Episode 1

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0:00:18 > 0:00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Good even...oh, pushed too hard. No, still spinning.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Good evening and welc... No, I've overdone it.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29LAUGHTER

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Good evening and welc... How can that be happening?!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Welcome to a brand new series, Secret Service,

0:00:36 > 0:00:37with me, Richard Hammond.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40The mission the BBC has given me is simple.

0:00:40 > 0:00:41You write in with a problem

0:00:41 > 0:00:45and I send my highly trained operatives round to sort it out.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47What we do here is top secret.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Unfortunately, they've given me this button.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52ALARM BLARES

0:00:52 > 0:00:54'Coming up on tonight's show...'

0:00:54 > 0:00:55It's good.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58'Just how far will this couple go to please their daughter?'

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Will it keep like this?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Oo-ooh!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Oh!- It is hoof of pig.- Ah, yes.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09'Will this self-proclaimed King of Cool be pushed to boiling point

0:01:09 > 0:01:11'in a lift journey from Hell?'

0:01:11 > 0:01:13# Oh, baby, baby... #

0:01:13 > 0:01:15HE BARKS AND CLUCKS

0:01:15 > 0:01:17# Still believe! #

0:01:17 > 0:01:19'And what will happen when these kids

0:01:19 > 0:01:21'meet the most advanced toy in the entire world?'

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Hello! My name is Teddy.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Oh, my God!- Whoa! - Teddy Bear's working!- It's working!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31This is my new office.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35It's massive, I've got a desk with all buttons on it and everything,

0:01:35 > 0:01:38one of which has got a funny cover on. Don't know what that one does.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40ALARM BEEPS

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Erm, can you deal with that, Agent, please?

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- ALARM STOPS - Thank you.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Then over here there's our laboratory

0:01:50 > 0:01:53where we make all our spy gadgets and stuff.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56And it's all here at my top secret base

0:01:56 > 0:01:59on the B412 between Harlow and Bampton.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Now, our first assignment this week is from Tasha.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Computer, show assignment.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Right, our first mission, and it involves this lovely girl.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12What can we do for you?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15I've been single for a while now

0:02:15 > 0:02:18and my embarrassing dad Steve is always bugging me

0:02:18 > 0:02:22about having a boyfriend and asking when I'm going to settle down.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25He and my step-mum Beverley are desperate to meet a boyfriend

0:02:25 > 0:02:28of mine so please can you help me put an end to all the nagging?

0:02:29 > 0:02:33To help Tasha out, we're giving her a fake boyfriend from a

0:02:33 > 0:02:38fictitious royal family, rulers of a non-existent country, Malvania.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Tasha has told her folks that they're meeting her new fella

0:02:41 > 0:02:43and his parents for lunch.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Anyone else think this might get tricky?

0:02:46 > 0:02:48So, we have a crown prince and a crown princess

0:02:48 > 0:02:51and more importantly for Tasha, an eligible,

0:02:51 > 0:02:54if entirely bogus, royal bachelor, Alex.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00And right on cue, here comes Tasha, bringing unsuspecting dad Steve

0:03:00 > 0:03:03and step-mum Bev into our royal residence,

0:03:03 > 0:03:07which is swarming with Secret Service agents and hidden cameras.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Remember, they think they're meeting Tasha's new boyfriend

0:03:10 > 0:03:12and his parents.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Time to break out your best curtsy.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19It's this way.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21The Crown Prince and Princess of Malvania.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- Hello, I'm Steve.- Welcome.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Pleased to meet you.- Welcome.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Oh!

0:03:39 > 0:03:40My name's Beverley.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53So, enthusiastic formalities over,

0:03:53 > 0:03:56and it seems Steve is off to hide in the toilet.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Tasha and Alex are acting

0:03:59 > 0:04:02and they leave it to Bev to kick off the awkward small talk.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Where do you come from? - Malvania.- Eh?- Malvania.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Malvania?- Malvania.- Malvania, ahh...

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Principality in Carpathian mountains.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16I have just been into the Baltics.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Oh, no, Beverley, don't mention the Baltics. They don't like it.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24- We're not friends of Russia in Malvania.- No, no.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- That's right.- Many wars. - Many wars, I know.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Like enemies of Malvania.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32But long time ago! Long time ago!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Yes, but it stays here.

0:04:34 > 0:04:39Yes, the memories of wars in past.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40OK, Steve's back,

0:04:40 > 0:04:43just in time to stop Beverley starting a diplomatic row.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Why are you talking in an accent?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Well, because sometimes they understand a bit more.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51That's what I do, I tend to go into a bit of an accent.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55So now, Tasha and Alex make an excuse to leave so that Steve

0:04:55 > 0:04:58and Bev can bask in the presence of Malvanian royalty.

0:04:58 > 0:05:04- They come from Mal...Malvania. - Malvania?- Yes, Malvania.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Have you got a map?

0:05:06 > 0:05:11- Did we get a map?- In map room, but not in here.- Well covered.

0:05:11 > 0:05:16- You have heard of Malvania? > - I haven't actually, no.

0:05:16 > 0:05:22People in Malvania, they are poor. They are poor. Are you poor or rich?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24BEV AND STEVE LAUGH

0:05:24 > 0:05:25I think...

0:05:25 > 0:05:29We would say that we're not rich, definitely not rich.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Not rich, but...- But not poor. - But we're not poor.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33You have servant. >

0:05:33 > 0:05:35BOTH: No.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Why not? >

0:05:37 > 0:05:39I don't know, it's just not us, is it?

0:05:39 > 0:05:43I should imagine Steve and Bev could do with a stiff drink right now.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46But there is no time, because we're about to serve a traditional

0:05:46 > 0:05:51Malvanian delicacy, the wholly organic and ominously named yak yak.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Oh, that's nice and refreshing, isn't it?

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Everybody like this in Malvania, even poor people,

0:06:01 > 0:06:06cos flower is eaten by yak, fermented urine of yak.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11You have fermented urine drink in England? >

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Right, so now it's a move over to the dining area

0:06:16 > 0:06:18in preparation for lunch.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20You want some more yak yak?

0:06:20 > 0:06:21No, we're fine.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Oh, gift, gift!

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- It's time for gift now.- Gift!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28SHE SPEAKS "MALVANIAN" Bring gift now.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Oh, gosh.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Let's try them with yet another Malvanian tradition,

0:06:33 > 0:06:34exchanging lavish gifts.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Careful, careful.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Oh, wow, brilliant, look, it's one of those, erm, it's,

0:06:45 > 0:06:48er...what is that? Looks horrible.

0:06:48 > 0:06:54It is soil of our country and you wear on head.

0:06:54 > 0:06:59It's like a hat, but it is symbolic, I put for you,

0:06:59 > 0:07:04symbolic of all the history... oh, that's beautiful!

0:07:04 > 0:07:10This is Holy earth, where all our ancestors buried

0:07:10 > 0:07:16and this soil is like the history of the country but in a hat.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19I want one. Oh, wait a minute, no, they're not real.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21We need a photograph.

0:07:21 > 0:07:26- Yes, yes. It fit! It fit! - It fits, wonderful.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28We'll sit here with these on, lovely.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32And will it keep? Will it keep like this?

0:07:32 > 0:07:37You must water, just once every two days.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41But take off head before water.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Oh, yes.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Definitely.

0:07:48 > 0:07:55- You have done this for us. I feel very, erm, heartfelt.- They like.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Thank you very, very much.- Yeah, they did this for you, that's true.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01It is going well. So what could possibly go wrong for them now?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Where is your gift for us?

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Oh...

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Did you give gift to Nikol? - No.- No, no gift.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11No gift.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13You did bring a gift, didn't you, Bev?

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Your gift is?

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Our gift is, erm, that...

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Is our, is our friendship.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Yes. That, er, hopefully...

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Thinking.- ..that this will be the start of a nice friendship.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32This is good.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40You, you are funny!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- You make joke.- They make joke.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Where is actual, real gift?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Oh, I've had a job interview like this!

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Real...well, as I say, we haven't got anything

0:08:56 > 0:08:59because we didn't know that we were going to be meeting you.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00I know you didn't.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Oh!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Do not worry. We will not mention gift.- Very, very sorry.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10No, we are not hugely offended.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13So, Tasha's set up her folks to get them

0:09:13 > 0:09:15off her back about finding a boyfriend.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18So far, they've endured uncomfortably long hugs,

0:09:18 > 0:09:21the drinking of yak urine and the wearing of turf hats.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24We'll find out just how much worse things can get

0:09:24 > 0:09:26when we join them again later.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Now, this is the lab where we develop all the technology

0:09:32 > 0:09:34we need for our covert operations,

0:09:34 > 0:09:39and I love it in here cos nothing is quite what it seems.

0:09:39 > 0:09:45Take this watch for example. It may look like an ordinary watch...

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- That's just my watch. - But if I press this button here...

0:09:49 > 0:09:52WATCH BEEPS: "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain"

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Think of the possibilities!

0:09:55 > 0:10:00Fun fact for you, this exact watch was not used in the next assignment.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Right, who's next for the Secret Service treatment?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Nice short haircut, how can we be of assistance?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12My little brother Mo is so cool and confident under pressure,

0:10:12 > 0:10:15he's a real gentleman and a bit of a charmer.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17He reckons he can handle anything you throw at him.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Can we put this to the test?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24A lift to a swanky restaurant,

0:10:24 > 0:10:27where Mo thinks he's going to meet his brother for lunch.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Instead, he's about to meet Agent Panic Attack,

0:10:30 > 0:10:33who just so happens to have a phobia of being stuck in a lift.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37And...the lift is stuck!

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Who saw that coming? Honestly!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42- Do you think it's stuck? - Yeah, it is.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44So it's all set up perfectly

0:10:44 > 0:10:47for smooth operator Mo to come to the rescue.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49LIFT ALARM BEEPS

0:10:50 > 0:10:53'Hello, this is the lift operator. I can see you've called the bell.'

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Yeah, the lift's just stopped.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58'OK, bear with me and we'll get someone over to you ASAP.'

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Oh, my God, I am not a good person to be stuck in a lift with.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06- I'm very claustrophobic.- Oh, right. - I have panic attacks.- Really?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Yeah, like serious anxiety. - It's only ten minutes.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13One of the things I do with my therapist is association.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16So, I have to visualise that I'm somewhere outdoors, erm...

0:11:16 > 0:11:21- Beach?- Perfect, perfect. OK, can you describe everything to me?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Er, it's very sandy.

0:11:25 > 0:11:30Er, the wind's blowing in your hair. You're in your bikini.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oh-oh, he's turning on the charm already.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36There's a handsome guy who's sat next to you.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38In a check shirt? Yeah.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- What's his name?- Joey. - Is your name Joey?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Well, everyone calls me Joey.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46You're not supposed to be hitting on me!

0:11:46 > 0:11:50This is the perfect time, actually, when you're vulnerable.

0:11:50 > 0:11:55So, things are hotting up inside our broken lift already.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Mo is working his magic on our glamorous agent.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00The ocean, maybe, can I hear the ocean?

0:12:00 > 0:12:03- MO MAKES SWISHING NOISE - That sounds like a vacuum cleaner.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07I need you to make more of an ocean-type sound. Seagulls?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09We asked her to play difficult, and she is.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Like from Nemo?

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Yeah, like from Nemo. Can you do the seagulls?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17IMPERSONATING SEAGULLS FROM FINDING NEMO: Mine?

0:12:17 > 0:12:18- Yes, that's what they do.- Mine!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20- (Do it again.)- Mine!

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Oh, my...

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Do a squawk. - I don't know what a squawk is.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Like, whoa-a-rk! - Oh, good squawk.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29- MO CLUCKS HALF-HEARTEDLY - Nah.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32I feel like I'm there. Do it again.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- HE CLUCKS - Sounded like a chicken, Mo.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38(Thank you.)

0:12:38 > 0:12:41'Hello, this is the lift operator, can you hear me?

0:12:41 > 0:12:43'I'm afraid we're looking at another ten minutes.'

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Oh, my God! Ten minutes, are you kidding me?!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47You said that, like, ten minutes ago!

0:12:47 > 0:12:49I'm claustrophobic, I have panic attacks,

0:12:49 > 0:12:51I cannot handle this right now!

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Oh, no, Agent Panic Attack is on the verge of another panic attack.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59- What will Mo have to do next? - My dog Betsy, OK.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03Whenever I get stressed I pet her. Can I just pet you?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05- Thank you so much.- He doesn't mind.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Betsy, you're such a good girl.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I'm going to give you a cookie later when I get off the elevator.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Could you pant a little? Betsy pants a lot.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18- HE PANTS - This guy's unbreakable!

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Mind you, he's got nowhere to run, has he?

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- MO BARKS - There's nothing strange about this.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Yeah.- Is Betsy hungry?

0:13:26 > 0:13:31- Oh, is Betsy sad. Betsy sounds sad. - No, no, Betsy's very happy.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33He's still calm.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36You sound so happy. D'you want to go play fetch later?

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Give me the ball, give me the ball.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42- OK, that is getting a bit strange now.- Give me the ball, Betsy.

0:13:42 > 0:13:47Oh, yes, I got the ball! Go, fetch. Go run! Pretend that you're running.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Pretend...? - Make the sound that you're running.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54Oh, you're so good, you're such a good fetcher! Can I rub your belly?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- MO BARKS - Oh, quick tummy tuck there from Mo,

0:13:57 > 0:14:02our Ilford Adonis. He doesn't miss a trick, this guy. What a pro.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04You're such a good girl, you are such a good girl.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08But he's still hanging on in there. Any sign of an engineer yet?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12No, cos, well, he's an agent as well.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16- You're it.- No, you're it. - No, you're it.- You're it.- You're it.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Hide and seek now, no peeking.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Hide and seek? Now you're talking. - One, two...

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Where's she going to go?

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Oh, look, she's down there in the corner by the trolley, that's easy.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Coming, ready or not.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Oh, no. Where's she gone?

0:14:30 > 0:14:32She's down there in the corner, by the trolley, Mo.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Yeah, I think he knows really. Yeah.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Who's this?- Finally!- You found me!

0:14:37 > 0:14:40How did you do that so fast?!

0:14:41 > 0:14:44I'm going to count. I won't peek, I promise.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46OK, think about your options, Mo.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Not got a lot of space here. Oh, he's going for low down, no.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Up, maybe in the corner? No. Come on, man!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Well, she's going to see you there, isn't she?

0:14:55 > 0:14:59- I found you!- Yay!- You're not very good at this game.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01- SHE SINGS - # Old Macdonald had a farm... #

0:15:01 > 0:15:03So, Mo and Agent Panic Attack have been

0:15:03 > 0:15:06trapped in a lift for 48 minutes.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10# With an oink-oink here and an oink-oink there... #

0:15:10 > 0:15:11And to be honest,

0:15:11 > 0:15:15it looks like the novelty is finally beginning to wear off.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17# ..he had an octopus! #

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Is he going to crack?

0:15:19 > 0:15:20I don't like that one, actually.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- Can I spank your butt? - Yeah, go for it.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24THEY SING # Oh, baby, baby

0:15:24 > 0:15:27# How was I supposed to know? #

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Charmer Mo's brother wanted to see just how cool

0:15:31 > 0:15:34and calm he can stay under pressure.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Seagull, dog, Britney Spears,

0:15:36 > 0:15:39you can throw pretty much anything at him.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40Nothing fazes the man.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44'Hello, we will have you moving in one minute's time.'

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Can you hurry up, cos this guy's a bit strange?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51He's a bit of a weirdo.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Right, he's stood nearly an hour of this now.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57I think it's time to get him out of there.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59I can't stand any more and I'm just watching.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02# I must confess, I still believe

0:16:02 > 0:16:03# Still believe

0:16:03 > 0:16:06# When I'm not with you I lose my mind

0:16:06 > 0:16:08# Give me a...

0:16:08 > 0:16:09# Sign. #

0:16:09 > 0:16:10Higher.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13# Sign

0:16:13 > 0:16:15# Hit me baby one more time. #

0:16:15 > 0:16:17'Hello there, good news.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20'We'll have you out of the lift in a few seconds.'

0:16:20 > 0:16:21Thank the Lord!

0:16:21 > 0:16:24I got this crazy dude here, I gotta get out!

0:16:24 > 0:16:26'Some more good news for you, Mo.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28'You've been appearing on

0:16:28 > 0:16:31'Richard Hammond's Secret Service on BBC One.'

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Are you serious? Are you serious?

0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Are you OK?- I'm...!

0:16:35 > 0:16:38- You're going to have a panic attack! - Yeah, I think I'm...

0:16:38 > 0:16:41So, Mo's brother Ro wanted to test him.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43And it turns out he's unbreakable!

0:16:45 > 0:16:47You're crazy!

0:16:47 > 0:16:48You're insane!

0:16:48 > 0:16:51I'm sorry. You're such a good sport!

0:16:53 > 0:16:55APPLAUSE

0:16:57 > 0:17:00So, Agent Panic Attack, are you really scared of small spaces?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Nope.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04But you were in that lift for ages, I mean, come on!

0:17:04 > 0:17:07D'you not feel like the walls are pressing in on you

0:17:07 > 0:17:10and getting closer, all the time pressing down,

0:17:10 > 0:17:12cos when I was a kid I got stuck in a wardrobe.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15The clothes were above me and they were weighing down on me

0:17:15 > 0:17:16and the walls were getting closer

0:17:16 > 0:17:18and it just...I'm never going to get out of this!

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Moths! There are moths in here! There are moths, get me out!

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- PUNCH! - Ow! Thank you.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28- That made me feel a lot better. - It was a pleasure, Richard.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31So, back to Steve and Bev, who've been tricked by daughter Tasha

0:17:31 > 0:17:35into thinking they're with the Malvanian royal family, all to get

0:17:35 > 0:17:39her own back about their constant nagging about getting a boyfriend.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Time to take off the ceremonial mud hats

0:17:42 > 0:17:44they've been wearing for the last hour.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46I'm guessing they're cooking under there.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49And here's lunch, just a straightforward vegetable soup.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53So hopefully, no more strange Malvanian customs.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Oh, OK.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00This is, erm, right...

0:18:03 > 0:18:08This is Malvanian way, drink from bowl, not bowl to mouth.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Oh, I see.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14You see, apparently, the spoon is yet to have an impact in Malvania.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21It's good.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Remember, Steve and Bev are still going along with everything

0:18:28 > 0:18:34because they think daughter Tasha is dating a royal prince from Malvania!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36It's not real, made it up.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46OK, whereas in the rest of the world, Pass the Parcel is

0:18:46 > 0:18:50a children's game, in Malvania, it's an endurance sport.

0:18:59 > 0:19:04Phew, finally! I'm shattered. What a game! Now, what's inside?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Do I open it?- Yes.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Yeah, go on, open it.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Eurgh! Ohh...!

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- It is hoof of pig. - Oh, yes.- Is delicacy.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19- Where's the rest of the pig? - Very good prize.- Yeah.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Well handled.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24- That's very unusual.- Isn't it?

0:19:24 > 0:19:25Time for a musical interlude.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29DRONING MUSIC PLAYS

0:19:29 > 0:19:31THEY CHANT IN "MALVANIAN"

0:19:38 > 0:19:42Steve and Bev are being serenaded by the crown prince himself,

0:19:42 > 0:19:45a huge privilege if you're from Malvania.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47I'm guessing slightly unnerving

0:19:47 > 0:19:50if you're from Woodingdean near Brighton.

0:19:53 > 0:19:58# Oo-oo-oo-ooh! #

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Oh, Farike!

0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Wonderful, wonderful. Very good.- Enchanted.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Yes, enchanted is the word.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13It's not the word I'd use.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Back into the fray come Tasha and fake boyfriend Alex.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Tash, Tash, what?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20We're engaged!

0:20:20 > 0:20:22What?! No!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Oh, happy day!

0:20:26 > 0:20:28So Tasha and Alex are engaged,

0:20:28 > 0:20:32and that means Steve and Bev think they're about to marry into royalty.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Before you can say, "Get me to the church," in comes a priest!

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Must face the east.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45So what an unusual day out for Steve and Bev this has turned out to be.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Three hours ago, they thought they were meeting Tasha's new boyfriend

0:20:48 > 0:20:50for a stuffed crust pizza.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Now they're about to see her married off to royalty.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55He's giving your daughter the greatest honour,

0:20:55 > 0:20:59to make him his third wife.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Third wife?

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Third wife is very, very important wife,

0:21:04 > 0:21:07after first and second is best wife.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09No, Steve and Bev are not going to be happy.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- So what have they got to say? - Excellent.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15I'm sure they'll be saying something any minute.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18THEY SPEAK "MALVANIAN"

0:21:18 > 0:21:19What does that mean?

0:21:19 > 0:21:21You are married.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Steve and Bev now looking completely befuddled.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Time for a Malvanian blessing to reveal what a complete sham

0:21:30 > 0:21:32this marriage really is.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33ALL: We have just...

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Star in...

0:21:35 > 0:21:36ALL: Star in...

0:21:36 > 0:21:41ALL: Richard Hammond's Secret Service on the BBC!

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Oh, the penny's dropped. It's dropped.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47You are the stars and you've been so brilliant!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:21:49 > 0:21:54I felt like it was something from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

0:21:54 > 0:21:58Bev and Steve thought their daughter had landed a right royal boyfriend.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00You have servant?

0:22:00 > 0:22:02- BOTH: No.- Why not?

0:22:02 > 0:22:06And bravely went along with every strange custom...

0:22:06 > 0:22:07- It's wonderful.- ..tradition...

0:22:07 > 0:22:12- It's hoof of pig.- Ah, yes. - Is delicacy.- I can smell it.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13..and downright lunacy

0:22:13 > 0:22:16their prospective Malvanian in-laws could throw at them.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Enchanted is the word.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22D'you know what? I reckon we can safely call this

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Mission Accomplished.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Well, this is payback for all the time you asked me

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- why I didn't have a boyfriend. - Oh, brilliant!

0:22:30 > 0:22:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Now, this terminal is our very latest piece of technology.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45From here I can keep an eye on any of my agents working

0:22:45 > 0:22:48anywhere in the world. Look.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51It's not a touch screen, Richard.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Yeah, I know, it's dusty, it's dusty. So's your keyboard.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Clean that.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Now, we're always moaning about red tape in Britain.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03You know, like, "You've got to have a permit for that."

0:23:03 > 0:23:04"Don't park there."

0:23:04 > 0:23:08"No, you can't take that penguin home, Richard, it's zoo property."

0:23:08 > 0:23:13But I believe that we British are endlessly patient and polite

0:23:13 > 0:23:14and I can prove it.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20To do this, we've sent out a very official looking agent

0:23:20 > 0:23:24to enforce as many made-up laws as he can.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Excuse me, sir. D'you know where you're going?

0:23:30 > 0:23:32- D'you know where you're going to?- Why?

0:23:32 > 0:23:34- I just wonder, you look a bit lost.- Why?

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Well, because I've seen you looking left, looking right,

0:23:36 > 0:23:39not totally sure whether you know where you're going.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40I'm just wandering around, why?

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Well, because we've got a time and motion study in place here

0:23:44 > 0:23:47and there's exactly the problem that this postcode suffers from

0:23:47 > 0:23:48specifically on Tuesday mornings.

0:23:48 > 0:23:53- Really?- Yeah. People just, you know, mimsying about not really knowing.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55OK, well, I'll tell you exactly where I am.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58I could have done you for the shade of blue that you're wearing as well.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02- Really?- Yes. Pastel's not allowed.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Are you...? Are you serious?

0:24:03 > 0:24:07No, because on CCTV you're all grey, you just blend into the pavement.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08- Really?- Yes.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12Excuse me, sir. I noticed you were just fiddling with your wallet there.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18- Is that an old piece that you've got? - It's not, well, it's a purse.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21- The purse, then, sir, I was being kind. What's the age of it?- No idea.

0:24:21 > 0:24:26- It's old.- Quite old, yeah. - Are you happy with its functionality?

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Oh, yeah.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31I can issue on-the-spot fines today for the age of money receptacles.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Excuse me, madam, can I just stop you there?

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Have you got a licence for this vehicle?

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Have you got a licence for those nails?

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Just stop you there, sir.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46As you were.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49- What's your first initial.- Er, Y.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Why? Cos I'm asking you.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53- Y.- Why?- Yeah.- Cos I'm asking you.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57- No, Y, the letter Y. - OK, right, OK, OK.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01- Your middle name is Michael. - No, I don't have one.

0:25:01 > 0:25:02- You don't have one?- No, I haven't.

0:25:02 > 0:25:09- Sorry, you sound...- Wait a second, there's three things going on here.

0:25:09 > 0:25:15You've got pastels, you got lost and no middle name.

0:25:15 > 0:25:20Those...three things combined, but it's one charge sheet, OK?

0:25:20 > 0:25:23That's the good news, cos it's only one fine.

0:25:23 > 0:25:24I still don't believe this.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28- It's not a wallet.- No. - It's a purse.- Yes.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31OK, that in itself is a felony.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36- Is it?- Yeah, a male should have a wallet.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40You just said that if I had a wallet, that wouldn't be right.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Yeah, but it works both ways.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Can I just check your stopping distance in this?

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Have you got a licence for this? - I don't need a licence.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Come on, come on, come on, come on.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56So, you can't have a purse, you can't have a wallet.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Well, that's right.- What are you supposed to keep your money in?

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Well, it's a European directive.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05- Yeah, but what do I keep my money in?- Money belt, erm,

0:26:05 > 0:26:08just a bigger bag, a bag. A piggy bank.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11I can't believe it.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Look, I don't want to give you an on-the-spot fine for this.

0:26:14 > 0:26:19You're a good guy and I can tell. So I'm just going to walk the other way.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22- OK, fine.- What I will ask, erm, if you just do me the favour

0:26:22 > 0:26:24of walking one mile an hour quicker than you were walking, OK?

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Everyone's a winner then

0:26:26 > 0:26:29because that'll keep everything flowing nicely. OK?

0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Have a healthy high street, sir. - I won't say nothing.- Thank you.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Healthy high street.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37I'm going to give you a chance, OK?

0:26:37 > 0:26:41Paper scissors stone for whether or not you take this.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42D'you understand me?

0:26:42 > 0:26:45You can pay this or you can do paper scissors stone, it's up to you.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48- I'm not going to pay this!- Well, OK, this is your chance, so let's play.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Paper scissors stone, ready? One, two, bang. Get ready.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52One, two.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54OK, you blunt my scissors.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56- All right.- I still can't believe...

0:26:56 > 0:26:59OK, but please, please, that blue, no!

0:27:00 > 0:27:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:05 > 0:27:07What's that?

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Killer robo bear.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Trumps everything.- Oh, damn!

0:27:12 > 0:27:14You're good. Every time!

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Right, onto our next assignment.

0:27:17 > 0:27:22In this cynical world, people can be hurtful,

0:27:22 > 0:27:24telling you that magic doesn't exist

0:27:24 > 0:27:29or that there wasn't a staff Christmas party when there was one.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Oh, that really, really hurt.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41But I think there can be magic in the world,

0:27:41 > 0:27:43you just have to believe in it!

0:27:45 > 0:27:47And what could be more magical than Teddy?

0:27:47 > 0:27:49And who better to test this new toy

0:27:49 > 0:27:52than a seasoned bunch of toy testers - kids?

0:27:52 > 0:27:55Meet Sophia, Hayden, Sophie and George.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59Aw, this is going to be so cute!

0:27:59 > 0:28:03Oh, hang on, man down! I mean bear, bear down!

0:28:04 > 0:28:07No, we can't touch this teddy today

0:28:07 > 0:28:10because this teddy is not to be played with because he's broken.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12Well, he's probably broken now.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15So with grown-up Rebecca out of the room,

0:28:15 > 0:28:19the kids are getting on with the serious business of toy testing.

0:28:19 > 0:28:20Everyone hide in the tent!

0:28:27 > 0:28:30- Whoa!- Oh, my gosh!- Oh, my gosh!

0:28:30 > 0:28:32Oh, my gosh! It spoke!

0:28:32 > 0:28:35- Oh, my gosh.- It worked!

0:28:35 > 0:28:36The teddy bear's working!

0:28:36 > 0:28:42- It's working! Everybody shout, it's working!- It's working!

0:28:42 > 0:28:47The talking bear can only come to life in front of children.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50- It is magic.- Thank you!

0:28:52 > 0:28:55- My name... - It's good to have you back, Teddy!

0:28:55 > 0:28:56How old are you, bear?

0:28:58 > 0:28:59Two months old?

0:28:59 > 0:29:01THEY LAUGH

0:29:03 > 0:29:04Have you got a mummy?

0:29:09 > 0:29:13- Awww!- I bet he's going to... Are you going to get married?

0:29:13 > 0:29:14Do you have a girlfriend?

0:29:17 > 0:29:19- What's her name?- Tell us.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23THEY LAUGH

0:29:23 > 0:29:27Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him!

0:29:27 > 0:29:31Bear, can you please speak to Rebecca,

0:29:31 > 0:29:35because if you just went to sleep, she won't believe us.

0:29:39 > 0:29:40ALL: Awww!

0:29:46 > 0:29:49We've got to...everyone just make a promise.

0:29:49 > 0:29:50He is so sad about...

0:29:52 > 0:29:54Let's all make a promise.

0:29:54 > 0:29:58I promise. No-one tell Rebecca about the magic bear.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01Magic bear, your secret is safe with us.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05He's working! He's working!

0:30:05 > 0:30:08Oh, well, that didn't last long!

0:30:08 > 0:30:10You mustn't touch Teddy, he's broken.

0:30:10 > 0:30:14- He was asleep. - Don't be silly. Teddy's broken.

0:30:14 > 0:30:18Phew, Rebecca didn't believe them and with her out of the room,

0:30:18 > 0:30:21the kids and the magic bear are deep in conversation.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27OK!

0:30:29 > 0:30:33ALL: Pizza man, pizza man, give me pizza!

0:30:35 > 0:30:40ALL: Pizza, pizza, give me pizza!

0:30:41 > 0:30:46ALL: Pizza, pizza, give me pizza!

0:30:49 > 0:30:51Pizza, pizza!

0:30:51 > 0:30:54- LAUGHTER - Pizza!

0:30:54 > 0:30:56KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:30:58 > 0:31:02- Did somebody order a pizza? - Yes. The bear did.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05He told us he wanted a honey pizza.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08I'll just put it down there for you guys, yeah? There you go.

0:31:08 > 0:31:11- Oh, my gosh!- Enjoy.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15- Pizza! - LAUGHTER

0:31:20 > 0:31:22LAUGHTER

0:31:25 > 0:31:29- I've got lunch.- Bear! Say hello!

0:31:29 > 0:31:31Where did you get this pizza from?

0:31:31 > 0:31:34We were calling, "Pizza, pizza!"

0:31:34 > 0:31:36ALL SPEAK AT ONCE

0:31:36 > 0:31:39He speaks clearly!

0:31:39 > 0:31:42He's not speaking now, is he? Hello, bear?

0:31:42 > 0:31:45But of course, when Rebecca leaves with the pizza,

0:31:45 > 0:31:47Teddy comes to life again.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55Well, that's why you should have said something.

0:31:55 > 0:32:00If you say stuff to them, they won't give you to the teddy doctor.

0:32:03 > 0:32:07Just say hi to Rebecca and then you won't go to the teddy doctor.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13If you say that to Rebecca, then she'll take you back to your mum.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18We will!

0:32:18 > 0:32:21Afraid the grown-ups will send him to the teddy doctor,

0:32:21 > 0:32:24Teddy has asked the kids to help him find his mummy and daddy.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27Ah, here's your scarf.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35THEY LAUGH AND SCREAM

0:32:41 > 0:32:43CHILDREN LAUGH

0:32:50 > 0:32:52CHILDREN LAUGH

0:33:00 > 0:33:03And so, disguised as a human being,

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Teddy left the shackles of his former life behind.

0:33:06 > 0:33:11He made it into the lift, past the sleeping security guard

0:33:11 > 0:33:15on the ground floor and through the strange rotating doors to find his

0:33:15 > 0:33:20mummy and daddy and spread the magic back into a disbelieving world.

0:33:20 > 0:33:21Bye-bye, Teddy. We love you.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23They're not available yet, are they?

0:33:23 > 0:33:25No, they're not in shops. Not in shops yet.

0:33:25 > 0:33:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:33:31 > 0:33:34So, we're agreed, no need for lawyers,

0:33:34 > 0:33:36no need to involve the union, all right?

0:33:36 > 0:33:40I'm sorry it got out of hand, I'm sorry the kids beat you up.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42OK, deal?

0:33:42 > 0:33:45Pleasure working with you. Take care.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50(Oh, man, that was awkward!)

0:33:50 > 0:33:53Actually, we tried that same mission before with another bear.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55Sadly he got beaten up by kids as well,

0:33:55 > 0:33:56and if that bear is watching,

0:33:56 > 0:33:59I'm really sorry about your eye, Agent Pudsey.

0:34:02 > 0:34:03Back to Agent Red Tape,

0:34:03 > 0:34:06and his mission to test the patience of the nation

0:34:06 > 0:34:09through the enforcement of more and more ridiculous phoney laws.

0:34:12 > 0:34:13Can I just ask you something?

0:34:13 > 0:34:17- What kind of music are you listening to there?- Different, dubstep...

0:34:17 > 0:34:20Dubstep? OK, well there's good news and bad news.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22The bad news is I'm going to give you a ticket

0:34:22 > 0:34:25because that's an inappropriate style of music, beats per minute,

0:34:25 > 0:34:27for Tuesday afternoon.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30The good news is it's my 1,000th ticket, so I get a big bonus.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32One of the things that we're trying to clear up

0:34:32 > 0:34:35is people listening to the wrong kind of music in the city centre.

0:34:35 > 0:34:36If too many people listen to slow songs,

0:34:36 > 0:34:40as they're going through their daily business in the thoroughfare,

0:34:40 > 0:34:43everything slows down and gets clogged up in the city centre.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45- What are you listening to? - Me?- Yeah.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48- Memories.- Andrew Lloyd Webber?

0:34:48 > 0:34:50What have you got in your headphones at the moment?

0:34:50 > 0:34:52- Journey.- Journey?

0:34:52 > 0:34:55- Yeah, Don't Stop Believing. - Can I have a quick listen?

0:34:55 > 0:34:58MUSIC: "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion

0:35:01 > 0:35:04MUSIC: "Axel F" by Crazy Frog

0:35:04 > 0:35:08MUSIC: "Final Countdown" by Europe

0:35:10 > 0:35:11- This is American rock?- Yeah.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16EASY LISTENING JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

0:35:18 > 0:35:22See, I find that uplifting, but it was smooth.

0:35:22 > 0:35:26- Well, because that was just wrong, that music was wrong.- Was wrong?

0:35:26 > 0:35:27- Yeah.- Why?

0:35:27 > 0:35:30Just, it made me feel happy but it wasn't right for a Monday.

0:35:30 > 0:35:32- For Monday? - Yeah, for Monday morning.

0:35:32 > 0:35:36As we go into the lunch hour, the beats per minute has to come down.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38- That's fine, I can change it to Frank Sinatra.- Yeah?

0:35:38 > 0:35:40How would you walk to Frank Sinatra?

0:35:40 > 0:35:42MUSIC: "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra

0:35:44 > 0:35:47Can you change to a different track, less BPMs?

0:35:47 > 0:35:51- Yeah, something slower perhaps, yeah.- What would you suggest?

0:35:51 > 0:35:54- Something slower, Angels, Robbie Williams?- That's a bit schmaltzy.

0:35:54 > 0:35:56You want to try me with something else?

0:35:56 > 0:35:57Have you got anything more poppy?

0:35:57 > 0:36:01MUSIC: "I'm So Excited" by the Pointer Sisters

0:36:01 > 0:36:04I like this. I'm going to take that back.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07If you listen to that, then I'm going to rip this up.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10If you're prepared to change to that kind of level of funkiness

0:36:10 > 0:36:12then everything will be OK.

0:36:16 > 0:36:17Hrr-hmm!

0:36:21 > 0:36:22Hello.

0:36:24 > 0:36:25(It's me!)

0:36:26 > 0:36:28- (I'm in disguise.) - I know it's you.

0:36:28 > 0:36:31You're going to spoil the whole thing, can you go away?

0:36:31 > 0:36:35I'll be your wingman. In the field, you're better off with two. You are.

0:36:35 > 0:36:38- Jog on.- I'll back you up.- Yes, I don't want your back-up, thank you.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41- I know all the lines. - I'm a trained actor, Richard.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43Ten years at the RSC.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46Brilliant. It shows but it doesn't show, that's the weird thing,

0:36:46 > 0:36:48because you're an actor.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50If you weren't an actor it would show cos you wouldn't be as good.

0:36:50 > 0:36:53- (Go away.)- I've...I...

0:36:53 > 0:36:56- You're spoiling it!- Just tell me one thing before I go.- OK.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58- Where are the cameras?- Erm...

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Is he carrying... Has he got one there?

0:37:00 > 0:37:04- No, he's not a cameraman, Richard. - OK, what about these people here?

0:37:04 > 0:37:05Erm, these people...

0:37:05 > 0:37:08- She's a cameraman.- No. - This guy here.- Please help.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10You're spoiling it!

0:37:10 > 0:37:13- Please don't speak to anybody.- OK.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15Why don't I use a French accent?

0:37:15 > 0:37:19- FRENCH ACCENT:- I could talk like this...- Fool!

0:37:19 > 0:37:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:37:21 > 0:37:26So, I've finished my report on this week's missions.

0:37:26 > 0:37:27What have we learned?

0:37:27 > 0:37:30Well, firstly that the Malvanian royal family can't get upset

0:37:30 > 0:37:31at their portrayal in this programme

0:37:31 > 0:37:33due to their totally not existing at all.

0:37:33 > 0:37:37That if you get stuck in the lift, you should try and stay cool and

0:37:37 > 0:37:40not scream like a six-year-old with a moth phobia stuck in a cupboard.

0:37:40 > 0:37:43And teddy bears can come to life, but don't worry,

0:37:43 > 0:37:45they only attack when you're asleep.

0:37:45 > 0:37:49Case closed. And of course, there's just one last thing to do.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52Please, ladies and gentlemen, a massive round of applause

0:37:52 > 0:37:55for the people who made tonight's missions possible.

0:37:55 > 0:37:56The real stars of the show.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:13 > 0:38:16Until next time, citizens, goodbye.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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