Episode 10

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# When I grow up I wanna be famous I wanna be a star

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# I wanna be in movies When I grow up I wanna see the world

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Drive nice cars I wanna have boobies... #

0:00:10 > 0:00:13Most of us love getting dressed up for that special occasion

0:00:13 > 0:00:16and putting on a tad more make-up than we would day to day,

0:00:16 > 0:00:20but some girls need to learn to step away from the glitter

0:00:20 > 0:00:23and put down the false tan.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26These girls love their make-up and all things fake

0:00:26 > 0:00:28and refuse to give them up without a fight.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30They don't need a makeOVER, they need a makeUNDER.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Welcome to the gorgeously natural world of the makeunder!

0:00:44 > 0:00:47This is POD, your personal overhaul device.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49- Hello, POD.- Hello, the Frost.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51How's the old mission going?

0:00:51 > 0:00:54My mission to transform everyone into stunning natural beauties

0:00:54 > 0:00:57is going podding brilliantly, thank you very much.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00No need to get shirty, I'm here to help after all!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Yes, you are.- But I'm going to be good cop to your bad cop.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Just get on with it, Frost.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Coming up on tonight's show...

0:01:08 > 0:01:11I like wearing sexy stuff.

0:01:11 > 0:01:17For a big night out, my make-up has to be flawless, fabulous and fierce.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22I just love having big boobs and knowing that they get attention.

0:01:22 > 0:01:27Tonight, three plastic princesses will experience the magic

0:01:27 > 0:01:28of a makeunder!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Do you want to know who is up first?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32That would be very helpful, Frost.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36First up is a lovely Liverpudlian called Kelsey. Be nice.

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0:01:38 > 0:01:41Hi, I'm Kelsey, I'm a sexy Scouser,

0:01:41 > 0:01:45I love feeling really sexy and looking dead sexy.

0:01:48 > 0:01:54I just love feeling sexy. Sexy, sexy and sophisticated.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58I am a curvy girl and I like showing my curves off.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05I like wearing sexy stuff.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12I love wearing false tan because it makes you look perfect.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16It makes me feel sexy and a lot more attractive.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Orange!

0:02:21 > 0:02:25I'm putting the towel round me cos I forgot to bring my clothes.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I've got to go home in a towel!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36She doesn't need all the fake tan, the fake eyelashes, the fake nails,

0:02:36 > 0:02:39fake blonde hair, cos she's gorgeous the way she is.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42The colour on my face is progressing and getting a bit darker.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44I just like being fake.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05I'm single, so when I go out I really go for it

0:03:05 > 0:03:08to get loads of attention of all the lads.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13You do tend to get a lot of boys staring and whistling.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I like to be the centre of attention.

0:03:18 > 0:03:23It's just about showing people your body and just letting them know

0:03:23 > 0:03:25how sexy you really are.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Bye!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Hello, babe, how are you?- I'm fine.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34What is it about Liverpool that makes everybody get so glammed up,

0:03:34 > 0:03:35no matter what night of the week it is?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Cos in Liverpool we've got the best-looking lads ever.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I agree, I love a Scouse boy.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43How long does it take you to get ready for a night out?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Sometimes it can take, like, two days.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49I start planning the day before so I am ready for the next night.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Is this an average outfit for a night out?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54This is what I'd wear on a BIG night out.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Are you nervous about going into POD?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59I'm so nervous, I'm scared.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02POD can be quite harsh sometimes, but a good Scouse girl,

0:04:02 > 0:04:04you'll give as good as you get?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06I'll be able to take it and give as good as I get.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Kelsey, gorgeous girl. Good luck in POD, I know you'll be fabulous.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Good luck!

0:04:19 > 0:04:21- I am POD, who are you? - I'm Kelsey.- Kelsey?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Yes, POD?- Where do you come from?

0:04:24 > 0:04:29- Liverpool.- POD computes Liverpool is famous for its football team.- Yeah.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33- Do you like football?- Yeah. - Who is you favourite footballer?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Steven Gerrard. - Would you like to be his WAG?

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Yeah!- What would you and Steven Gerrard have in common?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Footballs and clothes and money.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Hmm, do you know much about football, Kelsey?

0:04:44 > 0:04:48I know a bit about football, actually, considering I'm a girl.

0:04:48 > 0:04:53In that case, please explain the offside rule to POD.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55When you kick a ball offside...

0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Hmm, very informative. Do you like other sports?- Yeah.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- I go shopping.- Is that really a sport, Kelsey?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04It's a girl's sport, yeah, I think.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08- And what are the rules to this girl's sport?- Do not buy tacky clothes.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10WHISTLE BLOWS FOUL. RED CARD.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15- Kelsey, you have already broken your own rules.- Well, that is just rude.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19Well, so is your outfit. SHE LAUGHS

0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Kelsey?- Yes, POD?

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Why do you wear all that slap?

0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Cos I like it. - What do you look like without it?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Ugly, nearly dead and disgusting.

0:05:28 > 0:05:33The only thing that's nearly dead about you is that skunk on your head.

0:05:33 > 0:05:38- No!- When was the last time your natural beauty wasn't buried under all that slap?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40When I was about 14.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- And what did you look like?- Ugly.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46POD thinks there is nothing ugly about this girl.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50- That's just wrong.- What are the differences between then and now?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Then, I looked ugly and young and stupid,

0:05:53 > 0:05:56and now I look fashionable and sexy and cute.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59POD completely disagrees.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Cos that many people are telling me that I'm too fake

0:06:04 > 0:06:07and they don't like me look, so I'm just curious

0:06:07 > 0:06:08to see what I would look like.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11All in good time, Kelsey, but now it's time to find out if people

0:06:11 > 0:06:16- who don't know you think you are too fake, too. Are you ready?- Yeah.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22I asked men, would you buy this girl jewellery, dinner or a kebab?

0:06:22 > 0:06:25I'm gonna say dinner. I'll be very upset if someone says kebab.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Dinner. - Play.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Probably a kebab, cos she looks cheap.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Definitely the kebab. - I would buy her a kebab

0:06:32 > 0:06:36because I think that's all she would really be worth.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'd like to see them say it to me face.

0:06:38 > 0:06:4280% of the people we asked wanted to buy you a kebab.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44I am so shocked!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47I also asked, would you snog, marry or avoid her?

0:06:47 > 0:06:51- I'd say bottom, avoid.- Play.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- I would avoid her.- I would avoid her, she looks cheap.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I'd definitely avoid her. She looks like a complete tart.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Now I am fuming.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02The majority of the men we asked wanted to avoid you completely.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Well, that's their loss, isn't it?

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Hmm, are you ready for my verdict, Kelsey?- Yeah.

0:07:07 > 0:07:12You are a wannabe WAG whose tacky style would get you sent off

0:07:12 > 0:07:15and you need my red card to red carpet makeunder.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Here is your makeunder menu.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Choose a new hair colour.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Ebony, dark chocolate, vibrant copper, caramel blonde.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Er, caramel blonde.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Choose a celebrity style - Rachel Bilson, Gwyneth Paltrow,

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Mischa Barton, Sienna Miller. - Sienna Miller.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34It is now time for the next stage of my beauty programme.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36This is where you will remove all of your slap.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- No, I don't want to do that in front of everyone.- Tough.

0:07:40 > 0:07:48- Please don't, don't want to.- Please put on your deep cleanse uniform.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Put on the head garment.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- I'm not putting that stupid hat on my head.- Yes, you are.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Can't I just leave a little bit down?- No you can't, get on with it.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Ahh, that's out of order, that.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- So is your sticky orange face, now start wiping.- I look awful.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Show me the state of that pad. - Look how orange it is!

0:08:07 > 0:08:11- My point exactly. - Ahh, I am really fake, aren't I?

0:08:11 > 0:08:15Yes, you are, Kelsey, but you already look much better.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17I look like I've just jumped out of a coffin.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19That's your natural beauty coming back to life.

0:08:19 > 0:08:24- This is just plain ugly. - POD thinks you look very pretty.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27How are you feeling about seeing the new you?

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Dead excited.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Run phase 3 - the makeunder.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Oh, my God!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40- What do you think?- Yeah, it's lovely.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Can you see you are a natural beauty? - Don't know.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45POD thinks you look very elegant.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48It looks nicer than I what I thought it was gonna look.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49What do you think of your dress?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Maybe with a belt and a bit shorter and no tights.

0:08:52 > 0:08:57No, Kelsey, it's time to get sophisticated.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Where would you wear this outfit? - To go to dinner.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- And what would you order? - Caviar or something in this frock!

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Not a kebab then?- No way!

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- Shall we see if the public have changed their minds?- Yeah...- Play.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13I'd buy her jewellery, cos she looks like a classy lady.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Dinner, she looks like good company.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19I would buy her dinner because she looks like a pretty, natural girl

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- and I'd be happy to be seen with her.- Yay!

0:09:22 > 0:09:26Now no-one wanted to buy you a kebab. 80% said dinner

0:09:26 > 0:09:28and the rest said jewellery.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32Brilliant, just made up that no-one wanted to buy me a kebab,

0:09:32 > 0:09:34I'm far too good for a kebab.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Shall we see if less people would avoid you now?- Yeah.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41I would snog her. She's really fit and kinda sexy.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42I would snog her.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45I would definitely snog her, she looks well cute

0:09:45 > 0:09:46- and naturally pretty.- Wow.

0:09:46 > 0:09:5190% of the men we asked now want to snog you, and the rest

0:09:51 > 0:09:53- want to marry you.- That's good.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Here is your natural beauty data. A classic evening dress accessorized

0:09:57 > 0:10:01with a hat gives an individual twist on a sophisticated look.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05A soft pink blush on the apple of the cheek is a great way to give skin

0:10:05 > 0:10:09a healthy glow without the need for layers and layers of bronzer.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12I like it. I like me make-up. It does look nice.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14It doesn't look like I've got any on, does it?

0:10:14 > 0:10:18When you are as naturally pretty as you, you don't need a lot of make-up.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19It does look better.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Will you keep your new look?

0:10:21 > 0:10:24I think I definitely will stick to wearing less make-up.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Do you promise?- Promise!

0:10:26 > 0:10:30POD computes this makeunder has been a complete success.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Yeah, it's been lovely.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Goodbye, Kelsey.- Bye!

0:10:39 > 0:10:40SHE SCREAMS

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Oh, my God! You look gorgeous!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Do you like it?- I love it.

0:10:45 > 0:10:50I've got tears in my eyes. You look gorgeous!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52I look dead different, though, don't I?

0:10:52 > 0:10:57- Kelsey, you look gorgeous.- I do definitely like this look better.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01Yeah, it's well better. I love it. You look gorgeous.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Oh, my God, I'm crying!

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Wow, Kelsey looked fantastic, but who knew somebody

0:11:10 > 0:11:11could be so offended by a kebab?!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Will she keep her classy new look? We'll find out later.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Now, we all love beauty tip or two, but some of you

0:11:17 > 0:11:18have gone a spray tan too far.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21A word to the wise - don't believe everything you hear.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Fake eyelashes, black eyeliner, white eyeliner on the inside

0:11:27 > 0:11:29and I just go out then.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32I always wear sun cream on my lips, to make them nice and soft.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Don't straighten your hair. - Don't straighten, blow it.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39Making sure you smell and look gorgeous is really important

0:11:39 > 0:11:40before you go out.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Lots of eye make-up. - Definitely fake tan.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Fake tan, all the way. No need for sun beds. It ruins your skin.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51I put eyelashes on and put a little bit of mascara on,

0:11:51 > 0:11:52so they don't look too fake.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56You have got to have your bling, your bracelets, your earrings.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Too much would make it a bit tacky.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Smoky eyes are always a killer for the lads.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Always try and be yourself.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Don't care what anyone else thinks.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Faith and Prada!

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Next into POD is Dani, who loves her fake boobs

0:12:14 > 0:12:16and isn't afraid to show them off.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Call me crazy but I have a feeling POD might have a problem with that!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22I'm Dani, I'm 25 and I'm a glamour model.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29I've had my boobs done twice and now they are an F.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32I do prefer them bigger. I would even do it again.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35# I can give you what you want... #

0:12:35 > 0:12:36I think it's a porn star look.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40Not that I want to be a porn star, but I do like the porn star look.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44# I can make your heart beat short... #

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I just love having big boobs and knowing that they get attention.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51I think people are really negative about my boobs when they're jealous.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Anyone who likes me likes my boobs.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Lots of blusher, because I like to be orange.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04As long as I've got eyeliner and mascara on, I'm quite happy.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06My make-up is not very natural.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08- She should be more natural. - More natural, we think.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11That's my make-up done.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13This is my hair.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17It's just so much easier than having your own hair.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23I think hair extensions just look more glamorous.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27If I'm going out, actually clubbing, then I wear as little as possible.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44Every single time we got out, people will stare at her all the time.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47I like to be noticed.

0:13:47 > 0:13:52I've been single for ages and I've kind have given up a little bit.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54I usually tend to attract drunk guys.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Nice guys might be a bit intimidated.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Hello, Dani. How are you? - I'm good.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Let me see this outfit, give us a flash.

0:14:03 > 0:14:09Pink corset, little polka-dot pants. They're see-through at the back.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Like going out with no knickers on?

0:14:10 > 0:14:14But I wear a thong underneath, so, you know...everything's hidden.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Do you think your look makes you less approachable to men?

0:14:17 > 0:14:19I probably am unapproachable because of how I look.

0:14:19 > 0:14:24Do you think, with a makeunder, you're going to attract a different kind of guy, maybe find a nice guy?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27I think with a makeunder, I would find nice men.

0:14:27 > 0:14:32The kind of settling down men, rather than drunken party animals.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Are you excited about your makeunder,

0:14:34 > 0:14:36or feeling slightly dubious?

0:14:36 > 0:14:39I'm ready for POD, I'm just not ready to be brunette again.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Dani, I'm going to wish you good luck now.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44I'll see you on the other side but will you be blonde

0:14:44 > 0:14:47or will you be brunette? We shall see.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55- I'm POD, who are you? - Hi POD, I'm Dani.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Why are you dressed like a bar wench Barbie who forgot her skirt?

0:14:58 > 0:15:02I'm not! A pink corset, little pants - I think it's cute.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04POD thinks it's rude.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05I like the way I dress,

0:15:05 > 0:15:09I like pink and I like the Barbie look and blonde hair and big boobs.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13I can see that. Are they your natural assets?

0:15:13 > 0:15:16My boobs aren't natural. Not much of me is natural.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20You do surprise me! How about your tan? Is that natural?

0:15:20 > 0:15:23My tan is all sun bed because I don't believe in leaving anybody

0:15:23 > 0:15:24with orange sheets.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28POD doesn't compute. Please explain orange sheets.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31You might stay at someone's and if you wear fake tan, their sheets

0:15:31 > 0:15:35- go orange and then everyone knows you've got fake tan on.- Hmm, I see.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38So it's better to damage your skin than damage someone's sheet?

0:15:38 > 0:15:43- Yes, I do know this POD, OK.- Aren't you worried about getting wrinkles?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45If I do, I'll just have Botox.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Why not grow old gracefully?

0:15:47 > 0:15:51I won't. I'll have facelifts and I'll be nipped and tucked and stretched and be fine.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54You mean to tell POD that your addiction to fakery

0:15:54 > 0:15:55is going to get worse?

0:15:55 > 0:15:59My addiction to fakery could get worse. I even consider

0:15:59 > 0:16:02other things, but I'm being good now and not having anything else done.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06That is a relief, but it's POD's mission to rid the world

0:16:06 > 0:16:09of fakery, and it sounds like I got to you just in time.

0:16:09 > 0:16:14I like fakery. Fake is good. Look at Pamela Anderson.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18She's fake and she's also 40 and she looks great.

0:16:18 > 0:16:23OK, let's look at Pamela Anderson. Here she is at 40,

0:16:23 > 0:16:25and here are her boobs.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31So how will you and your plastic idol, Pammy, look aged 60?

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Well, here's a woman who's had repeated plastic surgery.

0:16:34 > 0:16:39It's Rocky's mum, Jackie Stallone. The choice is yours, girls.

0:16:39 > 0:16:44- That's a bit rude.- That's a matter of opinion. Do you have a boyfriend?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47No, I'm single but, you know, it's OK.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49What men do you attract with this look?

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Drunk party animals and players.

0:16:52 > 0:16:56- POD can't think why.- Because men like blonde hair and big boobs.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00Even if they say they don't, secretly, they probably do a bit.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Ahh, I see. Thank you for clearing that up.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Why have you come to POD for a makeunder?

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Because I've been single for four years and I kind of think

0:17:08 > 0:17:11I don't attract the right kind of men, looking like this,

0:17:11 > 0:17:14so if I have a makeunder, I'd attract different types of men.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18POD thinks your stunning natural beauty will definitely attract

0:17:18 > 0:17:20- a better sort of chap.- Thank you.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Are you ready for the first stage of my beauty programme?- Ready.

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Run phase one.

0:17:25 > 0:17:30I asked men only, would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?

0:17:30 > 0:17:32- OK.- What do you think they said?

0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Ah, snog.- Play.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Avoid, like the plague.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Avoid, without a doubt.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42I, personally, would definitely avoid her.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44She's got too much boobies, too much to handle.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46I like a woman with natural boobies.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47He just couldn't handle it.

0:17:47 > 0:17:53And he's not alone. 65% of the men we asked wanted to avoid you completely.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57Well, what can I say? That 65% of people are wrong.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00The only thing that's wrong is your obsession with fakery.

0:18:00 > 0:18:06I also asked, how old is she? 20, 25 or 30?

0:18:06 > 0:18:10- Oh, God, 25.- Play.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14I'm gonna go for 32 maybe?

0:18:14 > 0:18:18- Too much make-up, hiding the wrinkles maybe.- About 30.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21I think she's 30, an older girl that's trying to look young.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22But it ain't happening.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25I don't know anybody who would say I look 30.

0:18:25 > 0:18:30Well, 70% of the people we asked said you do look 30 or older.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33They're all bitchy. They're probably just ones that know

0:18:33 > 0:18:35they couldn't have me so they're gonna bitch.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Hmm. Are you ready for my verdict?

0:18:37 > 0:18:42- I'm ready.- Dani, you're a big-boobed fake fanatic, heading towards

0:18:42 > 0:18:47a future made of plastic. You need my "stop in the name of natural beauty"

0:18:47 > 0:18:53makeunder and you need it immediately. Run the makeunder.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Oh, my God!- What do you think?

0:18:59 > 0:19:03Do you know what? I actually do quite like it, I think.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07- What do you like most?- I think the make-up looks nice, like, natural.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10POD thinks you look very pretty as a brunette.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Do you think?- Yes.- I like it. I think it's nice. If I was looking

0:19:13 > 0:19:16at somebody else and they looked like this,

0:19:16 > 0:19:20I'd think it was nice, but I just think that I'm blonde at heart.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22What's so good about fake blonde hair?

0:19:22 > 0:19:24I wanna look glamorous. It might be pretty

0:19:24 > 0:19:26but it's pretty and plain, not pretty and glam.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30POD thinks there's nothing plain about your stunning natural beauty.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32- Thank you.- Shall we see what the public think

0:19:32 > 0:19:34of your new brunette look?

0:19:34 > 0:19:38- Yes, POD.- Before, the majority of the men we asked wanted to avoid you.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Let's see what they would do now.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Play.- I'd probably snog her, if she was up for it.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Yeah, probably a snog.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48I think she looks beautiful. I think the brown hair

0:19:48 > 0:19:50shows off her complexion and brings out her features.

0:19:50 > 0:19:55- Now, 60% want to snog you, and the rest want to marry you.- OK.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59How does it feel to hear people say you're beautiful, Dani?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02It's nice that people said nicer stuff but I'm not bothered.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04It doesn't mean I'll stay like this at all.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Here is your natural beauty data.

0:20:06 > 0:20:11Dark chestnut hair is a great colour to bring out your stunning blue eyes.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Wearing a fitted jacket that's tailored to your body is a great way

0:20:14 > 0:20:18to avoid swamping a petite frame. Do you like your jacket, Dani?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20I really like the jacket, but I could wear it out

0:20:20 > 0:20:23with a little pair of knickers. No, Dani, no!

0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Sorry.- Is there any chance that you'll be keeping this new look?

0:20:27 > 0:20:31I won't keep this look. I'll definitely be going blonde again.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Even if you only attract players?

0:20:33 > 0:20:36I might be sacrificing the opportunity to meet nice men

0:20:36 > 0:20:38but I don't want to meet nice boring men.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- I want nice, fun men.- Drunk players don't sound like much fun to POD.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43I'm still gonna go back to blonde.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46That's a shame, as POD thinks you make a lovely natural beauty.

0:20:46 > 0:20:51It's just not for me right now. Maybe one day I'll go dark again.

0:20:51 > 0:20:52I don't know. Just not now.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55POD hopes that day won't be too far off.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Goodbye.- Bye!

0:21:01 > 0:21:02HER FRIEND LAUGHS

0:21:06 > 0:21:08- You look so different!- I know.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10I like the jeans and the shoes.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12The jeans and the heels are quite nice.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15I thought it made her look younger and it made her look really...

0:21:15 > 0:21:18She is pretty, but it made her look really, really pretty.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- I think the make-up and hair... - I hate the hair.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23You don't like the hair at all? I really like it.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- I don't think dark hair is glamorous.- But you look more sophisticated.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30But I am blonde and I have massive boobs and I like to flaunt it.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34So, it's back to the old Dani, then?

0:21:37 > 0:21:38What a shame Dani didn't like it.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41I thought she looked great as a brunette.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Maybe POD will have more luck with her next visitor, Collagen Girl.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Then again, maybe not!

0:21:51 > 0:21:54I'm POD. Who are you?

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Collagen Girl. - What's your real name?

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Collagen Westwood Botoxina Versace.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Hmm, glad you cleared that up.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Do you actually have any collagen in your lips?- Not yet, but soon.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Why do you want to squirt chemicals into your lips?

0:22:09 > 0:22:14Um, I wanna look like Pete Burns. I wanna have big lips, like that.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Why?- Cos he's sex on legs.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Hmm. Accessing data. POD doesn't compute

0:22:21 > 0:22:23why you want to look like a man in drag?

0:22:23 > 0:22:26- He's beautiful. - Are you a drag queen?

0:22:26 > 0:22:29No, but I want to be. I'm a diva-in-practising, obviously.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Obviously. Do you have any other ambitions?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34To be a famous singer.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36So, do you do any numbers?

0:22:36 > 0:22:38I used to be a Cher impersonator.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Interesting. Will you perform for POD?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Oh, my God. I don't know.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Oh, go on. - # If I could turn back time

0:22:47 > 0:22:49# If I could find a way

0:22:49 > 0:22:52# I'll take back those words that hurt you

0:22:52 > 0:22:55# And you'd say... #

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- That was very impressive.- Thank you.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- But, please, don't impersonate Cher's plastic-fantastic face.- I love Cher.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06She's got a nice voice and she's got a gorgeous plastic face.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07What makes you say that?

0:23:07 > 0:23:11Cos I stand for all things plastic, 100% fake.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14POD only computes 100% natural.

0:23:14 > 0:23:19- Maybe you should upgrade.- Maybe YOU should stop before it's too late.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20Yes.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Why have you come to see POD today?

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Um, I'd like to have a new look, I guess, to see what I look like.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29In that case, POD is going to show you how to look like a naturally

0:23:29 > 0:23:33fabulous diva without the need for plastic parts.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35- Oh, my God! That's fabulous. - Are you ready?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Yes.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Run the makeunder.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- Oh, my God.- So, what do you think?

0:23:46 > 0:23:50I like it. I feel like a '50s film star.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51POD thinks you look like one too.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Wow, gorgeous.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55What do you think of your make-up?

0:23:55 > 0:23:56What make-up?

0:23:56 > 0:24:01Someone as naturally pretty as you doesn't need a lot of make-up.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Would you like to know how I achieved your gorgeous look?- Definitely.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07A pencil skirt paired with a chunky belt cinches in the waist

0:24:07 > 0:24:10and creates a feminine hourglass shape.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13This classic '40s style gives a gorgeous and glamorous look

0:24:13 > 0:24:15and shows off the natural diva in you.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19- Do you still want to look like a drag queen?- I like being drag queenish

0:24:19 > 0:24:22but this is good for the day.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24What do you think of natural beauty now?

0:24:24 > 0:24:28Er, it can be good if it's done right, if it's done by POD.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32- Correct.- I'd still have my lips bigger, like this.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Incorrect!

0:24:34 > 0:24:37POD's amazing. I'm a big fan.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40POD is a big fan of your naturally fabulous look.

0:24:40 > 0:24:44- Fabulous.- But not of your obsession with plastic.- Yeah.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Goodbye- Bye-bye.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54Now, for all of you out there who have ever had a make-up mishap

0:24:54 > 0:24:56or a beauty disaster, I know how you feel.

0:24:56 > 0:25:00So, in the name of all things girly, I've sacrificed myself for you,

0:25:00 > 0:25:03to make sure it doesn't happen again. You can thank me later!

0:25:05 > 0:25:08For a really intensive moisturising experience

0:25:08 > 0:25:11without going to the spa, it's very easy to do.

0:25:11 > 0:25:16All you need is moisturiser, some Mickey Mouse gloves, and some socks.

0:25:16 > 0:25:21You put lots of moisturiser on your feet before you go to bed.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26Then put your socks on, and in the morning,

0:25:26 > 0:25:28your feet should be lovely and soft.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Then put on our little magic white gloves.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36Overnight, the heat from the gloves and the socks will intensify

0:25:36 > 0:25:40the moisturising action. Your hands and feet will be lovely and soft.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44So...I'm going to bed now.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46I'll see you in the morning.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48ALARM RINGS

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Morning.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Right, let's see if our little experiment's worked.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02Socks off.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Well, lovely and soft.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13In fact, I think it's taken years off me.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Well, my hands and feet, anyway.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Do you remember the Scouse beauty from earlier on in the show,

0:26:21 > 0:26:24the gorgeous Kelsey? She looked fabulous after a make under,

0:26:24 > 0:26:27but how she kept the natural ways or gone back to naughty false tan?

0:26:27 > 0:26:31Let's meet the girl now and find out. Hello, beautiful.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32- Hiya.- Tell me about your makeunder.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36I enjoyed it loads, I really did like it.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38But I just had to go back to blonde.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40What did you think of natural beauty before,

0:26:40 > 0:26:43and has your perception changed now, since the makeunder?

0:26:43 > 0:26:48I didn't ever think that I'd still look nice with less make-up on,

0:26:48 > 0:26:51more natural-looking make-up.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53But it's better when I come in of a night and wake up

0:26:53 > 0:26:55in the morning! Not as scary!

0:26:55 > 0:26:57- What do your family think of it? - They all loved it.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00They said it looks well better than what I did before.

0:27:00 > 0:27:04Is there anything from the makeunder that you couldn't live without?

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- The hair.- Me hair. I think that's it.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10I've gone without the false tan and the big black eyes

0:27:10 > 0:27:12and the fake eyelashes... and the red lips!

0:27:12 > 0:27:15What has the makeunder experience taught you?

0:27:15 > 0:27:17It has learnt me that, with make-up,

0:27:17 > 0:27:21less is definitely more, but not when it comes down to clothes!

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Did you enjoy it and would you recommend it to someone else?

0:27:24 > 0:27:28I loved it. I'd definitely recommend it to anyone who wants to do it.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29It's brilliant.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31I think you look beautiful with a lot less make-up.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33You're an absolutely gorgeous girl.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35- Thanks for letting us give you a makeunder.- Thank you.

0:27:37 > 0:27:42- POD, you must be exhausted, you worked so hard today.- Yes, I have.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45If only everyone appreciated my efforts as much as you.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48Well, nobody said it would be easy but yours is a noble mission.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Thank you, Jenny Frost. Your support means a lot to POD.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Always, POD, but you need to get some rest now.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57- Good night, The Frost. - Lots of love, POD. POD off.

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