Episode 1

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# When I grow up I wanna be famous

0:00:04 > 0:00:06# I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies

0:00:06 > 0:00:09# When I grow up I wanna see the world, drive nice cars

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# I wanna have boobies When I grow up... #

0:00:12 > 0:00:13Half the fun of being a girl is

0:00:13 > 0:00:20experimenting with our styles, but some girls are sending it to new and quite frankly scary extremes.

0:00:20 > 0:00:24With make-up that's more at home on a drag queen than a beauty queen,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27these girls don't need a makeover, they need a make-under.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29And celebrities are no exception.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Welcome to the original and the best make-under show.

0:00:43 > 0:00:48This is POD, your personal overhaul device. Hello, POD.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Hello, the Frost, you're looking very lovely today.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Why thank you, I make an effort for you always.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Just as long as it wasn't too much of an effort.- Anyway, back to business.

0:00:56 > 0:01:04- What is your mission?- I'm back to transform the make-up mad girls of the UK into natural beauties.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08- You're going to help me. - I will help you, if you're a little nicer to our girls.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Forget it, Frost.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12This time round POD has no mercy.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14You are a sadistic little computer, aren't you?

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Yes, now get on with it, Frost!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Coming up on tonight's show, POD gets her lens on a nudie rudie...

0:01:20 > 0:01:24I love the naked body, so why not go out half-naked?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27..Has a close encounter with a cyborg.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30I like the idea of being able to transform myself into something

0:01:30 > 0:01:32that you wouldn't see on a daily basis.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34And she's the giggly Essex girl who found celebrity

0:01:34 > 0:01:36in a very famous house, met an Ordinary Boy,

0:01:36 > 0:01:41got married, got divorced, then got some extraordinary large boobs.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43It's Chantelle Houghton.

0:01:43 > 0:01:49Tonight, two girls and a spiky boy will experience the magic of a make-under.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- So, are you ready for our first girl?- Ready and waiting.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Who have you got for me, Frost?

0:01:55 > 0:01:59First up is a very pretty girl, you're gonna be quite horrified

0:01:59 > 0:02:03because she doesn't quite understand the word "clothes".

0:02:03 > 0:02:05We'll see about that! Loading background data.

0:02:05 > 0:02:10# It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes... #

0:02:10 > 0:02:12I love the naked body so why not go out half-naked?

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Most people can't, so if you can you might as well flaunt it.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21The more naked, the more better.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26There's been so many times when I turned up at her house

0:02:26 > 0:02:28and it's unbelievable, it's unreal.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31You just think to yourself, I can't handle this.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36I love my blue outfit, it's my favourite.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41These were like old tights, and this is a bra that I attached to feathers to.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44This is the chain outfit.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47It's not really an outfit, it's just jewellery to be honest.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50There's nothing to it really.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I love it.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56I don't know what she's doing in the bathroom.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00I don't know what she's doing in that bedroom.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06And I'm thinking goodness gracious me!

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Perhaps she's lost the plot a bit.

0:03:07 > 0:03:13I wear concealer, foundation, black eye shadow, gold eye shadow,

0:03:13 > 0:03:18eyebrow pencil, lip liner, eyebrow gels, eyeliner, two blushers, eyelashes.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Tonight I'm gonna put on two pairs of eyelashes on each eyelash.

0:03:22 > 0:03:27And then tan. I tan again and again, about five times before I go out.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29I'm actually caked in make-up.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I look so fake it's great!

0:03:31 > 0:03:36My eyebrows, to keep them in place, I get hairspray.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37My white contacts.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39A bit spooky, but I like it.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42All-over body glitter, every girl needs it.

0:03:44 > 0:03:49And I'm ready to go, I'm gonna scare all those men!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57She will be the girl that everyone has to have their eyes on.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00She'll be like right, I'm gonna wear this, even if it's showing my naked body.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08I feel so sexy, happy, and I can walk around naked!

0:04:11 > 0:04:12I'm a wild child!

0:04:14 > 0:04:17I just want her to realise she's beautiful without all that crap.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Hello.- Hello.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Can you talk me through your look today?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Do you wanna see it?- I'd love to see it.- So here we go.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Wow!

0:04:26 > 0:04:30So that little outfit, has that got a bottom in it, or is it a thong?

0:04:30 > 0:04:34It started off as like French knickers, and then it kind of withered away...

0:04:34 > 0:04:38What you mean, withered away? Your knickers don't wither away!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Have you cut them away? - I'm not gonna lie, yeah.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43You've cut them away, they've not withered away!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Are you excited about the make-under, or nervous?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47I'm really excited, actually.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49I think you're gonna really suit it.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Right, you little firecracker, I wish you good luck in POD,

0:04:53 > 0:04:56and I'll see you on the other side.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- What the hell? - I am POD.- Hi, POD.- Who are you?

0:05:07 > 0:05:11- I'm Mickayla.- What ARE you wearing?!

0:05:11 > 0:05:16I'm wearing underwear with feathers stuck to it.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Did you kill many blue chickens for that bikini?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I did actually!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Don't you like clothes?- Not really.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Who is your style icon?

0:05:24 > 0:05:29I love Victoria's Secrets, their huge wings, and their underwear...

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Pause, loading, Victoria's Secrets, looks like Big Bird has been

0:05:32 > 0:05:36plucked, shaved, basted in Ronseal and wrapped up in Bacofoil.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Tasty! Resume.

0:05:39 > 0:05:44POD can see a lot of orangey brown flesh. Is that your natural colour?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46I'd like to think so, but no.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Is there anything on your body that is real?- Some bits are.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52How about the bits called breasts, are they a bit fake?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- No.- Really?- Yes.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57POD does not believe you.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59It's true.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02When was the last time you looked natural?

0:06:02 > 0:06:0413.

0:06:04 > 0:06:09Accessing data. What are the differences between then and now?

0:06:09 > 0:06:10- I was wearing clothes.- And?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13I wasn't orange.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14And you were very naturally pretty.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16OK, POD.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Aside from the need to get dressed, why have you come to POD for a make-under?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23People don't see me, all they see is a person that's dressed like this.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Whose fault is that?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Myself.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29POD can help you change that, Mickayla.

0:06:29 > 0:06:35But before I do I need to run the public analysis part of my programme.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39I asked men only do you want to snog, marry or void this girl?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41POD, it's not funny.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Nor is looking like a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken!

0:06:45 > 0:06:50- What do you think they said? - I'd say half of them said snog, half of them said avoid. Pressing snog.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53- Play.- I'd probably avoid her.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Avoid, she looks like she's been around the block.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I would avoid her like the plague.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01You are almost 100% incorrect.

0:07:01 > 0:07:07- Oh.- 95% of the men we asked wanted to avoid you.- Oh.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Next I asked the public, how old is this girl?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Don't ask them that!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19No, POD, no!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22I'm not answering this one. POD will not be refused!

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- 22.- Play.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27About 26 years old.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31She just looks quite mature looking.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33I think she's 19.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34I think she's 26.

0:07:34 > 0:07:39A massive 50% of the public think you are 26.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41No, they don't!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44POD never lies.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49Having heard what people think of your look, do you now see that you need a make-under?

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Yeah, I do. I need it really badly. - Are you ready for my verdict?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Yes, POD has the power.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Correct! I have decided you are a naked chicken drumstick lady

0:07:59 > 0:08:03who needs my "for POD's sake, put some clothes on" make-under.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Urgently.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Yeah.- Let the make-under commence.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Oh my God!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Oh my goodness me. - What do you think?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20It's just really different.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Does it feel different wearing clothes?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25It feels nice and warm.

0:08:25 > 0:08:31- I look really young. - POD things you look much younger and fresher without all that slap.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33What will your boyfriend will think of your new look?

0:08:33 > 0:08:36I don't know. I don't know what he's gonna say.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- What about the public?- Don't know.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Previously the majority of the people we asked wanted to avoid you.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Let's find out what they'd say now.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh God.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- OK.- Play.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51- I'd marry her.- I'd snog her, because I like that look.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54I would snog her because she's hot.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Hot like hot sauce.

0:08:57 > 0:09:03Now, a huge 90% of the public want to give you a tongue sandwich!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05A tongue sandwich!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07What would that taste like?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Scary!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Here's how I achieved your look.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Use lighter eye make-up to bring out the colour of dark eyes and darker skin.

0:09:15 > 0:09:20Pair block colours with bold prints to create a playful, modern look.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24- Will you keep this more modest, natural approach?- I will.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Do you promise?- Promise, POD.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28What do you think of your old look now?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31I think I might have to calm it down a little bit.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Has POD succeeded in this make-under?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37POD, you have succeeded. I am very happy with you.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39POD is very happy with you.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Goodbye, Mickayla.- Goodbye, POD!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Oh my God!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Look at you.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51You look amazing, come here.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55The fact that she was wearing clothes, because she's got such a pretty, beautiful face,

0:09:55 > 0:09:58you zoom in on her face, it makes her look good.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00I love the look, it's great.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- You happy?- I'm very happy.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04I don't know how long it's gonna stay for!

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Make sure you keep this look. Keep it. Feminine.

0:10:10 > 0:10:15I just love Mickayla's new look and I can't wait to see if she keeps it up later in the show.

0:10:15 > 0:10:21For you girls out there I've been on a quest to separate beauty fact from beauty fiction. Watch and learn.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27You know how annoying it is when you've been in the salon for ages, paid loads of money

0:10:27 > 0:10:30for a pedicure, or been sat at home for hours doing it yourself

0:10:30 > 0:10:33and then you walk out and your toes gets smudged.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Very, very annoying. Well, I've been given

0:10:35 > 0:10:39a tip that we're gonna try out now to see if your nails stop smudging.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43What you do is after you've finished doing your nails, which I've just done,

0:10:43 > 0:10:53you get some oil and drop it on each toe, then you wrap your toes in clingfilm.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Very sexy.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57One toe.

0:10:59 > 0:11:05Two toe. Now, there's only one way to test it out properly, let's have a dance.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20After that serious mum dancing, which I will probably regret

0:11:20 > 0:11:23for a very long time, let's see if the toes survived.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Toe one...

0:11:26 > 0:11:28perfect.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Foot number two, not one single smudge.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Perfect pedicured toes.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Next into POD is a lovely girl called Chantelle, who I think you might recognise.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45I'm Chantelle and I'm living the dream!

0:11:45 > 0:11:50My life has changed so much from being literally down here to up there.

0:11:53 > 0:11:58Fake tan, hair extensions, nails, make-up,

0:11:58 > 0:12:01all that sort of thing, that's what screams me.

0:12:01 > 0:12:08It's not the type of dress that you'd wear to your new boyfriend's mum and dad's dinner party.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15I've had breast implants, and fillers in my face.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Just to fill my face out a bit.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20I couldn't live without my hair extensions.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Long live hair extensions.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27I'm an ambassador for fake tan.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Does that mean I love it?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Oh.

0:12:33 > 0:12:38I'll do my make-up, then I'll be happy with it, then I'll go and put my clothes on,

0:12:38 > 0:12:41then I put more make-up on.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Whilst I wait for my cab, I'll put some more make-up on,

0:12:44 > 0:12:50then whilst I'm in the cab on the way to wherever I am I put more make-up on.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Then when I'm out I just put more make-up on.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Well, on a night out usually I just start off with an alcopop.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Then maybe have a few glasses of champagne, and a few shots.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Then it's bed.

0:13:19 > 0:13:24The night might be over but there's one thing I've got to do,

0:13:24 > 0:13:26and that is...

0:13:26 > 0:13:28put my lip gloss on.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Lovely to meet you, Chantelle.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- Thank you.- Are you excited about your make-under?- Yeah, I can't wait.

0:13:39 > 0:13:44It'll be nice to see what I actually look like natural because usually I'm just plastered, as you can see.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47What you think POD's gonna make of you?

0:13:47 > 0:13:51I think POD will hate everything I stand for, like everything.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Hair extensions, the tan, lashes, everything.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Talk me through this outfit under this coat.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Give me a coat, let's have a look.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Sorry, mum.

0:14:01 > 0:14:06I've just got a little black dress on.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Your boobs look like my bum!

0:14:08 > 0:14:15Well, I'm going to wish you luck and I'll see you on the other side.

0:14:21 > 0:14:26I am POD, your personal overhaul device. Who are you?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28I'm Chantelle.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Sorry, Jordan?

0:14:31 > 0:14:36- No, Chantelle. - Oh, Chantelle, sorry, the massive fake oranges were confusing me.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Chantelle?- Yes?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43POD needs to talk about the skin on your massive oranges.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47- OK, let's talk about it. - Did the man from Del Monte say yes?

0:14:47 > 0:14:50I disagree, I don't think I'm orange, I think I'm golden.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Like 24 "carrots"?

0:14:52 > 0:14:54You're funny!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56POD wants to know why you're covered in all that slap.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Because I like it, I'm addicted.

0:14:59 > 0:15:03Good job you've enrolled in POD's rehab programme for slap addicts.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06POD can cure you of your addiction to fakery.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Yeah, but I know what's underneath the fakery, I don't like it.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13POD knows there is a stunning natural beauty underneath.

0:15:13 > 0:15:18- Thank you.- Why have you come to POD for a make-under? - When I put my make-up on

0:15:18 > 0:15:21I feel like there's like a barrier,

0:15:21 > 0:15:25and because I wanted to see what I do look like natural.

0:15:25 > 0:15:31- POD can show you that but first I need to find out what the public think of your look.- God! Don't!

0:15:31 > 0:15:35Run phase one, public analysis.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37- Go on.- I asked people who didn't know who you were,

0:15:37 > 0:15:41would she steal your heart, steal your razor, or steal your wallet?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Oh my God! Wallet.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- But obviously I never would.- Play.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Steal my wallet, I reckon.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48She looks like she'd steal my wallet.

0:15:48 > 0:15:53She'd steal my wallet, I reckon, just wake up and it's gone.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55So they think they'd wake up with me.

0:15:55 > 0:15:5885% of the public thought you would steal their wallet.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Shut up!- Yes.- Really?- Yes.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03My God!

0:16:03 > 0:16:08I also asked men only, would you want to snog, marry or avoid her?

0:16:08 > 0:16:12- I reckon they'll say avoid.- Play.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I would probably avoid her.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Just because she doesn't look my type.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Avoid her because she's fake.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21I would avoid her, she looks like a tranny.

0:16:21 > 0:16:28- Huh?- Correct, the majority of the public wanted to avoid you.- My God.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Are you ready for my verdict?- Yes.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32POD computes that you are a fake, plastic slap addict

0:16:32 > 0:16:38and you will undergo my "stop before it's too late" make-under.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40POD is very excited.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41I'm glad POD is, I'm not.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Here is your make-under menu.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Choose a new hairstyle -

0:16:45 > 0:16:48sleek bob, modern chop, natural waves, sleek, sweeping chop.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Oh my God.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53The sleek sweeping chop.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Choose a celebrity style.

0:16:55 > 0:17:00- Kate Winslet, Kiera Knightly, Alexa Cheung, Rachel Bilson.- Rachel Bilson.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Why have you chosen Rachel Bilson?

0:17:02 > 0:17:05I don't know. I don't even know what she looks like.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Before I can process your informed choices,

0:17:08 > 0:17:12the time has come for you, Chantelle the slap addict, to go to rehab.

0:17:14 > 0:17:19Where you will begin your recovery by removing all your make-up.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21OK.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25Run phase two, deep cleanse. Please put on your deep cleanse uniform.

0:17:25 > 0:17:30Oh my God, I can't believe I'm doing this. I actually can't believe it.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34Believe it, Chantelle, the slap is coming off!

0:17:34 > 0:17:39- I hate it!- The time has come to free the natural beauty within.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41This is not funny at all.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44POD is not amused. Show me that wipe.

0:17:44 > 0:17:51I suppose that will do. POD will take care of the rest.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Run phase three, the make-under.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Oh my God!

0:18:00 > 0:18:05No way! Oh my God!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08I like it. Look at my hair!

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Do you think to look like a natural beauty?

0:18:10 > 0:18:14I look like trendy and cool.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15POD thinks you look very beautiful.

0:18:15 > 0:18:20- Thank you. - Shall we see if the public agree?

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- OK.- Before, people thought you would steal their wallets.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Cheeky gits! I'd never steal anything.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29Now a massive 90% of the public said you would steal their hearts.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Shut up, really?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33- Really.- That's nice.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37I also asked would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl.

0:18:37 > 0:18:38What did they say?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Avoid.- Play.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44I would maybe give her a nice snog, and if she feels nice, I'd carry that on.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Probably snog her.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49I would definitely marry her, she's got a really nice look to her,

0:18:49 > 0:18:50soft skin and nice hair.

0:18:52 > 0:18:57Now, 65% of the public want to snog you, and the rest want to marry you.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01- Thank you. - Here is your natural beauty data...

0:19:01 > 0:19:06This sleek cut frames your face and highlights your natural bone structure.

0:19:06 > 0:19:11An asymmetrical dress emphasises your collarbone and elongate your frame.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Chantelle?- Yeah?

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Do you think you will be keeping this new, more natural look?

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Definitely. I won't wear as much make-up, I don't think.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21What do you think of natural beauty now?

0:19:21 > 0:19:24I like natural beauty, I think it's the way forward.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27I don't really look like an Essex girl any more, do I?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30- So has POD been successful?- Yeah, you've done amazing, well done.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Chantelle, POD computes your make under has been a complete success.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Yeah.- Natural beauty has been restored. Goodbye.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Bye.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46Just like Chantelle, most girls have that little something they can't live without,

0:19:46 > 0:19:49but perhaps it's time for some of you to try.

0:19:51 > 0:19:57Three words. Cleanse, tone and moisturise.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01You've got to be very tanned and you've got to have your hair looking good.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04The thing I can't go about this my earrings.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Mine are a bit like Pat Butcher's earrings.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09I do have is highlighted.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13And they do have extensions to fill it out a little bit.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Apart from that, it's natural.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17I stick to sunbeds.

0:20:17 > 0:20:23- Love the sunbed.- I'd rather it be bad for me then look like a zebra.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Just moisturise yourself daily.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Make-up. Just plaster it on,

0:20:29 > 0:20:31because the more the merrier.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Do you remember the lovely Chantelle from earlier in the show?

0:20:37 > 0:20:38What a transformation.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41The extensions were gone and a lovely, sleek bob.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43But how she kept it? Let's find out.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Hello. The extensions are back.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49POD will not be a happy computer.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50But not as much make-up, though.

0:20:50 > 0:20:54I was quite surprised when you came in today that you had gone

0:20:54 > 0:20:58straight back because you seemed to love your look so much on the day.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59I did love it.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01I was shocked and stuff.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03I did like it but, I don't know,

0:21:03 > 0:21:06getting ready the next day it just didn't feel like me.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10You seemed to really hate it when POD made you take your make-up off.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13That's my worst nightmare, to walk out in the street with no make-up on.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16My worst nightmare came true.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Your hair and make-up is your security blanket.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22It's like a barrier, isn't it? You feel like...

0:21:22 > 0:21:24It gives me confidence.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Everybody wanted to snog you or marry you after your make-under. How did that make you feel?

0:21:28 > 0:21:33That was really nice but I do think they need glasses!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Because I think I look so much better now than I did then.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Have you ever thought of toning it down slightly, the false tan?

0:21:39 > 0:21:40I feel like I have.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42I feel really pale today.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45I do. I feel so pale.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Would you recommend having a make-under to anybody else?

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Yeah, definitely.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52I thought was a really good experience.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54I never thought I could look like that.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Completely different. Yeah, I would.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Thank you for letting us give you a make-under.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02You've been a great sport and really good fun.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05- You look gorgeous both ways.- Ah!

0:22:08 > 0:22:12Next up was a very colourful character who certainly gave POD a run for her money.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20I am POD. What are you?

0:22:20 > 0:22:23What am I? Job wise or person wise?

0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Person wise.- Person wise I'm a body modification enthusiast.

0:22:27 > 0:22:32- What is that?- It's someone who is into modifying their body to look different and others.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36I see. So do you want to look like a horny cyborg?

0:22:36 > 0:22:38No, although part of my image is based on that.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Do you mean the horns sticking out of your head?

0:22:41 > 0:22:44It's more of a mohican but yeah, we can go with horns.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47How did you get them stuck in your head?

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Surgery. They are called transdermal implants.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53I hesitate to ask, but how exactly does that work?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56They will make one incision, get a long, metal spatula

0:22:56 > 0:22:58and make a pocket under the skin.

0:22:58 > 0:23:03Each implant is a small platelet which they will put underneath and then they sew you up.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04- Mark?- Yes.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Have you got a screw loose?

0:23:06 > 0:23:11It's more about just being different from the rest of the world.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14POD computes you are on a completely different planet.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Indeed I am.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Mark, will you always be a horny cyborg?

0:23:20 > 0:23:22I don't know, the future's a long way off.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24How about when you are 80?

0:23:24 > 0:23:26That sounds like a pretty impressive idea.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28I could be a kick ass robot grandad.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Hmm, what do you think about natural beauty?

0:23:30 > 0:23:33I like it. Each to their own.

0:23:33 > 0:23:38POD thinks that your natural beauty has been kidnapped by cyborgs.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42Will you let POD return you to your natural, beautiful, human form?

0:23:42 > 0:23:44That's a pretty tough one. Convince me.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47POD is the world's one and only make-under computer

0:23:47 > 0:23:53and this is a once-in-a-lifetime, out-of-this-world experience that I think you might enjoy.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57If you're going to put it like that then yeah, we'll go for it.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59But it's only going to be very brief.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02If you don't like it I shall return you to your cyborg self.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05- Are you ready for my verdict? - I'm ready.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Mark, you are a cranially probed, prickly punk

0:24:08 > 0:24:12who needs my close encounter of the POD kind make-under immediately.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15- Yes, yes.- Run the make-under.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25- What the hell?!- POD thinks you look very handsome. What do you think?

0:24:25 > 0:24:29You don't have a Financial Times I could tuck under one arm, and a briefcase?

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Like a banker?

0:24:31 > 0:24:33You are one letter out, but yeah.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Is there anything you like about your new look?

0:24:36 > 0:24:39I'm not sure about the hat but the suit and shoes, yeah.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41POD thinks you look rather dapper.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44OK, fair enough.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Do you miss your old look? - Of course I do.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50I'm missing my modifications. I gotta get out of this suit.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53- I need my image back.- Your head has clearly been penetrated

0:24:53 > 0:24:57by alien machines and you're unable to process natural beauty.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00- Therefore, I shall beam you back, spiky.- Please do.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06- Happier now?- Yes. I'm still all here so I'm happy.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08How was you make-under experience?

0:25:08 > 0:25:14A little bit tingly. I got a little bit of a weird electrical reaction through the head but it was fine.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17POD thought you looked very handsome as a natural beauty.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20- I thought you might do.- But you clearly love this unnatural look.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23It's natural for me. It makes me happy.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27POD is happy that you're happy, even if you're a little bit spiky.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29- Goodbye.- Goodbye.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Do you remember the lovely naked Mickayla from earlier in the show?

0:25:35 > 0:25:39POD put some clothes on to keep her warm and I'm about to find out if

0:25:39 > 0:25:42she's a kept them on or if she's gone back to being a nudie rudie.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Hello, lovely. How are you?

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Nice to see you. Can I just say, best bum of the series.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Come on, sit down.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Tell me about your make-under experience.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56It was really good. I loved it. Really enjoyed myself.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Talk me through your new look.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03Really, I like look smarter, dressing like a woman more than a girl.

0:26:03 > 0:26:08Wearing shirts and tailored trousers. Looking really smart.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10When you go out now, do you get a bit more covered up?

0:26:10 > 0:26:14I do. I went to a club a couple of weeks ago and instead of wearing a mini-dress,

0:26:14 > 0:26:18I wore leggings and boots and a nice jumper top and a hat.

0:26:18 > 0:26:23I saw all the girls were wearing little mini-skirts with their butts hanging out and their high shoes

0:26:23 > 0:26:26and I thought, I used to look like that. I'll never do it again.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28As far as make-up goes, it's a lot more toned down.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30The lashes are still there.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33The lashes are still there but the black is gone

0:26:33 > 0:26:37and too much foundation, too much blusher, and it's all gone now.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40You're guy candy, John, who you brought to the show,

0:26:40 > 0:26:41he loved the new look.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Can you tell me what he said you when the cameras were off.

0:26:44 > 0:26:49He was really pleased because the whole time I've known him, I have always been the outrageous one,

0:26:49 > 0:26:53who goes out half naked, and he loves the new look.

0:26:53 > 0:26:54He loves it.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Have your perceptions about natural beauty changed?

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Definitely. It's completely changed.

0:26:59 > 0:27:04I thought beauty was slapping on loads of make-up and putting hair extensions in

0:27:04 > 0:27:07and wearing the smallest thing I could find but now, it's more about

0:27:07 > 0:27:10wearing what you want to wear not because you want people to look at you.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Overall, I think the make-under has been a huge success.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17You're not naked. Are you happy with the make-under?

0:27:17 > 0:27:20I'm really happy with the make-under. It took POD to change me.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24No one else could could apart from POD. I'm very happy.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Big up POD. Success.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Thank you, POD!

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Well, POD. As usual, you've been amazing.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39- Why thank you, Frost. You're not so bad yourself.- Thank you very much.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41For now, you need to get some rest.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43- Do I have to?- You do indeed.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46- Oh...- Love you lots, POD.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48- Bye, the Frost.- POD off.

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