Episode 12

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04More, more! # When I grow up, I wanna be famous

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies, when I grow up

0:00:07 > 0:00:09# I wanna see the world Drive nice cars

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# I wanna have groupies When I grow up. #

0:00:11 > 0:00:14Natural beauty should come, well, naturally.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17For some of Britain's babes, it's well and truly buried

0:00:17 > 0:00:18under layers of slap.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21They need to ditch the make-up and abandon the tan,

0:00:21 > 0:00:25but it's not easy letting go when you are obsessed with fakery.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28These girls don't need a make over, they need a make under.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Welcome to the naturally fabulous world of the make under.

0:00:42 > 0:00:47This is POD, your Personal Overhaul Device. Hello, POD.

0:00:47 > 0:00:52- Hello, Jenny Frost, you lovely lady. - Well, you're in a jolly good mood today, I hope that lasts.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55That depends on how many natural beauties I can uncover today.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Ah, well, you might have quite a challenge ahead of you.

0:00:59 > 0:01:04- POD loves a challenge, Frost, you know that.- Good job, POD, and good luck too, you are going to need it.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Coming up on tonight's show...

0:01:06 > 0:01:10I love big hair. Big. Huge. Ooh, fall over.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13My curvaceous figure is a show-stopper.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14It's nice to be a lady.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16It's glitter time.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20- Our aim is to wear as much glitter as possible.- Be glitterastic.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Tonight, two girls and a band of bandits

0:01:23 > 0:01:26experience the magic of a make under.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Are you ready, POD?- And waiting, who have you got for me?

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Coming up first is lovely, bubbly, shopaholic, Liverpudlian,

0:01:32 > 0:01:33it's Nikki.

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0:01:35 > 0:01:40I'm Nikki, I'm 23, I'm single. I work in a pharmaceutical factory.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Who's better to show you the WAG style than a Scouse chick?

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Bring it on.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46God, I love this outfit.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Oh, how cute's that?! Shoes!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Oh! Oh, heaven, shoe heaven, I love them.

0:01:51 > 0:01:56Nikki's look - it's completely and utterly extravagant.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Got to have them.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Credit cards seem to jump out me purse and onto the till.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05I'm so happy. Sexy shoes, priceless.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Very nice, I feel like a princess.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11I love shoes - full stop.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Platform, platform, platform, platform.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Flat shoes are a no-go.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Ooh, fall over.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22I love big hair. Big. Huge.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I don't really do limp.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Eww!

0:02:25 > 0:02:30I've always got the rollers in, sometimes I go to the shops in them as well.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Can I have sweet and sour chicken with boiled rice

0:02:33 > 0:02:35and a portion of chips, and a sausage.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41If I had my wish with a make under for her,

0:02:41 > 0:02:44it would be to go for a slightly more natural look,

0:02:44 > 0:02:47cos she's got all the right ingredients to start with

0:02:47 > 0:02:51and she just needs to accentuate those looks without overdoing it.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Ready to rave and party Liverpool-style.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04I suppose, if I am really honest, I am a bit fake.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12I love it. I wouldn't change anything about myself for anybody.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Hello, how are you? - I'm fine, how are you? - I'm very good.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- You're looking very glamorous today.- Thank you.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19First things first, talk me through this outfit.

0:03:19 > 0:03:24Big outfit, big shoes, big necklace, bling ring,

0:03:24 > 0:03:26big hair, out the door.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30What do you think POD's going to have a go at you for?

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Probably the hair, she'll whip these extensions out.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Dangle them, running into the distance, you'll see me tottering in me heels.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I'm ready for POD.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42I think she's got a case on her hands, don't you?

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Gorgeous, glamorous Nikki, I'm going to wish good luck in POD

0:03:47 > 0:03:50and I'll see you the other side, maybe minus the big hair.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Thank you.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Hi-i-i-i! Hi, sexy.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07I am not sexy, I am POD,

0:04:07 > 0:04:10and you are too overly familiar for my liking.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Oh, POD, come on now.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Nikki.- Yes, POD.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Why are you wearing a sequinned babygro?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- I picked my outfit especially for you.- You really needn't have bothered.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Come, on POD, lighten up.- POD computes that you have a big mouth.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Oh! POD!

0:04:25 > 0:04:28But even that is nowhere near as big as your hair.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- We all like big hair, POD, the bigger the better, don't you agree?- No.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36But, POD...if I had flat hair, it'd be like minging.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- POD completely disagrees. - Oh, thank you, POD.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44POD thinks you would look 100% less minging if you weren't dripping in fakery.

0:04:44 > 0:04:49POD, I thought we were about to become friends, I felt a bond.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51POD only bonds with natural beauties.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Oh, come on, POD, play the game.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- OK, I have a game for you. Are you ready, Nikki?- Bring it on.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59It's called spot the difference. Loading Alex Curran.

0:04:59 > 0:05:04Oh, God, here we go, everybody says I look like Alex Curran.

0:05:04 > 0:05:09Perhaps that's because you've copied her hair, make-up and fake tan.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13POD, you're so mean. I've got no resemblance of her.

0:05:13 > 0:05:18Whatever you say, Nikki. But how about your credit card bill, does that have any similarities?

0:05:18 > 0:05:23- POD, sssh!- Would you like a boyfriend with a big bank balance?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I don't want anyone to buy me stuff for me, my God.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28So, are you an independent woman, Nikki?

0:05:28 > 0:05:34# All the ladies who's independent Throw your hands up at me. #

0:05:34 > 0:05:38As an independent woman, you probably own your house and pay your own bills?

0:05:38 > 0:05:43- Have you been talking with my mother? - No, but since you mention it, don't you live with your mother?- Yes.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Hmm, very independent.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49I'm just not winning against you, I always get my own way!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Don't you stamp your foot at POD! You'll live to regret that later.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55You've got a challenge on your case, POD.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Yes, I can see that, but my files tell me

0:05:57 > 0:06:01you haven't always been this challenging. Loading data.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Oh! POD!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06See there is naturalness in me.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Yes, there is, did you swap it for some new Jimmy Choo's?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Do you want a slap?

0:06:12 > 0:06:16No, bit I do think you could do with removing yours.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Why have you come to POD for a make under?

0:06:17 > 0:06:22Because men think I'm high maintenance and a nightmare.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24- I can't imagine why.- POD!

0:06:24 > 0:06:26And I'm single, so I want to look nice,

0:06:26 > 0:06:29you want to look appealing, at least.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32POD thinks you'll look very appealing as a natural beauty.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Ahh, you're dead sweet.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Are you ready for the first stage of my beauty programme? - Bring it on, POD.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Run phase one, public analysis.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Are you nervous?- No, I've got guts.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Good, you're going to need them. I asked members of the public -

0:06:48 > 0:06:51is she a good-time girl, good as gold, a gold digger.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Oh, they are going to pick gold digger.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Play.- She definitely looks like a gold digger.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Looks like a gold digger, she'll take my money and run.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02She looks like she's got fake tan on

0:07:02 > 0:07:04and looks as though she just chases old men.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Awww! I've got class!

0:07:06 > 0:07:09No-one thought you were as good as gold.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Can you not see the halo on my head?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14No, and nor could the 70% of the public

0:07:14 > 0:07:16who thought you were a gold digger.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18OK.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19I also asked, men only,

0:07:19 > 0:07:22would you want to snog, marry or avoid her.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- What do you think they said? - I'm going to have to go with avoid her.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Avoid.- Play.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29I'd probably avoid her,

0:07:29 > 0:07:33I think, because she looks like she's a little bit too up for it.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Oh, my God.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37This lady probably would like to date footballers,

0:07:37 > 0:07:40but I don't think any would like to date her.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I would probably avoid her, unless I was drunk.

0:07:42 > 0:07:4670% of the men we asked wanted to avoid you completely.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Ah! No, they didn't!

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Yes, they did. Are you ready for my verdict, Nikki?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Yes, POD.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Nikki, you are a shop-obsessed man botherer

0:07:55 > 0:08:00and you need my Curb The Spending And Get A Happy Ending Make Under.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Ooh! POD's going all-out!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Correct. Here is your make under menu.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Choose a new hair colour.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Warm mahogany, light chestnut, ash brown, caramel blonde.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Warm mahogany, then.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Choose a celebrity style -

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Jessica Biel, Kate Moss, Mischa Barton, Vanessa Hudgens.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22I think I am going to go with Vanessa Hudgens,

0:08:22 > 0:08:24because it's different.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Before I can process your style choices, I need you to remove all of your slap and fakery.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32Well, go for it I'm up for anything. I wouldn't be a Scouser if I wasn't.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33That's the spirit.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Phase two, deep cleanse. Please put on your deep cleanse uniform.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Oh, my God, I feel ashamed. - What are you ashamed of?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42I look disgusting.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- POD thinks you look quite cute. - Oh, POD.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Now, please get wiping.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Show me that wipe.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53That's disgusting.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Yes, it is.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57POD is happy to see such a natural beauty under all that slap.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Ahh, you are such a charmer.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- How are you feeling about meeting the new you?- I'm a bit worried.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06There's no need to worry. Run phase three, the make under.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Oh, my God, I'm so scared.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19What are you scared of?

0:09:19 > 0:09:22I'm quite scared of what's going on with my hair really.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25POD thinks you look stunning as a brunette.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26You're such a charmer.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29But I still need to bring the blonde Nikki back.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32But why, when you're such a lovely natural beauty?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34- You haven't convinced me.- Why not?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36It's not me, it's not glam.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39POD thinks you look very classy and much younger.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41The dress is quite nice, I do like the dress.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44What sort of men do you think you'd attract now?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Science geeks.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Hm, shall we find out?- Yes, POD.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Previously, I asked men

0:09:50 > 0:09:54would they want to snog, marry or avoid this girl? What did they say?

0:09:54 > 0:09:55- Avoid.- Correct.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Let's see what they would do now.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Play.- Would snog her if I didn't have a girlfriend.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05She's a nice-looking lady, nice brown hair, nice complexion.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09I'd marry her, because she looks like someone I'd want to marry,

0:10:09 > 0:10:10she looks decent.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I think she's the kind of girl you'd take home to your mother.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Ahhh.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18A massive 80% wanted to snog you, and the rest wanted to marry you.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21In the net.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22That's nice to hear, POD.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Here's how I achieved your new natural look.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28A chunky fringe can create a new look

0:10:28 > 0:10:30without losing too much length from your hair.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Nude lip liner is a great way to define lips

0:10:33 > 0:10:34without looking overly made-up

0:10:34 > 0:10:37and still shows off your natural lip colour.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39What do you think of natural beauty now?

0:10:39 > 0:10:40I think it's nice

0:10:40 > 0:10:44and I think sometimes I do need to tone it down a little bit.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47You'll be like the little devil in my head shouting at me

0:10:47 > 0:10:49when I'm putting my black eye stuff on.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Going, "No, Nikki, no," but I will try to tone it down.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56POD is glad to hear it because you are a stunning natural beauty.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Thank you, POD.- Have you enjoyed your make under experience?

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Yes, even though you're a grump sometimes, you've been a laugh.

0:11:03 > 0:11:09Though you are a stubborn set-in-your-ways blonde, POD has enjoyed meeting you.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11- You too, POD.- Goodbye, Nikki.- Bye!

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Hi.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Oh, my...!

0:11:22 > 0:11:23Oh, my God!

0:11:26 > 0:11:29What do you think? Are you scared?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Brownie.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32'I just can't get over'

0:11:32 > 0:11:36how blue her eyes looked with the brown hair, it was gorgeous.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Oh, give us a hug!

0:11:38 > 0:11:40'It's just nice to see her natural'

0:11:40 > 0:11:45and that she doesn't need all that make-up to look pretty.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Oh, Nikki looked gorgeous as a brunette.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Will she keep it? We'll find out later.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Now, as we discovered, you lot have got some quite strong opinions

0:11:58 > 0:12:02when it comes to beauty, hair and make-up and you just love to share.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Exfoliate.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08And let your skin breathe once in a while.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Try and avoid heavy foundation,

0:12:10 > 0:12:12cos it looks terrible by the end of the night.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Fake tan is not good.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Pale and interesting...

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Your eyes are your best feature,

0:12:18 > 0:12:20so it's best to emphasise them as much as you can.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24False eyelashes do all the world of good.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27I think you can either show your boobs or your legs.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28The bigger the better!

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Next up, POD needs to mind her manners,

0:12:33 > 0:12:35cos she's about to meet a lady.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43My name is Lady Desalina.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47I am a successful businesswoman.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49I am a personal shopper.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56I love the clothes, because...

0:12:56 > 0:12:59the colours, the style, the feel,

0:12:59 > 0:13:00the look, the image.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02It's nice to be a lady.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05I want to inspire people with my pieces

0:13:05 > 0:13:06when I walk around the street.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10I'm a walking advertisement, basically, for my company.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Lady D on a Saturday night.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Shiny, cute, sexy look.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21Great make-up, all dolled-up from head to toe.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27I believe I've got great legs and I've got a great bust.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31So, I do show that off quite a lot, with anything that's fitting,

0:13:31 > 0:13:34that hugs my curvaceous figure... is a show-stopper.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38I love to shake my booty on the dance floor.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41I'm not in a relationship. I get amazing attention from that.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43SHE LAUGHS

0:13:43 > 0:13:46At the end of the day, I am a positive, independent woman

0:13:46 > 0:13:49and I express myself how I choose to.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52And if they don't like it, so be it, but I do.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55Lady Des, nice to meet you.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Can you talk me through your outfit and how long you to get ready?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01It takes about five hours, really,

0:14:01 > 0:14:03well, I rushed today, so that was three hours.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07- That's not getting ready - that's a part-time job!- I know.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Why did you decide to wear this outfit? Swashbuckling, piratesque.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15I decided to wear this outfit, because it's curvaceous.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19It's dramatic and nobody is going to be wearing it.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23And very colourful, just like me.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27- What would be the worst thing that POD could do to you? - Hide my figure, I suppose.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31Lady Des, I'm sure you're going to be fabulous and I can't wait to see your make under.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33So, good luck in POD.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46I am POD, who are you?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Lady Desalina, of course.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Why are you called that?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Because I'm a lady.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56- Yes, it is hard to miss those lady lumps.- That's being rude.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58So is exposing your breasts,

0:14:58 > 0:15:00but you don't seem to have a problem with that.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Just because I'm curvaceous

0:15:02 > 0:15:05doesn't mean I can't show off a bit of bust, which is my own.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07POD is impressed by your natural assets,

0:15:07 > 0:15:10but not with how you have chosen to display them.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13I am not understanding your language.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Simply put, put them away.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18POD wishes to know, do you have a boyfriend?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- I'm not in a relationship, so no. - Would you like to be?

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Maybe, who's asking?

0:15:23 > 0:15:27No-one, yet, but once POD has finished with you,

0:15:27 > 0:15:28that could all change.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32POD computes you have a 15-year-old daughter.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Does she like your look?

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- No.- I can't imagine why(!)

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Why have you covered yourself in all that pink slap?

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Because it looks good on me, that's why.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Hm, what do you think of natural beauty?

0:15:45 > 0:15:48I think natural beauty is great,

0:15:48 > 0:15:52but sometimes you've got to have a bit of fun with make-up and clothes.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56And clearly you are having a right laugh with that look.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57Well...

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Why have you come to POD for a make under?

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Because my mum keeps getting at me.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06I just want to see how I look really toned down.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Then you've come to the right place. Run phase one, public analysis.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14I asked men only, would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16What do you think they said?

0:16:16 > 0:16:20I think they'd want to marry me, definitely put a ring on my finger.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Marry.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Play.- Avoid her - she looks a little bit too wacky for me.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Avoid her, because she just looks crazy.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29I would avoid,

0:16:29 > 0:16:32because I think she looks a bit too overdone, a bit over the top.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Well, I don't agree with that. - Nobody wanted to marry you.

0:16:35 > 0:16:40- Nobody.- Not one. A huge 90% of the men we asked wanted to avoid you.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43I don't know where you've got this public from, but...

0:16:43 > 0:16:45What emotion are you registering?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47I am very upset about that, actually.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Don't be upset, POD is going to help. Are you ready for my verdict?

0:16:51 > 0:16:55- Go on.- Lady Desalina, you are a booby-flaunting, blusher-loving,

0:16:55 > 0:16:57make-up-mad minx.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00And you need my bare-naked lady to sophisticated lady make under.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Are you having a joke?

0:17:02 > 0:17:06- No, are you ready to meet the new you?- Sock it to me.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09OK, I will. Run the make under.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Oh, my God!

0:17:17 > 0:17:22- No way! - Yes, way - you look stunning.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Can you speak?

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Yeah, I look lovely.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Yes, you do. Please tell POD what you like the most.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29The dress is very cute,

0:17:29 > 0:17:33and the hair, the hair is gorgeous, and the make-up's beautiful.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37POD completely agrees. Can you see you are a natural beauty?

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Yes.- POD thinks you really do look like a lady now.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Do you agree?- Yeah, I do.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Would you like to find out what the public think of the new Lady D?

0:17:46 > 0:17:51- Yes.- I asked men - would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Let's see what they would do. Play.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56You can imagine snogging her, a good snog.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57I'd say probably snog.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Very attractive, she's hot. Can I give her my number?

0:18:00 > 0:18:0560% now want to snog you and the remaining 40% wanted to marry you.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09- 40%?- Yes. - That's good news for my mother.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12- POD thinks your daughter will be happy too.- She'll like it.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Here's how I achieved your new look.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18Naturally dark skin does not need a lot of pink blusher.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20A tinted moisturiser is all that is needed

0:18:20 > 0:18:22to give the face a healthy glow.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24A wrap-around dress creates a low V shape

0:18:24 > 0:18:26which flatters a fuller figure

0:18:26 > 0:18:29and emphasises a big bust without showing a lot of flesh.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33- Yes, it does.- Does that mean you'll be putting them away from now on?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Yes, I think I am going to put them away.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36This makes POD very happy.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Have you learnt anything else from POD?

0:18:39 > 0:18:44That you don't need to be very full-on to look naturally beautiful.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Correct. My work here is done.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48I think I look amazing.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Yes, you do. Goodbye, Lady Desalina.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Goodbye.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Oh, it looks so nice!

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Oh, it looks great.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05That is nice.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Gives us a twirl.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Oh, yeah, I love it, I love it.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Absolutely you. I love it.

0:19:12 > 0:19:18I feel safe now, she can go out and start meeting young men again.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Wow, what a transformation.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25She looked gorgeous, but will she keep her new look?

0:19:25 > 0:19:27I'll be finding out later.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29I've been doing some very in-depth research

0:19:29 > 0:19:31into your beauty hints and tips to find out

0:19:31 > 0:19:34what really works and what should be avoided. Watch and learn.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40We all know glitter looks great on a night out,

0:19:40 > 0:19:43but where it doesn't look great is on your bed sheets

0:19:43 > 0:19:44when you get home.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46That is a big no-no.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48So, we need to find a way to get it off,

0:19:48 > 0:19:51and it can be really, really tough.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54A little birdie told me, if you get some sticky tape,

0:19:54 > 0:19:56wrap it around your hand...

0:20:00 > 0:20:01..like so...

0:20:03 > 0:20:08..you can apparently get it off like magic.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15That is definitely working.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18It might take me a while and it could get a tad boring,

0:20:18 > 0:20:21so I'll see you later, all nice and clean in bed.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28Do you remember that gorgeous Nikki from earlier on in the show?

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Well, POD made her a gorgeous brunette, but has she kept it up?

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Let's meet her now and find out.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Nikki, Nikki, lovely brunette Nikki.

0:20:36 > 0:20:41- Hi.- You look gorgeous.- Thank you. - Are you still being mistaken for Alex Curran?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44No, I'm a new brunette babe.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47I think it looks fabulous, your eyes look amazing.

0:20:47 > 0:20:52- Like ping!- Everyone says that. I put the Nikki touch back into it, you know, the extensions.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54We won't tell POD that, don't tell POD that.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56POD doesn't need to know that.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Have you taken heed of anything else POD said?

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- The eyelashes have gone back. - The eyelashes are back.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03The make-up's still on,

0:21:03 > 0:21:06but I must admit I'm trying to take on board the fact

0:21:06 > 0:21:08that maybe I don't need to wear as much.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12Is there any new men on the scene or on the horizon?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14I have met a few, but no-one special at the moment.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17But it's nice that I seem to be pulling different types,

0:21:17 > 0:21:22nice lads instead of like these gangsta wannabes and these players.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25So, fingers crossed, you never know.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28What do you think about POD's quest for natural beauty?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31POD is dead sweet. She really tries to enforce it, doesn't she?

0:21:31 > 0:21:35I think natural beauty is gorgeous if you've got it, naturally,

0:21:35 > 0:21:37then flaunt it,

0:21:37 > 0:21:41but I think I need a little bit, a few eyelashes, a bit of tan.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43I think POD's done a very good job.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45We've got the brunette hair, which is lovely.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48The extensions are back a bit, the lashes,

0:21:48 > 0:21:50but the make-up's toned down. So, well done, POD.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Thank you, yeah, POD deserves a medal, doesn't she?

0:21:57 > 0:22:01Next, POD has a run-in with some Glitter Banditz.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04I've got a feeling things are going to get rather messy.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- They are three hot men who go by the name Dare.- Glitter.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Aaron.- Glitter.- And Will.- Glitter.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13And together they form.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Glitter Banditz!

0:22:15 > 0:22:20# It's raining men Hallelujah, it's raining men... #

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Our aim is to wear as much glitter as possible.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Glitter.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25- To spread joy.- Oooh.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28To wear the smallest hot pants as possible.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Be glitterastic!- Ooh!

0:22:34 > 0:22:39First we apply the magic gel. Now I am going to add the glitter.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41It gets a bit naughty.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43More is more.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Armpits.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Glitter time.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52# Can you feel it? Can you feel it?

0:22:52 > 0:22:56# Can you feel it? #

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Welcome to the stage, the Glitter Banditz!

0:22:59 > 0:23:00CHEERING

0:23:06 > 0:23:09# Can you feel it? Can you feel it?

0:23:09 > 0:23:11# Can you feel it? #

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Glitter Banditz.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20I am POD, who are you?

0:23:20 > 0:23:25Hi, POD, we are the Glitter Banditz. Woo!

0:23:25 > 0:23:26Oh, my POD.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30- So that's why you are covered in a criminal amount of glitter.- Totally.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32THEY LAUGH

0:23:32 > 0:23:37POD does not understand why three grown men want to look like extras from Starlight Express.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41- You like it really. - No, I really don't.- Be nice, POD.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Glitter Banditz loves POD.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47Oh, please, let me assure you right now flattery will get you nowhere.

0:23:47 > 0:23:51There's a glitteriness inside of you that's waiting to get out.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52I don't think so.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56- We could sparkle you up. - Yeah, baby, let's do it.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Back off, Banditz.

0:23:58 > 0:23:59Don't fight it.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03- No, no, don't you dare.- Woo!

0:24:03 > 0:24:05For POD's sake, that'll play havoc with my wiring,

0:24:05 > 0:24:08not to mention what it will do to my natural beauty files.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Look at the bottom of POD. - Oh, my, gorgeous.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14POD is not amused - I suggest you find a way to make it up to me.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Something that doesn't involve glitter.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23Just for you, POD, we've got a special little treat.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31# Touch your body Can you feel it?

0:24:31 > 0:24:34# Come on and work it Push it, push it, baby... #

0:24:34 > 0:24:39Hm, very entertaining. POD has never seen or heard anything like that before.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Thank you, POD.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Glitter Banditz.- Yes, POD.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47- What do you think of natural beauty? - It has its place.- Each to their own.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49It's not as much fun as this.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53POD thinks you have forgotten just how much you can sparkle as a natural beauty.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Ahh. POD, you are naughty.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58That's gorgeous, that is gorgeous.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01- Do, you love that picture, POD? - Yes, I do, what went wrong?

0:25:01 > 0:25:04- POD, nothing went wrong. - What are you talking about?

0:25:04 > 0:25:07You've got to love yourself as you are today.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08That's a matter of opinion.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11The world would be a better place if we covered ourselves in glitter.

0:25:11 > 0:25:16POD thinks the world would be a much better place if everyone embraced their natural beauty.

0:25:16 > 0:25:21- We love you, POD.- We love you, POD! - We think you're lovely.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23All you need is a little bit of glitter.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Oh, do stop it with all the love.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28It won't work, and what you need is some PODing natural beauty.

0:25:28 > 0:25:34- But even though you are stupidly shiny and glaringly glittery... - Yeah!

0:25:34 > 0:25:37..POD can see that the Glitter Banditz, without the glitter,

0:25:37 > 0:25:41would just be three middle-aged men jumping around in thongs.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42THEY LAUGH

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Therefore you are ejected.

0:25:45 > 0:25:46Ejected?

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Before we go, POD, we want to give you a big glittery kiss.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52There really is no need for that!

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Oh, POD off.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01Do you remember Lady Desalina from earlier in the show?

0:26:01 > 0:26:02I am going to catch up with her now

0:26:02 > 0:26:06and see if she has gone back to her blusher, lipstick, eye-type kind of way.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Or she's kept the natural look POD gave her.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Here she is. Come in, babe.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14- Hello, darling, how are you? - I'm great, how are you?

0:26:14 > 0:26:17I'm a good, take a seat, princess.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Well, tell me about your make under.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Well, when I had the make under, I had a good look at myself

0:26:23 > 0:26:26and I thought it was great, so I thought I would keep that look.

0:26:26 > 0:26:31That's great news! What reaction have you had off people?

0:26:31 > 0:26:34I have had a lot of reaction, actually, from my family.

0:26:34 > 0:26:38All the family think it's great the way I am dressing down,

0:26:38 > 0:26:39the make-up and stuff.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43- What does your daughter think? - She thinks it's absolutely gorgeous.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46I am going to keep it for her, definitely.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Wow. What about the men?

0:26:48 > 0:26:53I think I'm more approachable, whereas before I was quite loud. So, I've toned it down quite a bit.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57Would you ever consider going back to your old ways?

0:26:57 > 0:27:01Erm, only on a fancy-dress night, maybe.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05But that's about it.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Do you still feel like the glamorous Lady Desalina?

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Yes, I do feel like a lady, very much so.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- Even more so, maybe?- More so. - More so.- More so.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Have we banished the old Lady Desalina for good.

0:27:16 > 0:27:20No, I don't think we've banished her - I think we've reformed her.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24Overall, I think a victory for POD. A great make under.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26You look gorgeous, but still glamorous,

0:27:26 > 0:27:28so, thank you very much, Lady Desalina.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Thank you for having me, Jenny.

0:27:30 > 0:27:31THEY LAUGH

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Yay! Well done, POD, a very successful day.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Nikki loved her new brunette locks.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Thank you, I think I'll be needing a deep cleanse

0:27:42 > 0:27:43after those glittery fools.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46Yes, they've definitely left their mark.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49There's no need to rub it in, Frost.

0:27:49 > 0:27:50Oh, but I love a bit of glitter.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Shame on you, after all we've been through.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57- Sorry, couldn't resist.- Oh, POD off, Frost.- POD off, yourself.

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