0:00:02 > 0:00:04In a world where attraction is mostly based on looks,
0:00:04 > 0:00:07what would happen if you had to rely solely on your personality?
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Oh, my God!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Well, thanks to some horrifying monster make up...
0:00:11 > 0:00:13SHE SCREAMS That's horrible!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Oh, Lord.
0:00:15 > 0:00:16..we're going to find out.
0:00:16 > 0:00:21Will true love blossom when what you see is definitely not what you get?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24This is Sexy Beasts.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27This programme contains some strong language
0:00:27 > 0:00:30My relationship history is quite long.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33I'm only 21 but I've had four boyfriends
0:00:33 > 0:00:37but I always have a habit of dating my ex twice
0:00:37 > 0:00:40so I've actually had eight boyfriends but with four boys.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Meet fashion student Bethany, who knows what she wants.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49She's even got a check list.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52I like when they're muscly, someone who looks after themselves.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I like them tanned, I think cos I'm not naturally tanned.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I like them being well groomed. I really like an accent on a boy.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Essex is my favourite.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I quite like when boys where, like, their sports kit or their gym kit.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07I like short boys. I like good hair, a good head of hair.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10She's not asking for much, is she? Anything else?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13And if a boy will date you on a Friday or Saturday that's
0:01:13 > 0:01:16a good sign cos they're giving up their weekend for you.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Normally I get weeknight dates and I'm like,
0:01:18 > 0:01:19"Oh, I've got work tomorrow."
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Actually, I don't have a job but, yeah.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Aw. Well, let's hope our Hollywood prosthetic make over helps
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Bethany find the perfect weekend date.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29What does best friend Danielle think of what we've done?
0:01:29 > 0:01:34Oh, my God. What did they do?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36That's really, like...
0:01:36 > 0:01:38It's not even you in any way.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Her whole check list is just going to go out the window.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43She'll have to get to know someone.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46She can't let herself get distracted by what they look like.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Need to be drunk.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51So the witch hunt is on.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53We've got three sexy beastie boys
0:01:53 > 0:01:57waiting to hop on Bethany's broomstick. Who's first?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00If she's classy then she's got a good chance with me.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Big boobs, nice arse then she's all right.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06If a girl wears cheap leggings, she must know that she's going
0:02:06 > 0:02:08to have a dirty camel toe.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Lovely(!)
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Meet geriatric geezer, Scott.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I am definitely a typical Essex boy.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I like going out looking reem,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24just making sure that I'm just looking good for all the girls.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Maybe a few guys, never know.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Yes, it would be unfair of Scott to confine himself to just one gender.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32But that doesn't mean he's not fussy.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33I'm really harsh when I'm on a date.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36If I don't like something, I'll tell them straight up.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I don't like what they're wearing, I'll tell them.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I've walked out on plenty of dates.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43In the middle of the cinema, in a restaurant.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I even went paintballing with one.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I shot her, she freaked out, so I went.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52How unreasonable of her not to enjoy being romantically shot.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Let's bring in Scott's boss and best friend, Barry, to find out
0:02:55 > 0:02:58if Scott really is as charming as he seems to be.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Oh, Lord. Oh, gosh.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Fuck. Fuck!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06It's like looking at your dad.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08I just think he loves himself too much, that's all.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I think he needs to chill out and just find a nice girl friend.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- You know what? You should see him. - Yeah, but this isn't about me,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16it's about you. We're trying to find YOU somebody.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19So I need to spend more time on myself, don't I?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21No, you need to spend more time giving attention to
0:03:21 > 0:03:23the person you're going out with.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Well, that's him told. But will our wrinkly Romeo listen?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Before we find out, here's beast number two.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30My friends think I'm outgoing.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I never usually drink
0:03:32 > 0:03:35and no-one can even really tell cos I'm just a bit silly all the time.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Yeah, I was definitely raised with a lot of manners
0:03:38 > 0:03:40so I am quite polite
0:03:40 > 0:03:44and I do like to be a gentleman so that's really important to me.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53This is Ricardo. A triple-jumping PhD psychology student.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55So will he be using alien mind tricks
0:03:55 > 0:03:58to win over our single green witch?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01My psychology background won't necessarily give me an advantage.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03For me it's almost like an experiment
0:04:03 > 0:04:06to see how people interact with
0:04:06 > 0:04:11different faces and see how important personality really is.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Let's find out if you've got a personality, professor.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Here's best friend, James.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22That's amazing. The guy's got .moves like Jagger. He's just...
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I mean, he's quite a humble guy usually but,
0:04:24 > 0:04:26speaking the truth, he's...
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I mean, the competition's got no chance, to be honest.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33So, do we think Bethany is a prime candidate for some alien probing?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Before we decide, let's meet beast number three.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39As a full-time athlete, I'm always busy training
0:04:39 > 0:04:41and I never have time to go out clubbing
0:04:41 > 0:04:44and stuff and meet other people so I think this is a good
0:04:44 > 0:04:50way to find a person that I can date for a while and see where it goes.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53(Date for a while!) Date for a while.
0:04:53 > 0:04:58He's big, he's posh, meet Franken...Josh.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Who'd have thought being a potential Olympic rower
0:05:01 > 0:05:03would stop you getting dates?
0:05:03 > 0:05:07So does our 6'6" beast of a beast have any romantic tricks
0:05:07 > 0:05:09up his extra-long sleeves?
0:05:09 > 0:05:10I've got a few chat up lines.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13You know that old saying you can laugh a girl into bed.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Are you Jewish? Cos you Israeli hot. That's a good one.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Brilliant(!)
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Sometimes I go up to a girl and be like,
0:05:20 > 0:05:22"Halal, is it meat you're looking for?" Halal meat.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Yeah, no, thanks, Josh. I got it.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Time to bring in Josh's friend, Hugh.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- That's a vast improvement, isn't it? - Oh, cheers. Thank you very much.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Oh, God, he's got a ukulele.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Either that or it's normal guitar and they're both giants.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41# Josh is going on a date
0:05:41 > 0:05:42# Going on a date
0:05:42 > 0:05:45# He's going to find himself a mate
0:05:45 > 0:05:46# Hopefully a mate
0:05:46 > 0:05:50# He's going to get himself laid... #
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- If it turns out all right. - # Otherwise I might think he's gay. #
0:05:55 > 0:05:57I'm not gay.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01So...three monster men and one old witch.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Remember, the masks only come off when the dating is done.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Who will Bethany pick?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07If I told you that now, I'd ruin the show.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09So instead, let's enjoy some speed dating.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Each of our beastly bachelors has just five minutes to impress
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Bethany, using the power of personality.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Once she's met all three,
0:06:24 > 0:06:27the witch will ditch the one she likes the least.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30No pressure, boys, but the pressure is on.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33First into the witch's lair is Josh.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Hey, nice to meet you. My name's Josh.- I'm Bethany.- How are you?
0:06:39 > 0:06:44- Shall we have a little...monster kiss. How are you?- Good, thanks.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- So, what did they do to you then? - Not much. You?- Just my hair.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Do you like it?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52I think he's got the same kind of sense of humour as me.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54And we kind of vibed off each other so it's quite good.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58I don't normally find girls funny whatsoever. And she's hilarious.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00This is going really well!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02We could have a romance on our hands, folks,
0:07:02 > 0:07:05so long as Josh doesn't say anything stupid.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- What uni did you go to?- Brighton. I'm still there.- Brighton? OK.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I know a couple of people in Brighton.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Are you a fan of the nudist beach? - I haven't been there.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- I didn't know there was one.- No, there is.- Why have you been there?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Cos...- Now you sound weird.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I do not know where the nudist beaches was going.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24He obviously likes naked people so that's something to think about.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27And that was something to bring up on a first date, which was weird. Yeah.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30If I could do that again, the nudist beaches probably wouldn't be in it.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- Off nudity...- Right.- OK.- Good. - ..are you a fine diner
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- or are you, like, cheap and easy? - Cheap and easy sounds rude.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39No, not cheap and easy!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Ugh. He can't help himself!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44If you get a cocktail and name it after me, what would you call it?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- A what named after you?- A cocktail. - A cocktail named after you.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- From meeting me now, what would you name the cocktail?- The chin.- What?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51- What?- No.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53I kept going on about the chin. I hope it's not her chin.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55I hope it's a fucking prosthetic.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Chin. Just chin. Chin. Chin.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59If I've got a big chin underneath this
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- and that's what you're obsessed with, I'm going to be upset.- Nose.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- The nose as well.- That's so true.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I was actually quite nervous. I don't normally get nervous
0:08:07 > 0:08:09on a date because I can normally control things
0:08:09 > 0:08:13whereas, this, you can't fucking control, you know.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15So you've got to really be good.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Would you have sex with me with this on?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19No. Oh, that's so creepy.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20I'd probably have sex with you like that.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I wouldn't have sex with him, full stop.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24And especially not with the mask on.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28I'd put a bag on it or just not do it at all. But I'm glad he asked.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29That's nice.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Wow. She's easily pleased.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34So after the whirlwind of inappropriateness that was
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Josh's surprisingly successful speed date,
0:08:37 > 0:08:42time for Bethany to be mind-probed by Ricardo the bald alien.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Hi.- Hi.- I'm Bethany. Nice to meet you.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49You look like an Avatar thingy and a mouse. What do you do then?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50All sorts of different...
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I do triple jump and stuff related to that.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Is that the thing where you have a javelin thing and you,
0:08:54 > 0:08:56like, bounce over it? Is that not it?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- That's pole vault.- Is that not it?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00No, triple jump is where you jump three times.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Bethany, the clue is in the name.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- On what?- Just into a sandpit.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07He explained it very well.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10It is where you jump in a sandpit three times.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I think three different ways.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14There you have it, ladies and gentlemen,
0:09:14 > 0:09:16the Olympic legacy in all its glory.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Money well spent.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Whenever I say I'm a psychologist, the first thing people say is,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23"What am I thinking?" And I kind of know that they're thinking,
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- "He can't guess what I'm thinking." - But you can.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28If you know someone is a psychologist, you think they're
0:09:28 > 0:09:31analysing everything you do and say and there's a hidden meaning so
0:09:31 > 0:09:33I'd be like, "Oh, my God, what is he thinking?"
0:09:33 > 0:09:35I'd be so scared if you could read my mind all the time.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37She pointed herself at me,
0:09:37 > 0:09:42so she was definitely listening to the things I was saying.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44I did pick up a little bit of nervousness,
0:09:44 > 0:09:46because she restricted a lot of her movements.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- Actually, that reminds me, I also got you this present. - Oh, you're so cute!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- I totally forgot, because we were... - Shall I open it after?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55He got me an optical-illusion book, which was really cute
0:09:55 > 0:09:57and it went with the theme of the date.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Brownie points for that.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01What you see is not necessarily what you get,
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- so I thought I'd get you something. - That's really cute.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06In the end, I think it's pretty positive there for Ricardo.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I think the date went well. Overall, I can tell he's the kind of boy
0:10:09 > 0:10:13I should go for, because he got me a present and he was really gentlemanly and nice.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Finally, hoping to give Bethany his best shot -
0:10:17 > 0:10:20don't worry, we've checked him, he's not packing -
0:10:20 > 0:10:24it's the picky pocket-sized pensioner from, ha, Essex - Scott.
0:10:24 > 0:10:29- Hi.- Oh, God! They must've done a good job on you, then.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34- I'm from Essex. I don't do that. Kiss, kiss.- Dirty old man!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I think all Essex boys have a bit of charm, so he did well.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- He was really nice and complimentative.- What?!
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Oh, yes, it's always nice when people are "complementative"! Well done, Scott.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- What you're wearing is quite nice. - I tried. Thanks.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51The only thing I didn't like was the huge nose on her face.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54But, you know, that's just make-up at the end of the day.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55I just like having fun,
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I like looking good and having a good time, really.
0:10:57 > 0:11:03- I don't show off at all. But when I do need to show off, I do. - Yeah. What now?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Am I showing off? - Yeah. You're meant to.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08She actually said to me that I should be showing off,
0:11:08 > 0:11:11I thought, "You know what, I'm going to get in I've got a Range Rover,
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I'm going to get in I've got a Porsche.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18- I don't know cars, though. - I drive a Range Rover. - Oh, wait... What?!
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- At my house, I've actually got a stables.- Right.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- So I've got four horses, as well. - Right.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28I've never actually dated anyone that's been that flash. It would be different.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31How is about it is a bit of something to be wary of.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- You've got shares?- Yeah. - You make look like crap. I've got no job and you've got about ten!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- I'd definitely employ you. - I don't want to work for you. - As long as you have a good CV.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- I've got a decent CV.- OK. - Cheers.- We'll see.
0:11:42 > 0:11:47It was patronising and like, "I'm above you," because I'm currently not with job.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51I didn't realise he was hiring. Weirdest job interview ever.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- That's another thing you should know. I am bisexual. - Are you?! That's different.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57I'm a greedy little hit.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- That doesn't mean if you see someone, I'm like, "Does he find him fit?"- It's not like that.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04If you're in a relationship, and you both look at a certain lad,
0:12:04 > 0:12:06you're thinking, "Cor, check him out,"
0:12:06 > 0:12:09it doesn't mean you're going to go over there and shag him.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13It's really nice that he'll admit that to me on a first date and he's really open.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14That's quite reassuring.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18- Here's your present, because I thought you were going to be really horrible.- Why?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22- I do like nice-smelling hair. - "I'll show visible flakes the door with regular use."
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- Exactly.- That's so sweet. 'It was quite a weird present.'
0:12:26 > 0:12:28It was dandruff shampoo.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31I actually might use it and if we get a date, he can smell my hair
0:12:31 > 0:12:34and be like, "Cute, you used my shampoo, my gift."
0:12:34 > 0:12:37And with that ridiculous, but medicated gift,
0:12:37 > 0:12:39the speed dates are done.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Bethany the witch has met three hideous hunks,
0:12:42 > 0:12:44but she can't keep them all.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48It's time to bin a beast. Oh, I hope she's come to her decision.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- I've come to my decision. - Oh, That's a relief!
0:12:51 > 0:12:56Did Franken-Josh impress, or not, with his indecent proposal?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Does mind-reader Ricardo already know who is going home?
0:12:59 > 0:13:04Is Bethany already on the payroll at Scott Incorporated?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Hag lady, it's over to you.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Josh, I think that on our date, you were really confident
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- and sure of yourself, which is really nice.- OK.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20But, as a negative, you don't really have a filter from your brain to your mouth.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- It is something you need to watch. - OK.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Ricardo, on our date I thought you were really nice.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30You seemed really genuine and gentlemanly. And you got me a gift.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33As a negative, I think we were more stuck for conversation.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36It didn't flow as much as it did with the other boys.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39And, Scott, I think, on our date, you were really confident
0:13:39 > 0:13:41and sure of yourself, which I liked.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45As a negative, I think you maybe come across a bit arrogant.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50The beast that I'm binning is...
0:13:57 > 0:14:00..Ricardo.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04And we're a purple-headed alien down.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Ricardo was devastated.
0:14:05 > 0:14:11- PRETENDS TO SOB:- How can one man stand so much pain? It's almost too hard to watch!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I'm not feeling too bad. I'm all right.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Bethany was right that we weren't particularly talkative on the date.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21I'm not sure how he's going to cope, to be honest.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23But, before we send him back to the mother ship,
0:14:23 > 0:14:27it's time to reveal what lies beneath Ricardo's reptilian facade.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32# Where did you come from, baby? #
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Oh, dear, the triple-jumper's a triple hunk
0:14:35 > 0:14:37and Bethany's binned him.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Time for everyone else to behold the real Ricardo.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47Oh, wow! You don't look anything like what I thought you'd looked like at all.
0:14:47 > 0:14:53- It was maybe the alien mask! - Wrong decision. I know. Bye, guys!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56I think I am quite gutted. He wasn't what I thought he looked like.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58If I saw him in a bar, I would definitely fancy him.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01He's thrown me off, because he looks nothing like what I thought.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05So, obviously, the image I've got of Josh and Scott in my head must be completely off.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10So Bethany is left with Little and Large to take on second dates,
0:15:10 > 0:15:13after which she will choose one of them as her sexy beast.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17It's all to play for. Let's see what Josh has got.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28So where does a haggard crone take Frankenstein's monster on a date?
0:15:28 > 0:15:32Well, dancing, of course. Or, more specifically, swinging,
0:15:32 > 0:15:35though not in the way inappropriate Josh would probably like.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38# I've got a sheet for my bed And a pillow for my head...
0:15:38 > 0:15:40She seems to have a quite a nice, athletic body,
0:15:40 > 0:15:46so she should be suited to this. So, when we get it on later...
0:15:46 > 0:15:47HE LAUGHS
0:15:47 > 0:15:51He literally cannot help himself. Dirty boy!
0:15:51 > 0:15:54So as a witch and an undead monster dance the night away,
0:15:54 > 0:15:56is Josh sweeping Bethany off her feet?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59No, he's stamping on them.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03If they say dancing is like making love, I don't think this is a good sign,
0:16:03 > 0:16:05because it's a bit flumsy.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09But, yeah... Is "flumsy" a word? It is now, yeah.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Flumsy or not, they seem to be getting along marvelloush-ly.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19What a delight-abulous couple.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22He's been quite gentlemanly. I think he's learned his lesson.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Yeah, you look so good dancing. - I know.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26# She's might fine I said she's all mine
0:16:26 > 0:16:28# And nothing's gonna bring me down. #
0:16:28 > 0:16:30CHEERING
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Look at this, as the class draws to a close,
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Josh has swept Bethany right off her feet.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- No, piss off!- What do you mean? - Lift me up? No.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Aw, it's like Beauty and the Beast.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Only with two beasts.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Right, get off now, come on.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- High five.- Oh!
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Beastly boogie over, our hideous pair withdraw
0:16:57 > 0:17:01to a quiet, romantic watering hole for the date to continue.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08The dancing was awesome, completely original, something I wouldn't normally do.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12We decided to go to a bar and find out a bit more about each other.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Are we sitting here? Do you want to sit down? I'll get you a drink.
0:17:16 > 0:17:21I think he enjoyed it. I've not done a date how I've done it today.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Dancing was nice, different.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26G and T, please,
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- with the works - lemon and lime - please.- Lemon and lime?!
0:17:29 > 0:17:33I think you mean ice, Josh. It's gin, not 7 Up.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35It's quite weird. It feels almost like I know her.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Cheers! - Such good dancing.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40You said I didn't get your present, but I did. Do you want it?
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- That's like you knew you were going to be picked. - Why wouldn't you pick me?!
0:17:44 > 0:17:49Yeah, such was Josh's confidence, he kept his speed-date gift back until now.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Either that, or he just forgot before.
0:17:51 > 0:17:56- Open your eyes!- Ah!- A special camera!- That's quite good. What do you mean, "quite good"?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- That's really good.- It's awesome.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01So much thought went into that. Now you can remember our date.
0:18:01 > 0:18:07- I can take selfies.- Yeah. Watch this, ready. There you go.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- OK.- Right, you ready? Get in, come on.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I get on with him really well. I wasn't expecting it.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15When I picked him from speed dating, I was like, "He's arrogant,
0:18:15 > 0:18:17trust me to pick someone who is really arrogant."
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Beaut.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23Once I got to know him and he's not showing off... I think he's calmed down.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25He's been more himself and we got on really well.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29I think I do fancy him, which is quite nice, because I haven't seen his face.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34I think we do the reveal and he's not as... He can't be bad looking compared to how we look now.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Scott is going to have to step his game up,
0:18:36 > 0:18:39if he's going to win this and knock me off the pedestal,
0:18:39 > 0:18:43because our date went awesome today. So, good luck, Scott.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Uber-confidence from the big man, who thinks he's got Bethany smitten.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49How will our own Benjamin Button fare on date two?
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Well, he's taking the old witch down the funfair. We've all done it.!
0:18:56 > 0:19:00And Scott begins in the traditional manner of failing to win a soft toy for Bethany.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05There is something wrong with the game!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Then they take a spin on the dogems!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Scared the life out of me!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Nothing's as romantic as whiplash, after all.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17And Scott cruises for some man-points,
0:19:17 > 0:19:20by admitting to previously getting his buff little bod out for money.
0:19:20 > 0:19:26- I used to be a topless butler.- Where did you do that?- I used to do it all around Essex.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31It's hard not to think of them naked when they tell you they were a butler in the buff
0:19:31 > 0:19:34so I do think he might have a good body. It's hard not to imagine that.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Well I'm having no trouble not imagining it, but each to their own.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41And the sharing continues as our couple test their strength.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- I'm stronger than you.- You're stronger than me!- I know.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46So what was your actual worst date?
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- He tried to put my hand on his penis during the film.- For real?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Yeah, during a horror film.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- And it's your first date?- Yeah! - What a knob.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Scott's absolutely right. Everyone knows that's a third date at least!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59My worst one was probably...
0:19:59 > 0:20:03It was actually in London, and she said let's go on the Boris Bikes...
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- Oh, I wanna do that!- Oh, don't , please don't.- My mum won't let me go on it.
0:20:07 > 0:20:12- I wouldn't let you go on one.- Why? Are they dangerous?- It's the biggest turn off in my life?- Why?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I don't like seeing girls ride bikes.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- That's really weird.- It is.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18That's quite rude. And I also want to go on a bike ride,
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I think that's really cute and romantic,
0:20:20 > 0:20:23but now that's really off the cards so that's not going to happen.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27- The bad date was because you made it a bad date, not because of her. - No, no, she got on the bike!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Oh, Scott if he's not shooting them, he's sending them on their bik!
0:20:30 > 0:20:34He didn't really sell himself there, I'm going to keep that in mind, I think.
0:20:34 > 0:20:40I just hate girls on push bikes. Do not like it. Turn off.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Right... And what better way to end a romantic date
0:20:42 > 0:20:46at an unromantic arcade, than snuggling up in a photo booth?
0:20:46 > 0:20:52- Are you good at posing?- Yes.- Hello and welcome to Photo Expression.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Love.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58- Love?- Soulmates.- Soulmates?
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Now it's time to position yourself for your photo session.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Your face!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I think they're smitten!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08I bet we look ugly from every angle.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Three, two, one!
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Awww...they look repulsive.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16I'm really tanned, that's good.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Surprisingly, Scott and Bethany have hit it off under
0:21:20 > 0:21:24the neon lights, time for a quick romantic stroll by the river.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Be gentle!
0:21:27 > 0:21:32- Flirting, I'm with a boy. - I don't mind! I don't mind other boys flirting.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36- I like the way you're getting the attention, though.- I know! I'm fit, I can do this.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40All right, darlin'? How's it going?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43I'm pleasantly surprised by today with Scott.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47I think I would like to meet up with him again, just because we got on really well.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- What would be your best date? Ideally.- You know what? I'd probably go back to an arcade.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Because you're not stuck.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Because I set the bar!- You have set a high bar.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58But you didn't win me anything, which I thought you would do.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- Oh.- I'm writing that down. That's noted. Awkward.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06You know what? She has definitely surprised me, indeed. She's great.
0:22:06 > 0:22:12She's a laugh, I like her. I definitely think I rate better than Josh. 100%.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Scott's confident, but so was Josh.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20With the dates over, which of our latex lovers will Bethany prefer on the back of her broomstick?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22And which will she turn into a frog?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I definitely learned from this experience that I am very vain,
0:22:25 > 0:22:30but I think I might appreciate now looks and stuff and not care as much.
0:22:30 > 0:22:37Might not put as much makeup on. And I won't stare at people who look like...witches.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Right...that's, that's good.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42It's time to find out who is Bethany's Sexy Beast..
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Will it be Josh?
0:22:44 > 0:22:47He may have asked her for sex in a rubber mask within
0:22:47 > 0:22:51minutes of meeting her, but has he also swept her off her feet?
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Or will it be Scott?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54He has a crippling fear of ladies on bicycles
0:22:54 > 0:22:56and he also gave her shampoo as a gift.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58That's so sweet.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02But then he does also own several luxury cars and some horses.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Decision time and then the masks are coming off.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I'm going to start with positives and negatives.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14So, Josh, I actually really liked you.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17I thought you were really arrogant, but because my bar was so low,
0:23:17 > 0:23:20you definitely surpassed it and you were really nice.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Dancing was, you put in a really good effort, that was cute.
0:23:24 > 0:23:29I thought you'd have been a good leader, but you weren't. That's fine.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34- Practice makes perfect.- Right, OK. - And negatives, I think you are quite pervy.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Are you a fan of the nudist beach? - Now you sound weird.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41You need to watch your mouth. Less about nudity, less about sexual stuff.
0:23:41 > 0:23:48Just keep it clean because I've actually only known you for a few days.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52Scott, with our date there was never an awkward silence and stuff. And we have got a lot in common.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55You spoiled me, which is cute, I've never really had that.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59And you said about meeting again, which is nice.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Negatives would be, you do make a point of how successful you are...
0:24:03 > 0:24:04You said show off in front of you.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08At my house I've actually got stables.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Right.- I've got four horses as well. - Right.
0:24:11 > 0:24:16- And that I'd have to work for you, maybe?- I didn't say work for me, I said if you fancy it come along.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- And be interviewed.- I'd have to interview you. Company policy. Sorry.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Sorry to break hearts, boys. My sexy beast is...
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Josh.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Victory for the giant walking corpse! Result!
0:24:42 > 0:24:43That's such a relief!
0:24:43 > 0:24:47So Franken-Josh has won the wizened heart of our craggy faced witch.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49But when the real Scott is revealed,
0:24:49 > 0:24:52will Bethany regret her decision?
0:24:52 > 0:24:56When she sees me I reckon she's going to realise what a mistake she's actually made.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59She's going to realise I am actually gorgeous.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Yeah, someone's not quite grasped the point of all this. Anyway
0:25:03 > 0:25:06let's peel back the years, or three hours of make-up
0:25:06 > 0:25:09and get a look at what Scott reckons all the fuss is about.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14# When I think about you I touch myself...#
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Unfortunately for Scott she didn't. Will Bethany
0:25:17 > 0:25:19regret binning the old boy?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22They're about to get a good look at each other.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26But you'll have to wait just a bit longer to see her though.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Oh, my god! You're really good looking, that's really annoying.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32The show did well.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36I definitely wanted her to think that I was attractive,
0:25:36 > 0:25:40and I'm hoping it's going to spoil her fun with the tall one.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43The one that shall not be named.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Yeah, it's Josh. He was transformed into a witch attracting
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Frankenstein's monster, and this is what's lies beneath.
0:25:51 > 0:25:57Oh, hello, rower! You can see why he's a potential Olympian?
0:25:57 > 0:26:03And now for Bethany, we've come to know her as massive nose, wrinkles
0:26:03 > 0:26:05and a chinny chin, chin.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08But ding-dong the witch is dead!
0:26:08 > 0:26:16She is blonde, she is lovely but will they both like what they see?
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Oh my god!- You look amazing.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24You look how I though you would look.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28- Oh, really? Is that a good thing?- I am so good.- That mask changes you complately.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Yes, I am very happy seeing my beast. He is really good looking.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36When I turned around and finally saw her it was really good,
0:26:36 > 0:26:40better than I expected, actually, which is really cool.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43He seemed quite genuinely happy, I think, so it should be OK.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47But now the masks are off, one question remains -
0:26:47 > 0:26:50do Bethany and Josh actually want to see each other again?
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Well, this table is booked for 8pm and the champagne is on ice.
0:26:54 > 0:27:00All they have to do, to signify their intentions, is turn up.
0:27:00 > 0:27:06And Josh is here! That's one! But has he made a mistake? Is the old witch coming as well?
0:27:06 > 0:27:12Ohhh! Could this be the beginning of something special?
0:27:12 > 0:27:17- Oh, thank god!- How are you?- Good. - Thank god you turned up!
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Nice to see you. And you.
0:27:18 > 0:27:23This experience has been one of the best things I've done, I think. I've defintely learned a lot about myself.
0:27:23 > 0:27:29Before I was all about looks, I was conscious of the way I looked. I always had to look nice.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31It really shows that it's what's inside that counts.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34The fact that she's beautiful is just a complete bonus.
0:27:34 > 0:27:39I think I've definitely changed my type and, maybe not even have a type
0:27:39 > 0:27:42and just try and go for personality and who I'd get on well with.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44So we'll see how it goes. Hopefully it'll have a happy ending.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51So Bethany has chosen Franken-Josh He's massive, inappropriate,
0:27:51 > 0:27:52and a little bit posh.
0:27:52 > 0:27:58Cpp;But she liked him more than Ricardo and Scott, despite all his protestations that he had the lot
0:27:58 > 0:27:5963 plate Range Rover.
0:27:59 > 0:28:04So what have we learned, now our fairytale's done?
0:28:04 > 0:28:08This time beastly love blossomed. Goodbye everyone.