...
0:14:57 > 0:15:00So we're looking for the English names of these countries in French.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03French, yes - the other side of the Channel.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05And that's about as much as I know about France.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06I knew one for definite.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Unfortunately, it's just been stolen - Cyprus.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11So I'll have to go for the only other one I know.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15I only know that because I looked in the mirror
0:15:15 > 0:15:18and decided that Etats-Unis
0:15:18 > 0:15:19is United States.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- In the mirror?- Etats - state.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Ah!
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Oh, good!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Very good.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32There we are. OK.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35I thought it was just something in the paper.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36LAUGHTER
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Now then, here comes your red line, Paul.
0:15:39 > 0:15:4278 is what you want to be scoring, 78 or less.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Let's see if that is the United States, and if it is,
0:15:46 > 0:15:47let's see how many people said it.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53It's right.
0:15:55 > 0:15:5849. Very well done. You're through to the next round.
0:15:58 > 0:16:0092 is your total.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Very well played.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Les Etats-Unis.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06There are certain towns in Maine in America
0:16:06 > 0:16:08where French is the most widely spoken language.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Ian.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11- Welcome back to the show.- Thank you.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Remind us what happened last time, Ian.
0:16:14 > 0:16:19Well, Jenny here kind of thought the Beatles were a '60s band
0:16:19 > 0:16:22and didn't exist at all in the '70s
0:16:22 > 0:16:24and plumped for them and scored 100...
0:16:24 > 0:16:27which left us in a sticky wicket.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32But in fairness, my answer wouldn't have got us in even if she'd got the Beatles right, so it didn't matter.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34OK, well, you've got a little bit of a challenge here.
0:16:34 > 0:16:3826 or less is what you have to score, or we say goodbye to you.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40How's your French, Ian?
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Pauvais.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Mauvais, that should be.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Pauvais?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47I'll take your first answer.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50The board is all yours. Why not take us through it
0:16:50 > 0:16:52and fill in all the gaps?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55As people often say...if only. Allemagne is Germany.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Erythree, I want to say... might be Eritrea,
0:16:59 > 0:17:02but I just don't even know if that's a country or just a place.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Lettonie...
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I cannot think.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Suede is Sweden.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09I'm not sure if any of them are going to be enough,
0:17:09 > 0:17:10but I'm going to say Suede,
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- and be annoyed if Eritrea turns out to be a country. Suede.- OK.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Sweden. Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Here comes your red line.
0:17:25 > 0:17:2764, Ian. Bad luck.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I'm afraid that takes your total up to 159.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Yeah, sorry, Ian. It is Sweden.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35You know what,
0:17:35 > 0:17:37you're really, really, really at that stage of the game,
0:17:37 > 0:17:39should have taken a risk.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41And Eritrea absolutely is a country,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43and the French call it Erythree.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45It would have scored you 11 points.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Allemagne, you were right as well, is Germany,
0:17:50 > 0:17:53but would have scored you too many points. Right to avoid it. 67.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56The best answer on the board there is Lettonie.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Very, very well done, anyone at home who said Latvia
0:17:59 > 0:18:02for Lettonie. That's a very tough one. 5 points.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- 5!- Five out of 100 people really know their French.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Does that ring a bell, Gillian - Lettonie?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11I wouldn't have said Latvia, so it's a good job I didn't.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13OK, well, thanks very much indeed.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15So, at the end of our first round, our losing pair,
0:18:15 > 0:18:18heading home with a score of 159, I'm afraid it's Ian and Jenny.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- It was Round One last time.- Yes!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22And this time. Well, you're consistent,
0:18:22 > 0:18:24I'll give you that. I'll praise that.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27I'm really sorry. It's been great having you on the show.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30It's far too soon to be sending you home. Best of luck with Burn FM.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- Thank you very much.- Great to have you on the show, and I'm sorry it's goodbye so soon.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Thanks very much, Ian and Jenny.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38APPLAUSE
0:18:39 > 0:18:42But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50OK, so we are now down to three pairs.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53We'll be saying goodbye to another pair at the end of this round.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Gillian, Sarah, our lowest scorers by a mile in that round.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59And Sarah, you didn't even study French!
0:18:59 > 0:19:00- No.- And you got the lowest score.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Lucky guess, I think.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Very well thought through.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07If Ian had done that, he'd still be here,
0:19:07 > 0:19:08with his Eritrea.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Anyway, there we are. Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Our category for Round Two is...
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Film. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Actors in Skyfall.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Richard.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37We're looking for the name of any actor or actress
0:19:37 > 0:19:40who received an acting credit in the 2012 film Skyfall, please.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43That's according to IMDb.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46So anyone who had an acting credit in Skyfall. Best of luck.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Thanks very much indeed. Now then,
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Paul, first crucial question - have you seen Skyfall?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54I have a fantastic answer - no.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59For two reasons, you should have.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I can think of one very good reason - that's I'm here now.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04That's one of mine too.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05I'll call on Millie 2...
0:20:05 > 0:20:06- OK.- ..to help me.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Has Millie 2 seen it?
0:20:12 > 0:20:16She says she hasn't seen it, but she has heard a rumour that Daniel Craig is in it.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22OK. You're going to go for Daniel Craig?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Little-known actor.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Let's see if that's correct.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Let's see how many of our 100 people said Daniel Craig.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32He's in it.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:20:37 > 0:20:4074. Not bad. A lot better than 100.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Didn't know any others, she said.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Fair enough.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Well, Millie 2 is rubbish at Pointless.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Yeah, Daniel Craig - his third outing as Bond.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51He's just signed up for two more as well.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Good stuff. Now, Morgan.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- Morgan, you've seen Skyfall. - I have seen Skyfall.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58This is going to make it a lot easier.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01I think I'm going to go for...
0:21:01 > 0:21:03plays the gamekeeper - Albert Finnie.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Albert Finnie, says Morgan.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Albert Finnie.
0:21:17 > 0:21:209. Very well played, Morgan.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Good answer, Morgan. Yeah, plays the gamekeeper Kincade.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30He's got the best line in the film - "Welcome to Scotland".
0:21:30 > 0:21:32But he's not Scottish.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I thought that was weird.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35- You think?- Well, yeah.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38We're so used to people playing...
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- characters from other countries, aren't we?- Well, yes, we are.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43It just seemed weird.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- Good line, though. - It's a cracking line.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50He's got a Scottish name - Kincade.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Oh, so you're saying...
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- I can't remember - does he do it in a Scottish accent?- No.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57No, he's sort of English.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58English, yeah.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Disappointing.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Gillian.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- OK.- Gillian, Skyfall.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Actors or actresses.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Right. Um...
0:22:10 > 0:22:14My pronunciation might be wrong, but I think it's Berenice Marlohe?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Berenice Marlohe, says Gillian.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Berenice Marlohe.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 said Berenice Marlohe.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26It's right.
0:22:29 > 0:22:309 is our lowest score so far.
0:22:32 > 0:22:343 is what you get for Berenice Marlohe.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Very well done indeed.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Well remembered, Gillian.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- That's a terrific answer, Gillian. Gillian's good, isn't she?- Very good.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45She plays Severine.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.
0:22:48 > 0:22:503 our best score of that pass - Gillian and Sarah
0:22:50 > 0:22:52once again looking very strong
0:22:52 > 0:22:54at this stage of the game. Up to 9,
0:22:54 > 0:22:56where we find Morgan and Jamie,
0:22:56 > 0:22:57then I'm afraid it's a long hike up to 74,
0:22:57 > 0:22:59where we find Paul and Alex.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Alex, have you seen Skyfall?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- No, I haven't, Alexander.- Good.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06LAUGHTER
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Well, very best of luck with that answer.
0:23:08 > 0:23:13We'll come back down the line. Can the second players please take their places at the podium.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19OK. So, Sarah, we are looking for actors or actresses
0:23:19 > 0:23:20in Skyfall.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- OK.- You've seen it, haven't you?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Yeah. I saw it in IMAX. It was amazing.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Amazing.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Um...I'm a bit unsure whether to play safe,
0:23:30 > 0:23:31because Gillian did so well,
0:23:31 > 0:23:34or go for one that I think's right, but...
0:23:34 > 0:23:37If you can score 70 or less, you're through to the head-to-head.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Um...
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Argh!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43I'm going to go with Ralph Fiennes.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45OK, Ralph Fiennes.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48There is your red line. Let's see if you can get below that
0:23:48 > 0:23:49with Ralph Fiennes.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54It's right.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56And you are through to the next round.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Very well done.
0:23:59 > 0:24:0011.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Wow.
0:24:04 > 0:24:0611 for Ralph Fiennes. Takes your total to 14.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Well played, Sarah. Ralph Fiennes plays Gareth Mallory,
0:24:09 > 0:24:11who has a very important role in the film. I won't say what,
0:24:11 > 0:24:13in case people haven't seen it.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Jamie, have you seen Skyfall?
0:24:17 > 0:24:18- Yeah.- You have.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Now, all you need to score is 64 or less.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24There's two I'm tossing up between...
0:24:24 > 0:24:26It's just if I get the surname right.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Think I'm going to go for Ben Whishaw.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Ben Whishaw.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Ben Whishaw, says Jamie. There's your red line.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36If you get below that, you're through to the next round.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38How many people said Ben Whishaw?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44It's absolutely right, and you are through.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Look at that - 5! Very well done, Jamie.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50That's a great answer.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Also taking you to a total of 14.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Good answer, Jamie. Ben Whishaw plays Q, of course.
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Now then, Alex.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Now then, I'm afraid to say...
0:25:04 > 0:25:07These guys have just scored so low. 14 for each of them.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08And that's a total.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11And I'm afraid you're on 74 and you haven't even answered yet.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13So you probably don't need me to tell you
0:25:13 > 0:25:15I'm afraid you are already our high scorers.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- You haven't seen the film.- No, I haven't at all.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Big mistake! You should - it's good.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23I've seen all the posters for it...
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- It's not quite the same.- No.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Is Sean Connery in it?
0:25:28 > 0:25:29LAUGHTER
0:25:31 > 0:25:32I'm so glad you laughed.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Alex, what are you going to go for?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Well, it's a guess. She was in the other two,
0:25:39 > 0:25:41so I'm going to go for Dame Judi Dench.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- Judi Dench, says Alex. - Good old Judi.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46No red line for you, as you are already the high scorers.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Let's see how many of our 100 said Judi Dench.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52It's right.
0:25:55 > 0:25:5650.
0:25:57 > 0:25:5950 takes your total to 124.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Yes, Dame Judi Dench's seventh time playing M.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Her house in the film
0:26:06 > 0:26:08is John Barry the Bond composer's house.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13A few answers you could have given - people at home might have got.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Javier Bardem would have scored you 12.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Naomie Harris would have scored you 9.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Roy Kinnear would have scored you 4 points.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Helen McCrory, 3 points.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Burt Caesar, Elize du Toit, who used to be in Hollyoaks.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Gordon Milne plays M's driver.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Huw Edwards plays BBC news anchor.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- He's very convincing.- Yeah.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38I've seen more convincing people doing that, though.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Oh, yeah.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47She'd be terrific in Skyfall 2.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49She's in the next programme after this.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Do you think it'll be Huw today? Might be George Alagiah.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Sometimes it's Sophie Raworth as well, isn't it?
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Occasionally. Sometimes George goes off to some, some...
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I don't know, some hot spot.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01Hang on!
0:27:01 > 0:27:04To present the news live from somewhere as it's happening.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07I'm not saying he goes off on some holiday!
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- Or some terrible...- I thought he was going clubbing somewhere.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Oh, I see! No, no, no.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Jo Cameron Brown,
0:27:15 > 0:27:17whose surname is both the last two Prime Ministers,
0:27:17 > 0:27:20which is quite something. Oliver Johnstone.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Paul Venables...
0:27:24 > 0:27:26You know what...
0:27:26 > 0:27:27ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Go on, Richard.
0:27:29 > 0:27:30There's so many pointless answers,
0:27:30 > 0:27:32yet you have to put that one...
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Tonia Sotiropoulou was a pointless answer
0:27:35 > 0:27:37and another news anchor, a CNN news anchor,
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Wolf Blitzer, also in the film, also a pointless answer.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Well done if you said any of those.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45- Wolf Blitzer!- It's a good name, isn't it?- It's a great name.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Paul and Alex...
0:27:48 > 0:27:50I'm sorry to say, it was Round Two last time,
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Round Two again this time.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55A tremendous parallel between this show and the show before.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59I'm sorry we have to say goodbye to you. It's been great having you on the show, and Millie 2.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Millie says if you'd done John Wayne films,
0:28:02 > 0:28:04she'd have been in there.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06OK, well, I can only apologise. I'm sorry.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Paul and Alex, thanks very much for playing.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25Congratulations, Gillian and Sarah, Jamie and Morgan.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28You're one step closer to the final and a chance to play for our jackpot of £1,000.
0:28:28 > 0:28:33Now, we have to decide which pair it's going to be going through to that Pointless final
0:28:33 > 0:28:36to play for the money, and to do that, you're now going to go head-to-head.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39The difference is, you're now allowed to confer.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42First pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot.
0:28:42 > 0:28:43Now, Gillian...
0:28:43 > 0:28:46We think we'll take this audition one step further.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49I'm going to ask you to come up here.
0:28:49 > 0:28:50- Come up here, come on!- No, no, no!
0:28:50 > 0:28:53I want you to read something out.
0:28:53 > 0:28:54Uh-oh.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57Maybe I need to drink some water first or something.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59Some brandy, I think.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01There you are. There we go.
0:29:03 > 0:29:04OK. Coming up next, the head-to-head
0:29:04 > 0:29:07with Gillian and Sarah and Jamie and Morgan.
0:29:07 > 0:29:08Brilliant!
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Back of the net!
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Well done. Superb.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17So we've got two brand-new pairs.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Neither of you have been on Pointless before, let alone
0:29:20 > 0:29:21made it through to the head-to-head.
0:29:21 > 0:29:25It's going to be very exciting when you can put your heads together. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34And here comes your first question. It concerns...
0:29:38 > 0:29:41- Jockeys. Richard.- That's gone down well with everyone(!)
0:29:42 > 0:29:45We're about to show you five pictures of jockeys past and present.
0:29:45 > 0:29:47Can you identify the most obscure of these?
0:29:47 > 0:29:50OK, let's reveal our five jockeys. And here they come. We have got...
0:30:08 > 0:30:10There we go. Five jockeys.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Gillian and Sarah, you've played best so far, so you get to go first.
0:30:17 > 0:30:19THEY CONFER
0:30:19 > 0:30:20I think we're going to go for A
0:30:20 > 0:30:24and we think it's Willie Carson.
0:30:24 > 0:30:25Willie Carson.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27Willie Carson, say Gillian and Sarah.
0:30:27 > 0:30:31Now then, Janie and Morgan, talk us through the rest of the board, if you can.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32Wish I could!
0:30:32 > 0:30:35Don't know anything about jockeys, really.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37We only know the one, pretty much.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40We're going to have to go for C and Frankie Dettori.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42C - Frankie Dettori.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44C - Frankie Dettori.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47So we have Carson versus Dettori.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Let's see. Willie Carson, say Gillian and Sarah.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Is it right? How many people said it?
0:30:53 > 0:30:54It is right.
0:30:58 > 0:30:5938.
0:31:03 > 0:31:0638. Jamie and Morgan have said Frankie Dettori for C.
0:31:06 > 0:31:09Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said that.
0:31:11 > 0:31:12It's right.
0:31:15 > 0:31:1652 for Frankie Dettori.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22Well done, Gillian and Sarah. After one question, you're up 1-0.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24- Richard.- Tough first question there.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Well handled by both teams.
0:31:26 > 0:31:30B, arguably the best female jockey in the UK. It's Hayley Turner.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32Well done if you said that.
0:31:32 > 0:31:334 points.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36Now, D is a pointless answer.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Not pointless to me, because I won an absolute bomb on him
0:31:39 > 0:31:41when he won the Grand National on Neptune Collonges.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43It's Daryl Jacob.
0:31:43 > 0:31:44Very well done if you said him.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47And obviously, that is Lester Piggott, the biggest scorer of all.
0:31:47 > 0:31:50Would have scored you 58.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Thanks very much, Richard.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55Here comes your second question. Jamie and Morgan, you get to answer this one first,
0:31:55 > 0:31:58but you have to win it to stay in the game. It concerns...
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Weather songs. Richard.
0:32:03 > 0:32:06We'll show you the names of five UK Top 40 hits,
0:32:06 > 0:32:08each of which have a weather term in their title,
0:32:08 > 0:32:10but we've left that term out.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12Can you fill it in, please?
0:32:12 > 0:32:16Let's reveal our five weather songs, and here they are.
0:32:29 > 0:32:30I'll read those all one final time.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45So there we are - five weather songs.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48Jamie and Morgan, you go first this time.
0:32:48 > 0:32:49THEY CONFER
0:33:02 > 0:33:03You can pick. On your head be it.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06We're torn between two.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10Did I hear...? The last thing you said was "On your head be it"?!
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Yes, it was!
0:33:12 > 0:33:13Right you are.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15Just so we're clear.
0:33:18 > 0:33:19- Yes.- OK.
0:33:19 > 0:33:20Do you want to go for yours?
0:33:25 > 0:33:29OK, we'll go for DJ Fresh ft Rita Ora
0:33:29 > 0:33:30and Hot Right Now.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Hot Right Now.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35- Was that your choice, Morgan, or Jamie's?- Mine. - That was Jamie's choice.
0:33:37 > 0:33:38Gillian and Sarah.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Talk us through the board if you can.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44I think the only one we don't know is Riders On The...
0:33:44 > 0:33:46whatever that is.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48It's Raining Men.
0:33:48 > 0:33:50Summer Sun, I'm guessing, maybe.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Is that not Texas?
0:33:52 > 0:33:53I don't know.
0:33:53 > 0:33:54That's what I thought.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56And then it's Raining...
0:33:56 > 0:33:59- It's Thunder.- Thunder, is it? - I think so.- Go with that.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01I think we'll go with the top one.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Leo Sayer - I think it's Thunder In My Heart.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05- Thunder In My Heart?- I think so.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Thunder In My Heart, say Gillian and Sarah.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11OK, so Jamie and Morgan have said Hot Right Now.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Hot Right Now.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17Absolutely right.
0:34:21 > 0:34:2317.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29It needs to be good for you, this one.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32You have to win it to stay in the game. Gillian and Sarah
0:34:32 > 0:34:35have gone for Thunder In My Heart, the Leo Sayer song.
0:34:35 > 0:34:38Let's see if thunder is right, and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:34:40 > 0:34:41It's right.
0:34:44 > 0:34:45Has to beat 17.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Oh, it's done it! Look at that - 15.
0:34:47 > 0:34:48Very, very well done.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54Gillian and Sarah, after only two questions,
0:34:54 > 0:34:55you are through to the final 2-0.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57- Brilliant.- That was close.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59Very well played.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02- Morgan, what was your choice going to be?- Summer Breeze by the Isley Brothers.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05It is Summer Breeze. Actually would have lost you the point as well.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07Summer Breeze would have scored you 23 points.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09So that is a relief.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12You've lost, but at least you can still talk to each other.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14It's Riders On The Storm
0:35:14 > 0:35:15by the Doors.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Would have scored 58 points.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19And It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls.
0:35:19 > 0:35:23That's a very big score - 90 points for the Weather Girls.
0:35:23 > 0:35:24Thank you very much indeed.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27So, our losing pair at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:35:27 > 0:35:30I'm afraid is Jamie and Morgan. Two perfectly good answers there.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32I'm afraid Gillian and Sarah just...
0:35:32 > 0:35:35pulled it out from under your noses, I'm afraid.
0:35:35 > 0:35:36Yes, Thunder In My Heart
0:35:36 > 0:35:39just pipped you. But the good news is, we'll see you again next time.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43Jamie and Morgan, thanks very much for playing. Great contestants.
0:35:45 > 0:35:48But for Gillian and Sarah, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Congratulations, Gillian and Sarah.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58You fought off all the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy,
0:35:58 > 0:36:00so very, very well done.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £1,000.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Gillian, Sarah,
0:36:14 > 0:36:18you've made this look like a walk in the park. You've come breezing through every round,
0:36:18 > 0:36:21and then a 2-0 head-to-head victory. Fantastic.
0:36:21 > 0:36:25Now, as you will have gathered, today we've made a couple of tiny changes to the end game,
0:36:25 > 0:36:26just to make it a bit more exciting,
0:36:26 > 0:36:29but as always, first you have to choose a category.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31And your choices are...
0:36:31 > 0:36:33Only four of them today.
0:36:41 > 0:36:42What do you think?
0:36:42 > 0:36:44- Uh-oh!- Hmm.
0:36:44 > 0:36:45None of them are good for us at all.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51- We'll have to go with sporting champions.- Sporting champions.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54OK, what within sporting champions would you be good at?
0:36:54 > 0:36:57Something Olympic sort of based.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Football.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01I don't know any sports.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05OK, so you've gone with sporting champions.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Richard.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10So, for this question, we'll give you three different options.
0:37:10 > 0:37:14So you'll still have your normal 60 seconds, still going to give us three answers,
0:37:14 > 0:37:17but you can give your answers across any of the categories you're about to see.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19Three different ones.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23We need you to give us the name of anyone who has...
0:37:25 > 0:37:28That's the Open, the US Open, the Masters and the US PGA.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30Or anyone who has...
0:37:32 > 0:37:35That's the French, Australian, US Open and Wimbledon.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37Or anyone who has...
0:37:39 > 0:37:42That's the UK, the Masters, and the World Championships.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44So you can choose one on each category,
0:37:44 > 0:37:46you can choose three from one, if you like.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48However you fancy doing it. You still have 60 seconds,
0:37:48 > 0:37:51still give us three answers, and you still need one pointless.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55Now, as always, you've got one minute to come up with three answers.
0:37:55 > 0:37:59To win that jackpot, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02Remember, the answer you provide can be from any of these three...
0:38:11 > 0:38:12- Are you ready?- Yes.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17There they are. Your time starts now.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20OK, they've got to be pretty big people cos they've won five times.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Do you know any for definite?
0:38:22 > 0:38:26Shall we just list some golfers and tennis players and snooker...
0:38:26 > 0:38:27Golf, I've no chance.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Nick Faldo.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Padraig Harrington could be a good one.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34- Ernie Els - is he golf?- Yeah.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36And tennis?
0:38:36 > 0:38:38I can't... Sharapova.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Anna Kournikova...
0:38:40 > 0:38:42Thingy thingy...
0:38:42 > 0:38:43Rocka Rockavitch.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Novak Djokovic!
0:38:45 > 0:38:46Steffi Graf...
0:38:46 > 0:38:48- I don't...- OK, snooker.
0:38:50 > 0:38:51Alex Higgins?
0:38:51 > 0:38:53I think he's...
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Yeah, he won't be...
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Shall we just pick three tennis players?
0:38:59 > 0:39:02Yeah. Probably be more likely to win the tennis.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05OK. I would say go for Lleyton Hewitt...
0:39:06 > 0:39:07Ten seconds left.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09Yeah, OK.
0:39:09 > 0:39:10Um...
0:39:13 > 0:39:14Kournikova?
0:39:16 > 0:39:17OK.
0:39:17 > 0:39:18I don't know...
0:39:18 > 0:39:22That's your time up. I now need three answers from you. What are you going to give me?
0:39:22 > 0:39:26We'll give you three answers from the winners of five or more tennis Grand Slam titles.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28OK. And they are?
0:39:28 > 0:39:30We're going to go with
0:39:30 > 0:39:34- Justine Henin...- Justine Henin.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36- Lleyton Hewitt.- Lleyton Hewitt.
0:39:36 > 0:39:40- Victoria Azarenka. - Victoria Azarenka.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Of those three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:39:43 > 0:39:45I don't know. Maybe Lleyton Hewitt.
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Lleyton Hewitt we'll put last.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49Lleyton Hewitt. And your least likely?
0:39:49 > 0:39:51- Azarenka.- Azarenka.
0:39:51 > 0:39:54- We don't know if she's won any! - OK, we'll put her first.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57Let's put those answers on the board in that order. Here they are.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59All from the tennis category.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06OK, well, very, very best of luck.
0:40:06 > 0:40:10You chose to ignore the golf and the snooker entirely - just went to tennis.
0:40:10 > 0:40:15Very best of luck. Your first answer - the one you thought was least likely to be pointless -
0:40:15 > 0:40:18was Victoria Azarenka. Let's see if that's right and if it is,
0:40:18 > 0:40:19let's see how many people said it.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22If this is pointless, you leave here with £1,000.
0:40:25 > 0:40:26Bad luck.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29First answer incorrect. Two more answers on the board.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Your second answer was Justine Henin.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34Let's see if that's right. If this is right and it's pointless,
0:40:34 > 0:40:36you'll leave here with £1,000.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39Gillian, what would you do with £1,000?
0:40:39 > 0:40:43Spend it all in London before I go home!
0:40:43 > 0:40:44LAUGHTER
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Easily done.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48Sarah, how about you?
0:40:48 > 0:40:51I think I'd probably do the same, to be honest.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54Just buy more clothes and shoes and bags and things.
0:40:54 > 0:40:55Yeah!
0:40:55 > 0:40:57Not do anything sensible with it at all.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59OK! Very, very best of luck.
0:40:59 > 0:41:03Your second answer, Justine Henin - let's see if it's right and if it is,
0:41:03 > 0:41:04let's see how many people said it.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07If it's pointless, you leave with £1,000.
0:41:09 > 0:41:10It's right.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Your first answer, Victoria Azarenka,
0:41:13 > 0:41:17was incorrect, but Justine Henin is absolutely right.
0:41:17 > 0:41:18Taking us down through the teens...
0:41:18 > 0:41:20into single figures, still going down...
0:41:20 > 0:41:22You've done it!
0:41:22 > 0:41:23CHEERING
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Very well done indeed! Brilliant!
0:41:27 > 0:41:28That is fantastic.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Very well done. Fantastic - first time!
0:41:37 > 0:41:41Very, very well done! Congratulations, Gillian and Sarah.
0:41:41 > 0:41:42Justine Henin was a pointless answer,
0:41:42 > 0:41:45which means you leave here with the jackpot of £1,000.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Very, very well done indeed.
0:41:48 > 0:41:52Yeah, Azarenka, she's only won two Grand Slam titles, as of February 2013,
0:41:52 > 0:41:55as has Lleyton Hewitt, actually, so he would have been an incorrect answer too.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Justine Henin was a terrific answer.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Let's look at some pointless answers in each of the categories
0:42:00 > 0:42:03in case you've gone across the different ones at home.
0:42:03 > 0:42:04We'll start with golf.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07You would have won the money with...
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Also would have won money for Gene Sarazen, Harry Vardon or James Braid.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14Well done if you said any of those.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17Tennis, you would have won the money for...
0:42:21 > 0:42:24Also Evonne Goolagong, John Newcombe, Martina Hingis and Monica Seles -
0:42:24 > 0:42:27all of those pointless answers. Very well done if you said those.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29And snooker...
0:42:34 > 0:42:36Also Doug Mountjoy and Paul Hunter.
0:42:36 > 0:42:40Very well done if you said any of those across any category - you would have won the money.
0:42:40 > 0:42:41Thanks very much indeed.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Did you know any other answers?
0:42:43 > 0:42:46We were talking about Paul Hunter just last night, actually.
0:42:46 > 0:42:47We knew Martina Hingis as well.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50We didn't know her - we said she was a tennis player!
0:42:50 > 0:42:53Who cares? You've won anyway.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55So, very, very well done indeed.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57Thanks once again to our winning players, Gillian and Sarah,
0:42:57 > 0:43:00who go away with today's jackpot of £1,000.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02Very well done.
0:43:05 > 0:43:09Join us next time, when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:43:09 > 0:43:13- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.- And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
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