0:00:14 > 0:00:16APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed. Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Welcome to Pointless, the quiz show where we're always striving
0:00:27 > 0:00:30to find the most obscure answers. Let's meet today's players.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33APPLAUSE
0:00:33 > 0:00:36And couple number one.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Hello. I'm Neal from Belfast, living in Newcastle.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41And this is Adam who also lives in Newcastle.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- Couple number two. - I'm Vicky and this is my dad Tim. We're from Norwich.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Couple number three.- My name's Mel and this is my partner Stewart.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50We're from Evesham in Worcestershire.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54- And couple number four. - I'm Pete and this is my son Nathan. We're both from Guisborough.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56And these are today's contestants.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58APPLAUSE
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Thanks. We'll find out more about you throughout the show as it goes along.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Britain's third-best Richard Osman tribute act,
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Hi, everyone.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- How are you?- I'm very well, thank you. How are you?- Not bad at all.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20I've got a challenge for you in Round One.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23I've got some pronunciations for you.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Good.- It's one of those rounds where we'll see what you're made of.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- OK. Good. - We've got two returning pairs.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Stewart and Mel did well last time.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34They got to the head-to-head, so might be tricky to beat.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Pete and Nathan we thought were going to go all the way.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40They were terrific in Round One, then hit the buffers in Round Two.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43But we did discover that Pete is Britain's youngest-looking 45-year-old.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- Yeah.- Just a little close-up on Pete for a minute.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52I just suddenly thought. A look of Mark Wahlberg about Pete.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Yeah, a young Mark Wahlberg.- Yeah, young. Back in the day. Anyway,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58what sort of game have we got, Richard?
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Yeah, a cracker. As I say, Round One...- Brilliant, yes. - ..a little challenge for you.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- I'm looking forward to it. - I think you'll be all right. - I'll be up to it. I hope so.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show and our contestants
0:02:10 > 0:02:13need to find the obscure answers our 100 people couldn't find.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16What everyone is trying to do is to find a pointless answer,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19which is an answer none of our 100 people gave. Each time that happens,
0:02:19 > 0:02:21we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Todd and Sam didn't win the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28So today's jackpot starts off at £5,000.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42OK, in this first round, I want an answer from each of you
0:02:42 > 0:02:43but there is to be no conferring.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47At the end of the round, whichever team has the highest score will be heading home.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Our first category today is...
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Designers. Can you all decide in your pairs
0:02:54 > 0:02:57who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05OK. And the question concerns...
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Famous designers and their first names. Richard.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14On each pass, we'll show you the surnames of seven famous
0:03:14 > 0:03:16fashion designers and their date of birth in brackets.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19We just need you to give us their first names, please.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22There's going to be 14 fashion designers to get at home. Good luck.
0:03:22 > 0:03:27OK. We are looking for the first names of these fashion designers. Here's our first board of seven.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- I'll read those one last time. So far so good?- Pretty good, yeah.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Now then, Neal and Adam, we all drew lots before the show and today you are going to go first.
0:03:59 > 0:04:05- Adam, it seems like you volunteered to take the first hit.- I did.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08OK. Adam, welcome to the show. What do you do, Adam?
0:04:08 > 0:04:13- I work at a concert venue called Sage Gateshead.- Very famous.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Which I enjoy very much. - How long have you worked there?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18About a year now. It's just fantastic.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- I get to see a lot of great stuff.- Right. OK.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- Now then, Adam, which of these are you going to go for?- Well...
0:04:25 > 0:04:29There's only really a couple I know for certain.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31So I am going to play it safe here.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I'll go for Saint Laurent.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37First name, I believe, Yves.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Yves Saint Laurent, says Adam. Yves Saint Laurent.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Let's see if Yves is right. Let's see how many people said Yves.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Oh! 91.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Well, it's correct.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- I'll give it that. - Yeah.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- 91. A high score.- That is a big score for Yves Saint Laurent.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Started working for Dior.- Welcome to the show, Tim. What do you do?
0:04:59 > 0:05:04- I have my own business doing training courses in hotels throughout the UK.- Oh, that's fun.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09So, are you in little Fawlty Towers sets and bring people in
0:05:09 > 0:05:14- and you can throw problems at them? - It's more things like fire safety
0:05:14 > 0:05:16and food hygiene these days.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19So it's stopping people getting food poisoning or burnt.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- HE LAUGHS - What a good job.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Good job you're there. What do you do when you're not preventing these things?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I volunteer with a radio station in Norwich.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I have a show on there interviewing people.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- So, it's a chat show, essentially? - It is. Think Jeremy Vine.- Factual.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I'm thinking Jeremy Vine. Who have you interviewed?
0:05:38 > 0:05:42The most famous person I've interviewed has been David Cameron,
0:05:42 > 0:05:44who popped in trying to win an election.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Which he kind of did, didn't he?
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- It was thanks to you, Tim. - It was, yes. All thanks to me
0:05:50 > 0:05:52and our listeners who asked him difficult questions.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Well, now, Tim, designers? - As you can tell, design is my thing.
0:05:56 > 0:06:02- Is your forte.- Yes. So there is only one other. I knew the bottom one.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06The only other one I know is Christian Dior 1905.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Christian Dior. Let's see if Christian is right and, if it is,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12let's see how many of our 100 people said Christian.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17It's right. 76.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Another high score but a lot lower than 91.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21APPLAUSE
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Christian Dior launched his couture house in 1947.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- And became something of an overnight sensation.- Now then,
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Mel, welcome back. Tell us about last time.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37We got through to the head-to-head. We were at one-each. Then,
0:06:37 > 0:06:40unfortunately, the topic of the Magna Carta came up.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yes, Magna Carta. That's right.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- You were out by a few centuries. - Yes. Unfortunately so.- Mind you,
0:06:46 > 0:06:49to be honest, the other two were pretty lucky to get through.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52They just picked carefully.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55They were completely out as well. Anyway, that was another show.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Today. Today is going to be a very different story.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- We've got this.- Yep. - Are you pleased with this?
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Not too bad. Yeah, not too bad. I know a couple up there.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09It's whether I go for an obscure one and hope it's right.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I'm going to go for Wang.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Vera.- Vera Wang, says Mel. Let's see if Vera's right for Wang.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18If it is, let's see how many of our 100 said Vera Wang.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22It's right.
0:07:25 > 0:07:2631.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29There we are. There's a proper score.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30APPLAUSE
0:07:30 > 0:07:35- Well done, Mel. - Yeah, Chiefly known for her wedding dresses. Terrific answer.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- Victoria Beckham, she made them for J.Lo, Kim Kardashian.- Now then,
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Pete. - Hi.- Pete,
0:07:41 > 0:07:46welcome back. Last time, you and Nathan scored 1 in the first round.
0:07:46 > 0:07:52Fantastic. And then we threw fictional addresses at you. Yes.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- That was a very tough round that one.- Tough one.- That's right,
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- we had Jean Marple instead of Jane Marple.- Yes.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Now then, Pete, what do you make of this board?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Um, it's not my favourite subject.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Do you think you could talk us through it?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08I could possibly talk you through one.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10It could be pretty short this talk through.
0:08:10 > 0:08:15Um, I think the top one... I think the designer probably is
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Nina Ricci.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Nina Ricci, says Pete. Nina Ricci.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many people said Nina.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Very well done, Pete. That's a great answer.
0:08:29 > 0:08:3148.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33APPLAUSE
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- 48 for Nina Ricci. - Well played, Pete.
0:08:37 > 0:08:42It's amazing how big scorers our designers are.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Our 100 really knew what they were talking about.
0:08:44 > 0:08:49- Do you know Amies?- Hardy. - Yes, big scorer that, 62 points.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51The other two are low scorers, though.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Do you know Herrera?- No. - Designs for all sorts of people.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57But, the First Lady, Laura Bush and Michelle Obama.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Carolina Herrera, would have scored you 1 point.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04And Vionnet is a pointless answer. Well done if you said Madeleine.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Madeleine Vionnet.- Very good.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Clever to name yourself after a museum.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11V&A? LAUGHS That's good.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15OK, we're halfway through the round, let's take a look at the scores
0:09:15 > 0:09:19as they stand. 31, the best score of that pass. Mel, very well done.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Mel and Stewart taking a commanding position at this stage.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Then up to 48, where we find Pete and Nathan.
0:09:23 > 0:09:2576, where we find Tim and Vicky.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30And then Adam and Neal are way out in front on 91.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33So, yes, Neal, you're going to be the last person to have this board,
0:09:33 > 0:09:37which might be good. It might force you into saying something you wouldn't necessarily choose.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Let's hope that keeps you in the game.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48We're going to put seven more fashion designers on the board.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51And here they come. We have got...
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I'll read those one last time.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Nathan, we are looking for the first names of these famous fashion designers.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26You are going to try to find the one the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Last time, you were dazzling when it was Scottish League football.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Yes.- This time, again, it plays so to your strengths.- Yeah.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Same kind of thing, designers, Scottish football.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Kind of two sides of the same coin, aren't they?- Yeah, exactly.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44We want a nice low-scoring answer. You have first pick of the board.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Right. I think, there's a couple of obvious ones, but I think
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Lagerfeld's first name is Karl.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Karl Lagerfeld, says Nathan. There's your red line,
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Nathan. You want to be scoring 42 or less.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Let's see if you can do that with Karl Lagerfeld.
0:11:08 > 0:11:1045.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11APPLAUSE
0:11:11 > 0:11:1545. It takes your total up to 93. You're the highest scorers now.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17But there are still three more answers required.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20It's a good answer. I suspect that might see you safe as well.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Now then, Stewart. Remind us what you do, Stewart.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28Personal tutor. I look after further education students.
0:11:28 > 0:11:3016 to 23 year olds.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Just trying to help them get through their qualification.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35And I do a bit of teaching as well.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Obviously, Mel is a teacher. Does that mean you get lots of holidays?
0:11:39 > 0:11:45Not as much. We still have our holidays during the school holidays.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49But you get a bit of holiday? It's the upside of teaching, generally.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52What do you do with your holidays? Do you go abroad?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Yeah, we do. We spend a lot of time going on different foreign holidays every year.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Last year, we went to Florida. Had a great time there.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01This year, we're off to Singapore and Malaysia.
0:12:01 > 0:12:06- We generally like to go to distant places.- Good stuff. OK.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Well, you want to be scoring 61 or less, Stewart.- OK.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Um, I think I know one.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Maybe another but I'm not going to take the risk just in case.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20So I'm going to have to plump for Vivienne Westwood.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23You're going to go for Vivienne Westwood. There's Vivienne Westwood.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Let's see. Here is your red line. You get below that,
0:12:26 > 0:12:29you're through to the next round. How many of our 100 said
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Vivienne Westwood?
0:12:35 > 0:12:3786.
0:12:37 > 0:12:4286 for Vivienne Westwood takes your total up to 117, Stewart.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44That's good name recognition for Vivienne Westwood, isn't it?
0:12:44 > 0:12:49- She was a primary school teacher before she became a designer. - Was she really?- Yes, she was.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54She designed one famous wedding dress, which was Carrie Bradshaw's wedding dress in Sex And The City.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57There you are.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Thank you very much.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Vicky. Vicky, welcome to the show.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Thank you. - What do you do, Vicky?
0:13:03 > 0:13:07I'm a senior support worker for a housing association.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11And I support people who have been homeless and they may have other issues.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14We support them to do things for themselves,
0:13:14 > 0:13:16so that they can go and get their own place in the community
0:13:16 > 0:13:18and do what they want to do with their lives.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Good for you. Very worthwhile indeed. Vicky, you want to score
0:13:22 > 0:13:2840 or less to see your place safely in the second round.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30This is my worst nightmare.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- Oh, no! - Absolutely my worst nightmare.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Essentially, I'm torn between two picked-up random names
0:13:38 > 0:13:41and whether to go for the top one or the bottom one.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44But I think I'm going to go for the top one because I want to try and pronounce it.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48So I'm going to go for Claudia Schiaparelli.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Claudia.- Claudia. - Schiaparelli.- Yes.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Here's your red line. If you can get below that... Is that a guess?
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- It is a complete guess. - Sounds good to me. Claudia
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Schiaparelli. Let's see if it gets you below that red line. Let's see if it's right to start with.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07No. Oh, bad luck.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Not Claudia as it turns out. That scores you the maximum
0:14:10 > 0:14:13of 100 points, I'm sorry. That takes your total up to 176.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- It does sound convincing. - Doesn't it?- Claudia.
0:14:15 > 0:14:20If you've just bought a Claudia Schiaparelli dress at your local market, I'm afraid it's a knock-off.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- It's moody. - Yeah.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25OK. Er, now, Neal.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Neal. How do you and Adam know each other, Neal?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- We went to uni together. - Right you are.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33We both did performing arts at Northumbria.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36And graduated at the same time, we were in the same year.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41Did a lot of shows together. And now we live together as well.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- What do you do now? - Well, I do a couple of things.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46First of all, to pay the bills, I'm a careers adviser.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Just careers advice for young people between 13 and 18.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Even over the phone or online, webchat and stuff like that.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57And also me and Adam have started running our own theatre company with two other people.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Good for you. Very good indeed.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01You're the last to have this board. Talk us through
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- the designers and supply their first names.- I'd love to but I can't.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Yeah, tough.- I'll mirror Vicky's sentiments and say this is my worst nightmares.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12This is one of the topics that I would have no clue on whatsoever.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15I've barely heard of half of these as well.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18But something is knocking around in the back of my head.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20I've probably got him mixed up with a different designer
0:15:20 > 0:15:22but I'm going to go with
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Giorgio Cavalli.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- Giorgio Cavalli. - Which is probably wrong but...
0:15:28 > 0:15:30OK. Giorgio Cavalli, says Neal. There's your red line.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Let's see if Giorgio Cavalli's right.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39No. Bad luck, Neal.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Not Giorgio Cavalli. That's great news to Vicky and Tim who get to remain with us.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45But I'm afraid that scores you 100 points
0:15:45 > 0:15:47and takes your total up to an unbeatable 191.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51- Sorry. You might have been thinking of Giorgio Armani.- I knew it.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Yeah. - It's Roberto Cavalli.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56It would have scored you 8 points.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Now Schiaparelli, it's not Claudia, it's Elsa,
0:15:59 > 0:16:02and would have scored you 1 point. It's a terrific answer.
0:16:02 > 0:16:07Cassini was... Jackie Kennedy made him the official designer
0:16:07 > 0:16:10for the White House. They called him the Secretary of Style.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14He was Oleg. It was a pointless answer. Well done if you did that.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Now, Chanel, I would have thought one of you would have come up with a name for. It's Coco.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Coco Chanel. She would have scored you 75. It's a big scorer.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24And you'll know the bottom one. Another great British designer.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Norman Hartnell.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Would have scored you 50 points.
0:16:29 > 0:16:34Look at those bottom scores. Some big scorers from our 100 people.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Very good. Impressive. Thanks very much, Richard.
0:16:36 > 0:16:42At the end of our first round, the pair heading home with a score of 191 is Neal and Adam. I'm so sorry.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47- It's not your fault.- I know but... Did you not know Coco Chanel?- No.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Not a clue. - Oh, I see.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- I thought that was a gift for you there.- No.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54But, no, I'm afraid you are the highest scorers.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58No arguing with that. We'll get to see you next time. We'll look forward to that.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Thanks for playing, Neal and Adam.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01APPLAUSE
0:17:01 > 0:17:05But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13And so only three pairs remain. At the end of this round,
0:17:13 > 0:17:18we'll be saying goodbye to another pair. Well, Tim and Vicky. Phew!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Did you think you were going to be going with Claudia Schiaparelli?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24We thought, yeah. I thought Coco Chanel was a good answer
0:17:24 > 0:17:26that was just waiting there that everyone would know.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- Yeah.- But, fortunately, Neal didn't. - No, he didn't go for it.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35- Here you are. Well done.- Very glad to have lucked that one.- Good.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Who knows what this next round is going to be?
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Pete and Nathan, our lowest scorers again in that round as you were last time.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is...
0:17:48 > 0:17:51British actors. Happy with that, Vicky?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Not one of my favourites again.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- You're picking the wrong categories for me, Richard.- I'm so sorry.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00- You're not picking my favourites. - What shall I have gone for?- Football.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- Books.- Football books? OK, I'll put that down for the next round.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08- Football or books or together. - Listen, I'm just going to bring us back to British actors.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11There we are. Can you all decide in your pairs
0:18:11 > 0:18:13who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Let's find out what the question is, here it comes.
0:18:21 > 0:18:27We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Daniel Day-Lewis films
0:18:27 > 0:18:29as they could. Daniel Day-Lewis films,
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- Richard.- He's the first man to win three best-actor Oscars.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34And he's a Brit. So time to celebrate Daniel Day-Lewis.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38We're looking for any film for which he receives an acting credit.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Any feature film made for cinema release.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Any TV film, short film, documentary, that sort of thing, won't count.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46But voice performances do count as always.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49So any Daniel Day-Lewis film. Very, very best of luck.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Right then, Vicky,
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Daniel Day-Lewis films.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57If you show me the face, I'll tell you the films. If you tell me the name, I won't.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59LAUGHTER
0:18:59 > 0:19:01If I show you the face, I'll tell you the film?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Show me the face.- I love riddles. Say that again.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- You solve my questions instead. - Um...
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Do you want me to describe his face? - Yes.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Describe his face.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17He's quite handsome. He's quite thin-faced. He's got a nose.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Dark hair. - A couple of eyebrows.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Yeah, at least.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24LAUGHTER
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Mouth. Chin. I mean, you know?
0:19:27 > 0:19:32Because I can't picture him, the way I'm thinking of it is,
0:19:32 > 0:19:35I'm just picking one of two films in my head
0:19:35 > 0:19:38and one's probably going to have him in and the other's not.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- Why? On what basis?- Because I'll probably pick the wrong one.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Oh, OK. I'm just thinking, if you don't know who he is,
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- that's quite a hit rate to me. - Yes, it is.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49HE LAUGHS
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- They're both popular films of the year.- OK.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- That's what I'm basing it on. - I see.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58- Right you are.- Most people are in Les Miserables, so I'll go for that.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- Certainly we were, weren't we? - Yeah, yeah.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03LAUGHTER
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Les Miserables, says Vicky. Let's see if that's right
0:20:06 > 0:20:09and, if it is, how many of our 100 people said it.
0:20:10 > 0:20:15Bad luck, Vicky. I'm afraid he was not in Les Miserables.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- I'm my own 200-point club. - You are.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22You certainly are. But it may not be the last 100 points of the round,
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- so don't give up yet.- Absolutely. And you're right, Vicky,
0:20:25 > 0:20:29most actors were in Les Miserables. 93% of actors were in it.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33But he, unfortunately, was one of the 7% who wasn't in it.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Now then, Mel? - Yeah.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Daniel Day-Lewis?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Not great, I'll be honest.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44There's only one I can think of and it's been a very recent film
0:20:44 > 0:20:46so it's going to be probably quite
0:20:46 > 0:20:51popular. Um, but I'm going to go for Lincoln.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Lincoln. Well, you might be taking other people's answers away.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58It may not be a bad move tactically. Lincoln. Let's see is that's right,
0:20:58 > 0:21:00let's see how many of our 100 said it.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04It's right.
0:21:05 > 0:21:0863 for Lincoln. 63.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12- That's lower than I was expecting. - Could be a lot worse, couldn't it?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15There's a scene in that film where you hear Lincoln's watch ticking
0:21:15 > 0:21:18and it's the sound of Lincoln's real watch.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Now then, Pete?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- Hello.- Pete. Daniel Day-Lewis films?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26I was thinking of the one that Mel has just said.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28But I was dubious about the title.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30But the only other one I know, I think he was in,
0:21:30 > 0:21:33he won an Oscar for, was My Left Foot.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35My Left Foot, says Pete. My Left Foot.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42It is right. 63 our best score so far.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45You've passed that. 41.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47APPLAUSE
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Good score, Pete. Best score so far.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Yes. Plays Christy Brown. Won his first Oscar for that role.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56We're halfway. Let's look at those scores.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01Pete, once again, securing a nice position for him and Nathan on 41.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Then up to 63, where we find Mel and Stewart.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Then up to 100, where we find Vicky and Tim.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Tim, there may be other 100s to come. But if you can make sure
0:22:09 > 0:22:12one of those isn't yours that might be enough to keep you in the game
0:22:12 > 0:22:15and into the head-to-head. We'll come back down the line.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Can the second players take their places at the podium?
0:22:19 > 0:22:23OK, we're looking for Daniel Day-Lewis films. Nathan,
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- your dad has done you pretty well there.- He has indeed.- You're on 41.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31If you can score 58 or less, you are in the head-to-head.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Right. I think, and I say "think" because I do only think
0:22:35 > 0:22:39I know one more Daniel Day-Lewis film that hasn't been said.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43I think he was in something called There Will Be Blood.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45There Will Be Blood, says Nathan.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Here comes your red line. There Will Be Blood.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51If you get below that red line, you are in the head-to-head.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Let's find out. Is it right? How many people said it?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59It's absolutely right, Nathan. Very well done indeed.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02And you are through to the head-to-head.
0:23:02 > 0:23:0326.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05APPLAUSE
0:23:05 > 0:23:0867 your total.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Yep. We've now had all three of his Oscar-winning roles as well.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15That was from 2007, There Will Be Blood.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- 14 minutes before there's any dialogue in that film.- Yes.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21That's a long film as well.
0:23:21 > 0:23:26Do you remember that Pointless episode where there was 14 minutes before we said anything?
0:23:26 > 0:23:30And that had the highest ratings of any Pointless episode ever.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- It's amazing.- Yeah. They loved that. - They really did.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37It's weird. They love it. The less we say, the happier everyone is.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Yeah.- Weird that.- Yeah. - That's because they get excited about what we're going to say.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- Probably.- Yeah, it's probably that. - Yeah. We should say no more.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46LAUGHTER
0:23:52 > 0:23:56I have to apologise to Mel. Daniel Day-Lewis films I'm not too hot on.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00But I'm going to have a guess.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Well, you want to score 36 or less.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12That's what it looks like. There's your red line. The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Is that right? How many people said it if it is?
0:24:17 > 0:24:22Bad luck, Stewart. An incorrect answer scores you 100 points.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25That takes your total up to 163.
0:24:25 > 0:24:30Sorry, Stewart. The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain starred Hugh Grant.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Tim?
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Right. Yes, sadly, the ones I knew have gone.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40Um, but when Richard was talking there, he did mention voice-overs.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43So, possibly, he's done some animation.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Or some voices in animated films.
0:24:45 > 0:24:50So I'll take a punt at Pocahontas.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Pocahontas. OK, that's a bold punt. But who knows?
0:24:54 > 0:24:58It could be right. You want to be scoring 62 or less with this, Tim.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01There is your red line. Get below that, you're in the head-to-head.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Pocahontas. Is Daniel Day-Lewis in that?
0:25:07 > 0:25:09No. Bad luck, Tim.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Another incorrect answer, which scores you 100 points.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Taking your total up to 200.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17I said at the beginning of this round that it's time
0:25:17 > 0:25:19to celebrate Daniel Day-Lewis and I feel like...
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- I feel like we've done the opposite. - Yeah.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Some of the bigger answers people didn't say.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Gangs Of New York would have scored you 34.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Last Of The Mohicans would have scored you 32.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33In The Name Of The Father would have scored you 15.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- Xander, do you have an obscure one? - I've got one called Nanou.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Nanou.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41N-A-N-O-U.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45- N-A..- N-O-U.- And in this film you're imagining what?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47What happens?
0:25:47 > 0:25:51He was... Yeah, it's a half-French half-English film.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54And he was a very young actor in it.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58And where has this come from in your brain?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Because a cousin of mine was in it with him.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Played his ex-girlfriend.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Yeah. It's a great film.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Oh, it's a brilliant film. Yeah. You should've seen it.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- Actually, you really should've seen it.- Well, Nanou,
0:26:10 > 0:26:13if you just said it to me, is a pointless answer.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Yes!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16APPLAUSE
0:26:17 > 0:26:21And there's only two pointless answers in all.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Eversmile, New Jersey being the other one. So Nanou
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- would have been brilliant. - Yeah.- That's terrific.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Other low scorers. Stars And Bars and The Ballad Of Jack And Rose would have scored 1.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31The Bounty would have scored you 2.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34The Unbearable Lightness Of Being 3. And The Age Of Innocence 5.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Room With a View and Gandhi both would have scored you 9.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39And The Boxer would have scored you 10. He's been in lots of good films.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- Plenty.- You just wouldn't know it from...- No.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46But three Oscars. And those are the three answers we had.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Nothing else. Still.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52He should have done Pocahontas.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- That was his first mistake. - He should have done.
0:26:54 > 0:26:59- Perhaps he can do Pocahontas II. - Yes. I'll suggest it to him.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02He did Last Of The Mohicans. That's a similar vibe to Pocahontas.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Yeah. Yeah.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Tim and Vicky, I'm afraid, at the end of our second round,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13it is you with your high score of 200 who will be leaving us.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17But thank you very much for playing. We look forward to seeing you next time. Tim and Vicky.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19APPLAUSE
0:27:19 > 0:27:23But, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Congratulations, Pete and Nathan, Stewart and Mel.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32You're now one step closer to the final
0:27:32 > 0:27:34and a chance to play for our jackpot,
0:27:34 > 0:27:36which currently stands at £5,000.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:38 > 0:27:41So in order to decide which pair goes through to the final
0:27:41 > 0:27:44and plays for that money, you're now going to go head-to-head.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46The difference being you're now allowed to confer.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that money.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- Well, Stewart and Mel, you've been here before.- We have.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Last time, you were our golden couple, our lowest-scoring pair.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59And now, look, Pete and Nathan, our other returning pair,
0:27:59 > 0:28:01they've seen you off the pedestal.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- This side was luckier last time. - Yeah, that's true.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06It doesn't always favour the people who go first.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09But I think this is going to be a very exciting third round.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14APPLAUSE
0:28:17 > 0:28:20OK. Here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:28:24 > 0:28:26- French buildings, Richard. - We're going to show you pictures
0:28:26 > 0:28:30of famous French buildings, tell us the most obscure. Good luck.
0:28:30 > 0:28:34Let's reveal five French buildings and here they are. We have got...
0:28:51 > 0:28:54There we are. Five French buildings.
0:28:54 > 0:28:58Pete and Nathan, you've played best throughout the show so far, so you get to go first.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00BOTH WHISPER
0:29:02 > 0:29:05C. C looks like Montmartre.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07The Montmartre in Paris.
0:29:07 > 0:29:11Right, yeah. Looking at them, I'm not sure of some of the buildings
0:29:11 > 0:29:16but I think C could be the Montmartre in Paris.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19Montmartre. Montmartre.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21OK.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Now then, Stewart and Mel.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25Do you want to talk us through all of them, if you can?
0:29:25 > 0:29:28Have a punt at some of them and then say which one you want to submit.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31I'm not entirely sure of A or B.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34I would have gone for a different answer on C.
0:29:34 > 0:29:36You can say which one it would be.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39I personally would have thought it was Notre Dame.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42But we're going to go for D,
0:29:42 > 0:29:44which is the Pompidou Centre.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47The Pompidou Centre you're going to say for D. Pompidou.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50So Pete and Nathan have gone for Montmartre.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Let's see if that's right.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Oh! I'm afraid it's not.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03Stewart and Mel, all you have to be is correct with the Pompidou Centre.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said it.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10Very well done. You've done it.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15APPLAUSE
0:30:15 > 0:30:1630.
0:30:19 > 0:30:23Very well done. After one question, Stewart and Mel, you're up one-nil.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Yeah. Montmartre is the area of Paris where the Sacre-Coeur is,
0:30:26 > 0:30:28the big white church.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31And, Mel, you're right, it is Notre Dame - C.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33And would have scored 29 points.
0:30:33 > 0:30:37So would have won the points if you'd said it.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39A is the Pantheon in Paris.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41That would have scored you 2 points.
0:30:41 > 0:30:45B is in Strasbourg and it's the European Parliament.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47And that would have scored 6.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50And E, of course, the Louvre.
0:30:50 > 0:30:54And that would have scored 55.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Very well done if you got all five of those at home.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Thank you very much. Here comes your second question.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01Pete and Nathan, you have to win this to stay in the game.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03Stewart and Mel, you get to go first this time. It concerns...
0:31:05 > 0:31:07The moon, Richard.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11We'll show you a list of clues to facts about the moon as it appears in popular culture.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14Can you give us the most obscure answer to these questions?
0:31:14 > 0:31:17OK. Let's reveal our clues and here they are. We have got...
0:31:39 > 0:31:41I'll read those all one last time.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01There we are. Five clues to facts about the moon.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Stewart and Mel, you go first.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06BOTH WHISPER
0:32:09 > 0:32:13Um, we're going to go for the first one, the 1980s children's series.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16And we're going to go for Button Moon.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Button Moon. Button Moon, say Mel and Stewart.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Pete and Nathan,
0:32:21 > 0:32:23do you want to talk us through the board?
0:32:23 > 0:32:26- What jumps over the moon? Is it a cow?- The cow jumps over the moon.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28I think that'll definitely be higher.
0:32:28 > 0:32:32I'm trying to think of the actress who played Addie Loggins in Paper Moon.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35- Any idea on that one?- No, I don't know the name of the actress, sorry.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37I'm not sure of the French director.
0:32:37 > 0:32:42We'll have to go for the cow jumped over the moon. Hey diddle diddle.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44The cow jumped over the moon, say Pete and Nathan.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47OK. So Button Moon, say Stewart and Mel, let's see if that's right,
0:32:47 > 0:32:50let's see how many people said Button Moon.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54It's right.
0:32:56 > 0:32:5937.
0:32:59 > 0:33:00APPLAUSE
0:33:00 > 0:33:0337 for Button Moon. Pete and Nathan,
0:33:03 > 0:33:05you have gone for the cow who jumped over the moon.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08Let's see if that's right and how many people said that.
0:33:09 > 0:33:14It's right. Ooh! Look at that. 86. Big score for the cow.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16APPLAUSE
0:33:16 > 0:33:20Very well done, Stewart and Mel. After only two questions, you're through to the final two-nil.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23Very well played, Stewart and Mel. You know the nursery rhyme,
0:33:23 > 0:33:26"Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon,
0:33:26 > 0:33:29"the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon."
0:33:29 > 0:33:32It's a myth. It didn't happen.
0:33:32 > 0:33:33LAUGHTER
0:33:35 > 0:33:37- Really? - Yeah.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40The whole... Literally, no basis in fact.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43The whole thing is just fantasy, is that what you're saying?
0:33:43 > 0:33:45Over the years, we've come to accept it.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48And it's become part of our belief system.
0:33:48 > 0:33:49LAUGHTER
0:33:49 > 0:33:51Wow!
0:33:51 > 0:33:53- I know, it's amazing, isn't it? - There you go.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Yet they still teach it in schools. So...
0:33:55 > 0:33:57Spread the word if you can.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01Now let's fill in the rest of these.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Do you know the Oscar-winning song?
0:34:03 > 0:34:06- It's Moon River. - The wonderful Moon River, yeah.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09Would have scored you 20 points. Written for Breakfast At Tiffany's.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12And the actress, later went on to marry John McEnroe.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Tatum O'Neal.
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Would have scored 18 points.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18And the best answer on the board by a mile,
0:34:18 > 0:34:21the French director of the film A Short Trip To The Moon,
0:34:21 > 0:34:24Georges Melies. And that would have scored you 4 points.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26- The best answer up there. Well done to 4 of our 100.- Yeah.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29- Impressive. - Good going, wasn't it?- Yeah.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31If I'd known that, I would want a pointless answer for it.
0:34:31 > 0:34:35Yes, you'd be disappointed. Thanks very much indeed.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37Now then, at the end of our head-to-head round,
0:34:37 > 0:34:40I'm so sorry, this is where we have to say goodbye to Pete and Nathan.
0:34:40 > 0:34:43So much better than last time, Round Two.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46A great performance throughout the show. Really good low scores.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Sorry. Stewart and Mel whipped it from under your noses there.
0:34:49 > 0:34:53Thanks so much for playing. You've been great contestants. Brilliant.
0:34:53 > 0:34:55APPLAUSE
0:34:55 > 0:35:00But, for Stewart and Mel, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07Congratulations, Stewart and Mel, you fought off all the competition
0:35:07 > 0:35:09and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:35:17 > 0:35:21At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £5,000.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:23 > 0:35:26You've done it. You've done it.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28What do you hope is going to come up in this round?
0:35:28 > 0:35:32- Sports, capitals, American states. - Geography or something, yeah.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35- Geography would be good. - Something with French.- Maybe.
0:35:35 > 0:35:39- Yeah.- German.- Yes. OK. Well, very best of luck.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43As always, the first thing you have to do is choose a category. Here are your four choices.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45They are...
0:35:51 > 0:35:55- What do you reckon?- I don't know much about tennis.- 1970s
0:35:55 > 0:35:58- Britain doesn't really thrill me, to be honest.- No.
0:35:58 > 0:36:03- Nor artists. I think you know a bit more about a tennis.- I do know a little bit about tennis.
0:36:03 > 0:36:07But I don't think enough. Possibly famous parents and their children.
0:36:07 > 0:36:10- Yeah.- Yeah.- OK.- Let's pick. - Yeah, all right then.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12OK. Famous parents and their children.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15- Richard.- OK, as always, you're going to have three options.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18Hopefully, there'll be a bit of variety here.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Your three options are...
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Any top-40 single by Ozzy or Kelly Osbourne.
0:36:22 > 0:36:26Any novel written by Kingsley or Martin Amis.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30Or any film starring Vanessa Redgrave or Joely Richardson.
0:36:30 > 0:36:34So any Ozzy or Kelly Osbourne top-40 single in which they are credited under their own names.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36Any novel by Kingsley or Martin Amis.
0:36:36 > 0:36:41Or any Vanessa Redgrave and Joely Richardson feature films made for cinema release.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43No TV films, short films, documentaries, anything like that.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46- Very, very best of luck. - OK.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48As always, you've got a minute to come up with three answers.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51In order to win that jackpot of £5,000,
0:36:51 > 0:36:54just one of those answers has to be pointless.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56Now remember, the answers you can provide can come from
0:36:56 > 0:37:00any one, two or three of those three categories.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03Ozzy or Kelly Osbourne singles. Kingsley or Martin Amis novels.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06Vanessa Redgrave or Joely Richardson films.
0:37:06 > 0:37:10- Are you ready?- Yeah. - Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12There they are. Your time starts now.
0:37:12 > 0:37:16- OK. I'm hoping you're going to know some.- Not the best, actually.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18I'm not getting a lot out of this.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21- Number two I haven't got a clue. - No, me either. Ignore that one.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24Let's just think of maybe songs. Um...
0:37:24 > 0:37:26That Kelly and Ozzy have done.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28What was the band that he was in?
0:37:28 > 0:37:33Um... I don't know about this as well.
0:37:33 > 0:37:38Let's think of some songs they might have done, kind of indie ones.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41- I really don't know. She... - Vanessa Redgrave.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44- Vanessa Redgrave.- Can you picture her?- No.- No, me either.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47Um... I'm thinking Kelly Osbourne singles.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49I think she's been in more kind of older films, hasn't she?
0:37:49 > 0:37:52You try to think of a film, I'll think of some songs.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55They're going to be random answers. I really haven't got a clue.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57I can't get think of any at the moment.
0:37:57 > 0:38:00My mind's gone blank. Ozzy and Kelly Osbourne singles.
0:38:00 > 0:38:05- Um...- 10 seconds left. - Something like Shout.- Dad.
0:38:05 > 0:38:09Father. Father Figure. Um...
0:38:09 > 0:38:12- It's songs that she's done on her own, though.- Yeah.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15OK. I'm afraid that is your time up.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18- I now need three answers from you. - Right. OK.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21We're really not too good on this category, unfortunately.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Um...
0:38:23 > 0:38:27Joely Richardson, I think, maybe put in Panic Room.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29- OK. So Panic Room for... - Panic Room
0:38:29 > 0:38:33for Joely Richardson or Vanessa Redgrave films. Panic Room.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35I'm sure Kelly's done something.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Father.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41Father is a single by Kelly Osbourne.
0:38:41 > 0:38:46And the top one, maybe as well as Father, let's go with
0:38:46 > 0:38:48- Parents. Let's go with Parents. - Parents.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51Another Kelly Osbourne single. She's...
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Yeah. She wants to talk to someone about this.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55- Er... - Yeah.
0:38:55 > 0:39:00- Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless...?- Parents.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02- Parents.- You're going to put Parents at the end?
0:39:02 > 0:39:04That's going to be our best shot at a pointless answer.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06And your least likely?
0:39:06 > 0:39:09- What was the other one? Father? - Probably the film.- Panic Room.
0:39:09 > 0:39:13Panic Room, we'll put first. OK. Let's pop them on the board in that order. Here they are.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15We have got...
0:39:17 > 0:39:22Well, very best of luck. That was a tough board for you, wasn't it?
0:39:22 > 0:39:24- Yeah.- OK. Your first answer was Panic Room.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28This was a Joely Richardson film you thought. Let's see if it's correct.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32If it's correct and it's pointless, you leave here with £5,000.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34Panic Room. How many people said it? Is it right?
0:39:35 > 0:39:38No! Bad luck.
0:39:38 > 0:39:44Your second answer was a shot at a Kelly Osbourne single - Father.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46Now if this is right and it goes all the way down to zero,
0:39:46 > 0:39:48you will leave here with £5,000.
0:39:48 > 0:39:52Let's just say, Father or Parents ends up being a correct
0:39:52 > 0:39:57and pointless answer, what would you do with £5,000, Stewart?
0:39:57 > 0:39:59First of all, I'd pick myself off the floor.
0:39:59 > 0:40:03- ALEXANDER LAUGHS - Um, I think... Um, we like to go
0:40:03 > 0:40:07travelling quite a bit. I think we'd go to Canada for a holiday there.
0:40:07 > 0:40:13I'd also visit a place in Nova Scotia where my great-granddad is buried.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15He was on the Titanic.
0:40:15 > 0:40:20- Really?- It would be nice...- That would be amazing.- ..for one member of the family to pay a visit.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23Yeah. Very good. Well, let's...
0:40:23 > 0:40:26- I'm sorry that it's Father and Parents but...- There you go.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28I should have said great-granddad.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31It's such a meaningful trip it's hanging on. Um...
0:40:31 > 0:40:34Mel, anything else? What would you like to do?
0:40:34 > 0:40:38Again, maybe, obviously go on holiday.
0:40:38 > 0:40:42And if we did win, we're going on holiday later in the year to Singapore and Malaysia,
0:40:42 > 0:40:45so maybe upgrade and go first class would be nice.
0:40:45 > 0:40:49Very nice. Good stuff. OK. Well, let's see. Your next answer
0:40:49 > 0:40:52being Father, let's see if that's pointless.
0:40:52 > 0:40:55Is that really a Kelly Osbourne single? We'll find out.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58No! Bad luck.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00So I'm afraid everything is resting on your final answer
0:41:00 > 0:41:03Parents. Another Kelly Osbourne number.
0:41:03 > 0:41:07Let's find out if it's right and, if it is, is it pointless for £5,000?
0:41:09 > 0:41:11No! Bad luck!
0:41:11 > 0:41:12APPLAUSE
0:41:15 > 0:41:19Unfortunately, you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,
0:41:19 > 0:41:22which means you don't leave with today's jackpot of £5,000,
0:41:22 > 0:41:25which rolls over to the next show. We've enjoyed having you on the show.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28- You take home a Pointless trophy each. Very well done.- Thank you.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30APPLAUSE
0:41:33 > 0:41:38I'm so sorry. I think where Father and Parent came into your mind,
0:41:38 > 0:41:41Kelly Osbourne's biggest hit was a cover of Papa Don't Preach.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43But that would have scored you 4 points.
0:41:43 > 0:41:47The biggest scorer was Kelly and Ozzy Osbourne had a number-one single
0:41:47 > 0:41:49called Changes. That was the biggest scorer.
0:41:49 > 0:41:53Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers in all of those categories.
0:41:53 > 0:41:59Gets Me Through was an Ozzy Osbourne single, that was the double A-side with Dreamer.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02One Word, another Kelly Osbourne top-10 hit, would've been a pointless answer.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05And two more Ozzy Osbourne singles, Perry Mason and So Tired.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07All of those would have won you the money.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11Now Martin and Kingsley Amis, there were quite a few pointless answers.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14Girl, 20, Night Train and Other People - Martin Amis novels.
0:42:14 > 0:42:19The Russian Girl, you could have had. You could also have had The House Of Meetings,
0:42:19 > 0:42:23Lionel Asbo, Martin Amis's recent novel, that would have been a pointless answer.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25Well done if you said any of those.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27And Vanessa Redgrave and Joely Richardson films.
0:42:27 > 0:42:31There were hundreds. Here's some of the more well known. These are all Vanessa Redgrave films.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35Crime And Punishment, Girl, Interrupted, Murder On The Orient Express,
0:42:35 > 0:42:38she's also in Wilde. Well done if you said any of those at home.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40Tough luck here. Tough category for you.
0:42:40 > 0:42:45Thanks. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Stewart and Mel. We've loved having you on the show.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Thank you for playing. Great contestants.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49- Thank you. - Stewart and Mel.
0:42:49 > 0:42:50APPLAUSE
0:42:50 > 0:42:55Sadly, Stewart and Mel didn't win our jackpot today, which means it rolls over on to the next show
0:42:55 > 0:42:57when we will be playing for £6,000.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:59 > 0:43:02Join us to see if someone can win it. It's goodbye from Richard.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06APPLAUSE
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