Episode 37

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0:00:12 > 0:00:14APPLAUSE

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.

0:00:23 > 0:00:27Welcome to Pointless, the quiz show where obvious answers mean nothing

0:00:27 > 0:00:31and obscure answers mean everything. Let's meet today's players.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Couple number one. - Hi. I'm Stephen and this is Stewart.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39We are from Glasgow.

0:00:39 > 0:00:44- Couple two.- I'm John and my wife of 24 years, Janet. We're from York.

0:00:44 > 0:00:49- Couple three.- I'm Stephen. This is my dad Alan. We're from East Sussex.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Couple number four. - I'm Gemma. This is my brother Tom.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54We're from Southampton, but live in London.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57These are today's contestants.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Thanks, all of you. We'll find out more throughout the show.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04One more person to introduce.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Sitting to my left in the "verification station"

0:01:08 > 0:01:12- is my Pointless friend - Richard. - Hiya.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Hi, everyone.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18- The verification station.- Yep.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- How long have you been thinking that one up?- Since we started.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Yeah, that's terrific. Well done.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28What a run we've had on the show - two jackpot winners in a row.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32John and Lou on the last show went for science, took the money.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- They did.- Two returning pairs.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Stewart and Stephen, last time, got knocked out very early.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41I tipped them for great things and they let me down.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44They knew a good answer that would've got them through.

0:01:44 > 0:01:49Yes, and, on the first show, it's quite difficult, people are nervous.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Gemma and Tom did better, but they were unlucky to get knocked out.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- So should be a cracking show. - I think it should.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Let's crack on with it. - Yeah.- Thanks, Richard.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show

0:02:02 > 0:02:06and our contestants need to find the obscure answers they didn't get.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10You're looking for a Pointless answer - an answer that no-one gave.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Each time that happens, we add £250 to the jackpot.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16John and Lou won the jackpot last time,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19so today's jackpot starts at £1,000.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30In the first round, I take an answer from each of you, but no conferring.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Whichever pair gets the highest score will be eliminated.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37OK, our first category today is...

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Can you all decide who's going first, who's going second?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52OK, and the question concerns...

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Richard?

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Don't panic. In a moment, we'll show you the names of four film stars,

0:03:00 > 0:03:02all with colours in their names.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07Name any feature film for which any of these four received a credit.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11As always, no short films, TV films, documentaries -

0:03:11 > 0:03:13voice performances do count.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17- So any film with any of these four in them.- OK, thanks.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20So we'll put the names of four film stars on the board -

0:03:20 > 0:03:23for fun, they've all got a colour in their name.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Just name a film they've been in.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30The names will remain on the board, we'll be up and back down the line.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33OK, and those names are...

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I'll read those a second time.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Stew and Stephen, you all drew lots before the show

0:03:48 > 0:03:50and, once again, you are going first.

0:03:50 > 0:03:55Stew, welcome back to Pointless. What was the story last time?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59We'd done well in the first round, Stephen had given a good answer,

0:03:59 > 0:04:01and we got to the second round

0:04:01 > 0:04:04and I couldn't remember anything.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07You didn't get to the second round - that was the problem.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11- It was the second pass of the first round.- That's right.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Stew, remind us what you do.

0:04:13 > 0:04:18I am a legal-research assistant at Strathclyde University in Glasgow

0:04:18 > 0:04:21and I'm due to start as a trainee solicitor

0:04:21 > 0:04:24with the procurator fiscal service.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Good stuff. Now, films.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Films. Strong suit for you, films?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Yeah, I'm a big cinema fan.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Not very good with names, but hopefully I can get something here.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38OK, what are you going to go for?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Jack Black - he was in Anchorman.

0:04:41 > 0:04:46Anchorman. Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said it.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50It's right.

0:04:55 > 0:04:571!

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Well done, Stew. A cracking answer. 1 for Anchorman.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Well done, Stewart. He has a cameo

0:05:06 > 0:05:09where he punts Ron Burgundy's dog off a bridge. Not a real dog.

0:05:09 > 0:05:14- No dogs were harmed in the filming. - No. Some bridges, but no dogs.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Stew, that's payback for me making you sing last time.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I knew there'd be a reward.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Janet, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here, from York.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- What do you do, Janet? - I'm retired now,

0:05:26 > 0:05:30but my most recent job was managing a library in York.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34But I originally qualified as a doctor

0:05:34 > 0:05:36and worked as a GP for some years.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- And that was too noisy, so went to the library.- Yes!- Very good.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Now, Janet, what are you going to go for for these four actors?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Well, I know all the names,

0:05:46 > 0:05:49but, in the heat of the moment, most films have disappeared.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53- But I think Whoopi Goldberg was in Ghost.- Ghost says Janet.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Let's see if that's right and how many said Ghost.

0:06:02 > 0:06:0542.

0:06:05 > 0:06:0742 for Ghost.

0:06:07 > 0:06:12Yes, she won an Oscar for it - Best Supporting Actress. Well played.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Alan, welcome to the show. Great to have you here.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- What do you do?- I'm retired now.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- I've done lots of jobs. - What were your favourite jobs?

0:06:21 > 0:06:25I was a primary-school teacher for 20-odd years.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Decorator, school caretaker,

0:06:28 > 0:06:31father - that was a big job.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35- THEY ALL LAUGH - But I'm retired now and I write children's books.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Lovely.- Do you think that Alan is a character?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Yeah!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Well, Alan, here we are.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Four film stars, plenty of films to their names.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48What's a nice, obscure one?

0:06:48 > 0:06:53- Well, I hope Eddie Redmayne in Les Miserables.- Les Miserables.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said it.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Absolutely right.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Well, 1 is our low score.

0:07:03 > 0:07:0542 our high.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Good reasoning, Alan - 10.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Great start, Alan. He plays Marius in that film.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18He did his audition on an iPhone.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Did he?- Yeah.- There we are.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Now, Gemma, welcome back.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Gemma, what happened last time with you?

0:07:26 > 0:07:30We came really close. We got into the second round

0:07:30 > 0:07:33and I think we were short by about two points in the end.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35I should've been a bit braver.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39This was Formula 1 drivers. If you'd gone for Graham Hill,...

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- Yeah, we'd be...- ..you might've waltzed off with the jackpot.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Anyway, here we are.

0:07:45 > 0:07:50We have these four film stars. What is a nice, obscure film?

0:07:50 > 0:07:54I'm going to go with Whoopi Goldberg and Rat Race.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Rat Race says Gemma.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Sounds good to me. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Very well done, Gemma. 3 for Rat Race.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14That's a great score.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Very confident start, Gemma. From 2001.

0:08:18 > 0:08:23Also starred Rowan Atkinson and John Cleese. Ensemble comedy.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Excellent. We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Stew and Stephen, well done, lovely low score - 1.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Up to 3 where we find Gemma and Tom.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Up to 10 with Alan and Stephen.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38And up to 42 - Janet and John.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Janet and John - they taught me to read!- Ahhh!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- That's nice, Janet and John. - And here they are.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48Sadly not doing as well as they might. John, you can rectify that.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52A lovely low score from you and a high score from someone else

0:08:52 > 0:08:55and maybe you'll remain for round two.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03OK, we're looking for any film

0:09:03 > 0:09:06starring any of these four actors.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Now, then, Tom.- Hello.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13Tom, last time, you had a nice, low score in the Formula 1 round.

0:09:13 > 0:09:18Yeah, I went for Mika Hakkinen, he scored in the 20s,

0:09:18 > 0:09:20but when Richard read the answers,

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I did know some lower scored ones.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Should've taken a risk, I think.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Yeah. Tom, remind us what you do.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31I work for a foreign-exchange company

0:09:31 > 0:09:34as their trainer for their retail London branches.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37OK, now, Tom, what about a nice low score?

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Brilliant score from Gemma. - Yeah, she did really well.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I think I've got an obscure one.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I'm hoping it's right.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48I'm going for Eddie Redmayne

0:09:48 > 0:09:50and I'm going to say Glorious 39.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Sounds brilliant. Let's see if it's right.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57If it gets you below that red line, you are through to the next round.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00How many people said Glorious 39?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04It is right.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Through to the next round. Let's see how far it goes...

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Well done, Tom!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Brilliant. A Pointless answer.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17It adds £250 to today's jackpot, takes the total up to £1,250.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20It scores you nothing, Tom.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Leaves your total at 3. Well done.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26You certainly have got an obscure answer. 2009 historical drama,

0:10:26 > 0:10:28directed by Stephen Poliakoff.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Stephen. Stephen, welcome.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34What do you do?

0:10:34 > 0:10:38I'm a project manager, an independent contractor in the NHS.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Good stuff. Where were you from?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42- Hartlepool.- That's right,

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- but you moved to Eastbourne. - To Sussex, yeah.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47And you brought Alan down with you?

0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Yeah.- Excellent. What do you do in your spare time?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Well, I live on a smallholding

0:10:54 > 0:10:56and we keep hens

0:10:56 > 0:11:00and we're going to be expanding it to have pigs as well,

0:11:00 > 0:11:03so we'll be self-sufficient. Bit of Tom and Barbara.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Now, you're on 10,

0:11:05 > 0:11:08the high scorers are John and Janet on 42.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12A score of 31 or less keeps you in the game.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14It's not a strong suit for me,

0:11:14 > 0:11:16but I know a couple.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19I'm thinking what might be the most obscure.

0:11:19 > 0:11:24I'm going to go with Whoopi Goldberg and I'm going to say Sister Act 2.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26I like what you've done there.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Sister Act 2 says Stephen B. Here is your red line.

0:11:29 > 0:11:34Get below that, you're in the next round. Let's see how many said it.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38It is right.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Ooh, well done. That's done it. 26.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Good work, Stephen B. Takes your total to 36.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Sees you into the next round.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Stephen's no mug. Good Pointless trick, going for the sequel.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Quite a good subtitle, the sequel.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58It's Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- THEY GROAN - I say "good"...

0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Er, John.- Hello.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08John, welcome. From York. What do you do, John?

0:12:08 > 0:12:12I'm retired. I was a policeman, then a teacher

0:12:12 > 0:12:15and for most of my career, I was an investigator

0:12:15 > 0:12:17for the local government ombudsman,

0:12:17 > 0:12:20investigating complaints against councils.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23In your spare time, what do you get up to?

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Well, my main hobby used to be - I'm retired from that now -

0:12:27 > 0:12:30I was an international croquet player.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34I represented Ireland and played in the Ashes Tests against Australia

0:12:34 > 0:12:36in 1986 for Great Britain and Ireland.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Who won?- We did.- Wow.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Well done. Good work.

0:12:41 > 0:12:46Now, John, you're the high scorers, before you've even given an answer.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49But maybe you have a brilliant answer.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Well, I have to risk a guess

0:12:52 > 0:12:55that one of these - there are two possibles -

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- might've been in Shrek.- Shrek.

0:12:58 > 0:13:03Four actors - chances are one of them might've been in Shrek.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07No red line for you, but let's see how many of our 100 said Shrek.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Bad luck, but a punt worth taking.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17- Had to go for it.- That scores you 100 points, takes you to 142.

0:13:17 > 0:13:22Sorry, John, another good tactic, but that one didn't pay off.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Now, then, Stephen.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28- Yes.- Good news for you - you're through to the next round.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32- It's a relief.- A cracking first answer from Stew.- Very good.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35- I'm not going to replicate that! - Stephen, remind us what you do.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39I'm a support assistant for adults with learning difficulties.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43So I go and live for 24 hours in someone's house.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46It's a very good job. You get to support people

0:13:46 > 0:13:48in doing what they want to do.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51So you're there on a placement and you advise them...

0:13:51 > 0:13:55Well, I support them in any way that they need.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Now, you're on 1, as I say.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Doesn't matter what you score,

0:14:00 > 0:14:03but, given that Stew scored 1,

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- it'd be nice if you found a Pointless answer.- I doubt it.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I was weighing up a few

0:14:08 > 0:14:11and I was going to go for Les Miserables.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13But, because I'm not sure

0:14:13 > 0:14:17if the Jack Black film I'm thinking of,

0:14:17 > 0:14:19I'm not sure if it's right.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- I'm going for School Of Rock. - School Of Rock.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25No red line, you're already through,

0:14:25 > 0:14:28but let's see how many said it.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31It's right.

0:14:34 > 0:14:3635.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Takes your total up to 36.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41- But you're through.- Yeah.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44- 2003 comedy. Good film. - It's a cracking film.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48I'm trying to think of other film stars with colours in their names.

0:14:48 > 0:14:53It's quite hard. I've got Robert Redford, Scarlett O'Hara

0:14:53 > 0:14:55and Cerise Witherspoon! That's it.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59- When was she knighted? Don't remember that.- Oh, yeah.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Let's look at some of the Pointless answers up here.

0:15:02 > 0:15:07Dead Man Walking and Enemy Of The State - both Jack Black films.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Girl, Interrupted is Whoopi Goldberg.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14Glorious 39 - Tom's already given us that, Eddie Redmayne.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17The Adventures Of Rocky & Bulwinkle - Whoopi Goldberg.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20The Cable Guy - Jack Black.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24The Rugrats Movie - that's Whoopi Goldberg too.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Waterworld is Jack Black

0:15:26 > 0:15:30and Wind - Jennifer Grey. Finally she gets a mention!

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Let's look at our biggest answers, the ones that most people said.

0:15:34 > 0:15:39Ghost - 42. That was the third highest of all.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Dirty Dancing - 44. That's Jennifer Grey.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46And Sister Act is the biggest answer of all - 54.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Thanks, Richard. The end of our first round.

0:15:48 > 0:15:53The pair who'll be leaving us with 142 - it's John and Janet.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57It's bee great having you on the show. We'll see you next time.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59John and Janet, thanks for playing.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04For the remaining three pairs, it's time for round two.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11So just three pairs remain.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13A lot of excellent Pointless to come

0:16:13 > 0:16:16because you've all shown your true colours.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20It's going to be a great second round. Best of luck to you all.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Our category for round two is...

0:16:24 > 0:16:29Can you all decide who's going first, who's going second?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37OK, the question concerns...

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Richard?- We'll give you clues - six on each pass -

0:16:43 > 0:16:46to famous people who've been assassinated.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50Tell us who that person is. There's going to be 12 in all,

0:16:50 > 0:16:52- so best of luck.- Thank you.

0:16:52 > 0:16:57So we are looking for the names of these famous... assassinees.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00And they are...

0:17:17 > 0:17:20I'll read those all one final time.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38There we are. Our first board of six historical figures,

0:17:38 > 0:17:40all of whom were assassinated.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Stephen.- Hello. I'm feeling good about this round.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47- That's not a bad board. - No, it's not.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51Erm, the only subject I ever got an A in was history,

0:17:51 > 0:17:54so I'm hoping not to embarrass myself here.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57His assassination triggered the First World War -

0:17:57 > 0:18:02- that's Franz Ferdinand.- Franz Ferdinand. Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Stephen, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09It's right.

0:18:12 > 0:18:1438.

0:18:15 > 0:18:1838 for Franz Ferdinand.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Yep, two assassination attempts made on him on the same day.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23And it was his wedding anniversary.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Made more famous now by the Scottish band - Franz Ferdinand.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Also Glaswegians, I think.- Yeah.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32There we are. Alan.

0:18:32 > 0:18:37I think the Boney M single was Rasputin.

0:18:37 > 0:18:42Rasputin says Alan. Let's see how many of our 100 said Rasputin.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46It's right.

0:18:49 > 0:18:5139.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57Well played, Alan. That's also how we know Rasputin's first name,

0:18:57 > 0:19:00which is Ra-ra.

0:19:00 > 0:19:05We made Alan sit down because you're the person who's been on Pointless

0:19:05 > 0:19:09closest to heart surgery we've ever had.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Just making sure he relaxes a bit,

0:19:12 > 0:19:15if it's possible to relax on Pointless. Are you relaxed?

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- I am now.- That's much nicer.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Is there anything else we can do? - Just get the resus team ready.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Believe me, they're ready. - That's all right, then.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29It'd be classy for the other teams to throw in a couple of big answers.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33Yes, that would be gentlemanly of them.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Let's see what happens, shall we? - Now, then, Gemma.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39We want the names of these historical figures.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41It's quite hard.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45I'll have to go with assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald

0:19:45 > 0:19:47in Dallas as JR.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52- But I think I might've got the wrong...- The wrong Dallas.- Yes!

0:19:52 > 0:19:54JR.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Well... - HE LAUGHS

0:19:56 > 0:20:00I really thought that was going to be a correct answer.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Er...

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Oh, thank you, Gemma.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Oh, dear.- Let's see if JR's right.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17Let's see how many of our 100 people said JR.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Oh, Gemma, I'm really sorry.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23That's...

0:20:23 > 0:20:26But thank you for giving us a good laugh.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31I'm afraid that's wrong. It scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35See, Gemma, you're being so nice to Alan.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37That was a lovely thing to do.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41Yeah, JR was in Dallas the soap opera

0:20:41 > 0:20:44and was shot by Kristin. He survived though.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47We were thinking of Dallas the city

0:20:47 > 0:20:50and the assassination of John F Kennedy.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53It would've scored 75 points.

0:20:53 > 0:20:58But people ask "What's the funniest answer you've had on Pointless?"

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Oh, no. - And now I shall remember this.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04That's very good.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Now, the British PM assassinated in 1812?

0:21:07 > 0:21:11- Spencer Perceval.- Comes up quite a lot. Would've scored 5 points.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14- The politician played by Sean Penn? - Harvey Milk.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Yeah, would've scored you 7.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20- And the second husband of Mary, Queen of Scots?- Earl of Darnley.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Yeah, Henry, Lord Darnley. That would've scored 6.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Spencer Perceval - best answer on that board.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Of course, JR - the best answer in the round by a mile!

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Thanks, Richard. Halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Very, very close scores at the bottom.

0:21:37 > 0:21:3938, Stephen and Stew,

0:21:39 > 0:21:4239, Alan and Stephen,

0:21:42 > 0:21:44then 100, I'm afraid, Gemma and Tom.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Tom, you'll get first pick of the next board though.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Maybe you can find a low score there

0:21:50 > 0:21:53and maybe that might keep you in the game.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Let's come back down the line.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:22:00 > 0:22:02OK, six more clues on the board.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Here they are. We have got...

0:22:25 > 0:22:27I'll read those one last time.

0:22:43 > 0:22:49Six more clues to six historical figures who were assassinated.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Tom, what we need

0:22:51 > 0:22:54is a low-scoring answer from you.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56I don't think that'll happen.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59History is a horrible category for me.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03I know three, but I think they're not going to be enough

0:23:03 > 0:23:05to get us through.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08I'm not sure, but I'm going to guess.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11French revolutionary stabbed in the bath by Charlotte Corday -

0:23:11 > 0:23:14I'm going to say Joan of Arc.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16No... Oh, yeah...

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Joan of Arc. OK, well...

0:23:18 > 0:23:22Joan of Arc - she was revolutionary.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24- She was.- You are the high scorers,

0:23:24 > 0:23:28no red line for you. Let's see if it's right

0:23:28 > 0:23:30and how many people said it.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Bad luck, Tom.

0:23:34 > 0:23:39Another incorrect answer, another 100 points, takes you to 200.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Sorry, Tom, 200 club this time.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44She was burnt at the stake,

0:23:44 > 0:23:48which is quite the opposite of being stabbed in the bath.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Now, then, Stephen.

0:23:50 > 0:23:54You are through to the head-to-head - even if you score 100 points,

0:23:54 > 0:23:56you'll never overtake Tom and Gemma.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00Well, that should push me to do a bit of a punt

0:24:00 > 0:24:03because there's two or three there that I'm certain of,

0:24:03 > 0:24:06but which to go for?

0:24:06 > 0:24:11I'll go with the Egyptian president awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in '78

0:24:11 > 0:24:13as Anwar Sadat.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Anwar Sadat says Stephen.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Let's see if that's right - no red line for you.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21How many people said Anwar Sadat?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24It's right.

0:24:29 > 0:24:3113.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Well done. Takes your total to 52.

0:24:35 > 0:24:40Terrific answer. He was president of Egypt from 1970 up to his death.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42And finally, Stew.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46Stew, do you fancy filling in some of those answers?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Yeah, I can try. I'm not sure about the Roman emperor.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53The American civil-rights leader was Martin Luther King Jr.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57French revolutionary - maybe Napoleon Bonaparte?

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Indian leader known as "Mahatma" -

0:24:59 > 0:25:03the only thing I can think of is Gandhi. I don't know if it's right.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07American president shot by John Wilkes Booth - Abraham Lincoln.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10So I'll go for one that might be low -

0:25:10 > 0:25:14the French revolutionary. I'll go for Napoleon Bonaparte.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17Napoleon Bonaparte. Let's see if that's right

0:25:17 > 0:25:20and how many people said Napoleon Bonaparte.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26- Oh, well.- Bad luck. Another incorrect answer, scores 100 points,

0:25:26 > 0:25:29takes you to 138, but you're in the head-to-head.

0:25:29 > 0:25:33So who did Charlotte Corday stab in the bath is the question?

0:25:33 > 0:25:37It's the best answer up there. Well done if you said Jean-Paul Marat.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Would've scored you 1 point.

0:25:39 > 0:25:43You were right about Martin Luther King Jr.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46He would've scored you 67 points.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49You were right about Mahatma - Mohandas K Gandhi.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Would've scored 66, another big scorer.

0:25:52 > 0:25:57You were right as well about Wilkes Booth assassinating Abraham Lincoln.

0:25:57 > 0:25:5835 points.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02- He did that in Knots Landing. - THEY ALL LAUGH

0:26:02 > 0:26:08And the Roman emperor was Claudius. That would've scored 5 points.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11So Marat is the best answer there.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15Thanks very much. So at the end of our second round, it's Tom and Gemma

0:26:15 > 0:26:18who will be leaving us with their high score of 200

0:26:18 > 0:26:20and their brilliant answer.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Actually, two brilliant answers.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26I'm sorry we have to say goodbye -

0:26:26 > 0:26:30an exemplary first round from you, lovely low scores.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33I thought that was the beginning of a commanding lead

0:26:33 > 0:26:35that would see you up to the final,

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- but, er, I was wrong. - Yeah!

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Thanks for playing, it's been lovely having you on the show

0:26:42 > 0:26:44for so many reasons - Tom and Gemma!

0:26:46 > 0:26:50But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58Congratulations, Stephen B, Alan, Stew and Stephen.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02You are now close to the final and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:27:02 > 0:27:05which stands at £1,250.

0:27:08 > 0:27:12To decide who goes into the final, you're going to go head-to-head.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15The difference is you are now allowed to confer

0:27:15 > 0:27:18and the first pair to win two questions will play for the jackpot.

0:27:18 > 0:27:22Stew and Stephen left in round one last time

0:27:22 > 0:27:25and Stephen and Alan are newbies.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29This promises to be an exciting round. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:34 > 0:27:38OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:27:40 > 0:27:44- Richard?- We'll show you five pairs of famous sisters.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47You need to tell us their surname.

0:27:47 > 0:27:51Let's reveal our five sets of famous sisters. Here they are.

0:28:03 > 0:28:07There we are - five sets of famous sisters.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10Stephen B and Alan, you've played best,

0:28:10 > 0:28:12so you get to go first.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14THEY WHISPER

0:28:17 > 0:28:20I'm sure of three of them.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22We've got good competitors here,

0:28:22 > 0:28:24so I need to go for a bit of a punt.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27I'm going to go for C,

0:28:27 > 0:28:29being Olsen.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Olsen you're saying, for C.

0:28:31 > 0:28:34So Stephen B and Alan say Olsen.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36Stew and Stephen.

0:28:36 > 0:28:40We're fairly confident on three of them,

0:28:40 > 0:28:43Olsen being the one we were going to go for.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Well, talk us through the board.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47A we don't really know.

0:28:47 > 0:28:51- We don't, no. - B looks suspiciously like Beyonce,

0:28:51 > 0:28:54so we would go for Knowles.

0:28:54 > 0:28:58I'm not sure about that one, but it would be a guess.

0:28:58 > 0:29:00E is the Middletons.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03D - not sure. What do you think?

0:29:03 > 0:29:07I think B is our best... We have to take a punt because C is right.

0:29:07 > 0:29:10Middletons is going to be the highest one, I think.

0:29:10 > 0:29:15Beyonce is fairly recognisable, but will we just go for it?

0:29:15 > 0:29:18- Yeah.- We'll go for B - Knowles.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20So Stew and Stephen say B - Knowles.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23So we have Olsen versus Knowles.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27Stephen B and Alan said Olsen. Let's see how many people said it.

0:29:30 > 0:29:31Ooh.

0:29:31 > 0:29:34You were saved there, Stew and Stephen.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37Both of you thought it was Olsen.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39An incorrect answer. Not Olsen.

0:29:39 > 0:29:42Stew and Stephen have said that B is Knowles.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45Let's see how many of our 100 said it.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47If it's right, you win the question.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51It is right. Well done.

0:29:54 > 0:29:5623 for Knowles.

0:29:58 > 0:30:03Well done, Stew and Stephen. After one question, you are up 1-0.

0:30:03 > 0:30:07I suspect a lot of people might've said the Olsen twins for C,

0:30:07 > 0:30:10it's actually the Fannings - Dakota and Elle Fanning.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13The best answer there - would've scored you 4 points.

0:30:13 > 0:30:17The top one there, obviously that's the Collins' -

0:30:17 > 0:30:20Joan and Jackie Collins. Joan Collins was in Dynasty,

0:30:20 > 0:30:25- where she assassinated Franklin D Roosevelt. - THEY LAUGH

0:30:25 > 0:30:2735 points there.

0:30:27 > 0:30:30D is the Kidds.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33Both models - Jodie and Jemma Kidd.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35They would've scored you 8 points.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38And E is the Middletons, of course.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40And that would scored 83.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42Here's your second question.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Stephen B and Alan need it to stay in the game,

0:30:45 > 0:30:49but Stew and Stephen get to answer it first. It concerns...

0:30:52 > 0:30:54Burns Night Supper.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56LAUGHTER

0:30:56 > 0:30:59Yeah. Good luck, Stephen B and Alan.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02- Richard?- We'll show you five items of food or drink

0:31:02 > 0:31:05eaten or drunk at a Burns Night Supper.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07Fill in the missing letters

0:31:07 > 0:31:10and give us the most obscure. Good luck.

0:31:10 > 0:31:15OK, so let's reveal our five Burns Night foodstuffs. Here they are.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35I'll read those again.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49Now, then, Stew and Stephen,

0:31:49 > 0:31:51you go first this time.

0:31:52 > 0:31:55THEY WHISPER

0:31:56 > 0:31:59We're certain of four of them

0:31:59 > 0:32:02and we're pretty sure of the fifth.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05It's just choosing which one to go for.

0:32:05 > 0:32:09I think we're going to go for the middle one,

0:32:09 > 0:32:11which is cullen skink.

0:32:11 > 0:32:15Cullen skink say Stew and Stephen.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18Cullen skink. Now, then, Stephen and Alan.

0:32:18 > 0:32:22- Do you want to talk through the board?- Yeah, we'd love to.

0:32:22 > 0:32:26From top to bottom. That's what we know - the top and the bottom one.

0:32:27 > 0:32:31It's cock-a-leekie soup at the top and haggis at the bottom,

0:32:31 > 0:32:34but the others... Shall we have a guess?

0:32:34 > 0:32:37I don't know what either of them can be.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41- We'll have to go with cock-a-leekie soup.- Cock-a-leekie soup.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44Cock-a-leekie soup say Stephen B and Alan.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46Cullen skink and cock-a-leekie soup.

0:32:46 > 0:32:51Stew and Stephen said cullen skink. Let's see how many people said it.

0:32:53 > 0:32:55It's right.

0:33:03 > 0:33:076! Very well done. 6 for cullen skink.

0:33:07 > 0:33:10Stephen B and Alan say cock-a-leekie soup.

0:33:10 > 0:33:12Let's see how many people said that.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16It's right.

0:33:19 > 0:33:2127.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24Well done, guys.

0:33:25 > 0:33:29Very well done. Stew and Stephen, after two questions,

0:33:29 > 0:33:32- you are through to the final. 2-0. - That fell very nicely.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36Cullen skink is a smoked-haddock soup with potatoes and cream.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38It sounds delicious.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41It does sound delicious, doesn't it?

0:33:41 > 0:33:43- Does it?- Yeah.

0:33:43 > 0:33:47And cock-a-leekie soup is a chicken and leek broth.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50Now, one answer would've beaten it.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52Let's go to that last.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54The second one down is tatties.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57That's potatoes. Would've scored 51.

0:33:57 > 0:34:01- Down the bottom is haggis. What do you think that scored?- 94.

0:34:01 > 0:34:04Ooh! 95. Big score, that.

0:34:04 > 0:34:08Now, this other one would've won the point. Guys, would you guess at it?

0:34:08 > 0:34:10I think it's tippy rarre.

0:34:10 > 0:34:14It's not tippy rarre. It's tipsy laird.

0:34:14 > 0:34:18It's like a sherry trifle, but with whisky instead

0:34:18 > 0:34:21and would've scored you 1 point.

0:34:21 > 0:34:25Well done if you said that. What do you think of trifle with whisky?

0:34:25 > 0:34:29- Delicious. - I'm not so sure about that.

0:34:29 > 0:34:33Thanks, Richard. So the pair who'll be leaving us,

0:34:33 > 0:34:35it's Stephen B and Alan.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38But an exemplary performance, the whole way through.

0:34:38 > 0:34:41You were our low scorers coming into the head-to-head

0:34:41 > 0:34:43and then Stew and Stephen happened.

0:34:43 > 0:34:48Burns Night. You'd have to come up against some Scots on that!

0:34:48 > 0:34:50Anyway, we'll see you again next time.

0:34:50 > 0:34:54Stephen and Alan. Great contestants. Thank you.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56- Good luck. - For Stew and Stephen,

0:34:56 > 0:34:59it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:01 > 0:35:04Very well done, Stew and Stephen.

0:35:04 > 0:35:08You've fought off the competition and won our Pointless trophy.

0:35:13 > 0:35:20You now have a chance to win our jackpot, which stands at £1,250.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25Well, it's been a great show.

0:35:25 > 0:35:29Anchorman was a high point in the first round.

0:35:29 > 0:35:33We'll draw a veil over Napoleon being stabbed in the bath.

0:35:33 > 0:35:35And then the head-to-head...

0:35:35 > 0:35:38- It fell for us.- In every way, yeah.

0:35:38 > 0:35:42Had it been the other way round, you'd have said Olsen and lost.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45And then Burns Night Supper.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48- Cullen skink. - Bit of divine providence there!

0:35:48 > 0:35:51If that were to continue into this round,

0:35:51 > 0:35:54what would you like to see on the board?

0:35:54 > 0:35:57Well, we both said sport, particularly good round.

0:35:57 > 0:36:02Preferably football. We'd love anything football related.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04We kind of studied up on F1 as well.

0:36:04 > 0:36:08- Even politicians.- Politics, yeah. - Politics wouldn't be bad.

0:36:08 > 0:36:11Well, as always, you need to start by choosing a category.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14Here are your four options.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17Acts associated with Stock, Aitken and Waterman...

0:36:20 > 0:36:22Aha. Football leagues.

0:36:22 > 0:36:24- Yes.- What do you reckon?

0:36:24 > 0:36:28- Shall we think about it? - I don't think we need to discuss it,

0:36:28 > 0:36:30I think we'll go football leagues.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32Football leagues it is.

0:36:32 > 0:36:36- Richard?- We'll give you three options within this question.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39You can answer any of these.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41We need you to tell us any team

0:36:41 > 0:36:44in the German Bundesliga as of January 2013,

0:36:44 > 0:36:49any team in the Dutch Eredivisie as of January 2013

0:36:49 > 0:36:53and the same for the Portugese Primeira Liga.

0:36:53 > 0:36:58Any team in any of those divisions in January 2013. Good luck.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01Now, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:37:01 > 0:37:04and all you need to win that jackpot

0:37:04 > 0:37:07is for just one of those answers to be Pointless.

0:37:07 > 0:37:10The answers you provide can come from any of those categories.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13It can be three from one, two from one, one from another -

0:37:13 > 0:37:17however you choose, as long as they are from the German Bundesliga,

0:37:17 > 0:37:19the Dutch Eredivisie

0:37:19 > 0:37:23and the Portugese Primeira Liga.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25- Are you ready? - Yes.- Yes.

0:37:25 > 0:37:28OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Your time starts now.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33- What do you want to go for? - We can take lots of punts,

0:37:33 > 0:37:37but what do you know for German Bundesliga?

0:37:37 > 0:37:39- There's 1808, Hoffenheim...- Cologne.

0:37:39 > 0:37:44There's lots of teams in Portuguese that I'm trying to think of,

0:37:44 > 0:37:48- like Academia... a...- Academia.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51What about the Dutch? What's the most obscure one you know?

0:37:51 > 0:37:56It's really difficult for obscurity. Probably Feyenoord.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59Feyenoord. Stick to German if you need to.

0:37:59 > 0:38:02German. What else have we got?

0:38:02 > 0:38:06Hoffenheim, 1808, Wolfsburg, Dortmund...

0:38:06 > 0:38:10Erm, what about the other teams?

0:38:10 > 0:38:13Bayern Munich, Bayer Leverkusen, Borussia Dortmund...

0:38:13 > 0:38:17- Who are we going for? - Should be go for...

0:38:17 > 0:38:20- I think...- 10 seconds left.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23Shall we go for a couple of punts and then one definite?

0:38:23 > 0:38:27- Yep, OK.- So we'll go for Cologne and we'll go for Bia-Mar,

0:38:27 > 0:38:30which I think is in Portuguese...

0:38:30 > 0:38:34OK, that's your time up. I now need your three answers.

0:38:34 > 0:38:38And could you say which category you're answering?

0:38:38 > 0:38:42Our safe answer is Cologne in the German Bundesliga.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44OK, Cologne.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47The Portuguese Primeira Liga,

0:38:47 > 0:38:49we're going for Academica.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52- Academica.- Academica... a...

0:38:52 > 0:38:58And also... Bel-Mar, with a dash in between.

0:38:58 > 0:39:02Bel-Mar. That's also from the Portugese Primeira Liga. OK.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05- And which is your best shot at a Pointless answer?- The last one.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08- Bel-Mar. - Bel-Mar. We'll put that last.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11- What's your least likely? - Cologne.- Cologne.

0:39:11 > 0:39:16We'll put that first. OK, let's put those on the board. Here they are.

0:39:16 > 0:39:20Cologne or, as they like to write it, FC Koln.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23Academica or Academica Coimbra to give them their full name.

0:39:23 > 0:39:26And SC Bel-Mar.

0:39:26 > 0:39:30OK, well, best of luck. Your first answer was Cologne.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32If it is right and it is Pointless,

0:39:32 > 0:39:36you will leave here with £1,250.

0:39:36 > 0:39:42Let's find out. Is Cologne in the German Bundesliga?

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Ooh!

0:39:47 > 0:39:49Bad luck, an incorrect answer.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53OK, well, two more answers on the board.

0:39:53 > 0:39:56Two more chances to win that jackpot of 1,250.

0:39:56 > 0:40:01This will be the third consecutive jackpot we've given away

0:40:01 > 0:40:05for the third time only in Pointless history - quite exciting.

0:40:05 > 0:40:09- What would you do with that, Stew? - Er, I don't know actually.

0:40:09 > 0:40:13I'd maybe donate some to a charity that I work quite closely with -

0:40:13 > 0:40:15it's called Glasgow Storehouse.

0:40:15 > 0:40:19We give out food parcels to people who are in difficult situations.

0:40:19 > 0:40:22And I would maybe use the rest

0:40:22 > 0:40:26to - if I have any left - to go on holiday somewhere.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Good stuff. Stephen, how about you?

0:40:29 > 0:40:32- Yeah, I think... - What you can't say now is

0:40:32 > 0:40:35"I'll just blow it all on a... pair of shoes"!

0:40:35 > 0:40:38Lots of tatties and haggis!

0:40:38 > 0:40:44No. I would probably like a wee trip to a couple of European capitals.

0:40:44 > 0:40:47I think that'd be apt for the money that I would get.

0:40:47 > 0:40:50Good stuff. Well, best of luck.

0:40:50 > 0:40:54Your second answer was Academica Coimbra.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Let's see if this is correct

0:40:56 > 0:41:00and, again, if it's Pointless, you will win £1,250.

0:41:00 > 0:41:05So let's find out. Academica - is it in the Portuguese Primeira Liga?

0:41:08 > 0:41:13It's right. Well, your first answer, Cologne, was incorrect,

0:41:13 > 0:41:15but Academica is taking you down.

0:41:15 > 0:41:19If this goes down to zero, you leave here with £1,250.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21It's going down... You've done it!

0:41:23 > 0:41:26Very well done. That's brilliant.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Good stuff. Fantastic.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36There you go. Well, congratulations.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39Congratulations. Very well done.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Academica was a Pointless answer,

0:41:41 > 0:41:45which means you go home with £1,250. Well done, you.

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0:41:51 > 0:41:55Well, a lovely end to a lovely show. Congratulations. Well done.

0:41:55 > 0:41:58FC Koln were relegated last season,

0:41:58 > 0:42:00so not in the Bundesliga,

0:42:00 > 0:42:04and your last answer was wrong as well - it's Beira-Mar.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07So you were lucky with Academica.

0:42:07 > 0:42:10I suspect, if ever you play any FIFA PlayStation games

0:42:10 > 0:42:12or Football Manager,

0:42:12 > 0:42:15they list these teams, you play as them or against them,

0:42:15 > 0:42:20so people have seen them written down. Someone will have done well.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23Let's take a look at the Bundesliga.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26Mainz was a Pointless answer, Hoffenheim, which you talked about,

0:42:26 > 0:42:29Augsburg, Freiburg, also Pointless.

0:42:29 > 0:42:33You could also have had Nuremburg, Greuther Furth and Hannover.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35All those would've been Pointless.

0:42:35 > 0:42:37For the Dutch Eredivisie,

0:42:37 > 0:42:41Heracles was Pointless, Zwolle, Vitesse Arnhem

0:42:41 > 0:42:45and Willem II, also Pointless. Well done if you said any of those.

0:42:45 > 0:42:49And the Portuguese - there's Academica, Nacional,

0:42:49 > 0:42:52Estoril Praia and Rio Ave - all of those Pointless.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54Well done if you said any of those

0:42:54 > 0:42:56and congratulations in the studio.

0:42:56 > 0:43:01- Thank you.- Thanks, Richard. Thanks to our winners, Stew and Stephen,

0:43:01 > 0:43:05who go away with today's jackpot of £1,250. Well done.

0:43:07 > 0:43:11Join us next time when we'll put more obscure knowledge to the test.

0:43:11 > 0:43:15- It's goodbye from Richard... - Goodbye.- And from me - goodbye.

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