Episode 54

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0:00:13 > 0:00:16APPLAUSE & CHEERING

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Thank you. I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

0:00:26 > 0:00:29the quiz show where you are rewarded for knowing obscure answers.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Let's meet today's players.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Couple number one...

0:00:36 > 0:00:40Hi, my name's Chris, this is my dad Dave and we are from Arbroath.

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Couple number two...

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Hi, my name's George, this is my housemate Jon

0:00:43 > 0:00:45and we study at the Leeds University.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Couple number three... - I'm Steve, this is my wife Dianne,

0:00:48 > 0:00:50and we're from Hayling Island.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51And couple number four...

0:00:51 > 0:00:53My name's Julie, this is my friend Craig

0:00:53 > 0:00:55and we're from Shildon in County Durham.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- These are today's contestants. - APPLAUSE

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Thanks, all of you. We'll find out more about you throughout the show.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06That leaves one person for me to introduce -

0:01:06 > 0:01:09pernickety, pedantic and priggish, and those are just three of his better qualities -

0:01:09 > 0:01:12it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Hiya! Hi, everybody! APPLAUSE

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- How are you?- Bit of a side-swipe there, wasn't it?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Just come out and say what you think, man!

0:01:24 > 0:01:30If you've got a problem with me, say it to my face, don't say it to the camera.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34- That wasn't a problem. These are good things. Priggish... - Priggish? That's really nice!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Your pedantry is valued on this show.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh, OK. If someone says, "What was that guy like?"

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- "He's priggish." "Oh, lovely!" - No, no...!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44LAUGHTER No, it's perfectly all right.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47We've got three returning pairs today.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50George and Jon last time, they were telling us

0:01:50 > 0:01:54how they've got 25 or 30 people from Leeds University sitting watching them,

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- and then they went out in Round One! - Yeah, Round One...!

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Genuinely, how funny will that be when, er...

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Do you know what - this time, this show -

0:02:03 > 0:02:08there are going to be 60 people from The Leeds University watching you!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- I like "The Leeds University"! - LAUGHTER

0:02:11 > 0:02:14You're going to do terrifically well today, I suspect.

0:02:14 > 0:02:20Round One is one of those ones where, for lots of people at home, this is going to be a dream round.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23They're going to be scribbling down pointless answers.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27And lots of people are going to be going, "Please let this round end."

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Absolutely one of those rounds that will split households, I think.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Sounds fun! All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Our contestants need to find the obscure answers they didn't get.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Everyone's trying to find an answer that none of our 100 people gave.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Each time that happens, we add £250 to the jackpot.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48We haven't had a pointless answer for a very long time, apart from in the final.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- We've given away the jackpot endlessly.- We're doing that a lot.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55In gameplay, we haven't added much to our jackpot for a long time.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Let's have some pointless answers. You heard the man,

0:02:58 > 0:03:02- there'll be some pointless answers in this round.- There'll be a lot of pointless answers.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05If you know your stuff in Round One, you can add a lot of money here.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Chris and Pete won the jackpot last time,

0:03:08 > 0:03:11so today's jackpot starts off at £1,000.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19In this first round,

0:03:19 > 0:03:22I'll take an answer from each of you but there is to be no conferring.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Whichever pair has the highest score will be eliminated, so make sure that's not you.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Our first category today is...

0:03:30 > 0:03:33There you are, it's Golf. It's Golf.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first and who's going to go second?

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45OK, let's find out what that question is.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:03:52 > 0:03:56The Top 100 Golfers in the World. Richard...

0:03:56 > 0:03:59We're looking for any of the Top 100-ranked golfers in the world

0:03:59 > 0:04:02at the turn of 2013, please.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06So anyone who's in that list of the official golf rankings at the turn of 2013.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10There are a huge amount of pointless answers if you know your stuff. Get thinking.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14If you don't know about golf - damage limitation. Good luck.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19Thanks very much. Dave and Chris, you all drew lots before the show and you are going first.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Chris, I don't think you look that happy with Golf,

0:04:22 > 0:04:24or were you thrilled?

0:04:24 > 0:04:29It's a bit of a tricky one because I can't stand golf.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32We live on a golf course, so I should probably know a little bit!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35I think there's a few answers that have got stuck in my brain.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38How come you live on a golf course and can't stand golf?

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Because balls keep landing - - How come you live ON a golf course?

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Live BY a golf course. - No, they live in a molehill.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49I thought maybe they lived in one of those windmills with the things going round.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51That'd be fun!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53It would get a bit annoying.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- That's crazy. - AUDIENCE GROAN

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- We'll let you do the jokes. - LAUGHTER

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Chris, what do you do? - I'm a student.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08I study contemporary dance at the Scottish School of Contemporary Dance.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Good place to study it! - Pretty good. Pretty good.

0:05:11 > 0:05:16- How long have you done that for? - I'm coming to the end of my first year. Three to go.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Loving it?- Fantastic.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- I'm trying to work out your posture. Very good.- Thank you.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Very good.- Working on it! - Good stuff.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26What are you going to go for?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Erm, it's not that...

0:05:28 > 0:05:31It's probably not pointless, but I don't think it'll be too high.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33I'm going to go for Sergio Garcia.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Sergio Garcia, says Chris. Let's see if that's right

0:05:36 > 0:05:41and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Sergio Garcia.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43It's right.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- 7. That's a great answer, Chris. - APPLAUSE

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Very well done. Great low score to get the ball rolling.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Sergio Garcia. - Very good start from podium one.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Garcia's never won a major. He promised so much and has never quite delivered.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Maybe one day...

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Thanks very much, Richard. Now, Jon, welcome back.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Round One last time...- Yes.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Oh, and it was so good going into the second half of Round One.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15You were the lowest scorers.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18And then we had Dolly Parton singing Baby Love!

0:06:18 > 0:06:19LAUGHTER

0:06:19 > 0:06:24- She would do such a good version. - She'd do a lovely version. - If she hasn't...- Yes.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- It'd be perfect. - Absolutely fantastic.

0:06:26 > 0:06:31- Jon, remind us what you do. - I'm a student at Leeds University, studying English literature.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Are your hobbies are?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Me and George play football together,

0:06:35 > 0:06:38and we did a marathon together.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Oh, did you? Which one? - The one in Rome.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Fun?- Erm, I enjoyed it. I thought it was good fun,

0:06:43 > 0:06:46but George didn't enjoy it so much.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47He's got dodgy knees.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I think he almost collapsed halfway round.

0:06:51 > 0:06:56- Did you know you had dodgy knees before you did the marathon? - I only did one run before it.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00- I still managed sub four hours. I was quite pleased.- That's not bad!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Anyway, Jon,

0:07:02 > 0:07:05I think you two are going to be brilliant at this.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07- I've got a few. - Let's have a pointless answer!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10I'm going to go for one, George's most hated golfer,

0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Phil Mickelson.- Phil Mickelson, says Jon. Let's see if that's right and if it is,

0:07:14 > 0:07:18let's see how many of our 100 people said Phil Mickelson.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24It's right. 7's our low score at the moment.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Let's see where Phil Mickelson takes you.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- 9. Very well done, Jon. - APPLAUSE

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Phil Mickelson is a great answer. You don't like Phil Mickelson?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Erm, well, I've got nothing against the guy personally.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42It sounds like you do. LAUGHTER

0:07:42 > 0:07:45I was reading the Forbes Top 100 Rich List

0:07:45 > 0:07:47in terms of sponsor for sport...

0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Yeah, he's got a lot of money. - ..and it wound me up that the guy has only won four things

0:07:51 > 0:07:54and he's getting, like, 56 million a year in sponsors.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- That's hateful!- He's not good at his sport and he gets all this money! - He's better than us.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00It's just like, that's rubbish.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04He was earning more than Federer, who's dominated a sport for ages!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06It just really irritated me!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09George, you are right! Come on, Mickelson!

0:08:09 > 0:08:14You know what? How dare this guy come along, in an immensely competitive sport,

0:08:14 > 0:08:18win everything the sport has to win, be in nine consecutive Ryder Cup matches,

0:08:18 > 0:08:22actually be an incredibly nice guy, go through personal tragedy, come out the other side

0:08:22 > 0:08:24and still expect to be paid?!

0:08:24 > 0:08:28How dare you? How dare you, Mickelson?!

0:08:28 > 0:08:29LAUGHTER

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Yeah, I'm with you, George. LAUGHTER

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Steve, welcome back.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Tell us the story of your last appearance.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Dianne did very well. She got us through to the head-to-head with some cracking low answers,

0:08:41 > 0:08:47and then we fell foul of the Shakespeare comedy Sudoku mash-up question,

0:08:47 > 0:08:49which was quite tricky.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- And rivers.- And rivers. - They were tough, the rivers!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54- They all look the same. - They were tough.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56So, Steve, what are you going to go for?

0:08:56 > 0:08:59I'm going to go for Vijay Singh.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Vijay Singh. OK.

0:09:01 > 0:09:06Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08It's right.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14It's good. 9 our high, 7 our low.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Pointless!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Very well done indeed, Steve. - APPLAUSE

0:09:18 > 0:09:19About time we had one of those.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23It adds £250 to today's jackpot. It takes the total up to £1,250.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27It scores you nothing. Very well done indeed, Steve.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31I told you there were pointless answers out there. He's a former World Number 1.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35He's slipped down the rankings, but still in that Top 100 at the start of 2013.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Very well played.- Excellent. Let's have some more of those.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42Craig, welcome back to Pointless. Tell us what happened last time.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44We got into the second round.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Unfortunately, Julie wasn't so keen on the royal subject

0:09:47 > 0:09:50and wasn't sure about Lady Diana Spencer's surname.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Yes, Lady Diana Andrews!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55There you are! That's not bad!

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Yes. - It sounds plausible. It's a name!

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- It was the stress of the situation. - I think it is.- All gone.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Now, Craig, golf...

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- How do you feel about golf, Craig? - I don't really have any feelings about golf at all!

0:10:10 > 0:10:14My only experience of golf is my father-in-law watches it on the TV,

0:10:14 > 0:10:16so this can go either two ways!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18OK.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22I've got one in mind that I saw on a list passing,

0:10:22 > 0:10:23but I really don't know.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25I'm going to say Sam Adams.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Sam Adams, says Craig. Sam Adams.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Let's see how many of our 100 said Sam Adams.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Bad luck, Craig!

0:10:37 > 0:10:38That's an incorrect answer,

0:10:38 > 0:10:42which scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:10:42 > 0:10:47Sorry, Craig. Sam Adams not, in my knowledge, a golfer in the Top 100, has never won anything,

0:10:47 > 0:10:51but still got £56 million in sponsorship last year!

0:10:51 > 0:10:54LAUGHTER

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Let's take a look at those scores.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Zero the best score of that pass, Steve. Very well done.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Steve and Dianne looking very strong.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Then up to 7, where we find Chris and Dave,

0:11:05 > 0:11:079, where we find Jon and George, all very close,

0:11:07 > 0:11:10until we get to 100, where we find Craig and Julie.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Julie, how good's your golf?

0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Not very good at all. - OK! This'll be fun!

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Best of luck with your answer.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:11:24 > 0:11:30OK, now, Julie, we're looking for male golfers in the World's Top 100 at the turn of 2013.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Julie, remind us what you do.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36I'm a professional fundraiser for the Butterwick Hospice in Bishop Auckland.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37How do you like to fill your time?

0:11:37 > 0:11:42A number of things. I'm a runner, I do karate, photography.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- How long have you done karate? - Two years now.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Enjoying it?- Love it, yes.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- What belt are you? - Almost a black belt.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53I'm going for my brown belt and then I'll be black.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Fantastic. Good stuff. Now, golf...

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Golf...

0:11:59 > 0:12:03- Oh, Julie, how are we feeling about golf? - We might join the 200 Club here.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06I was reading a magazine recently and a name stuck in my mind,

0:12:06 > 0:12:09and I don't know if he's a Top 100 Golfer

0:12:09 > 0:12:14so I will take a guess, because we don't do any worse,

0:12:14 > 0:12:15and I will say Buddy Allin.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19Buddy Allin, says Julie. No red line because you're the high scorers.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Let's see if Buddy Allin is right and how many people said it.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26No!

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Bad luck, Julie. I'm sorry to say that's an incorrect answer.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31It scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35You are members of the 200 Club. I'm sorry.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Just out of interest, what magazine were you reading?

0:12:38 > 0:12:40LAUGHTER

0:12:40 > 0:12:45Yes, I've got nothing for Buddy Allin.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Dianne...

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Dianne, welcome back.- Thank you. - Welcome back.

0:12:50 > 0:12:56Now, last time, you stormed through to the head-to-head.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58You were our lowest individual scorer,

0:12:58 > 0:13:03and then the head-to-head, yes, rivers...

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Rivers and Shakespeare did for you.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09And now Steve taking the charge here with a lovely low score of 0.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13You're already through to the next round, which is great news.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- That's a good thing. - OK. Golf not your forte.- No.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20I think I've only ever played crazy golf,

0:13:20 > 0:13:23so that's about as far as I know.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27I don't watch it and I certainly don't follow it.

0:13:27 > 0:13:32I'm just going to take a guess. I'm pretty confident about this one.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35I'm going to say Justin Rose.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Justin Rose, says Dianne. No red line for you, you're through.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Let's see if Justin Rose is right and how many people said Justin Rose.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- Absolutely right.- Excellent!

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Oh, it's a good answer. 16. Very well done, Dianne.

0:13:51 > 0:13:56- APPLAUSE - 16 for Justin Rose.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Another good answer. He spends most of his time in the world's Top 10.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Missed his first 20-odd cuts as a professional, though.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06Had a terrible start, but now absolutely top of the world.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- George...- Hello.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12George... Now, remind us what you do, George.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Philosophy at Leeds University.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19- In your spare time, what do you do? - I play a lot of football, tennis,

0:14:19 > 0:14:22I run... You know, parties...

0:14:22 > 0:14:26- You follow golf enough to have a least favourite golfer.- Yes!

0:14:26 > 0:14:29So I'm guessing this is a good round for you.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Erm, it's not overly strong, but I've got enough names, I think.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33Well, listen, here we go.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Julie and Craig are on 200, you're on 9.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40You will never overtake them, even if you get an incorrect answer.

0:14:40 > 0:14:41There are lots of pointless answers.

0:14:41 > 0:14:47See if you can add £250 to the jackpot with a pointless answer and add vastly to your kudos.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49All of your friends, 60 of them,

0:14:49 > 0:14:52are getting drunk around the television right now

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- back at The Leeds... - LAUGHTER

0:14:57 > 0:15:01Erm, I think he was actually a pointless answer

0:15:01 > 0:15:04on a show ages ago, when we watched at one of our parties.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08I'm hoping people weren't watching and didn't remember him this time.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10I'm going to go for Bubba Watson.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Bubba Watson, says George. No red line for you.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17Let's see how far down the column Bubba Watson can take you.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20It's right.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Where's it going to stop? Still going down.

0:15:25 > 0:15:276 for Bubba Watson.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- It's a good answer. - APPLAUSE

0:15:29 > 0:15:33Our second-best answer of the round. 15 is your total.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35The 2012 Masters-winner.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38He owns the General Lee car from the Dukes of Hazzard.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42That's quite cool, isn't it? He bought it for 110,000 at auction.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Dave... Ah, Dave!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47You've been waiting all this time.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50I bet you've had a million and one answers

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- and they've all been picked off. - Quite a few!

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Now then, what are you going to go for?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58I'm going to go for Matt Kuchar.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00- Matt Kuchar.- Yes.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02No red line for you, as you are already through.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06Let's see how far down the column Matt Kuchar can take you.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10It's right.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14Still going down.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Look at that! 1! Very well done indeed, Dave!

0:16:16 > 0:16:20- Second-best score of the round. - APPLAUSE

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Matt Kuchar - good answer. 8 is your total.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Very nearly another pointless answer. He's been in the last two Ryder Cup teams.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29They call him "Kooch". Where do they come up with this stuff?!

0:16:29 > 0:16:34Those crazy golfers! Not those crazy-golfers, they're altogether different.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37There are so many pointless answers. I'll try and go through a few.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40I know some people will have got a few.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44Bo Van Pelt, the American. The Masters Champion Charl Schwartzel was a pointless answer.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Another Major-winner, Geoff Ogilvy, the Australian, was pointless.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Three US Ryder Cup players here,

0:16:51 > 0:16:54all of those pointless answers. Well done if you said any of those.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Jim Furyk, a big name on the list. Thomas Bjorn there, the Dane.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Vijay Singh, we've heard.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03Let's take a look at the highest-scoring answers.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06You would've scored plenty of points for the likes of, er...

0:17:06 > 0:17:10Ian Poulter would've scored you 9, Ernie Els 9, Luke Donald 14.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Let's take a look at the top three, though.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15In third place, Lee Westwood would've scored 21,

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Rory McIlroy would've scored you 48,

0:17:17 > 0:17:21and no surprises up the top there, Tiger Woods with 80.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Thanks very much indeed.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26At the end of our first round, the two who'll be heading home,

0:17:26 > 0:17:28I'm so sorry, it's Julie and Craig!

0:17:28 > 0:17:32I'm sorry. Golf just not your strongest suit.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34I'll pay more attention in future!

0:17:34 > 0:17:38Oh, dear! But this really is goodbye. It's been lovely having you here.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41I thought we were going to see you go all the way through.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44- So did I!- Yes. This wasn't per the script at all.

0:17:44 > 0:17:49It is goodbye, I'm afraid. Thanks very much for playing. Julie and Craig! Lovely contestants.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51APPLAUSE

0:17:51 > 0:17:55But for the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round Two.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Only three pairs remain.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03There's only room for two pairs in our head-to-head,

0:18:03 > 0:18:05so we'll be saying goodbye to another pair.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09That was a very impressive low-scoring round from the pairs that remain.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Dave and Chris, our lowest-scoring pair.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14You do live on a golf course, it has to be said!

0:18:14 > 0:18:18Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is...

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Languages.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24Can you all decide who's going first and who's going second?

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32OK, the question concerns...

0:18:34 > 0:18:38- European Languages. Richard... - Some translation required here.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41We're going to show you the names of six European languages,

0:18:41 > 0:18:44but we're going to give you the name in its own language.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47You need to translate and tell us what the English name is.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51There's 12 in all to have a go at at home. Good luck.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54So we want the English names of these European languages.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Our first board reads like this...

0:19:07 > 0:19:08I'll read those all one last time.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18There we are.

0:19:18 > 0:19:23Six languages, in their own languages!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Chris, how do we feel about this board?

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Erm... Not great.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31There's a couple there that are quite obvious

0:19:31 > 0:19:36so I kind of want to stay away from those. Erm...

0:19:36 > 0:19:38I think there's one that I'll probably hazard a guess on,

0:19:38 > 0:19:42just because it looks like a word I know.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45I'm going to go for Turkish.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Turkce.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Turkish, says, Chris. Let's see if Turkish is right for Turkce

0:19:50 > 0:19:53and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Absolutely right. Ooh, look at that. 86!

0:19:57 > 0:20:0086! That's a high score, I'm afraid, Chris,

0:20:00 > 0:20:02but it's a lot better than 100.

0:20:02 > 0:20:06It is a big score. But the clue's there - Turkce.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Thank you. Jon...

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Hi.- Jon, how do we feel about these languages?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15There's a few, there's the obvious few,

0:20:15 > 0:20:18but there's two which I just don't have a clue.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20I'm not sure whether to hazard a guess with one,

0:20:20 > 0:20:23or play it a little bit safer.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Erm...

0:20:24 > 0:20:26I think...

0:20:26 > 0:20:31I think I'm just going to go Deutsch, German.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Deutsch, German, says Jon.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37George has just looked at you and then closed his eyes

0:20:37 > 0:20:40for, what I estimate to be, about a second and a half.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41It felt like a long time.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Anyway, Deutsch, German, says Jon. Let's see if that's right

0:20:44 > 0:20:47and let's see how many people said it.

0:20:49 > 0:20:5183. It is lower than 86.

0:20:51 > 0:20:5383 for Deutsch, German.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55- This is a high-scoring round. - It sure is.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58It sure is. They'll be loving that at The Leeds!

0:20:58 > 0:21:01LAUGHTER

0:21:01 > 0:21:05Dianne, you're the last person to have this board.

0:21:05 > 0:21:11If you like, you could just hazard a guess at all the unanswered questions.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15OK, well, I think Italiano's pretty obvious

0:21:15 > 0:21:19and will probably score higher than the other two.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Latviesu...

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Could that be... Latvia?

0:21:24 > 0:21:30Hrvatski... I'm thinking that's more Eastern European.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32I'm hoping that Norsk...

0:21:33 > 0:21:35..is Norwegian.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39I'm starting to doubt myself, but I'll say Norwegian for Norsk.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Norwegian for Norsk, says Dianne.

0:21:41 > 0:21:46Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said Norwegian.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49It's right. 86 our high, 83 our low.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53You've passed both of them. 73. Best score of the pass, Dianne.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55LIGHT APPLAUSE

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- That was tentative applause, wasn't it?- It was!

0:22:01 > 0:22:03"73? I suppose it's the best answer..."

0:22:03 > 0:22:06I have to say, given all the answers, how well our 100 did.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09I think it's the high-scoring board we've ever had,

0:22:09 > 0:22:13which makes it the easiest question we've ever had, if that makes you feel any better.

0:22:13 > 0:22:18Now, Latviesu Valoda is, of course, Latvian. Would've scored you 46.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Italiano is Italian.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25That's another very big scorer. 96 points.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27There's four people out there going,

0:22:27 > 0:22:31"It's one of the Dutch dialects. I don't know!"

0:22:31 > 0:22:36Hrvatski... Again, this is one where it's useful to be a sports fan.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Football fans will know that it's Croatia.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43You always see it in sticker annuals. Croatian. 7 points for that.

0:22:43 > 0:22:48- But look at the scores on that board! Not bad, is it?- Not bad at all.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Thank you very much. Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:22:51 > 0:22:5473 the best score of that pass. Dianne, very well done.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Dianne and Steve looking pretty strong.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Then up to 83, where we find Jon and George,

0:22:59 > 0:23:02and up a click to 86, where we find Chris and Dave.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Dave, you're not way ahead, but you are ahead.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08We need a lower-scoring answer from you to keep you in the game.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:23:14 > 0:23:17We're going to put six more languages on the board.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19We have got...

0:23:30 > 0:23:32I'll read those all one last time.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Guess which one of those I like saying the most.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46- Eesti Keel.- Eesti Keel!

0:23:46 > 0:23:50Now, Steve, we are looking for the lowest-scoring answer,

0:23:50 > 0:23:53the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57You're on 73. The high scorers on 86 are Dave and Chris.

0:23:57 > 0:24:02A score of 12 or less will keep you from overtaking their high score.

0:24:02 > 0:24:07There's a couple I recognise, a couple of obvious ones.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08I'm going to take a risk

0:24:08 > 0:24:12and I'm going to go for Eesti Keel as Estonian.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Eesti Keel, Estonian, says Steve.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Here is your red line. It's low.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Let's see if that is right for Estonian

0:24:20 > 0:24:24and if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28It's absolutely right. Well done, Steve. That's a great answer.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Look at that!

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Oh, and you've done it. 8!

0:24:32 > 0:24:34That is superb, Steve. Well done.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38- It takes your total up to 81. - APPLAUSE

0:24:38 > 0:24:40That's the way to play Pointless, isn't it?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Terrific work, Steve. Very well done.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47One of the European Union's 23 official languages - Eesti Keel.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Thank you very much indeed. Now, George...

0:24:50 > 0:24:52- George...- Yes...

0:24:52 > 0:24:56The high scorers remain Dave and Chris on 86. You're on 83.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Ideally, two or less

0:24:59 > 0:25:03will prevent you from overtaking their high score.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06I don't think there's any chance of that. Er...

0:25:06 > 0:25:09I'm very torn about what to do here.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11- I've got a... - HE SIGHS

0:25:11 > 0:25:14I've got a bit of a guess on one of them.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19I'm going to kick myself if that's right, but then... Crikey!

0:25:19 > 0:25:21I'm going to stick fairly safe, I hope,

0:25:21 > 0:25:26and go Jezyk Polski as Polish.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28"Jenzyk Polskee"!

0:25:28 > 0:25:32I think I may've just made that up! Er, Polish you are going to say.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36There's your red line. That tells you everything you need to know.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40Let's see if that is indeed Polish and if it is, how many people said Polish.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43That's absolutely right.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Ooh! 78.

0:25:46 > 0:25:5078 takes your total up to 161.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53There's big scores everywhere, so it might not see you out.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57Polish is now the next most-spoken language after English and Welsh,

0:25:57 > 0:25:59- according to the last census. - Thanks, Richard.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Now, Dave, we have a contest on our hands.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04You're on 86. The high scorers are George and Jon on 161.

0:26:04 > 0:26:09You have to score 74 or less to go through to the head-to-head.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13Talk us through the board if you can, Dave.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16I'd go Dansk, probably Danish. Er...

0:26:16 > 0:26:20Suomi, I've got a feeling it's Finnish.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23The next one, which looks tricky to pronounce,

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Gaelic, possibly Gallic.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Portugues, Portuguese.

0:26:29 > 0:26:33So I've got to decide how close I am to that score and what to go for.

0:26:33 > 0:26:38I think I'll go for Suomi, Finnish.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Suomi, Finnish.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44Let's see if that's right. Here comes your red line. It's quite high.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48Let's see if Finnish will get you below that red line.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51It's right.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54And you are through. Very well done, Dave.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58- 26. - APPLAUSE

0:26:59 > 0:27:03Happy finish! Takes your total up to 112.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07Very well played, Dave. A tougher board, that one, but very well done from everybody.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Let's take a look through the rest of the board.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Dansk is Danish.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16It would've been just too much because it would've scored 77 points. Lucky you didn't go for it.

0:27:16 > 0:27:21Gaeilge is Irish. That would've scored you 58 points.

0:27:21 > 0:27:26Portugues is, of course, Portuguese. That would've scored you 87.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30Estonian far and away the best answer. Steve, well played.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Thank you very much indeed.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35At the end of our second round, it's George and Jon, I'm so sorry,

0:27:35 > 0:27:38on 161, we have to say goodbye to you.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40It was Round One last time.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43- You've done twice as well. - It's an improvement.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Very well done. I'm sorry we have to say goodbye.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48It's been great having you. Thanks so much for playing.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51- George and Jon. - APPLAUSE

0:27:51 > 0:27:53For the remaining two pairs,

0:27:53 > 0:27:56it's now time for the head-to-head.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02Congratulations, Steve and Dianne, Dave and Chris,

0:28:02 > 0:28:05you're one step closer to a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:28:05 > 0:28:09which currently stands at £1,250.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11APPLAUSE

0:28:11 > 0:28:14To decide who's going to play for that money,

0:28:14 > 0:28:17you're going to go head-to-head. You're now allowed to confer.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20The first pair to two questions will play for the jackpot.

0:28:20 > 0:28:24Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:28:28 > 0:28:32Here comes your first question. It concerns...

0:28:33 > 0:28:35Screen Brothers.

0:28:35 > 0:28:39- Richard.- We'll show you five images of actors who've played brothers on screen.

0:28:39 > 0:28:43Tell us the name of the film in which they starred together. Good luck.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47Thanks very much indeed. OK, let's reveal our five images.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49Here they are. We have got...

0:29:03 > 0:29:07There we are, five sets of film brothers.

0:29:07 > 0:29:11Steve and Dianne, you've played best throughout the show so you get to go first.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13THEY WHISPER

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:29:17 > 0:29:20There's a couple of fairly obvious ones.

0:29:20 > 0:29:24We're going to have a punt, try and add some money to the jackpot

0:29:24 > 0:29:28and we're going to say C, Legends of the Fall.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30C, Legends of the Fall.

0:29:30 > 0:29:34So, Dave and Chris, it's over to you.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37You can fill in all the blanks, take us through all of those.

0:29:37 > 0:29:41I'm supposed to be the movie buff of the two of us

0:29:41 > 0:29:43and I haven't a clue of any of them!

0:29:43 > 0:29:49Fortunately, Dad knew that D...

0:29:49 > 0:29:51- Or thinks he knew! - ..or thinks he knows

0:29:51 > 0:29:54that D is Rain Man

0:29:54 > 0:29:56and E is Twins.

0:29:56 > 0:29:59- I think we're going to go D? - We'll go D.- D, Rain Man.

0:29:59 > 0:30:03D, Rain Man. Legends of the Fall versus Rain Man.

0:30:03 > 0:30:08Steve and Dianne said Legends of the Fall. Let's see if that's right and how many said it.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12Oh, bad luck!

0:30:12 > 0:30:14Bad luck, Steve and Dianne.

0:30:14 > 0:30:18Dave and Chris, you merely have to be correct with Rain Man and you will win this point.

0:30:18 > 0:30:22Let's see if Rain Man's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:30:22 > 0:30:25It is right. Very well done.

0:30:25 > 0:30:29- 67 people said it. - APPLAUSE

0:30:30 > 0:30:34After one question, Dave and Chris, you're up 1-0.

0:30:34 > 0:30:38Legends of the Fall is a Brad Pitt film, but not that one, I'm afraid.

0:30:38 > 0:30:41C is the best answer up there -

0:30:41 > 0:30:44A River Runs Through It. Craig Sheffer there, as well.

0:30:44 > 0:30:473 points. Very well done if you said that at home.

0:30:47 > 0:30:51The next best answer is A, a slightly more recent film.

0:30:51 > 0:30:54There's Tom Hardy there, Shia LaBeouf,

0:30:54 > 0:30:56and it's Lawless.

0:30:56 > 0:31:00Would've scored you 5 points. Both tough, those two.

0:31:00 > 0:31:03B's slightly easier. That's Al Pacino and James Caan

0:31:03 > 0:31:08as the Corleone brothers, Michael and Sonny, in The Godfather.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10That would've scored you 14.

0:31:10 > 0:31:14And the biggest answer of all, E is Twins, as you said.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17That would've scored you 79.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Thanks very much indeed. Here comes your second question.

0:31:19 > 0:31:23Steve and Dianne, Dave and Chris will answer this one first,

0:31:23 > 0:31:25but you have to win it to stay in the game.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27It concerns...

0:31:28 > 0:31:30Martin Luther King. Richard.

0:31:30 > 0:31:36Simply five clues now to facts about Martin Luther King. Which is the most obscure answer?

0:31:36 > 0:31:40OK, let's reveal our five clues. Here they come. We have got...

0:31:55 > 0:31:56I'll read those one last time.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13There we are, five clues to facts about Martin Luther King.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16Dave and Chris, you go first this time.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18THEY WHISPER

0:32:20 > 0:32:22Erm,

0:32:22 > 0:32:26again, I haven't got a clue,

0:32:26 > 0:32:31and my dad has... hopefully pulled us through!

0:32:31 > 0:32:35We think we're going to go for 'the war against which he most famously protested',

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Vietnam.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41Vietnam, 'the war against which he most famously protested' say Chris and Dave.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44Steve and Dianne, can you talk us through the rest of that board?

0:32:44 > 0:32:48Er, no. I mean, we're guessing Nobel Peace Prize.

0:32:48 > 0:32:53Something about June is jumping out for the month and I don't know why.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56I'm not sure about the memorial or his first name,

0:32:56 > 0:33:00so I think we're going to have to go for the Nobel Peace Prize.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02You're going to say the Nobel Peace Prize.

0:33:02 > 0:33:06So we have Vietnam versus the Nobel Peace Prize.

0:33:06 > 0:33:11Dave and Chris said Vietnam. Let's see if it's right and let's see how many people said Vietnam.

0:33:12 > 0:33:13It's right.

0:33:15 > 0:33:18- 50. - APPLAUSE

0:33:18 > 0:33:2050 for Vietnam.

0:33:20 > 0:33:25Steve and Dianne have said the Nobel Prize was the Peace Prize in 1964.

0:33:25 > 0:33:30Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32It's right.

0:33:32 > 0:33:33It has to beat 50...

0:33:33 > 0:33:35Ooh, no, it's not! 53!

0:33:35 > 0:33:39- Bad luck, Steve and Dianne. - APPLAUSE

0:33:40 > 0:33:45Very well done, Dave and Chris. After only two questions, you're through to the final 2-0.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48The newcomers have seen off all three returning pairs. Very impressive.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51That means we'll have four new pairs on the next show.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54Let's take a look at the rest of these.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56The memorial where he delivered the speech

0:33:56 > 0:33:59was the Lincoln Memorial.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01It would've scored you 8.

0:34:01 > 0:34:04We'll go down to the bottom first. It's not June, the month, it's January,

0:34:04 > 0:34:07so wasn't worth the risk there.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10January would've scored you 2 points, as well.

0:34:10 > 0:34:11His original first name...

0:34:11 > 0:34:14..was Michael.

0:34:14 > 0:34:18Would've scored you 1 point. His dad was also called Michael Luther King.

0:34:18 > 0:34:23When his dad changed his name to Martin Luther King, he decided to change his son's, as well.

0:34:23 > 0:34:27- Why not, right?- Why not? Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:34:27 > 0:34:32The pair leaving us at the end of the round, for the second time, Steve and Dianne.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35You've come into the head-to-head as the hot favourites

0:34:35 > 0:34:37and you leave it pointless,

0:34:37 > 0:34:40but not in a good way!

0:34:40 > 0:34:42It's been great having you on both shows.

0:34:42 > 0:34:46Brilliant performance today. Consistent low scoring. Well done.

0:34:46 > 0:34:51I'm so sorry we have to say goodbye. Thank you for playing. Steve and Dianne! Lovely contestants.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54- APPLAUSE - But for Dave and Chris,

0:34:54 > 0:34:56it's time for our Pointless final.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03Congratulations. You fought off all the competition

0:35:03 > 0:35:06and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy. Very well done.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14You have a chance to win our jackpot. At the end of today's show,

0:35:14 > 0:35:17the jackpot stands at £1,250.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19APPLAUSE

0:35:20 > 0:35:24As always, you kick this round off by choosing a category.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26You have four options. They are...

0:35:33 > 0:35:36That's tough.

0:35:36 > 0:35:40- I think we can say no to Wrestlers. That's a definite.- Yes.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43No to Country Music Stars.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46Slapstick Comedies probably?

0:35:46 > 0:35:48- They're classics. You might know a few.- I might, yes, being old.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51- We can give it a go?- Yes.

0:35:51 > 0:35:52Exactly!

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Classic Slapstick Comedies.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57Classic Slapstick Comedies it is.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00- Richard.- We're going to give you three choices here.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03Hopefully, one of these is useful for you in your 60 seconds.

0:36:03 > 0:36:07We're looking for any Buster Keaton Feature Film

0:36:07 > 0:36:10for which he received an acting credit, according to IMDB.

0:36:10 > 0:36:13We're looking for any Laurel and Hardy Feature Films.

0:36:13 > 0:36:18And we're looking for any Feature Films Directed By Charlie Chaplin.

0:36:18 > 0:36:21So any Buster Keaton Feature Film, any Laurel and Hardy Feature Film,

0:36:21 > 0:36:24or any Feature Film Directed by Charlie Chaplin.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26Very best of luck.

0:36:26 > 0:36:30As always, you have up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:36:30 > 0:36:34All you need to do is find one pointless answer. Just one will win it for you.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37The answers you provide can come from any of these categories.

0:36:37 > 0:36:41They can be all three from one, two from one, one from another.

0:36:41 > 0:36:44- Are you ready?- BOTH: Yes.

0:36:44 > 0:36:48OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. Your time starts now.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51- Go for it.- Not a clue.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54- Not so good for me. Buster Keaton... - Never heard of him.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56Don't be daft!

0:36:56 > 0:37:00He did one where, it was fantastic, a house fell in on him.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03- Ooh, yes! The name of the film? - I don't know!

0:37:03 > 0:37:06- Laurel and Hardy... There's one with a piano.- Right.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- They carry a piano up and downstairs.- OK.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12- Maybe it's called... - BOTH: The Piano.- We'll go with that.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14- Charlie Chaplin...- We could do two from Laurel and Hardy.

0:37:14 > 0:37:20- He did one with dancing shoes. - Oh, yeah! I know which one you mean.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22He's a top director, as well.

0:37:22 > 0:37:25- You're not helping.- I can't help.

0:37:25 > 0:37:28I have no films at all.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31- What's the one with the house? - Buster Keaton Feature Films...

0:37:31 > 0:37:34- He's running away from a policeman. - Let's go for...

0:37:34 > 0:37:37It's something like Show Boats. Something like that.

0:37:37 > 0:37:41- 10 seconds left. - We'll try Buster Keaton Show Boat, Laurel and Hardy The Piano.

0:37:41 > 0:37:45- Any other Laurel and Hardy films? - Laurel and Hardy films... - Make something up.

0:37:45 > 0:37:49There's one where they go to, er...

0:37:49 > 0:37:53OK, that is your time up. I now need your three answers.

0:37:53 > 0:37:57Erm, as you probably heard, I was no help.

0:37:57 > 0:38:01I think we'll go for...

0:38:01 > 0:38:06..one answer for Buster Keaton, which would be Show Boat.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Show Boat.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11Laurel and Hardy Feature Films...

0:38:11 > 0:38:13- The Piano.- The Piano.

0:38:13 > 0:38:14The Piano.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17Feature Films Directed by Charlie Chaplin, The Red Shoes.

0:38:17 > 0:38:18The Red Shoes. OK.

0:38:18 > 0:38:21Which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:21 > 0:38:26- Er...!- We're not even sure if any of those are right.- No.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29- BOTH: The Red Shoes. - The Red Shoes we'll put last.

0:38:29 > 0:38:33- And least likely to be pointless? - I think we made up The Piano.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36- The Piano I think we didn't make up. - OK. The Piano in the middle.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39So then Show Boat.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41- Which we might've made up. - We'll put Show Boat first.

0:38:41 > 0:38:45Let's put those up on the board in that order. Here they are.

0:38:49 > 0:38:50Very best of luck.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53Your first answer was Show Boat.

0:38:53 > 0:38:57- None of these you were absolutely certain of, were you?- Not really.

0:38:57 > 0:39:01OK. Well, if this is correct and pointless, you will win £1,250.

0:39:01 > 0:39:05What would you do with your share of that, Dave?

0:39:05 > 0:39:08- Er... Chris, you answer this one. - Oh!

0:39:08 > 0:39:11- What would Dave do with his share? - LAUGHTER

0:39:11 > 0:39:13I think my dad...

0:39:13 > 0:39:17It's been quite a big year this year. I've just turned 21,

0:39:17 > 0:39:19my brother's just turned 18,

0:39:19 > 0:39:25it's my mum and dad's 50th and their 25th anniversary, as well, wedding anniversary.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28- That's very neat. - Let's have a party!

0:39:28 > 0:39:30- APPLAUSE - Very neat indeed!

0:39:30 > 0:39:33We need to do something to celebrate,

0:39:33 > 0:39:36so maybe a trip to Vegas or something, just to blow it.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38- Let's go for it.- Very good.

0:39:38 > 0:39:43- Sorry to waste your money, but if we win, that's what we're going to do. - You have to win it first.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45- Not much chance! - Three answers on the board.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48Maybe one of these answers will win it for you.

0:39:48 > 0:39:51You have gone for Show Boat first.

0:39:51 > 0:39:55Let's find out, is Show Boat a Buster Keaton film?

0:39:56 > 0:39:59No! Bad luck.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02Bad luck, I'm afraid. It is not a Buster Keaton film.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05Your second answer was The Piano.

0:40:05 > 0:40:08So, again, if this is correct and pointless,

0:40:08 > 0:40:10you will win £1,250.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12Let's find out - The Piano,

0:40:12 > 0:40:16is that a classic Laurel and Hardy film?

0:40:17 > 0:40:19No! Not The Piano, I'm afraid.

0:40:19 > 0:40:22Everything is now riding on your third and final answer.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25- The one we weren't sure of! - THEY LAUGH

0:40:25 > 0:40:30- This is the one we weren't keen on. - Well, your final answer was The Red Shoes.

0:40:30 > 0:40:33Let's find out if that's right, and if it's pointless.

0:40:33 > 0:40:35If it is, it will win you that jackpot.

0:40:35 > 0:40:38For £1,250,

0:40:38 > 0:40:41is The Red Shoes a Charlie Chaplin film?

0:40:43 > 0:40:46No! Bad luck!

0:40:46 > 0:40:48APPLAUSE

0:40:50 > 0:40:52Bad luck. That was a tough category for you.

0:40:52 > 0:40:56Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer,

0:40:56 > 0:41:00which means you don't win today's jackpot of £1,250.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02That will roll over. We've loved having you on the show.

0:41:02 > 0:41:06You do get to take home a Pointless trophy, so well done.

0:41:06 > 0:41:09BOTH: Thank you. APPLAUSE

0:41:11 > 0:41:14You played very well. That was a tough group of categories.

0:41:14 > 0:41:18Funnily enough, resting behind one of those other big categories

0:41:18 > 0:41:22was the perfect question for you, just the perfect one for you.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Because we have three subcategories,

0:41:24 > 0:41:28there tends to be more variation than there used to be,

0:41:28 > 0:41:31but you don't need to know that, do you?

0:41:31 > 0:41:33I think the piano thing you're thinking of,

0:41:33 > 0:41:36there's a Laurel and Hardy short called The Music Box.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38It wouldn't have counted as a feature film anyway.

0:41:38 > 0:41:42- Let's look a some of the - - I've got a good Buster Keaton one!

0:41:42 > 0:41:44OK! Have you? All right. Go on.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

0:41:46 > 0:41:50It's a pointless answer. APPLAUSE

0:41:50 > 0:41:52I think it's his last appearance.

0:41:52 > 0:41:56- He has a tiny little cameo in it. - He does. He plays Jimmy the Crook.

0:41:56 > 0:41:57Let's take a look.

0:41:57 > 0:42:02His last performance ever was in A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04Around The World In 80 Days was pointless.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. Very well played.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09He has a cameo in Sunset Boulevard.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12You could also have had Beach Blanket Bingo,

0:42:12 > 0:42:15Go West, In the Good Old Summertime, Pajama Party,

0:42:15 > 0:42:17Sherlock, Jr... There's quite a few for Buster Keaton.

0:42:17 > 0:42:21Let's take a look now at Laurel and Hardy.

0:42:21 > 0:42:25A Chump At Oxford. People who know Laurel and Hardy will know all of these.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27They go crazy for them, don't they? Nothing But Trouble.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30Pack Up Your Troubles. The Bullfighters.

0:42:30 > 0:42:34Let's take a look at some of those Chaplin films he directed.

0:42:34 > 0:42:37Woman of Paris: A Drama of Fate. That sounds good!

0:42:37 > 0:42:41City Lights, Monsieur Verdoux and The Circus, all of those pointless.

0:42:41 > 0:42:44Well done if you said any of those at home. Unlucky in the studio.

0:42:44 > 0:42:49Thanks very much indeed, Richard. We have to say goodbye to Dave and Chris.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51Thank you both for so much playing. Dave and Chris!

0:42:51 > 0:42:54APPLAUSE

0:42:54 > 0:42:57Dave and Chris didn't win our jackpot, so it rolls over,

0:42:57 > 0:43:01which means on the next show, we will be playing for £2,250.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03APPLAUSE

0:43:04 > 0:43:07- Join us next time. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Bye.

0:43:07 > 0:43:11- ..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye. - APPLAUSE

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