Episode 3

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0:00:08 > 0:00:10Hello there, everybody, I'm Richard Osman

0:00:10 > 0:00:12and welcome back to House Of Games,

0:00:12 > 0:00:15the show where four famous faces join me all week

0:00:15 > 0:00:19to do battle for this extraordinary trophy over there.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21You can take that through an airport scanner and it won't go off,

0:00:21 > 0:00:23that's the good news about it.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25It's papier-mache, it's painted silver.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27We've been playing a series of games.

0:00:27 > 0:00:28I just press this buzzer, a new game comes up,

0:00:28 > 0:00:31something silly, something ridiculous, always play along,

0:00:31 > 0:00:34and our contestants all have to answer whatever they can.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Shall we meet them? We have Nish Kumar,

0:00:37 > 0:00:40- Anneka Rice...- Hello. - ..Clara Amfo...- Hi.- ..and Al Murray.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42APPLAUSE

0:00:42 > 0:00:45So, Wednesday. We've had two days already.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Anneka, shall we remind everybody of the leaderboard?

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- OK, a new tactic... - Oh, there's a caveat, is there?

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Yesterday, the tactic was to really want that towel.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Yeah, the towel, the prize. - Didn't work, though.- Yeah.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Didn't work, so today I've had a light supper before the show...

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Interesting.- ..and I'm thinking I have a bit of energy.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05- Do you?- Brainpower.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08On Monday I said I needed snacks. Did I get them? No.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10- No.- Wednesday, right, let's do it.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- Let's see, so we're expecting big things.- Big things.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Let's take a look at the leaderboard and see how it's gone thus far,

0:01:15 > 0:01:17tactically, for you. LAUGHTER

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Our two comedians in the lead. Clara...- Yes.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29You've been unlucky both days, I'm going to go out there and say it.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32I have been, but today I'm going to claw it back.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Nish has won a show, Al has won a show.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- I want one of the two of you to win this, OK?- Me too.- OK.- Let's do it.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41For the sake of Radio 1 and Radio 2, OK?

0:01:41 > 0:01:43We can't have radio beaten by comedy.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47That's true, actually. That has given us the...

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Nish, happy after your win?- I feel like winning one show was the aim.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53I say it was the aim, it was literally what my mother said to me.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56So, on Friday, one of our contestants is going to win

0:01:56 > 0:01:59this trophy, but every day there's also a special daily prize.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02On Monday, Al won a delightful House Of Games dressing gown.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Nish, you chose the House Of Games driving gloves.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Let's take a look, shall we, at today's prizes?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10This is what you have to choose between.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Oh, a House Of Games lamp. There's a water bottle...

0:02:13 > 0:02:14- AL:- Are those binoculars?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Al Murray, yes, they are. - Oh, my...

0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Oh, my goodness me. - House Of Games binoculars...

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Oh, imagine!- ..up for grabs.- Wow.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Suddenly someone's interested. - Is that a shoehorn?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- What's the one second from the right?- Shoehorn.- OK.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31So I think Al has his eyes on the binoculars, rather aptly.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Golf umbrella, lamp, who wouldn't want a House Of Games water bottle?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Please stop writing in, they are not available in the shops,

0:02:36 > 0:02:38I'm so sorry.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39- Everybody ready?- Yeah.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Shall we play our first game? - Let's do it.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42It is...

0:02:46 > 0:02:48We played this before. "Here we go," says Al Murray.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50He knows it's on the buzzer.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52This is the game where I'm going to ask you two questions.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Simply, the answers to each of those questions rhyme with each other.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57You need to give us both answers, OK?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59So, fingers on buzzers, everybody. Good luck at home.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Here's your first question.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09BUZZER That is Al Murray.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Peter Parker, Sue Barker.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Peter Parker, Sue Barker...

0:03:13 > 0:03:15..is the correct answer. Well done, Al.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17APPLAUSE

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- He is quick, to be fair.- Very quick.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22And it's annoying, because now he's got that first one in

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- and now he's on a roll. - Yeah, we need to undermine him.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26- He's rubbish.- Please do.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- There we go, that's the stuff, Clara.- Rubbish!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32I did not expect smack talk on this show.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Here is your next question.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44BUZZER That's Nish Kumar.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Selhurst Park, Cutty Sark.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Selhurst Park, Cutty Sark...

0:03:48 > 0:03:51..is the correct answer, Nish, very well done.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54I am from south London, so I think I would have been excommunicated

0:03:54 > 0:03:56if I hadn't got that right.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Can you be excommunicated from south London?- Oh, yeah!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Here's your next one. We've got two pictures for you now.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04What are the rhyming answers here?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Who is this? And what is this?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- BUZZER That is Anneka Rice.- What?!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Douglas Hurd, lemon curd.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Yes!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Is the right answer.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:18 > 0:04:22I never thought I would see the day.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Very well done, Anneka Rice gets a buzzer question.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26I've learned how to do it now.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Let's take a look at the next question.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29What are the rhyming answers here?

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Oh!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43BUZZER That is Nish Kumar.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Cold Mountain... - Oh, yes.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47..sherbet fountain.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Brilliant, it is right. Very well done.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50APPLAUSE

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Absolutely one of those ones where you get half of it

0:04:52 > 0:04:55and you have to reverse engineer the second one.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57I was trying to think what movie rhymed with Sherbet Dip Dab.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59LAUGHTER

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Here is your next question. What are the rhyming answers here?

0:05:13 > 0:05:15BUZZER Nish Kumar.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Paris Hilton, Peter Shilton.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Paris Hilton, Peter Shilton...- Yeah.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21..is the correct answer.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23APPLAUSE

0:05:23 > 0:05:27Now we've got a picture and a piece of music. The answers rhyme.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Here's the picture.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31And here's the piece of music.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36# Don't you know that it's time to get on board

0:05:37 > 0:05:39# And let this train... #

0:05:39 > 0:05:40BUZZER

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Michael Caine, Love Train. - Oh, wow!

0:05:42 > 0:05:46- That was good.- Was that right? - That's so good!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Very well played. APPLAUSE

0:05:49 > 0:05:52That was some other level, with the song, that was very impressive.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Here's your next one.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08BUZZER Clara Amfo.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Hocus Pocus, diplodocus.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12It's dip-LOH-docus!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Hoh-cus Poh-cus, dip-LOH-docus.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18LAUGHTER

0:06:18 > 0:06:20APPLAUSE

0:06:20 > 0:06:21I love that film so much.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Hocus Pocus, diplodocus, or, as Clara says,

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Hoh-cus Poh-cus, dip-LOH-docus.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Very well played. Here is your last one.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41BUZZER Clara Amfo.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Someone Starkers, starkers.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46LAUGHTER

0:06:46 > 0:06:49"Someone Starkers, starkers" is your answer?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Someone Marcus, starkers? - INCORRECT ANSWER BUZZER

0:06:52 > 0:06:53I can open that up to the others.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54BUZZER Al Murray.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Joe Root, birthday suit.- Oh!

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Let's take a look.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Very well worked out. Joe Root, in your birthday suit.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Terrific round from everybody. Anneka, that's the stuff.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Anneka got a point.- How about that?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Let's take a look at how we stand at the end of that round.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Very strong.- Dark horse, that Nish. - Very well played.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Shall we play another game?- Yeah. - Let's take a look.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25What are we playing next?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Oh, here we go. - We played this before as well.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32We know this is a pairs game.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35This is almost my catchphrase, but we have to start with

0:07:35 > 0:07:37the person in last place, and that person is Anneka.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39LAUGHTER

0:07:41 > 0:07:43It just happens to have been the case thus far.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Why do you think I keep at the bottom?

0:07:45 > 0:07:47You know what? I'm genuinely wondering.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Because then I get to choose friends...

0:07:49 > 0:07:52That's clever. Who would you like to be your partner?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- I'm going to go with my radio pal. - I think that's a lovely idea.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Anneka, if you swap places with Al and we have our pairs.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Anneka and Clara and Al and Nish.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01What happens now in your pairs,

0:08:01 > 0:08:03I'm going to ask you a series of questions.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05If you take out your tablets, please,

0:08:05 > 0:08:07and you'll be writing down an answer to each of those questions.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10I will then take the average of each pair's answer,

0:08:10 > 0:08:14and the pair who's closest to the real answer will win the point.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Let's take a look at our first question. Very, very best of luck.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19One point to the winning pair on each one.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32All the animals in London Zoo - how many are there?

0:08:33 > 0:08:36If you play this at home, if you've got two of you,

0:08:36 > 0:08:37write down answers separately

0:08:37 > 0:08:39because sometimes the disparities are ridiculous.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Everyone written something down? - No.- Come on, Nish.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Nish is changing his mind. Have you got one?- Yeah.- So...

0:08:54 > 0:08:59- Nish Kumar.- I've put 850 and I've also written "this is hard".

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- So, 850 animals.- Yeah. - In the whole zoo.- Yeah.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Have you been to London Zoo?- No. - OK. That's become apparent.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09We will now team this up with Al Murray's answer.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13- 3,500.- Oh.- Because I'm thinking, like, a butterfly enclosure

0:09:13 > 0:09:15which might have, like, 100 butterflies in it.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Also, one of the scribbled-out figures on here was 10,000

0:09:17 > 0:09:19and then I panicked and went for 850.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Realised it wasn't Christmas.- Yeah, I realised it wasn't Christmas!

0:09:22 > 0:09:23LAUGHTER

0:09:23 > 0:09:26- You're just thinking you're going to say 10,000 for everything.- Yes.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Let's take a look at your average, then.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Clara Amfo, you've got the look on your face that would say

0:09:34 > 0:09:36you've put a very, very different answer to that.

0:09:36 > 0:09:41I think there are 1,200 animals in London Zoo.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43OK, 1,200. And Anneka.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45I think there's 2,402.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47You always do those very specific numbers,

0:09:47 > 0:09:49just to make the maths harder.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51So, your average, Anneka and Clara...

0:09:54 > 0:09:56I wonder if you've gone higher at home because

0:09:56 > 0:09:58I think I would have gone higher. I don't know the answer.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Let's find out. How many animals are there in London Zoo?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Who's got the point?

0:10:03 > 0:10:07- Oh, my God!- Which means you're only about 19,000 out.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Al and Nish, you get the point, well done.- Boom!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- APPLAUSE - If I'd have put 10,000 there...

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Oh, you'd have looked great. Amazing.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- I'd look like an absolute legend. - Can you imagine?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Well done if you got anywhere close to that.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Shall we take a look at the next one?- Yeah.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27- CLARA:- Oh, God.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32How many £2 coins were in circulation

0:10:32 > 0:10:34at the end of March 2016?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Does everybody have an answer written down?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Anneka, do you have an answer? - Yeah, I do.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43That was like an episode of Challenge Anneka there for a minute.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45We are right up against it.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47So, Nish Kumar, how many £2 coins are there in circulation?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49I have put 120 million.

0:10:49 > 0:10:53120 million £2 coins.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Al Murray, are you close to that? - 100 million.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57100 million, you are close to that.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Even I can work out the average of that, that's 110 million.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Clara...- Oh, gosh.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03- ..what have you gone for? - 10 million.

0:11:03 > 0:11:0610 million. OK, 10 million.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10- Anneka, what have you gone for? - 130 million.- 130 million.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11So, your average is...

0:11:13 > 0:11:16I just basically thought they'd have to have at least enough

0:11:16 > 0:11:20for two each and the population's 60 million.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- That's how they do it. - Yeah.- "We like these.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25"Everyone's going to want two of these, I think." Let's see.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29In March 2016, how many £2 coins were there in circulation?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Oh, wow!- 479 million.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Once again, Nish and Al, you have been so far away from the actual

0:11:37 > 0:11:39right answer both times, but, you know,

0:11:39 > 0:11:41it's not how, it's how many, right?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Yeah. Don't question our methods. - Yeah. Oh, you've got methods?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46- Yeah!- All right.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Let's take a look at your final one in this round.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Hello. How many newborn babies in England and Wales...?

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Very lovely name.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05What was happening in 2015 that would influence people

0:12:05 > 0:12:08- to call their kid Richard?- Oh, that is some unbelievably great logic.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Has everyone written down an answer? - Oh, gosh, OK...

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Nish, how many have you gone for? - I've gone for 500.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18500 Richards, OK.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19- Al Murray.- Oh, gosh.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Well, I've gone for 14,200, which strikes me still as not very many.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26You don't see Richards any more, so that's why I'm thinking

0:12:26 > 0:12:28this must be a small amount of a large amount.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31OK, let's take a look at your average.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- That's a long way from what either of you wrote.- Yeah.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38What do you think, Nish? Are you still confident with 500?

0:12:38 > 0:12:40No, I've immediately lost confidence in my answer.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42My view would be nearer 500 than 14,000, I'll be honest.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Oh, really? - But I don't know the answer.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Clara, what have you said? Don't say four million.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48- 60,000.- Yeah.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- I think we're all right.- Yeah! - LAUGHTER

0:12:51 > 0:12:54I can tell you, actually, if it helps, 2015,

0:12:54 > 0:12:57there were just under 700,000 babies born,

0:12:57 > 0:13:02so you're just thinking one in ten British babies was called Richard.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04LAUGHTER

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- That's logical!- Very logical!

0:13:07 > 0:13:10One in five of the boys, let's say, was called...

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Anneka, I'm not saying you need to, but have you dragged the answer

0:13:13 > 0:13:14down a little bit?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- I was going to put 3,000... - LAUGHTER

0:13:16 > 0:13:19..but then I thought, when Clara said there was some event,

0:13:19 > 0:13:22I thought, yeah, there's some event we just can't quite remember

0:13:22 > 0:13:24involving Richard.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- So, your average... - It's high.- ..Clara and Anneka...

0:13:29 > 0:13:32I'll be honest, when I saw Nish's answer of 500,

0:13:32 > 0:13:34I thought, "He's gone a bit high here."

0:13:35 > 0:13:36So...

0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Let's find out how many Richards... - Goodness me!

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Wow, you are a dying breed.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- So, Nish, that was very, very good. - Yeah!

0:13:52 > 0:13:56- You two, that was terrible. That was really...- Really bad, really bad.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- It was the 256th most popular name in 2015.- Really?

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Once again, the point there going to Nish and Al.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Wow.- Well done, Nish. - APPLAUSE

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Can I just say, Al Murray, no-one has ever given

0:14:07 > 0:14:12such bad answers in a quiz round and got full marks for it in history?

0:14:12 > 0:14:13That's enormously impressive.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Before we look at the scores, Anneka and Al,

0:14:15 > 0:14:18if you would go back to your original seats.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Let's see where we are at the end of that round.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Bad round for Clara and Anneka there.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30APPLAUSE

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Come on, Anneka, come on, Clara, this round, let's do it.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37- What is this round? What is it? - Shall we find out?- Yeah.- Here we go.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Oh!

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Now, we've taken words and put them in code.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47It's a very complicated code.

0:14:47 > 0:14:52We replaced all the As with 1, all the Bs with 2, the Cs with 3.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- The Ds, Anneka?- 4.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57- The Es, Clara?- 5.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58The Fs, Al?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01- 6.- It is 6, you're quite right.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02I'm going to give you some categories

0:15:02 > 0:15:04and I'm going to show you a word or an answer.

0:15:04 > 0:15:09- You just have to tell us what it is. Fingers on buzzers.- Right.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Here is your first one.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14What is this fish?

0:15:16 > 0:15:18A = 1 and so on.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19That's a tough starter.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Easier when they've got one...

0:15:25 > 0:15:26BUZZER That is Nish Kumar.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Swordfish?- Yeah. - Let's see if it's swordfish.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31- Al Murray thinks it is. - Yeah, it is.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34And it is swordfish, well done. APPLAUSE

0:15:34 > 0:15:38Well done, Nish, well done if you got that quicker as well.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- He's cracked this round. - Here's the next one.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42We're all doomed.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45What's this fish?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49BUZZER Al Murray.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Guppy.- It is the guppy, Al Murray.

0:15:52 > 0:15:557 = G, U, P, P and Y. APPLAUSE

0:15:55 > 0:15:56I'm still counting.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Here's your next fish.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05BUZZER Nish Kumar.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Goldfish?

0:16:06 > 0:16:07It's very quick if it's right.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10It is right, Nish, well played.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12APPLAUSE

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Next category.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Here's your first one. What's this code?

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Anybody?

0:16:25 > 0:16:27BUZZER Clara Amfo.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Spectre.- Oh!

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Is the right answer, Clara Amfo, well played.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33APPLAUSE

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Spectre. Here's your next one.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42BUZZER

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Anneka Rice.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46It's wrong. Goldfinger.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49It's not Goldfinger, I'm afraid. INCORRECT ANSWER BUZZER

0:16:51 > 0:16:53BUZZER Nish Kumar.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54GoldenEye.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58You were so close, Anneka. It is GoldenEye, absolutely right.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00APPLAUSE

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- You did all the legwork on that one. - Yeah, you did a lot of good work.

0:17:03 > 0:17:04Gold.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06I might put an asterisk against one of Nish's points there

0:17:06 > 0:17:10because you helped him out a lot. Here's your next James Bond film.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11What's this in code?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19BUZZER Nish.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20- Octopussy.- Oh!

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Is the correct answer, Nish, very well done.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26APPLAUSE He's good at this, isn't he?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Here's your last category.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Olympic Sports. Cheer up, Nish.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34You've literally got virtually every single point in this round.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Mainly helped by Anneka.- Yeah. - What's this sport?

0:17:41 > 0:17:43BUZZER Clara Amfo.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Jah...

0:17:46 > 0:17:48It's not jah...I'm afraid.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50INCORRECT ANSWER BUZZER

0:17:50 > 0:17:52BUZZER Nish.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54I hate to do this again - it's judo.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- It is judo.- Oh, Nish!

0:17:57 > 0:17:59APPLAUSE

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Oh, dear. "Jah..."- Yeah.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Someone who's not very good at throwing a javelin.- Yeah, exactly.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Here's your next one.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Oh...

0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Hmm.- We may be some while.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18BUZZER Anneka Rice.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19Weightlifting.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23- Oh, my goodness! - Oh, she's good!- Oh, my God!

0:18:23 > 0:18:25It's the right answer.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Well done. APPLAUSE

0:18:27 > 0:18:32Go on, Anneka! Here is your last one in this round.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Which sport is that?

0:18:36 > 0:18:39BUZZER Anneka Rice.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Fencing.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44It's another correct answer, Anneka, very well played.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48At the end of that round, let's see where that leaves us.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49That was great stuff, Anneka.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54- AL:- You're streaking ahead.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58A five-point lead, Nish Kumar, on 11 points.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00APPLAUSE

0:19:00 > 0:19:03You're in serious danger of taking Al Murray's binoculars

0:19:03 > 0:19:04away from him at the end of this round.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07It would be awful to give away a five-point lead, though.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Imagine losing... - Oh, no!- Can you imagine?

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Yeah, it would be the most embarrassing thing imaginable.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15I would have thought so. Let's see what our next round is going to be.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Don't panic, we're not going to ask you where Kazakhstan is,

0:19:23 > 0:19:25that's just simply the name of the round

0:19:25 > 0:19:27because we're going to ask you where various things are on a map, OK?

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Closest gets the points.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32On this round you'll need your tablets again, please.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35This is the map we're going to show you.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Do you recognise the map? - The United Kingdom.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- The United Kingdom, absolutely right.- Do I get a point for that?

0:19:40 > 0:19:41- Yeah, go on, you can have a point.- Yes!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43It's the British Isles, strictly speaking.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46The bit that is actually in black is the...

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Is the United Kingdom, but the whole thing is the British Isles.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50I think a point to Clara and a point to Anneka there

0:19:50 > 0:19:54for Al's interjection. LAUGHTER

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Here comes your first question.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Where is this, please?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Everybody put something on their map there?

0:20:11 > 0:20:12- Everyone happy?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16Nish Kumar, where is the highest mountain in the United Kingdom?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19What's the highest mountain in the United Kingdom?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21- I thought it was Snowdonia. - That's where Snowdon is,

0:20:21 > 0:20:23- in your opinion.- Yeah. - Anneka Rice,

0:20:23 > 0:20:25where have you put the highest mountain in the United Kingdom?

0:20:25 > 0:20:29- Just underneath. Clara Amfo, where have you gone?- I'm here.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- You're really grouping it.- Yeah. - Are you joining in the group, Al?

0:20:32 > 0:20:34I thought it was Ben Nevis.

0:20:34 > 0:20:39- Oh.- Is it Snowdon or is it Ben Nevis? Let's find out.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Where is the highest mountain in the United Kingdom?

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Ben Nevis, very well played, Al Murray. Good for you.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49APPLAUSE

0:20:49 > 0:20:52You all had me thinking, "Oh, I've got this totally wrong."

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Let's take a look at your next one.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04A slight difference. First nuclear power station opened by the Queen.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Don't know.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Everybody locked in?- Yeah. - Everybody is locked in.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14So, the site of Britain's first nuclear power station.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Nish Kumar, where have you gone?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Interesting. What part of the country are you calling that?

0:21:19 > 0:21:23- I think it's the north-west and I think it's Sellafield.- Interesting.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24Anneka Rice, where have you gone?

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Sellafield was the only one I could even think of, I'm afraid.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Where have you put Sellafield? Oh, very close. Interesting.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Clara, where have you gone? - I would like to think it's Leeds.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37You think they put the first nuclear power station in Leeds?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39I think famously they put them in the middle of cities,

0:21:39 > 0:21:41that is the safest place for them

0:21:41 > 0:21:43because everyone can keep an eye on them.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Al, let's see where you have gone.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50It's that one over near Ipswich, Sizewell.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Interesting. Well, the last question,

0:21:52 > 0:21:54you all went Snowdonia, Al went Ben Nevis.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Yeah, I'm probably wrong on this.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58This time you've gone Sellafield, he's gone Sizewell.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Let's take a look. It was Sellafield,

0:22:01 > 0:22:05and nearest is Anneka. Very well played, Anneka.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07APPLAUSE

0:22:07 > 0:22:10It's a bit further up the coast in Cumbria, Sellafield.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Sizewell, that is roughly where Sizewell is, but not the first one.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16And Leeds I'm hearing has yet to have a nuclear power station,

0:22:16 > 0:22:19I'm sorry. LAUGHTER

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Here comes your last question in this round. Where is this?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31What's the location of the Battle of Stamford Bridge in 1066?

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- ANNEKA:- Oh, I just don't know that.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37It's a tricky one. There's history teachers at home up in arms now

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- because no-one has ever been listening.- No, it's bad, isn't it?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Has everyone locked an answer? - Yeah.- Yeah.- Excellent.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46Nish Kumar, where was the Battle of Stamford Bridge, according to you?

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Let's see.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48I think it's in Hastings somewhere,

0:22:48 > 0:22:51but I could not work out where Hastings is.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54So you think Stamford Bridge is in Hastings and you think Hastings

0:22:54 > 0:22:57is in London. That aside, I think that's a pretty good guess.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Anneka Rice, where have you gone?

0:22:59 > 0:23:03- I just felt it was sort of north-east somewhere.- Take a look.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05- OK.- Which is exactly north-east somewhere.- Clara...

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Clara has a little smile on her face. Where have you gone?

0:23:08 > 0:23:12- Let's take a look.- Yeah, there. - Oh, there we go, sort of Maidenhead.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Yeah.- That sort of area. - Exactly, it's all happening in Kent.

0:23:15 > 0:23:20- And Al Murray, where have you gone? - I feel very confident now.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22OK, let's find out who wins the point here.

0:23:24 > 0:23:25- Oh, brilliant!- Oh, wow!

0:23:25 > 0:23:28What about that, Anneka Rice? Well done!

0:23:28 > 0:23:31That is sensational.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Yeah, of course in Yorkshire in 1066. That was very impressive.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Unlucky, Al. - Yeah, no, I mean, well done.

0:23:38 > 0:23:39Anneka really clawing it back.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41No, but I'm better at the sort of history,

0:23:41 > 0:23:44geography sort of round, not... I just can't do all that.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Yeah, just the buzzers.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Shall we take a look at the scores leading into our final round?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Do we have to?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57A four-point lead now going into the final round, Nish Kumar.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00APPLAUSE

0:24:00 > 0:24:02He was five points ahead and now he's four points ahead.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Yeah, but he's good at this next thing, isn't he?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06- It's all in the head. He's getting in my head!- Yeah.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08As always, the final round is...

0:24:12 > 0:24:15You know how this works, answers have smashed into each other.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18For example, if they showed you a picture of Nish's face

0:24:18 > 0:24:20and asked you for a confection consisting of sugar

0:24:20 > 0:24:22and ground almonds, you would say Nish Kumarzipan.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24NISH LAUGHS

0:24:24 > 0:24:25So that's what we do here,

0:24:25 > 0:24:28two answers and they smash into each other. First category is...

0:24:29 > 0:24:32What will happen is we'll show you some pictures of TV chefs

0:24:32 > 0:24:34followed by a clue. Smash them into each other, please.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37One point for a correct answer, one point off if you give us

0:24:37 > 0:24:40an incorrect answer. Nish, you have a four-point lead to protect.

0:24:40 > 0:24:44It would be disastrous for you to blow that lead in this last round.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48- Every part of my body is sweating. - OK, here we go.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Tell me the name of the picture and tell me the answer for this clue.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Smash them together, please.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00- BUZZER - Oh! Argh...

0:25:00 > 0:25:02- It's Nish Kumar.- Rick Steinstein.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Rick Steinstein is the correct answer, well done.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08I knew it, and then just as I was about to say it I was like,

0:25:08 > 0:25:10"That's not correct."

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Rick Steinstein. Here is your next one.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20BUZZER Al Murray.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Rustie Leeds United. - Is it Rustie Leeds United?

0:25:24 > 0:25:26It is indeed, very well done.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Here is your next one.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39BUZZER

0:25:39 > 0:25:41- Nish Kumar. - John Torode To A Grecian Urn.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45- John Torode To A Grecian Urn is the correct answer.- Brilliant.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Very well done.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49They've put John Torode On A Grecian Urn,

0:25:49 > 0:25:51but I think it would be harsh of me not to give that to you.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Here's your next category.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56So you'll see some pictures of rodents followed by the clues.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Smash the answers together, please.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05BUZZER Al Murray.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Gerbill Clinton.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08Was it Gerbill Clinton?

0:26:09 > 0:26:12It is indeed, very well done. Very good answer.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15They're satisfying when you get them, aren't they?

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Here is your next one.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22BUZZER

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Al Murray.- Uh...

0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Guinea pigiron. - Guinea pigiron, is that correct?

0:26:27 > 0:26:29- It's wrong. - INCORRECT ANSWER BUZZER

0:26:29 > 0:26:31It is not, I'm afraid. Anybody else?

0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Nobody? Shall we take a look at the answer? CLARA:- Go on, then.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36- Did you get this at home?- Yes!- Oh.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40- Can we have a round of applause to anyone who got that at home?- Yeah.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42APPLAUSE

0:26:42 > 0:26:43Here's your next one.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49BUZZER

0:26:49 > 0:26:51- Al Murray.- Porcupineapple.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52LAUGHTER

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Porcupineapple...

0:26:55 > 0:26:57..is the correct answer, well done.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59That's a nice one to say, porcupineapple.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Here's your next category.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03What are the answer smashes here?

0:27:09 > 0:27:12BUZZER That is Anneka Rice.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15- Nick Cleggheads.- It is Nick Cleggheads, very well played.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17APPLAUSE

0:27:17 > 0:27:18Here's your next one.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26BUZZER

0:27:26 > 0:27:28- Al Murray.- Ed Miliband On The Run.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Is it Ed Miliband On The Run?

0:27:31 > 0:27:33It is indeed, very well played.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35APPLAUSE

0:27:35 > 0:27:36SIREN BLARES

0:27:36 > 0:27:38And that is the end of the show.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40- Did Al Murray do enough in that final round?- No.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Let's take a look at today's final scores.

0:27:43 > 0:27:48Our winner is Nish Kumar by three points. Very well played, Nish.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50APPLAUSE

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Two days on the trot. What prize would you like today?

0:27:53 > 0:27:56Yesterday you took home some House Of Games driving gloves, today...

0:27:56 > 0:27:57The binoculars, that's really cool.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00- So you're going to have the House Of Games binoculars?- Yeah, definitely.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03Nish Kumar walks away with a set of House Of Games binoculars.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Congratulations.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07So, let's take a look at where our weekly leaderboard stands

0:28:07 > 0:28:09with two days still to go.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Nish Kumar in the lead with 11 points, congratulations.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19APPLAUSE

0:28:19 > 0:28:20All still to play for, though.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Thank you so much for today, I will see you again tomorrow

0:28:22 > 0:28:25and I will see all of you again tomorrow on House Of Games.