Episode 31

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0:00:15 > 0:00:17APPLAUSE & CHEERING

0:00:21 > 0:00:22Thank you very much indeed!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24I'm Alexander Armstrong, welcome to Pointless,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27the quiz that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Let's meet today's players.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36- Couple number one.- My name's Roy and this is my friend Rob.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39We've known each other for 20 years and we're here from Eastbourne.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Couple number two.- Hi, my name's Stewart, this is my partner Mel.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47We're from Evesham in Worcestershire and we've known each other for about 11 years.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Couple number three. - I'm Nathan, this is Peter,

0:00:50 > 0:00:52father and son from Gisborough.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53And finally, couple number four.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Hi, my name's Sam, this is Todd, and we're friends from Watford.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00These are today's contestants.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Thanks. We'll find out more about you throughout the show.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08That leaves one person for me to introduce -

0:01:08 > 0:01:11he's a man so clever, he can even talk himself out of a fight with Mike Tyson,

0:01:11 > 0:01:13it's my Pointless friend,

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- it's Richard.- Hiya!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Hi, everybody!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23I wouldn't try and talk myself out of a fight with Mike Tyson.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25If he wants one, bring it on. LAUGHTER

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Absolutely bring it on. Any time.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Now, Todd and Sam are back with us.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Todd and Sam are on the same podium. They were in the 200 Club last time.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Yes.- There's a lot of pressure on you today.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38We've got Roy and Rob back, as well.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40We were surprised they got knocked out last time.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42They were very good in the first round.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45One slightly dodgy answer in the second round,

0:01:45 > 0:01:47one very good answer in the second round.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51- But they're going to be hard to beat. - I think they probably are.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Round One, no-one here's going to be too delighted with it,

0:01:53 > 0:01:56but it's a question I get asked to do all the time.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57- We're going to do it today?- Yep.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01- And no-one's going to like it?- No. - I'm looking forward to it a lot.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Our contestants need to find the answers those 100 people didn't get.

0:02:08 > 0:02:13Everyone is trying to find an answer that none of our 100 people gave.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Each time that happens, we add £250 to the jackpot.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20Hayley and Anthony didn't win the jackpot so we add another £1,000 to that,

0:02:20 > 0:02:24so today's jackpot starts off at £4,000.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:32 > 0:02:37Now, in this first round, I want an answer from each of you but there is to be no conferring.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Whichever pair has the highest score will be heading home.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Our first category today is...

0:02:45 > 0:02:50Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58OK, let's find out what that question is.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:03:00 > 0:03:04to name as many Scottish Football Teams as they could.

0:03:04 > 0:03:09- Scottish Football Teams. Richard? - Lots of people north of the border sharpening their pencils.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13We're looking for the name of any Scottish football team in any of the Scottish leagues,

0:03:13 > 0:03:16from the Premier League to the Third Division,

0:03:16 > 0:03:19any one in those professional leagues in the 2012/2013 season.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Very best of luck.- Thanks.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Now then, Rob and Roy, you all drew lots

0:03:24 > 0:03:28and, once again, you are going first this time.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Rob, welcome back to the show.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34- Hello.- Great to have you here. You had a great time last time.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Two fantastic answers from you.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- And then Roy gave us California. - LAUGHTER

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Rob, remind us what you like to get up to down in Eastbourne.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47I'm retired, so I play a bit of golf and do my garden when the weather stops.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48I do a lot of reading.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Now then, Scottish football... - May I try Caledonian Thistle?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54OK, Rob, you're saying Caledonian Thistle?

0:03:54 > 0:03:57I'm going to need the full name from you, Rob.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00I can't remember it. I know it has a name in front.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02I'll have to say Berwick and Caledonian Thistle.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Berwick Caledonian Thistle, says Rob.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Berwick Caledonian Thistle. Is that right? How many said it?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Bad luck, Rob! I'm sorry.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Berwick Caledonian Thistle is an incorrect answer.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17That scores you 100 points.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Sorry, Rob. I'll give correct answers at the end of the pass.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Mel, welcome to Pointless. - Thank you.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Great to have you here. What do you do?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- I'm a secondary school teacher. - What do you teach?- Languages.

0:04:27 > 0:04:32- Which ones?- French, German and a little bit of Spanish. - That's a good spread there!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Now then, Scottish football...

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Unfortunately, my job doesn't involve me travelling to Scotland,

0:04:37 > 0:04:41so this is a bit of a difficult one for me. Erm...

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I think I'm going to go for Dundee United.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Dundee United, says Mel.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Absolutely right.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- 23, Mel. - APPLAUSE

0:05:00 > 0:05:0323 for Dundee United.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Good answer. Well played.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Their biggest ever attendance was 28,000, when they played against Barcelona.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Now then, Pete, welcome to Pointless.- Thank you.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16- Pete, Nathan said that you're a father-son team.- We are.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Were you three when you had Nathan?! - No, I wasn't three!

0:05:19 > 0:05:24- Anyway, Pete, what do you do? - I work for the local council.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- Very good. Which department? - I work in human resources. - Right you are.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- What do you get up to in your spare time? - I used to play football and cricket,

0:05:32 > 0:05:36- but now, as I'm not so young, I've taken up golf.- Excellent.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Now, I have a feeling, you're from near Middlesbrough, from Gisborough,

0:05:40 > 0:05:43geographically, you're a bit closer to Scotland

0:05:43 > 0:05:46so maybe you have more of an interest in Scottish football.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49I do... Well, I follow English teams more,

0:05:49 > 0:05:54- but I have an idea of a few Scottish teams.- Very good.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57I was thinking of lower divisions. I would say Stenhousemuir.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Stenhousemuir, says Pete.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Let's see if that's right and how many people said it. Good answer.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06It is right.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Well, 23 has been our lowest score so far.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Let's see how far Stenhousemuir goes.

0:06:11 > 0:06:131! Brilliant answer, Pete!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Very well done indeed! - APPLAUSE

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Disappointing it didn't go all the way down, but that's a fabulous low score.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Terrific answer. Very well played.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26They're in the Scottish Second Division in that season.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30- Good stuff. Now then, Todd...- Hello. - Welcome back.- Thanks.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Round One last time.- Abysmal.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36- This cannot happen again.- No. - And it's not going to.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- You and your knowledge of Scottish football, what are you going for? - I can think of a couple.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43I've got one in my head. I'm toying with it,

0:06:43 > 0:06:47but I'll go with it anyway. I believe Alloa is a Scottish team.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Alloa, says Todd. Let's see if Alloa's right

0:06:49 > 0:06:53and how many people said Alloa.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55It's right.

0:06:55 > 0:07:00It's right. 1 is our best score so far, and that was Pete.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- 5 for Alloa. - APPLAUSE

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Well played, Todd. Another Scottish Second Division team there.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12They're nicknamed The Wasps.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14They have a habit of ruining people's picnics.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Thanks very much! Let's take a look at those scores.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Pete and Nathan looking particularly strong on the back of Pete's excellent answer.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Lovely low score.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Then up to 5, where we find Todd and Sam.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Up to 23, where we find Mel and Stewart.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Then up to 100, I'm so sorry, Rob and Roy.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36I have a feeling that would've been a great answer if you'd had the last component.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Who knows what might happen. Roy, if we have a low score from you,

0:07:40 > 0:07:42it might be enough to keep you in the game. Let's hope so.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Remember, we are looking for teams in the Scottish Football Leagues.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Sam, we need a nice low score from you.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Welcome back to Pointless.- Hi.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Remind us what you do. - I'm a midwife.- Absolutely right.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04When you're not midwifing, what do you like to get up to?

0:08:04 > 0:08:06I'm into Arts & Crafts.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09I like cross-stitching, I knit quite a lot.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Good stuff. Now then,

0:08:11 > 0:08:15our high scorers are Rob and Roy on 100, you're on 5, so 94 will see you through.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19- What are you going to go for? - I'll go with one that I'm hoping is right,

0:08:19 > 0:08:21and if it's right it should hopefully be low enough,

0:08:21 > 0:08:24and I apologise to Todd if it's not,

0:08:24 > 0:08:25I'm going to say Celtic.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Celtic, says Sam. There's your red line. It's nice and high.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Let's see if Celtic gets you below that red line.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34It does.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Only just! But that's all it needed to do. Very well done.

0:08:37 > 0:08:4085 that scores you. Takes your total up to 90.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45It's all you needed to do because of that 100 points on podium one.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48But Celtic, I can confirm, are a Scottish football team.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49I thought they were!

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Now, Nathan, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.

0:08:53 > 0:08:58- What do you do, Nathan?- I am a college student and I'm studying French, Spanish and English.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Wow. Mel can help you out there! - The languages troop!- Very good.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Nathan, what are your hobbies? - I love football,

0:09:06 > 0:09:08so this is a great question for me.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Are you going to be able to beat your dad's score of 1?

0:09:10 > 0:09:15I'll give it a go. He won't let me live it down if I don't beat him.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17It'll be tough. I'll try.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Whose idea was it to come on this show?- It was definitely mine. I coaxed him into it!

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- So, Pete was the obvious choice? - He was.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27- He's smarter than Mam. - LAUGHTER

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- He's not really! I'm joking! - Move out now.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32She'll kick me out, don't worry.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Nathan, what are you going to go for?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37I am going to take inspiration from my father's name

0:09:37 > 0:09:41and I'm going to go for Peterhead.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Peterhead.- They're a Scottish Third Division team.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Sam's nodding!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Sounds good! - It does sound very good!

0:09:48 > 0:09:52OK, there's your red line. If you get below that, you're through to the next round.

0:09:52 > 0:09:57Let's see how far down the column Peterhead takes us. Will it beat Pete's score of 1?

0:09:57 > 0:10:01It's right and you're through.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Let's see where it ends up. Peterhead. It's a great answer.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Oh! You equal Pete's low score of 1!

0:10:09 > 0:10:13Your total is 2. Very well done, Nathan. Great score.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18That's Stenhousemuir 1 - Peterhead 1. LAUGHTER

0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Score draw.- I could do that. Yes, Third Division Scottish team.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Only joined the Scottish League in 2000. Been around since 1890.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Now then, Stewart, welcome to the show.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32What do you do, Stewart, in Evesham?

0:10:32 > 0:10:35I work in Worcester as a personal tutor

0:10:35 > 0:10:40to further education students, so 16 to 23 year olds.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42And what do you tutor them in?

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Mainly trying to help them get through their qualification,

0:10:46 > 0:10:48doing what's necessary,

0:10:48 > 0:10:52but I teach personal, social and health to them, as well.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55OK. Very good. What do you do in your spare time?

0:10:55 > 0:10:58In my younger days, I used to be a footballer,

0:10:58 > 0:11:01and later on, a gymnast,

0:11:01 > 0:11:04which the two don't really combine well with each other

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- but I managed to do those. - Wow. Footballer and gymnast?

0:11:07 > 0:11:11- Could you pull some fancy tricks on the field, then?- I used to.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Very good. At what sort of level did you do the gymnastics?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18I got up to national level.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Very good. Good stuff. What fun.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23So, then, 23 is your score.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25The high score, Roy and Rob on 100.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28We need a score of 76 or less from you.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Football's a good category for me,

0:11:31 > 0:11:34but Scotland, erm, not as good as English clubs,

0:11:34 > 0:11:37but I will go with St Mirren.

0:11:37 > 0:11:42St Mirren. Just to clarify, he means his knowledge of it is not as good as English clubs.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45It's not any kind of slur on Scottish football!

0:11:45 > 0:11:49There is your red line. If you get below that, you're through to the next round.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Let's see how many people said St Mirren.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Very well done. You are through.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- 11. Good answer. - APPLAUSE

0:12:03 > 0:12:0634 your total.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09One of the founder members of the Scottish League, from Paisley.

0:12:09 > 0:12:14They had a famous cup win in the 2012/2013 season.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Roy...- Yes.- Roy.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Roy! It's with such a heavy heart that I say this...

0:12:19 > 0:12:23- You are the high scorers, even before you give your answer.- I know.

0:12:23 > 0:12:28But if there's a consolation, last time it was your high score that saw you off,

0:12:28 > 0:12:32- this time it's Rob's, so there's a symmetry.- Something like that.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Neither of you need to feel any bristle

0:12:34 > 0:12:38when the conversation turns to Pointless.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40You can jointly shoulder the burden.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42How's your knowledge of the Scottish leagues?

0:12:42 > 0:12:47Not great, I have to say. It's not a thing I follow.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51I have a friend who supports Hearts, but I'm not going to give that as an answer.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- You just have, I think.- No, no.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56The luxury of being the last person is that you can talk freely.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01I shall go for, and I think they're still in the Scottish divisions, Cowdenbeath.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Cowdenbeath. Great answer.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Let's see how many people said Cowdenbeath.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09No red line for you as you're already the high scorers.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13It's right.

0:13:13 > 0:13:18- Come on.- I have a feeling this is going to be a lovely low score.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Oh! Look at that, Roy! Beautifully low.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26- APPLAUSE - 2 for Cowdenbeath.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28It takes your total to 102.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30It's a lovely way to leave the show, Roy.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34Scottish First Division side in the 2012/2013 season. Sometimes called the Blue Brazil

0:13:34 > 0:13:39because one spectator shouted it out in the '90s and it stuck.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Rob, just to clear up your answer, the Caledonian Thistle one,

0:13:42 > 0:13:45there was a club called Caledonian Thistle,

0:13:45 > 0:13:48they changed their name to Inverness Caledonian Thistle.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50I had to accept Inverness Caledonian Thistle,

0:13:50 > 0:13:54- given that everyone else was going to have to give an answer.- Thank you.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58Those two 1-point answers and the 2-point answer of Cowdenbeath are particularly good

0:13:58 > 0:14:01because there's only two pointless answers.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Well done to anybody who said...

0:14:04 > 0:14:08..Elgin City or Albion Rovers. Well done if you said those at home.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12I won't go through every team. I'll give you some lower ones because some people will wonder.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15East Stirling and Annan Athletic would've scored you 1.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19Dumbarton, Montrose, Livingstone and Stranraer all would've scored 2.

0:14:19 > 0:14:243 points for Ross County. 4 points for Queen's Park, Hamilton and Airdrie United.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Falkirk, Dunfermline and Clyde would've scored 5,

0:14:27 > 0:14:29as would Alloa, we already know.

0:14:29 > 0:14:34Raith Rovers, Brechin, Morton and Ayr United would've scored you 6.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Well done if you said any of those.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40Let's take a look at the ones that most of our 100 people said when we asked them.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Aberdeen with 41,

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Rangers with 80

0:14:43 > 0:14:46and Celtic on 85.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Thank you very much indeed.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52At the end of our first round, the pair we'll be sending home...

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- HE SIGHS - ..Roy and Rob!

0:14:55 > 0:14:59And also, our third-best score of the whole round was yours, Roy.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Lovely low score there with Cowdenbeath.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04I'm devastated. I'm lost for words.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08I thought you were going through to the final!

0:15:08 > 0:15:11We've had some great performances from you in both shows,

0:15:11 > 0:15:13but I'm afraid we have to say goodbye.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16You've been wonderful contestants. Thank you for playing.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Roy and Rob!- BOTH: Thank you. APPLAUSE

0:15:21 > 0:15:24But for the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round Two.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Now, there's only going to be room for two pairs in our head-to-head,

0:15:30 > 0:15:35so one of the pairs in front of me will be leaving at the end of this round.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Our category for Round Two is...

0:15:40 > 0:15:41Fictional Characters.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53The question concerns...

0:15:55 > 0:15:58- Fictional addresses. Richard? - It's a nice one, this.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01We'll give you six addresses from film, TV and literature,

0:16:01 > 0:16:04and the initials of somebody who lived there.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Can you tell us the character who lived at that address?

0:16:07 > 0:16:10There's going to be 12 in all to have a go at. Best of luck.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12We're looking for the names of the initialled characters.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Here's our first board.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38I'll read those one last time.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59There we are. Six fictional addresses,

0:16:59 > 0:17:02six fictional characters to be found.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06- Mel.- OK. I know two of them for definite,

0:17:06 > 0:17:09so as a fan of Coronation Street

0:17:09 > 0:17:11I'm going to go for Hilda Ogden.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Hilda Ogden, says Mel.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17Let's see how many of our 100 people said Hilda Ogden.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19It's right.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26- 26. - APPLAUSE

0:17:26 > 0:17:2826 for Hilda Ogden.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34She lived there with Stan. Famous for the three flying ducks on the wall.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36There we go.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Pete...- Hi.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41You just knocked it out the park with the last round.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Is it going to be a similar job here?

0:17:44 > 0:17:47I think I know two, one I'm more certain of than the other,

0:17:47 > 0:17:51it's whether to play it safe or go for one I'm not so sure of.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54I would say Danemead, St Mary Mead

0:17:54 > 0:17:55Jean Marple.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Jean Marple, says Pete. Jean Marple.

0:17:58 > 0:18:03Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Jean Marple.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Oh, no! Bad luck, Pete.

0:18:06 > 0:18:11That's an incorrect answer. It scores you the maximum of 100 points. I'm sorry.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Sorry, Pete. I'll give the answers at the end of the pass.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16OK. Todd...

0:18:16 > 0:18:20- Yes.- Todd, you're the last person to have this board.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Do you want to talk us through it?

0:18:23 > 0:18:25I think Conch Street, Bikini Bottom,

0:18:25 > 0:18:29I believe he lives in a pineapple under the sea, and that's SpongeBob SquarePants.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Privet Drive is obviously Harry Potter.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35I think I'm going to go with SpongeBob SquarePants.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37OK. SpongeBob SquarePants, says Todd.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said that.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43It's right.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49- 20! - APPLAUSE

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Best answer of the round so far, Todd.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57That's what I would've gone for.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59He lives in a two-storey pineapple under the sea.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Let's look at the rest. It's not Jean Marple, I'm afraid.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06It's not Joan Marple, which I thought because Joan Hickson played her. It's Jane Marple.

0:19:06 > 0:19:07I'm so sorry.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11Would've scored you 7 points. Would've been a terrific answer.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Todd, you're right about Privet Drive. That was Harry Potter.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Would've scored you 36.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20Let's do the bottom one first. That's the literary one.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24- Do you know that one? Leopold Bloom from Ulysses.- Oh, yes.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Would've scored 1 point. The one at the top is a good answer.

0:19:26 > 0:19:31Can you get that one? What "G" lives at that address?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Anyone in the audience get that?

0:19:33 > 0:19:35VARIOUS: Gromit.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Oh, it's Gromit! Of course it is! - CONTESTANTS GROAN

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Would've scored 7 points. Good answer, isn't it?- Great.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Very good. Thanks. We're halfway through the round.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Let's take a look at those scores.

0:19:44 > 0:19:4820 is the best score of that pass. Todd and Sam looking pretty strong.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Then up to 26, where we find Mel and Stewart.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54And then Pete and Nathan, I'm sorry, up there on 100.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58Nathan, that might not be the last 100 score of the round.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02Let's have a low score from you and maybe that'll be enough to see you into the head-to-head.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11We're going to put six more addresses on the board.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Here they are. We have got...

0:20:37 > 0:20:38I'll read those one last time.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01We are looking for the names of the initialled characters who live at these addresses.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Sam, let's have a nice low score from you.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07I know two for sure and there's another one I'm fairly sure on.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10I think I'm going to play it safe because I'm a bit of a chicken.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13I'm going to go for 742 Evergreen Terrace, Homer Simpson.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Homer Simpson, for Springfield.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19There is your red line. If you get below that, you are in the head-to-head.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23Homer Simpson. How many of our 100 said it?

0:21:24 > 0:21:27It's right. And you're through. Well done.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- It's quite low.- Wow. 46. - APPLAUSE

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Surprisingly low. 66 your total.

0:21:35 > 0:21:40Springfield was chosen because there's so many towns and cities in the USA called Springfield.

0:21:40 > 0:21:45There's 34, at least. But Matt Groening said in the end it was based on Springfield, Oregon.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- There we are. Now, Nathan...- Yes.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51Nathan, what we definitely need from you is a low score.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- We do.- Whether or not it'll be enough to save you, I don't know.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57I need a low score, but the only one I know

0:21:57 > 0:22:00I'm pretty certain won't be low enough,

0:22:00 > 0:22:04because the only one I know for certain is 221B Baker Street,

0:22:04 > 0:22:06- London, UK. - HE SIGHS

0:22:06 > 0:22:09I can't even think of names for the other four.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11I'll just have to say the one I know.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14221B Baker Street, London, UK, Sherlock Holmes.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18Sherlock Holmes, says Nathan. No red line for you.

0:22:18 > 0:22:22Let's see how many of our 100 people said Sherlock Holmes.

0:22:23 > 0:22:2792. That's a punishingly high score.

0:22:27 > 0:22:2992 takes your total up to 192.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31The good news for you, though, is,

0:22:31 > 0:22:35you drew 1-1 in the first round and you've just beat your dad in this round!

0:22:35 > 0:22:38I suspect that your mum would've beaten both of you.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41- I should've brought her on instead! - Thanks very much!

0:22:41 > 0:22:46Now then, Stewart, good news, you're through to the head-to-head.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Less good news, I'm going to ask you to take us through the board.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52That's not going to take very long, unfortunately.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54There's only one I'm possibly going to know,

0:22:54 > 0:22:58and that's 32 Windsor Gardens, Notting Hill, London,

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Paddington Bear.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02You're going to say Paddington Bear.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Let's see if that's right. No red line for you.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Let's see how many of our 100 people said Paddington Bear.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11It's right.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17It's a brilliant answer!

0:23:17 > 0:23:226 for Paddington Bear! Best score of the round by quite a long chalk.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25- Takes your total up to 32. - That's a lovely answer.- Isn't it?

0:23:25 > 0:23:29There is a real Windsor Gardens in London but there isn't a number 32.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31It runs out before 32.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Let's have a look at the rest. Do you know the apartment one?

0:23:35 > 0:23:39- That is Frasier Crane. - Yep. 7 points that would've scored.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42I'll go down the bottom next. Any idea on that one?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45- No idea.- She's a vampire slayer. - Oh, it's Buffy!

0:23:45 > 0:23:48The first name is easy. It's Buffy. What's the surname?

0:23:48 > 0:23:51- Summers.- Buffy Summers, yes. Would've scored 5 points.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53This last one is a pointless answer.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54That is Mr Darcy.

0:23:54 > 0:23:59It's not Frederick. It's not...

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- It's a... It's a funny one.- Yep.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Very well done to anyone at home, you'd have added £250 to the jackpot if you said...

0:24:06 > 0:24:09- I've remembered. Fitzwilliam Darcy. - Fitzwilliam Darcy, yes.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12APPLAUSE

0:24:16 > 0:24:18It's not often you get a round of applause, is it?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Oh, is that for me?

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Oh, there you go! Thank you. I should've wallowed a bit more!

0:24:22 > 0:24:26I thought that was... Thank you. Thank you very much.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30I'm doing my wallowing now. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31At the end of our second round,

0:24:31 > 0:24:36I'm afraid it's Nathan and Pete we have to say goodbye to.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38After that fantastic first round, as well,

0:24:38 > 0:24:42with just a low score of 2. 192 this time.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45However, I have absolutely no doubt

0:24:45 > 0:24:48you'll come back next time and do fantastically well.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52- We'll look forward to that. Thanks for playing. Great contestants.- Thanks.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54APPLAUSE

0:24:54 > 0:24:57But for the remaining pairs, it's time for the head-to-head.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Congratulations, Stewart and Mel, Todd and Sam,

0:25:04 > 0:25:07you are one step closer to the chance to play for our jackpot,

0:25:07 > 0:25:10which currently stands at £4,000.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16We have to decide which pair goes through to the final.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18To do that you're going to go head-to-head,

0:25:18 > 0:25:21the difference being, you are allowed to confer.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot.

0:25:24 > 0:25:29It promises to be an exciting head-to-head. Let's play it.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37OK, here comes your first question. It concerns...

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Country Music Stars. Richard?

0:25:42 > 0:25:45We'll show you five images of famous country music performers.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Can you identify the most obscure?

0:25:47 > 0:25:52Let's reveal our country music stars. We have got...

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Five country music stars.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13Stewart and Mel, you've played best throughout, so you get to go first.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17- Which one do you reckon? Do you know any of them?- Erm...

0:26:17 > 0:26:21- (I think D's Kenny Rogers.)- D?- Yes.

0:26:21 > 0:26:26OK, I'm not entirely sure, but I think D is Kenny Rogers.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30You're going to say Kenny Rogers for D. Kenny Rogers.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Now then, Todd and Sam,

0:26:32 > 0:26:35can you talk us through the board?

0:26:35 > 0:26:37I think... Well, the only ones we...

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Obviously E's Dolly Parton.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43A, I think, is possibly Shania Twain, but I'm not...

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- I think Dolly Parton's going to be too high.- Yes.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49- I think we should go for A. - Let's give it a bash.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53We're going to just guess that A is Shania Twain and hope for the best.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56A, Shania Twain. We have Kenny Rogers and Shania Twain.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Stewart and Mel said Kenny Rogers. Let's see if that's right

0:26:59 > 0:27:02and how many people said Kenny Rogers.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04It's absolutely right.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Great answer.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10- 37. - APPLAUSE

0:27:13 > 0:27:18Todd and Sam have said A is Shania Twain.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21I think this is going to be close. I wouldn't want to call it.

0:27:21 > 0:27:26Let's find out. How many of our 100 people said Shania Twain?

0:27:26 > 0:27:29- It's right.- Yes!

0:27:31 > 0:27:32Oh!

0:27:32 > 0:27:3540 for Shania Twain! I thought you were going to do it there.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39Very well done to both pairs, but Stewart and Mel particularly.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41After one question, you're up 1-0.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44- That was close, wasn't it?- Yes. - I like a bit of country.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47Exploring the back catalogue of Kenny Rogers is not a bad idea to do.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49He's got some cracking tunes.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Now, B is a terrific answer.

0:27:51 > 0:27:542 points if you knew that was Charley Pride.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Very well done if you said that.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59And another good answer is C, much more famous recently,

0:27:59 > 0:28:05Reba McEntire. Big country star. Would've scored 4 points.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08And E is definitely Dolly Parton. What do you think Dolly scored?

0:28:08 > 0:28:10I think she might be in the 80s.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14- She's 94. - Wow! Look at that! Good for her.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16- 94 points.- Brilliant.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Here comes your second question.

0:28:18 > 0:28:22Todd and Sam, you answer first. You have to win it to stay in the game.

0:28:22 > 0:28:24It concerns...

0:28:25 > 0:28:26LAUGHTER

0:28:26 > 0:28:29- Broken Biscuits.- Can you guess what this might be?- I like it.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31- It's going to be an anagram.- It is.

0:28:31 > 0:28:34We'll show you the names of five biscuits in anagram form.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37Can you solve them and pick the most obscure?

0:28:37 > 0:28:40Excellent. Let's reveal our five biscuit anagrams.

0:28:40 > 0:28:41Here they come. We have got...

0:28:49 > 0:28:51I'll read those one last time.

0:28:57 > 0:29:02There we are, five biscuits.

0:29:02 > 0:29:06- (The third one's Garibaldi. - Custard Cream is the last one.)

0:29:06 > 0:29:10We're going to go with A Hectic Soviet Lodge

0:29:10 > 0:29:11as Chocolate Digestive.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15Chocolate Digestive - A Hectic Soviet Lodge.

0:29:15 > 0:29:19Stewart and Mel, can you talk us through the rest of the board?

0:29:19 > 0:29:22Erm... No!

0:29:22 > 0:29:25We do know the bottom one's Custard Cream

0:29:25 > 0:29:29and the third one down, we think is Garibaldi.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32- So I think we're going to go for Garibaldi.- Mm.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35OK, you're going to say Airbag Lid - Garibaldi.

0:29:35 > 0:29:38Todd and Sam have gone for Chocolate Digestive.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43It is right.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49- 20. - APPLAUSE

0:29:49 > 0:29:5120 for Chocolate Digestive.

0:29:51 > 0:29:56Stewart and Mel, you have gone for Garibaldi - Airbag Lid.

0:29:56 > 0:30:00Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people spotted Garibaldi.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02It's right.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08- APPLAUSE - 46.

0:30:10 > 0:30:14Very well done, Todd and Sam. You're back in the game.

0:30:14 > 0:30:17- After two questions, it's 1-1. - Yes, well played.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19- How did you get on with this round? - Hopeless.

0:30:19 > 0:30:23It's quite hard, isn't it? Cursed Tarmac, you're right, was Custard Cream.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25That would've scored 38 points.

0:30:25 > 0:30:28But those top two,

0:30:28 > 0:30:30the second one is...

0:30:30 > 0:30:33- ..Bourbon Cream. - I said Bourbon "something".

0:30:33 > 0:30:34Would've scored you 13.

0:30:34 > 0:30:38And the top one is a pointless answer.

0:30:38 > 0:30:39Anybody at all got that?

0:30:39 > 0:30:42WOMAN: Shortbread Finger.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45- Shortbread Finger.- Very good! - That's a pointless answer.

0:30:45 > 0:30:50- Well done to anyone who got that - - That's not really a real biscuit. - Not a real...?!

0:30:50 > 0:30:53Sorry! I'm going to stop you there for a second!

0:30:53 > 0:30:57- You can't really dunk it, can you? - It's perfect for dunking.- Ooh, no!

0:30:57 > 0:30:59I don't really consider it in the biscuit family!

0:30:59 > 0:31:01Oh! APPLAUSE & LAUGHTER

0:31:01 > 0:31:04What a can of worms that was!

0:31:04 > 0:31:06Right, OK! Phewf!

0:31:06 > 0:31:10OK, this is the decider. Whoever wins this goes through to the final

0:31:10 > 0:31:12and plays for that massive jackpot of £4,000.

0:31:12 > 0:31:15Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...

0:31:16 > 0:31:17The Magna Carta.

0:31:17 > 0:31:21- Richard.- Sam, I hope you don't have any controversial opinions on the Magna Carta.

0:31:21 > 0:31:25We're going to show you five clues to facts about the Magna Carta.

0:31:25 > 0:31:28The team that picks the most obscure will play for the jackpot.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30- Very best of luck.- OK.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32Let's reveal our five clues.

0:31:32 > 0:31:33Here they are. We have got...

0:31:49 > 0:31:51I'll read those one last time.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08There we are, five clues to facts about the Magna Carta.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Stewart and Mel, you go first.

0:32:11 > 0:32:13SHE WHISPERS

0:32:13 > 0:32:15- I don't know. Yes, go for that one. - Yes?

0:32:15 > 0:32:18Not a great round for us,

0:32:18 > 0:32:20but I think we're going to go for

0:32:20 > 0:32:23the year in which the Magna Carta was sealed

0:32:23 > 0:32:27and say 1565.

0:32:27 > 0:32:311565, say Stewart and Mel. 1565.

0:32:31 > 0:32:35Todd and Sam, the board is yours.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37See if you can talk us through any of these.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41- I don't think our history teachers are going to be very impressed.- No.

0:32:41 > 0:32:45- We think we can hazard a guess at... - The chat show host.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48- Yes, it's either David Letterman... - Or Jay Leno.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50- They're both kind of...- Erm...

0:32:50 > 0:32:53I think the King of England must've been...

0:32:53 > 0:32:56I'm judging on the fact that it was Henry VIII and I don't know why.

0:32:56 > 0:33:00- If it is, the Archbishop's, erm... - Thomas a Becket.- Thomas a Becket.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03- We should go for the chat show host. - David Letterman or Jay Leno?

0:33:03 > 0:33:06I'm not confident on either, really.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08- Shall we say David Letterman? - Let's go for it.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11We're going to say the chat show host is David Letterman.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13David Letterman, say Todd and Sam. David Letterman.

0:33:13 > 0:33:16We have 1565 versus David Letterman.

0:33:16 > 0:33:191565 was the answer from Stewart and Mel.

0:33:19 > 0:33:23Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said 1565.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26Ooh.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29No. Todd and Sam have said David Letterman.

0:33:29 > 0:33:33All you have to be is correct and you are through to the final.

0:33:33 > 0:33:36David Letterman. Is it right?

0:33:36 > 0:33:41- It is right!- Yes! - You are going through to the final to play for that jackpot.

0:33:41 > 0:33:45- 35 people said David Letterman. - APPLAUSE

0:33:50 > 0:33:52Well done, Todd and Sam.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55After three question, you are through to the final 2-1.

0:33:55 > 0:33:59Unlucky, Stewart and Mel. You're very close with 1565.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02You're just 350 years out. LAUGHTER

0:34:02 > 0:34:05- It's annoying when you lose when it's...- So close!

0:34:05 > 0:34:091215, it was. Would've scored you 18 points.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11Now, the king who accepted and sealed the Magna Carta...

0:34:11 > 0:34:14- It wasn't Henry VIII. - John.- It was King John.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17King John. He would've scored you 38.

0:34:17 > 0:34:21The Archbishop of Canterbury was Stephen Langton.

0:34:21 > 0:34:233 points. Terrific answer if you said that.

0:34:23 > 0:34:26And the number of clauses, well, this is a pointless answer.

0:34:26 > 0:34:30I think this is even harder than Shortbread Finger.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32- You wouldn't have a clue? - No, not a clue.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35You'd take a long time guessing it, as well. It's 63.

0:34:35 > 0:34:3763. Very well done if you said that.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39Thank you.

0:34:39 > 0:34:43At the end of our head-to-head, our losing pair is Stewart and Mel.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46You played so well throughout the show.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48They were quite tough categories!

0:34:48 > 0:34:51Very well done in the biscuits, everyone! That was great.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54But the country music stars was pretty tough,

0:34:54 > 0:34:58and facts on Magna Carta, really very testing indeed.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00We'll see you again next time. We'll look forward to that.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03- Stewart and Mel, thanks so much for playing.- Thank you.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06- Good luck.- Thanks.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09But for Todd and Sam, it's time for our Pointless final.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Congratulations, Todd and Sam,

0:35:14 > 0:35:18you've fought off the competition and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26You now have a chance to win our jackpot,

0:35:26 > 0:35:30which, at the end of the show, stands at £4,000.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34What would you like to see come up in this final round?

0:35:34 > 0:35:36Sport, I guess.

0:35:36 > 0:35:40- American sport. - Possibly geography.- Geography, yes.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43- Sam's pretty keen on chemistry. - Science.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46Maybe animation. I like Disney.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49- OK.- I've just listed everything you're not going to put up there!

0:35:49 > 0:35:51I never know what will come up.

0:35:51 > 0:35:54OK, as always, you have to start by choosing a category.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57Here are your four options. They are...

0:36:03 > 0:36:07- Erm, well...- Not Prizewinners because that could be anything!- Yes.

0:36:07 > 0:36:12- I'm not too keen on Oxford. British Sitcoms could be anything. - We said we wouldn't do film.- I know.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14American Politics could be anything, though.

0:36:14 > 0:36:18But Prizewinners could be Nobel Prize-winners!

0:36:18 > 0:36:20- It might not be!- Well, you know.

0:36:20 > 0:36:21What do you think?

0:36:21 > 0:36:24If you want to go for Prizewinners...

0:36:24 > 0:36:26Shall we? Honestly, out of those ones...

0:36:26 > 0:36:30American Politics I will be terrible at. Go on, then.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32He's boss so I'm going to go with him.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35- Prizewinners.- Prizewinners, please. - OK.

0:36:35 > 0:36:38Prizewinners. Richard?

0:36:38 > 0:36:41We'll give you three options. You have one minute, give us three answers,

0:36:41 > 0:36:45but you can choose from any of these three options...

0:36:59 > 0:37:01So BAFTA Best Film, Booker Prize novels,

0:37:01 > 0:37:05or Brit Award Best Single since 2000. Good luck.

0:37:05 > 0:37:09OK. You've got a minute to come up with three answers.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11To win that jackpot of £4,000,

0:37:11 > 0:37:14only one of them has to be pointless.

0:37:14 > 0:37:18The answers you provide can come under any of these categories.

0:37:18 > 0:37:21They can be all three from one, or two from one and one from another,

0:37:21 > 0:37:24- but they have to come from... - HE READS LIST

0:37:31 > 0:37:35- Are you ready?- BOTH: Yes. - Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38- There they are. Your time starts now.- What do you know?

0:37:38 > 0:37:41Possibly Adele, but she's quite obvious.

0:37:41 > 0:37:46- Jessie J? Did she win Best Single? - She could've. That would be lower.

0:37:46 > 0:37:50- Any novels?- Does that include, er... The Booker Prize,

0:37:50 > 0:37:54- is that fiction, as well, or...? - I don't know what the Booker Prize is!

0:37:54 > 0:37:58- I don't know if Philip Pullman won anything.- Possibly. Films?

0:37:58 > 0:38:01Films that won the BAFTA for Best Film?

0:38:01 > 0:38:04- The Hurt Locker. I know it won an Oscar.- Possibly.

0:38:04 > 0:38:09- Slumdog.- Slumdog Millionaire. - That'll be quite high. Good answer, though.- It could be.

0:38:09 > 0:38:12What's the other Danny Boyle? Did Trainspotting win anything?

0:38:12 > 0:38:17- When was Trainspotting? - It was the '90s, wasn't it? Erm...

0:38:17 > 0:38:20Films, films, films...

0:38:20 > 0:38:23I'm going to say Jessie J won Best Single.

0:38:23 > 0:38:27- Slumdog Millionaire. - Slumdog Millionaire.

0:38:27 > 0:38:31- 10 seconds left.- We could think of another act. Kasabian or something.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Kasabian could've won Best Single.

0:38:33 > 0:38:37- Who did Ruby?- Kaiser Chiefs. - Say that.

0:38:37 > 0:38:41OK. Time is up. I now need your three answers.

0:38:41 > 0:38:45- OK.- Films that have won the BAFTA,

0:38:45 > 0:38:47we think one of them will be Slumdog Millionaire.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49Slumdog Millionaire.

0:38:49 > 0:38:53- Acts that have won Best Single, we'll say Jessie J.- Jessie J.

0:38:53 > 0:38:57- And Kaiser Chiefs.- Kaiser Chiefs. So two in that category.- Yes.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00Which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:00 > 0:39:03- Kaiser Chiefs, if it's correct. - Kaiser Chiefs we'll put last.

0:39:03 > 0:39:07- Which is your least likely? - BOTH: Slumdog.- We'll put that first.

0:39:07 > 0:39:11Let's put those up on the board in that order. We have got...

0:39:14 > 0:39:20Very best of luck. Your first answer was Slumdog Millionaire.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23This has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot of £4,000.

0:39:23 > 0:39:28Let's find out. Slumdog Millionaire, did it win BAFTA for Best Film?

0:39:28 > 0:39:31How many people said it?

0:39:31 > 0:39:34It did win the BAFTA for Best Film. Very well done.

0:39:34 > 0:39:37A correct answer. That's the first thing it had to be.

0:39:37 > 0:39:39The second thing it has to be is pointless.

0:39:39 > 0:39:43It's taking us down through the teens, into single figures.

0:39:43 > 0:39:46- 6! That's a great score. - It's lower than I thought.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49Very well done.

0:39:49 > 0:39:54Not a pointless answer, though, so we move on to your next answer.

0:39:54 > 0:39:56The second answer you gave was Jessie J.

0:39:56 > 0:40:00Again, this has to be correct, then it has to be pointless.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03£4,000 - that's a decent jackpot.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05Todd, what would you do with your share?

0:40:05 > 0:40:09I'd get a really nice trophy cabinet for my trophy.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12- What a good idea! - The first of many to come.

0:40:12 > 0:40:16- Sam, what about you?- A nice holiday, I think, somewhere hot.

0:40:16 > 0:40:20OK, you have said Jessie J.

0:40:20 > 0:40:24Let's see if she ever won a Brit Award for Best Single.

0:40:24 > 0:40:27If she did, how many people said it?

0:40:29 > 0:40:34Not Jessie J. But if she had, I don't think that would've been a pointless answer.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36She should've.

0:40:36 > 0:40:40- You tell her!- Tell her to get on it! - Yes.

0:40:40 > 0:40:43OK, now, everything is riding on your final answer,

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Kaiser Chiefs.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48Let's hope that this is a pointless answer.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51If it is, you leave here with £4,000.

0:40:51 > 0:40:56Have the Kaiser Chiefs won Best Single Award at the Brits since 2000?

0:40:56 > 0:40:58How many people said them?

0:40:59 > 0:41:02Oh! Bad luck!

0:41:02 > 0:41:05- APPLAUSE - Bad luck!

0:41:07 > 0:41:10Well, one perfectly good answer there

0:41:10 > 0:41:13and two perfectly plausible answers, but alas,

0:41:13 > 0:41:18neither Jessie J nor Kaiser Chiefs have won Best Single. More's the pity.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21You didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer,

0:41:21 > 0:41:24so you don't leave here with today's jackpot of £4,000.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27That rolls over onto the next show. We've enjoyed having you.

0:41:27 > 0:41:31You do get to take home a Pointless trophy each, so well done.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33APPLAUSE

0:41:36 > 0:41:40Lovely to see you do so well after you joined the 200 Club in your first show,

0:41:40 > 0:41:43and now all the way through to the final. It can be done.

0:41:43 > 0:41:47Two perfectly good answers. Jessie J's been nominated twice in 2012 and 2013.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49She lost out to One Direction and Adele.

0:41:49 > 0:41:54- I was going to say One Direction! - They wouldn't have won you the points. They scored 10.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57The Kaiser Chiefs were nominated in 2008. They lost out to Take That.

0:41:57 > 0:42:02Let's take a look at some pointless answers in some of these categories.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04Films that have won the BAFTA for Best Film...

0:42:04 > 0:42:07Atonement would've been a pointless answer. The Aviator.

0:42:07 > 0:42:10The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring was a pointless answer.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13And The Pianist. Well done if you said any of those.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15Novels that have won the Booker Prize... There's lots.

0:42:15 > 0:42:17The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood,

0:42:17 > 0:42:19The Line of Beauty by Alan Hollinghurst,

0:42:19 > 0:42:22The Sense of an Ending, Julian Barnes and Vernon God Little by DBC Pierre.

0:42:22 > 0:42:25Also, The Finkler Question, The Gathering,

0:42:25 > 0:42:28The Inheritance of Loss, The Sea, The White Tiger and True History of the Kelly Gang.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31Well done if you said any of those.

0:42:31 > 0:42:35And acts that have had a Brit Award for Best Single... Liberty X won it for Just A Little.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38S Club 7 won for Don't Stop Movin'. Tinie Tempah won it for Pass Out.

0:42:38 > 0:42:43And Will Young won it for Your Game. Well done if you said any of those.

0:42:43 > 0:42:46I hope there was nothing up there that's too obvious.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Might you had said any of those?

0:42:48 > 0:42:50- Out of those, no, but... - At a push, S Club.

0:42:50 > 0:42:55- I forget how far back 2000 actually is.- Easily done.

0:42:55 > 0:42:59We have to say goodbye to you. We've loved having you on the show. Thank you so much for playing.

0:42:59 > 0:43:02- Todd and Sam... - APPLAUSE

0:43:03 > 0:43:08Sadly, Todd and Sam didn't win our jackpot, which means it rolls over onto the next show,

0:43:08 > 0:43:11- when we will be playing for £5,000. - APPLAUSE

0:43:13 > 0:43:17- Join us to see if someone wins it. Meanwhile, goodbye from Richard... - Goodbye.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19- ..and goodbye from me. Goodbye. - APPLAUSE

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