0:00:02 > 0:00:04This programme contains strong language.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07In a world where attraction is based on looks, what happens
0:00:07 > 0:00:09if you have to rely solely on your personality?
0:00:09 > 0:00:13- Well, thanks to some horrifying monster make-up...- That's horrible!
0:00:13 > 0:00:14..we're going to find out.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Fuck! It's like looking at your dad.
0:00:17 > 0:00:22Will true love blossom when what you see is definitely not what you get?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24This is Sexy Beasts.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32I'd say I'm quite confident about my looks. I'm not saying I'm amazing
0:00:32 > 0:00:35but I'd say I've definitely got something that appeals.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# I'm on the highway to hell... #
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Meet Alex - he's a personal trainer and a part-time wrestler...
0:00:44 > 0:00:47My wrestling name is The Heartbreaker, Alex Kidd.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49This going to sound so cheesy when I say it.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Well, maybe a bit, but ladies - this man is single
0:00:52 > 0:00:55and looking for love. It's been six months
0:00:55 > 0:00:59since Alex had a girlfriend, and dating has not been good to him.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02I did have one date that I took her out for, like, a coffee.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Her ex was right behind us.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07As I went to the toilet and came back, she was with her ex again.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09So it was a bit awkward, I had to leave.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12But if a lady does stick around longer than it takes to have a wee,
0:01:12 > 0:01:16there is one thing they won't get from Alex - a romantic meal out.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I'm very fussy when it comes to food.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20No fruits, no vegetables, no meat, really.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22A date going for a meal is ruined.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Fussy little devil, isn't he?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27We've transformed Alex with state-of-the-art prosthetics,
0:01:27 > 0:01:30so are looks normally important to him?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Best friend Callum can tell us.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- An improvement, mate.- Oh, thanks. - No problem, mate.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I think he looks in the mirror for about an hour before we go out.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- He tries to get a pump on.- A what?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43You do a few press ups, makes your chest look a bit bigger.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46I haven't got a pump on right now, obviously, this shirt is
0:01:46 > 0:01:48tight fitting so if I got a pump on right now, I'd probably rip it.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Happens to me all the time.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52So what does Alex like in a lady?
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Now, that's a good question. - Boobs or bum?- Ooh. BOTH: Boobs.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Aaah, see.- Oh, boys.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Well, we have six boobs for Alex to pretend not to look at today,
0:02:02 > 0:02:05the first pair belong to a werewolf.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Obvs.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I'd love a guy to just kiss me in the rain,
0:02:09 > 0:02:11very much like Breakfast At Tiffany's.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15I like small gestures like that that are a little bit kind of cute.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19# Aaoooo, werewolves of London. #
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Ah - meet Charlotte,
0:02:22 > 0:02:25a PR consultant who's looking for romance.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29And she really is looking. She's had a LOT of first dates.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31They have all gone really well, actually.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I have come away feeling, yeah, that was a good date.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Haven't had a second one, though!
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Oh, dear.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Maybe I'm just a little scary? I have been told I can be.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43So maybe I'm not nice enough?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Here's best friend Emily. She's come to tell us
0:02:46 > 0:02:48what Charlotte looks for in a man.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Raah!
0:02:52 > 0:02:56I think intelligence is the main thing that attracts her to guys.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58She likes guys with receding hairlines.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Well, does Alex have a receding hairline
0:03:02 > 0:03:04under that receding hairline?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07We won't find out until later when the dating is done - meanwhile,
0:03:07 > 0:03:09here's girl number two.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14My dating history isn't very successful.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18I get quite intense quite quickly, I think. Maybe that is my problem.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22And I drink a lot of wine on first dates, which isn't the best idea.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Meet Vicky - an events manager with a chequered dating past.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30# I lost my heart to a starship trooper... #
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I have married myself off after one date before.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I was definite that he was the one.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39There was definitely a drunk phone call but I don't recall any of it
0:03:39 > 0:03:41but I'm pretty sure I told him he was the one
0:03:41 > 0:03:43and there may have been a song as well.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45He didn't ever text back, ever.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49So she acts weird, but does Vicky usually look this weird?
0:03:49 > 0:03:54In terms of looks I'd probably give myself five on a normal day
0:03:54 > 0:03:59and, if I put a bit of, you know, two bras on and a nice dress,
0:03:59 > 0:04:00I would give myself a six.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03So who would be Vicky Two-bras' ideal man?
0:04:03 > 0:04:08Leonardo DiCaprio. He is just sexy and he is talented.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13And apparently he's very...meaty.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Dirty girl!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18This show's all about what's on the inside.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Here's best friend Chloe with more insight.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Brace yourselves.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- That looks nothing like you. - I know, that's the whole point.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33She kind of gets quite nervous sometimes
0:04:33 > 0:04:36and she will compensate by saying stuff which is a bit awkward,
0:04:36 > 0:04:39like, did you love your ex-girlfriend?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42That is never a good thing to say to anyone,
0:04:42 > 0:04:45especially when you are in bed with them!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Oh, Alex.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49You've got a long day ahead of you,
0:04:49 > 0:04:53but things are looking up - lady three is a beauty queen!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55At the moment, I'm currently Miss West Yorkshire.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57People say I'm quite high maintenance.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01If I want something, I have to get what I really want, because I won't settle for less.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03# She's a monster... #
0:05:03 > 0:05:05As a high maintenance beauty queen,
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Belindah is used to the high life.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11My best date was when I went to McDonald's with my date.
0:05:11 > 0:05:16It was actually quite all right. We had jokes and it was good.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Classy.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Here's friend Kat with more.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- Aagh! That's horrible! - Do you not like it?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27She is definitely not looking for a fling.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31She is looking for somebody who will treat her right
0:05:31 > 0:05:34and pretty much does as she says, I think!
0:05:35 > 0:05:40So, three lady beasts and one horny devil - the masks only
0:05:40 > 0:05:42come off when the dating is done.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Who will Alex choose?
0:05:44 > 0:05:45We start with the speed dates.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57There he is...sipping his water..
0:05:57 > 0:05:59blending in with his chair.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Each of our hideous ladies have just five minutes to impress him
0:06:02 > 0:06:04using their personalities alone.
0:06:04 > 0:06:10Once he's met all three, Lucif-Alex will toss one into the burning
0:06:10 > 0:06:14fires of hell - or, they'll be leaving the show.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17First into the devil's lair is the Home Counties werewolf
0:06:17 > 0:06:19in London, Charlotte.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Hi, how are you? Charlotte. - I'm good thanks, Alex.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Lovely to meet you.- And you.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26So, what have your past relationships been like?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Um... They've been all right, actually,
0:06:30 > 0:06:33the relationships have been really good.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38- Do you do much dating? - Disasters, mainly!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I think that's perhaps the most intense date
0:06:40 > 0:06:43I have ever had in my life!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I have never been asked so many questions about relationships
0:06:46 > 0:06:49and myself in succession before!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Oh, Oh, dear. So bit of a dodgy start from the dating demon,
0:06:52 > 0:06:57but I have faith. Come on, Alex, say something earth-trembling.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Do much at the weekends?- 'Oh!' - I'm usually in London at the weekend.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Do you do much in the weeks?
0:07:03 > 0:07:04No!
0:07:04 > 0:07:10- Yeah, I started work on Monday. - What you go for in a guy?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12The ability to hold an intellectual conversation
0:07:12 > 0:07:14is really important in a guy.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22OK. So... Let's see, let's see...
0:07:24 > 0:07:26My date with Charlotte went OK.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28She talked about having an intellectual conversation
0:07:28 > 0:07:31and being able to hold one, which sort of worried me
0:07:31 > 0:07:32because I wasn't sure what level.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36I'm not sure he is the kind of guy I would normally go for.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40He seems to be a bit on the petite side.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42But I have got some short friends and they are lovely.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Er - let's move on.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51Next trying to woo our Available Antichrist is Squiddy Belindah.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- You look nice. - Thank you very much.- Nice horns.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- I like your tentacles, yes. - My tentacles?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58All day I have been calling them testicles!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00HE LAUGHS
0:08:00 > 0:08:05- Do you want to feel?- Nice. - Can I feel your horns?- Go for it.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Oh, that's good.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- What do you do?- Me, well, I go to college. And I'm in a pageant.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- I'm Miss West Yorkshire.- Pretty good. How much preparation do you need?
0:08:15 > 0:08:20Quite a lot of preparation, walking and so on. It's quite hard.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22What would you say you really go for in a guy?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Someone, like, hench, I like. Like, oh, yeah.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29It is good for me that she likes hench guys, as she put it.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Obviously means she's quite into the muscles
0:08:31 > 0:08:34so that is definitely something that is quite appealing, really.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- What would be your favourite date? - Perfect date, probably having a dinner.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Oh, bollocks.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42A romantic dinner! This devil's worst nightmare.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- I'm really picky with food. Really fussy.- Oh, my God, so am I!
0:08:45 > 0:08:50I can't help it. I can't eat certain foods. I thought I was the only one!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I thought I was.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Phew. Back in the game.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56It's quite perfect that she's picky with food, same as me,
0:08:56 > 0:08:59which obviously means she's not desperate
0:08:59 > 0:09:01to have a nice romantic meal.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I can't have certain foods but he's fussy, so... Which is kind of good.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07I have found someone like me.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Wow. They've got so much in common - it's a match made in hell.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Overall, I thought that was actually quite all right.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Do I like his personality or do I just like him for his looks?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18It is definitely not his looks, so I think it is his personality.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Well, that seemed to go very well.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Space Oddity Vicky is going to have to do something pretty special
0:09:24 > 0:09:29to beat that. And I can confirm she is only wearing one bra.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34- Oh, wow. Are you OK?- Wow. Hello, nice to meet you.- Same here.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36You look very horny!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:09:38 > 0:09:42The horny joke, I think she meant that to break the ice which was
0:09:42 > 0:09:46very good, if I hadn't forgotten that I had horns on my head.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- I have got you a present. There you go.- Thank you very much.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- You have to open them now though. - I have to open it now? OK.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Ooh and it's chocolates! Everyone loves chocolates!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00And that one, that's the morning after pill.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01- What?!- OK.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06- I just thought, just to show you that I'm organised.- Yeah.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07That was a bit forward.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Maybe that's what she was hoping for, I don't know,
0:10:10 > 0:10:13but it's not what was on my agenda to do in the near future.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17I think I scared the shit out of him, if I'm honest.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Do you have any pets?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- I have cats. I live with my mum.- You live with your mum and you have cats?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Why don't I just put two crosses in the old book?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Well, it's still early days, Vicky. Maybe Hell Boy can beguile you
0:10:30 > 0:10:31with his chat.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Do you hang out with friends a lot? - 'Genius.'
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Not just dating, oh, my God, that makes me sound like a loser.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I like the adrenaline of going on a date.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44It is sort of like wrestling, if it goes well.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47If it goes well, hopefully! Fingers crossed it goes well.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50She's a very nice girl, yes, but I think the fact
0:10:50 > 0:10:53she was very forward made me feel a bit uncomfortable at first.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58He didn't, you know, the earth didn't move for me, if I'm honest.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01It's a shame because I was really excited about meeting him.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Our ladies have all fraternised with the devil
0:11:04 > 0:11:08and he must now bin one off, based purely on personality.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Will he make the right choice?
0:11:13 > 0:11:14It's time for...
0:11:14 > 0:11:17SCARY VOICE: The dating apocalypse!
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Part One.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Hello, ladies.- ALL: Hello.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Single red demon Alex has made his decision.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I've made my decision.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Told you - and one of these beautiful,
0:11:27 > 0:11:30revolting freaks is about to be unmasked, and shown the door.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Will SheWolf Charlotte get her kiss in the rain?
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Did Belindah, the most beautiful woman in West Yorkshire,
0:11:40 > 0:11:43impress with her accidental testicles?
0:11:43 > 0:11:49Will Vicky be needing the, erm, special item from her chocolate box?
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Take it away, Satan.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Belindah. You are very flirty, which is good.
0:11:56 > 0:12:02You had a good sense of humour. At times, maybe a little too flirty.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I didn't think I was too flirty, but, yeah.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Vicky, you seem like you could be a real laugh.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13But sometimes, I think you are too forward.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Well, yeah, I mean, I can learn from that.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Charlotte, you are quite talkative, which is good,
0:12:20 > 0:12:23but on an intellectual level, we're not quite evenly matched.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- I know too much about Shakespeare, for you, maybe?- That may be it.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Although, do you know we share the same birthday? You didn't ask that.
0:12:32 > 0:12:37- You and Shakespeare? - We do. There we go. OK.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40The beast that I'm binning is...
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- ..Charlotte. - 'And the wolf is slain!'
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- Sorry, very lovely girl. - That's OK.- Nice to meet you. - Lovely to meet you, too.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53So I am first out.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56I'm quite disappointed that I've got to take the make-up off now.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00I really wanted to go out tonight to a bar or something wearing it,
0:13:00 > 0:13:01to see what people acted like.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04I may even have met somebody else in a bar wearing this.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Charlotte seems to have coped with the tragedy of missing
0:13:06 > 0:13:09out on Alex remarkably well.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12But before we set her free to go hunting down boys in the rain,
0:13:12 > 0:13:15it's time to reveal the real Charlotte.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Wow! Well, that's a surprise.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Oh, dear.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Alex binned a beauty. Time for everyone to see for the first time,
0:13:31 > 0:13:33what he's missed out on.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- Wow, you are really pretty. - You are smoking hot.- Thanks.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I think Charlotte is very pretty.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45If she had a personality to match her looks then she would have been perfect.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48You are really pretty, I can tell, cos he's definitely got the horn.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50He's got a third horn.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Can we just get this clear, I haven't, by the way,
0:13:54 > 0:13:57for all of those going, has he? Hasn't he? I haven't.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Not down there, just to be clear.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00So what have we learnt?
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Well, Alex definitely doesn't have an erection. Good.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06But Belindah also learned something.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09There's now a tiny elephant in the room.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I was quite nervous for Alex to come in, but when he did,
0:14:11 > 0:14:13he was like, really, really short.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14And I was like...
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Wow. I like boys who are tall.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21When went on the date, he was sat down, so he didn't look as short.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24But when I seen him, I was like, oh, my God!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26But obviously, me and Alex got along,
0:14:26 > 0:14:28so we will see how the date goes.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Can Alex recover from this trauma?
0:14:31 > 0:14:35He's about to take Belindah and Vicky on second dates,
0:14:35 > 0:14:40after which he'll choose one weird alien girl to be his sexy beast.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42First up, it's Vicky.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44I'm sexy and I know it.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49# Tonight we'll dance
0:14:49 > 0:14:55# I'll be yours and you'll be mine... #
0:14:56 > 0:15:00And the big news on date number one is that hell has frozen over.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Yes, Beelzebalex and Beaky Vicky have gone ice skating.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Or more specifically, ice trying-not-to-fall-over-ing.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12This is not my ideal of trying to make somebody think I'm sexy.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16This is how I would be walking home from a night out in my high heels.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- Really?- Yeah.- I don't want... - Can I hold on to your horns?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Horns? No, don't hold on to them, they'll fall off.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23The date is going really well.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26I was a bit worried that it was going to be not much talking
0:15:26 > 0:15:27because of the fact that we are on ice
0:15:27 > 0:15:30and we have got to try to stay up, but it is going really well.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31# Ice, ice, baby. #
0:15:31 > 0:15:34You say that Alex, while you're chatting, history may have
0:15:34 > 0:15:38repeated itself - your date's gone off with someone else!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I haven't ice skated since I was a fat kid at school.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44And usually, the only ice I have on my second date is in my gin
0:15:44 > 0:15:45and tonic, so...
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Do you want me to get you one of those penguins?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I would love you to go and get me one of those penguin things.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52A penguin. Genius.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55# I can be your hero, baby... #
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Chivalry is alive and well and floundering across the ice,
0:15:59 > 0:16:01scaring children.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I think this is worse. I feel like I am in a sex position,
0:16:03 > 0:16:05like an old lady in a Zimmer frame.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I know you've gone to the effort, but...it's not for me.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Sorry.- Leave it there. They'll never notice.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Can I ask something really rude?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Yeah, go on. - It's really rude.- Yeah?- OK.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22So my friend, she dates a guy who, like, goes to the gym
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- and he drinks those protein shakes. - Oh, yeah.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28And I wonder, if she gives him blow jobs, will she get really muscly?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30HE LAUGHS
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- Honestly?- No, no, no.- No?- No, it goes straight to your muscles.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37It's something you have got to ask, though.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Nobody has ever asking that question before in my life.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I think she was asking for personal reasons
0:16:41 > 0:16:43in case it may happen in the future.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46I think personally, she was trying to come onto me a little bit,
0:16:46 > 0:16:47but who knows?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51I tried to spice it up a bit.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54The best topic to do that is blow jobs, really.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59So ice-dancing with the devil was, appropriately, hell for Vicky.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Can they bond over some apres-ice ice cream?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03So, what would you normally do on a second date?
0:17:05 > 0:17:06On a second date?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Not being too graphic. - No, I'm joking, that's fine.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15What about height, how do you feel about that?
0:17:15 > 0:17:20- What do I feel about height?- Yeah. - I have had short guys before.- Yeah?
0:17:20 > 0:17:24- These horns add inches.- I know, yes. I'm getting a little bit taller.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27OK, get in.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Don't knock me out with your horns.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Aw, they do make a great disgusting-looking couple.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Got anything to say about the date, Alex?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Thought it was going to be a lot worse than it was. But, it was OK.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40No? Never mind. OK. Vicky.
0:17:40 > 0:17:46I did think he was really sweet but, no, not really.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Oh, dear - it's not Kanye and Kim, is it?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53However, Alex still has one date left - bring on Belindah!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57This is London's trendy Portobello Road,
0:17:57 > 0:18:01home to one of the most famous markets in the world.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Beauty Queen Belindah is on a date with Satan.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05so if you're romancing the antichrist,
0:18:05 > 0:18:07what' the first thing you ask?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Are you religious? - I used to be quite religious.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13It's calmed down a bit after I stopped going to church
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- and stuff like that, so...- Why?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17I just sort of, I had different beliefs.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Things started popping up, could this be true, could that be true?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Do you go to church? Or pray?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Yeah, I go to church with my grandma and my mum sometimes.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28If she ever found out that I was going out with the devil,
0:18:28 > 0:18:30she would go, wow, what are you doing? Yeah.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34She would be like, babe, I bless you with the holy spirit!
0:18:34 > 0:18:37The date begins with a walk around some of the vintage clothing stalls -
0:18:37 > 0:18:41trying on hats, trying on feathery things,
0:18:41 > 0:18:43and trying on coats - but there's not much chat.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49He is definitely not what I expected.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52I thought he was outgoing, and chatty.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53But he seems very, very quiet.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57But maybe things could change, because I haven't finished yet.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01But salvation is at hand, in the shape of a cheese and wine cafe.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04A food-related finale. With the world's fussiest demon.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06What could possibly go wrong?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I'm going to be sick. I will be sick.
0:19:09 > 0:19:14- You have to try brie.- Do I have to? Do I really have to?- Yeah.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- Just a little bit. Come on. - I will be sick. Go on, then.
0:19:18 > 0:19:23You're meant to be a wrestler! One, two... No cheating!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Go.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Is it nice?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Very different.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Do you like it? - Yeah, yeah, it is nice.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Think you can eat a bit more, then? - It's nice.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Just had to go for it and shut my eyes
0:19:39 > 0:19:41and hope that it didn't taste that bad.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42My favourite cheese is red Leicester
0:19:42 > 0:19:44and there was nothing like that there.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Ooh wine, they'll be thrilled!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Um... I don't drink.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Oh. Whose idea was this?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Shall I just try it?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54It doesn't attract me.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Do you like it?
0:19:57 > 0:19:58It leaves a horrible aftertaste.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00That's 34 quid a bottle!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Oh, just wash it down with cheese.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Ready? One, two, three...
0:20:08 > 0:20:13- It's different... Very different. - Ugh.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Yes, you are watching Satan himself retching on cheese
0:20:16 > 0:20:18on the Portobello Road. You're welcome, Britain!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Do you not like it?- No. I can't eat it.- You know you want to.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- I hate oranges, I'll be sick. - I'll let you stroke me test... me tentacles.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- You what?- You know what I said!
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Hang on, is it just me
0:20:30 > 0:20:34or are these two actually bonding over a mutually fussy palate?
0:20:34 > 0:20:40# Daddy, I've fallen for a monster
0:20:40 > 0:20:44# He got a black heart... #
0:20:44 > 0:20:48- I've got hiccups.- Have you?- Yeah. Are you ready? One, two...
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- That's not too bad. - You like that one?- It's not bad.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Maybe not!- That wasn't a nice look!- Maybe not.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02I'm actually quite happy that we did that,
0:21:02 > 0:21:04because we got to connect more, and I got to know more about him.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08- Ugh!- He is actually quite outgoing. I like that.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Quite flirty again, a little bit.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14She's quite nice, quite talkative and we had a bit of a laugh, which is good.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Demonic dating time is over.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19So Beasts, tell us, what the Hell was that like?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23To be honest, I completely forgot about the mask, forgot she was wearing it.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24It didn't make any odds.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I think wearing a mask is much more better,
0:21:26 > 0:21:28because I'm not bothered about, oh, my God,
0:21:28 > 0:21:33is my hair OK, or is my mascara OK, is my foundation in place.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38So then, it's decision time for Alex - who will be his Sexy Beast?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Will it be Vicky?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Despite his chivalrous acquisition of a penguin, it would seem
0:21:43 > 0:21:46that in Vicky's mind, it would be a cold day in Hell
0:21:46 > 0:21:50before she would get up to any Satanic sauciness with Alex.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52However, he doesn't know that.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Or will he pick Belindah?
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Their date did go better despite a fairly silent start.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01They enjoyed not liking cheese together.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Unfortunately, Belindah is into tall men.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06However, Alex doesn't know that.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Time to find out who he's gone for,
0:22:09 > 0:22:12and then the masks are coming off.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Hello, ladies.- GIRLS: Hello.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20OK. First date, Vicky.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- It was really good. - Did you think so?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- It did feel a little awkward at times.- All the time.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27The whole thing was awkward.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30I was only using you to hold me up, to be honest.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Belindah.- Mm-hm?
0:22:34 > 0:22:36The market, we weren't very talkative
0:22:36 > 0:22:39and I did feel a little bit awkward.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Yeah. It was. Because you wasn't talking, either.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46When we were in the cheese shop, it was really good.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49We had a lot more to laugh about, a lot more chatting.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Decision time.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Belindah or Vicky?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Belindah loves his personality but hates his height, and Vicky
0:22:59 > 0:23:03doesn't care that he's small, but does hate his personality.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05My Sexy Beast is...
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Belindah.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15That's good.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19Jubilant scenes as the lucky Beast is chosen!
0:23:19 > 0:23:24- Congratulations.- Oh, yeah. - I hope you're very happy together.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Thank you very much.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28How are they all feeling as they prepare to be unmasked?
0:23:30 > 0:23:34I'm quite happy to the Alex's sexy beast because obviously
0:23:34 > 0:23:39I look like this, so my personality must be really good.
0:23:39 > 0:23:44I'm not Alex's sexy beast. I am absolutely over the moon!
0:23:44 > 0:23:45I'm excited that I have won,
0:23:45 > 0:23:49but now I am really excited to see how he really looks like.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Even if he had the face of Brad Pitt, I still wouldn't want
0:23:53 > 0:23:55to sit on it, to be honest.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Charming. Well we'll find out what our little devil looks like in a minute.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03First we and Alex must meet the real Vicky.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Three hours in make-up transformed her into a purple-haired SheHawk,
0:24:07 > 0:24:11but THIS is what Vicky looks like underneath.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Very presentable.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26It was a wig all along, and her real nose is nowhere near as pointy.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Time for Alex to find out if he's made a mistake,
0:24:29 > 0:24:34and although Vicky gets to feast her eyes on the real Alex,
0:24:34 > 0:24:36you must wait a little while longer....
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Oh, wow.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43- Yeah, oh...- You look so much younger than what I expected.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45And you look so much younger than I expected!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49If we did go out, we would look like mother and son.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Oh, look at him!
0:24:51 > 0:24:57He was really sweet and I'm really pleased he didn't choose me.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58You're better than I thought.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- You're way better than what I expected.- I thought you were going to be awful.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Belindah will think Alex is cute,
0:25:04 > 0:25:07but at the moment, he is way too young for me.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Hours in the make-up chair transformed
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Belindah into an alien with test...I mean
0:25:11 > 0:25:15tentacles on her chin, a vagina on her forehead and the
0:25:15 > 0:25:20complexion of congealed pizza. But this is what's beneath all that.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Unexpected!
0:25:23 > 0:25:27# I've been really trying, baby... #
0:25:27 > 0:25:30You can see why she's Miss West Yorkshire!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Surely Alex will be happy with this choice?
0:25:34 > 0:25:39This is the Alex we've come to know and love - horns, ruddy complexion,
0:25:39 > 0:25:41massive chin, pointy ears.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43But this is the man that lurks underneath.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49I'm sensing a touch of Wayne Rooney, but in a good way.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Altogether less devilish,
0:25:51 > 0:25:54but will Belindah think that he's devilishly handsome?
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Time to find out.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- Wow! You look so different. - Really pretty.- Thank you.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03- Nice to finally meet you. - I knew you didn't have hair.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04How could you tell?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06I don't know... Because you do wrestling?
0:26:06 > 0:26:09I could just tell you did not have hair and I knew you had a hench face...
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Well, a muscular face.- I could tell you had long hair, had a feeling.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- Nice to finally meet you.- Oh, yeah. Same with you. You don't look old.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- You look quite...- You look really young as well.- Oh, thank you.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- I think I have made the right choice, definitely.- Did you? Oh, that's good.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Hmm. It's like Romeo and Juliet, but the bit where they're both dead
0:26:26 > 0:26:28at the end and it's really miserable.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Sorry, spoiler alert. So what did they think?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I was just like... I can't believe I'm right!
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Because I knew he had a hench face. I really did like his personality.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39It's just his height.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42I think Belindah was definitely better than what I was expecting.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43I think I did very well.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46I think if it was purely on the looks,
0:26:46 > 0:26:49I would probably have gone for Charlotte, which pains me a little bit!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52But I've learned a lot about it's more about the personality
0:26:52 > 0:26:54and I think I would go more for personality.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56I think looks have definitely got a big influence on me
0:26:56 > 0:26:59but definitely, personality should come first.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01So there we are - everyone seems pleasantly surprised
0:27:01 > 0:27:04by the real faces that lurked beneath the Beasts,
0:27:04 > 0:27:07and Alex picked someone he might not normally go for.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Which was the point, after all.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11But now the masks are off,
0:27:11 > 0:27:16one final question remains - do we have a romance on our hands?
0:27:16 > 0:27:17To signify their intentions,
0:27:17 > 0:27:20all Belindah and Alex have to do is turn up here.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Free champagne and the promise of eternal love. Who's in?
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Anyone?
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Hello?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Anyone?
0:27:30 > 0:27:32No-one?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Oh. No latex love this time..
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Oh, well - they won't be needing this, then.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Our tale of love has come to an end
0:27:39 > 0:27:43And our Beasts have revealed they just want to be friends
0:27:43 > 0:27:47Alex dated, he skated, he even tried cheese
0:27:47 > 0:27:49But in the end, they were too hard to please
0:27:49 > 0:27:54So what have we learned, now our fairy tale's done?
0:27:54 > 0:27:57This time, no-one was interested - goodbye, everyone.
0:28:02 > 0:28:06# The devil inside
0:28:06 > 0:28:08# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #