0:00:07 > 0:00:09APPLAUSE
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Hello, everybody, welcome to Richard Osman's House Of Games.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15I am Richard Osman, and this is the House Of Games.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19That is how we came up with the title. Every week, four famous faces
0:00:19 > 0:00:24join me to battle in a quiz to win this magnificent trophy.
0:00:24 > 0:00:29Now, this week, our four contestants are Nish Kumar, Anneka Rice,
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Clara Amfo, and Al Murray.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33APPLAUSE
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Welcome, welcome to the House Of Games, Nish.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Lovely to be here, Richard.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Who do you think your big rivals are this week?
0:00:39 > 0:00:45Well, I've got a sneaking suspicion that Murray's got some trivia game.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- He looks the type, doesn't he? Anneka.- Hello.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Now, on House Of Games, we don't know what any of the games
0:00:50 > 0:00:53are going to be. I'll press this button, new games will come up,
0:00:53 > 0:00:55all sorts of different things, all play along.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Some quite silly, I'm going to tell you now.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Some overcomplicated, I will also say that.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04I have to admit now, I glaze over quite easily.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06And just, are there any snacks?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09I tell you what, given you are here all week, I promise you
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- we will feed you. - That's fine, I'm happy.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Clara, no disrespect to Nish, but someone cool, finally on the show.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- What?!- No, what do you mean...?
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- Oh, Anneka, you're sophisticated... - Oh!- ..Clara is cool...- What's Nish?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Nish and Al, they're stand-up comedians.- We're here.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25They are stand-up comedians,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28pretending not to be competitive for the time being, is what they are.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Clara, we know you're a DJ - music stuff will be very good for you.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Hopefully. - Don't forget, though, as well
0:01:34 > 0:01:36as this lovely trophy, there are daily prizes as well.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40You can choose between one of these. There is a House Of Games cushion
0:01:40 > 0:01:43there, you will notice, I am sure, the House Of Games pasta maker,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45House Of Games scented candle.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I thought that was an old school, like, wringer for laundry.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- You probably could use it for that as well.- Right, OK.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53You could put your tiny pants through it.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55You could put your tiny pants through it.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57It's a House Of Games Tiny Pants Wrangler.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Any of those catching your eye? Clara, what do you fancy?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I think the Tiny Pants Wrangler.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06I've got his new album, it's so good.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08And last but not least, Al Murray.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Al, so you're here all week. - Yes.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Any tactics to get the best of these three?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Try and stay fresh, always give yourself time to think,
0:02:16 > 0:02:17there is more time than you realise,
0:02:17 > 0:02:20that's generally my approach to these things.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22I will tell you what, Anneka wasn't kidding.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23She has already glazed over.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I saw it, so really, she's gone.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Very best of luck to all four of you.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Let's see who wins today.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Are you ready to play the first game?- Yes.- OK, let's do it.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Our first game today is...
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Rhyme Time. Can you guess what this is?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42It's time for things to rhyme.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44It's time for things to rhyme, Clara Amfo, that's absolutely right.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Good.- Now, in this round, questions come in pairs.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49In each pair, the answers rhyme with each other.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52That is the only thing you need to know. Fingers on buzzers, please.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54A point for each correct pair of answers. Good luck.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Fingers on buzzers at home.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Here's your first question.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07BUZZER SOUNDS That is Al Murray.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Tom and Jerry, Mary Berry.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Tom and Jerry, Mary Berry, is the right answer.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12APPLAUSE Very well done.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15You see how it works? They all rhyme, you see?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17That's how it works. Very good buzzer speed from Al Murray there.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Very good buzzer speed. - Very impressive.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Here's your next question.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28BUZZER SOUNDS
0:03:28 > 0:03:29- Al Murray. - Oh!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Buckingham Palace, A Town Called Malice.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Let's see if that's right.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35APPLAUSE
0:03:35 > 0:03:36It is indeed, very well played.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38In the next one, I am going to show you two pictures.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39What are these pictures of?
0:03:44 > 0:03:45BUZZER SOUNDS That is Nish Kumar.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Mark Ruffalo and The Gruffalo.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Mark Ruffalo and The Gruffalo is the correct answer, very well done.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53APPLAUSE Here is your next question.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03BUZZER SOUNDS Al Murray.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Bob Marley, Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Is that right? It is the correct answer, yes. Well done, Al.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11APPLAUSE
0:04:11 > 0:04:14So good, they named him twice.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18No UN Sanctions, No Cry, that was his big hit.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21The next one is a picture followed by a piece of music.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23What is the rhyme here?
0:04:26 > 0:04:32# All this talk of getting old
0:04:32 > 0:04:35# It's getting me down, man...#
0:04:35 > 0:04:36BUZZER SOUNDS Clara.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Pauline Quirke, The Drugs Don't Work.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Is the right answer, Clara Amfo!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43APPLAUSE
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Very well played. Here's your next one.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56BUZZER SOUNDS Al Murray.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Norman Bates, Dire Straits.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Norman Bates, Dire Straits - are you right?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02You are indeed.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04APPLAUSE
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Good on the buzzer, isn't he? - He's really good on the buzzer!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I'm picking up the scraps I can WHILE I can.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Can I just say, Richard...? - Yes, Anneka Rice has a question.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- If you actually get no points during the whole thing...- Yes.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15..is that a sort of kudos in its own right,
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- as a kind of legendary status? - I would say no.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19- Oh. - There are certain programmes
0:05:19 > 0:05:22I work on where getting zero points would be very good for you.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25So this one is not one of those, I would have to say.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Here is your next question.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32BUZZER SOUNDS
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Let me see who that is...
0:05:35 > 0:05:37It is Al Murray!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40The Bridge Of Sighs, and Lord Of The Flies.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- NISH:- That is very good.- Very good. - Correct answer, Al Murray.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46APPLAUSE
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Here's your last question.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50We have got a picture and a bit of music.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53What's the rhyme? Who's that, and what is this?
0:05:54 > 0:05:55MUSIC PLAYS BRIEFLY, BUZZER SOUNDS
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Al Murray has buzzed in.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02It's Sean Penn, and It's Raining Men.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Sean Penn, It's Raining Men.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05That's a brain.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- NISH:- That is great. - APPLAUSE
0:06:07 > 0:06:09It is Sean Penn, It's Raining Men. That is the end of that round.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Shall we take a look at the scores? IRONICALLY: I wonder who's leading.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- Well... NISH:- Crikey!- It's pretty much neck and neck at this stage.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Anneka, just keeping... - Just easing myself in.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Easing yourself in. You know, Nish and Clara
0:06:23 > 0:06:25are sort of easing themselves in as well, with one point.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Currently in a small lead, Al Murray with six.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31APPLAUSE
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Goodness me. Well, we've done one.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36It is quite a relief, to be honest.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37I cannot wait for you to get a point.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- I know! I'm excited! - Shall we play another round?- Yes.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44OK, let's take a look. What are we going to play now?
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Distinctly Average.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51OK, in this round, we play in pairs.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54The lowest scorer always chooses who they pair up with.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Anneka, that's you in this case.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- Well, it would be nice to get a point, wouldn't it?- Yeah.- Al!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- IRONICALLY: Al looks delighted with that.- Anything I can do to help.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Just to ease me in to the pointage.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- I feel I have peaked, though, to be honest with you.- Oh!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09So, Anneka, you will be joining Al.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Clara, you will be joining Nish.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13If you swap places, please, so you can sit next to your team-mate.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Exciting.- Nice, isn't it? Now, you have all got tablets
0:07:15 > 0:07:17by the side of you there. If you take those out.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- That's modern, isn't it? - So modern!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Al is known to be at a huge disadvantage, because of his age.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Absolutely!- It is probably the first time...- What is it?!
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Now, here's how this works.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30You are really going to rely on your partner in this round.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I am going to ask you a series of questions, and I need you all
0:07:33 > 0:07:35to write down your answer on your tablet.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Within the pairs, we will then take the average of your answers.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I'm confident.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42I'm not!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47So, Nish and Clara, Anneka and Al,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50let's take a look at your first question.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53No conferring - I need you to write down your answer on your tablets.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Great people at the British Egg Industry Council.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03I love those guys!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- That's really hard. - That's a really hard one.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14It will be interesting to see if you get close at all with each other.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Has everyone written down an answer?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Clara is writing such a long number.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Are you happy with your answer? - Yeah, yeah.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25OK, they are locked in.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Nish, what have you gone with? - I have written 10 million eggs,
0:08:34 > 0:08:37and I have drawn a picture of a happy egg.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39It IS a happy egg! So you think 10 million?
0:08:39 > 0:08:44Yeah, and as I say it out loud, I feel that it is too much.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45- You think it's too MUCH? - Yeah.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I think there's 65 million people in the UK,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50so you think one in six people...?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53They have them in cakes and stuff like that as well, and custard.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Oh, cakes!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Clara, what have you gone for? - Essentially, I'm saying 60 million.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00She might have helped you out there, because your average will go up.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Yeah, you might have.- OK.- So, let's take a look at your average.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- That's OK. - Yeah.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Anneka? - I've gone for 58 million.
0:09:11 > 0:09:1358... You and Clara very close.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Yeah, could have gone more, I think, now.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Let's see what Al Murray has gone for.- 60 million eggs.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Oh, and a picture! - And a picture of a boiled egg.
0:09:21 > 0:09:2458 million, 60 million - even I can work out the average there.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26That is 59 million is the average there,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28so we've got 35 million, 59 million.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31I would have gone higher.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Would you go higher? - Only because of cakes.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Let's have a reveal, how many eggs are consumed in the UK each day?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- No!- That is unbelievable! - How about that?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Unbelievable between the two of you. - The happy egg saves the day!
0:09:44 > 0:09:45APPLAUSE
0:09:45 > 0:09:47That is unbelievable!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Get the British Egg Council on the phone - that number's wrong.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- One egg per every two people. - For every two people.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56That is incredible stuff.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Here's your next question.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08The total number of goals.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- You're a football fan, Nish, right? - Yeah.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- So you should be pretty good at this.- Yeah.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Clara, you've got the face of someone who isn't a football fan.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I don't really speak football, if I am being very honest.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19If you write down your answers, please.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Al Murray properly working it out in his head.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23No, clueless!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- RICHARD LAUGHS - Football, whatever.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Al, no pressure, but Anneka still doesn't have a point.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30It would be really nice if you could help her out here.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Everybody happy? Everyone put in their answers?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Yeah.- Lovely. Nish, what have you gone for?
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- I've gone for 1,000 goals.- 1,000 goals, and he knows about football.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- Your thinking?- My thinking is, it's a 38 game season,
0:10:42 > 0:10:45and there's 20 teams, and I think if you average it out,
0:10:45 > 0:10:48they would score slightly more than one goal a game.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Clara, are you anywhere near 1,000?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53I'm really, really not. I went for...
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- 90. - LAUGHTER
0:10:56 > 0:11:01Because it felt... It felt great.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04And football games are 90 minutes long, are they not?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Oh, yeah, hold on a minute, she could be onto something here.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08NISH LAUGHS
0:11:08 > 0:11:11And I've drawn a football, but it kind of looks like a pizza.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Well, that's bringing your average down a little bit.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- It worked for us last time! - It worked perfectly last time.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- Oh, mate. - So your average is...
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- 545.- That sounds good. - Sounds all right.- That sounds good.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Anneka, how many goals?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Random - 890. - 890. Because it's specific,
0:11:25 > 0:11:28it sounds like you really, really know what you're talking about.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Exactly, I think you will be surprised.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Al, have you gone anywhere near 890? - 1,100.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Do you think I'm nearly heading for a point?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37You might be, well, it depends what the answer is.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Knowing how brilliant Clara and Nish were on the last one,
0:11:39 > 0:11:41you could be in trouble.
0:11:41 > 0:11:47545 say Nish and Clara, and Al and Anneka say 995.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- You like that answer, don't you? - Yeah.- Of course you do.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Well, because it's nearly YOUR answer!- That's so weird,
0:11:53 > 0:11:55that the two of your brains that know nothing about football,
0:11:55 > 0:11:58put together, have literally absolutely replicated yours.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Yeah!- It is almost like football fans are a bit thick.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Let's take a look.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07How many goals were scored in the English Premier League that season?
0:12:07 > 0:12:13- 1,064! How about that? - Very good.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Anneka Rice, everybody! APPLAUSE
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Anneka has a point!
0:12:17 > 0:12:18I'm there, I'm in the game.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Shall we look at our next one?
0:12:29 > 0:12:34This includes gifts, food, drink, decorations, holiday travel,
0:12:34 > 0:12:37in the six-week period leading up to Christmas.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Have a little think about that at home,
0:12:39 > 0:12:41think about what you spent last Christmas.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46How are you feeling with a point under your belt, Anneka?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Very relaxed now!- It's nicer, right? - Very relaxed.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Who'd know that one point could change my life? I'm so happy!
0:12:52 > 0:12:55I know. Makes all the difference sometimes, doesn't it?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Shall we have a look at your answers?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Nish, what does the average UK household spend on Christmas?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- I've gone for £10,000. - Whoa!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- I just think... - Oh, my goodness.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- What? Who do you live with! - Well, I just felt like...
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Listen to Mr Average there!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Have my credentials as a man of the people gone out the window?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16A little bit. Clara, are you agreeing with your team-mate?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I am absolutely not agreeing with my team-mate.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Sorry, Nish.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I'm going to go for £1,750.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24£1,750.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- That sounds a lot more... - It does, now it is said out loud.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Man, Hindu Christmases are really extravagant!
0:13:31 > 0:13:36Nish and Clara, your average is £5,805.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37- Oh, mate. - Love it!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Clara, you don't look delighted.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I'm not delighted, if I'm being honest.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Nish, you spend far too much money at Christmas.- Anneka Rice.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- £820.40. - And 40p!
0:13:49 > 0:13:50That could be it, though, that 40p.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53IRONICALLY: Thanks for making these averages so much easier to work out.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- Al Murray. - £1,800.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02£1,800.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Anneka and Al, let's take a look at your average.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Your average is £1,310.20.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Thank you, Anneka.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Let's see what the actual answer is.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15What is the average UK household spend?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- AL:- I'm dying to know now!
0:14:18 > 0:14:22£809! What was yours again, Anneka?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Oh, very well done! APPLAUSE
0:14:24 > 0:14:28To be fair, Nish was only £9,100 out.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31So that was pretty close. That's the end of that round.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Anneka and Clara, if you could go back to your original seats.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Bye, Clara, sorry.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Let's take a look at the scores at the end of that round.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44We have Al Murray, still in the lead. We have a tie for
0:14:44 > 0:14:47second place - you are all silver medallists, Clara, Anneka and Nish.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- That's good, isn't it? - Another way of saying that -
0:14:49 > 0:14:51you are all in last place.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54At least you have company.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- You need to catch up on Al. - Oh, yeah.- That's the thing to do.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Shall we play another game and see if we can catch up on him?- Yeah.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Let's take a look at our next game.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Broken Karaoke.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07OK, we have a karaoke machine on this show
0:15:07 > 0:15:08but unfortunately it is broken.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Strictly speaking we should have fixed it, but we haven't
0:15:11 > 0:15:13so we're going to have to go ahead with this round anyway.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16What we're going to do is show you part of a well-known song.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18But because the karaoke machine is broken,
0:15:18 > 0:15:22we're only going to show you the first letter of each word.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25So you have to buzz in and tell us which songs you're seeing.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Everybody ready to play? ALL:- Let's do it.- Yes.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30On the buzzers - your first one is from the year...
0:15:30 > 0:15:321984.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35I was minus one years old in 1984.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Oh, man!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Can we take a couple of points off Nish?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40LAUGHTER
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- AL:- Please do that!- Back to zero. - That's just depressing.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45OK, what is this song?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- BUZZER AL:- Oh, my...- That is Clara Amfo.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04It is Madonna, with Like A Virgin.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Is that right? Let's listen...
0:16:07 > 0:16:10# Like a virgin
0:16:11 > 0:16:14# Touched for the very first time... #
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- It was the V that gave it away. - It's the V that gave it away?- Yeah.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Let's take a look at your next one.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22This is a song from 1964.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41BUZZER Clara Amfo!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Under the Boardwalk.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- Is THAT right?- No!
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Let's listen...
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- # Under the boardwalk... # - That is amazing!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- APPLAUSE - # Out of the sun
0:16:50 > 0:16:52# Under the boardwalk
0:16:52 > 0:16:54# We'll be having some fun
0:16:54 > 0:16:55# Under the boardwalk
0:16:55 > 0:16:57# People walking above... #
0:16:57 > 0:17:00What's the last one little letter going to be?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- AL:- Come on, you're good at this, Clara.- I try.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04You should be, though. Let's be honest now.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05- # ..Boardwalk! #- There we go,
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- very well played, Clara. NISH:- Amazing!- It's amazing.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Just trying to get ready for that Radio 2 gig, you know?
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Just want to line it up!
0:17:12 > 0:17:13LAUGHTER
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- This is Future You, Clara, right here.- This is where you end up.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18That was Under The Boardwalk by The Drifters,
0:17:18 > 0:17:19well done if you said that at home.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22This next one is from 1974.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34BUZZER
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- AL:- Oh, yeah, I know.- Clara...?
0:17:36 > 0:17:37David Bowie, with Rebel Rebel.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39ALL GROAN
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Let's have a listen...
0:17:41 > 0:17:43# Rebel Rebel You've torn your dress... #
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Very well done. APPLAUSE
0:17:45 > 0:17:49# Rebel Rebel Your face is a mess
0:17:49 > 0:17:51# Rebel Rebel
0:17:51 > 0:17:53# How could they know?
0:17:53 > 0:17:54# Hot tramp... #
0:17:54 > 0:17:56# I love you so. #
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Very well done, you're killing this round.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01I like the fact that your buzzer now makes a sound of Al Murray going,
0:18:01 > 0:18:02"Oh, I know this one..."
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Here's your last question in this round,
0:18:05 > 0:18:08can anybody apart from Clara get one of these?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10This is a song from...
0:18:10 > 0:18:111993.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19BUZZER
0:18:19 > 0:18:20AL LAUGHS
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Let's see who it is!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24It is Clara Amfo.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28I'm hoping...it's 2 Unlimited, No Limit.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I wonder if it could be! Shall we take a listen?
0:18:30 > 0:18:31# No no
0:18:31 > 0:18:33# No no no no
0:18:33 > 0:18:35# No no no no
0:18:35 > 0:18:37# No no, there's no limit
0:18:37 > 0:18:38# No no
0:18:38 > 0:18:40# No no no no
0:18:40 > 0:18:42# No no no no
0:18:42 > 0:18:44# No no, there's no limit... #
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- Wow.- What an amazing round for Clara Amfo!
0:18:47 > 0:18:48I wonder how well you did at home -
0:18:48 > 0:18:50some people won't have got any of them, I suspect,
0:18:50 > 0:18:53you can just either see them or you can't sometimes.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Let's take a look at what that's done to the scores.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00We have joint bronze medallists Nish and Anneka with 2 points,
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Clara, 6 points, catching up with our leader Al Murray! 8 points.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- APPLAUSE - I said I'd peaked.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08So two points in it, two rounds to go.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Shall we see what's coming up next?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12This one's going to suit you, Anneka, I'm sure of it.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13What's our next game?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Is It Me? is our next game.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20In this round, you will each be an answer -
0:19:20 > 0:19:22the person who's in last place gets to choose first.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Anneka, I'll let you choose first.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Thank you.- I know you're in joint last.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Would you like to be chicken, cat, camel or cow?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Cow. I love cows.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Love cows!
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Anneka, that's you.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Nish, you can choose the next one.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35- I'll take the chicken.- Chicken?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Clara, cat or camel?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I'm going to go for the camel, you know.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Clara the camel.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Al, you will be a cat.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43- I'm terribly allergic.- To cats?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46I just want to declare an interest that if this round goes badly,
0:19:46 > 0:19:47it's the allergy.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Are you allergic to signs SAYING cat?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Well, we're going to find out, aren't we?
0:19:52 > 0:19:53That would be a hell of an allergy!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55If you were allergic to the word.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58If you think a statement describes you,
0:19:58 > 0:20:00hold up your paddle. And if not, keep it down.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Might be none of you, might be all of you.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Here comes your first statement.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I produce milk. Some of these are easier than others,
0:20:12 > 0:20:14so cow is a good one to have for this stage.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- I was really excited then. - I am quite a fan of cow's milk.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20You get it in some of those artisan places, don't you, in east London.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Yes, it's very rare.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Clara, you're saying camel milk,
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Al, you're saying cat,
0:20:25 > 0:20:27and you're saying there is such a thing as chicken milk.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28LAUGHTER
0:20:30 > 0:20:31AL CACKLES
0:20:31 > 0:20:34A chicken milk latte. Mmm...
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Mmm. You never know. So everybody is saying yes to this one.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- Including Nish.- I'm taking a punt.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Has Nish scored a point in this round?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43I produce milk -
0:20:43 > 0:20:44which of those are correct answers?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Cow, camel and cat all do...
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Close one! Close one!- Weirdly, chickens don't produce milk.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52I thought it might be one of those weird facts about chickens.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- I'll tell you a weird fact about chickens.- Yeah?
0:20:54 > 0:20:57They don't produce milk. LAUGHTER
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Here's your next statement.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04As a word,
0:21:04 > 0:21:05I score 8 or more in Scrabble.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Staying down or going up, Clara?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10I'm staying down.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12OK, everyone's given an answer.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Let's see who scores a point.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I score 8 or more in Scrabble...
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Chicken, cow and camel all do,
0:21:20 > 0:21:23so points there for Anneka and Nish.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25I was thinking in terms of it being on a triple word score.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Well, you should have asked, Al.- Oh!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Here's your next one. Who is a correct answer here?
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Which of those is mentioned in the Bible?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38I would have thought camel surely.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- You'd hope so.- Oh, Nish!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- Oh, he doesn't know. - I'm now going up and down.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Al, are you staying down with cat? - No cats in the Bible.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Ain't no cats in the Bible.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- NISH:- I'm going to take a swing that there's a chicken in the Bible.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52That's the first time anyone's ever said that!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54So Al staying down, everyone else staying up.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Which of these is in the Bible?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Chicken, cow, camel and no cat -
0:21:58 > 0:22:00everybody got a point!
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Very well done.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Ain't no cats in the Bible!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Let's take a look at your next statement.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Nish, straight up. More chickens than people?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Cows, cats, camels?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Everyone seems
0:22:19 > 0:22:21pretty sure of their answer...
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Let's take a look.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Very well done again!
0:22:26 > 0:22:27All four of you get the point.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28APPLAUSE
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Here is your last statement in this round.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Which of you is an answer to this?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39So that word, or a plural of that word,
0:22:39 > 0:22:42in the title of a UK No.1 single.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44I'm going to gamble here.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Anneka, where are you going?
0:22:45 > 0:22:49- I think I'm down on that one. - Anneka says no cows...
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Camel, Clara, are you up or down?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Ain't no camels at the No.1 spot.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- I don't think so.- And Al...? You're going up, with cat.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Stray Cat Strut, Lovecats, something like that.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Is everyone locked in?- Yeah.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Let's take a look
0:23:02 > 0:23:05at the right answers.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- NISH:- Yes! - Very well done, everybody.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Cat was Brian and Michael,
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Matchstalk Men And Matchstalk Cats And Dogs.- Ah...
0:23:13 > 0:23:14And chicken...
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- NISH:- Yeah. - Spitting image, The Chicken Song.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- AL:- Chicken Song, yeah, yeah. - No.1 single.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Brilliantly played, I hope you played well at home as well.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Let's take a look at what that's done to the scores,
0:23:22 > 0:23:24as we go into our final round.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Oh, it looks close - Nish, all by yourself in last place.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- Dead last!- Anneka, third! That's pretty good.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Clara, 10 points,
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Al Murray still with that two-point lead going into the final round.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37APPLAUSE
0:23:37 > 0:23:40OK, let's play our final round, it's always the same, and it is...
0:23:43 > 0:23:44..Answer Smash.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47And in this round, answers have smashed into each other.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49So if you saw a picture of my face, and the question,
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Which Shania Twain song has the lyrics
0:23:51 > 0:23:53"Colour my hair, do what I dare"?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56you would say Richard OsMAN! I Feel Like A Woman.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58If you said Richard Osman and Man! I Feel Like A Woman,
0:23:58 > 0:23:59I wouldn't give you the points,
0:23:59 > 0:24:02cos you've got to run them in together. I'm very strict on that.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04OK, these come in categories - our first
0:24:04 > 0:24:06is Weather Presenters, so on each of these we're going to show you
0:24:06 > 0:24:09a picture of a weather presenter and a clue -
0:24:09 > 0:24:11you need to run the answers into each other, please.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14A point for each correct answer - you lose a point
0:24:14 > 0:24:16if you buzz and give me an incorrect answer.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18What's the answer smash we're looking for here?
0:24:24 > 0:24:25BUZZER
0:24:25 > 0:24:27- Nish Kumar. - Sian Lloyd Grossman.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Sian Lloyd Grossman, are you right?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31You are indeed - Sian Lloyd Grossman.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32APPLAUSE
0:24:33 > 0:24:35You see how it works? Here's your next one.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43BUZZER
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Anneka Rice on the buzzer...- Agh!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Oh, she's gone too soon.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49You lose a point. Anyone else?
0:24:49 > 0:24:50BUZZER
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Nish Kumar.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53It's Michael Fishmael?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- Michael Fishmael.- Yes.- Oh...
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Absolutely right.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Very good.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00APPLAUSE Here's your next one.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08This is one of those ones that everyone at home will know
0:25:08 > 0:25:10the answer to one of these... Anyone know both?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14- BUZZER - I do.- Al Murray.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Kill Bill Giles?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18LAUGHTER
0:25:18 > 0:25:19WRONG ANSWER BUZZER
0:25:19 > 0:25:21It's not - it's a really good wrong answer.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- It's not Bill Giles, is it? - It loses you a point, I'm afraid.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24It's Ian McCaskill.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27It's Ian McCaskill Bill.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28- Oh!- Let's look at your next category.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32European Cities will be the pictures...
0:25:32 > 0:25:34What are the answer smashes here?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40BUZZER Clara Amfo.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Amsterdam...extrous.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Say again?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Amsterdamextrous?
0:25:45 > 0:25:48WRONG ANSWER BUZZER I can't give it to you,
0:25:48 > 0:25:49anybody else?
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Nish Kumar.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Amsterdambidextrous.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Amsterdambidextrous! - Oh, come on!- One syllable!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I'm so sorry.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Here's your next one.
0:25:58 > 0:25:59What's the city and what's the answer?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09BUZZER Al Murray.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Berlinford Christie. - Is it Berlinford Christie?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15It's indeed. Very well played, Al Murray.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Get in!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18APPLAUSE
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Here's your next category.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22World Leaders.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24What are the pictures, and what are the clues?
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- BUZZER Al Murray.- Castronaut.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39I will give you that - Fidel Castronaut is what we've got.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40APPLAUSE Very well done.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Here's your next one.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50BUZZER Nish Kumar.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Vladimir Putinker Bell.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53NISH LAUGHS
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Is that right...?
0:26:54 > 0:26:57It is indeed, very well done.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59APPLAUSE
0:26:59 > 0:27:01KLAXON
0:27:01 > 0:27:03That's a lovely note on which to leave the show,
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Vladimir Putinker Bell. Very well done if you said that one.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09So... We've reached the end of Monday's show -
0:27:09 > 0:27:11who has won their choice of today's prizes
0:27:11 > 0:27:14and who is ahead now in the race for this trophy
0:27:14 > 0:27:19we're going to give away on Friday? Shall we take a look at the scores?
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Our winner on Monday...
0:27:21 > 0:27:23is Al Murray!
0:27:23 > 0:27:24APPLAUSE
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Well done, sir. 13 points.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Nish, you came second in the end,
0:27:29 > 0:27:31that's a very strong finish, with Vladimir Putinker Bell
0:27:31 > 0:27:35- and Amsterdambidextrous. - Yeah, I mean, by such...
0:27:35 > 0:27:37That was really unlucky, you lost a point there,
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- you were so close.- Stole it.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- Anneka...- Yeah.- 6 points.- It's OK.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44- Still nothing right on the buzzer, but you did PRESS it..?- Yeah.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Al Murray, you are today's winner -
0:27:46 > 0:27:49which of our prizes are you going to choose to take home with you?
0:27:49 > 0:27:52- I fancy the dressing gown. - Yeah, I'd go for that.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54You're going to take home the dressing gown?
0:27:54 > 0:27:56- Yeah, why not? - OK - congratulations, Al.- Thank you.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Let's take a first look
0:27:58 > 0:28:00at our weekly leaderboard...
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Anneka just the one point from today, I'm afraid. Clara two points.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Nish, you just tucked in there in that last round to score three -
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Al, you'll be taking through four points to tomorrow's show.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11We'll see all of you tomorrow,
0:28:11 > 0:28:13and we will see all of you tomorrow as well. Goodbye!
0:28:13 > 0:28:15APPLAUSE
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Winning.