0:00:02 > 0:00:04In a world where attraction is mostly based on looks,
0:00:04 > 0:00:08what would happen if you had to rely purely on your personality?
0:00:08 > 0:00:09No way.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13Well, thanks to some gloriously grotesque make-up...
0:00:13 > 0:00:14Oh! Oh!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16..we're going to find out.
0:00:16 > 0:00:20Will true love blossom when what you see is definitely not what you get?
0:00:21 > 0:00:23This is Sexy Beasts!
0:00:23 > 0:00:28This programme contains some strong language
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Yes, definitely good looking. I've got a good body.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Definitely, I'm a heart-breaker.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37I can't stay in a relationship, I just, my eyes wander too much.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Oh, yeah...!
0:00:40 > 0:00:45# What a man, what a man What a mighty, mighty good man... #
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Brace yourselves for Conna, a fishy alien from South Wales
0:00:48 > 0:00:51and Sexy Beasts's toughest assignment yet,
0:00:51 > 0:00:54with a...relaxed attitude to fidelity.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Yeah, pretty much I have cheated.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Hold my hands up. I get away with it most of the time, as well.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01It doesn't bother me in the slightest.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Yeuch! What a catch, eh, girls?!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07So how does our aquatic adulterer attract the ladies?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Yeah, I don't really have to do anything to pull girls.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12It's my tattoos and my body that does it for me.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Girls come over to us all the time.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Girls, you only have yourselves to blame.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19So, Conna, it's the big one - looks or personality?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Wouldn't matter if she had the nicest personality -
0:01:22 > 0:01:23if she ain't got looks.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Definitely can't bring a munter home.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27My mum would take the piss out of me for weeks.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Aww, the playboy is a mummy's boy!
0:01:32 > 0:01:37Sadly, mummy sea monster isn't here today, but best pal Lloyd is.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- So what do you think, Lloyd? - All right, Lloyd?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Don't laugh. That took ages to make!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Well, in all fairness, it looks really good, but he still looks like an idiot.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47That's better. Ish.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49He's definitely outgoing. Very, very, very arrogant.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Really loves it. He reckons he's, er, God's gift.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55So the gods have gifted us an eye-wandering, arrogant mummy's boy.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Can Sexy Beasts convert this Casanova?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00We accept the challenge!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Bring on potential soulmate/heartbroken victim number one.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09My friend nicknames me Tinderella
0:02:09 > 0:02:11because I'm a Tinder queen
0:02:11 > 0:02:13with 700 matches on the dating app.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17That's right - a love rat for the love rat.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Don't all applaud at once.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20# Boys, boys
0:02:20 > 0:02:22# I'm looking for a good time... #
0:02:22 > 0:02:27Meet Tilly, a student from Bristol who doesn't just collect
0:02:27 > 0:02:29hundreds of random men on a dating app.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Eh, I like sloths.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Sloths...?!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yeah.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35OK.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I just think they're adorable.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39If I don't find love on this programme
0:02:39 > 0:02:43then I'll be a spinster with loads of sloths, instead of cats.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Like, I'm more than happy to meet that fate.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Wow. Well, I suppose, it's good to have a plan B, I guess.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Wow, wow!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Our rat can twerk it. Great!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I have not seen that before.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57So what does our rhythmic rodent look for in a man?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Confidence is good, but not when it verges on arrogance.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I find that's quite unattractive.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Uh-oh!
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Let's bring in pal Fraser to give her a positive boost.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Oh, my God!
0:03:09 > 0:03:10You look disgusting!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Or to make her feel rancid.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Your nose is wet. It's... Why are you doing that?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17That's really annoying and weird.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20So how do you think Tilly'll do today?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Tilly's dated enough, I think, to be probably at the top of...
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I'm experienced.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Yeah, terribly experienced in the dating scene.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I'm really confident that she's going to make it through to, erm...
0:03:30 > 0:03:32to the final round.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35So will Tilly be the one to convert Conna the Cad?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Or will it be latex lady number two?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42I am in the market for a date, yes.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43I don't go on many dates.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Dates kind of freak me out,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47so it's probably bad that I'm doing this.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Oh, I don't know. It could be very entertaining for us.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52# Sugar
0:03:52 > 0:03:55# Oh, honey, honey... #
0:03:55 > 0:03:58This is queen bee Beth, a student from the Isle of Man,
0:03:58 > 0:04:00a very superstitious place.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I'm not allowed to say the word R-A-T.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Because it's considered bad luck.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07So, if I say it, I have to touch wood and whistle,
0:04:07 > 0:04:08which is really random, but...
0:04:08 > 0:04:12R-A-T? But Tilly's a rat, that... Oh, crap.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13WHISTLES KNOCKS ON WOOD
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Yep, that should do it.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I'm just looking forward to having fun.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19I just want to enjoy the whole experience,
0:04:19 > 0:04:21like, dressed as a bee. Lovin' it!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Erm... buzzing.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23It's a pun.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Yes, but I do the bad puns round here, thank you.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Like this one - Bee-hold, your good friend Eilish.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh, my God!
0:04:33 > 0:04:34It's terrifying!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Oh, my God!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38That's not a unicorn.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Well, she's already bringing insight.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Bethany is a bit different from normal people I know.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Like, she does just come out with the most random crap at times.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47She likes to dominate.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48- No, I don't! - She does, she does.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51She'll never admit it, but she definitely does.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52A dominatrix?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Phew! Could Conna be tamed by a bee with a whip?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Or will our final lovelorn lass save the day?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01In terms of look, I have different types of looks.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02I have me going-out look.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Like, I won't go out in town without fake tan on.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08But then on a day to day basis when I'm, like, studying
0:05:08 > 0:05:11and stuff like that, I look like a tramp, basically,
0:05:11 > 0:05:13so in that sense they're not important.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Well, today's look's a belter!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22# N-A-S-T-Y is nasty But, baby, I don't mind... #
0:05:22 > 0:05:26This is Rachel, a trainee outdoor instructor from Newcastle.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28My personality is quite weird.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Like, I don't think I've got one.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Like, I dunno, like, if people would enjoy my company.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Basically, I think my personality is shit, so...
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Well, at least you haven't come on a show dressed as an ogre
0:05:39 > 0:05:41where personality is all that matters. Ha-ha.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Let's bring on super pal Skye to see what she has to say.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48SHE LAUGHS
0:05:48 > 0:05:50She's laughed herself off the set!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Ladies...? Er, ladies?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Let's just give them a moment, eh?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I'm speechless.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03100% no doubt that Rachel's going to get through to the final
0:06:03 > 0:06:05and win the man of her dreams.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Or she could win Conna.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Let's go speed dating.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Yes, the Ogress, the Bee, and the Rat...
0:06:13 > 0:06:15SHE WHISTLES
0:06:15 > 0:06:17All have ten minutes to date Conna.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Just look how keen he is.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Remember, their real faces will only be revealed
0:06:22 > 0:06:23when the courting is complete,
0:06:23 > 0:06:26so they're relying on charisma to charm the man
0:06:26 > 0:06:28who only cares about looks.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30This should be interesting.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Beth's in first.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Will she be the bee's knees and gain some nectar points?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Wow.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Yeah, I know. - You look great.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41- Thank you. So do you. - That's all right.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Want to see my wobbly bits?
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Do you want to see mine?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Ooh, they've both exposed their wobbly bits early on!
0:06:47 > 0:06:48This could go well!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50So what do you do at the weekends for fun?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Hang out with my friends. What about you? What do you like to do?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I go out at weekends with the boys, go to the gym quite a bit.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Yeah. Erm...
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Oh, dear. God's gift seems to be employing his usual courtship
0:07:03 > 0:07:05ritual of doing nothing.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Unfortunately, Beth is, too.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09What do you do? Do you study or...?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Flooring contractor. I work for my dad.- Cool.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Basically, that's it.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Erm, so, eh... - HE CLICKS HIS TONGUE
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Did Conna really just do the... - (CLICKS TONGUE)- noise?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22REPLAY WITH AUDIO
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Yes, he did!
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Yeah, you have to rely quite a lot on what you say.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Ooh, a breakthrough...(!)
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Conna's finally realising conversation is quite important.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Go, Team Sexy Beasts!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- So what's your, erm, ideal date? - Yay!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Erm, I don't know really. I don't...
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- I've not really been on many dates. Dunno.- Oh, fair enough.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- What's yours?- I like golf.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Golf? - Are you any good?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Not that good, you know.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Just, like, hit a ball, takes out your frustration, know what I mean?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Whose ideal date ISN'T frustratedly whacking away for four hours?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Overall, it went quite well, I think,
0:07:55 > 0:07:57but it took us a while to get relaxed into it.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59It was a bit stressful at first. It was a bit awkward.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02I think I just found it awkward cos we're in these masks
0:08:02 > 0:08:03and it's just so tense,
0:08:03 > 0:08:05and conversation goes quite dead really quickly.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08You've had a practice, lover boy, so get ready for speed date number two.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10And in scuttles Tilly.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- I'm Conna. - Hello.- Pleased to meet you.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oh, I've got a moist nose.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16This is a present for you.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Oh, sweet. Thank you.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- It's a sloth. - I can't get over your mask.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Huh? - Your mask is really freaking me out.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I like yours. Alien, right?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Eh. Sea god, I like to call it. - Sea god?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Sea god, yeah.- A god, so that's... - God of sea, definitely.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34Sea GOD...?! He's giving himself a spectacular promotion.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Can you smell him? That's actually my scent, so you have that.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Ah, clever trick! That's awesome.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41That's good.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Ooh! Has Tilly melted his frozen heart with a scented sloth?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I can't really smell anything.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48No.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51So, eh, what's, eh, your ideal perfect date?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Some of the best dates I've had I've been wearing onesies for.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Wearing onesies?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Just chilled, you know? Just go round to his house, watch...
0:08:58 > 0:09:01You'd go round to someone's house on a first date?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Yeah.- Really?- If he cooks me dinner, that's fine, yeah.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I wouldn't do that.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I was a bit put off when she said she goes round people's
0:09:07 > 0:09:08houses for a first date.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11That's a bit...off-putting for me.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Don't like that. Do you go for fish-men with muscles or...?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Erm, I haven't tried your type yet but, you know, I'm pretty interested.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Do you like ratty girls with beards?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22- Oh, I dunno. - You dunno?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Your mask is really freaking me out, to be honest.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Oh Conna, it's not supposed to be about looks!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29It's moist, as well.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Yeah.- Feel it. - Do what?!
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Oh.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35If you could choose a song to make love to, what would it be?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Conna, dirty boy!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Erm, some R'n'B misogyny, like...
0:09:40 > 0:09:41What's misogyny?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43It's, like, hating on women. You know, like...
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Wha'...?!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Oh, Tilly. I think you're on a losing streak with this one.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51There is absolutely no way I could imagine having sex with a rat.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53That's absolutely disgusting.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54You DO know she's NOT a rat, yeah?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57So overall I think his personality's a bit of a lad.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- HE BURPS - Oh, pardon me.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I don't know, he seems like a nice guy.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03So Conna seemed thrown by the mask,
0:10:03 > 0:10:05but they did have a conversation, at least.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Over to the keen green ogre queen, Rachel.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Hiya, you all right?
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Hi, you all right? Erm, how much does a polar bear weigh?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Five kilos?- Five kilos? - I don't know.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19That's enough to break the ice.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21I think my break the ice joke didn't even work, at all.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Well, he's no Jimmy Carrp, but at least he tried. Progress!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- What are you, a jellyfish? Or a fly? - Sea god!
0:10:28 > 0:10:29What's a sea god?
0:10:29 > 0:10:30A god of the sea.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32No, you look like an alien.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Know what you look like?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35A foot.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39If your foot looks like that, Conna, you need to seek urgent medical help.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I've brought you this.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43What's that?
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Well, what you do think it is?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- A rock.- It is a rock. - Does it mean anything?
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- I got that from Sierra de Toix in Spain.- Where's that...?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53When I did my first multi-pitch climb.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- You know what rock climbing is? - Yeah, obviously.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58So it's rock climbing, but you don't have a rope all the time.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00That's...pretty cool actually.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02It's not from Spain. It's not from Sierra de Toix.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04And means absolutely nothing to me.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06He will never know that that rock was from a park.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Yes, your secret's safe with us, Rachel.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10I don't like doing outdoorsy stuff.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Like, for instance, you probably like camping?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Absolutely love camping.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17I couldn't think of anything worse than sleeping in a tent.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Really?! Why? - Does your back in.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- No, it doesn't!- Nah, bollocks. - No.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Couldn't do it.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Who doesn't like camping?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- Conna!- Who doesn't like camping? - Conna!
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Do you go to the gym? - I hate the gym.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Hmm, I hate the outdoors.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oh, well.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Awkward. Erm...
0:11:33 > 0:11:35SHE CACKLES
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Ah, what a pleasant giggle.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I've literally nothing in common with her
0:11:39 > 0:11:41so I just don't see anything happening there.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44He's judged her completely on her personality,
0:11:44 > 0:11:46albeit negatively, but we'll take it.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Baby steps!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50I wasn't out me comfort zone or anything so, overall,
0:11:50 > 0:11:51it was quite good, yeah.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I'm going to have to have a think about who I'll pick,
0:11:54 > 0:11:55- definitely. - Good.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57I'm really not sure.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Conna's first lesson in love is over and now he must dump a datee.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05He should be good at this bit - he's had a lot of practice.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Let's just get down to it, then.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Ooh, the romance!
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Will Rachel be camping in a single tent for ever?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Will the Isle of Man be the only man in Beth's life?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Or will Tilly remain a onesie destined for a future
0:12:22 > 0:12:25surrounded by sloths bathed in her own musk?
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Who just isn't singing along to his Nep-tune?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- Beth. - Hi.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36You seem, like, really, really sweet.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40The bad point was the conversation went dead quite quickly.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42You put, like, nothing into the conversation.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Like, I felt like you were a bit bored before I even
0:12:45 > 0:12:47sort of started speaking, do you know what I mean?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Right, OK. - (This is going well!)
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Tilly. - Hello.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54You seem really, really chatty.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55That's really good, you know.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58I didn't like what you said about going over someone's house for a
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- first date in your pyjamas. - He was cooking me dinner!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- I didn't like that. - What's wrong with that? No?
0:13:03 > 0:13:04This is going very well.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Rachel. I enjoyed arguing with you, basically.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09I thought it was quite funny.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13The bad point was...
0:13:13 > 0:13:16we just had nothing in common, really.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Yeah. Pretty much! - Absolutely nothing in common.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20(Taxi for the ogre.)
0:13:20 > 0:13:24I've made my decision and the beast I'm binning is...
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Tilly.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Really?!
0:13:36 > 0:13:37- Sorry.- Really?
0:13:37 > 0:13:38That's what I said.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41The one lady he held a conversation and didn't argue with!
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Never mind.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45The sloth will make a nice chew toy for my dog, anyway.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46For your dog?
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Yeah.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Wow...!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Shame that he thinks that I'm a slut
0:13:51 > 0:13:55just because I went round to someone's house for a first date.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I will say we only had dinner. I don't see what's wrong with that.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02But, obviously, he's got a problem with it, and that's fine.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I've got a funny feeling she's going to be very attractive
0:14:05 > 0:14:07underneath her mask now.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11So Tilly's free to go back to twerk
0:14:11 > 0:14:14but before she goes shall we see what she really looks like?
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Three, two, onesie!
0:14:17 > 0:14:22# Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
0:14:23 > 0:14:26# Unbelievable. #
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow indeed!
0:14:29 > 0:14:30The rat is ravishing!
0:14:32 > 0:14:36The sea god binned an earth goddess/woman-hating rap fan.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Time for everyone to meet Conna's goner.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- FEMALE:- Oh, my God, you're really stunning!- Hi!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44You're absolutely beautiful.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Shit.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- FEMALE:- Aww, you're stunning. Oh, you really are.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51So are you guys! Yeah.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Pretty gutted.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Bit pissed off, yeah.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Wrong decision, bad decision-making.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Lesson number one for Conna -
0:14:58 > 0:15:01he judged the mask over the personality, didn't he?
0:15:01 > 0:15:02"Sex with a rat", honestly!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05For now, he needs to keep his spiky chin up
0:15:05 > 0:15:09and take the final two fiends on their dates and Beth's up first.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Conna's only gone and brought buzzing Beth on his dream date
0:15:16 > 0:15:18to a driving range.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Is swinging on a first date really a good idea?
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Set the balls down.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Stand in front of me.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Right, swing at that.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- I'm trying it on now already. - BETH LAUGHS
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Right. Come back a bit. Come back.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Aye aye...! Whoa, he's a dating pro.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35That's a classic technique there.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38A bit more forward. I haven't got a clue what I'm really teaching you.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I'm just doing it the way my dad told me to do it.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Your dad taught you like that?!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Just swing and try not to...kill me.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48OK.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Oh, missed.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52This is the worst grip in the world.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Two.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I'm petrified, like, you're gonna, like, hit me with the club.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Yeah, it was a good excuse, yeah, to put my arms around her, definitely.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- Pressure's on. - SHE GIGGLES
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Jesus!
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Shouldn't you be screaming "Four!" or something?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I can't even see where it is, so you win.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- "BREAKING GLASS" - Yep!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15I was sort of secretly hoping he didn't pick me,
0:16:15 > 0:16:18but this date's sort of changed my mind a bit, so it's fine.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20This is it. I'm going to teach you.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I can't even get my hands around you.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23SHE GIGGLES
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Good date so far. It is good.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28She's come out of her shell, that were unexpected.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31So what's the main romantic reason behind bringing Beth to
0:16:31 > 0:16:32a driving range?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35I just like smashing the shit out of a ball, to be honest, like.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37We'd never have guessed.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Conna's like Happy Gills-more.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Don't ask me where that went.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45But is he clubbing his way into Beth's heart?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Erm, I don't know whether I fancy him.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49I'm not going to lie.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Erm, at the moment I'd probably say no.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I think she does. I'm really not too sure, but I don't mind.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58When she sees what I look like, maybe that might seal the deal.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Mixed opinions at the moment.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Still, the Lord Of The Fish has the chance
0:17:03 > 0:17:05to be humble for the bumble at the 19th hole.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07So a better second date?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Yeah, definitely. No awkward pauses. It was better. Yeah, definitely.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- I'm really bad at golf though. - Yeah.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16So what do you normally look for in a person?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Talent.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Like, I love talented people.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I can whack a ball.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24You're pretty good at golf. What do you look for?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Like, I really don't go for personality.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- You know? It's like...- At all? - Like, a little bit.- That's shocking.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31That's really shallow, innit?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Really bad. - Yes, REALLY bad.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35But at least he's aware of it.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38He said a lot of things that made him sound REALLY shallow.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40It was really off-putting, and it made me think,
0:17:40 > 0:17:43why has he come on this show, if looks are so important to him?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Well, he is showing some improvement.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Smile a minute.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48A smile's really important to me.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Oh, really? Oh, God, now I feel like you're judging me now.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53I am. Smile's really important to me.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55As I said, just SOME improvement.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57You've got to be good looking for...
0:17:57 > 0:18:00for me to bring you home and meet my parents,
0:18:00 > 0:18:03cos my mum - she's the person you've got to win over.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05That's awful. I'm scared of your mother.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Ha! Most people are.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Is Conna smitten?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12He's already talking about taking Beth home to his mum.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13She's really sweet.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17She's really not got a bad bone in her body. She's really nice.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Yeah, he's a really nice guy, but I'm just not attracted to him.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21I don't... Hmmm.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24I might have a second date, but purely cos I'm...
0:18:24 > 0:18:27I just can't say no to people. SHE LAUGHS
0:18:27 > 0:18:30It's opened up... Opened up my eyes a little bit,
0:18:30 > 0:18:32and you start to see past someone's looks.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36So Sexy Beasts is bringing about a change in the young Conna
0:18:36 > 0:18:40but will he remain as cool as a sea cucumber on Rachel's date?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- What is it? - Oh, fucking hell.- Mint!
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- SHE LAUGHS HEARTILY - There's that lovely laugh again.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52From dream date to nightmare date,
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Rachel and Conna are about to go on a high rope adventure course
0:18:56 > 0:18:59in the deep, dark forests of Manchester.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Even though it's not that high, I just don't like heights, at all,
0:19:03 > 0:19:05so I'm pretty petrified, to be honest.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07He's absolutely bricking it, right?
0:19:07 > 0:19:08And he just... It's so funny.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Let's do it, then. Get it away. Come on, let's go.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13A genuine fish out of water -
0:19:13 > 0:19:15kudos to Conna for giving it a go.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17And let's not forget -
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Rachel is training to be an adventure course instructor.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Show off.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Will Conna be left high and dry?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27SHE LAUGHS
0:19:31 > 0:19:32See, it's not that bad.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Shut-up.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Fucking hell.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Ah, what godly grace...!
0:19:37 > 0:19:41CONNA PANTS
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Who the fuck does this for fun?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Maybe if you just relax into it more.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Well, Conna's clearly hating it.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49What does Rachel think?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I'm not going to lie, it was proper shit.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54If only it was someone else who actually liked it.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57But, no, it was a counselling session.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00So with your right hand - that's it - and then that one there.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03It's like each part of the course breaks down their relationship
0:20:03 > 0:20:04a little bit more.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07If you walk across this, Conna, I'll give you a kiss.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Ooh! Maybe I spoke too soon!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11What if I don't want a kiss?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13(INDISTINCT)
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Conna's on the move,
0:20:15 > 0:20:19like a giant newt crossing a ravine into his lover's arms.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Walk across.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22And here comes the kiss...
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Ah.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Just kiss me on the cheek. - Nah, bollocks. You kiss me.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29- I'm not kissing you! - Get walking then!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Let's go!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33# Conna and Rachel sitting in a tree
0:20:33 > 0:20:35# A-R-G-U-I-N-G. #
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Rachel ends this part of the date elegantly.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46He's not going to like that, at all.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47And Conna...
0:20:48 > 0:20:51HE GRUNTS AND GROANS
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Well, he's back... He's back down. Let's just leave that there.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Terrifying. I don't like it. Hate it.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Hated every second of it.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Poor Conna. I think we're all agreed - that went pretty badly.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08An ice cream back on the ground should sort things out.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10I mean, everyone loves an ice cream.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Oh, my God, it's so cute!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15And with every flavour and topping imaginable,
0:21:15 > 0:21:17what's our oceanic hero gonna plump for?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- I'm going to have vanilla. - Argh!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Vanilla? - Yeah, I'll try a vanilla.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Really...?!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24You're right to cackle, Rachel!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27So just how badly did they think it went?
0:21:27 > 0:21:28That date went absolutely tragic.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30I didn't enjoy a single second of it.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- It was a disaster.- Absolute disaster. - Absolute disaster.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I was in my zone, like, trying to not fall, like.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- Where you going to fall to? - It's just the fear of falling.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40You wouldn't understand.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- I would cos I have a fear of moths. - What?!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45So, if, like, I took you in a room, like, surrounded by moths
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- would you be freaked out? - Yeah.- Well, exactly.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48I was freaked out on that.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51But if someone put me in a box in a room full of moths,
0:21:51 > 0:21:54I wouldn't be freaked out, cos I'd know they couldn't get us.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57It'd still freak me out. I just didn't like it, didn't enjoy a single second of it.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Oh, brilliant.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02And that signifies the end of Conna and Rachel's magical date.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05I'm scared of heights. I had to climb some trees.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06I don't really like ice cream.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08I had to sit and have ice cream with a person
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I don't have anything in common with whatsoever.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15From start to finish, right, it was horrific.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19So it's not-very-tough-decision-time for Conna.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22How long are we going to have to wait until he picks Beth
0:22:22 > 0:22:23to be his Sexy Beast?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Still, we have to go through the motions.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- CLEARS THROAT - Will it be Beth?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31He loved spending time with her on the driving range
0:22:31 > 0:22:33and he thinks she's "really sweet".
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Or will he choose Rachel?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37No!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Time to find out what Conna looks like when he says
0:22:39 > 0:22:41"My Sexy Beast is Beth"
0:22:41 > 0:22:43and then off go the masks and in come the faces.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Right, let's just get down to it and talk about the dates.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Right. Beth, I thought our date was really, really good.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03I can't really say nothing bad about it, to be honest.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04OK.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Rachel - phew! Where do I start?
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Erm... I couldn't think of a worse date.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I was so petrified, I weren't even listening to you half the time.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14I enjoyed it, to be fair.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I didn't enjoy it, any second of it.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20The date could've been ten million times better if you weren't...boring.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21That's fine.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23You're just not my type of person.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- You're not mine, either. - That's sweet.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29I've made up my mind and my Sexy Beast is...
0:23:29 > 0:23:31RACHEL: (Christ's sake, don't make a mistake.)
0:23:31 > 0:23:33So will it be Beth... or Beth?
0:23:33 > 0:23:38As in, Beth, who he could bear to spend time with,
0:23:38 > 0:23:42or Beth, the one he didn't argue with continually.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44The bee, or not the bee.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46That is the question.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Beth.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54INCREDIBLE!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Shock waves are reverberating throughout the dating community.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00I'm so pleased. You're going to have such a good time.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01- Yeah, so much fun. - Yep.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03And Rachel is distraught!
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Oh, I'm so pleased I don't have to, like, go on a date with him,
0:24:08 > 0:24:09ever again.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14It feels...not great to be Conna's sexy beast.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16I was secretly hoping he wasn't going to pick me, but...
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Ooh! Beth reveals the sting in her tail right at the end.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Soon we'll all get to gauge the god for ourselves,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26but right now it's time to reveal the real Rachel.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29The green skin is going and the canny Geordie lass
0:24:29 > 0:24:32is out in the great wide open for all to see.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36# I can't live... #
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Och, whey-aye man!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40# If living is without you...
0:24:40 > 0:24:44# I can't live...
0:24:44 > 0:24:47# I can't give any more... #
0:24:47 > 0:24:52Will Conna's opinion change once he sees her face to face?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Well, let's find out.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Rachel will see Conna too but for that,
0:24:56 > 0:24:59you are going to have to wait a few more minutes.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Oh, my God! You actually look SO different!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04You look nothing like what I thought you'd look like.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07I know. I weren't expecting you to be so, like, glamorous
0:25:07 > 0:25:09considering you're so outdoorsy.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Oh, my God! Oh, my actual God!
0:25:12 > 0:25:13When I seen what he looked like
0:25:13 > 0:25:15I was actually really, really surprised.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17But I honestly did think he was going to be bald.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21I thought he was going to be bald and then, like, a fatter face.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24But, like, no, he looked completely different. It was such a shock.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Intriguing.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Not long until we see the sea god for real,
0:25:27 > 0:25:30but first - want to see what Beth actually looks like
0:25:30 > 0:25:32beneath those prosthetics?
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Well, mind your own beeswax!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Sorry, I was just having some PUN.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Here we go.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42# Oooh, baby, do you know what that's worth... #
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Bee-autiful! - # Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth...#
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Conna's going to be buzzing when he sees his winner.
0:25:57 > 0:26:02But is Conna all he says he is underneath his fishy frontage?
0:26:03 > 0:26:07# I am the one and only... #
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Oh, he is, as well!
0:26:12 > 0:26:13What a handsome chap!
0:26:15 > 0:26:16But is that enough?
0:26:16 > 0:26:19When the curtain drops, will the romance rise?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Hi, you all right?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Hey.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Oh, my God.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Ooh! Don't break her!
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- I didn't think you would be blonde. - Really?- No.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- What did you think I was going to be?- Brunette.- Really?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Yeah. That's nice. Nice surprise, though.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40She's a real pretty girl.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42She's really cute-looking but she's just not my type.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Personality-wise, maybe.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Just not looks-wise.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49And what kind of look does an ex-fish go for in a human lady?
0:26:49 > 0:26:51When the lights first came up and I see Rachel,
0:26:51 > 0:26:53I thought she was quite attractive.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Probably the closest to my type,
0:26:55 > 0:26:57considering I always go for dark hair.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Yes, after all that Conna actually prefers Rachel.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01Who'd have thought?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I thought he'd be a gym head,
0:27:03 > 0:27:05too long on the sun beds,
0:27:05 > 0:27:07gets his eyebrows done,
0:27:07 > 0:27:09bit of a quiff maybe, I don't know.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Too much gel.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12And I was just so right,
0:27:12 > 0:27:15so when the curtain dropped I just wasn't surprised, at all.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Both a little disheartened perhaps,
0:27:16 > 0:27:19but they did get on well earlier at the driving range
0:27:19 > 0:27:22and Conna's learnt so much on his journey.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Surely, they'd like to see each other again?
0:27:25 > 0:27:28There's only one way to find out if romance is still on the cards,
0:27:28 > 0:27:32and that's by offering free alcohol in a bar.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36If neither of them turn up then they really aren't interested.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Well, the love trap is set.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Who's going to carelessly wander into it and get snared?
0:27:43 > 0:27:48# And I would do anything for love But I won't... #
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Turn up politely at a bar for a chat over some free fizz.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Oh, honestly, I give up!
0:27:53 > 0:27:56And the lights go out,
0:27:56 > 0:27:59marking Sexy Beasts' most powerful love metaphor yet.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Ooh, very arty!
0:28:04 > 0:28:07And so our show ends with a lack of romance.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10It's perhaps fair to say there was never a chance.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14A challenge was set to change Conna's ways,
0:28:14 > 0:28:18But unless ordered by Mum, Conna never obeys.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21So the moral is, and someone really should tell him,
0:28:21 > 0:28:23that sea gods should never, ever
0:28:23 > 0:28:25wear double denim.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Good night, lovers everywhere. Sleep sexy.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31SHE CACKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY