Episode 5

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0:00:06 > 0:00:08APPLAUSE

0:00:08 > 0:00:12Hello, everybody. I'm Richard Osman. Welcome to the House Of Games.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15Now, all week, I've been quizzing these four famous faces

0:00:15 > 0:00:18and today, we're going to find out our weekly champion

0:00:18 > 0:00:21who will be walking away with this trophy.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24So, let's meet our players for one final time this week.

0:00:24 > 0:00:29We have Mr Nish Kumar, Anneka Rice, Clara Amfo and Al Murray.

0:00:29 > 0:00:33APPLAUSE

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Excited, everybody? ANNEKA:- Yes.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Still anyone's game. It's double points Friday,

0:00:38 > 0:00:40that means your leaderboard points at the end of today's show

0:00:40 > 0:00:43will be doubled and will be added to the weekly leaderboard.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Any of you, I think I said last time apart from Anneka,

0:00:46 > 0:00:48could still win this.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- You could win today.- My problem is I need a bit of jeopardy.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Can I decorate the studio or something while it's going on?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56I just need to be doing something!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58So you're dismantling it and building it again?

0:00:58 > 0:00:59- Yeah, just...- Against the clock.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01..give me a time limit, I'll be on this, I'll be all over it.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- While a helicopter follows you from above.- Yes!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Shall we take a look at how our weekly leaderboard stands

0:01:07 > 0:01:09after four shows?

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Anneka with five points,

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Clara with seven,

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Al with 13, Nish - 15 points.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18So there we have it. Nish, you've won the last three shows.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Yep.- How is that making you feel?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- You must be coming here with some confidence.- Really uneasy.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26I'm not a frontrunner. Last place is where I'm comfortable.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- I would fear Al Murray. - Yeah, I fear Al Murray.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31You look at him at the end there, he's just got that poise.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32I'm an underdog.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Tell you who's an underdog - Anneka, that's an underdog.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36I'm very happy though.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39I'm with you, I kind of like nestling in the long grass.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40- Clara...- Richard.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Now, we've seen you nearly win a couple of episodes.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46You've yet to win an episode. Today, it's your last opportunity.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- I'm just going to say...- Yes.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- ..Amsterdambidextrous. - Which was brilliant.- Oof!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- And Kurt Cobaintree...- Yeah.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Right, yesterday, you gave the answer Kurt Cobaintree.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Yes, I did.- Which was a picture of Kurt Cobain

0:01:59 > 0:02:01and where is the Grand National run?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I would say you said it maybe 14 or 15 seconds after you buzzed in,

0:02:04 > 0:02:07and so it was disallowed and then Al Murray stole it from you.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Don't buzz in before you know the answer, that's the key.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- All right, I've learned my lesson. I've eaten my humble pie.- Al...

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Yeah.- You won on Monday.- Yeah. - You were the big favourite.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Weirdly, you still seem the favourite despite the fact

0:02:18 > 0:02:20that Nish has won the last three games.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23I don't know why you're putting me through this.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24He's cracked the code for the last round

0:02:24 > 0:02:26which is where you can win and lose points.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29He's a boiling hot pot of ambition, look at him.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30NISH LAUGHS He really is.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32He pretends he's not, but he is.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Don't forget, there's also daily prizes.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Al, on Monday, you walked away with a House Of Games dressing down.

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Nish, you got three daily prizes.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42You have won House Of Games driving gloves, you won a House Of Games...

0:02:42 > 0:02:43- Set of binoculars. - Set of binoculars.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47And even better, yesterday, you won House Of Games teasmade.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Teasmade!- Shall we take a look at today's daily prizes?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52- ANNEKA GASPS - Whoa!- Oh, wow!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55There's a punchbag. There is a calculator.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Wow.- Most importantly, there's a onesie there.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00There is a House Of Games jigsaw and House Of Games slippers.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Can I say it's been an absolute pleasure

0:03:02 > 0:03:03having you all here all week.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05It's been very competitive, but a load of fun.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07One of you is going to be our champion.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Very, very best of luck to all of you.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Shall we play our first game? - Yeah.- OK, let's do it.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21OK, here we go. You will see a sentence, each of you, one by one.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Part of that sentence is in capital letters

0:03:23 > 0:03:27and those capital letters are an anagram of the answer.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Again, if you've been watching this show,

0:03:29 > 0:03:31some of these rounds sound like they're very complicated.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Then you watch them, they're not. This is one of those.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Nish, we'll start with you.- OK.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Historical Figures is the category.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Here's Nish's question.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- ANNEKA LAUGHS - Very good.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49I'm going to say Napoleon.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Napoleon, is that right?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55It is indeed. Very well played.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Do you see the simplicity of it? - Yeah.- Very good.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Anneka, here's yours.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Could that be Tutankhamen by any chance?

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Could it be Tutankhamen?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11It could indeed, Anneka, very well played. Tutankhamen.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Clara, here is yours on Historical Figures.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27I'm going to say...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Catherine Parr.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Anagram of "rather a prince." - Yes.- Is that right?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35It is indeed, very well played, Clara.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36- Phew!- Very nice.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Al Murray, you are last on Historical Figures.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48George Washington.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Is the correct answer, very well done.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56So, all factually accurate and all anagrams, it's very impressive.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58And you got them all right, which was very good.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Let's see what the next category is.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Nish, here's your next question.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- That's Seattle. - Let's take a look.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Absolutely right, Seattle. Well played.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Anneka, here's yours.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- My mind's gone... - OK, Anneka is timed out so...

0:05:34 > 0:05:35BUZZER

0:05:35 > 0:05:39- Clara.- I'm going to say Kansas City.- Oh!

0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Oh, it is Kansas City. Well played. AL:- Nicely done.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44That was hard to work out, wasn't it?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Yeah.- It was a tough one. Clara's up for it today, isn't she?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Mate...- Last chance to win and she wants it.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Here we go, Clara, here's yours.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Indianapolis?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Is it Indianapolis?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05It is indeed. Well played, Clara.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Al Murray, you are last in this round. What's this US city?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Los Angeles.- Is that right?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21It is Los Angeles. Congratulations to all of you.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Let's have a look at our scores at the end of that round.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Anneka on one point. Al Murray and Nish Kumar have two.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Our current leader, Clara Amfo with three.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Let's have it, come on!- Wow.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36You can do this, Clara.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I'm just happy that for once in this whole week, I'm beating these two.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Shall we play another round? - Yeah.- OK, what's up next?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Let's find out.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Oh!- No!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52By the groans of our contestants,

0:06:52 > 0:06:54you can tell we have played this one before.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55THEY LAUGH

0:06:55 > 0:06:59And they have let themselves down on each occasion that we have.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01I'm looking at you, Nish Kumar.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Is it when I said that the average British Christmas cost £10,000?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08It is indeed! It is indeed. You know how this works.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10You're going to be playing in pairs.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13The person in last place always chooses who they pair up with.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Anneka, as the player in last place, you get to choose.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Who are you going to have as your final partner?- Oh, staying put.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- I'm very happy.- Oh, staying put with Nish. That's very nice.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Lovely, so we have Nish and Anneka, and we have Clara and Al.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25OK, here's how Distinctly Average works.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27If you get your tablets out, everybody, I'm going

0:07:27 > 0:07:30to ask you a series of questions. You each write down your answers

0:07:30 > 0:07:33and we will take the average answer from each pair

0:07:33 > 0:07:35and the pair who is closest to the real answer gets the points.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Let's take a look at your first question.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Oh!- Oh, man!- What?!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- ANNEKA:- It means nothing to me.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Round the equator.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- I don't know where to start. - Absolute chaos.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Look at Al Murray. He's so confident.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Well, I think I know.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59GROANING

0:07:59 > 0:08:02No-one likes people who know things, mate!

0:08:02 > 0:08:03But I might be wrong.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Has everyone written something down? ALL:- Yes.- OK, here we go.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Nish, what is the circumference of the Earth in miles in your opinion?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- 50,000 miles. - 50,000 miles.- No!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Anneka saying "No!" doesn't bode too well for your average.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- No, no, no, but it's weird. - Oh, what's Anneka said?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Well, it's just not that far off. - Oh, wow!- 43,000 miles.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22But I could have said 100,000 or 2,000.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25But that's good, that way neither of us has ruined it for the other.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27So, your average is...

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- That's weird.- Clara, what...?

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Oh, I don't like the look on your face, Clara.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- What have you said? - I said 30,000 miles.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Oh, that's interesting. - 30,000 miles. OK.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Al Murray, who thinks he knows.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40I think it's 18,000 miles.

0:08:40 > 0:08:4218,000 miles.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44So your average is...

0:08:46 > 0:08:49So, 46,500 miles to 24,000 miles.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50OK, what do you think at home?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Especially if you're playing with two of you as well,

0:08:52 > 0:08:54see where your average is. What is the actual answer?

0:08:54 > 0:08:57What is the circumference of the Earth in miles?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Ooh! - AL:- I was wrong.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- But! But...- That's amazing.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07You and Clara together are like a genius.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Amazing.- That was amazing. - I'll have that.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11The point there goes to Clara and Al.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Woohoo!- That was amazing, they were all within, you know...

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Here is your second one.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22- CLARA:- Oh, gosh.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Right.- Everyone got one?

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Trying to think what I would say.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34I'd say somewhere around 1,000 I think.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37But that could be so wrong, I literally don't have a clue.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Let's see what Nish has said.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Well, if you're saying 1,000, I'm saying 2,500.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- 2,500.- Yeah.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Anneka.- 946.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50- That's around about 1,000.- I know! Richard, you and I are just like...

0:09:50 > 0:09:51I know, like that!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Let's take a look at your average, Anneka and Nish.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- That sounds good, I like that. - Happy with that?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01I think I've been on most of those.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Clara, I love that look on your face.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Well, I guess me and Nish were like that, because I said 2,500.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Oh, wow!- 2,500 as well?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Al Murray, what have you gone for? - Well, I went low.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- 400?- I just don't think it's as many as you might think it is, but I'm...

0:10:15 > 0:10:17- I don't know.- It's really...

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- It's really difficult. - ..genuinely tricky.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20- It feels like you should know.- Yeah.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Let's take a look at what your average is, Clara and Al.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- ANNEKA:- It's close!

0:10:26 > 0:10:27It's going to be close.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Let's take a look. How many mainline train stations are there in Britain?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Oh!

0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Wow!- ANNEKA:- Well done, you guys!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Points for Anneka and Nish, well done.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Well done, Nish. That was brilliant. - AL:- Nish, you were right.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42So was Clara, it's just your ridiculous guess

0:10:42 > 0:10:44- made you lose the point.- I know.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Amazing.- Terrific answers from Clara and Nish there.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Here's your last question. - Sorry, Clara.- It's all right, mate.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- What is this going to be? - No, it's not.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Oh, here we go!- Oh, God. - Now...- Nish's life's been made!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56..if you were watching earlier in the week,

0:10:56 > 0:10:59we discovered that Nish thought that chickens produce milk.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- An entirely regrettable mistake. - Turns out they didn't.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Yeah, it turns out. - Confirmed that they don't.- Yeah.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18- Hmm...- This is a tricky one.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19This is the worst one!

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Yeah, but listen, the worst that can happen is the lead

0:11:22 > 0:11:24that you've been holding all week gets taken away from you

0:11:24 > 0:11:28by Clara or Al and you lose the trophy at the last moment.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30That is literally the worst thing that can happen here, Nish.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Everybody have an answer?

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- VAGUE MUMBLES Excellent.- Yes.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35So, how many chicken wings were eaten

0:11:35 > 0:11:38during the Super Bowl 51 weekend by Americans?

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Nish, what have you gone for?

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- One million.- What?! - Nish says a million.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- A million wings. - Al Murray doesn't like that.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47We will see why in a minute. Anneka, are you going up or down from that?

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Oh... I wrote 51 million and then...

0:11:48 > 0:11:52But I also went 510 million at one point

0:11:52 > 0:11:53and then just dropped a few hundred.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55So you want 51 million?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57So your average, Anneka and Nish...

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Clara.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04I went...

0:12:04 > 0:12:06162 million.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Ooh!- 162 million.- Interesting.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13You've gone fully 161 million above Nish's answer.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Al Murray, where have you gone?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- 150 million chicken wings. - 150 million.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Very, very in tune with Clara.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22- Yeah.- How are you feeling about a million now?

0:12:22 > 0:12:25I'm feeling like chicken has come back to bite me

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- in the rear end, Richard. - Well, let's find out.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30We have an average for Clara and Al.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35So, a disparity here of just 130 million.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38- That's all that stands between the two of you.- This is killing me.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40How many chicken wings were consumed during that weekend?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Who's getting the point?

0:12:45 > 0:12:48That is 1.33 billion.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Wow! - NISH LAUGHS INCREDULOUSLY

0:12:51 > 0:12:53So...

0:12:53 > 0:12:58You are almost a billion out over there, but you get the point.

0:12:58 > 0:13:04- Nish...- Yeah.- You are almost exactly 1.33 billion out from that answer.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Listen, when you're wrong,

0:13:05 > 0:13:08sometimes you have to hold your hands up and say...

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Yeah, your 510 million would have won you the points, Anneka.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Would have got there. - It absolutely would.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15That's a really bad answer. LAUGHTER

0:13:17 > 0:13:18A million?!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21The point there goes to Clara and Al. Very well played.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Let's take a look at the scores at the end of that round.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28- Amazing.- Goodness me!- Here we go. Anneka, you have two points.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Nish, three. Al Murray, four.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Our leader still, Clara Amfo on five.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Yay, Clara!- Ooh.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- Thank the Americans. - WHISPERS: Come on.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Shall we forget that ever happened, Nish?- Yes.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43And get on with our next round?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Let's see where we're going next.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52We did this on Monday and Clara was rather good at it.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55In this round, we have a broken karaoke machine.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58What we're going to do is show you part of a well-known song,

0:13:58 > 0:14:01but only the first letter of each word.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Can you tell us what the songs are?

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Here we go, your first song is from...

0:14:08 > 0:14:09What is this song?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11It goes in the rhythm of the song as well.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32BUZZER Nish Kumar.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33Just before Clara as well.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36It's (Everything I Do) I Do It For You by Bryan Adams.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Is it indeed?- Oh!

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Let's take a listen.- Yeah.

0:14:42 > 0:14:47# Don't tell me it's not worth trying for

0:14:49 > 0:14:51# You can't tell me... #

0:14:51 > 0:14:54And I think that's probably... I think we can...

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Well, that was really good. Here's your next one.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59A song now from...

0:15:00 > 0:15:01What is this song?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12BUZZER Clara.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14It is I Should Be So Lucky by Kylie Minogue.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- AL:- Amazing!- If that is what that is, that is awesome.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- It's obviously that. - Let's take a listen, shall we?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22# I should be so lucky

0:15:22 > 0:15:24# Lucky, lucky, lucky

0:15:24 > 0:15:26# I should be so lucky... #

0:15:26 > 0:15:27That is very... Clara Amfo, everybody!

0:15:27 > 0:15:31- NISH:- That is great. - Kylie Minogue, to be honest.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- I think... You know what... AL:- Clara, that is amazing.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36That's very impressive.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37Kylie Minogue, I Should Be So Lucky.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Here's your next one. This is a song from...

0:15:41 > 0:15:43What is this song?

0:15:50 > 0:15:52BUZZER Clara.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54D.I.S.C.O by Ottawan.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Is it D.I.S.C.O by Ottawan?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Let's listen.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- # She is DISCO - D-I-S-C-O... #

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Very good!

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- # She is DISCO - D-I-S-C-O

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- # She is DISCO! - D-I-S-C-O... #

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Very, very well played, Clara. - Amazing.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Just trying to line up that Radio 2 job.- This is a masterclass.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16I don't know if you can see the body language,

0:16:16 > 0:16:19but Al is just sitting there. Clara is literally side on with me!

0:16:19 > 0:16:22As soon as this round came up, she moved into attack position.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Yeah, "This is my time!"

0:16:23 > 0:16:25I literally have not been able to see Al Murray

0:16:25 > 0:16:27the whole way through this round.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29It's fine, I have nothing to contribute.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Here we go, here's your last question. This is a song from...

0:16:47 > 0:16:49BUZZER Anneka Rice.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Sorry! I was thinking of Jean Genie because of J.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Sorry, you're locked out. Any...?

0:16:53 > 0:16:54BUZZER Oh, I think... Nish?

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Jolene by Dolly Parton.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57Oh! Very good.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Let's take a listen.

0:16:59 > 0:17:04# Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

0:17:04 > 0:17:06# I'm begging of you, please don't take... #

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Very well played, Nish Kumar. - Very good.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Let's see what the scores are at the end of that round.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15I think quite a good round for Clara Amfo there.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- AL:- You reckon? - LAUGHTER

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Oh, Al, are you still with us?

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Two points for Anneka.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Four points for Al.

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Five points for Nish.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Clara in the lead with seven points.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Seven, well done!

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Thank you, disco.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32You're on double points Friday as well, Clara.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34This is the best one of all to win if you do.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36It's tense. It's really tense.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Let's play round four, shall we? What's it going to be?

0:17:45 > 0:17:46..is our next round.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Now, you all helped us out with this one before the show.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51What I'm going to do is ask each of you a question

0:17:51 > 0:17:52that has multiple choice answers,

0:17:52 > 0:17:55however, I haven't been bothered to write the answers.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57So, what I'm going to do, I'm going to show you the right answer

0:17:57 > 0:18:01and three incorrect answers written by your opponents before the show.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Clara, I'm going to ask you the first question.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05A point if you get it right,

0:18:05 > 0:18:08but a point to anybody who manages to fool you.

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Let's have a look at your question.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19Is it...?

0:18:24 > 0:18:26So, three of those were written by your opponents.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29One is the correct answer.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31I don't think the answer's Willy.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33NISH AND AL LAUGH

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Would the Natural History Museum really call

0:18:36 > 0:18:38a blue whale skeleton Blue Belle?

0:18:38 > 0:18:41I feel like they'd want to go for something really universal

0:18:41 > 0:18:44and righteous-sounding like Liberty or Hope.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47I'm hoping it's Hope.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49So, Clara says Hope.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Is that the correct answer?

0:18:52 > 0:18:55That is the correct answer, very well played, Clara.

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Very nice.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Shall we take a look at who wrote the others?

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Blue Belle was Al.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Liberty - oh, that's nice, Anneka.

0:19:02 > 0:19:03There's a shock, Nish.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06- All right.- You wrote Willy

0:19:06 > 0:19:08in an attempt to distract Clara and it didn't work.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Very well played, Clara.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12The next question is to Al Murray.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Here is your question.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22OK, I'm going to give you four options.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25One is correct, the other three have been made up by your opponents.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Is it...?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I can't believe she's got any of those tattooed on her wrist,

0:19:39 > 0:19:41but she has got one of them tattooed on her wrist.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Three of them have been made up by your opponents to try and fool you.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45It could be "carpe diem"

0:19:45 > 0:19:48and what we've got is two trying to echo "carpe diem"

0:19:48 > 0:19:50with "In vino veritas" and "Veni, vidi, vici."

0:19:50 > 0:19:54And I think, but I'm sure I'm wrong, it's "carpe diem."

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Are you right?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- You are right, very well played. - Wow!

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Who wrote - "all the world's a stage"?

0:20:03 > 0:20:04That was Nish.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Nish, that's clever. You nearly had him there.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08"In vino veritas" - Anneka,

0:20:08 > 0:20:09"Veni vidi vici" - Clara.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Those are good wrong answers.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15Well played, all of you. Next up it is Nish. Here's your question.

0:20:34 > 0:20:39So, I'm going to try and work it alongside some Murray-esque logic.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41- Oh, dear.- Uh, oh.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Immaterial, irrelevant and spontaneous,

0:20:43 > 0:20:45it feels like the answer is one of those.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47I'm going to go Mr Irrelevant.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51Let's see. Is Mr Irrelevant the right answer?

0:20:52 > 0:20:54It is the right answer. Goodness me.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Let's see who came up with

0:20:56 > 0:20:58the others. Al - Mr Flatfoot.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Mr Immaterial - Anneka.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Mr Spontaneous - Clara.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Everyone is doing very well on this round.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Anneka, here is your question.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20LAUGHTER I'm looking at you, Nish Kumar.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Why? What have I done?

0:21:24 > 0:21:26So, lobster, oyster, bogey...

0:21:26 > 0:21:29LAUGHTER

0:21:29 > 0:21:32..or mussels? Are there any you want to get rid of immediately, Anneka?

0:21:32 > 0:21:37The words "bogey" and "polite" don't sit happily in the same sentence.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39If the right one was mussels,

0:21:39 > 0:21:42the person would have written oysters or lobsters.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44I'm going to go for an oyster.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Are you right for a clean sweep in this round for everybody?

0:21:48 > 0:21:50- You are right.- Wow!

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Goodness me. Well played. Nobody fooled anybody.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Let's take a look at who wrote the others, Nish.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Yes, who did write the other ones?

0:21:58 > 0:21:59I would have gone for lobster there,

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Clara, I thought that was a very,

0:22:01 > 0:22:02- very good answer.- Nish!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Nish Kumar, you surprise me.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Willy, bogey...

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Willy in one round, bogey the next.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10It's something for the kids doing their homework.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11Al wrote mussels.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13But oyster, well played, Anneka.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Everybody got a point in that round. Good work.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Take a look at the score before we go onto our final round.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Here is where we stand.

0:22:24 > 0:22:273 points to Anneka, 5 points to Al Murray.

0:22:27 > 0:22:316 points to Nish Kumar. 8 points to Clara Amfo.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Now, don't forget, there is the daily show to worry about.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38We know that.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Who's going to win that? Clara, it would be your first win of the week.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44But also we have that overall score to look at.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47One of you is going to win this trophy after a week's

0:22:47 > 0:22:49worth of quizzing.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51At the end of this round, we will know our weekly champion.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Shall we play our final round of the week?- Yes.- Let's do it.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56As always, the final round is...

0:23:00 > 0:23:01..Answer Smash.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Everything here has two answers and they go into each other.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05You know how this works already.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08- You just need to smash those two answers.- Go for it, Nish.

0:23:08 > 0:23:09Very best of luck.

0:23:09 > 0:23:13Anybody could still be our weekly champion of House Of Games.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15One point if you get a correct answer.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17You lose a point if you get an incorrect answer, which you

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- did three times yesterday, Clara. - I remember that.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24And if you buzz in, I need an answer straight away.

0:23:24 > 0:23:25- OK.- Here we go.

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Here's your first category.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32So we'll show you a picture of a Chancellor of the Exchequer and a clue underneath.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34You need to smash the two answers together, please.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Best of luck, everybody. Here we go.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Al Murray?

0:23:45 > 0:23:46Gordon Brown Girl In The Ring.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Is that right?

0:23:48 > 0:23:51It is indeed. Gordon Brown Girl In The Ring.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52Well played, Al.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Here's your next one.

0:24:01 > 0:24:02Nish?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Norman Lamonty Python.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06I'll give you that.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Norman Lamonty Python's Flying Circus is exactly right.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Here is your next one. What's the answer smash here?

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Nish Kumar?

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Nigel Lawsonic The Hedgehog.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25Is the right answer, Nish Kumar. Well done.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Every day he is good at this round.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30- This is where he has won the show. - It really is.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Are you going to snatch the show and snatch the week here?

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Here's your next category.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39What are the answer smashes here? Can anyone stop Nish?

0:24:46 > 0:24:47Anneka Rice?

0:24:47 > 0:24:48Dragonflyweight.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Is it Dragonflyweight?

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Oh, that is amazing.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Absolutely. Very well played.

0:24:55 > 0:24:56Here is your next one.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06That is Al Murray.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10- Oh, bug... - I'm so sorry, Al. Too late.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Clara Amfo?

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Bugsy Malone.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Not the right answer I'm afraid. Anybody else?

0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Bedbugsy Malone.- It's Bedbugsy!

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Let's find out. Is it Bedbugsy Malone?

0:25:22 > 0:25:24It is Bedbugsy Malone.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- That's very unlucky. You both lost a point there.- We did.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Here we go. Come on. Still questions to go, Clara.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31What is the answer smash here?

0:25:37 > 0:25:38What is that?

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Al Murray?

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Earwigan.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Is it Earwigan?

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Absolutely right. Earwigan Athletic. Very well played.

0:25:47 > 0:25:52The fightback continues. This is neck and neck.

0:25:52 > 0:25:53Here is your next category.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Those are going to be the pictures. There are clues underneath them.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Smash the answers together, please.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10Mark Wright Said Fred.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Mark Wright Said Fred says Clara Amfo.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15And she is absolutely right. Well done.

0:26:18 > 0:26:24And we have the end of the show. Who won Friday's show?

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Let's find out our daily winner, shall we?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Clara, you have not won one so far this week.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Have you pulled it off at the last minute?

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Nish had a good last round.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36We have a tie on this Friday.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Our first tie of the week between Clara and Nish.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41One further Answer Smash question.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Fingers on buzzers. One more question.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48We are on Reality TV Stars. Buzz in and get it wrong, you lose a point.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49Oh, lordy.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53Buzz in and get it right, you are today's winner. Let's take a look.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Clara?

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Leona Saint Louis.

0:27:08 > 0:27:13It's not I'm afraid. That means we hand the win to Nish Kumar.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Let's take a look at what the answer was.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18Leona Lewisconsin.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Nish, you are today's winner.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Clara, I'm so sorry. Once again you've done it.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Gutted for you!

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Nish, pick a prize from today's prize board. There is a jigsaw.

0:27:28 > 0:27:32There is a jigsaw. I think, though, I am going to go with the onesie.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35That's lovely. Nish Kumar takes home the onesie. Well done.

0:27:36 > 0:27:37He's taking home the onesie

0:27:37 > 0:27:41but who is taking home this House Of Games trophy?

0:27:41 > 0:27:42Who is our winner?

0:27:42 > 0:27:44You've been here all week, all four of you.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46You've been brilliant fun, incredibly competitive.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Shall we take a look at the final leaderboard?

0:27:49 > 0:27:52It's been double points Friday as well. Don't forget.

0:27:52 > 0:27:56Here is our House Of Games champion for the week.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Of course, it is Nish Kumar.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Very well played.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Nish, congratulations.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08- What a way to win it as well! - What a way to win it.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11Four shows out of five as well. Terrific stuff.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Thank you all so much for joining me this week on the House Of Games

0:28:13 > 0:28:14and thank you all so much

0:28:14 > 0:28:16for joining me on the House Of Games too.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18We'll see you soon.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25NISH LAUGHS

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Oh, yeah.

0:28:27 > 0:28:31Nish, sir, well done. How about that? Congratulations.